Using The Worst Means To Kill Everyone in Hitman 2

[@RTGame]

I hope everyone enjoys this! Just a reminder that I'm in Yogtowers this week for the Yogscast Jingle Jam. I've been on the stream a few times already, and will be on again tomorrow! I'll also be streaming some Katamari on my own Twitch channel when this comment is.an hour old

[@coconut_1219]

Spegti

[@Craftablewaffle]

Hey rt, congrats on meeting the yogscast (or congrats on going to meet them) I'm glad you've had so many great opportunities with your channel and I'm so glad you've grown so much! I hope you continue to grow an create more amazing content!

[@flynnguest8323]

1:17 play WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!

[@BEef98]

Loved that you were on the jingle jam RT!!!!

[@V_SABITRON]

2:37 "wanna sprite cranberry?"

[@nepoleon92]

That guard at the beginning was very polite, hope he recovers

[@bengal4047]

Same; he was really nice despite the circumstances

[@bentownsend4017]

Normally you just stand near people and they start slagging you off

[@theflano23]

I agree

[@gferrol118]

Didn't even care about having a briefcase thrown at him

[@josephwalter6672]

"what do you need to complete your mission 47?" "A clown costume, 4 cans of expired spaghetti, one fish, and all of that in a silver briefcase..... please"

[@electricgreenangela4408]

Agent 47 is a low-maintainence assassin.

[@Toastclaimer]

This genuinely sounds like something out a spy spoof movie

[@tanjothefruit4366]

Don't forget the blueberry muffins

[@t.lanfield1936]

But.......what about the *mUfFiNs* ?

[@Robotomy101]

the muffins with the essence of a thousand gods

[@pavladavlas]

Imagine being at a cult gathering and suddenly a dude pops up & starts slapping everyone with a fish.

[@Bacon.Bits.]

Soup can expires on: 29361736 (Expiry date best used by 4/20/1969)

[@Bacon.Bits.]

Oh and the fish was caught on Venus... totally off topic fact, the temperature of Venus is 462 degrees Celsius.

[@youraveragebrit7423]

David Pavlas have you been to north England

[@lgasc]

-Is it part of the ceremony??? (fish dude) -COME HERE AND KISS MY FISH *Gratefully stands up, offering self-person to the scale's hits.*

[@kafkacheswan]

he's the demon you summoned

[@ItsLavaJava]

*_I'll shut off the lights!_* Whilst holding a torch.

[@Ratciclefan]

Yea

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Yeah, that would be logical.

[@kokopaii]

Nobody can see in the dark, so it makes sense

[@minimalgrammar1276]

@@kokopaii Well, some people can. Not night vision, but they can see a bit.

[@ilikecheese5832]

​@@minimalgrammar1276yea but still they don't see well, so what could go wrong?

[@Person01234]

Immediately pulling out a gun and firing off rounds in a crowded area seems like a slight overreaction to a man being slapped with a fish.

[@lenkagamine4145]

Consider how many people have been killed by a fish in recent history, and it starts to make more sense-

[@farrellpurba2095]

oh god, 665 likes. Should I do it?

[@cate01a]

@@lenkagamine4145 huh?

[@philltheotherguy1868]

bob bob it’s this KZbinr’s gimmick to knock out as many people as possible with the fish.

[@cate01a]

@@philltheotherguy1868 ah yeps makes sense now cheers

[@OptiJams]

An Irishman playing an Romanian who I thought was British/American pretending to be an Indian pretending to be a regular citizen in an Indian area who is secretly an Italian agent who knocks out opposing forces with spaghetti sauces

[@gavenpyeatt8885]

So just a average day in the life of RT

[@Hashazer]

*expired spaghetti sauces

[@maniacgaming6738]

47 is a romanian not an american

[@OptiJams]

@@maniacgaming6738 Noted

[@generalkuros56]

The anti racist he's evrey race

[@GeneralNotSteve]

Just imagine the police reports. "Uhm yah so a guy came in the room and threw spaghetti cans at us and that's when I blacked out" "Yah I frisked him but I only found a fish, cans of spaghetti, and other random things like that so I thought he was ok"

[@akatoshslayer7599]

"So a man came with a bunch of food and rat poison, and you thought that it was okay to let him in?" "To be fair, he killed people with the food not the poison.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

"Excuse me, gentlemen, I have an appointment." *Climbs in freezer*

[@glitch3579]

6:24 Can we just admire how majestically the briefcase breaks the laws of physics?

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

You have not seen what that Brief case can do. It will curve up stairs and around corners to hit its target. Literal 90 degree corners.

[@thebitch4409]

It will pull a *Glitch 3*

[@Robotomy101]

The Brief Case.

[@kurage_medusa]

i seen a video of it following a guy on a jet ski, doing loads of turns and 180s

[@nancykuznetsov5270]

I think it's the bootleg of captain America's shield

[@mranimazing2190]

Throws Briefcase *NO, MY FISH IS IN IT!*

[@thearousedeunuch]

Everyone has a fish briefcase. Don't you?

[@sigridhofer5576]

I do

[@silvershadow1271]

Same

[@personguy2468]

444😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@spoiledbratmonster1917]

I have 10

[@m1n3c7afty]

So we've got the meal murder list: Starter: Fish Main: Spaghet Dessert: Blueberry Muffin Drink: Soda Can

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

This should be the final meal for those on the death roll.

[@jammer523691aj]

Dessert*

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

Those muffins must have been dry as heck if they're a desert...

[@imperialweaponstechnician8026]

Spaghetti*

[@grande1900]

@@imperialweaponstechnician8026 reddit.com/r/woooosh

[@TheNN]

RT: *turns off all the lights* Torch: *Exists* RT: *gets shot in the dark because of it*

[@mysteryredacted1697]

Fun fact: The action of slapping someone with a fish is called cornobble. So RT cornobbled so many people to death

[@JubioHDX]

to be more specific he cornobbled them into a comatose state then broke their necks. i just wanted a reason to say cornobble

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

Achievement: Couldn't Resist. Haven't you earned this achievement already? Like, a hundred times?

[@caseyhayes7510]

"No one's gonna notice if you disappear!" CRIME NOTICED

[@invschematics]

Top 10 most deadliest weapons *1. Expired can of spaghetti sauce*

[@diogoayres7953]

no 3: *Fish* 2: *Expired Can of Spaghetti Sauce* 1: *B l u e b e r r y M u f f i n*

[@jammer523691aj]

It's most deadly or deadliest. You can't have both, you greedy fuck.

[@invschematics]

(@@jammer523691aj) with these superb ideas alike, grandmmar can't keep up to comprehension

[@nekosky854]

The can is expired not the spaghetti sauce

[@silvershadow1271]

@@nekosky854 can of spaghetti sauce expired That better

[@b4kk3rYT]

the poor dude at the beginning was so calm about a dude in a clown outfit throwing a brief case at his head

[@glitch3579]

*Holding Torch* *Turns off light to hide self* *HOLDS TORCH*

[@droidBasher]

Notice how they stop shooting him when he puts the torch in his pocket to pick the lock, only to get shot again when he finishes and takes it out.

[@NumericChaff]

@@droidBasher Excuse me while I put this lit torch in my pocket

[@MeLlamoFick]

5:38 Ma' name's Bill-- *dies*

[@izzy1221]

*A hitman must be able to use all weapons at his disposal.* _No one ever said that you couldn’t only use weird weapons tho_

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

I think the word you are looking for is IMPROVISATION!

[@silvershadow1271]

*_all_*

[@c0smic_eve]

Who expects the clown with a fish to be a deadly assasin

[@caileanhamilton9932]

* at multiple crime scenes * "gosh diddly darnit, that's the 13th one this week John! And how did they all die again!?" "by various types of food sir, its very curious." "indeed..... It could only be one of two Irish assassins, codenamed Kevin and RT. We must be careful"

[@cyruschrakyan5031]

I swear that briefcase is the most powerful object in the game. It literally just hovers losing no height whatsoever when you throw it

[@---kp1hm]

BRMH PAH and curves around corners

[@ilikecheese5832]

And in some cases it will go *TROUGH WALLS* to hit the target

[@StickMaster500]

Local Irish Nerd attempts to eradicate T-Series with nothing but a fish

[@SmileytheSmile]

hehe I see what you did there

[@az_rite]

Breaking news: Irish Nerd beats T-Series with just his hands and a fish that he later made lasagna with

[@TheIrishDino]

Irish Star, 2018

[@sippin1877]

StickMaster500 and expired dolmio sauce

[@gavenpyeatt8885]

Are you air... Cuz your everywhere at once

[@keitatsutsumi]

7:33 “not ‘innocent bystanders’, we prefer the term ‘collateral damage’” -all those guards

[@HTPCYMC]

He has no style, he has no grace This kong has a funny face.

[@vAqeii]

It took me time to figure out that rhyme

[@theashman7836]

He’s banana facile he’s a fat waste of space. 300th like

[@malte291]

DK Konkey Dong

[@parforet]

The It franchise seems to have taken a really weird direction.

[@stavik96]

10:45 lets turn off the lights so they can't see me and my torch! Great idea mate. :D

[@captainitalia811]

RT: *saves game* Game: 😯

[@joaomoraes8644]

RT: *saves game* Game: Oh no

[@ethanw041]

RTGame: *WHERESTHESAUCEWHERESTHESAUCEWHERESTHESAUCE* Vsauce1: Hey Vsauce, Michael here. RTGame: Thank God your here Michael... *throws Michael at enemy*

[@bingchai_ling]

Throws a muffin at Michael

[@sigridhofer5576]

Guys, stop playing with your food, it's childish.

[@jujubrrr]

*WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?*

[@userfromspace8952]

That comment made my day XDD

[@templarkiller2926]

Fish, Blueberry Muffins, Spaghetti Sauce. Are you slowly becoming a cooking channel?

[@stormcloudsabound]

the Irish how-to basic

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

Don't forget Cooking Mama!

[@humbleguardsman5578]

I like it how slow the breaf case moves mid air. It's like they know they could Dodge it but their do confused as how slow it is they are just frozen from it.

[@TheIrishDino]

RT you're dressed as a clown... How can you NOT be classy?

[@duckduck3913]

This is a true.

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

Who needs tuxedos when we have a clown outfit? Class-iness at its finest.

[@RustyGreen21]

I’m really enjoying your hitman series

[@thearousedeunuch]

Me too.

[@cynthiaaaa5204]

Rusty #metoo

[@theashman7836]

“Hitman” you mean Santa.claus murderer

[@JayHog1992]

Guess his videos are a real hit, man.

[@BeesWithKnees]

*Gordon Ramsay bursts in* WHERE’S THE SAUCE?!?

[@sigridhofer5576]

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!

[@UsmanMuhammadNooruddin]

Aaaaaaaaaand I found the comment that I was looking for! 😂

[@chesspiece4257]

I don’t know what you’re talking about everything in this episode was so stylish it could be in a fashion magazine

[@couldbeme5561]

Turns out, turning off lights while hold using a torch is not too effective

[@argerrosteele8930]

That first guard you see in the video seemed like such a decent fellow

[@boomer6056]

Sword: ‘does 200 damage’ Fish: ‘does 9999999999999 damage’

[@mr.meloetta1939]

_FBI's Most Wanted Man of 2018_

[@sigridhofer5576]

Policeman: Sir, we have a nother assassin... Policechef: What's his assassination tool? Policeman: It's a muffin. Policechef: *quits*

[@sigridhofer5576]

@Jonathan Bell everything is edible if you're not allergic to toxicity.

[@partyparrot1017]

So you cheated on the blueberry muffins for spaghetti?

[@KinglyPeasant]

Muffins are the most stylish weapons.

[@BrandonReck]

I swear you and CallMeKevin are gods among men.

[@frostbd]

Do you really think that they are two different people? 🤦‍♂️

[@CallmeZeel]

@@frostbd is that sarcasm?

[@gavenpyeatt8885]

@@frostbd but hey, thats just a theory, A GAME THEORY, THANKS FOR WATCHING

[@kathaai]

But god is a woman, so are they women amongst men?

[@BrandonReck]

Ema B. r/whoosh

[@i-win]

Ladies and gentlemen, we need him.

[@adriaans9243]

6:24 that was oddly slowmotion for a 10 pound piece of plastic, leather, and metal

[@PsychOsmosis]

*Turns off the lights.* *Has a lit torch in his hand.*

[@nhandrawings44]

First muffins, now sauce. This can’t get any better Now cookies!

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

[@thedarius2751]

Blake Nathanial Blake Nathan Nathan Blake Nathan Drake Nice reference.

[@math3000]

How 'bout the "It Belongs in a Museum" isn' t that something from Indiana Jones?

[@alisonvickers6416]

title should be "using the MOST stylish means to kill everyone in hitman 2" because not once did i question how classy he is

[@OGBeefStew]

In Bookworm Adventures Deluxe you kill monsters in the most stylish way possible.

[@SmileytheSmile]

With books? Or with worms?

[@OGBeefStew]

@@SmileytheSmile With words. Literacy is stylish 😎

[@hfbrrr]

Shut up

[@ZK-ff2ru]

Beef Stew ur gayer than dunkey

[@crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowow]

Thank you beef stew for continuing your crusade to make everyone play that masterpiece

[@V_SABITRON]

2:37 "wanna sprite cranberry?"

[@whaccoon]

The answer is CLEEEAAAR

[@TheQKid2011]

I like how he gets the guy to the boat and kills him anyway.

[@lilalampenschirm3203]

3:28 He shaves him and then kills him with the razor-blade. That’s *so* Sweeney Todd.

[@jakemezzacca5407]

I never thought I would see so many people getting knocked out by a spaghetti sauce can.

[@RileyIsntDead]

I love how confused the voice in RT's head sounds when he pushes that button.

[@eric718_]

"Excuse me gentlemen. I have an appointment." *hops into a small freezer*

[@KaweIJ]

RT, you should get a homing briefcase for the next video. It's the funniest shit in the game.

[@mrkitloin]

5:02 every “Holy mackerel” scout in a nutshell

[@craftmastr]

3:42 imagine being killed after getting the best damn shave of your life

[@lirdarneley3488]

RT playing hitman is the definition of giving in to intrusive thoughts

[@morypal]

This channel and CallMeKevin are continually at the top end of trending. Are the Irish trying to take control?

[@stefanm.734]

6:25 Nice to see the briefcase speed still hasn't been fixed.

[@robby576]

Indeed, I hope it's never fixed *Evil laugh*

[@johnrawrallday]

I only just realized that the Blake Nathaniel mentioned at 9:05 is just a play on Nathan Drakes name. Goddamit Hitman devs.

[@jademarie9806]

YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE SPAGHETTI SAUCE BUT YOU CAN MURDER A TOWN WITH MUFFINS

[@Marrow_jpeg]

*is about to the die. *THE BRIEF CASE HAS THE FISH IN IT*

[@KizaruB]

6:27 that briefcase did not adhere to the laws of physics

[@KizaruB]

Yes I know it sounds like Spider-Man.

[@micahphilson]

That Agent 47, he always dreamed of becoming a hair stylist one day. At least he got to live out his dream to some capacity today!

[@thespartan5689]

RT: I have all the guns that I need. Foe: What? *Look in the bag and see Spaghetti Sauce, Blueberry Muffin and a Fish* Foe: *_Oh no._*

[@andreworders7305]

3:24 do a stream where you're just a barber the whole time and do almost nothing illegal

[@Shirtkid123]

I’m just imagining an alternate universe where 47 becomes a world renowned barber

[@jacobthompson2157]

9:20 it literally a plot to an Indiana Jones movie

[@playerchris]

Was thinking Uncharted. Blake Nathaniel. Nathan Drake. Maybe coincidence?

[@Crit-Chance]

I can't think of another TF2 youtuber that has managed to successfully move away from the game AND stay entertaining, perhaps even more so than before. I'm happy for you RT!

[@zeromailss]

Finally a quality content in tending, show them how it's done Kevin

[@kadenthorson5706]

This isn't callmekevin omg

[@BioHzrd0010]

6:23 Look, I know that throwing any object in a perfectly straight line already isn't realistic, but that briefcase was like "Physics? What's that?"

[@receiveththybread5973]

The spaghetti sauce is just the new and improved blueberry muffin.

[@ScaryDeathGuy]

The spaghetti sauce is legitimately one of the most useful weapons in the game. Non-suspicious, non-lethal, and the melee attack is so fast that you can knock out whole clusters of guards before they even start shooting.

[@morgrem_irl]

24 on gaming this is, in fact, it, chief

[@ThatCroewGuy]

I'm rewatching these and the "Excuse me gentlemen, I have an appointment" followed by getting in the freezer has me dying

[@anonymousviewer7991]

*Enter a funny, witty joke, possibly including the words West Virginia here*

[@luminatron]

*Insert laugh emojis followed by a verbal laugh*

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

*Insert a reply that doesn't get the joke*

[@luminatron]

*Insert reference to subreddit about people who don't get jokes, followed by a tag to person who didn't get joke* *Repeat 9 more times*

[@beesly01]

Blue Ridge Mountains....

[@anonymousviewer7991]

*Insert endless wave of random strangers insulting said person who did not get the joke for no apparent reason*

[@laikapups]

There should be a West Virginia map in Hitman With muffins as the only weapon you can kill with, distract with, and guards can only kill you with.

[@dz7se]

"RTGame - Slapping people in the face with fish since 1892!"

[@MacquarieRidge]

Man comes up to you while crouching in an alleyway dressed as a clown *nonchalantly beats the piss out of him* God I love hitman 2.

[@patricknoorem6115]

The kill switch also knows as the kill fish

[@wklye4228]

i think in the Washingtons missions if you are confronted by Sophia you can push her in the Iron Maiden and shut it, impaling and killing her

[@treasure3679]

11:25 what was that sound?!

[@sumguyiguess7697]

Ze sound of progress my friend

[@es46496]

So Glad to see you in the streams RT hoped you enjoyed your time with the yogs!

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Blake Nathaniel? Nathaniel Blake? Nathan Blake? NATHAN DRAKE?

[@squirtzle4235]

Oh butterfingers I am so clumsy Yeets briefcase at guards head

[@vantain20]

RT being RT. WHERE'S THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE!?!

[@AGrayPhantom]

8:30 Wait, what!? Why did she allow herself to be lit on fire!? AND WHY IS EVERYONE CHEERING!?

[@dutch3049]

You got number twenty on gaming trending, good job RT 😁

[@stalesock4]

This video feels like rt was trying to mimic how one of the npcs would play this game, but in the best way possible

[@WolfPackPrime]

1:17 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAUUCCEEE?!

[@silverally4572]

RT: Where's the sauce? Where's the sauce?! Me: *W H E R E ' S T H E L A M B S A U C E* I think RT and Gordon would be good friends.

[@MorreKorb]

RTGordon Ramsey: where's the spaghetti SAUCE!?

[@ObsidianHunter99]

**spaghetti sauce flies out of nowhere knocking him out instantly while some weird bald guy in a suit runs off**

[@John-hw5hg]

4:11 asserting dominance I see

[@zerotoxsin1609]

13:21 XD I see you still couldn't resist the urge

[@mortysauce]

Spaghetti sauce is truly the most effective weapon.

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

Indeed

[@IARESMART8]

Hitman becomes barber in matter of minutes

[@redbing9342]

9:46. Cheeky Saun of the dead reference