Ruislip Police Station (PC Christmas & The Baldy)

[@dougwrightson3449]

“Officer you need to get yourself a bra” AB you’ve just made me laugh so much I had a coughing fit. Huge respect brother.

[@matthewelliott3512]

@Connor Gaughan yeh it's funny as fuck

[@rich0373]

*I LOVED THAT MOMENT*

[@rich0373]

@Connor Gaughan Here's another offended copper 😂

[@mickhasthefacts8632]

@Connor Gaughan most people would laugh at that, it was a great comment lol !!!!

[@butmay1893]

he lets himself down with that type of stuff

[@sjd_3699]

Ladies & Gents this is a prime example of a lunchbox bully boy from school who's made it bigtime in donut heaven.

[@thecatalunya1]

ooohhh thats cruel poor old chubby

[@sarah6557]

💯SUDS

[@moto46]

lol true 😁

[@Blonde_Somnambulist]

Baldy knew who you were ! 😂

[@johngogarty945]

Absolutely

[@sarah6557]

@@johngogarty945 absolutely lol

[@StalwartShinobi]

I like how baldy actually told him to just come back in and he said he was alright 😂

[@znip96]

"I could detain you under section 43 of the terrorism act" Do you think im a terrorist? "no.." ???? sent this dude right back to police school.

[@charlieslounge]

just because its under the terrorism act doesn't make him a terrorist. its simply a matter of the sections used to stop general crime.

[@znip96]

​@@charlieslounge If the police officer himself is not convinced that he has anything to do with terrorism. Why should he then be allowed to use an anti-terrorism law? That makes no sense. There are separate laws that can be used for general crimes. You cannot arbitrarily misuse laws.

[@allyup3404]

Max get in quickly before you make an even bigger fool of yourself He even slammed the gate during his hissy fit 😂

[@J4Z666]

Be honest AB, you were trying to get him to pause by the puddle weren't you?

[@hughjorgan1662]

£2,000 fine for driving through a Puddle and Soaking members of Public Don't know about Point's If you want to see a Cop getting drowned with a Puddle like a river Get onto Hugh jorgan Police Scotland Corruption You Tube

[@J4Z666]

@@hughjorgan1662 Is it a Hammond?

[@christopherjohnson-cu9nr]

Lol!

[@borzshimaev8008]

@@hughjorgan1662 baaa baaa

[@angelwingsangelwings4614]

Yez I thought that too lol

[@TimGreenGuitar]

"You need to get yourself a bra" "Baldy... Zip it!" AB towards officer: "How rude"

[@demosthenes1296]

"Also, you need to get yourself a bra." CLassic AB.

[@johnbaggus9966]

A bra with one cup for a big tit 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheRadiastral]

That line constituted a *fatality* !

[@stevenatomic3216]

@@johnbaggus9966 To be fair he already had a" one cup bra on his face"

[@TheSadButMadLad]

6:16 I'm sure you shouted "hang on" so that PC Christmas would get splashed by the next passing car! :-)

[@41rass]

Lol

[@ccrider3435]

🚚💦💂🏼‍♂️

[@gregoryashton]

I bet his wife says “Looks like Christmas came early again” 🤣

[@n34t]

Aww 🤣🤣🤣

[@secretfacekid8920]

They can’t even be bothered to come out to the front of the police station never mind going out to investigate a crime.

[@jamble7k]

might get splashed

[@noelp7834]

"also, you need to get yourself a bra." "baldy, zip it." These are getting better, two burns in less than a minute. 🔥😂

[@noelp7834]

@@robuk3723 I think they were quite apt. Plus, these officers distain for AB led him to be equally rude in return.

[@pawellucki9947]

OMG. Section 43 straight away. Soon we gonna need proof of be alive

[@interestedparty00]

Why can’t UK auditors argue back against the section 43 claim???

[@Deevon]

@@interestedparty00 no point bc UK is so soft lol

[@Deevon]

@Twoty Cant I wear it 7 hours a day lol

[@Deevon]

@Twoty Cant meow

[@theaclaz7623]

Officer - "Why are you filming the police station" AB - "for matters of public interest" Officer - "and what are they" AB - "matters of public interest" Always cracks me up.

[@sandwichman100]

some of the public want to see their local police stations mate without needing to leave home

[@gabrieltodino5970]

Yesss here we go again... hahahaha

[@geodun]

"for matters of public interest" Officer - "and what are they?" "Let's start with the increasing misuse of section 43"

[@b0rg1010]

It's a bit like the Ron Pickering sketch.

[@richardaldridge5474]

My wife is puzzled as to why I'm looking at my tablet and giggling,AB your hilarious man.

[@pggp273]

AB You make my day, I cant stop laughing. This will go down as a classic

[@colonialclive]

Constable Christmas needs to be reminded of the December memo regarding sec 43 and photography

[@danielcharlesfilms2897]

"So I'm not a terrorist now?" paahahahaha GOLD!!!!!!

[@scottthomas8370]

Moobs man. he couldn’t catch a cold, let alone a criminal

[@Paul-fm3cf]

That parting shot - "You need to get yourself a bra." - bloody hilarious

[@creyten5255]

your channel is blowing up like hell my man

[@jakubs.5966]

@Only Me It's only proper watching recent protests. Make it multicultural by saying 'bloody' blowing up ;)

[@mrgreen8654]

I really don't understand why they always compare auditing police stations to coming round your house... Huge difference

[@VadoVoodoo]

Because they are clueless fuckwits who have no idea about the laws they spout.

[@Kevwib1]

Exactly. What is the audit here? Anu audit is an inspection of financial records. This is just standing outside and filming a police station in the hope of provoking a reaction so the auditor can do some childish name calling and show off his impressive knowledge of photography law 😂. Public interest my arse! I’ve watched a few to find something of public interest ( or any interest at all) but no luck so far.

[@jeffreymiller5462]

"Also, you need to get yourself a bra." 🤣🤣

[@thefifthdoctor6780]

Zip it baldy! I love this guy! Great to see someone stand up to these bullies and educate them on laws they have limited knowledge.

[@bedpansniper]

He practically stamped his feet like a toddler when the big boys called him back in! 😆

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

LOOK AT THE STATE OF HIS ARMS 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@johnvienta7622]

@@BABYWOLF--1966 , were they Christmas tree baubles decorating his arm, or just the usual gang tatts.

[@JohnSmith-wl8cv]

Come on in now your 8 course dinner is on the table

[@bossniko9585]

“Also you need to get yourself a bra!” Ahahahahhaahhahahaaa

[@thepianoman1010]

Boss Niko .. Bwaaah ha ha ha ha ha!! Hilarious!

[@cynthiawilson2264]

Sòòòò funny 😂😂😂

[@GuitarxPlayax]

Would have been funny if the copper got hit by puddle splash

[@LugerLau]

"Get yourself a bra" EPIC LMAO

[@karafielder48]

Epic joke!! So original!

[@northcountrybhoy]

Hi AB, love your work thanks for all you do. The thing I feel you're exposing, which is of the greatest concern to me, is the speed into which a majority of officers appear to be aggresive very early into the contact. If this is how they're approaching members of the public how can they expect us to engage in any form of policing by consent. There are things I have seen in your videos that I will use in the future. All the power to you.

[@paul_deee]

this guy is doing just what everybody should do.... Thanks for the amazing videos.

[@whatlawisthat4295]

Did it say Constable Christmas on his shirt? Think I know who his dad is then 🎅

[@MrCrow-hq9vt]

Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and dumber.

[@whatlawisthat4295]

@@MrCrow-hq9vt unless Christmas is his first name, and his last name is Pudding?

[@MrCrow-hq9vt]

@@whatlawisthat4295 😂 Like it.

[@gimmeabreak7531]

Which is probably more than he does the far barstad.

[@rordoh31]

I've lived in ruislip all my life the police station has been shut to the public for about 15 years god knows what they do in there

[@allyup3404]

Judging by the size of Max, eat donuts.

[@JohnSmith-wl8cv]

Sharing out the confiscated Peruvian Marching Dust

[@wilkie7887]

Mr baldy knew u had all the rights to be there thats why hes shouting his pet dog to come back inside and leave you alone 🤣🤣🤣

[@willbrown3094]

perhaps Mr baldy has watched a few AB videos.

[@kikris2017]

"...so I'm not a terrorist anymore now?" haha.

[@schwantzrossi1266]

That mushroom was taking the pi$$. The balls on it. Unreal.

[@Iknowboxing2024]

AB is the Best audit!!! Has me in stitches 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@happydace4866]

Loved the moment he realised he had two donuts left on his desk and made the sharp exit !

[@patrykfiro922]

AB, Please never stop do what you're doing. Your videos became a part of my life.

[@ivormcmanus3468]

How on earth can he catch a criminal ,other than sitting on them.( Gym dogger)

[@barneybiggles]

Deffo not a doughnut dodger.

[@adamc7263]

@@zsuira very very true 👍

[@reneoppenneer9339]

As a non native English speaking Dutch guy i like the expression zip it. Says it all and how you can say it in so many different ways. I am always waiting for your first zip it.

[@katriye929]

😂😂 You always manage to pull through with the funniest content 🙌🏼

[@Stuart_George]

Think he was a tad confused about sec 43. First he thought sec 43 was an offence, then later he seemed to realise it is just a search and seizure power, not a section that describes an offence.

[@Kay3333]

Are we all just going to ignore the fact his name is constable Christmas 🎄 🤔 😆 🤣 😂

[@lipbonethecabby5539]

When he left he wasn’t Christmas “present” anymore....

[@legobatman8353]

@Newsbender more than I do 🤔

[@jayookay2463]

Ho ho ho

[@lenka2042]

@@legobatman8353 No white christmas for you then🤣

[@tomwallhead6950]

Lloyd Christmas

[@lousheeny]

I wonder if the copper has children, if he does, they’ll get Father Christmas coming to their house everyday 😁

[@lipbonethecabby5539]

No kid wants a father Xmas that ain’t jolly

[@Phil-Sands]

Yo! prove you're filming the Police station! 😂

[@metalman4141]

“ You need to get a Bra “. Classic 😂😂😂😂 nice one AB .

[@JK.47]

I lost it at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@logansadler1931]

Is there ever going to be police stations in Wales or Scotland?

[@vadikturgenev5175]

I am a member of the public, and I'm interested in these videos. Good work AB!

[@ciarastafford1518]

That bloke hanging out the window couldn't get him in quick enough 😆. He has obviously seen the memo or your channel.

[@bennyboy-tg7ql]

The grinch who ruined (constable) Christmas 😂 this is my local station. Should have covered raf northolt too which isn't to far from here. Great work AB👏

[@Badger69-96]

Another police station who didn’t read the memo on auditing, even though I’m bald myself I had to laugh at your comments, Bournville lane police station, Bristol rd south , Birmingham will be a good place to audit . Thanks for sharing bro you’re doing a good job !!!

[@elvishards8161]

Im baldy too but it never offends me being called it as its a fact that I'm bald,that makes sense to me lol

[@saragardiner3498]

I enjoy the videos so much, they are so funny! I love the way you spoke to them! Go AB!! x

[@matsimmons6461]

Mr badly knew all about AB. Tried to get his pal out of there rapidly

[@Deadpool_collector247]

We will film you all day from every angle and on thousands of cameras but god help you if you try and film us #CopLogic

[@edyak6280]

The “bra” comment got me chortling like a good “un. Brightened my day. Thanks for the comedy break Mr. AB.

[@reminaj_bynature6751]

A b your audits are so so addictive to watch.. you make my day.. everyone as a role in life you are so respectful and the cops should really be happy that us tax payers are seeing how our money is spent

[@arkman4345]

Keep up the great work AB as always good vids you do

[@witchfindergeneral2504]

This was one of your funniest videos ever, fantastic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@airdronian2462]

eat the mushroom, its magic.

[@loulouHerts]

GOLD! On so many levels! I can't even begin to list them all, I'm laughing so hard 🤣😂😭

[@MyPlonkerboy]

Oh AB I love you. Your sarcasm is so up my alley.

[@sansadrake4133]

I liked your videos where you did different accents...italian was one 😂😂. You should do that again LOL

[@adilshabir5292]

A photo me just take a photo

[@Swat-ed5bt]

YO!! Hi AB thanks for the quality uploads. Love all your videos and exposing tyrannical abuses at the expense of a well meaning British public. We love you AB! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🐷🐷🐷🐷's out!!

[@kevinjudy2210]

Nice filming, loved the mushroom...and lovely brickwork..the newer parts look ugly, yes....Great job A.B...

[@glen7463]

There should be a countdown on ever audit until section 43 is mentioned

[@isshereallygoingoutwithhim]

Big boy was itching to do something until he was embarrassingly dismissed😂

[@Triggered1964]

That was funny 😄

[@bronte6364]

Comedy Gold! Giant puddles, toadstool, Constable Christmas ⛄ and A.B.!😂👍🇬🇧

[@kaikito2348]

My laptop is my eyes to the outside world. Via audit channels I am aware of how broken Britain is. And due to having watched your channel for quite some time now, I can safely say that you are still the best. By a country mile. Sad to say that it is still relevant to say: stay safe out there.

[@Aimss82]

Christmas has come early! 🤣🤣 Great stuff AB as usual haha

[@alberttrouble272]

PC Christmas...ho ho ho....jingle bells....lol I think you really enjoyed that one....lol

[@robertbanger495]

I love watching your stuff. Brilliant. Baldy zip it 😆😆

[@peteramberley9952]

Lovely area Ruislip yes you pronounced it correct. Grew up arround there. Was a nice beefeater there called the cherry tree I think

[@phillipsmiley5930]

Ruislip Lido nice place to paddle, and have a miniature railway. South Ruislip community centre has a famous ghost video coming out of the entrance kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZK8kIaVg7GtrJo

[@michaeljohnson-li5nn]

It’s beginning to look a bit like Christmas.

[@PabloTaylor666]

Constable Christmas 🤣 good to see Dom jolly back at what he’s good at.

[@gregoryashton]

Underrated comment 😂

[@1brokenspoke189]

I feel A B needs some comedy music for when the coppers do the walk of shame .

[@builder481]

Your videos are always awesome AB

[@garyfowkes8794]

Best fun under the Freedom lockdown is this site channel

[@stevea346]

So close on the puddle....hope Max watches this and sees how lucky he really was.......great job AB.

[@zekielbarker4039]

AB out of all the police stations you have been to so far, what has been the best police station that you have been too look wise? Would be interesting to get your opinion👀

[@johnphazzleton]

I thought that was Dom Joly at first ! Tattoo was a disgrace

[@brimkathstampex2306]

'Tattoo was a disgrace' Agreed. Why are they allowed to have tattoos and display their utter stupidity?

[@strictlyyoutube6881]

Baldy wanted to save his colleagues dignity, bless him

[@unvaccinated_proletariat6960]

Absolute comedy gold... Speaks volumes 🤣

[@williamnunn8847]

You're just a legend sir, one of the most interesting stream. He could argue calmly for the UK.

[@MattWilliams482]

Constable Christmas 🎄 😆

[@davedogge2280]

humbug !

[@SpacedOdyssey]

"Baldy, Zip it." I don't know how you get away with it

[@-ReynardFox]

Woah weird, my home town! Go get em' AB

[@tommycraney4542]

I didn't expect him to come out so quickly, in fact you could say ...........Christmas Came Early!! I'll get my coat!

[@alwaysphotographthepolice7659]

If Christmas spent more time learning the law rather than having pictures painted . he would do better.

[@aaronsmith6104]

Pronunciation was on point, surprised to see you in ruislip. Looking forward to this one

[@misiasert1348]

Brilliant channel this!! Slowly reminding folk Britain is a democracy not a tin pot dictatorship.

[@eddiebirch2067]

The problem is these kind of videos make me feel the opposite is becoming closer everyday .

[@MS-eo6mn]

Another quality production AB.

[@NIX5s]

You got to remind them that the police station is not their house, when try that crap

[@elenofficialmusic]

Be a good boy Max. I remember back in 2000’s we had slim police officers.

[@michaelkerry6163]

AB can you go to Mansfield police station and try to find DC Janet Percival, (Alex Bellfield)

[@b52cardiff27]

PC Christmas comes out, looks like he's wearing a pair of knickers on his face. Considering his festive name, I wonder if they are Carol's ?

[@amac140]

Ruislip is so beautiful. Famous Ruislip Lido etc...please visit

[@MarcusAureliusAntoninus770]

Your 'YO' makes me smile every time.