Russian holiday feast - Cooking Kulebyaka with Boris

Russian salmon log, the Kulebyaka (Кулебяка/Coulibiac) - Cooking with Boris
A coulibiac (from Russian: кулебя́ка, kulebyáka) is a type of Russian pirog usually filled with salmon or sturgeon, rice or buckwheat, hard-boiled eggs, mushrooms, onions, and dill. The pie is baked in a pastry shell, usually of brioche or puff pastry.
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INGREDIENTS
Dough:
400g flour
5g dry yeast
half teaspoon salt
2 teaspoon sugar
some cooking oil
250ml milk
1 egg
Blins:
200ml milk
90g flour
1 egg
half teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
some cooking oil
The filling:
2 boiled eggs (1 use one)
100g rice
500g salmon
green onion and dill
6-9 mushrooms
1 medium onion
50g butter
salt, pepper
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uamee - HARDBASS I HIDE UNDER MY BED
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[@snottytoe6957]

i love how russian cousine ranges from "toss shit in a pot and boil it" to "follow step exactly or you will create a nuclear device" with no inbetween

[@jtk5458]

Cuisine But yes that's about it

[@NightMind0]

@@jtk5458 Cousins are too, tho

[@trashcompactorYT]

That's how all cooking is lol

[@blacck0ut177]

SnottyToe69 what do you think happened in Chernobyl vadim didn’t follow the recipe properly

[@Nostalgieletsplays]

Blacck0ut17 VADIM BLYAT

[@yapyap5325]

"But I just pronounce it...... Correctly" One of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@Demon_Umbreon0666]

Aluminuminum.

[@regansikola5990]

@@Demon_Umbreon0666 as he said, correctly

[@readman010]

Fun story, he's actually from Uruguay and the accent is fake Nah jk, he's the slav king, AN'U, CHEEKI BRREKI' IV DAMKE

[@meetjeric]

he even pronounced aluminimuminum

[@Sergio-rl8wb]

Chris Readman People from Uruguay are Slavs (sarcasm).

[@FajaRathalos]

The warmest place in siberia also known the refrigerator- boris 2019

[@kat3325]

FajaRathalos in fact, it is true

[@Trumps]

lool

[@thegeekno72]

In Antarctica bases they need to heat up the food storage

[@bergkatze3186]

the back part of the fridge right?? you know because it heats up that's why its warm :^/

[@telegramsam]

@Watchmasterofkrieg So your food doesn't *freeze* (true fact!)

[@detritus10001]

The kid deserves every damn penny. He's busted his ass for years making us laugh, and knocking down international walls to bring us all together. Bravo, sir. Keep up the great work, and thank you for the laughs. Peace be with you.

[@jarl_filip2617]

Who you calling kid blyat!?!

[@user-oh6il6bm9p]

@@Prismate tsar* also russian words dont make you sound russian, you sound like s moron

[@TheDJBrojo]

Alan Xiao bro let the boy make his joke

[@ok-wh6zh]

Alan Xiao LMAO you know Boris isn't Russian either

[@edwardwong9599]

Cyblat kid?

[@ruffethereal1904]

"If seeing flames, you have gone too far." The calm, matter-of-fact delivery was so good.

[@5minutemovies977]

Usually he tells us to start over again when there are flames. My kitchen is burning and I don't know what to do. At least I know not to worry.

[@temmie621]

Boris is the first person I've heard pronounce aluminuminiuminumuminumunum correctly

[@Demon_Slayer213]

I just say foil.

[@ExAid010]

He perfected both American (Aluminum) and British (Aluminium) in 1 form :))

[@ekinkus795]

As a chemist i can confirm

[@TheTrytix]

"Not worry about this overflowing. This is... This is art." The way he said "art" broke me. XD Sounded almost distressed.

[@NODnuke45]

I wonder if he was mocking modern "art" when he said """ART""" lol

[@bowlcutnationalist5865]

@@NODnuke45 "Modern art" is just a money laundering scheme. That's why a banana taped to a wall can sell for over 7,500,000 Rubles. It has nothing to do with the "art" itself.

[@tatotiteta]

It was cut perfectly aswell

[@tater6364]

@Daniel Lim this nearly killed me lmaoo

[@NeonStreaks]

8:19 I can't believe after all these years. Boris still loves the fan-art I made of him so much that he is using it on a water bottle. That's the best feeling in the world omg.

[@LegioEbur]

You made that? Blin it is good!

[@hanaboskova]

Thats no water bottle :D

[@lordazn]

@@hanaboskova to a true eastern slav it is.

[@Zeph_]

@@lordazn That is Slovakian alcohol drink

[@e7danny7m]

can u just stfu ? all of u idiots sayis the same thing in comments ur not the first to say this and u know this ,i made that i made that...nothing real

[@_ak1mbo_]

People: Milk Boris an intellectual: Cow Juice

[@Samstar369]

AlessandrexITA Bovine mammary fluids Moo water

[@htutkhantko2902]

Moo juice

[@SleepingLotus-vb2yd]

Lmaooo

[@albertledesma5173]

Egg: “chicken device”

[@albertledesma5173]

Skaistė Korytė Someone already said that. You need to be more original.

[@zetjet9901]

This dude is so wholesome

[@somerandomguy2316]

Itteldop he is not wholesome. He is...boris

[@ionicapodaru2686]

Some random guy he is not Boris. He is BOOM

[@JULEBOL]

@@somerandomguy2316 TODODO TODODO PTITPTOTOT

[@somerandomguy2316]

Johnathan FiddleurPants lmao

[@somerandomguy2316]

Ionica Podaru can he not be both..?

[@GraveDigger388]

"Now add mysterious amount... ...also known as *SOME* " Gold

[@MrAranton]

which translates to 7/5ths of a dash and an indederminate number of drops.

[@Sharpless2]

@@MrAranton basically just smoked the whole imperial system.

[@bhaskarbharali5853]

I want a crossover episode between Gordon Ramsay and Comrade Boris.

[@RedChaosScrungle]

IDK if he could handle being destroyed like an absolutle professional like that, I think Gordon will just keep to himself for his own sake.

[@inciacci549]

@@RedChaosScrungle Most of the anger Gordon shows is usually just for show or in a fast paced kitchen floor. He's a pretty chill guy ngl. Besides, one usually caters to the rich debils, the other deigns to show wisdom to financially impaired gopniks and college students.

[@RedChaosScrungle]

@@inciacci549 You seem to have misunderstood the joke, the joke wasn't that Gordon would be angry and destroy Boris, the joke was that Boris is the professional and Gordon's dignity would be destroyed by even crossing over with Boris.

[@chainsawpanda2]

Still waiting on the Aloona x Boris cooking video

[@YF23BlackWidowll]

@@chainsawpanda2 a love story?

[@lucasbareis-golumb2388]

Music: On point Decorations: Festive Cooking: Delicious Voice: Soothing Must be a Boris holiday special! Happy holidays Slav King!

[@kakkakikkare1839]

hotel: trivago

[@noonereally.]

@@kakkakikkare1839 this meme: dead

[@indiebaby]

Why is his voice so soothing?

[@cobrinaricato1981]

we need 3 more likes lol

[@secondtyler]

@@kakkakikkare1839 hotel:idi nahui

[@heckwaffle2363]

"maybe it just my soothing voice everybody enjoys so much" Me, actually here for his voice: :D!!!

[@angrycheesecake1571]

Heck waffle same

[@victoriav7072]

Same :D

[@anonimaschris3686]

I’m 69 like

[@regansikola5990]

It makes me forget how boring my voice is

[@justarandomhuman4043]

Same

[@rasan_]

People: how do you spend your money? Boris: Vadim drilled holes in the wall.

[@mcjohn117halo7]

People:.........

[@sharkguy1916]

Oy cyka VADIM BLYAT

[@Verseification]

this is because they are kgb spies and Vadim was bugging the house

[@emirzefir]

Vadim was drilling holes in Boris

[@JustinKoenigSilica]

Sounds like corruption in the eastern block 101

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

I love how when it come to cooking you’re basically just Slavic HowToBasic, except less eggs and the recipes actually turn out to be a success.

[@xreingharzx7593]

Ravesti except the cheese lol

[@anuvav9524]

Do NOT compare the slavking with anyone else.... All hail the Slav King boris

[@deisk2707]

Except some mayonese

[@hsc894]

@@anuvav9524 Slavaboo detected. And besides, idolizing is bad.

[@user-lc5bu9bm7v]

HowToBasic is such trash, wasting all kinds of food for likes. Its not even funny, just sad and disappointing.

[@agematics1105]

Others: Aluminium Boris an intellectual: Alumininuminum

[@aderik4m.245]

Virgins: Aluminum Chad Boris: Aluminuminum

[@rama_0910]

@@aderik4m.245 heey our name is same man

[@ritafortune5464]

Assert dominance by mispronouncing the the same word in different ways

[@jcxu7636]

That's exactly what I heard

[@LeBornMajes]

Thats the slav's way

[@D-Man_Jam]

Americans: _"Aluminum"_ Rest of the world: _"Alluminium"_ Boris: *_"A L L U M I N U M I N U M"_* EDIT: Time stamp 5:54

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

Borislovania should be a country

[@agematics1105]

I see u have took my comment cyka

[@TJ4774]

I was literally in tears. I had to rewind it a few times to try to figure out how he pronounced it.

[@conlangknow8787]

*** А Л Ю М И Н И М И Н И М И Н Ю М ***

[@emanuel1535]

In spanish: Aluminio

[@NoNo-qn9po]

“If you live in Siberia, just leave in the warmest place you have. Also known as refrigerator.” *o o f*

[@JKRoss-or3uz]

Этот урод в Сибири н**** не нужен никому. голос у него как у гомосексуалиста. у нас таких нет

[@jamesfranxx6151]

Урьдчилан бэлтгэсэн морины үтрээнд хоол дулаацуулах хамгийн тохиромжтой газар бөгөөд энэ нь дотор нь маш их татагддаг тул гарыг илүү дулаан хэлбэрээр ашиглах боломжтой

[@theeinertia4106]

Wait really xd

[@NikoSaga]

@@JKRoss-or3uz Н:%уя ты негативщик. Такой голос с акцентом у каждого второго русского которого я вижу за границей. Сожалею об твоей лишней хромосоме.

[@NikoSaga]

@@JKRoss-or3uz Хотя нет, у 80%

[@xolove0024]

I've got 2 lesson from this video: 1. "Aluminuminum" 2. "Alumininuminum"

[@definitelynotjames]

*it hurts*

[@Sniff86245]

im having a stroke reading this

[@zetjet9901]

It took me like ten tries to be able to say the second one

[@mynameisrosiex4555]

I had a fucking seizure reading this

[@aleksandarjevremovic1028]

My younger brother say aluminiminijum until he was 9 yrs old 😂😂😂 I gues its simple on Slavic languages

[@camilorodriguez5603]

The best Christmas present we could ever ask for from our favorite Slav

[@hellohooman6312]

“Aluminuminum” - Boris

[@ujopozera6673]

5:55

[@nathancabiles796]

Matcha_RB new element

[@Alpha.Phenix]

Don't forget it's cousin, Alumininuminum.

[@dominikmagnus]

Aluminuminium

[@yannisconstantinides7767]

If you say this continuously like a tongue twister it sounds like a motor idling

[@n0kla]

Me: **adds a bit of pepper to rice** Babushka: *So, you have chosen death*

[@dailydoseofsmoke.6717]

😂😂😂

[@rocknrevolt938]

Vibe check.

[@Andrey-nf7td]

Русский

[@theonefromperu]

This is punishable by "bludgeoning via rolling pin."

[@eeveelo169]

W E S T E R N S P Y

[@torbenmayer]

I'm very concerned that he didnt put three stripes of adidas as the decoration

[@MinatheRaichu]

He was panicking and press for time

[@JackSilver1410]

Of course he did, they're in the cross section.

[@konzo5942]

Dw I did on mine

[@Yashi.m]

XD

[@legojack7711]

9:47 “More integrity than KZbin rewind” I think Boris deserves the roast of the year

[@asovietreunion13]

I hope they don't put him on there, as that would be bad.

[@Dersephh]

KZbin rewind is a big Cyka

[@actually_a_circle]

No the best part was when he was afraid to complain because they would put him in it

[@insertnamehere6659]

"Look at that! More integrity than KZbin Rewind!" Tfw a huge corporation just got smoked by one Slavic boi

[@Frappuccinoo]

Yes, well said overused class of TF2

[@reasonxaphn1x]

@@Frappuccinoo that's either scout or soldier

[@Frappuccinoo]

@@reasonxaphn1x spy top tbh

[@reasonxaphn1x]

@@Frappuccinoo spy shit, pyro main

[@Frappuccinoo]

@@reasonxaphn1x I cuncur, snipers that are atleast decent at hitting headshots will be able to stop them

[@ozomini3400]

"Boris cooking is best" His babushka: *Press X to doubt*

[@mr.shameless1886]

Babushka: well да, but actually нет

[@Kerbiter]

sorry бабушка, is only бизнес

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

669th like

[@kayagorzan]

indeed

[@marschallblucher6197]

"Sorry Babushka... It's Only business. "

[@Nedisch]

Boris: "I doubt anyone is going to follow this recipe." Me: 3rd time doing it.

[@rxzxqx6982]

did you successfully make it?

[@Nedisch]

@@rxzxqx6982 Yes. One time with meat filling and twice with salmon. It tastes amazing.

[@rxzxqx6982]

@@Nedisch ooo nice :) time to practice then :)

[@Nedisch]

@@rxzxqx6982 good luck. It's not that hard. :)

[@rxzxqx6982]

@@Nedisch thanks! :)

[@jason_x_90]

Salmon: "we're safe this year". Boris: *patreon money*. Salmon: "blyat".

[@Evan8243.]

islanddoc90 lol

[@SynthwaveJade]

Samon: N O W T H I S I S A N A V E N G E R S L E V E L T H R E A T

[@hieyrin]

😂

[@IdamDwiAditya]

*"More integrity than KZbin Rewind"* Boris 2019

[@Francois_Dupont]

an Estonian faking being Russian and talking in English. OK...

[@topdrives538]

@@Francois_Dupont who cares where is he from? He is original and funny. No need to be salty about it

[@pseudonym1337]

@@Francois_Dupont He just lives in Estonia... 25% of Estonians are Russian. And I don't see how speaking in English would mean he has no integrity lol

[@LmaoItsDead]

Oof Indo slav people here lmao

[@mhaiqalms]

@@LmaoItsDead sayang ga bisa minum vodka

[@mishtrong]

Gordon Ramsay: Beef Wellington is the best Holiday dish. Boris: hold my vodka.

[@CruciFer19]

kvass *

[@_rk553]

@@CruciFer19 Kompot*

[@ventner5654]

This is literally the slavic Wellington and its beautiful

[@supramur]

teleporting tea*

[@m4gn3tic82]

England: beef Wellington Soviet Russia: Kulebyaka

[@Frappuccinoo]

I don't know why I am replying but HA

[@billylauwda9178]

Well, this is Prince Phillip's favourite food according to his former chef.

[@m4gn3tic82]

@@billylauwda9178 Darren Mcgravy

[@katiezharova2423]

Kulebyaka isn't Soviet, is an old recipe

[@jiffey4086]

blin with salmon and mushroom and rice blyat beef wellington ain't got shit

[@垃圾清-y6h]

Teacher: whats the longest word you can spell 8 yr old me: *Aluminuminum*

[@slavicgopnik7916]

Western Spy

[@uhtmilk5032]

Mayn is "son"

[@varunsreedharan5347]

@@slavicgopnik7916 More like chinese spy

[@stellathelegend8799]

@Slavic Gopnik that’s a western spy name

[@taskforce6983]

Missisipisipisipi

[@petsan97]

Boris: *Cooks to the work of Tchaikovsky.* Me: "Of course, if any classical composer is truly Slav, it is the man who used heavy artillery as a musical instrument."

[@QS1597]

Truly

[@christianchan1144]

What version of the dance is this? The original is in G major

[@MURFGAMING1228]

Used Artillery as a musical instrument.... Is this like using a Chainsaw for the DOOM soundtrack?

[@petsan97]

@@MURFGAMING1228 More like demonic screams of terror or meaty crunches. Perhaps a BFG blast or 6.

[@AlexGrom]

And nutcracker actually sounds like a weapon

[@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872]

you will know when the salmon is done when the salmon doesn't say : "IDI NAHUI"

[@tobiashorowitz9676]

explaining to your friends the kitchen mess like: *don't worry about this overflowing, this is art*

[@acheron16]

8:43 I saw you spread that paper and thought "Holy shit, did he spread that dough thin!"

[@Fierywell]

I also thought that lol

[@blackjacklastshack6111]

Lol

[@aelu4194]

lol n the color's like exactly the same

[@taxinator]

I think that xD

[@lizm4274]

Me too

[@StumblrNoE]

Boris: "Warmest place in Siberia, also known as the refrigerator" Me sitting in Minnesota: "MY PEOPLE!"

[@alexmashkin863]

It’s actually very warm inside most houses in Siberia, now I’m wearing only my boxers looking out of the window with about minus 30 Celsius outside :-) On the other hand we do have a lot of jokes about fridge being a warmest place available :-)

[@randomchild8420]

Alex Mashkin How warm is it inside?

[@alexmashkin863]

America If it’s a joke, sorry I don’t get it. Must be a language barrier. If it’s a genuine question - in most houses it’s plus 25 Celsius in the winter, depends on wether there are controls, how the central heating units are working, the type of house and so on. It gets cooler for a short time in spring and autumn when nights are still rather cold and central heating is off already

[@randomchild8420]

Alex Mashkin Okay

[@rikosaikawa9024]

Finland laughs at both

[@maxihaxi9787]

Binging with babyish: teaches how to make food in calm soothing voice Boris: *TEACHES TRUE SLAVS HOW TO SURVIVE WITH THE VOICE OF A SLAVIC KING*

[@SimoLInk1698]

Now I want a crossover episode. BORIS WITH BABISH BLYAT

[@amiracaroandyeeeeet.2779]

@@SimoLInk1698 YES

[@surtrkingofflame185]

LegSimo I second that

[@rosfell00]

Let the Nutmeg, Kosher Salt, Bay leaf and chicken produce madness begin!!!

[@thefireisonfire]

Out of all the goddanm recipes that could have drawn my interest it was this one. It took me like 4 hours to make it just for me to forget to flour my counter and for the dough to rip while rolling it at the last step before cooking.

[@streletz3426]

somebody may call this pizdec but this is experience for you)i believe that every person has this underfloured counter situation at least once in their life. just keep going with all that cooking sorcery and you will succeed ;)

[@crescendo1335]

Do not worry about this overflowing this is art -Boris 2019

[@Ida-xe8pg]

He should have said modern art

[@urugulu1656]

overflowing? boris who happens to be a programmer should know overflow is generally a bad idea

[@DoraG99]

“Everyone knows Boris’ cooking is best” Incorrect; BABUSHKA’s cooking is best 😎👍🏼

[@matthewtalbot6505]

Ah ha, but of course Boris learn cooking from babushka. Sorry Babushka, is only business

[@stnorocwzo]

Babushka give Techniques to Boris! Boris Improvise, Блядь!

[@aaronlfcynwa2951]

Boris learns from the best

[@NoTalentCreator]

Обожаю пирожки своей бабушки.

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Boris is his own Grandma!

[@infernogaming4788]

I love how he got glued the ornaments on the tree instead of hanging them

[@spottier]

Its so they dont fall and break. He is big brain

[@dude123188]

Also he has a cat

[@jamesburleson1916]

How else can you decorate a tree to withstand being used in gestures?

[@r.e.d.studios]

Just tried making it for a family dinner. And BLIN IS IT GOOD! I have close to no cooking experience whatsoever, but Boris recipes never disappoint!

[@lonely737]

Ok I clicked because it looked interesting and I like salmon, the beginning weirded me out a little but I continued watching because I was intrigued. And now I’m laughing my ass off because it’s so funny and happy. Then I subscribed.

[@gkalenaki]

I was searching for Medovik (Russian honey cake) recipe that is actually Russian, because by that time I'd only seen recipe videos from Japanese and Koreans (and they're a lot!), and I wanted to check the real thing. The 1st video of the searching video list was the Medovik Boris video. Been a subscriber ever since! P.S. Boris has really great cooking videos, and some of them are really easy to make! Check them out! 😉

[@jonathan.t.]

@@gkalenaki was the food actually good

[@alanp741]

welcome to the russian family fellow drook

[@nightelfland1778]

@@jonathan.t. we've tried some as well, like cheburek. Really delicious, only a little too much onion. :) tried that again and again... yummy for autumn, winter and in the cold spring. :)

[@jonathan.t.]

@@nightelfland1778 damn, seems like his cooking videos are actually real.

[@RemiScutlet]

"More integrity then youtube rewind" Do they even have any anymore?

[@wzr3293]

But hey no congratulations

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Boris, before the year is out I just want to say thank you. You're to this day one of the most diverse, interesting, and genuinely funny/entertaining KZbinrs still active on the platform. Everything you do is done with a dash of humor, honest instructions, and a solid dose of genuine slavic culture. I love this channel and hope to see it prosper for many more years, assuming YT doesn't burn down before then. You even went so far as to show me how to make Doctor's Sausage so I don't have to languish in capitalist ignorance anymore and can make true slav recipes. As a quiet fan of your slav ways, thanks again for what you do. It keeps a smile on my face when you upload. Stay cheeki-breeki comrade.

[@kaimerry1587]

this video precisely captures that christmas excitement that is so often neglected in modern christmas stories.

[@andrewmurray444]

Nobody: Boris: This has More integrity than KZbin rewind.

[@Essey209]

actually.. everybody ..

[@CustomCoupeUltimate]

Thats true

[@alisont5335]

What the heck is KZbin rewind? Or just trying to rewind on a KZbin video?

[@CustomCoupeUltimate]

@@alisont5335 yes

[@HanaNoMachi]

He's right, you know.

[@issou6033]

Everyone : milk Boris : *COW JUICE*

[@azazel9412]

@Eni Gjinaj Chicken Device

[@Demon_Umbreon0666]

@@azazel9412 We need to change it from "Egg" to "Chiken potato."

[@Arbaaltheundefeated]

Only sensible thing to call a liquid you squeeze out of a cow, obviously

[@Eeyesablous]

@@Demon_Umbreon0666 And potato being raw vodka

[@valiang8867]

issou r/technicallythetruth

[@austinzean2190]

Masterchef Canada : This is your Challenge Boris: That’s not a challenge. That’s Christmas

[@purplefish212]

The end where Boris yells "cousin!!" is so wholesome ahhhhhhh

[@JoeCatshoee]

Blyat last time I was this early Chernobyl wildlife still had an even number of legs.

[@a-aron691]

this is too good

[@danm1556]

They still do now, its 8

[@sugoruyo]

Blyatiful.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Last time I was this early Boris was sitting down to his Christmas dinner alone making everyone weep in sympathy.

[@DownhillWong]

When the Berlin Wall falls Soviet Communist Party: 0:10

[@davidec.4021]

*was still standing strong

[@ST4_R]

This is amazing

[@sharkguy1916]

Yes blyat

[@stinkmonger]

posholte

[@giarider286]

0:09

[@jackb1040]

"Now take one of chicken device. You know that it is a chicken device because [. . .] it has pointy tip on top. If is other way around it is a moose egg" -Boris, 2019 Gordan Ramsey, ornithologists, and all Canadians just had a stroke

[@Superfammucon]

After the babushka's secret Christmas pork recipe video a few years ago, I started caring very deeply about boris's happiness for some reason. When I'm really sad, seeing boris so happy in this video, excited to see his family... It really warms my heart. I hope you have a nice Christmas again this year my friend. You deserve it very much.

[@simo947]

Boris: "Everybody knows Boris cooking is the best" Babushka: "Tzevo Boris?"

[@denis_kleshchev]

Is not western spy, is babushka. She does not watch KZbin

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

What does "цево" mean?

[@xIxAmxKh2xI]

Sorry babushka, is only business

[@PhoenixStudios147]

Chevo*

[@conlangknow8787]

*Чево

[@izakiel_phi7333]

"Mysterious amount, also known as SOME" Damn, so accurate

[@Amaranthos2]

3:21 - Slavic babble attempting to describe how to identify an egg 10/10 Also People really complain about the Patreon thing? I mean blyat...if I give you money labelled "for gas," but you don't need gas you need food instead, I'm not gonna shoot you for using the gas money for food...too many Vadims in the world cyka

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Amen and amen. If you give a tithe unto the Slav King, it is his to do with as he sees fit!

[@JshamWOOHOOman]

4:47 Actually Boris, Your voice is actually quite soothing and has gotten me through so much during the past few months I've been watching your videos. Never change

[@lordlmg475]

"Sodium Chloride is no joke, half of the ingredients literally explode in water" Boris is not дебил confirmed.

[@pliciousmeet]

This. Just this.

[@TheRealGenm]

I'm graduating with a degree in Culinary Arts tomorrow, and I must say, your videos have been an inspiration to me. Stay cheeki breeki.

[@PyroNinja713]

@Evi1M4chine lmao, that's what it sounds like to me

[@aderik4m.245]

@Nxgnuhv That's the internet for you buddy.

[@Kochiha]

I was watching this video with somebody, and they asked me "Why is the Nutcracker playing in the background? Isn't that some German musical?" I laughed and replied, "Does Пётр Ильи́ч Чайко́вский sound German to you??"

[@colleennewholy9026]

I'm an American Spy, and even I know better than that! I was an orchestra kid, so my class attempted soooo many times to play the Nutcracker... Just. Never worked out the way we wanted it too. LOL

[@made713]

This Song is composed by tchaikovsky, completely Russian hahaha

[@aiko9393]

"You look once is fine, you look twice -BOOM- there is surprise." Boris, you got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@allieb.c.4009]

None of Boris' recipes have led me wrong yet, I *will* be making this one sometime this month. This looks amazing.

[@skyshield584]

the fact he is using his income to make a dish his grandma can't afford to make anymore is so wholesome that it made my xmas season. Boris be the best boi

[@kanmeridoc1784]

Y'know, I'd buy the Basic Manual for Living written by Boris. I think it'd give me a lot of laughs. I was kinda sad to see it wasn't in your merch store.

[@mikewarper6789]

"I guess I like snakes now." Well, "Snakes in Tracksuits" IS your intro music...

[@mortlich7314]

Or snakesuit

[@seanmccarthy1579]

"Aluminuminum" the great Boris 2019 (love this quote)

[@jackrabbit5155]

GOD everything this legend makes looks so damn good

[@aceblackburn9504]

Me: okay it's finals week I need to study Four hours later: *IIISSS BORIS!*

[@witchkingofangmar3721]

I've never cooked a meal in my life and I just tried this recipe and my family loved it. I'm fkg proud thank you Boris! (Followed your video precisely)

[@ink-samaproductions638]

"Half the ingredients literally explode in water." Me: *science*

[@GaldirEonai]

Well, he's not wrong.

[@comradeacerbus6397]

GaldirEonai Yeah, raw sodium explodes in water. My chem teacher set his tie on fire that way. True story

[@GaldirEonai]

@@comradeacerbus6397 One day we got into our chemistry classroom and saw that a water tank had been set up along with a plexiglass shield between it and us. We quietly looked up what was coming up in the textbook, saw it was alkali metals and decided to take some precautions. Our teacher dropped a pretty sizeable chunk of sodium into the tank. Liquid sodium droplets ended up all over the first row of desks (which we'd all evacuated, knowing that teacher). Fun times.

[@comradeacerbus6397]

GaldirEonai Pfft. Nice. This guy didn’t have a shield for us, so sparks and debris from the sodium went flying at us

[@fimmt684]

Bitch

[@mistercool151]

"if is other way around is a moose egg" Boris 2019

[@aperson4654]

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is 100% true

[@worganfreeman2694]

@@aperson4654 Is it loose aboot the hoose yet?

[@chromaticturtle8657]

somthing about boris during the holidays is so wholesome, watching these vids really makes you forget about the shitshow that is 2020

[@rylanfersieck2171]

"maybe its just my soothing voice that everybody enjoy so much" well your not wrong, if I want to watch comething but cant find something to watch i go to life of boris cooking

[@SlavTiger]

I can officially say I have watched every video this gopnik has put onto KZbin up until this point. My cooking skills have exponentially grown and I have picked up homebrewing mead and kvass as a hobby. Спасибо, товарищ Борис. Спасибо.

[@GoestiaDimas]

boris: * do cross section binging with babish: could this be one of my people?

[@SteelCipher]

I thought boris' basic manual for living was an actual book available on weslav 😭

[@bobmcguffin5706]

I wish it was

[@Anino_Makata]

@@bobmcguffin5706 That, and Understanding Modern Humans.

[@thewitchofgeek]

What makes me happiest is he was alone before, and now he has family over and can afford to treat them.

[@jacobantonelli]

Ah christmas time, even more warm and cosy than reactor number 4

[@violetmoon1587]

Really was expecting Boris to glue mandarins to the tree

[@innomina816]

Honestly same 😂

[@RetechDragonflame]

Boris' cooking episode Mandarins Glue pistol Me: *concern*

[@primal_guy1526]

According to your power outlet, you live somewhere on Earth!

[@urugulu1656]

he said he live in piterburg in other video...

[@cannablisssed]

urugulu so he wasn’t wrong

[@urugulu1656]

@@cannablisssed just horribly unspecific

[@hash1816]

He pulled out the parchment paper and i was like, "yo thats some funky lookin dough"

[@veomyr]

It's kind of silly how happy I get when I see notifications for a new Boris video. Happy holidays everyone~

[@AbradolfLincler]

4:50 it's actually that russian english.. thing XD you're like a living meme lol fun to watch just because

[@xornedge8204]

So early and so many comments. Boris is truly a legend and a comrade. Also for those who disliked: Your mama doesn't think you are a good person. I mean have some dignity.

[@CruciFer19]

yeah and you have dignity by insulting people

[@reivercaptain510]

We know it's you Igor. Get a job, urod.

[@sloth210983]

Boris: ""Because everybody know, Boris' cooking is the best" Babushka: *doubt*

[@VizTech3]

I’m a simple man- I see notification that boris upload video, I click notification and am happy

[@agentkittych6114]

SAME is this a mood :0

[@galaxyfrostrose2925]

I thought he was going to hot glue the oranges to the tree.

[@hunterk7838]

“Use whatever mushroom you like.” Me: Uses psilocybin mushroom

[@y__h]

rip ur sanity

[@1sovepose]

Thats a good idea dude

[@spinetribal]

Psilo is destroyed by the heat, after 30 minutes at 180 degrees the shrooms will be inofensive :D

[@Cearb]

@@spinetribal the only correct answer here. I see you are men of culture as well.

[@jimmyganglia5234]

You wish

[@FishLunchy]

Boris deserves every dollar, after all the time and effort he spent making videos for us. We love you!

[@hieu2k]

me: casually browsing another app boris: releases new video youtube: sends notification, email, and tap to play on tv

[@Arrakiz666]

Are people really surprised that the Slav king himself isn't transparent with the money? Like, come on, this is Slav 101.

[@ebinecksdee9872]

If everyone knew, all the Igors and Yuris come knocking for rubles

[@jalex_comics2064]

I love this recipe so much! I've been making it for Christmas meals every year since 2019. And it's a hit with everyone, even my vegan relatives!

[@zescoot2590]

This is what I call Chaotic evil

[@bscorvin]

“More integrity than KZbin Rewind. I should not complain about it, otherwise they might put me in.”

[@amarmangaonkar7682]

Crazyrussianhacker: boom Boris: boom Basically any Russian: boooooooommmm

[@pavelpoprjaduha9215]

Russian heavy weapons guy: YATATATATATATUBATADA.. KABOOM... KABOOM

[@Akendesuu]

Boom? Boom!

[@sabel_yt]

Chernobyl? Boom!

[@arielandrian1195]

When boris said "Aluminuminum" it's always make me cry of laugh

[@djockom]

Yes Boris! This is my favorite meal, my grandma have shown me how to prepare it when I was little. Now I make it once a week. Comrade Boris you have my approval!

[@lukadimitrijevic1486]

You mean your babushka shown you

[@jonnyboy7941]

I made this last week and it was very nice. Very different from what I am used to but everyone said it was tasty!