Best Putin jokes

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7 жыл бұрын

This video contains the best Putin`s jokes. Have fun watching! Discuss, suggest new themes that you may be interested in.
Timing:
1. 0:00 Putin holds a meeting with volunteers in Sochi, 2014.
2. 0:47 Putin about Berlusconi.
3. 1:13 Putin asks German partners to make up their mind.
4. 1:56 The anecdote about the spy.
5. 2:36 Putin interview the former Prime Minister of France.
6. 3:46 Putin about the law prohibiting homosexual propaganda.
7. 4:09 About Trump.
8. 5:51 About Snowden.
9. 7:01 The honest old man.
10. 8:08 Putin in Austira.
11. 8:45 About sanctions.
12. 9:15 On the wedding-night.
13. 10:21 Reply to Estonian journalist.
11. 13:20 Wifes and love-mates.
12. 13:52 Once more about Snowden.

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@jpeace3569
@jpeace3569 7 жыл бұрын
Putin visits Estonia: Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
@flankerpraha
@flankerpraha 7 жыл бұрын
That's an old joke about german tourist coming to France. Try something original.
@Alex_Gryzunov
@Alex_Gryzunov 7 жыл бұрын
В этом анекдоте вся суть отношения прибалтов к России. Каждую ночь в поту просыпаются и смотрят в окно не едут ли русские танки. Вы параноики обдолбанные. Да еще и чувство собственной значимости задрано до небес. То что из вас СССР делал "витрину социализма" это была политика КПСС в борьбе с капиталистическими странами. Сейчас нет ни коммунизма, ни СССР и вы нахер ни кому не нужны. И слава богу. У нас центральная Россия наконец может жить нормально. А то у нас из центральной части страны к вам за всем барахлом ездили, потому что у нас ни хера в магазинах не было, хоть и впахивали по 12 часов.
@dickvarga6908
@dickvarga6908 7 жыл бұрын
that joke was probably told about Napolean, maybe even Julius caesar.
@Retrebutor
@Retrebutor 7 жыл бұрын
если они не будут смотреть в окно, то продолбают тот момент, когда русские танки снова промчаться брать Берлин)))
@user-si4ep6gq6g
@user-si4ep6gq6g 5 жыл бұрын
Ща бы оккупировать оккупантов
@Trid2bnrml1
@Trid2bnrml1 7 жыл бұрын
"Russia is a country who doesn't hand over human rights defenders." Priceless!
@Russka4U
@Russka4U 7 жыл бұрын
take a look this and don't forget turn on subtitles) kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5WbZmimqr2kaac
@mikhail5002
@mikhail5002 7 жыл бұрын
and the clear laughter of the audience :P
@roughnegg6615
@roughnegg6615 7 жыл бұрын
that wasn't a joke but a simple irony
@benjamingoulet8059
@benjamingoulet8059 7 жыл бұрын
+Ornery Bull research Snowden
@bookashkin
@bookashkin 7 жыл бұрын
+ChErRyaVe20pK Putting my penis in another man's anything is not ok. Ok, I'll cut my doctor's gloved hands a waiver, but that's about it. Where other men's wicks visit is not up to me to judge. Nor you, really.
@vpossible35
@vpossible35 2 жыл бұрын
Putin: Gas, coal, food...etc EU: We don't get it Putin: That's right, you don't get it.
@089Mantu
@089Mantu Жыл бұрын
:-)
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar Жыл бұрын
Stole that joke from Ukraine. Zel: here’s a joke Putin: yes? Zel: Kyiv. Putin: I don’t get it. Zel: That’s right, bitch! You don’t.
@ilyaaist
@ilyaaist Жыл бұрын
@@HooDatDonDar This joke is very old and here is the original: Stalin: Do you want to hear a joke? Hitler: yes Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I don't get it Stalin: Exactly
@giselameunier3845
@giselameunier3845 Жыл бұрын
@@HooDatDonDar Zelensky insult Poutine ( bitch), thats the difference between Zelensky and Poutine
@giselameunier3845
@giselameunier3845 Жыл бұрын
@@ilyaaist Hitler doesn 't say bitch to stalin
@Cyberium
@Cyberium 2 жыл бұрын
Putin on German: Are you going to heat with firewoods? DAMN, prophetic.
@Maria-vm6wy
@Maria-vm6wy 2 жыл бұрын
And firewood in Siberia. All roads lead to Russia)))
@BorisTheSpyder
@BorisTheSpyder 2 жыл бұрын
its how most of Russia does it!
@kiraz3806
@kiraz3806 2 жыл бұрын
@@BorisTheSpyder does what? they have gas
@BorisTheSpyder
@BorisTheSpyder 2 жыл бұрын
@@kiraz3806 Firewood
@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259
@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 2 жыл бұрын
leider wahr.
@alexander222111
@alexander222111 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. When he gave that woman history lesson. Its like music to my ears. Krasiva
@alexander222111
@alexander222111 7 жыл бұрын
Also can anyone tell me what issue he was talking about at the end of the video?
@emilkadd
@emilkadd 7 жыл бұрын
Snowden being in Russia
@emprahsfinest7092
@emprahsfinest7092 7 жыл бұрын
I really liked how he said we should not let our history drag us down.
@MultiAndertaker
@MultiAndertaker 7 жыл бұрын
Ясен пень.
@analiachaviciute1693
@analiachaviciute1693 6 жыл бұрын
he is a fucking idiot! Russia is like North Korea, nobody has a right to freedom of speech. wake up ppl you need democracy. I'm half russian btw.
@kalanaherath3076
@kalanaherath3076 5 жыл бұрын
That American spy probably lost weight after climbing the stairs to all those different offices lol
@Ukra1n3Rul3
@Ukra1n3Rul3 4 жыл бұрын
He actually should be worried about his mind in attempts to understand the unsystematic nature of this country's bureaucratic system
@myman8336
@myman8336 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ukra1n3Rul3 I still don't get the joke lol 😂 Some tell me the zing please
@Ukra1n3Rul3
@Ukra1n3Rul3 4 жыл бұрын
@@myman8336 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKWonIijjsqWpM0
@user-hr6bk7mj3d
@user-hr6bk7mj3d 4 жыл бұрын
@@myman8336 Russia suffers from excessive bureaucracy. The easiest operations are getting too much time to do them. And also, you often encounter rudeness from bureaucrats and their laziness...
@Arevika01
@Arevika01 4 жыл бұрын
Канал самого крутого кека Че ты иностранцам на внутренние проблемы жалуешься, зачем? Какое им дело до нашей бюрократии? У каждой страны есть свои проблемы, не надо сор из избы выносить.
@AndreaAthos
@AndreaAthos 3 ай бұрын
He speaks better german than some of our horrible politicians. 😅
@user-if5tq3gt9z
@user-if5tq3gt9z 3 ай бұрын
Чем ваши на русском. 😂🎉
@FelixX138
@FelixX138 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-if5tq3gt9z Чем любой украинец на украинском 🤣🤣
@andreafalconiero9089
@andreafalconiero9089 Ай бұрын
He could teach Baerbock a thing or two about the language.
@johnKey-go4gq
@johnKey-go4gq Ай бұрын
🤗saya inginkan ia melakukan intervens Layaknya terdahulu gereja orthodox.
@mikaelsza
@mikaelsza 22 күн бұрын
He worked in Berlin during cold war!
@sj3530
@sj3530 2 жыл бұрын
He speaks fluent sarcasm and smiles without showing puns. Very intellectual indeed.
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@alfazeroneko1993
@alfazeroneko1993 7 жыл бұрын
Homosexuality: Oh..em..ugh...uh..ehh..em..eh.. yep you understand the rest.
@user-pe9po1le3l
@user-pe9po1le3l 2 жыл бұрын
Когда Путин шутил про дрова, оказалось что он не шутил
@hasepsut011
@hasepsut011 2 жыл бұрын
В каждой шутке, но есть 50% правды, как говорится
@kibernetik84
@kibernetik84 2 жыл бұрын
сейчас это наглядно можно созерцать))))
@wojciechbaryla
@wojciechbaryla 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJeziKR-j9NjiLM
@guapelea
@guapelea 2 жыл бұрын
Чемпион по смеху. Все смеются над его шутками. Даже мертвые.
@olgapavl2478
@olgapavl2478 2 жыл бұрын
В новостях показали, немцы дрова запасают.
@blackant3799
@blackant3799 2 жыл бұрын
God damnn.! Germany and firewood joke is becoming a reality.!
@poet4727
@poet4727 2 жыл бұрын
Putins reality Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’
@olympiahendrix4392
@olympiahendrix4392 2 жыл бұрын
that is what EU gets for listening to America.
@bub6871
@bub6871 2 жыл бұрын
@@olympiahendrix4392 They aren't "listening" to America. They are occupied vassal states that have no sovereignty or self determination.
@olympiahendrix4392
@olympiahendrix4392 2 жыл бұрын
Italy is re opening coal mines so much for the environmental activists all rooting for the Ukraine. We ca all thank Zelensky for it. He could have stayed neutral, cleaned up the corruption in the Ukraine. Nope he is begging for the WWIII war, the economical anihilation of EU and demands urgent entry in the EU......lolol they dont qualify but dont mind being a super burden to all the other members. WOW.
@olympiahendrix4392
@olympiahendrix4392 2 жыл бұрын
@@bub6871 I agree and go further...the EU is a threat to the US..imagine if Russia had become a member then the EU would be a super power too. Cant let that happen. lolol it is not about the ukraine it is about a lot of things and none of them good for the EU so Zelensky can go eat more pyrogies in his bunker.
@plware
@plware 2 ай бұрын
представляю лицо переводчика, когда путин произнёс "уконтрапупить"
@user-xi5hc1qc6o
@user-xi5hc1qc6o 8 күн бұрын
Владимирович умеет сказать😉!
@paulczar
@paulczar 7 жыл бұрын
If a fraction of the American media would take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to a single extended interview with Putin, they'd understand his logic and where he "is coming from." He's perfectly reasonable. In fact, he is remarkably reasonable. You can tell very quickly that the man is clearly very intelligent. Very charismatic, yet still pretty somber and reserved as a world leader. If I were Russian (I am American) I would absolutely love this man. He takes no shit. And when you examine his foreign policy positions as well as his actual geopolitical moves, I must admit, he is playing the world game of chess as a master. He can see and think many steps ahead of others, and is very well reasoned and calculated. Trump should have no shame in praising him simply as a strong leader. He most definitely is a strong leader. He views on what he sees as American hostility are hard to dismiss if one thinks from his perspective.
@Daniil1102
@Daniil1102 7 жыл бұрын
Кто там у вас президентам будет, какие прогнозы?
@frisco21
@frisco21 7 жыл бұрын
Your assessment of Putin is entirely defensible, especially if, as you observed, _"one thinks from his perspective."_ Ah, but here's the rub. The actions of every world leader in history, both beneficial and destructive, seem sensible when their policies are viewed from their point of view. When seen through a subjective prism, even genocide can be made to seem reasonable. It is the province of historians, given time and distance from people and events, to make objective pronouncements about them. But this process can be fraught with peril inasmuch as even the most scrupulous historian is human and therefore subject to the same prejudices that color the point of view of leaders like Vladimir Putin and which can motivate heinous crimes. All of this can, of course, seem reasonable _"if one thinks from their perspective."_
@slzdrm
@slzdrm 7 жыл бұрын
You write outstandingly well
@Daniil1102
@Daniil1102 7 жыл бұрын
Очень много философии, есть доказательства в чем обвиняют Россию? Или все в общем? СМИ Америки говорят без доказательств, надеясь на первое восприятие зрителей! Я бы лучше говорил с тобой если бы не пил пиво в школе а учил английский, извини! Говорят Русские сбили Boing, но все, что предоставил моя страна никто в расчет не брал!
@CaLMCee
@CaLMCee 7 жыл бұрын
exactly right
@brucechung3132
@brucechung3132 5 жыл бұрын
Just loved the last Snowden part, absolutely the best... " we don't hand over defenders of human rights," Priceless!!!
@mesteme
@mesteme 5 жыл бұрын
And the American journalist/moderator's reaction was so funny. Ouch 😂
@oraclex2976
@oraclex2976 5 жыл бұрын
@@mesteme Split your sides, did you, chaps ?
@payclaw9475
@payclaw9475 5 жыл бұрын
Putin, spreading democracy in the eastern hemisphere!
@mehanikal5639
@mehanikal5639 4 жыл бұрын
@@payclaw9475 nah, he is only playing their game...
@aplato8576
@aplato8576 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, we do.
@gagnassss
@gagnassss 3 ай бұрын
Jokes or not, President Vladimir Putin looks like the only adult in the room!
@terranova6392
@terranova6392 3 ай бұрын
это не шутки, это нарезка с передач. Нет монтажа.
@user-sw5nc9pm9f
@user-sw5nc9pm9f 2 ай бұрын
@@terranova6392 Ты не выкупил что он имел ввиду
@-Ice_Cold-
@-Ice_Cold- 2 ай бұрын
He is a dictator who killing his opponents
@gagnassss
@gagnassss 2 ай бұрын
@@-Ice_Cold- what about 80 CIA regime-changes around the world in the last 70 years? And about JFK (both brothers)? I don't remember russian presidents killed in the last 70 yrs.
@terranova6392
@terranova6392 2 ай бұрын
@@-Ice_Cold- да-да, перед выборами все лидеры убивают своих нелигитимных бывших оппонентов. Попробуйте напрячь остатки своих мозгов и понять, почему Навальный умер именно сейчас и кому это выгодно?
@adamhenrywalker
@adamhenrywalker 2 ай бұрын
Putin is the best. If the world was a tv show he would be the main character. I’m American by the way
@cassini-st8qx
@cassini-st8qx Ай бұрын
докажи?
@Damirkhan
@Damirkhan Ай бұрын
:) Hm, there is actually truth in your words, unfrotunatelly world IS a tv show, considering how strong mass media controlling everything around.
@ryanaverna9494
@ryanaverna9494 7 жыл бұрын
must be funnier in russian
@lalafa7149
@lalafa7149 7 жыл бұрын
It is, you are right.
@davidg4512
@davidg4512 7 жыл бұрын
Haha dude that's right. It's funnier
@AntonShagaev
@AntonShagaev 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate, it is much funnier in Russian believe me :)
@raggedclawstarcraft6562
@raggedclawstarcraft6562 7 жыл бұрын
Interpretations are quite good actually.
@hermine4955
@hermine4955 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats what i thought
@Atombender
@Atombender 5 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so that the replies don't make sense anymore.
@rusnyg
@rusnyg 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... I saw it already... 3 times... but with other guy - Poland
@haydenmichaud8953
@haydenmichaud8953 4 жыл бұрын
@B Roli and to Austria you moron, Galicia was part of Austria since the 1700's, integrated in the kingdom of Austria
@bulllea
@bulllea 4 жыл бұрын
@B Roli and some part of Ukraine belonged to Romania , not Austria . until 1939 .
@GrassyNoel1
@GrassyNoel1 4 жыл бұрын
I think you misunderstand - the journalist is suggesting that Ukraine is like Austria was in 1918 - "the part of austria". The joke is what happened to Austria prior to WWII - Anschlaus! Putin infers this but of course never says it - quite amusing.
@dinovolla9999
@dinovolla9999 4 жыл бұрын
@@bulllea But it belonged to the Russian Empire before that. So that after WW2 it was just taken back.
@LovecableEu
@LovecableEu 2 ай бұрын
No joke this is a leader… a leader that stands for its people and if all countries had leader like this… things would look better for humanity if you ask me!
@vadim_f-ov
@vadim_f-ov 2 ай бұрын
Так Путин сам всегда говорит как договориться с тем кто даже не преследует свои интересы , своего народа? С кем договариваться как не с их хозяином ?
@YokoYokoOneTwo
@YokoYokoOneTwo 2 ай бұрын
You do know that most people in Russia live in poverty right? Because Putin and his friends hold most of the wealth
@AnsisPlepis
@AnsisPlepis 2 ай бұрын
You are either an npc or your account is being used by russian trolls
@trush7061
@trush7061 2 ай бұрын
Ага, защищает свой народ 😂😂😂 Да так защищает, что на войну гонит убивать в соседней стране. Максимум в его интересах это он и окружение.
@KennyMShow
@KennyMShow 2 ай бұрын
​@@trush7061твоя проблема если ты не видишь интересов страны здесь. Если бы он хотел блага для себя он бы как раз игнорировал международные дела, а может и вовсе власть бы бросил и валялся на пляжу до посинения
@NKomarov
@NKomarov 4 ай бұрын
Я русский бы выучил только затем, Чтоб ржать, когда шутит ваш Путин
@Caesar-987
@Caesar-987 3 ай бұрын
Было бы неплохо, потому что в субтитрах перевод не очень точный. У него во многих шутках присутствует слэнг, который и делает эти шутки смешными.
@ParabellumRbmk
@ParabellumRbmk 3 ай бұрын
Типа ты не русский😅удачная попытка руснявый пропаганду вести
@Caesar-987
@Caesar-987 3 ай бұрын
@@ParabellumRbmk там в свинарнике сало уронили, сходи проверь
@sassymenses
@sassymenses 3 ай бұрын
Николай Комаров выучил русский...
@Nant1000
@Nant1000 25 күн бұрын
остроумно
@pingtangcalagan0554
@pingtangcalagan0554 6 жыл бұрын
the american spy joke is priceless
@hydrobusy8522
@hydrobusy8522 5 жыл бұрын
It is about crappy russian corruption.
@alexmonster2007
@alexmonster2007 5 жыл бұрын
@@hydrobusy8522 not corruption, but cryptocracy.
@ProNorden
@ProNorden 5 жыл бұрын
Putin's greatest accomplishment (among many) is probably having helped restore a casual Orthodoxy to Russian culture/society ...#ProGod, #ProFamily & #ProNature.
@thereisnospoon277
@thereisnospoon277 5 жыл бұрын
That joke is telling of government bureaucracy at it's best. Or, is it at It's worst? I always get confused by that.
@MrLady
@MrLady 5 жыл бұрын
I think the point of the joke is: No matter how dangerous America seems to be Russia will not see it as a threat. Thats why they let the dangerous American spy who has a gun, communication device and a mission going on leave just like that. Because they are not afraid of him anyway.
@DangerRanger_
@DangerRanger_ 7 жыл бұрын
I love the Joke with the america spy. This was the best.
@denniszurmeneta1175
@denniszurmeneta1175 7 жыл бұрын
same XD
@swarnimmudaliar6916
@swarnimmudaliar6916 6 жыл бұрын
i don't get it, can someone explain?
@denniszurmeneta1175
@denniszurmeneta1175 6 жыл бұрын
+Galb The Dragon if a spy have a mission it means they are spying no matter what they claim what are they doing. a spy goes into a KGB building bringing weapons and communication tools, plus he said he have a mission. he's definitely up to something right ?
@jackd3512
@jackd3512 6 жыл бұрын
The joke is that the U.S spies are so incompetent that they can just go about their business and stop interrupting the Russian workers.
@Amangwaew
@Amangwaew 6 жыл бұрын
It's about soviet bureaucracy
@abdulahmoula7196
@abdulahmoula7196 2 жыл бұрын
President. Putin is good at political jokes. He is a sharp-witted politician, who communicates his ideas with a sense of humor. Most video clips show the bright side of his personality, his fine sense of humor, and his intuition.🌹❤️
@pbtube58
@pbtube58 2 жыл бұрын
We don’t really know much about the real Putin, because his image is fully controlled by Russian institutions. Politicians in the West are much more scrutinized by media. If they say something stupid, it is all over the news. All people do sometimes stupid things and sometimes wiser things. Wise people do something stupid less often. We can only see positive things about Putin coming from Russia, so you are simply misled. But even if Putin was perfect, it does not matter, because he is evil.
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@ananke2104
@ananke2104 2 ай бұрын
@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually it did . Very well as a matter of fact .
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 2 ай бұрын
@@ananke2104 oh my bro!! I love 💣💣☠️ too!
@ananke2104
@ananke2104 2 ай бұрын
@@mikokiviniemi3184 You love what ?
@chrisachrisoula5437
@chrisachrisoula5437 2 жыл бұрын
Putin is genius! He has the ability and the bravery to reveal big truths while telling jokes! Respect!!
@sakefn4985
@sakefn4985 2 жыл бұрын
especially rn
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@ashishmukherjee8294
@ashishmukherjee8294 7 жыл бұрын
"Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders".... World BOSS!!!
@AlenChain
@AlenChain 6 жыл бұрын
its just a couple of words
@andimaniac
@andimaniac 6 жыл бұрын
AlenChain it is exactly that what Russia does, see Snowden case
@vitals1982
@vitals1982 6 жыл бұрын
right defenders придумали на западе, нам это чуждо, миру мир ))
@pavelk6050
@pavelk6050 6 жыл бұрын
Он просто протроллил запад. Шмякнул запад их же демагогическим оружием )
@SparkySlow
@SparkySlow 6 жыл бұрын
hahaha :))
@syncro16se
@syncro16se 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. 😉😃
@ole4440
@ole4440 7 жыл бұрын
I am Russian, it is not the best jokes, but when I look at a news conference with Putin jokes I laugh like an idiot :)))
@syncro16se
@syncro16se 7 жыл бұрын
😉👍
@ole4440
@ole4440 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Many jokes, idioms may not translate into English. Will understand it only the person who perfectly knows Russian language, phraseology, Russian literature, Russian movies, proverbs, songs..and not only.Humor is intelligence (intellect).
@SydneyTeagarden
@SydneyTeagarden 7 жыл бұрын
+Олег Чучин His particular humour is intelligent because he uses truths and honesty yet lightens it all with his wit. It's rare to find a strong political leader who has a delightful personality as well. I do understand his saying (not shown here), "I am not your friend, I am your leader"- but I bet his friends do enjoy his company immensely- I'm jealous!
@henryseidel5469
@henryseidel5469 7 жыл бұрын
Oleg Tschutschin Exactly. You are right. But Putin's humour is not necessarily linked to the Russian language and traditions. It is pragmatical enough to be understood by every citizen of the world. Putin is 'international'. He always reacts as a human being and combines the fact of being a president with the fact of being a citizen of his country ahnd of the world. Excellent. . He never speaks of friends and enemies or of the good and the evil. He speaks of our world as an entity, and that makes him a totally new quality in international political life.
@amysanchez3699
@amysanchez3699 2 жыл бұрын
This has aged like very fine wine. He was correct about so much.
@wilmerstall3933
@wilmerstall3933 9 ай бұрын
Aged like fine milk
@isabellaschwarz198
@isabellaschwarz198 3 ай бұрын
😂 lol​@@wilmerstall3933
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@dje583
@dje583 3 ай бұрын
@@mikokiviniemi3184how
@DaveBoxBG
@DaveBoxBG 2 ай бұрын
Oh the irony :D
@likehang9195
@likehang9195 3 ай бұрын
Mong Ngài nhiều sức khoẻ ✨💪💪 Vinh quang cho nước Nga ✨🇷🇺✨. Gửi đến Nga 🇷🇺 ngàn thân thương đến từ Việt Nam ✨🇻🇳❤️🇷🇺✨
@user-dx8en9bc6l
@user-dx8en9bc6l 2 ай бұрын
Thanks friend
@polinasnegir873
@polinasnegir873 2 ай бұрын
cảm ơn bạn!! Nga và Việt Nam là đồng chí mãi mãi đấy ❤
@27half
@27half 7 жыл бұрын
May God give him more lifetime.a leader like him should be in every country,then the world will be a better place!
@Oddhi
@Oddhi 7 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia, Putin gives god more lifetime.
@mcplutt
@mcplutt 2 жыл бұрын
I guess his lifetime will soon be ended.
@richardmartin6077
@richardmartin6077 7 жыл бұрын
A real poker-faced comedian , the world is his stage .
@MarshallJukov
@MarshallJukov 7 жыл бұрын
The world is at his fingers
@richardmartin6077
@richardmartin6077 7 жыл бұрын
MarshallJukov Have you seen him manipulate the media ? He is also a magician .
@richardmartin6077
@richardmartin6077 7 жыл бұрын
MusicSprint1080p You must admit he is a comedian , but he is the one who laughs .
@Russka4U
@Russka4U 7 жыл бұрын
next video kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4XdfZSvmZ6thsk
@richardmartin6077
@richardmartin6077 7 жыл бұрын
Russka Can you imagine Obama talking like this ? Putin talks freely because he knows what is going on . Obama waits for his staffers to write what to say .
@milhouse147
@milhouse147 2 ай бұрын
I wish we had a leader like Putin in Germany. We are so f*cked... 😩
@lexlibovych4584
@lexlibovych4584 2 ай бұрын
Da hast du recht
@bookashkin
@bookashkin 2 ай бұрын
Be careful about what you wish. But yeah, today's Germany is ruled by dummkoepfen.
@savascool3416
@savascool3416 Ай бұрын
Idk I think if you had him you d be poor and your quality of life wouldn't be the best.XD but On the other hand you d be independent from western influence /USA. But idk what is better: to be politically dependent from a country but have a better quality of life or to be politically independent (like having your own army and no ami-soldaten on your soil for example) but live more poorly. What would you choose?
@johannbuss5607
@johannbuss5607 Ай бұрын
@@savascool3416 what kind of bleach did you drink? if putin can make an economic rise in a land like russia, which has currently over 16.000 sanctions against it, then he would be able to make even more out of germany. all i see in germany with the clowns running around in your political system, trying to make daddy usa proud. instead of getting cheap gas and resources from russia WHICH YOU ALREADY PREPAID you guys decide to be stupid and screw your whole population over by blocking the gas. prices in germany nearly doubled thanks to you beeing absolute incompetent there, tell me who lives poor? if germany had a leader like putin, you would be by far wealthier in money, instead the only thing that is rising in germany is apparently the level of stupidity of the people living there.
@milhouse147
@milhouse147 Ай бұрын
@@savascool3416why do You think we would be poor? The quality of life in russia was increasing enormous since Putin is "in office". Check the average income before him and then 20 and 10 years ago and now. He is no wizard but the growth in prosperity he has achieved for his country over the last 25 years is immense.
@courathiam256
@courathiam256 11 ай бұрын
Very impressive Vova was at one of the press conferences in the video. He knows all the treaties and dates by heart: -The Treaty of Congress of the People's Deputies Party:: 1989 -The Molov-Ribbentrop Pact - The collusion between Germany and Russia: 1918 -The Treaty of Brest-Litovsk - Another collusion between Germany and Russia:: 1939 And the dates keep coming: 1913, 1941 ... All this straight from his unbelievable brain and without notes. And did I mention his impeccable German ? I don't know what beer you were drunk on at school, President Putin, but it sure did your brains good, in the best way.
@lule363
@lule363 3 ай бұрын
他还会德语,法语,瑞典语,英语
@user-ee4gj7ly2o
@user-ee4gj7ly2o 3 ай бұрын
А что даты и факты то не знать это же история, все кто в школе русской учились, не прогуливали уроки знают историю.ч
@courathiam256
@courathiam256 3 ай бұрын
@@lule363 Tchabiabié lé min. Min nin n'tchan. Hingêbié?
@courathiam256
@courathiam256 3 ай бұрын
@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min né lê 'russe' â, min lê n'tchan lé frasson mon.
@courathiam256
@courathiam256 3 ай бұрын
@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min nin n'tchan, frasson lé ingrécha mon. Min né nin russi.
@kevinsnyder1390
@kevinsnyder1390 5 жыл бұрын
RUSSIA DOESN'T HAND OVER HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDERS. That ending was not only funny, it was said with a brilliant eloquence as well. Putin is a lvl 100 boss.
@olegbauer3139
@olegbauer3139 4 жыл бұрын
What's the point of this joke if it was a joke ? In my opinion, Putin said all this quite seriously. Indeed, Snowden is alive and well thanks to Russia but Assange,apparently, is not destined to get out alive from the "nest of democracy ".
@MirceaBv
@MirceaBv 4 жыл бұрын
Neither it's war criminals :)
@FlyingProbe
@FlyingProbe 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Snyder More like "God mode cheat activated" xD
@MarkRobertCuthbert
@MarkRobertCuthbert 4 жыл бұрын
@James Williams 5G is wipe out. Dr. Barrie Towers. Built it. With Others. KZbin. Barrie Towers. CANCER. 95 times more Powerful than 4G. Destroys the Female Reproduction CELLS in the young females ovaries. 55 years Doctor of Micro RADIATION. Dr. Barrie Towers.
@MarkRobertCuthbert
@MarkRobertCuthbert 4 жыл бұрын
DOCTOR BARRIE TOWERS EX- ROYAL "" NAVY "" M.O.D. BUILT IT. THEY KILLERS. FOR 666 AND ILLUMIN.
@jaijind8166
@jaijind8166 7 жыл бұрын
Love this guy, he is so well versed and knowledgeable, does not read from a script. Unlike American presidents, has a natural sense of humour and a cool style of speaking.
@xiro6
@xiro6 3 жыл бұрын
@@anastasiapopov7250 also,half the jokes are related to the other politicians lies. the jokes about snowden, about Ukrania wanting to go with Europe, laws against homosexuality in Russia Berlusconi etc,etc. those jokes imply the hughe and constant lies from governments,that in reality people knows are lies,but accepted them and normalize them as true. but when confronted with the true in that intelligent manner thanks to the sarcasm,it wake up our mind with complicity. when a lie is so blatant,you can say the same lie but even with the slightest grin it will make people smile.And thats what we are living,an lie so huge that honest people cant bare with it.
@beriteri
@beriteri 2 жыл бұрын
When takes his stick he just draws some ponies on the paper, everything in his brain, he doesn't need to write something
@liamdahlberg1332
@liamdahlberg1332 2 жыл бұрын
Aged like milk.
@casaraku1
@casaraku1 2 жыл бұрын
Years of practice...if you do the same job for 20+ years....you got your lines down packed.
@kishanchali8752
@kishanchali8752 2 жыл бұрын
@@liamdahlberg1332 But still relevant
@sandraphoenix683
@sandraphoenix683 3 ай бұрын
Донбасс любит нашего президента 🎉❤
@user-dx8en9bc6l
@user-dx8en9bc6l 2 ай бұрын
Большое уважение сильным людям Донбасса!
@murder5219
@murder5219 2 ай бұрын
Донбасс в нашем сердечке. Донбасс стал символом мужества и сплоченности русского народа. Добро пожаловать домой.
@bigboll1915
@bigboll1915 Ай бұрын
​@@user-dx8en9bc6l❤❤❤Вы наше сердце
@alexeizhedeljov8775
@alexeizhedeljov8775 Ай бұрын
он принес вам войну, а вы зы него 🙄 сказочные конечно.
@bigboll1915
@bigboll1915 Ай бұрын
@@alexeizhedeljov8775 войну Ман принесли США и Великобритания, а он всеми способами пытался её не допустить.
@kateharper5897
@kateharper5897 2 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry that foreigners cannot understand Russian. You have to hear the intonation of Putin, you can't feel it with translation. I didn't like Putin the first 35 years of my life, because I didn't want to understand, didn't read, didn't watch. Now I am really amazed by our president. He will be a legend. Pray he lives a long life.
@Elena-bz6gk
@Elena-bz6gk 3 ай бұрын
Почему на английском тогда?
@kotrearh
@kotrearh 3 ай бұрын
Я такая же хурма
@user-kg1og9qq1c
@user-kg1og9qq1c 2 ай бұрын
​@@Elena-bz6gkа на каком надо?
@Elena-bz6gk
@Elena-bz6gk 2 ай бұрын
@@user-kg1og9qq1c русские на русском обычно пишут, есть переводчик
@user-kg1og9qq1c
@user-kg1og9qq1c 2 ай бұрын
@@Elena-bz6gk если хочет писать на турецком или арабском, или английском - никто не запретит.
@ianaustin5541
@ianaustin5541 4 жыл бұрын
Putin is such an outstanding remarkable personality. A highly educated and grounded man with a clear and rational mind. I enjoyed this video a lot. I could watch and listen to him endlessly. Besides his humour, he's got a very pleasant and charming attitude👍😃. Great comments btw❤
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@Dzvnk12
@Dzvnk12 2 ай бұрын
Он на самом деле очень приятный и обаятельный
@ianaustin5541
@ianaustin5541 2 ай бұрын
@@Dzvnk12 Yes
@Madcat1331
@Madcat1331 7 жыл бұрын
1:13 I loved that part, actually laughed IRL x) _"Are you going to heat your houses with firewood? You also have to go to Siberia for firewood ;)"_
@karlchrkarlsen
@karlchrkarlsen 7 жыл бұрын
Was a very eerie feeling tbh XD
@rogerelzenga4465
@rogerelzenga4465 7 жыл бұрын
With other words, if you want to get warm you have to go to the coldest place in the world ^^
@pavelolkhovoy113
@pavelolkhovoy113 7 жыл бұрын
This was about the obstacles EU makes for Russia to prevent building another gas pipe.
@3316412
@3316412 7 жыл бұрын
He meant Taiga forests
@MsMesem
@MsMesem 7 жыл бұрын
I guess there are few sunny days in Russia.
@ashefina
@ashefina 2 ай бұрын
любимка наша🥰
@gesichtnasebein
@gesichtnasebein Ай бұрын
He ist the best, love from germany! Not all people here believe the propaganda from our german government!
@ionutvrabie5730
@ionutvrabie5730 7 жыл бұрын
I am utturly flabbergasted by this man's honesty. The way he manages to answer questions in such a flanboyant manner its something I wish for many presidents. Guys we do not need any political education to be able to see who speaks the truth in today's world.
@remigijusjonaitis7533
@remigijusjonaitis7533 7 жыл бұрын
He is awaken and awaken people know the truth.
@letsgobrandon8101
@letsgobrandon8101 7 жыл бұрын
Hey! Good to see more people awake.
@toaster1339
@toaster1339 7 жыл бұрын
...while America and sadly the rest of the world will have to deal with Hillary Clinton because being realistic, Trump won't make it because of the rigged political establishment in the US.
@Rogue_Leader
@Rogue_Leader 7 жыл бұрын
Go away shill. Get a proper job. Oh, wait: Putin's Russia is so riddled with unemployment that this is the only job you can get.
@mcplutt
@mcplutt 2 жыл бұрын
He is really honest when killing the people of Ukraine.
@zoacynic1365
@zoacynic1365 6 жыл бұрын
Before i never was into politics, i used to think this man was such a dull character, now that i have to study polity and i watch politicians speeches, i think he is one of the smartest and most eloquent leader currently. Such a sense of humour.
@sergeycoiiephuk97
@sergeycoiiephuk97 3 ай бұрын
Могу Вам рекомендовать посмотреть интервью Жириновского , очень удивитесь тому что он предвещал и то что все сбылось) тоже очень умный человек
@sclerotium6012
@sclerotium6012 3 ай бұрын
Чувак, тебе не стоит заострять свое внимание на этом лжеце, вот Жириновский еще ладно, хоть правду иногда народу говорил
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@salj.5459
@salj.5459 3 ай бұрын
@@sergeycoiiephuk97Link?
@seiro8606
@seiro8606 3 ай бұрын
​@@sclerotium6012чё ещё хрюкнешь, клоун?
@zango2121
@zango2121 4 ай бұрын
Intelligent , witty , and to the point ,something west lacks…❤ from India
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@zango2121
@zango2121 3 ай бұрын
@@mikokiviniemi3184 o it aged great
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
@@zango2121 you are not from india ☠☠ you are going to☠💣in war this way when you grow up kid. it's your choice 👍
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
@@zango2121 keep supporting war and you're the one suffering the consequences
@FelixX138
@FelixX138 2 ай бұрын
​@@mikokiviniemi3184 Охх так страдают, охх экономика растёт, экспорт и импорт вырос ой как бедная Индия страдает 😢
@agent-x3110
@agent-x3110 2 ай бұрын
Таких политиков еще мир долго не увидит
@KennyMShow
@KennyMShow 2 ай бұрын
Хотелось бы видеть его во власти так долго как можно. Спокоен за страну пока она у него
@user-hr1rb8cr1x
@user-hr1rb8cr1x 17 күн бұрын
​@@KennyMShowЧто он имел в виду под этой минутой15:28
@KennyMShow
@KennyMShow 17 күн бұрын
@@user-hr1rb8cr1x ничего не понял
@davidkosutic4859
@davidkosutic4859 7 жыл бұрын
Putin is the best thing that has ever happened to Russia, love from Serbia to our comrades! Be free Mother Russia.
@RoganBorn
@RoganBorn 6 жыл бұрын
He is a murderer of Russia. And you are an idiot.
@elnaidhie
@elnaidhie 6 жыл бұрын
RoganBorn you fuking moron! No one buy your shit!
@AnonymousUser-nj9ne
@AnonymousUser-nj9ne 6 жыл бұрын
Спасибо за поддержку друзья!
@mikasupa8993
@mikasupa8993 6 жыл бұрын
Простите нас,за то что оставили вас с nato.Русский
@AnonymousUser-nj9ne
@AnonymousUser-nj9ne 6 жыл бұрын
Нет брат! Ты не понимаешь!! Это ты прости нашу Российскую власть, за то что оставили вас в не лучшее для вас врем! Мы были слабыми, но теперь мы снова вернулись! Мы Любим наших братьев славян! Мы любим Сербию и мы готовы сражаться за неё как сражались прежде за всю Европу! Кто-то может нас не любить,но мы всё ровно Славяне, мы Русские и мы вместе! Мы единое целое, мы победим! Ми не позволим унижать наших братьев! Мы готовы, Я ЛИЧНО готов отдать свою кровь, силы и жизнь за братьев Сербов! На небе Бог! На Земле Россия и Сербия! Мы Вместе, А значит, мы уже победили!!!
@explosivefreak666
@explosivefreak666 7 жыл бұрын
A true, intelligent pollitician... We need more of him in the West.!
@kennethconnors7532
@kennethconnors7532 7 жыл бұрын
so have I , where did you live ?? I was treated well and had many Russian friends
@Raussl
@Raussl 7 жыл бұрын
I prefer moral concious and empathy over intelligence when it comes to politicians
@B10Esteban
@B10Esteban 7 жыл бұрын
commenting in hopes of hearing an inside view of russia
@sakkeus2yt
@sakkeus2yt 7 жыл бұрын
+Raussl Read Macchiavelli
@comsraddjowdjow1375
@comsraddjowdjow1375 7 жыл бұрын
more ??? name one
@alionatuscany
@alionatuscany 2 ай бұрын
Шедевральный Путин! Наша гордость! Наше счастье! Всем странам мира желаю такого президента!
@stanlystanly9964
@stanlystanly9964 4 ай бұрын
The King!
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
nice bot comment
@stanlystanly9964
@stanlystanly9964 3 ай бұрын
@@mikokiviniemi3184 nice comment...bot
@user-pq2ob1rd6r
@user-pq2ob1rd6r 18 күн бұрын
King in his kingdom forever isolated 😂
@stanlystanly9964
@stanlystanly9964 18 күн бұрын
@@user-pq2ob1rd6r you're living isolated in your basement ukrotroll😂
@dianewinchester2930
@dianewinchester2930 6 жыл бұрын
The answer he gave to the Estonian lady should be for anyone who have lives in victim-mode. Stop crying about your past and look to the future.
@dhlong84
@dhlong84 7 жыл бұрын
he has a great sense of humor
@patricks1560
@patricks1560 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is gonna run rings around Trump, unless Trump realises he holds all the cards.
@sharkymcsnarkface6642
@sharkymcsnarkface6642 7 жыл бұрын
Patrick S How can he hold the cards with such small hands?
@marhabanramadhan4552
@marhabanramadhan4552 7 жыл бұрын
DartsTheMonkey Nice!
@albertgizatulin167
@albertgizatulin167 7 жыл бұрын
@John Smith, mate can you firstly learn english??!? prostitutes are plural, article THE can be used only for a sinlge object.
@gordonthomson1427
@gordonthomson1427 7 жыл бұрын
Albert Gizatulin....Wrong ! How about , "The prostitutes of Amsterdam are among the best in the world"? Perhaps you are the one needing a better grounding in the English language.
@Wantar
@Wantar 2 жыл бұрын
There is one more anegdote. In Oliver Stone's documentary Putin Interviews, Stone watches Dr. Strangelove with Putin and later gives him BluRay of Dr. Strangelove as a gift. Putin thanks him, and leaves, only to return in 5 seconds showing him the empty BluRay box. Stone is uncomfortable, looks around for the disc that stayed in player and Putin says with a smile: Typical american gift. (meaning it's all fancy on the outside and hollow inside), it was a funny moment. :)
@user-ib9ky2jo9h
@user-ib9ky2jo9h 2 ай бұрын
pity putin is scum
@deniskostic1502
@deniskostic1502 2 жыл бұрын
Vladimir is very spiritual and have control He feel 110 per cent safety in every moment The way he handle and understands political situation in every moment is tremendous, ready to give his sophisticated comments in unbelievable easy way in every moment Not stressed Not any kind of fear Not than , not now I have feeling that we can learn from him more than from others about justice in international law. Politicians or adjucated personality's on any famous World's University have to watch this .... God Bless You All !!! You make my day Vladimir !!!
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@detroitandclevelandfan5503
@detroitandclevelandfan5503 2 жыл бұрын
Respect to Mr. Putin and 🇷🇺 from the 🇺🇲.
@user-kg1og9qq1c
@user-kg1og9qq1c 2 ай бұрын
👍respect from Russia
@colinshaules7141
@colinshaules7141 6 жыл бұрын
I love myself
@alexandermachtakov402
@alexandermachtakov402 6 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Putin thanks god you do
@felicxo
@felicxo 5 жыл бұрын
Ох уж эти путины,везде они
@user-si4ep6gq6g
@user-si4ep6gq6g 5 жыл бұрын
and want to live
@slavawk
@slavawk 5 жыл бұрын
Anime for Dauns все дауны ненавидят))
@illiachapliiov4582
@illiachapliiov4582 5 жыл бұрын
BTS much?
@lule363
@lule363 2 ай бұрын
我多么爱他,普京是世界上受到最多霸凌的一个人,人们因为西方媒体的谎言而攻击他。甚至俄罗斯国内的人也因为美国资助的非政府组织的煽动而骂他。当你看见世界在发生什么的时候,你怎么可能不支持他呢?可惜那么多人生活在傲慢和无知当中。希望五十年后历史给普京总统一个公正的评价❤️❤️❤️
@aspidinton
@aspidinton 2 ай бұрын
i agree, really hope some day people will change their view and history won't be just forgotten
@maxs6450
@maxs6450 2 ай бұрын
Спасибо друг! Очень на это надеемся!
@lule363
@lule363 2 ай бұрын
​@@maxs6450❤
@nobrkt
@nobrkt Ай бұрын
we need to make sure that HISTORY WONT BE RE-WRITTEN. we need to carry this knowledge.
@Carnabwth
@Carnabwth 3 ай бұрын
Putin is undoubtedly a fascinating charachter. I can't think of another leader with even a fraction of his charisma.
@watherby29
@watherby29 3 ай бұрын
KGB
@Carnabwth
@Carnabwth 3 ай бұрын
@@watherby29 who?
@watherby29
@watherby29 3 ай бұрын
@@Carnabwth Putin is a KGB guy. His charisma comes from the fact that he could beat all of the people in the room in hand-to-hand combat and also he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason
@user-kg1og9qq1c
@user-kg1og9qq1c 2 ай бұрын
​@@watherby29 и что в этом плохого?
@-Ice_Cold-
@-Ice_Cold- 2 ай бұрын
@@watherby29 ''he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason'' - This didn't aged well
@jakeel85
@jakeel85 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Putin spoke German. What a badass. He speaks it fairly well too.
@Nerr0us
@Nerr0us 7 жыл бұрын
jakeel85 It's actually common in Russia to study German on novice level. Because in school there is a choice to study English or German and it's mandatory. Sadly not many people actually learn it on high level though.
@pavelolkhovoy113
@pavelolkhovoy113 7 жыл бұрын
He used to live and work in Dresden for a long time/
@AlexanderSchepanovski
@AlexanderSchepanovski 7 жыл бұрын
He was a KGB agent in Eastern Germany if you want badass.
@Hampel_4U
@Hampel_4U 7 жыл бұрын
He was a KGB spy
@indeed7289
@indeed7289 7 жыл бұрын
ex KGB.... he probably speaks most languages
@kitcarr4668
@kitcarr4668 6 жыл бұрын
"They owe us 3.5 billion, refund us our money ... create an enabling atmosphere for the talks " 100% PURE PUTIN !!!! Direct, brilliant, fewest words, no double meanings ...
@andyz7711
@andyz7711 5 жыл бұрын
First he said 3.5 yards like a gangster
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 5 жыл бұрын
He is a lovely person, that does his job with passion.
@maoneko
@maoneko 5 жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie i would argue but i 'm a bit scared to
@ssdivizion
@ssdivizion 4 жыл бұрын
Putin is the only World leader who can say Well... and then applause came from the crowd
@paigeleigh2554
@paigeleigh2554 4 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤
@eefneleman9564
@eefneleman9564 2 жыл бұрын
Even now, I still like his style. And he knows so much history and politics. I need to learn to speak Russian.
@alpak9478
@alpak9478 2 жыл бұрын
west media blocked all Russian media with real information about Ukraine
@fed5179
@fed5179 2 ай бұрын
if by history and politics you mean basic knowledge a president is expected to have and by his style you mean being part of oligarchical dictatorship that steals wealth of it's citizens and wages war with sovereign nations
@user-hh3ti6dv6f
@user-hh3ti6dv6f 2 ай бұрын
Обязательно надо. Жизнь будет веселей
@Julian-cw8je
@Julian-cw8je 4 ай бұрын
I like VP! He's not perfect, but he obviously is very skilled with diplomacy. He's likeable. Apparently kind hearted, etc.
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
nice bot comment
@TamaraSrbija
@TamaraSrbija 7 жыл бұрын
REAL ALPHA MALE ....... intelligent, wise, shrewd, as a woman I'd followed him !!! Regards from Serbia !!!
@user-xb9mg7du9u
@user-xb9mg7du9u 6 жыл бұрын
REAL ALPHA MALE, LIAR and old farter...
@ya2a16
@ya2a16 4 жыл бұрын
Who could watch him nd not falling in love with him, he is unique, he is God of politics, serious when he has to be with a great sense of humor, Greetings from Palestine Mr president we love you nd stand behind you.
@t.3769
@t.3769 2 ай бұрын
@user-kg1og9qq1c
@user-kg1og9qq1c 2 ай бұрын
Надеюсь вы живы🙏
@Pan472
@Pan472 Жыл бұрын
"What are you going to heat up with? Firewood?" "Well you also have to go to Siberia if you need firewoods" *O O F*
@somduttachakraborty4370
@somduttachakraborty4370 2 жыл бұрын
Putin never jokes, he roasts!
@linuxpd5481
@linuxpd5481 7 жыл бұрын
the one about the firewood was EPIC
@funnyclip6363
@funnyclip6363 5 жыл бұрын
Putin can spoke directly and answer any questions without preparation....he is king of politicians....
@bennyjiub980
@bennyjiub980 4 жыл бұрын
King of jokes
@hermanloud3098
@hermanloud3098 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe those are the perks of being genuine.
@Serendip98
@Serendip98 4 жыл бұрын
This is characteristic for a jester.
@multihunteroable
@multihunteroable 4 жыл бұрын
well, he still can't answer questions from Russian people without preparation so he saying a lot of bullshit and practically nothing about the subject of question. Probably he got old and spend much more time as President then he should
@dr.rehanamansuri5858
@dr.rehanamansuri5858 4 жыл бұрын
@@bennyjiub980 king of facts and he is intelligent not dumbass
@MadeiraIslands
@MadeiraIslands 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@nabilaa9749
@nabilaa9749 2 ай бұрын
omg i love him so much 🤣🤣🤣 what a great president
@autumnleaves9052
@autumnleaves9052 7 жыл бұрын
Putin on Snowden: "Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders" Putin is the best politician ever!
@chavellaminerva
@chavellaminerva 7 жыл бұрын
+YOU-Linker-TUBE I think it means that Russia is the only 'sane' country that dont give up good people. US and all the countries that rejected his asylum seeking efforts are the ones who are bad/criminals. It means that there is def something wrong of hunting good people down and why Russia is not that kind of country.
@RudyBoy
@RudyBoy 7 жыл бұрын
oh my god, you know nothing about russia...
@SirBuljo
@SirBuljo 7 жыл бұрын
elaborate.
@user-um6ln6mn1v
@user-um6ln6mn1v 7 жыл бұрын
ну и молодец !
@dewayneggower7945
@dewayneggower7945 7 жыл бұрын
chavella minerva when countries destroy with out a dought they have become sheep in there thinking they are in the stew of the soup weird stuff when eveyone thinks to same way.!!?
@DC-qj8dt
@DC-qj8dt 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Putin replied to serious questions in a humorous way. Humour is a sign of wisdom.
@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259
@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 2 жыл бұрын
What a wise bombing on innocents... wise man...
@OlegVasilenkoValik
@OlegVasilenkoValik 2 жыл бұрын
@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 Представляешь себе, когда он начнет бомбить виновных)
@thxanne
@thxanne 2 жыл бұрын
You and that but butcher have the intelligence of a shrimp
@worfoz
@worfoz 2 жыл бұрын
@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 putin loves comedians who are NOT like the one whose name starts with a Z.
@ivanmachnkoppzuxd7722
@ivanmachnkoppzuxd7722 2 жыл бұрын
Nice FAIL, BRo👎
@zahraistired
@zahraistired Жыл бұрын
putin : are you going to heat with firewood? 1st world: laughs 3rd world: whats so funny
@MrJarobas
@MrJarobas 2 жыл бұрын
The man is really bright.
@neil73
@neil73 7 жыл бұрын
Russia is fantastic and I want to live there! No Joke
@neil73
@neil73 7 жыл бұрын
+dude Ive been in Slovakia for a year and will be moving on next year in July. Russia is a possibility but I've still not made my mind up
@zloidooraque0
@zloidooraque0 7 жыл бұрын
there is nothing special about russian winters
@zloidooraque0
@zloidooraque0 7 жыл бұрын
+neil73 where are u from?
@TheDanchezz
@TheDanchezz 7 жыл бұрын
There is something special about Russian winters: they are fucking gorgeous unlike European grey kinda-snow slime
@zloidooraque0
@zloidooraque0 7 жыл бұрын
Danila Elistratov i mean it's not too cold or unbearable or anything to tell anyone "first survive russian winter". we are not living in 17th century to treat winter any special anymore.
@NuclearAtomic
@NuclearAtomic 7 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Putin, a great man whom i have a deep respect for, if i ever meet him, i'll greet him, tell him that he's a great president and that it's an honor to meet him in person. Also "Russia is a country which does not hand over human rights defenders", well said, Mr.Putin, well said! Vladimir Putin really cares about Russia and is not afraid to speak his mind, an honorable man with no doubts.
@Nick7901962
@Nick7901962 7 жыл бұрын
are you dumb? he shot down a passenger airliner and systematically killed his opposition and banned homosexuality and religionl, lmfao
@regularity2556
@regularity2556 7 жыл бұрын
+Nick L Lies and fabrications. He is a great president
@Nick7901962
@Nick7901962 7 жыл бұрын
***** someone who 'loves your country' but actively flushes out anyone who opposes him and poisons agents
@Russka4U
@Russka4U 7 жыл бұрын
new video! kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3mVpqiLjpJpeJY
@robbo4566
@robbo4566 7 жыл бұрын
Unsubstantiated nonsense.
@carbonaraXX
@carbonaraXX 2 жыл бұрын
He is brilliant, with sharp mind, and brave!
@poet4727
@poet4727 2 жыл бұрын
If he can answer...... what about Navalnys human rights. What about Ukraine peoples human rights. 10 000 000 children removed from their homes. 3 500 000 refugees, women and children , in Europe. And his children will suffer.... . Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’
@poet4727
@poet4727 2 жыл бұрын
@Petra Klíčová Agree with you. Putins is a war criminal. Nothing brilliant about him.
@user-ic9gv5ks5j
@user-ic9gv5ks5j 2 жыл бұрын
@Petra Klíčová Are you talking about USA??? You are so stupid! 🥴
@teltos6817
@teltos6817 2 жыл бұрын
@Petra Klíčová From March 24 to June 10, 1999, the total number of civilian deaths at the hands of the United States and its allies amounted to over 1,700 people, including almost 400 children, about 10 thousand seriously injured. About 1 million people were left without water, 500 thousand people were left without work, thousands without a roof over their heads. According to the UN, 821 people have gone missing, most of whom are Serbs. As a result of the bombardment of enriched uranium in Serbia, about 60,000 oncological diseases are recorded every year.
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@Userrrrr2472
@Userrrrr2472 2 ай бұрын
Just love him ❤ he is a blessing for humanity, honestly
@nieznany-magik
@nieznany-magik 2 ай бұрын
bro what
@user-hr1rb8cr1x
@user-hr1rb8cr1x 17 күн бұрын
¿Qué quiso decir con minuto15:28
@taulujungarov7527
@taulujungarov7527 5 жыл бұрын
I am outside of Russia now, and watching it from a foreign countrie makes me love Russia and its folk, with all its religions and nationalities. It is a great country with good people.
@Ser_YOja
@Ser_YOja 2 жыл бұрын
Only Jehovah's Witnesses were made 'Extremists'. In fact, they are imprisoned for their faith
@pe4153
@pe4153 2 жыл бұрын
They just have to work on their voting skills
@Gastradamus
@Gastradamus 2 жыл бұрын
Lucky to be out of there..must be nice to speak your mind without any reprisals? Good luck to you 🤝
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar Жыл бұрын
Stay away for a bit. It is going to get ugly when sanctions start to bite.
@ajaysidhu471
@ajaysidhu471 3 ай бұрын
​@@Gastradamusof course, Infact I can't even speak my mind in my own house! Hahahaha
@Sheo911
@Sheo911 7 жыл бұрын
То чувство когда ты русский и понимаешь все шутки
@Minecraft-eb8ro
@Minecraft-eb8ro 6 жыл бұрын
Sheo911 ага 😂но я не русский
@UC13Xs-9DFYnYxg3ebLBUe7g
@UC13Xs-9DFYnYxg3ebLBUe7g 6 жыл бұрын
которые все говно.
@kallista8259
@kallista8259 6 жыл бұрын
Sheo911 да :)
@zuliamuratova7088
@zuliamuratova7088 6 жыл бұрын
Sheo911 страна в ..опе полной а он анекдотики всё чешит, ну да при такой то зажравшейся жизни может позволить, а то что цены растут каждый день и на коммуналку в том числе, китайцам землю в аренду сдал практически разбазаривая земли..и куча ещё др. проблем, дак на это ему поКуй
@tomcyrus3026
@tomcyrus3026 6 жыл бұрын
+Zulia Muratova "цены растут каждый день и на коммуналку в том числе" А Вам понравилось бы платить тысячу долларов каждый месяц налог за свой выкупленный дом в США как многие средние жители Америки? Думаете с какого счастья у них крыша едет и они идут отстреливать своих сограждан перед тем как покончить с собой?
@leslietoth7969
@leslietoth7969 2 ай бұрын
Love this dude 😂😂😂!
@mmculturalguy2025
@mmculturalguy2025 2 ай бұрын
Блин , мне нравится все больше и больше в.в как человек ❤!
@jW-qx4qd
@jW-qx4qd 7 жыл бұрын
Putin reminds me that Russia produced some of the greatest writers and musicians.
@realnaturaltrue9683
@realnaturaltrue9683 6 жыл бұрын
What are fuck????The best musiacans and writers from America like Pac and Nas!!!!
@RoganBorn
@RoganBorn 6 жыл бұрын
No, with Putin Russia produces policemens, corruption and death.
@Doctor_Venom
@Doctor_Venom 6 жыл бұрын
RoganBorn I agree (I’m from Russia and I saw all of this shit with corruption)
@nightyonetwothree
@nightyonetwothree 6 жыл бұрын
same, as russian being I can say Russia goes to hell, thanks to Putin&co. Just massive corrupion and mafia nets.
@alexandermachtakov402
@alexandermachtakov402 6 жыл бұрын
nightyonetwothree putin's the best
@0x777
@0x777 4 жыл бұрын
Putin, the Pope and Jesus sit in a boat on the Sea of Galilee. Said Jesus "I'm hot, I guess I should go get an umbrella". Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with an umbrella. Said Putin "I'm thirsty, wait folks, I get some." Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with cold drinks. Said the Pope "I'm hungry too!". Jumps out of the boat, sinks to the bottom. Jesus and Putin lean across the side of the boat and watch him sink. Jesus turns to Putin "I think we should've told him where the stepping stones are." Putin turns to Jesus. "What stones?"
@slishkom_tired
@slishkom_tired 4 жыл бұрын
Ahah, perfect
@chukwow5738
@chukwow5738 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@monuthomas6809
@monuthomas6809 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@4ltrz555
@4ltrz555 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@emiliospowerballer1441
@emiliospowerballer1441 4 жыл бұрын
thats not funny
@emiliarina3643
@emiliarina3643 2 жыл бұрын
Wow he is amazing man not only smart but has sense of humour
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@user-kg1og9qq1c
@user-kg1og9qq1c 2 ай бұрын
Юмор - признак остроумия. Не путать с клоунадой.
@089Mantu
@089Mantu Жыл бұрын
1000% pro Putin. Just love this guy! ❤
@user-zi8kf8vz7j
@user-zi8kf8vz7j Жыл бұрын
wow, where are you from?
@089Mantu
@089Mantu Жыл бұрын
@@user-zi8kf8vz7j Germany. 🙂
@user-zi8kf8vz7j
@user-zi8kf8vz7j Жыл бұрын
@@089Mantu I have many relatives in Bavaria. I've always liked Germany, its culture and mentality. Is it true that there are fuel problems in Germany?
@089Mantu
@089Mantu Жыл бұрын
@@user-zi8kf8vz7j LOOOL. Yes, I think it's going to come. Because of our so competent regime.
@user-zi8kf8vz7j
@user-zi8kf8vz7j Жыл бұрын
@@089Mantu I was hoping to visit Germany this winter, but it seems that it will not work because of the curent situation
@alinabintang1642
@alinabintang1642 4 жыл бұрын
Types of popular : -Famous -Legend -Putin
@mrcaptain3703
@mrcaptain3703 4 жыл бұрын
TRUMP and PUTIN how cute
@_7f00ff
@_7f00ff 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaptain3703 ?
@MasterofBeats
@MasterofBeats 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaptain3703 wdym?
@kayleebrown2921
@kayleebrown2921 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot Michael Jackson
@kayleebrown2921
@kayleebrown2921 3 жыл бұрын
@@MasterofBeats Dating
@Alex-jm2vq
@Alex-jm2vq 5 жыл бұрын
His joke about Berlusconi is not only hilarious but also factual, he wouldn’t dare be questioned about his fling with women if he was indeed homosexual
@harryhoudini714
@harryhoudini714 3 жыл бұрын
yes and no! he could have f*cked everything on gods green earth and nobody would have said anything as long as he had power. The moment he lost power, his enemies wanted to shut him down for good and for that, even walking past a woman is enough to "hang him" on it! Welcome to Politics! Putin is not really referring to Berlusconi but uses him as a "decoy" to mention the double Standards in the west, where one thing is considered a crime while something similar isnt, purely based on "whodoneit".
@apuuvah
@apuuvah 2 жыл бұрын
Putin is definitely gay, and a cross dresser.
@beesabee
@beesabee 2 жыл бұрын
@@apuuvah you’re gay
@Magnitude5000
@Magnitude5000 2 жыл бұрын
@@apuuvah just like you, I see 😆
@Magnitude5000
@Magnitude5000 2 жыл бұрын
@@apuuvah sorry for your sickness
@marmitenot.
@marmitenot. 3 ай бұрын
Awesome video. HE is as sharp as a tack, smart, sharp, witty, he is just ON POINT!
@beatrisia
@beatrisia 2 ай бұрын
I really love his sence of humor 😂
@kpzcbttp
@kpzcbttp 7 жыл бұрын
Love Putin, I could listen to him all day. Greetings from Scotland.
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well...
@stardetonados
@stardetonados 7 жыл бұрын
Putin is a great leader for the russian people.Indeed he showed his knowledge. Respects from Brazil.
@masasik8288
@masasik8288 6 жыл бұрын
GeneralCarvalho I was in Brazil))) wonderful country)))
@user-bg6fs7gf7z
@user-bg6fs7gf7z 6 жыл бұрын
Про100 Анна Главное об этом русским не рассказывай!
@oksast
@oksast 6 жыл бұрын
Про100 Анна вы можете его не любить, но его ум, бесстрашие перед другими лидерами стран, его умение четко отвечать на любые вопросы по любой теме, его разносторонняя развитость просто не могут ни вызывать уважение. Я во многом с ним не согласна, многое бы поменяла и голосовать за него не буду, но я уважаю его человеческие и лидерские качества. У меня очень много знакомых и друзей, которые Путина обожают, так что не врите
@jonahborgel3364
@jonahborgel3364 6 жыл бұрын
I see some people writing in Russian and from what I could understand, they're complaining a lot about Putin. I fully understand this, because a political leader has sympathizers and opponents in his country. This is normal. I'm not Russian, I'm not even alive in Russia. I know Putin only of his verbal interventions and his political positions in international diplomacy. But I admire him because he does not bend to American interests, as several Western leaders do. But I would like a Russian (not an American or English or German, please) to explain this opposition to Putin, the reasons of his opponents, there must be explanations for this. What would be the alternative leader I appreciate it. Unfortunately I do not speak and I do not read well in Russian. I can work to translate.
@oksast
@oksast 6 жыл бұрын
ты идиот, если пишешь подобную чушь
@natalimariz
@natalimariz 8 ай бұрын
Очень нравится анекдот про клопов, филосовский
@lule363
@lule363 2 ай бұрын
尊重,喜欢普京总统❤❤❤
@SFSomega
@SFSomega 6 жыл бұрын
I am German and i have absolute respekt for that man he is a real boss :)
@gredos90
@gredos90 2 жыл бұрын
Oof..
@elenaguiomar9929
@elenaguiomar9929 2 жыл бұрын
Bruder also ich weiß ja nicht
@JimmyBoosterCrate
@JimmyBoosterCrate 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@jackd3512
@jackd3512 6 жыл бұрын
On Snowden: "He didn't give us any information..... The bandit!" I lol'd
@bchloej
@bchloej 2 жыл бұрын
I admire and respect a guy who'd not only in power, but straight-up and truthful in his answers.
@Chris-mf1rm
@Chris-mf1rm Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You crack me up.
@mikokiviniemi3184
@mikokiviniemi3184 3 ай бұрын
this didn't age well
@elexamariachristine4141
@elexamariachristine4141 2 жыл бұрын
🥰😍 could listen and watch him talk forever♡
@matteomarino1358
@matteomarino1358 2 жыл бұрын
You’re fucked. He’s killing thousands
@Aa_mdl
@Aa_mdl 2 жыл бұрын
Me too I'm just in love
@trevorroberts6233
@trevorroberts6233 6 жыл бұрын
As an American, I thought his joke about the American spy that wanted to give up was very funny. It's nice to see some jokes amid all the BS the world throws around. Plus if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.
@dominickstepper5302
@dominickstepper5302 5 жыл бұрын
ik im late but i didnt get it. explain?
@darinaangelova2882
@darinaangelova2882 5 жыл бұрын
Zetos Stormrider It's all about the bureaucracy. Think about it from that point of view and you'll get it.
@darinaangelova2882
@darinaangelova2882 5 жыл бұрын
True that, Donald Trump and his stunted brain could never dream of such a joke.
@ericmanget4280
@ericmanget4280 5 жыл бұрын
@@darinaangelova2882 Yeah it's next level brilliant :S. I kind of expected more wit from a dude that has seized the power of Russia for almost 20 years now.
@vknfriendly
@vknfriendly 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericmanget4280Really captured or am I as a citizen gave it to him?
@derickgabrillo1579
@derickgabrillo1579 6 жыл бұрын
I love Putin's voice. Small but powerful.
@ThatOneCEO
@ThatOneCEO 6 жыл бұрын
I am playing this video when it's raining and it stops, and sun comes out, and rainbows appear!
@m.jailam8861
@m.jailam8861 6 жыл бұрын
like an asian penis
@garybezner6774
@garybezner6774 6 жыл бұрын
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