The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

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[@DarthScott]

N O I C E

[@chiefobvious352]

Hi

[@sandrotabidze]

Cool

[@tomergngn]

D

[@Jablinnn]

:D

[@deerstalkerpictures]

Arson as a marketing tool, huh? *takes notes*

[@the_vik_king]

Please don't, please don't

[@TheJrbdog]

It worked for Nero.

[@JayTohab]

@@the_vik_king they literally did as their pilot episode

[@_Raguel]

Now we know what the next episode is about.

[@thegamemaster9872]

Noted

[@Profeshinal]

The fact that they explained sleep as "it's refreshing to not be awake for extended periods of time" made this video way better

[@keelahrose]

I just wanted to get you to 10 likes.

[@unstableturtleduck]

Can't wait to ask some strangers to sleep in my bed and pay me for it Wait a minute....

[@eeveearoace]

"And some people are going to do some weird stuff in these rooms."

[@greatspacegoat147]

"Today is your lucky day" "It absolutely is not"

[@mrman6845]

To quote The Office: “RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEEE”

[@scifibri2376]

I thought it was always burning since the world was turning?

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

@@scifibri2376 ah yes my favourite scp cover song "i love to conspire"

[@evanjoyce5427]

Ayyyyyyyy nice reference

[@meduimrareberries5888]

Theory: The guy who’s house burned down was the guy who’s house was on fire in the “First guy to write fiction” video.

[@alvallac2171]

*whose (possessive) who's = contraction of "who is/has"

[@ConnorDuncan05]

@@alvallac2171 no one cares

[@Lollaksyotuube]

I care.

[@dylankrejci9965]

@@alvallac2171 the first person to be a grammar nazi

[@Thunderbender18830]

I mean they do look the same.

[@craigdawson7564]

Thank you Ryan for makinge tolerate KZbin ads!

[@MyHandleIsBetterThanYours]

3:30 where do i find that channel?!?

[@explodingdustrags2952]

It is pretty refreshing to not be awake for several hours in a building made of home when you are not near your place of home I have decided

[@Mushroom38294]

2:20 _Whomst hath summonned the almighty FunGi?_

[@theCantinafan]

Underated comment

[@AverageOtamatoneEnjoyer]

​@@theCantinafan agreed

[@amritahluwalia7024]

We aren’t gonna talk abt how his toilet ‘melted’ and he has been holding it in this whole time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@carstscheltinga279]

1:06 it is my time now. Goodbye

[@chiraffle]

The first guy trying to milk a cow

[@manishd.6101]

I actually got excited when j heard rayan said - he has a reaction channel. I thought that would be wacky tight. So may be do first guy to ever react !

[@stevieg2536]

How have I missed this. I thought I'd seen every RG vid

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

_"A telecommunications company for promiscuous people"_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daethalion1725]

I love how arbitrary the bit about no toothpaste is. I mean, why did they decide that of all things, TOOTHPASTE is a step too far?

[@darknewt9959]

Genius.

[@cheetahgaming9689]

“I’ve got a building full of rooms” I’ve heard those are only made for punishments in the Ryan George universe

[@k0ku365]

No, this is a different room

[@mylesm.5147]

"were gonna put you in a room and you cant leave"

[@pilkers2]

“But this is a room that you can leave”

[@cyx7784]

Ok

[@gagaplex]

@@pilkers2 "You pay money to stay in this kind of room, I decided. But if you don't pay, you have to leave the room. If you don't, I'll call some guys to put you in a different room that you can't leave."

[@NickNimmin]

Hands down the best channel on KZbin!

[@grubbs517]

I was painting a ceiling. Mind if I put my hands up again?

[@CookiedoughProductions]

Yes

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

@@grubbs517 no you can never put them back up.

[@pig_master101]

SO THATS THE SECRET

[@grubbs517]

@@InsertCreativeusername_ Hah! The immutable laws of Simon Says has freed me.

[@joshuaschnee8885]

I didn’t know that the word “bed” existed in the ryanverse yet. Last I heard it was “big squishy rectangle”

[@manesmurks]

He hasn’t released the inbetweenquel yet

[@juniorbunior142]

Coming soon How house things got their names

[@marvolofarhel1578]

Don't worry, the George Cut will clear that up

[@kardiaclark8111]

😂 giggles

[@i_should_be_coding]

There's also "pool" instead of "rectangle full of drinking stuff", so that's neat.

[@raydunakin]

"Come down to my place of business and take a crap and pass out!" Great advertising slogan! I want to see that on a billboard.

[@reedhouser4004]

I was thinking the same thing. That’s marketing I can connect with

[@SquareLizard924.0]

same

[@lMagicalMerlin]

"Come down to my place of business and take your business in this sweet room I got for ya there."

[@nomsterdude]

@@reedhouser4004 I can connect with it on a spiritual level...

[@nopep5606]

mhm

[@vhem6007]

I like how he is only mildly annoyed that hotel man burned his house down

[@TheGuardDuck]

It IS Canada.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Lol I know a guy who's wife cheated on him and he wasn't even mildly annoyed

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Heyy bro I watch your channel. Nice to see you here

[@shramanadasdutta3006]

@@Winterfang spoiler alert maybe?

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@DyslexicMitochondria "Yeah, she does that... Glass houses, though, right?"

[@sydthesciencekid2105]

“WhY wOuLd I GiVe YoU tOoThPaStE?!” seriously tho, they give you *everything* else BUT toothpaste

[@LetBBB6345789]

Never been in a hotel that did not have toothpaste... and a brush, too

[@AutumnForest33]

Never been in a hotel where they gave you toothpaste 🤷‍♀️

[@MandleRoss]

I'm in Japan and every hotel has little toothbrushes and a tiny tube of toothpaste in plastic sleeves in the bathrooms.

[@GuybrushTThreepwood]

It's common around here (North Dakota), for hotels to have disposable toothbrush and mini toothpaste, but I have always had to ask, and they don't always have them.

[@arisucheddar3097]

The ones I go to have it, but you ask.

[@4evrEpic]

The first guy to ever be a judge: “I’m going to decide things now, I decided.”

[@chaoticglitched]

I have been laughing for twelve minutes. I read this in Ryan George's voice it sounds so much like dialogue from a video.

[@sarahimcameron]

underrated comment

[@az1202]

Genius

[@blooky102]

heh im the 666th like

[@thewinner4319]

I'M THE WINNER and I approve this joke 👍

[@bryanabbott6169]

"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool." "That's fair." See, politeness helps! 😁

[@jacobhoover1654]

Then he uses an explosion animation, so it didn't actually help

[@zachfriedman4263]

@@AxxLAfriku yeah you are pretty annoying so I know why I think that

[@IamnotfromUSA]

julie d'aubigny this girl did Arsen once

[@markdiaz4150]

Only when people are logical

[@DKDynamic1]

_take a crap... and pass out._ ~ The Hotel Guy ( 2021 )

[@AhmadTing]

Hey checkmark

[@beastlymace2214]

And sleep in my bed

[@motazfawzi2504]

This video isn't from 2021. It's a digitally colorized version of the time of the first hotel to ever exist.

[@Aurora_Animates]

Sums it up right

[@cynthiaduron5823]

@@motazfawzi2504 yup

[@mutant69]

"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool." "That's fair." *Blast* " Hello, I am the adstronaut."

[@A_Shfox]

There are no accidents

[@caversdelight]

@@A_Shfox - Master Oogway.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Well it was a little late for THAT kind of feedback EXPLOSION

[@FlyingZard11]

Knew I'd find this comment. I'm quite satisfied someone did that. Thank you. 👍

[@clintmeyer6856]

That is amazing

[@benthomason3307]

"My toilet melted"' is now my favorite sentence of the week.

[@chipotlemangamingofficial]

Why did I read this as he said it

[@dreamlogic681]

Mine is "Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."

[@Augmented22]

@@dreamlogic681 same

[@leandrosn962]

Understandable 🤣

[@V1sr.vsp7330]

@@dreamlogic681 yea

[@aztektheultimatewoman]

“That’s a terrible name it sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people.” Y’know I never thought of it that way.

[@Genosis]

I don't think ANYONE thought of it that way, haha I about lost it on that one

[@Will_Forge]

I have. Perhaps I too am Ryan George.

[@ImRealKasi]

I had to think about it for a second xd

[@tulleuchen]

I'm dying

[@Bassman-mp8lh]

Ryan never fails to come up with a hilarious new way of looking at common things. Lol

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

*Marvel:* most ambitious character universe in history *Ryan:* hold my clones

[@LloydZyanRUy]

Ryan's characters are game changing not game ending like marvels

[@ggb7302]

I got that reference

[@sonofliberty8872]

@@LloydZyanRUy nice

[@jonathanberry1111]

Wheezy waiter & Julie Nolke hold our clones...

[@jonathanberry1111]

@@LloydZyanRUy or end gaming...

[@jacoblangguth5125]

“Take a crap and pass out.” Talk about little things in life that we all enjoy.

[@grumpyoldman3458]

So much better than "pass out and take a crap"

[@sammysardar7967]

@@grumpyoldman3458 Wait, you're telling me that's not the order you normally go for ?!

[@MsGreenlamp]

@@sammysardar7967 normally yeah, but then you trained to do it the other way.

[@grumpyoldman3458]

@@sammysardar7967 I admit nothing.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

I prefer taking out and passing a crap.

[@kiwiirecords_]

and now i'm having an existential crisis over why hotels don't give toothpaste

[@haruhwa]

they do tho. every single one i went gave me toothpaste

[@akl2k7]

You just have to ask for it at the front desk. Same with tooth brushes. Don't know why they don't put them in rooms. Must be a cost-saving measure of some sort.

[@kiwiirecords_]

@@akl2k7 ohh okay that makes sense

[@haruhwa]

@@akl2k7 well, i think maybe it changes from one country to another. in my country they have small tubes of toothpaste and small brushes in the rooms. you don't really ask for them.

[@theegyptiangamedev7422]

Because it's not available in tiny servings

[@djmonaco39]

Ryan: Can I please have some toothpaste? Hotel Worker: No sorry, that’s not available Ryan: *furiously writing this script*

[@konradhomiak3700]

“Ferb, i know what we’re going to do today!”

[@joshuajoe1419]

@@konradhomiak3700 Hey where’s Perry?

[@user-qh5jk1mn5i]

@@joshuajoe1419 *meanwhile* Perry the platypus! Introducing my destroy thing that destroys hotels... -inator!

[@leoncoben6983]

This comment line is underrated. XD

[@zetera4685]

* Isabella walks in * Watcha Doin

[@lucawario2735]

I love how everyone in the ryanverse is so plainly logical

[@randomusername284]

I wish the real world was like that. Some people don't have common sense at all

[@twentytwoedits2442]

Because of how hot fire is xD

[@adrianlarranaga3388]

Not one dumb dumb . Also how hot fire is

[@lucawario2735]

@@adrianlarranaga3388 I mean fire does get pretty hot, you know, like, ouch...

[@thekingrat]

The ryanverse implies ryanos

[@TheArchangel911]

DANGER- Too Much Meta. 😂😂😂

[@facedeer]

One of the few channels where I enjoy the advertisements as much as the content itself.

[@mootymootmoot1679]

Watching the adstranaught is okay only ads I'll watch Barely even an inconvenience

[@TeeComedian]

The Mustache on top of a Mustache question got me!

[@willvgo2950]

You should say that in a reaction video.

[@Pingviinimursu]

We're lucky these levels of meta haven't been reached before now. Let's hope the warning did its job, any more meta and there might be no one left.

[@casper_270]

“Because of how hot fire is” -Ryan George

[@cyx7784]

Ok

[@JacobPlatinum]

*Liar!*

[@nadifa6778]

*hotel owner guy. Dont confuse ryan with other people

[@ethantinsley224]

Fire is pretty hot

[@jacobhoover1654]

How hot is it?

[@KL-ey9nb]

Ryan is the only KZbin where I’m willing to watch his ads.

[@bobbynickens310]

He is the only KZbin where I look forward to the ad.

[@Yoyoman-pe3ok]

@@bobbynickens310 so true

[@aivreescend7945]

Please don't ever fix the youtube(r). He's my favorite youtube too

[@alexjones50]

yeah they're pretty good, I do think the terrible writign advice channel does pretty good ads as well though.

[@mohamadyasser1711]

Linus tech tips makes me feel this way too😂

[@writingcooper7900]

His house probably wouldn’t have burned down if he wasn’t listening to a guy tell stories instead of putting it out.

[@nurse425]

LOL! The Ryan-Verse connection! Plot Twist: The Lie Story Guy is the hotels entertainment!

[@Ashwagur]

@@nurse425 ohh! I thought it would be guy that makes pop sounds! Since celebrity guy is there too!

[@tonyleblanc7302]

Yeah but eventually all those not real characters teamed up and did a backflip, snapped Thanos’ neck and saved the day! I mean, what did ya want to happen?

[@mariasabit647]

Back flip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

[@yerpek1189]

*he isnt telling sto* ries....he is telling lies

[@dhr1310]

Alternate title: A man burned my house and now wants me to sleep in his bed.

[@MKDumas1981]

"And that, dear grandchildren, is how your grandfather and I met."

[@brucebaker810]

Funny thing about titles. They gotta say the thing, but not say the whole thing. Or they'd be the thing, not the title. Also, punchlines. Punchlines are a thing.

[@beatdowncentral6986]

@@MKDumas1981 lol not biological children imagine *:defaultdancesintensively:*

[@brucebaker810]

@Maxx B. Yeah yeah yeah.

[@tsunamifoxy]

@@MKDumas1981 Oh, meeting your soulmate by commiting crimes is TIGHT!

[@marasito726]

First Guy To Ever Open A DayCare: Give me your kids and also give me money

[@i_should_be_coding]

Little Ryan chorus: "Blood!" Daycare Ryan: "I immediately regret this decision."

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"But why would I trust you with my kids?" "Because" "Fair enough"

[@CavegirlMelanieHobby]

Tired moms: where do I sign

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@CavegirlMelanieHobby On the birth certificate.

[@a.singgih7182]

Oh is this something like those kidnapping thing?

[@hunterkiller1440]

"Sleep in my bed." "Kinky."

[@anthonybowman3423]

"It's gonna be called a Hotel." "That's a terrible idea. It sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people." "Well..."

[@Ronin-lb5ij]

You have the most badass-looking Power Ranger/Super Sentai helmet as your profile pic. Very nice.

[@003_kusarigama5]

Thunder rangers profile pic is 🔥🔥🔥

[@iitjee-insider7431]

🤣🤣

[@AManOnline.]

I read that in Angel Dust's voice

[@codo8584]

How about: "The first guy to get a haircut" "hey what happened to your growy thingies?" "oh I don't need those anymore I decided"

[@artsybirdgirl]

Yes please

[@afish3976]

Too emo

[@jackysbin3860]

Yes that would be amazing

[@cyx7784]

Ok

[@StdDev99]

Yessssss

[@Quinntus79]

“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool.” But he was having a fire sale.

[@NoClient88]

i don’t know if anyone told you this yet but that was very funny

[@FlatOnHisFace]

... and a bunch of burn-outs showed up.

[@tgwnn]

oh snap

[@master0fthearts894]

“But sir, how else I am to tell you that I have some of the *hottest* items in the business?

[@Sarvonis]

@@master0fthearts894yes!

[@CQCGRID]

"I'm going to vandalize this hotel room because I'm a popular musician who's currently on tour, I decided." - Ba Ba Ba Guy probably

[@defactoboomer8275]

LMAO

[@cartergrandison786]

@Elalae La HOW DARE YOU, I'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW THE MOST ABOUT HIM, HE CAN BE CALLED WHATEVER HE WHAT'S AND THIS MONTH HE CHANGED IT BACK BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN ABOUT POPPING MOLLY (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[@errorcringyname4044]

Jesus, your comments are cancer

[@beetrootking139]

@@errorcringyname4044 I mean, that's kind of the point.

[@cartergrandison786]

Yeah that's what we were going for

[@Randomperson-dq3un]

“Why does this guy have a fake moustache on his moustache” What we all want to know

[@dragnarok4286]

I never even noticed omfg

[@HandledToaster2]

It's more fearsome

[@darrylhamlin7475]

He’s gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off his back about that.

[@helios24601]

@@HandledToaster2 ohhh fearsome mustaches are TIGHT!

[@sammyphemsky9345]

watch adstronaut react channel to find out

[@flythereddflagg]

“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool” - Ryan George: words to live by...

[@belalabusultan5911]

but ... I am the fire assassin, how will people know I'd burn their enemies for money ? :O

[@stephaniemiller6163]

I nearly died when he said that

[@EliteFiveJon]

Me looking at Batman in Dark Knight Rises with his flaming bat symbol.

[@Geekguru14]

I thought fire assassins where those people who are in the big long red cars and use high power water tubes.

[@Danka42]

That's fair.

[@pastasketti]

"it is very refreshing to not be awake for extended periods of time" me, watching this video at 1:40 am: 👁👄👁

[@armankiarmankii]

Currently 4:14 am as im typing this So... Must be refreshing indeed

[@pastasketti]

@EDN gaming according to urban dictionary "the face you make when you find out you got changed on the zoom call because you thought it had ended"

[@marvolofarhel1578]

Hey, it's only 12:46 right now, I've got time for a power nap in an hour or two

[@raydunakin]

Yay! The Adstronaut is back!

[@bl1zzard234]

What where did he go?

[@kislayparashar]

I have never seen someone so happy to see an ad

[@bl1zzard234]

@@kislayparashar Lmao

[@teabird7262]

He was in the last video....

[@aryahamzei4770]

Ugh was he ever gone?

[@zakl940]

A lot of Ryan George's humour just comes from re wording regular things and it's fucking brilliant

[@agastyagoel6185]

Fricking

[@zakl940]

@@agastyagoel6185 can I have some context? Is this an objection to my use of the word 'Fucking'?

[@kommentator1157]

@@zakl940 It's an improvement in the context you provided

[@slingyman23]

Language

[@blindleader42]

@@kommentator1157 I like "fecking". It has a long complicated history in the English language, having nothing to do with that other word, but sounds so deliciously close to that other word. It's now a common mild expletive in Ireland and the UK.

[@SpencerTwiddy]

“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool” is an adequate response to someone burning your house down in the RGU😂

[@omegamike466]

“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool!” “That’s fair.” *Outro plays for half a second then explodes into adspace*

[@anthonyhackett1101]

I came here for this comment.

[@edenhammond5225]

i read this right as it was happening in the video-

[@trevorpacelli8056]

I'm sure it would be very difficult to use arson as a marketing tool.

[@TheBonsaiZone]

Hoetel!

[@randomusername284]

A VERIFIED HUMAN BEING?!? Need to comment before everyone else does so I get that minimal feeling of superiority because I suck at everything else.

[@randomusername284]

@@krs_5 thx

[@roundcorners1928]

@@krs_5 what about mine :(

[@roundcorners1928]

@@krs_5 Dammit, I wanted alcohol :(

[@themagicfishgod]

@@roundcorners1928 🍹🍾🥂🍷🍻🍺🥃🍸 Here you go, now get lost ya crazy drunk 😂

[@randomuser5237]

Feel like a followup to this could be the "First Guy to Ever Open an Insurance Company". "You pay me some money every month and I'll pay you for the damage if some hotel owner decides to use arson as a marketing tool". "Oh, cool will I get the money if I burn down the house myself?" "No, you'll be put in a room for that."

[@ScottCleve33]

"But don't try and claim that money" "Why not?" "Because then we'll have to take stop doing business with you." "But I paid you money to replace all my stuff if something happens to it." "Yeah but we want to keep that money and if we think you're going to want that money back then what's the point of getting it from you to begin with?" "So you just want me to pay you money for nothing?" "Yeah. Pretty much." "So if nothing ever happens to my stuff you just keep my money." "Yeah" "So what happens to all that money I give you if nothing ever happens to my stuff?" "Oh. It makes us rich" "Well I don't think I want to pay money for that. I think maybe I'll just be really, really careful." "Well if you want to drive a car you have to. The law says you do or you can't drive your car and when you're paying for your house." "That sounds an awful lot like extortion" "I don't know what to tell you. That's the law."

[@TimHollingworth]

@@ScottCleve33 Yes exactly how the scam works. I do hope @RyanGeorge sees your Idea I would love to see him/them do it!

[@ScottCleve33]

@@TimHollingworth Ahh. Not my idea. I was just expanding on Random User's idea.

[@nitrous000]

"My house burned down" "Well it's your lucky day" "Its absolutely not"

[@frankvandorp9732]

"My house burned down " "Because of how hot fire is?" "Because of how hot fire is." There is no other place in the universe where you can find dialogue like this.

[@yourlocal_wreck524]

Most definitely.

[@squeezedlemonade9938]

Oblivion.

[@emeraldemperor2601]

"Don't use arson as a marketing tool"

[@avenus_624]

No, in the Star Wars prequels

[@iyziejane]

@@avenus_624 You're so nice. Not like fire, which is hot and irritating.

[@zyrusvito]

*First guy to make a sweater* -"Yeah, I got a frostbite" ~"Because of how cold snow is?" -"Because of how cold snow is"

[@TheGameChallenger]

good video idea/suggestion

[@alrenobenjamin6566]

😂😂

[@thelukuza]

i hope he uses this line in a vid he will make, istg its so funny

[@Bing35P]

I bet the sweater's TIGHT

[@rapid13]

“Wait, I didn’t tell you the fire started in the basement.” “Whoops!” “Whoopsie!”

[@BoeserClow999]

O, damned. You did this joke befor.

[@Zero-111]

Oh, reusing jokes is TIGHT

[@rapid13]

So, I literally had to scroll through the comments because I was almost certain that I only left this one, but Andi dude had me thinking that maybe somehow I doubled up without knowing. I didn't, but he sure made me look lol!

[@lydiaa5070]

"Why is he wearing a mustache on top of his mustache?" Ryan is becoming self aware

[@veeringwindswx4646]

“How did the hotel guy burn down the other guy’s house without his knowledge?” “Unclear.”

[@juniorbunior142]

He might have on of those basemeant doors that lead to the outside

[@tariaaron3648]

"Actually, not at all, Barely an inconvenience"

[@thegoose4650]

That works

[@zeemonrollin8340]

Because it was in the basement.

[@warrior99s16]

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@muhammadhashir6136]

“Hotel, That’s the terrible name, sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people.” 😂😂😂😂😂 Joke of the century

[@lordrork5884]

One of the best jokes I've heard in a long time!

[@The_Annihilater]

Yeah it was hilarious when I heard it😂

[@kittyunderwood8918]

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

[@daxriley8195]

And if you need even more telecommunications, you can stay in a Mo' Tel !

[@UNV-dk7xk]

@@daxriley8195 underrated comment right there

[@Charziken]

Honestly, he took the fact the hotel owner burned his house down much better than any of us would.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Don't worry he's probably going to steal the mattress, the TV and the little soaps from the hotel room..

[@1TW1-m5i]

I hope he gives the guy at least the first night free

[@Snuck-lc5ry]

Well if he had a Ryan for every time someone burned a house down as a marketing tool there would be a whole universe full of Ryan's

[@SSJfraz]

"It's gonna be called a hotel....." "That's a terrible name, sound's like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people." Underrated.

[@_02kaye]

Ho Tell 🤣🤣

[@ezrakainz]

I mean...

[@AngelWingsYT]

Ryan always spitting facts

[@helper_bot]

i get the telecommunication part but I just realized the what the other part meant, that's actually good writing lol

[@wingx25tv]

Came back just to find a comment about this.

[@Maceman486]

Does he have a "First guy to open a pet store?" "Do you want this furry thing?" "No thanks I have groceries at home." "No this isn't for food. I thought maybe people would like these as a friend."

[@c.coffee3035]

Sounds a lot like his "first guy to own a cat" video. That one was fun and the cat was super cute

[@Narusasu98]

Omg yes

[@Nightmare_TonyYT]

Why would you think that this just looks like a wolf! Ok what about thi- That's a small tiger. Uh- what about a fish in a glass box? Why would anyone want that in their house? Well you get to feed them, and make sure they don't die. Yeah but that sounds like a lot of responsibility. Well women like tigers don't they? ... Ok thanks. Wait you have to pay for that, I decided- and he's gone.

[@DarthJF]

"Sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people" Well, promiscuous people like to visit hotels so maybe it was intentional.

[@oldbushie]

"We also have a snack fridge in every room." "Oh wow, that's nice." "But if we find anything missing, we'll make you pay double what you would pay in the hotel lobby."

[@donnahagan5018]

This was my favorite comment on here.

[@adastd4709]

Is that the same guy as “The first to write fiction” When he said my house is on fire and he wanted some water but he never got any

[@BlandoGaming]

As far as I'm concerned it is.

[@starfirescreamere5317]

It absolutely is, I decided.

[@user-dx8nl9qm9d]

@@starfirescreamere5317 yeah yeah yeah

[@JoelGrant-yo8b]

​Oh wow wow wow wow ......... wow

[@doodle_bear291]

"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool" "That's fair."

[@raahimkamaal5363]

Waiting for the first guy to ever milk a cow

[@humanperson8418]

How about the first guy to ever get milked by a cow?

[@Suhaan600]

"hey look at this cool white water I found" "Woaah how'd you get that?" "I frickin squeezed a cow's breasts and it came out" "You did what"

[@navneetkaushik2482]

@@humanperson8418 When you use 100% brain power.

[@theawesomewerewolf5084]

“The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.” -Fact Sphere, Portal 2

[@lmSpeciaI]

First guy to pull a prank, for an April fools ep would be GOD TIER

[@jackysbin3860]

Yep

[@MichaelZaremba_26]

True

[@cyx7784]

Nah

[@WiloPolis03]

Perhaps

[@MichaelZaremba_26]

100th like

[@lizardgirl4055]

“Today’s your lucky day, my guy” “I’d say it’s not”

[@clasher3732]

yeah

[@eeveearoace]

Well, your house might have burned down because of how hot fire is, but now you can live in this much smaller place and pay me money for it.

[@lizardgirl4055]

@@eeveearoace Yo you’re right. This is definitely the better option

[@idonoy661]

@@lizardgirl4055 yeah cause you get those cute little soaps and stuff

[@lizardgirl4055]

@@idonoy661 No toothpaste tho. Sad

[@MarloSoBalJr]

I assume some guy one day just got tired of walking 15 miles with no horse and only a flask of whiskey and was like... *"Why doesn't someone let me stay at their place for the night?!"*

[@kaleandseeweed]

First person to create a movie: Person: “I hired people to lie to you for entertainment”

[@simos6jipros154]

Vision: "We will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe"

[@nicholaskinkaid]

Speaking of which..... First person to make a 'based on a true story' movie.

[@itsthevoiceman]

Kinda already made: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWGbn2d9eMeHn68

[@WallOBrix]

“Oh what was that? You sleepy” The way he said that is like something out of a horror movie

[@SidPil]

3:35 "Why does he have a mustache on top of his mustache" Oh no they are becoming smarter

[@Nanyabizz-_-]

Lol

[@jackthejaamman]

I wish there was a series on this channel of the addstronaut reacting to things, that would just be hilarious.

[@brucebaker810]

That's silly. Watch someone react to a thing? No one's gonna do that.

[@rickstaism]

@@brucebaker810 It is pretty stupid. I don't know how or why it ever took off.

[@JaredisAMPED]

I like how Ryan Georges characters are slowly becoming more self aware

[@seif7428]

“Why does he have a mustache on top of his mustache?”

[@jumplinjake]

i think they often have pretty good working relationships

[@madhavved2875]

It's evolution

[@fnafgachafan1644]

true

[@stevenbrule5285]

This is the only channel where I purposely choose to watch the advertisements. You're almost as effective at marketing products as arson!

[@TimHollingworth]

Great comment! This Ryan George brings out the best in people!

[@stevenbrule5285]

@@TimHollingworth Thank you! I'm always impressed by how frequently he puts out content, and how great and consistently hilarious his content is.

[@Isai314]

What about Daniel thrasher, I get to see a cool baloon

[@kevinsargent]

1:28 Had me rolling when he got to "why would I give you toothpaste?" This is quickly becoming my favorite channel.

[@Silverheart575]

“Okay, I’m gonna go have an existential crisis now. Bye” Story of my Life.

[@creativedesignation7880]

I used to have a lot of those. The trick is to embrace the void, makes you realize that every crisis you are having is entirely pointless aswell.

[@Ced190]

@@creativedesignation7880 this is so true

[@Silverheart575]

@@creativedesignation7880 thanks for making me have another existential crisis.

[@muhammadhashir6136]

“Like a fire in the basement.” “Wait I never told u the fire started in the basement.” The flip this guy is a novelist, what a plot twist.

[@thetoadoftheturf7516]

"It's gonna be called a hotel!" "That's a terrible name; it sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people"

[@upsidown3252]

"Fire is pretty hot, protect your home" -the first person to sell insurance

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Literally exactly what happened. Home insurance was invented by Nicolas Barebone after the Fire of London. Hilariously, his father's legal name was Praise-God Barebone. Nicolas' full name was Nicolas If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barebone.

[@upsidown3252]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human That is interesting

[@neilkurzman4907]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2OQond9mbasbpI

[@JoseYTPlayz]

Oooooo

[@PastorImhotep]

Inn-Sewer-Ants*

[@chait9422]

*And then the guy did a backflip, snapped the hotel-owners neck and saved the day from overpriced hotels*

[@eeveearoace]

Hotel? Trivago

[@caversdelight]

Hotel owner? Dead.

[@atmajshelar4107]

Lol

[@alexpollock6932]

Thanks Captain Obvious

[@brodylidbury7223]

This is my favorite part of my day

[@confusionxp3624]

Facts

[@christophersgrignoli1034]

Mine too

[@appleninja6430]

Cheese

[@soulechelon2643]

1:37 lmao he's so unnecessarily aggressive, like that was the dumbest question in the world

[@darkoakleaves3300]

“Why don’t you come to my place of business, take a crap and pass out?” Sounds to me like a great idea

[@Cookieboymonster1962]

He ripped it off from an early ad slogan for Holiday Inn

[@johnpatrick1647]

@@Cookieboymonster1962 It actually sounds like the McDonald's bathroom.

[@freighttrain7143]

for ANY place of business, in general, yeah.

[@mindstouchworlds808]

"Take a crap and pass out!" That's actually a really good slogan.

[@gryzler1]

Certainly better than the other way round. 🤔

[@ainekaye4629]

@@gryzler1 l m a o

[@julianodavincci3706]

“Because of how hot fire is?” “Because of how hot fire is.”

[@cyx7784]

Ok

[@zaiite7051]

we saw the vid

[@KhanGarth]

“You’ve reached Ho-Tel. How are you doing today, big boy?”

[@paulcourtemanche3549]

“That sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people” Ryan George

[@futuretrunks3158]

"Well"

[@ralphwiggum3134]

You can probably imagine what how I internally pronounce Hospice (the thrift store). Been doing this for years.

[@AZDfox]

@@ralphwiggum3134 the less reputable Spice Girl

[@danielrocketstone1950]

"Why does he have a mustache over his mustache" Because its a more commanding mustache!

[@digitalunity]

"PLEASE DONT USE ARSON AS A MARKETING TOOL!" "That's fair."

[@MattRosvideos]

Hey Ryan, How does it feel to be the first guy to be the first guy?

[@justaguy2985]

Probably speaking with Monke-Ryan

[@Llamanescent]

"Today's your lucky day, my guy" "It's absolutely not."

[@Imbored867]

"You're gonna have a toilet too" "Oh that's good because mine melted" "Understandable"

[@matthieuerger4043]

The first guy to ever realize that everyone has the same face.

[@Alto2]

The meta is evolving

[@sebastianbrown2270]

Sorta happened in that one where they named fruits

[@matthieuerger4043]

@@sebastianbrown2270 ye but not really. I want that fake lore where the government is keeping it a secret because when everyone finds out it would break the 4th wall and the Ryan-Reality would collapse.

[@sebastianbrown2270]

@@matthieuerger4043 yeah that’d be cool tbf

[@HeadCannon19]

There are many times where the people casually refer to the fact that they have the same face, but they don't seem to think about it too hard or be bothered by it

[@shawnjones99]

You should do 'The first guy to speak a different language.'

[@sodiboo]

Canonically takes place before the vacation kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXPJe6qIZ6h8apY

[@jessehendrix6778]

The next one should be “The first guy to commit arson”

[@idonoy661]

no no this is a well known consept in the Ryanverse