The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

[@RyanGeorge]

Go to nordvpn.com/ryangeorge or use my coupon code [RyanGeorge] to get 73% off the 2-year plan plus 4 additional months free, only $3.18 per month!

[@nabeelvalliyath736]

Second

[@DaniFewell]

Okay

[@sanjeevv.9901]

Cool

[@tin-cul]

Ok Ryan

[@migueloharasupremacy]

w

[@ultraman_99]

"Where are your parents?" "Woodchipper" Bloodthirsty child is back.

[@chaihill1837]

Actually that’s his descendant.

[@RaheelJunaid]

Oh, that's what he meant. I thought his parents chipped wood :)

[@LordAkkusa]

Which video is he from?

[@dogeimations9255]

He just has a new form lol

[@ilyjay3301]

So many questions 🤣

[@heroino89]

When he mentioned the words "little child" and "terrifying" in close succession, my heart stopped in fear of the CGI Baby

[@NONfinis]

I must have Stockholm syndrome because I kinda miss the little guy…

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

"BLOOD."

[@teslaromans1023]

Me too, I was terrified then so relieved

[@jeffallen55]

I assume that kid is still in a room. He freaking ate an entire person like it was a rotisserie chicken or something. That's pretty crazy, right? When they found him, he was eating a leg. Like straight up chomping on a leg.

[@professorx3060]

Me too, I was petrified for a moment but then I remembered the baby Ryan is arrested for cannibalism

[@jojob1969]

“Maybe we should stick to the soft projectiles” This comes from the same guy who moments earlier wanted to use tasers. Lol

[@chesscomsupport8689]

Well... I think I'd rather get tased than hit in the head with a mug shot from a cannon

[@123duker]

Today's soft generation can't handle getting ashtrays fired at them at high speeds like back in the good Ole days.. 😂

[@Vintagesugarplum]

@@123duker Lmfao

[@jakepullman4914]

He just wants to protect the merchandise.

[@itchweeed47]

Well tasers aren't sharp, so....

[@AAAAAA-613]

The guy at the beginning has a point, the word "spicy" is WAY too subjective. Someone gives you food and says it's spicy and you have no idea what it'll be like.

[@dietotaku]

yeah i have this argument with my husband constantly, he keeps telling me food's not spicy and i eat it and it definitely tastes spicy to me but he just flat-out doesn't believe me.

[@andrewgolubiewski3463]

Expecting some capsaicin and ending up with nutmeg and cinnamon is certainly confusing.

[@Gemini-Lion]

Yeah. I am very sensitive to spicy foods. Some of my family members could probably eat an entire Jalapeño no problem. It’s at the point that I don’t even like Chipotle- the only things from chipotle that I don’t remember as spicy are the sour cream, the lettuce, and the drinks.

[@PrinceDuCiel7]

I now say what spicy is based on culture and geographical location. Indian Food/Korean/Thai spicy is Actual spicy. Only for those who like spice. White pl spicy is thinking anything with jalapenos is hot. Midwest spicy is ranch with black pepper in it. Than there is spicy mustard which is it's own type of spicy and either doesn't exist to my vast disappointment or is so powerful I can't taste anything else for a few seconds cuz I put too much on.

[@dimitrivavoulis2184]

I think many indian restaurants for example have a scale to give you some context.

[@DJDipstick]

When I heard "let's talk to an actual child" I actually out loud said "oh no" because I was expecting the baby ryan with the nightmare face to come out

[@rimothytimothy1398]

Why "Oh no"? I eagerly await the return of our Dark Master

[@DJDipstick]

@@rimothytimothy1398 There are two types of people

[@briant7265]

Did you miss, "wood chipper"?

[@jrgilby]

I said "Oh yes!" and was disappointed, then the wood chipper dropped.

[@DJDipstick]

@@briant7265 I meant more the face. Lol

[@joelyt1682]

From now on I'll say "wood chipper" whenever someone asks about my parents. Thanks Ryan "Ryan George" George. :)

[@Mason_M_L]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@BoredTruckn]

Yippee like the only person who even mentioned this moment. That wood chipper response cought me off guard and I just sorta stared at my screen lol.

[@LuckyGhoul]

Oh, wood chippers are tight!

[@Art-X-W]

So tell me about your parent what are they like?

[@long_dennis]

@@Art-X-Wwoodchipper

[@ianmullin6227]

“Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance” sounds like a metaphor for anything and everything

[@xanthos9641]

Oh crap

[@Marquis-Sade]

Maybe for us?

[@evientually]

My first instinct was to write it really big and put it on my fridge, yes. Fully agree.

[@axemeanything1599]

All of the time

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@axemeanything1599 All of the time, what?

[@ceilinh6004]

"What about tazers? They'd make noise." "Yeah, but not the good kind." I'm glad they went with mascots instead. Whew! Near miss.

[@asmosisyup2557]

I mean, it'd be entertaining for everyone else nearby.

[@MyNameWasAlreadTaken]

I wonder how the world would look like if cops had decided for the costume option instead.

[@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486]

I, I don't know, tazing people sounds really good, almost soothing,

[@SappeREffecT]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasers...

[@AndreyKrichevsky]

Remember the multiverse skit? Somewhere in another dimention identical sports fans are getting tazed right now.

[@blueface6069]

"When there's silence I'm left alone with my thoughts, and I don't LIKE them." Yeah okay Ryan.. same

[@ch4.hayabusa]

This might explain the popularity of social media, Ryan and not sleeping because we're on our phones all night.

[@odinangie1377]

First guy to ever pitch a movie. Make the most legendary crossover a reality.

[@hoaithunguyen4473]

Ryan already made that though

[@GLiTX2527]

The only thing that we would know about the movie is that the hero snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

[@rahulmenon9530]

This idea is somehow genius

[@antman674]

Think he already did it

[@odinangie1377]

@@hoaithunguyen4473 yeah but that was a pitch meeting for pitch meeting. This would be the first guy to make a pitch for any movie.

[@TheArchangel911]

I love that “Cheerleaders and Cheerleading” is just an afterthought. 😂😂😂

[@Visengrad]

Hi Jordan Peterson Lecture man

[@owentustin-fuchs6203]

JBP man watches Ryan George? cool.

[@stephensmith7098]

Well when you can punch a sweaty over weight guy dressed as an animal in the balls then yes, cheerleaders come second, unless you're some sort of pervert

[@aaronhanna7881]

I know I've seen you on a different comment section

[@brucebaker810]

Mascot Guy just wants to see pretty girls in animal costumes. Oh, he didn't mention animal costumes? He was gonna. He has 12 more suits just incidentally handy right here.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

Ok imagining a full stadium where nobody is moving or saying anything, but just staring forward, sound terrifying. Like that would be one of the most scary situations I could imagine!

[@markuhler2664]

And they're all wearing the same face

[@therealJamieJoy]

sounds like school assembly in the gym when the principal is talking!

[@therealJamieJoy]

@schiggy2319 haha thanks sometimes those were scary, too!

[@airqx2808]

It's called the Etihad stadium mate

[@starcrafter13terran]

You a cleveland fan?

[@mattexists133]

Ryan George: "look, I don't make the rules" Ryan George: "You literally do, this has never been done before" every character in every Ryan George video "he has a point and I don't like it"

[@mattexists133]

@@Odin2244 AYOOOOO thats so cool congrats dude!

[@KingNedya]

@@mattexists133 You do realize that's a bot, right? Ryan George didn't actually comment on their video.

[@mattexists133]

@@KingNedya the thought crossed my mind but they seemed sweet and excited enough that I didn't think it would be worth dismissing it entirely when it only took like a minute to type that

[@Real_MisterSir]

I don't make the rules, I have decided!

[@KingNedya]

@@mattexists133 A minute? That seems like an awfully long time for just that one short sentence. But anyway, you can tell it's a bot because that exact same comment can be found all over KZbin. You can also tell it's a bot because they tend to do that weird thing with the weird font and font size, as well as using typically unrelated emojis.

[@rachelppython]

"I would like if the noise didn't stop" Me: ugh that sounds awful "When there's silence, I'm left alone with my thoughts, and I don't like them. " Me: Actually, fair point.

[@paulbinjumjilen2429]

I don't feel liking So I comment.

[@zwenkwiel816]

Think I might need a mascot too. Or would having one in my room 24/7 be weird?

[@obrecht72]

When there's silence... 🎶 Hello darkness my old friend 🎶

[@kathrinehmunk]

... I feel called out 😅

[@adamself2463]

I felt that was a very meta comment. All Ryan's videos are him verbalizing thoughts to himself.

[@isaiahpero7837]

-"Why would dancing be okay, but not talking?" -"Look, I don't make the rules." -You literally do. This has never been done before." I love this guy. Lol 😂🤣

[@Ky-kx2hd]

Every time he brings up a child I get nervous, and every time it's not his son I breathe a sigh of relief

[@Damocles16]

Blood ?

[@HandledToaster2]

BLOOD

[@Damocles16]

@@HandledToaster2 that's my little boy !

[@eljefeamericano4308]

BLOOD!

[@remmytheclown3125]

Maybe that's what he was planning on you feeling

[@razamirza5841]

I’m surprised the mascot guy makes the rules. The other guy has a WAAY fiercer moustache

[@idonoy661]

he needs you to get all the way off his back

[@dietotaku]

and he knows it's pronounced sports, not spurts

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

It is pretty fierce...

[@justinblakeney3466]

@@Odin2244 He probably wouldn't even read your obituary, stop lying.

[@carterhall5516]

@@justinblakeney3466 Holy crap you ripped that guy apart.

[@JamesMcCormickIV]

Thank God, that the little child wasn't Ryan's son. Was so expecting that. And was terrified.

[@BumBum_420]

What about: the first guy to open an amusement park “So I’m gonna put people in this moving machine and then they just start screaming” “What”

[@brucebaker810]

We're gonna need a bunch of very expensive machines to make them scream. But I want them to spend most of their time standing and waiting for the screaming machines. Hours. Benches? Why? I want them s t a n d i n g. Also, I figure $20 for a hot dog is about right.

[@heyiplaydrums6821]

@@brucebaker810 lol this is great

[@heyiplaydrums6821]

“And there’s gonna be ALL SORTS of rides at this place that is amusing. Some spiny ones that make you wanna throw up…” “Why would someone ride that?” “Some really tall and scary ones that make some people PASS OUT.” “What? Why would people want to pass out? That doesn’t sound like fun.” “Oh, believe me, all sorts of people will come to ride these crazy rides. But there’s not just rides.” “No?” “No! I’m gonna have little games for people to play all around the park for when they’re tired of riding rides.” “This sounds like a great idea! Why would they play these games though?” Well, I’m gonna have some prizes at the games that they can win, but they’re not gonna win.”*smile* “What? Why not?” “Well I’m just gonna make the games super difficult so nobody wins and everybody get super mad!” “Oh my gosh”

[@brucebaker810]

@@heyiplaydrums6821 "Knock over all the milk bottles? Well that looks super easy. Barely an inconvenience," -- "Actually..."

[@BumBum_420]

@@heyiplaydrums6821 that’s perfect

[@OneTopic]

I feel more than targeted by the spices comment… my partner can eat EVERY spice every, and if I have mild spice that has slightly more than mild spice I have heartburn for two days.

[@F0g1sC0ming]

I’m too white to eat that much spiciness, feels bad.

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@perhapsadog7130]

Same, but with my family

[@judeh8929]

This is the vibe

[@baconbro6867]

Omg OT! I never expected to hear the words of the lord from your mout- uhh, keyboard.

[@yancylake2019]

"I'm a cow now" "Why did you have that ready to go?" "No reason" 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicochevez2124]

Lollol

[@sidarthus8684]

"Where are your parents, little guy?" "Wood chipper"

[@sophistanonym1703]

"That sounds disturbing. Hey, can someone get this child a comforting bowl of soup?"

[@WaynePozzi]

Amazingly, cannibal child Ryan is no longer so disturbing.

[@siler7]

I, too, watched the video.

[@williamsrandomcrap1783]

sanity -100 my brain hurts thinking about this what does he mean

[@rachelle_banks]

I was completely caught off guard with that lol.

[@judeh8929]

Who else immediately feels better when they see Ryan has uploaded?

[@stevescollectibles3460]

Definitely me haha

[@kg_sammich]

I do as well

[@sashathedemiroomni4146]

Me

[@judeh8929]

@@stevescollectibles3460 Yeah me to☺️☺️☺️

[@dylankahn168]

Yes.

[@averagejoe9040]

You have somehow managed to make the perfect balance of formulaic plot and fresh ideas for your sketches. Each episode, I know exactly what to expect and yet am always pleasantly supprised by your jokes. Its fantastic, keep up the great work.

[@MyNameWasAlreadTaken]

"Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance." Sounds like a deep metaphor, that from now on I will use in any situation I decided.

[@n1nj4l1nk]

I think it's a commentary on a certain spreadable cheese.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Cow is female but 'they just want to see HIM dance' is an extra layer of depth. "Watch the cows waltz, but do not listen".

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@IndigoIndustrial Pretty sure cow is unisex, hefa is a female cow. Kinda like chicken to hens and roosters.

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

@@ShoulderMonster you know what they say, Nobody wants to hear the cow, they just want to se him dance.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

@@ShoulderMonster "Cow" is female but it can in general use refer to cattle.

[@perezo27]

"Where are your parents, little guy?" "Woodchipper" "...I don't know what he meant by that"

[@SynoPTL]

Yes he does

[@ova524]

What does it mean?

[@Owen.Fallon]

@@ova524 wood chipper.

[@SynoPTL]

@@Owen.Fallon Stop turning people into--

[@kaelibw34]

This needs way more likes than it has

[@DynastieArtistique]

Ryan you should do “first guy to use negative numbers”. You would have a field day with that one😂

[@Saiavinn]

Oh that would make for a beautiful sketch~

[@DarkS1ayer100]

Ryan 1: Hey, Hi there, Hello. Ryan 2: Uh, hi? Ryan 1: So you know math? Ryan 2: You mean the thing we're taught in school with the numbers to add and subtract? Ryan 1: Yeah, that's the one. Ryan 2: No that's A number. There's more than that. Ryan 1: I know that! But listen, that's not what I wanted to talk about. You know how there's more than ten? Ryan 2: Absolutely, we even made it all the way to hundreds, thousands, millions, billions, zillions, gazillions... trillions... Ryan 1: I'm pretty sure you just made some of those up, but listen, I was thinking about numbers that could less than that. Ryan 2: Well there's plenty of those! Literally gazillions of them. Ryan 1: Pretty sure gazillions aren't a thing. Anyway, I mean less than ten. Ryan 2: What, you mean like 9? or 8? 7? 6? 5? 4? 3? 2? 1? Or 0? Ryan 1: ..... Ryan 2: What? Ryan 1: What was that? Ryan 2; What was what? Ryan 1: The thing you just did. The counting down thing, like this was the start of a new year or something. Ryan 2: I'm sorry, I was thinking about a space movie. Ryan 1: Right.... Anyway, I was thinking about how there could be numbers less than 1. Ryan 2: There is! It's called zero, didn't they teach you that in school? Ryan 1: What? Yes, I know that. I meant numbers less than zero! Ryan 2: But there are no numbers less than zero. Ryan 1: But what if there was? Ryan 2: I don't see how there could be. Ryan 1: Well, that's why we would make them, I decided. Ryan 2: And what purpose would they serve? Ryan 1: To teach people about positive and negative numbers! Ryan 2: What do optimism and pessimism have to do with this? Ryan 1: They don't! I was just trying to think of other methods of math. I also have ideas about putting letters in there. Ryan 2: From the alphabet? But those aren't numbers! Ryan 1: But we're teaching people to use 'em for math anyway, I decided.

[@DynastieArtistique]

@@DarkS1ayer100 Dude this is insane you need to be hired by Disney as a writer

[@DarkS1ayer100]

@@DynastieArtistique After the week I’ve had, thank you for that! First time anyone’s ever said that to me. I do a lot of writing (occasionally freelance writing) so it’s nice that some of my random responses to videos like this get such supportive responses.

[@DynastieArtistique]

@@DarkS1ayer100 Of course man, keep pursuing whatever you're pursuing

[@bradodonnell2748]

“Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just wanna see him dance” Sounds like an incredibly deep meta analysis on today’s society

[@frog7717]

There’s some lyric like that in the song hey ya

[@halcyon_echo42]

Musicians, Athletes, models, honestly politicians are down to like single sentences that we either agree or disagree with

[@silksongoutyet]

Im14andthisisdeep

[@silksongoutyet]

@@Odin2244 amogus

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

HEY YA!!! HEY YA!!

[@countrybuiltlife]

“Oh he can talk. That’s not a real cow. “ I died. Lol

[@monkeboi58]

"And I also wanna punch him in the balls" and "Where are your parents?..WOODCHIPER" Are the absolute best lines

[@wingnightbackwards]

"they don't want the dancing cow to talk they just want him to dance" honestly if I saw a cow busting a move I would prefer him to dance than talk

[@favoritemustard3542]

What does the cow say?

[@wingnightbackwards]

@@favoritemustard3542 who cares

[@pablocastaner1933]

Then or than?

[@wingnightbackwards]

@@pablocastaner1933 what?

[@Andrethegiant2008]

@@wingnightbackwards There's a major difference between "I'd prefer him to dance than talk" and "I'd prefer him to dance, THEN talk".

[@Heisenberg_editz_]

"Where are your parents little guy?" "Woodchipper" That went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@christianhardtofind6349]

Oh, little kid serial killers are tight!

[@omegabeast2179]

.....where.......where exactly is the child tight? 😅😅 (Yes, I know the joke, but had to make it creepy)

[@AsiaDanceScene]

We need to have a special on that child. The first child to slaughter his parents...

[@shanepulliam4152]

As someone who has had to wear a mascot costume before, The covering of the mascot eyes when a kid does something funny is very accurate

[@hglee5930]

When the conversation went into asking a child’s opinion, I was bracing myself to see the abomination that Ryan’s son is... from the first guy to ever celebrate Christmas

[@jamthebear9657]

He got sent to prison for murder and eating people

[@nipunchawla]

Absolutely. disappointed

[@yahalomren]

The one with the one teeth and huge eyes? It made me nightmares

[@matthewmitchell3457]

I think he creeped himself out along with his fans and decided to discontinue that character.

[@westerncivic]

@@matthewmitchell3457 I love that character in small doses ):

[@wesleyoldham4222]

"Oh, he spoke. That's not a real cow." His perception level is over 9000! 🤣

[@elianderson4990]

how have you not left 2011

[@brainsteroids8043]

R/comedyhomicide

[@zimtak6418]

That was the funniest part for me.😂 I love when he does that, makes a joke about a joke he just did earlier.

[@zimtak6418]

@@elianderson4990 That "over 9,000" quote has been around since the 90s and in a way is timeless and only mildly died down around 2013. I don't know where you're getting 2011 from. I'll assume it's because you're young, but just old enough to think you know your internet trends history. And hey, there's nothing wrong with being stuck in the past. I'm still stuck in the early 90s. Trust me, it's better here.

[@yanmorin5431]

the child know that because they have decided that real cow make the "moo" sound in another sketch.

[@bospookle8012]

“So listen, now that I’m a big animal, this will solve everything” is my new favorite line😂😂😂

[@tach-uq5tw]

At the mention af a child I was anxious of the "Demon Ryan Child" making an appearance

[@65daysofretreat]

Same here

[@daemon2470]

dont bring it back.

[@Jackw7645]

“I’m not changing the subject, I’m offering a solution” That was when the laughing started and never stopped...........

[@AdonanS]

"I'm not changing the subject, I'm offering you a solution.

[@3ffinawesome459]

can't even quote the thing that made you "never stop laughing" smh it's a 5 minute video but you can't be bothered to be accurate

[@Jackw7645]

@@3ffinawesome459 You don’t have to be like that. I must have made a mistake typing or autocorrect or something, anyone who looks at that knows it doesn’t make sense... I’m not completely stupid you know

[@gamingpanda7516]

Wait what did he do that’s incorrect

[@Jackw7645]

@@gamingpanda7516 I’ve already corrected it. I miss typed the quote by a mistake.

[@greatleader4841]

Ryan: "No more breaks during the game, if theres a penalty they just keep going" Ryan 2: "Yeah but then the players might die from exhaustion" AFL: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

*First guy to play AFL* "So you've got a new sport for me?" "YES SIR I DO"

[@hunterkiller1440]

"We can also get women to dance in scantily dressed costumes." "That sounds hard." "Actually, Super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yes. We groom them in schools." "I think I need to call CPS." "No, the schools would definitely go along with it and the leader of the group would be the most popular girl in school."

[@a24396]

And this will actually be considered a sport too, I've decided.

[@markmac2206]

they'll even enjoy being thrown in the air!

[@catdogmousecheese]

My cousin actually got a sports scholarship for being a male cheerleader. It was something about they were required to have at least one male cheerleader to create diversity or something.

[@reanschwarzer1382]

Wow wow wow....Wow!

[@PhrontDoor]

Scantily clad women are TIGHT.

[@LtnCorrsk]

The word "Spicy" is as subjective as Ryan's way to represent a child. "What will it be today? A miniature Ryan, or a demon spawn from hell?"

[@kayjacoby290]

Why not both?

[@davedooney8473]

I've binge watched far too much Ryan George this week and now I'm starting to adopt his vocabulary and mannerisms, WHOOPSIE!

[@hansolo235]

That’s fine I’ve decided.

[@hunterkiller1440]

Thank you, Mascot person. Mascot playing around is the only thing I enjoy watching during sports games.

[@a_mistake7535]

Lol

[@thomasgatley624]

I like when there's a streaker and everyone laughs

[@gedhead]

@@thomasgatley624 Ok, now we must have "first guy ever to streak" from Ryan.

[@maximummatt73]

A deeply sad person

[@jakeestes8871]

ur everywhere

[@HandyHanderson]

*_"Where are your parents?"_* *_"Woodchipper"_* I see the Kings bloodthirsty son has procreated..

[@Rbills02]

That’s what happens when you let your kids watch Fargo

[@lieutenantdan1503]

> Why did you have that ready to go? > No reasons! > *You were just waiting for any excuse to put that on, weren't you?*

[@galvanprime]

"Although I imagine a couple of them would be into it." LMAO.

[@Visengrad]

why is no one else commenting about this xD

[@joanbennettnyc]

"Because no one wants to hear what the Dancing Cow has to say. They just want to see him dance." -- I work with Broadway performers and Ryan just summed up ALLLL entertainment into one Commandment.

[@LuckyPigeon1111]

I showed this, including the ad, to my dad who's a huge sports fan. He loved it.

[@King-ci8sk]

I dont know man, I don't make the rules" "You literally do, no one has ever done this before" Lol

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

Make “The First Guy to Ever Milk a Cow”. “Hey what’s up?” “Oh, I’m squeezing white liquid from a cow so I can drink it!”

[@gotsomham]

That would be when he makes stuff for adult swim

[@dietotaku]

feel like that's just gonna invite a lot of angry vegans into the comments yelling at everyone about how dairy is animal abuse.

[@yellowmaster52]

Have you tried it with a bull yet?

[@stevenreckling203]

It was probably something like, "I'm super hungry and that baby animal looks like it's drinking that white stuff, I wonder if it's edible"

[@katerinaliskova1595]

@@dietotaku well, dairy is abuse after all

[@PeakLinear]

3:10 Well, it worked for the 5 Missing Children.

[@H341HER_D_K3]

💀

[@cjcatcher2334]

Yoooooooo hi

[@theeshyguy]

The fuckin "woodchipper" absolutely destroyed me, that took an immediate turn I was not expecting.

[@Exsulator2]

Yeah what's that about again? I didn't get it Edit: quick google, woodchippers are those machines who turns solid wood into... very very tiny pieces of wood. Oh.. oh..

[@Sams-xi7xf]

@@Exsulator2 I still don't get it

[@KanaNyctous]

@@Sams-xi7xf Apparently, his parents are in that.

[@Sams-xi7xf]

@@KanaNyctous Oh Ok thanks

[@BillyBob-qu1fs]

@@KanaNyctous (O.o) I see what you did there

[@darkvader2024]

3:20 I love this entire kid part. Had me rolling. "Let's check this with a child" child appears from nowhere "Where are your parents little guy?" "Woodchipper"

[@sharkdentures3247]

I so love the lines, "Why did you just happen to have that costume available?" & "You were just looking for ANY excuse to put that on, weren't you?" Spot on delivery.

[@Psusanoo]

The first guy to be a therapist. "I don't like being alone with my thoughts. " "Well, maybe you could have somebody listen to you, while you talk about your thoughts."

[@NeoakiraIV]

Is he saying that to himself, another Ryan, or Ryan to another Ryan that’s really Ryan in his mind cause it can get very meta in the Ryanverse

[@Psusanoo]

@@NeoakiraIV Yep and all Ryan's have Ryan's in their ryan heads. Like Inside Out with Ryans.

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

@@Psusanoo I love that my name is Ryan. Never had a fun name until now :D

[@blacklisted351]

"Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance" -Joker, 2019

[@andyf313]

How did I just stumble across this now? ... As a retired animal that used to run around, you nailed it. ... ... I also wore a cup from 2006-2019, for the exactly that reason. Well done 👍.

[@derekbenham4374]

"We can't remove all breaks and timeouts because that's when commercials play, and well money..." "Oh I do like money"

[@starastro4591]

Oohhh money is tight!

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

@@starastro4591 sure it is!

[@nikolajbjersing4179]

Yea, yea, yeah

[@JoeZay10]

"When there's silence, I'm left alone with my thoughts and I don't like that."

[@casual7696]

Might as well dance around and go insane

[@pretends2know]

Considering he lead with tasers as a solution, that statement checks out.

[@shazam2044]

“I could dress as an animal” Are we sure that Ryan isn’t secretly James from TheOdd1sOut?

[@Andrew-lm7zj]

“I’m a cow now” “Why did you have that ready to go?” “No reason”

[@user-xe2er4yw8i]

This entire skit was created solely for Ryan to justify buying a cow onesie

[@EatinPaste]

*Ryan with a fancy moustache:* "They all just sit there in silence" *Me having flash backs to chants and songs like* *_"The referee's a wanker!"_* *even during the non foot ball parts.* Uh-huh. Yeah.

[@taylorjade6918]

Yeah! I guess he doesn't watch sports much 😂

[@AverateFN]

People during England Vs Italy:

[@unterdessen8822]

Most popular chants where I come from: ''Referee, we've licked your wife and she was tasty!'' ''Referee, we know where your car is parked!''

[@JSmellerM]

I think that's more like an american sports thing where ppl need to be entertained during timeouts as there are no timeouts in our football.

[@ronjones-6977]

@@JSmellerM Just the multitude of stoppages for someone that is hurt. Oh, never mind. He doesn't seem to be hurt at all. Carry on.

[@Vegas89156]

That “No reason” @1:30 is fucking GOLD!!! The innocence this man gets in his voice sometimes is perfect🤣🤣🤣

[@christianthefool8250]

"Mascots were invented when the first furry met the first coach." -Mark Twain.

[@stefanwalicord2512]

Underrated

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

oh, so they were like, the babies of those two?

[@stevenstygles255]

Thought it was Abraham Lincoln who said that

[@SnobbyBird_]

@@stevenstygles255 I thought Sun Tzu said it

[@brandoncoates1427]

When Ryan mentioned dressing up as an animal I was sure Other-Ryan was gonna say something along the lines that referred to him as a furry

[@supremesantos]

“Are you not entertained!?” “Not really, no”

[@DatBlueVQ]

I've just imagined a stadium full of Ryan's acting the way these 2 described, lifeless and creepily quiet.... It's frightening

[@tc2241]

Ryan: “Hey child” Me: 😨 Normal Ryan kid: “Yeah…” Me: 😮‍💨

[@kayjacoby290]

"Wood chipper" kid is normal to you?

[@hansolo235]

By comparison mostly.

[@siddhartheaswar959]

@@kayjacoby290 "woodchipper" kid is tight

[@crimebelt]

@@kayjacoby290 what does that mean? Wood chipper?

[@lunariousmoon]

Thank god it's not the demon kid

[@IOwnASpoon]

“Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance” truly metaphorical

[@clov3whuz]

“I think people would enjoy getting shot at”-Ryan George, 2021 (update: omg I did not expect this many likes)

[@Marie-do1df]

Basically America xD

[@katgenn-winkler1754]

😂😂😂

[@saradapagediocletian9707]

Every parent ever: I don't make the rules. Ryan: You literally do though!

[@프레디khjfreddy]

“They all sit there in silence staring” Ah like every kid in theaters right

[@jakes2305]

"Why would I talk??" "Why WOULDN'T you talk??" I lost my shit at this

[@Nueztoy]

As a former “Botarga” I can confirm the punch in the balls 100% true.

[@favoritemustard3542]

1🤜💥💥🤛2 No more 🏀🏈⚾️ 4 u!

[@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists]

Why is that a thing?

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

@@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists for the comedy

[@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists]

Kids humour is great

[@raoularmagnac2037]

That's why mascots usually have someone walk alongside them to "escort" them. They're actually their bodyguards!

[@caseyatethebat]

Been letting Ryan's videos play while I sleep. His voice relaxes me, and I find that hearing something funny as I go to bed/wake up improves my mood a lot. :)

[@_JD_Heart_]

Same

[@Mccar42]

just don't fall asleep watching the "May Day: Air Disaster" channel or you probably won't want to fly ever again LMAO. (interesting episodes tho)

[@furrygecko]

If it hasn’t already been done, I’m declaring Ryan George to be an official national treasure 😊

[@unkowncontentcreator]

The adstronaut is the best and most versatile mascot of all time.

[@generalrygy4532]

“What about tazers?” “I don’t think those would be the right sounds yet some people might be into it” my god comedic genius

[@Miller_Lite]

Thank you Ryan for not jamming ads in between the video and for that alone I let the video play the ads once it’s done.

[@sgringo]

"I think what would really get this crowd going is a deeeeeeply sweaty man in an oversized costume." 😭💀

[@elleracr3855]

Every time this mans puts a mustache over his mustache, i just die of laughter. Just from that

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

Highlights: “Where are your parents, little guy?” “Woodchipper” *stares in disturbed silence* “What am I supposed to do then? Yell out into the infinite void of space? What if it answers?”

[@ItsDangerX]

“I’ll be alone with my thoughts, and I don’t want that”

[@kewl7627]

Therapist- Furry Ryan doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you Furry Ryan -

[@AldrickExGladius]

Ryan "I dont know what he meant by that" Me **spits coffee everywhere laughing**

[@kingsleycy3450]

I thought the punchline would be another appearance of that terrifying Ryan child. But I am ok with him not appearing ever again.

[@i_just_got_here]

Prequelmemes made me say "Hello there!" Now Ryan George makes me say "Hi, there, hello!"

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Launching an Ashtray from a T-shirt canon sounds like a weapon from Fallout 4

[@theoriginalshew]

I was bracing myself for the Ryan toddler abomination and forgot that sometimes he just frames the camera from chest high to pretend he's a kid.

[@BrysonKilcrease]

"Where are your parents little guy, Wood chipper" The look on the face of the guy in the brown vest had me rolling

[@amai_zing]

0:55 “although I imagine a couple of them would be into it” 😂

[@mphoramathe1801]

"Wood chipper..." Yes random child, that is how we solve problems!😂😂😂

[@ientity8259]

This doesn’t apply to British sports, we just carry on shouting Edit: Lmao wasn’t expecting this many likes, cheers

[@Jebu911]

true and beating up people for liking a different team even tho it makes no sense.

[@VTuber_Clipp3r]

​@@Jebu911 then flip cars and start fires/fist fights :)

[@policewitness5181]

Usually alcohol fuelled.

[@AlexFlockhart]

@@policewitness5181 Yeah let's keep pretending there is no cocaine involved.

[@BalwantSinghDhaniya]

As soon as he mentioned the child, I was like here we go again, brace yourself for the abomination 😂😂😂

[@wierdoben14]

“Although I imagine a couple of them will be into it” *He is calling out Markiplier*

[@sonofthesea6226]

Heeeeeeey he said he's not a masochist 😂

[@abdulrahmanchalya7873]

1:09 you missed a great line that could have been "that leaves me alone with my thoughts and I don't like that because they tell me to tase people"

[@rerite-oy4xu]

but he prefers the taser

[@FFKonoko]

I'm kinda shocked how few people are talking about the woodchipper.

[@kardnails8729]

I honestly didn't get it.

[@clayflix9569]

It’s implying his parents are in a woodchipper either from him putting them in there or by some other means. It’s supposed to be ambiguously dark and out-of-nowhere. The fact that we have to guess what the hell he meant is the joke.

[@evannibbe9375]

Most of the comments now are talking about the wood chipper

[@FoxFaeez]

I was terrified when Ryan was about to include a child.

[@meganbohland791]

OMG. My heart needed Ryan in a cow costume! Soooo cute!!!

[@thebeestymanofcod]

Ryan: Where are your parents little guy “Wood chipper..” Ryan : 👁👄👁