Salt and Sanctuary (Zero Punctuation)

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[@Bluecho4]

So in summation, the Bad News is that Salt & Sanctuary is just 2D Dark Souls. This is also the Good News.

[@Nana-ye6wp]

Just so anyone reading this knows, gold does have a late game use. You have to get the 'leader' vendor, and hand in certain items to level up your faith to your chosen icon. If you do that, vendors at your icon sanctuaries will sell more advanced items, spells, weapons, upgrade materials, etc.

[@MathewHaswell]

E.G. If you rank up in my preferred Creed (read: not-Covenant) - the Iron Ones/Mountainsmiths - the gear vendors start selling "spare" Kureimoas (the basic greatsword) - for transmutation - and the strongest Hammer. I say "spare" because you only find one in the wild. This applies to nearly all weapon types.

[@insertchannelnamehere1448]

@@MathewHaswell The Three also sell extra Kureimoas at higher Devotion. Another use for gold is as fuel for the secret third type of magic: Gun.

[@punishedbung4902]

The exciting sequel to Pepper and Paradise.

[@mydah42]

well done lad

[@B1tPixel]

Which is prequel to Paprika and Synagogue

[@leonelc29]

+fenrirdies Pepper isn't the opposite of salt either, so that's not the point i guess.

[@pifilixxiv3192]

How about oregano and haven ?

[@slimey630]

Garlic powder and church

[@jackbutler6606]

3:43 Well this aged surprisingly well

[@ProleZeal]

Bruh

[@peterheck2429]

Holy shit

[@naeonixion]

O O F

[@willowism]

I had to do a double take at the upload date

[@michaeldunkel1582]

@@willowism Me too. "Is... is he alive?..."

[@ouroboros8327]

Yahtzee does your back hurt from carrying the Escapist?

[@martinn2650]

I bet it does

[@kornx10]

He's used to it.

[@Stedman75]

His back wont hurt since the escapist is so small now it can be folded and put in his trouser pocket

[@evacslived5028]

ouroboros r/topcommentgod

[@slimey630]

Shots fired!

[@CameronBaileyQuote]

"when you die, you lose all your salts...well that's counter intuitive because when I die I get pretty fucking salty" I lost it at this point...Lmao!

[@ayior]

I read this comment the moment that point in the video came on. Got confused cause it isn't a word by word quote

[@CameronBaileyQuote]

ayior sorry dude.

[@JohnHydeisawesome]

It's been a thousand years since Yathzee loved a video game!

[@zodayn]

+John Hyde Legends have spoken of it, but I never laid my eyes upon it.

[@marieassi9698]

underpoon

[@rodrigotoconas9243]

fat

[@marieassi9698]

Rodrigo Toconas cubb

[@treebush]

He liked undertale

[@caigashanterus1442]

3:39 oh boy, there's a metaphor that made this a wonderful time to rewatch this video

[@Ch35h1r3C47]

History is cyclic

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

​@@Ch35h1r3C47 no, it rhymes.

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

"Someone who wasn't very good at anatomy but considered it very important that there exist a picture of furry Jesus Christ trying to free his knob from a stillborn foetus." Wot.

[@NothingYouHaventReadBefore]

PonzooonTheGreat From the early 2000's, mind you.

[@antisocialanubis8641]

+PonzooonTheGreat The early 2000's and late 90's man... Fucking ridiculous edgery that went on quite a-lot.

[@r.t.1077]

PonzooonTheGreat I stopped the video and took a moment to process it

[@demonintellect9834]

@The Four Horsemen And somebody just revealed they have no idea about difference between American English and British English spelling.

[@demonintellect9834]

@The Four Horsemen You can't really try to grammar nazi somebody and then be wrong yourself.

[@Commentoidiota]

"And that's how easy it is to fall to the DARK SIDE", I really liked that line

[@0707andy]

"You are drowning in semen.Oops, you are a drowning seaman." Oh God, this had me laughing more than it should have.

[@오주환-b1n]

Nineshadow Same here really

[@annemuha3766]

have you ever watched a zero punctuation video without audio and wonder what the hell is going on.

[@MALICEM12]

I'll have to try that next time XD

[@DeVeloxVulpes]

Same here!

[@TheTrailerCREAT0R]

You mean like a def person?

[@larrythesoapdropper8023]

+Abel Villa (The Cynic) a high definition person are the best kind of people

[@15oClock]

My brother saw me watch this while I had my headphones on and remarked how weird Yahtzee is WITH audio.

[@JaclynFox]

1:48 "You can't put souls on your chips." You, sir, have never taken the soul of a LoL player. They're nothing BUT salt.

[@scottpilgrim258]

Not really a great sword when it's only half an inch.. ;)

[@SirPwnington]

Savage

[@alexg.1764]

Nice. Dick move, but still nice.

[@pootisspencer9586]

+Grell Sutcliff Dick move. I see what you did there.

[@wolfpax181]

+Grell Sutcliff Richard relocation! *slaps*

[@alexg.1764]

+My last display name was too long High five!

[@TheUntamedNetwork]

wuh, wow, a recommendation.

[@doctoreggnog6644]

+TheUntamedNetwork Goes well with your avatar.

[@TheUntamedNetwork]

ahahhahha

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

Sup /) : )

[@TheUntamedNetwork]

whynot-tomorrow? (\ Nothin much man, still chugging through school. Yourself? (also was that an intentional brohoof?)

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

Are you kidding?! Of flipping course it was >:D /) Same damn thing. It's the time of year when every class is ending and all the assignments pile up like nobody's business : \ I got a tumblr account and was just about to start posting that huge anthology for the first time ever. I'm doing it one at a time so it can gather attention. I'll probably do the same thing on deviantart. Here's to hoping it's the least bit relevant anymore haha. Also looking to start up a youtube channel with videos and stuff over the summer. Was hoping I could get in touch with you about that sort of thing : )

[@ChristianNeihart]

First off, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Tree of Men and The Witch of the Lake. Secondly, this game is good.

[@History507]

tree of men wasnt too bad for me but witch of the lake can go die in a hole

[@otakon17]

The Tree of Men is just badly designed, if it wasn't for the title pause you'd be okay.

[@ChristianNeihart]

Dude, one hit from the Tree of Men and you're sent falling to your death.

[@otakon17]

+Christian Neihart Which is why you stay on the platforms.... like I said the real issue is that title drop kills your momentum when entering the arena and unless you spam jump your character just sits there and falls to their doom.

[@History507]

otakon17 i've never had that problem, the only problem ive had was being launched onto one of the falling platforms and not getting enough time to jump up onto the next platform

[@WandaThePanda]

Sooo... I guess this is a... positive... ...review?

[@ShermTank7272]

Critique, more like. Yahtzee himself has said he’s more of a “critic” than a “reviewer”. But yeah, relatively positive nonetheless.

[@robdillenger4763]

MORE KNIVES YAHTZEE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH KNIVES

[@merrittanimation7721]

Rob Dillenger I'VE GOT KNIVES!

[@SporeFreak2010]

KILL THE WHORES!

[@antisocialanubis8641]

+Freeasabird God damnit Jack not now! Collect first, target whores later. THINK JACK THINK!

[@wesleythomas7125]

2:05 This is actually a plot point. To quote one of the "bible" verses in the skill tree, "The day may come when gold is like stones, but Salt is the most precious thing of all." The game is set during Ragnarök, where the gods are dying and all their works come to naught. Very few vendors charge gold because it's so devalued people are using salt, the substance the gods, in this mythology, made peoples very souls from.

[@dirtychicken2173]

Daggers in this game are so much fun. Square triangle combo for a boss kill is so cool when it goes slow motion with the kick flip

[@WaffleWiz]

". . . and your character goes flying gayly across the screen like a happy little tear gas canister at a protest against police brutality" God we still dealling with that simile being true

[@Wankomancer]

That joke aged way too well

[@elevenunderscore11]

@@Wankomancer its almost like its literally always been this way

[@narzig5930]

I love your pfp, marry me

[@Procrastinater]

Except the brutality is from the ones the gas is shot at this time around. Get fucked looters.

[@Benbeasted]

It's always interesting when someone thinks that the police only ever attacks the violent looters when a staggering amount of video evidence proves otherwise.

[@kinkshamer5067]

Sanctuary ? Hey i know that place

[@ArmaCustos]

+Preston garvey FUCK YOU AND YOUR SETTLEMENTS!

[@archangel2497]

I don't think I've heard of it, you mind marking it on my map?

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

+Preston garvey Yea, it's that one flying city in Borderlands2 right?! :D

[@Theuploader365]

I'm sure it's been one of this settlements that need our help

[@boristhebeast6345]

+Peter M nooooooòoooooooo.... please noooooo

[@literallyh3093]

I feel like the dark souls clone comparison is diserved here. Remember when people said Terraria was a clone of Minecraft. Sure you can chop tree and build houses in both games but ultimatly both games focus on two different things. Terraria on bosses and minecraft on resource managment. Salt is trying to be like dark souls but in 2D and it does it well. Good job salt.

[@wigibob3829]

Do an 'I HATE MARS BARS' episode, wait, wrong channel.

[@unluckyspade7897]

Stop

[@jjnet123]

Are you trying to get ihe to crossover with different cynical people XD

[@bergonath8851]

Two gloomy Brits in one video? I'm depressed enough, thank you.

[@AmazingJoe96]

+william mitchell never thought id see these 2 channels mix

[@T0rrente18]

fat Wait wrong channel sry

[@sailoritaly]

Jesus Christ, that tear gas analogy!

[@dylanspangler547]

"This is dark salt!" "Get Dark Soul Three!" "Dark soul?" Anyone else who played this, we all know why we're here

[@Midnight-Starfish]

3:43 Damn. That line hit me across the face like a fucking truck.

[@P-diddykong]

The score of the last area and boss were really fantastic

[@richarddakazo2878]

I've recently been messing around with the Playback speed feature. at x0.5 speed Yahtzee sounds drunk like he's slurring all his words and it's pretty funny.

[@mindmaster_osu]

+Richard Dakazo You are a genius.

[@matthayward7889]

Richard Dakazo also, the opening music sounds metal as fuck on 0.5 (best on 0.75 imo)

[@burnin8able]

Yeah, the bug with the final boss is both hilariously unfair, and incredibly easy to get shoved into. Happened to me on both my playthroughs.

[@tristinshewmake29]

"you are drowning in seamen" yaaay! "nope-" DAMN IT

[@PlasmaStickMan]

0:53 Wait did Yahtzee just take a potshot at fucking "Jack" of all things?

[@domenik8339]

Good . . . Good. Let the hate flow through you.

[@pifilixxiv3192]

What "jack" ?

[@wesleythomas7125]

@@pifilixxiv3192 Furry webcomic about actual, capital H Hell that's a lot like "The Twilight Zone."

[@rexamillion8446]

Yah Chibi Dark Souls is a perfect description.

[@lunerlilly]

wow I haven't heard him sound this giddy since portal. which is a compliment.

[@joshlegacy1101]

Wait, so was that a "I like it." or a "I hate it." 'cause I can never tell the difference with him.

[@Khaleb_0]

+Joshua H. that's the thing, he says what's on his head, if you get it, great. I you don't, he doesn't give a shit

[@paradoxacres1063]

Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop* it fills me with determination!

[@Yourwaifuisntreal]

HuniePop: an overlooked video game that's neglected by gamers who need to be filled with determination.

[@RamenPoweredShitFactory]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@brainflash1]

+Paradox Acres Knowing that fills me with salt.

[@DramaticDetective]

could you people stop posting this comment on every video?

[@Agressivemassacure]

Just gtfo already...

[@teddyriggs1305]

Salt and Sanctuary the only game where you get stronger by getting SALTY!!!

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

Actually, the first boss in Salt and Sanctuary is not impossible, it is very possible to kill - you just need to be good enough.

[@Groxseum]

Lmao, "Furry jesus trying to free his knob from a stillborn fetus." I love you Mr.Croshaw

[@erak4342]

+Jacob Thomson He would spell it a "nob" :p

[@RiverWyvrn]

+Jacob Thomson This has got to be a reference to Jack. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(webcomic)

[@Groxseum]

***** Christ, no fun aloud eh? I don't want to fuck him for christ sake.

[@Groxseum]

+Virtual Optim No, I'm not going to bend to someone as self opinionated as you.

[@TheBotMkIV]

when i got flung off the edge by a hangman in the red hall of cages and hit my head on about 5 platforms all the way down, flipping my character about 10 times before landing on my stomach with a dull thud. only to get up, hit the elevator lever and skip half of the hall due to luck, 10/10

[@indianawilson6973]

Do you think Yahtzee has gotten over his Dolphin fetish?

[@PalmerDudeGamingChannel]

+Thirios _ what episode did he say that?

[@indianawilson6973]

He never says it directly, however throughout his episodes there has been a subtle theme of visual jokes which suggest he has a fetish for dolphins.

[@PalmerDudeGamingChannel]

Thirios _ oh i never noticed because i have all of the perception of a bat that has just spent the night drinking

[@Yourwaifuisntreal]

Zero Punctuation reviews are one of the few things I look forward to on Wednesdays besides the pies, masturbation, and video games.

[@AsassinF]

+Keoni Beaton i'm currently on a 17 day masturbation hiatus due to that exact reason.

[@WeirdFaden]

I personally love the art in SAS

[@cybercat3113]

“You can only buy low level items with money” Me buying the late game boss armor, high tier upgrade materials and ammo/consumables: “uh…”

[@agidyne9676]

Chibi Dark Souls? Yup, sounds about right. And he likes it too? When was the last time he recommended a game?

[@maevelorelei1056]

since dark souls and bloodborne last that I saw

[@KeithFraser82]

Zero Punctuation band name of the week: Six Piglets In A Duffel Bag.

[@JensPlaner]

3:43 Damn! Talk about foresight

[@QuindianaJones]

I've seen that ad for The Last Guardian where the kid jumps the broken bridge so many times that it is forever embedded deep within my memory and even my bones for all eternity...

[@GamerGhazzawi]

Bloodborne isn't Dark Souls-esque, it IS Dark Souls just with different gameplay aspects and lore.

[@Pyromanemac]

+GamerGhazzawi I was surprised he said that. You would think he would know those things. I thought it was widely known that it was one of the souls games, in the souls series. It is the same development team even.

[@GamerGhazzawi]

+Pyromanemac it is widely known. Just because it has a different title people tend to believe that it's a different game altogether.

[@mensrightsedinburgh4764]

Same game, but with different gameplay and story. Do you know what the word "same" means?

[@Elemental-Phoenix]

+GamerGate Edin gameplay aspects do not equal gameplay. The health regen mechanic and the parry mechanic do not instantly make it a souls-esque game, because that's just 2 mechanics. They just make the game faster. It's like saying DS2 is souls-esque because it's got lances and the guardbreak mechanics.

[@1wordFyga]

+GamerGhazzawi You all are getting too anal on semantics. He made the distinction between Souls and Blood because Blood was a new IP by From Software and he's acknowledging that. He damn well obviously knows it's a Souls game under a different name, he reviewed it almost exactly 1 year ago and noted that in the first minute. "Same shit, different anus"

[@Raxoris]

Yep, honestly, having played the game myself, I agree on pretty much every single point. Good job Sir Croshaw.

[@rcgamer7780]

Well that was a surprisingly positive review.

[@lanetorty7529]

i literally just finished playing salty, and hilariously enough, I beat the final boss in the exact same way as Yahtz apparently, I picked me up, placed me in a wall and I preceded to hammer him into fine faster from the safe and warm embrace of concrete

[@MANNLIERMANNCO]

that must be a tiny greatsword ;)

[@theSato]

Ever since I Hate Everything got the "I hate Mars Bars" thing rolling I've thought you two should have a head-to-head debate about Mars Bars. do it or the internet dies

[@simoncanniffe9978]

but yahtzee, a hylaf-inch long greatsword isn't very impressive

[@romulusnuma116]

I'm sure you know from first hand experience.

[@English_Thespian]

*shots fired*

[@432neptune]

+Simon Canniffe (That One Guy) He beat a boss with it though, and probably quite a few enemies before then, so that's pretty impressive.

[@wurstbee]

+Simon Canniffe (That One Guy) it's all a question of perspective

[@doomdimention9787]

One note on the gold part of this review, as you rank up your sanctuary through a Leader blacksmiths and the like will sell more items that often cost more gold such as The Mountain Breaker which costs 200,000 gold.

[@IrvingIV]

2:05 REALLY late of me, but as for the use of gold: Gold is used to purchase locks of hair and other mainline upgrade materials in the top right of the thunder castle, as well as large crates of salt, the only way to ensure you have a stockpile of salt that won't vanish when you die. Gold is also used to purchase bullets, and bullets (with an adequate build) completely break game balance in your favor.

[@stevenglowacki8576]

I just started playing this recently (maybe I'm 1/3 through? 2/5? I dunno how much of the skill tree you're supposed to get through) and came back to watch this review having half-remembered it from all these years ago. One thing I can say that you might have missed is that Gold can purchase bags of salt from a vendor that you install in a sanctuary. It's ridiculously expensive of course, but it's a use for it, and seeing it made me wonder whether I should be accepting my gold supply being whittled down as I explore new areas or whether I should just buy bags of salt since the last major purchases I made I found a set or armor practically identical 2 minutes later. I think your comment on the use of gold is going to make me spend all my gold on bags of salt. (It's possible you didn't explore enough to find any merchant statues - I make sure I explore EVERYWHERE and there are quite often those statues in little side paths)

[@nuclear_wizard]

I don't know if I laughed harder at the juxtaposition of "drowning in semen" and "a drowning seaman," or the visual for drowning in semen XD

[@superduper853]

3:43 huh i guess there was a reason to suggest this video to me now

[@Mitchx42]

So it's Dark Souls meets Metrovania

[@birdfaller7379]

*metroidvania

[@pressomgbuttons4234]

+Mitchx42 Hit the nail on the head. It even has the ability unlocks like wall jumping and using more objects in the game world.

[@vdate]

+DiscoClam Perfected, no. Pioneered, yes. For better or worse we often name things after first adopters or those that came first rather than those that filed off the rough edges.

[@vdate]

+DiscoClam You have a point! As an aside, though, most of those, ('Sherlagatha Chrolmes' in particular) actually made me giggle as I read it, so I think there'd be a considerable silver lining there, were that the case.

[@IamSuperDuck]

Doomfenstein. I'm stealing that.

[@Effective_doplar]

Not even a mention of magic in S&S? I was fully expecting some form of "wave your twiddle stick around till suddenly you find the spell that let's you ejaculate fire, and proceed kill everything with your flaming seamen". Still fantastic review Yahtzee. I eagerly await the DkS3 review.

[@TheTolnoc]

The important thing about the money is that you can use it to A) Buy more salt at a kinda shite exchange rate and B) Use it to buy upgrade materials for when your sword gets bumped down a level for transmuting it

[@TheDamnBeast]

Fuck, that clipping thing with the final boss also happened to me. #ForeverUnclean

[@TonyTheTGR]

Still eager to see it hit Steam.

[@motivationalmadness10]

+Tony TheTGR It's on there now!

[@eetuheikkinen8749]

Gold can actually buy useful things, like weapon buff consumables, spammable throwables and spells If you can't find them on the world and some weapons like the axe of splendor

[@jbkerns]

It was missing a dedication to Douglas Uppity

[@aidanleffler4897]

you cant just make a stroke joke out of nowhere like that, i couldnt breathe for a solid minute

[@kgriffin1032]

Dark Souls truly is the best thing since tummy rubs

[@un1d]

This is the best zero punctuation video. Period.

[@villainus957]

Yahtzee having fun with a game again, there is hope for 2016! But seriously, very funny, very fun, mucho appreciate!

[@RMproductions1000]

I thought these were two different games judging by the title. Then got confused. Amazing.

[@JackT13]

The beauty of this series is that i can watch a video on a game i've never even heard of and come out of it with my opinion entirely made up without even needing to play it

[@zisker1997]

+Gabe Thornes I'm sure you're exaggerating for comedic purposes, but I feel the urge to be the guys that recommends watching several reviews from different people you trust in order to form a comprehensive opinion on something. Yay for consumer awaredness! :D

[@devinaschenbrenner2683]

@@zisker1997 honestly I have used these Videos to help decided what to spend my money on. And I don't mean what Yatzee thinks of it in conclusion. But what he talks about when discussing game play. Like Ion Fury. He was meh on it, but I love it. I still watched his review before buying it.

[@VanGtfogh]

I’ve been binging all of these videos and This one is my favorite

[@SuperKillJoy15]

mars bars are becoming more popular now

[@peromiestiloesunico]

that is

[@1wordFyga]

Oh hey, it's the Dishwasher Vampire Smile developers, no wonder the 2D style looked so familiar & no wonder Yahtzee liked it

[@Napoleon637]

This game makes me both salty and lose salt at the same time, my body is utterly confused

[@alexlangrock4225]

3:43 Legit thought this just came out.

[@Ventus_S]

So far I think this game gives me more fun than Nioh. This game really nails it, perfectly merging the fun plat-forming and Dark Souls element. The art-style is beautiful , the combat is beautiful, everything (except music) is just perfect! Haven't play a plat-forming this fun for ages. This game proves that graphic really doesn't matter if the game mechanic , art-style are solid!

[@MrBannystar]

2:08 - I remember when a regular size Mars bar was 25p. That was about 18 years ago. Look what's happened to the world since then.... A shame.

[@nlewis2386]

I haven't been the same since the stroke top kek

[@tobiasbanks3743]

I appreciate the very specific reference to one slightly obscure episode of Star Trek. It makes me feel smart.

[@Tursam]

Some people call games like Salt and Sanctuary 'Soulslike'. Implying that Dark Souls defined a genre of its own.

[@larsthomasbremnes6810]

Not necessarily a genre. It used a combination of tropes and characteristics that proved to be very popular, and as a result other games desperately try to cash in by copying that. Which is what I would call S&S: desperate nuthugging.

[@InfamousResult]

+Wellager It's weird that people give games so much shit for "taking" from Dark Souls, when Dark Souls itself is basically just Berserk: The Game.

[@larsthomasbremnes6810]

InfamousResult What an insanely idiotic comment.

[@InfamousResult]

Lars Thomas Bremnes buhhh no u

[@Tursam]

InfamousResult I kinda see where you're coming from, but I don't agree with you.

[@kurticuscobain6598]

Wow he managed to beat the final boss with a sword the size of a pin?!?!? Impressive.

[@kylestallings9684]

Salt and Sanctuary sounds like Tumblr. A sanctuary full of salty people?

[@PowerSenpai]

+Kyle Stallings Ha, Ha and Ha. www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction

[@BelieveInUrself93]

+Kyle Stallings Also could be said of League Of Legends

[@PalmerDudeGamingChannel]

+Kyle Stallings i was thinking cod but those lobbys are not sanctuary with all the fanatics, squeakers and racists

[@eetuheikkinen8749]

I love how he pronounces "flingning fuckery"

[@RyeToasty26]

Honestly I got more enjoyment out of this than I did dark souls :/ it felt somewhat simpler which is better for me . Plus it's by Ska Studios

[@MathewHaswell]

They made/a game/with zom-bies in it!

[@sirderpington7704]

what kind of pie? chicken pot pie? beef and ale pie? fisherman pie? kidney pie? pork pie?

[@activatehalo7763]

uhhhhh... The Time Machine cannot teleport!

[@Krwzprtt]

Actually money can be usefull to buy either temporary damage boosters for boss fights or ingredients for upgrade if you can't find any. Also NPCs also provide boosts to the aera you're in.

[@iosif4619]

Fock this only 5 days left until the real thing comes out.

[@starfishhugger6232]

4:26 lol Did Yahtzee burp in at the end of his line and not want to do a second take? I'm not complaining. I'm cheering in fact but I just want to know!

[@aFewBitsShort]

Soulslike.

[@jvvt117]

I got an ad for the new Doom...can't wait for him to review that game

[@deusex2005]

Oh shit... I GET IT!!!! ZERO PUNCTUATION, BECAUSE HE SPEAKS VERY FUCKING FAST! Yep... My brain is toast now

[@vavakxnonexus]

+Maurilio Bighetti (Deus Ex) My brain is toast too. We should put them into a toaster.

[@jamesphelan5523]

+Vavakx Nonexus That doesn't make much sense

[@vavakxnonexus]

James Phelan Toast doesn't make sense anyways. Why should I?

[@kangourouuu1]

The "oh no please don't I hate to manually pull my trousers down" made me laugh a bit more than it should've. I think.

[@FantasyJared]

Wait a minute... An AVGN Video, Nostalgia Critic video, AND a Zero Punctuation video.... ALL ON THE SAME DAY!? Somebody pinch me. This HAS to be a dream.

[@Kitkat-986]

i couldn't finish my drink until the review was over or else risk choking on and spitting it back up

[@georgesears934]

The game doesn't have a map? That's a shame, for as we all know it helps to have a map!

[@wb5872]

The meme is old.

[@mh1ultramarine]

+George Sears Why can't a map be made?

[@georgesears934]

William Briggs If the meme is still good enough for Jim Fucking Sterling Son then it's good enough for this lowlife mortal.

[@romulusnuma116]

+George Sears I couldn't tell that was a meme so that a shit meme I guess

[@ekscalybur]

+George Sears Who??

[@momsspaghetti9589]

The pike wheelchair killed me. Toooo fucking good