The Division (Zero Punctuation)

[@arkangelderunheilig6683]

The final boss was a helicopter. That sums up this game's creativity.

[@boogeyratt]

Is it just me or does the endless swirling vortex look like the Ubisoft logo? It can't just be coincidence.

[@ZinVFXnSuch]

I thought the same.

[@noizepusher7594]

I’ve always thought of it as a turd from a bird’s eye view.

[@KeithFraser82]

Zero Punctuation band name of the week: Ten Days Chained To A Sewing Machine In Beijing.

[@AlexMartinez-cu5bw]

Actually Ten Days Chained doesn't sound like a bad band name at all.

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Hong kong analytics , rich Java , the rice bags

[@albinnygren2367]

Ten Days Chained sounds like an angsty mid-noughties emo band!

[@mikelaw5606]

Sounds like a panic! at the disco song

[@cl0vvntiem]

Sounds like a good title for a reboot of the Chzo Mythos

[@kellstone3660]

"I was bored stiff AND I was bored shit-less" - Best way to describe this game in one sentence.

[@nemtudom5074]

You know a game is really shitty when yahtzee is highlighting its main problems instead of nit picking.

[@Ekohtwo]

"Resulting pandemic reduced NYC into a post apocalyptic gang-terrorised quarantine zone" damn, four years too early ubisoft

[@arobed4]

thats for sure

[@NidorinoAlliance]

They were also right about the secret police with zero accountability.

[@armandk.armand3608]

didn't actually reduce the average rent, though

[@DoratTheKiller]

@@NidorinoAlliance Almost there

[@rberg79]

I love the way you communicate. To me, your subjective / analogy-based fast-paced information delivery is brilliant.

[@Arbysroastbeefjuice]

Can someone tell me what this game has to do with Tom Clancy?

[@Lalle524]

Nothing.

[@Hedgpig]

+Pennman9000 He has a cameo in it, he's -one- all of the nameless corpses lining the streets

[@frealms]

+Pennman9000 It depicts a special forces group doing special forces things during a crisis? It just lacks the more realistic tone during combat, but the environment and story are dead on (pardon the pun) his alley.

[@ShadowMurloc483]

Besides his name? Nothing

[@Arbysroastbeefjuice]

+frealms So basically it's not actually based on anything he wrote and they just slapped his name in it for shits and giggles

[@WorasLT]

Some call this Game of the Year. Yeah I agree. Year 2001.

[@DrBachur]

*airhorns*

[@DumbasscusSteel]

This Deserves More Likes.

[@MariusUrucu]

+WorasLT It's not even good for that year. Back then, we had Devil May Cry, Serious Sam The First Encounter, GTA 3 and Conker's Bad Fur Day, just to name a few.

[@RoderickVI]

+Marius Urucu and Halo CE

[@RoderickVI]

you spelled 1886 wrong

[@DrIronbuddah]

God I was waiting for you to tear this game apart. Was not disappointed.

[@zombiesftw5211]

The plot of this game hits different in 2020....

[@2Scribble]

Complete with this part - 1:00

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

Except that the disease was mediocre and started a toilet paper famine.

[@SpockPlaysGuitar]

Rent hasn't gone down though

[@staysaltybaby]

... why?

[@sabbywins]

It's still shit though

[@doaeonsafesdreamofheavyammo]

He may have been the only person in existence to not compare the division to destiny.

[@BigBossIvan]

You know both had guns. Same game.

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+BigBossIvan lmao

[@51Dinger]

+BigBossIvan You also level up. Clearly the dame game XD

[@chriscalvat]

+quinton moore at the end of the day destiny may of been crap but at least it was a fun game to play, the division is about as fun is watching a man watch paint dry

[@ibogdan28]

But, but... you can close car doors. Isn't that game of the year material?

[@sleepwalker79]

If you live under a rock

[@guardingdark2860]

+David Sho You can't open them back up, though.

[@Malikron]

+David Sho "close care doors" you mean bump into a slightly ajar door and watch it shut 6 inches?

[@isalt5]

Pfft. Hardly.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Not even a Light Year close.

[@NotSoMelancholy]

It's a good thing tom clancy isn't alive to see what's become of his name.

[@CPSPD]

+0utta S1TE That must be a large grave. Tom Clancy's The Mausoleum

[@viljamtheninja]

+CPSPD The Wacky Corpse Acrobatics Circus Simulator

[@matthewc9868]

considering his name will forever be remembered as be associated with some of the most memorable games and one or two shitty ones, I'm sure he could care less. and besides, at least people know his name. people will forget about me and you in about 20 years tops after we die.

[@Guru_1092]

+matt cunningham God damnit. Thanks for that afterthought. Now I need to go and rethink my life decisions and what the fuck i'm going to do next Tuesday.

[@viljamtheninja]

matt cunningham Impossible! We will all be remembered forever for mildly amusing KZbin comments.

[@NinjaGidget]

"It's all gone jolly frightful" is now my favorite way of saying things have ended up in the toilet.

[@veidt6037]

I like the Division *hides inside the locker and cries*

[@therelaxedone]

+BigBoss "Shame"......* ding * * ding * * ding *.... "Shame"

[@AmmoBullets]

+BigBoss Hey man you live your life and don't let anyone else sway your opinion. I didn't like it, but at least someone does.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Genuine question, why?

[@cormack6349]

don't forget the elite LVL 34 shotguners that can one-shot you from a mile away or the LVL 34 MG asses that can land a head shot from a mile away in a blizzard while being blinded by a flashbang.

[@JoeMartinez18]

Like he said... the game is so shit and repetitive that he quite halfway through

[@Xegethra]

Yeah my friend Joe complained about this a lot, how in most situations there is just no way to counter or escape anyone. Even if he gets the drop on them and hits first.

[@bernardo4157]

Amaranthus616 Angry Joe is your friend? Or it's another Joe?

[@tabuu9]

Ocean Man or Other Joe?

[@CoiledMTG]

corpses as fires? is this how dark souls started?

[@satchboogie2058]

+Coilean It's pretty cold tbh

[@Bluecho4]

+Coilean Honestly, how is it that in all of New York, there isn't enough wood and garbage lying around that burning the corpses of children is the most viable way to stay warm? Smash a gaudy end table and through the bits onto the fire. Unscrew the doors from kitchen or bathroom cabinets. Raid the local library and burn the books on tax code. There are many ways this problem could be solved without turning to the mummified dead.

[@CoiledMTG]

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[@madmanadam1]

+Coilean Do u want to go there. Because son dark Souls started from the bland, tepid, unflavourless colourless, bland world of grey where life death light and dark did not exist. ONLY GREY.

[@yourdoom9898]

+bennymountain1 The Cleaners, a bunch of insane sanitation workers that got the bright idea in their head that their job was to burn away the sickness and anyone with it.

[@Faapu]

Sounds like the best math game ever

[@clemandax9242]

Are you hyped for Tom Clancy's The Multiplication, coming March 2017?

[@Ninjazeldamariogofan]

Well...I mean...it is "The Division".

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Can't wait till they make "The Multiplication"

[@garagavia]

+Ivanthefreak That was the joke.

[@HedronProduction]

+David Warburton the title is misspelled it supposed to be "/"

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

Years late and I feel like the division predicted the corona Virus

[@duncanaustin7102]

I'll take it this'll be a contender for "Blandest game of 2016"?

[@duncanaustin7102]

+Jam Dutz I was referring to this channels top five games of the year.

[@Ronnie300Fan]

Trust me, there will be another game this year that'll be just as bland. Well, maybe, because this was pretty bland.

[@thesoulofdark]

+Duncan Austin As bland as a ham sandwich

[@de_salle]

It moved to the big leagues (but you knew that already)

[@loveshankme]

"Complaining about the ethics of a Tom Clancy shooter is like complaining about a rhino being shit at kayaking." Oh Yahtzee, never change.

[@King0fSparta6]

And by the way yahtzee, the game doesn't change much by the final boss fight. All the final boss is is an attack helicopter, with a health bar so tantalizingly massive that it has to turn sideways just so it can go down a fucking city block. Add this to the fact that it is indeed a helicopter and is slightly harder to hit with your average, non-hitscan assault rifle, and the fact that you actually CAN go def in game from all the goddamn missile explosions that you would expect from a FUCKING ATTACK CHOPER- you know what i don't think i even need to tell you how much of an annoyance the damn thing is to fight, you have enough info to determine that one for yourself.

[@l0stndamned]

Being so disenfranchised that you're now bullet-proof sounds like a Section8 character's superpower.

[@juliopiotti8807]

This game was really boring. I'm with you on every point.

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

I have no doubt that there are thousands of gamers out there who would insist that they really enjoyed the game. I wonder if it ever occurs to any of them that maybe they're just a really dull motherfucker?

[@TARINunit9]

@@ArcaneAzmadi I heard almost nothing of Division 1 after it launched, only a little bitching about the Dark Zone: you were either a glitch exploiter 200 levels higher than everyone else, or on a level playing field the rewards of playing the Dark Zone weren't worth the risks so it just because a boring raid dungeon. It died off hard, so rather than try to support it Ubisoft just made Division 2

[@bardic_knight77]

"Have some f**king soup" "But that's chicken noodle. I'm a vegetarian..." "EAT IT!"

[@gerardda1]

I thought the game was fun at first, but when you reach your own peek of the fun, you can see the cliff at the end of the swift down hill descent from far off. For me the slope began once I realized that this game had the same formula as every Ubisoft open-world game since Assassin's Creed 2, and it wasn't going to change at all. And don't get me started on the end game (which I didn't reach but can divine for you): "I'm looting in the Dark Zone!" "Why?" "To get the best loot!" "What do you use the good loot for?" "To loot in the Dark Zone. . . huh."

[@oldUmanUshea]

+gerardda1 or you can die from some guy fully kitted into your foray and he can just run off the rouge.

[@wc-8336]

My exact (well paraphrased-ish) words when playing the beta: Me: So the military sends in a nameless mute into a quarantined Manhattan and just hope to God we don't kill anyone? Friend: yeah In retrospect that was the sign this game wasn't for me.

[@KittyHP1]

"As flimsy as a chocolate top from a badly made caramel slice" ? Methinks Yahtzee wrote this whilst finishing up his Easter goodies

[@EthanBalkfield]

+Kayleigh Hardwick It's plausible.

[@elizabethstevenson9707]

What kind of vision is Division?

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

Tunnel

[@J0NES250]

Activision.

[@coldytm3222]

Fun prohibition

[@Nidhog17]

+J0NES250 Don't you mean 'AcDivision?' I'll show myself out.

[@SoupyGuy193]

+J0NES250 HOHOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheUngiftedGamer]

Im glad I got it for free with my graphics card, I started playing it while my cousin was watching, didn't even make it through the tutorial before he asked if we could do something else lol

[@EarJuice]

I still have my 360 connected just to play Splinter Cell Blacklist every now and then. I hope they do another Splinter Cell

[@dong7474]

this video made me laugh more than the rest because i played it and understand the exact things hes talking about. great job lmao

[@TheLuckyDingo]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks it's strange that all the bad guys are just people with hoodies that sound like generic Batman thugs. Had to check the game's box to see if I was playing Tom Clancy's The Division and not George Zimmermann's Stand Your Ground.

[@edgajam]

-Tom Clancy's- The Division. See, nothing fucking changes!

[@nfzeta128]

+edgajam well this way it does tarnish the Tom Clancy's name less.

[@paradox5939]

War, war never changes.

[@samwallaceart288]

Extra-disenfranchised. My new favorite word.

[@Psychobob]

I was hyped for the game right up until I played the Beta and realized it was just another shit game.

[@tomascanevaro4292]

+robpsychobob you shouldn't be hyped for a Ubisoft games nowadays anyways. I'm not saying they were always bad, but now they are the most bland and uncreative company in the bussines

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

+robpsychobob I was hyped for this game ... never. I saw a piece at E3 and was like "well I guarantee it isn't going to be nearly as awesome as it looks", and sure enough appears to be so. One thing I have learned, if something looks awesome at E3, it's probably shit!

[@JohnDoe-ld7ud]

lol

[@GeeftGeschiedenis]

+robpsychobob Imagine the potential this game had ... until it was ruined by some bloke who envisioned this as an RPG where numbers should appear when you shoot bad guys and throw realism out of the window.

[@Psychobob]

+Tomas Canevaro I have to disagree. Ubisoft is one of my favorite studios. They just have a habit of being innovative then shitting all over it. Assassin's Creed is a good example.

[@holy-nick9153]

Been here for about 2 years and you're videos are still amazing. Keep it up

[@Asher312]

so real and so savage, subbed

[@damobeck1]

Welcome to Yahtzee's critiques.

[@Er404ChannelNotFound]

Can't wait for Dark Souls 3's global release so that I could see Yahtzee's review of it.

[@sirgaz8699]

+FirstName LastName Hum, quite a lot of streamers and reviewers got it early so it mightn't take long.

[@Er404ChannelNotFound]

sirgaz The embargo lifts on april 4th. So we might see his review next week on the escapist website. On another note, his review for Salt and Sanctuary is now out on the site.

[@SherrifOfNottingham]

+FirstName LastName embargo lifts on April 4th, but a lot of people have the game now and don't have to listen to the embargo, since they don't have a review copy.

[@Er404ChannelNotFound]

Charzey He himself says that his comedic style demands him to nitpick whatever unimportant things he can. He said time and time again that he loved the Souls series. Unfortunately he hasn't gone back to try Demon's Souls again because his PS3 is in storage or something and he couldn't be bothered to look for it (as he mentioned in one of his Dark Souls 2 let's drown out episodes). He praised the series on several occassions on his let's drown outs of various games, so I'd love to see what he thinks of Dark Souls 3.

[@Er404ChannelNotFound]

Sherrif​ I already know that, I mentioned it to sirgaz​​. Also, the Xbox One endlish version that is currently out os missing the Day-1 update which will come out April 12th, and that update includes a hell of a lot of differences. Because you see, this Xbone english version was used by Namco in events to showcase the game for the press, which is why that version has toned down difficulty. It also has numerous bugs from the 25 FPS to the unupgrading Catalysts that show no improvement to the value of Spell Buffs when upgraded. EDIT:Oh, and also, I doubt Yahtzee would miss the chance for 60 FPS for the sake of 30 on PS4 and 25 on Xbone. Personally, I'm buying it on PS4 because my PC barely runs DS2 SotFS at 30 FPS, so DS3 will most likely run like shit on it. But for Yahtzee, nothing is stopping him from getting it on PC on release date. Even better is that review copies of PC are also available for the press if I remember correctly.

[@nutyyyy]

I'd love to play a Charles Bronson FPS. Sure you'd move at the pace of a geriatric pensioner, but think of all the people you could indiscriminately gun down with a giant revolver :)

[@georgegillingham8973]

+Lewis Carlin There was actually a videogame adaptation of Death Wish 3 back in 1987. Although it was a side scrolling shooter, there were first person sections in it, too. They were just static sniping minigames, admittedly. It was still great fun murdering grannies, hookers and punks as Charles Bronson, though.

[@franzsanders9573]

Sounds like GOTY for all time to me!

[@nathanclark2424]

It would be awesome to have a game version of the final part of the 3rd movie. Its batshit insane, immoral, and disturbing. AND ITS PERFECT FOR A GAME.

[@RandomPerson-b1s]

@@nathanclark2424 We already have the subtitles ready: "The punks can't destroy the neighborhood if you destroy it first"

[@josephbrown9685]

I had to pause the video from laughing so much at the "Watch out for the elite enemies! They get more health from being extra disenfranchised." Brilliant!

[@Thentavius]

I feel like Yahtzee's ending comment is his best tortured metaphor come to life yet.

[@thelittlegiant273]

Watching this Black Friday 2020 and man those opening jokes hit different because of it

[@blaisems]

0:58 this is hitting different these days

[@augenis9431]

I don't know about you, but after Yahtzee brought it up, now I really want a shooter set during Stalin's Great Purge.

[@MiniG-wz5gu]

I think we've found the winner for Yahtzee's blandest game of the year awards.

[@SparkelingFacade]

+MiniG 2508 Give it time, it's only march. The rest of the year may still surprise you with even less interesting games.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

+MiniG 2508 *looks at Devil's Turd*

[@timebomb4562]

surprisingly not that was no mans sky this was a scrotum of ennui so mind numbingly boring that it ended on his worst list

[@franjaff6919]

I bought this game because my friend wanted me to. I'm never going to go out of my way to be a good friend again.

[@wanderingharlow6305]

+fran jaff Make your friend regret ever wanting you to get it.

[@franjaff6919]

Wandering Harlow Oh he will. He just doesn't know it yet.

[@vids2002]

+fran jaff I made the same mistake..

[@ashleystewart9428]

+fran jaff my friend wanted me to buy it also, i havnt and im not going too :P im like its a cover based shooter by ubisoft, im already bored and all ive done is read the game genre :/

[@franjaff6919]

***** I just bought it because I had more than enough money to spare and I told him I'd buy a game to play co-op with him.

[@beansontoast6622]

The last boss is, and everyone take a step back because this might come as a shock to you, a helicopter. That's right. How original.

[@RinDrop]

+Finbos BarmyArmy Well, it's better than huge guy nr 300

[@Lintlikr1]

dude I love the way you talk hahahaha

[@HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

4:45 Holy shit was he emphatic there.

[@TahadiNettv]

i would really appreciate if there will be subtitles in future videos as you are talking fast and english is not my first language, other than that zero punctuation is awesome series

[@etangbose4755]

4:47 sounds like he is describing the Ubisoft logo

[@massdefect1]

"It's all so pillow-smotheringly dull." I love the way he says that hahaha.

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

1:03 I don't know what Crispy Pancakes are, but after some quick searching on Google Images, I do concur that they look kind of like Hot Pockets, but tastier and less American.

[@incrediblyundeniable2326]

Personally I think hot pockets are garbage, except one, "bacon, egg, & cheese" mmmmm

[@Krebons1200]

I would like to congratulate Yahtzee for being one of the few people to be able to talk about the iffy morals in The Division without starting a flame war in the comments.

[@Krebons1200]

SiegeTF Doesn't count unless multiple people are involved. Sorry :P

[@SiegeTF]

Aw... :( Well there's a good one at Extra Credits.

[@Krebons1200]

SiegeTF Good is... subjective.

[@2Scribble]

1:00 - boy, this sounds even MORE fucked up in hindsight... ... ... I mean, it was fucked up BEFORE - fans of the game even poke fun at the absurdity of it - but now... yeesh...

[@TheLopsidedturtle]

I wonder if he knows that two years later the division two is being advertised on his channel

[@TheChunkyBadger]

Those chicken and sweetcorn crispy pancakes are delicious. The mince meat ones aren't too bad either.

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

+The Chunky Badger Why am I think OddWorld here

[@TheChunkyBadger]

+James IV I'm not sure what you mean.

[@chilliophillio1645]

glad you finally posted this again. I saw it before you had to take it down and thought it was a fair review.

[@Hostilenemy]

I guess the opinion on this game is...... Divided. I'm good at math. Specially at.... Divisions.

[@mahashdamdadsdasdasdadawas7874]

+Hostile OH

[@mr.domble6519]

+Hostile Tom Clancy's the Division 2: Long Division Tom Clancy's the Division 3: Multiplication

[@mahashdamdadsdasdasdadawas7874]

+Hostile The divison 4: Linear Algebra

[@mr.domble6519]

Azari Vacanio the Division 5: Reverse Simultaneous Equations

[@rinusluijk3514]

+Hostile Shut up before I DIVIDE your asscheecks with my foot.

[@KingOhmni]

'Those authoritarian types.' Anit so old anymore but sure still are as crotchety.

[@MeetThaNewDealer]

This game over-promised and under-delivered.

[@HumInTheDrum]

True dat, like most Ubisoft "games" lately.

[@phoenixfyre365]

Just like Destiny...

[@spacehitler4537]

+Teddy Peprah Destiny seems to have inproved with the release of the dlc.

[@cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543]

+lone wanderer it shouldnt have needed to fix it in a DLC

[@spacehitler4537]

Cailum grantham-tibbitt Yes but they were forced to cut the game up and sell it.

[@billydiesel8520]

This earned my subscription.

[@ThrottleKitty]

Ubisoft releasing a disappointing boring game?? *NAAWWW*

[@benetesilva]

thats just crazy talk

[@ThrottleKitty]

Benete Silva IKNOWRIGHT??

[@bossotrontronboss7355]

+Throttle Kitty YEA!?!?

[@ThrottleKitty]

***** Never actually played rayman, i've heard it's good though. Ubisoft does have some good games, but they have a habit of releasing really lack luster ones.

[@benetesilva]

***** yourlogicalfallacyis.com/black-or-white

[@Archangel96]

maybe we need this now

[@Veolynn13]

3:30 "eh, she's a 7. Maybe an 8 if she had a bigger rack." ~the comedian i stole this from

[@MarvinDigi]

"Destiny Killer"

[@aircooledgaming]

+P0k3rm4s7 Because Destiny probably died of boredom playing this.

[@NexusUnder]

Destiny killed its self when I drowned in its own piss.

[@SamuriLemonX18]

+The Unknown Savage

[@tripleeyeemoji]

+AirCooledGaming W

[@nfzeta128]

+The Unknown even so destiny was still better than this.

[@jakobytheconquerer]

"I sell glorious pandemonium"

[@Psyrens]

BatWayne mhm. that fucking ad has played on every video I've watched today I swear. like 9/10 times I get an ad, and it's only that ax

[@jacket2038]

I feel special because I still remember Wayne La Pier's speech about violent video games.

[@OnyxBurst]

the tap dance contest at the end isn't worth it

[@Igorcastrochucre]

When I first read the title _Tom Clancy's The Division_, I couldn't help but feel I heard this name (Tom Clancy) before. Turns out it's another of Ubisoft's dead horses, right in between the Rabbids and Assassin's Creed.

[@Fr0stbite1801]

+Igorcastrochucre Cut him some slack. The Hunt For Red October was pretty damn good.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Kenji1801 Yeah, but Tom Clancy's name has only been used for brand recognition recently, rather than being a game about Tom Clancy.

[@Fr0stbite1801]

Igorcastrochucre It's sad but true.

[@rosehess6239]

That swirling vortex of boredom looked a lot like the ubisoft logo.

[@ARaider510]

it pains me because this is so true. this game is absolutely boring. which makes me mad because the core of this game is great and it's fundamentally sound but it's just so meaningless! the most exciting thing that happened to me while playing this game was getting a cool hat

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

+F Raider What probably happened is the developers had a great idea and showed a proof of concept that was the core. The company liked it, and by that I mean all the people in suits, controlling the money, and knowing squat about good games, but then realized they were spending too much time and money so hurried it along, while the devs are pleading for more time to put cool stuff in

[@I_am_ENSanity]

Played the Beta and got so bored I swear I was glad when I had to quit and go to work.

[@wontorres]

"This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Salt and Sanctuary." Woah there

[@SkywardGamer1]

I quite like this game, but this review is hilarious.

[@Mewcrozma]

I came home from school to see Yatzee in my subbox. This is gonna be a good day.

[@duxnihilo]

*G O D D A M N I T E V E R Y V I D E O H A S N E W M E A N I N G*

[@inzane1]

I'm actually really glad I played the open beta/stress test weekend. It made me hesitant to buy it because it seemed like one of those games you get bored of after a couple hours. And it looks like I was right.

[@stevie_ily]

I'd like to get off the ride please, this isn't fun anymore.

[@fromach]

Personally, I enjoyed it. But then again I'm one of the people who enjoyed looting the ever living fuck out of the General Knoxx armory by using that floor glitch to get in and then fighting Crawmerax for the 80th time because why the fuck not.

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

The biggest argument I've heard in favor of "The Division" is as follows: "Well, I like all of the cosmetic stuff that I can use to make my character look cool" Oh, so you bought a $60 game because it's bloated with non-tent? Riiiiight. Cosmetics are all well and good, but not even worth a squirted piss when _that's all there is to the game._ Same reason why Destiny confuses me. Bunch of couch-potatoes get to play digital dress-up and are literally addicted to the idea. Can't really blame Ubi for trying to bank on the idea

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Its people trying to justify their $60 purchase instead of admitting they dun goofed

[@malhalan]

I like this game. It scratches an itch that Army of 2 left behind, and I love that.

[@MrIdiotification]

Ok so here is something fun to think about. The wrirters for this game were seperated between 2 building. One half thought they were making a game like Borderlands and wrote the dialogue to be light hearted and slightly funny. The other thought they were writing about a game based around riots with a mega serious tone. That's why the writing is good on both fronts but shit as a combination

[@CatTank]

very late comment: the darkzone is quite fun and intense sometimes, and i played the whole thing in co-op with someone else.

[@FoxSnootz]

Oh boy I've been waiting to see what Yahtzee has had to say about this game for a while now, had he waited any longer I might have gotten impacient! [Meanwhile Huniepop fans quiver in the corner]

[@gustavosanabio473]

*sees title of the video* -This is going do be a massacre...

[@DavidMyrmidon]

I HAD hoped that they would've added more context (plot-wise) to the game when they released it.. but being a voluntary, albeit secret-society policeman is all you have for plot. Than you can count me out.. Thank you for the heads up Yahtzee..

[@SendarSlayer]

+David Myrmdin There's a bit more story than that, and a bit more to come with the updates over the year, but it's kinda as he said. Loosely ties the missions together

[@DavidMyrmidon]

SendarSlayer I don't wanna be a cop though.. that seems rather stupid, considering The city is in a state of Anarchy. Especially what I've heard about you(r group) goin' around and looting from people who have just looted other people. ------ double standards much. If they just took it there, story-wise; your group, how ever small they are, are one of many groups that are trying to battle for the sanctity/outcome of the city. SKYRIM LAW!!!! I'd be cool with it. But seeing how the Group seems to be just a Highly advanced (albeit small) branch/vine of the last remnants of Government, trying to restore law and order? I'd say fuck that.. I ain't no cop! ^_^

[@SendarSlayer]

David Myrmdin Technically you act more as the vigilante then as a cop. You aren't just trying to stop the bad guys, you actively hunt down and kill their leaders, destroy their bases and loot their supplies. All to feed your people, which are/happen to be civilians. I would love the ability to go rogue and make my own little outlaw faction, but Tom Clancey game's mean you play the good guy.

[@DavidMyrmidon]

SendarSlayer Yeah, well.. there is that.. ^_^

[@simonjrobinson]

Can we have a t-shirt in the merch store with the imp holding the exclamation mark in the 'banned' sign (e.g. at 11 seconds)? That would be so cool.

[@justinramsdell5703]

+Simon R That would be awesome!

[@giantsquidy3491]

The Dark Zone is simply the same thing you've been doing the entire game, but the game punishes you for it. Once you get purples and yellows there's no reason to continue the game, being that brainlessly grinding *is* the endgame. In the end we were all just grinding in order to grind some more with no real change of pacing, story, or consequence. What actually is irking me most about this game is that it's another example of a huge hype up that never delivered, except this time around everyone has seemed to forgotten and forgiven Ubisoft for lying through their teeth about the content. Watch Dogs and Destiny got a ton of flak, yet everyone seems simply indifferent at the disappointment this game is.

[@DaGleese]

+Giant Squidy If most people are like me, then the indifference probably comes from having not bought the game because they learned their lesson with Watch Dogs.

[@nfzeta128]

+Giant Squidy Yep, people just seem to not care. However the bad side of this is that they will probably fall for the hype of the next game. I learned my lesson long ago though. Any game that is hyped this much by means of marketing, scripted runthroughs and graphics without them showing or explaining the meat of the game is almost guaranteed to be bad. The good games just come out with a piece of actual, pure, unedited gameplay and have a Horacio moment: Its time..... to get hyped, then they walk off the stage.

[@ScarletAssasin]

Just when i thought you were losing your touch you release this video...a masterpiece.

[@QuestionableObject]

Tom Clancy's dead? He is! He's been dead for almost three years! What is this shit?! Stop using a dead man's name you damnable triple A vultures!

[@dwarfdigger135]

You're fucking clueless

[@QuestionableObject]

dwarfdigger135 But I own a copy of Clue...

[@elshrubx5589]

A cover based shooter in an open world designed to be played with friends? Yahtzee kryptonite to the letter.

[@rockstermaniac]

am I the only one who thinks yahtzee needs a gaming channel?

[@Torvinoid]

He has one

[@ciridaehunter2601]

yahtzee19

[@nfix09]

+rockstermaniac yep he does, runs a series called "Lets Drown out" where him and his friend Gabe sit there talking over games

[@ViktorKruger99]

+Noah Fix don't forget the homoerotic tension between the two, that's a huge part of the series.

[@Burkutace27]

+rockstermaniac What, to add to the 10^67 of those already on this site?

[@keyserxx]

I replayed this, the intro has people in their professions get THE CALL, including a firefighter on his way to put out a fire. "Sorry guys, the fire will have to wait, gotta get looting and shooting."

[@theSato]

honestly more people should be calling out Ubisoft for their disrespectful use of Tom Clancy's name; even if they were good games it'd still be in bad taste to use a dead man's name to sell your shit when there is no connection. but they aren't even good. Reply to this comment with anything at all if you agree

[@theSato]

***** thx for agreeing

[@theSato]

***** ^^

[@OreMiner64]

Sato If I reply by saying "I disagree. Fuck you" ,does that mean I agree?

[@skycloud5695]

You...you heard of apple?

[@angeldeb82]

LOLed so hard on the parts with the imps and the part about Ubisoft spewing out the crap that says "Plot"! XD

[@TheActiveAssault]

This game had promise when it was Rainbow Six Patriots

[@Jdmimportz2]

that's not the division the game that was originally patriots was rainbow six siege

[@dylanmitchell3988]

My theory is that the division was originally going to be rainbow six patriots but they saw how everybody gets addicted to games with false reward systems and depthless gameplay so anybody with the attention span of a rock can play it. Since rainbow six was leaked while it was still in the planning stage they had plenty of time to change it just in time for E3 2014, almost 3 years before it actually came out and they could use that announcement to sweep rainbow six under the rug, easy peasy. I like shoot and loot games, I just don't like the division but I really liked rainbow six siege so at least we got that.

[@kingfrederik]

My favourite mission is the one where people are desperately trying to escape that city of death and you have to slaughter them in their hundreds as you're the good guy. It is literally like if you played infamous from the government troops stationed on the bridge standpoint.