Our Fans Sent Us Anonymous Secrets...Again!

[@Clorala]

I was intrigued enough by the "what is the maximum number of grandmothers you can hypothetically have" question that I drew out a family tree. If there's a lot of divorce, remarriage, and bisexuality going on, you can have 12 grandmas. Or just use polygamy as an excuse and you can have as many fake grandparents as you want!

[@weaselqueen220]

I mean… you could probably have more than that if your grandparents can move on fast enough

[@SeaRavioli-MC]

Infinite grandma glitch

[@ellaronci2703]

youre so real for doing that i was wondering

[@SarahBethBeauty]

Double all that if everyone had kids young and your great grandparents are still alive 👍

[@cneale9431]

Also, many children of divorce consider their biological mother (or grandmother) and their step mother (or grandmother) to both be mothers (or grandmothers). So that's another way we can achieve theoretically infinite grandmothers (though technically it would not be infinite, just an uncountable theoretical number): each of two pairings of lesbian grandmothers has one indecisive bride who marries and divorces heaps of women. Though I guess in reality you probably wouldn't consider ALL of them your grandmothers. Yeah, it's a pretty interesting question

[@AudrieSaint]

“If anyone needs a cure for insomnia, get a boyfriend.” -Ryan Mccarton Get the t shirts coming

[@lululimes8698]

I will buy it

[@Shola_Omishakin]

Ryan Mcmilkcarton

[@Theestybestie30]

I would buy that

[@kelseyyy.]

“if anyone needs a cure for insomnia get a boyfriend” IM TRYING RYAN!!!

[@WalkersWifey]

Same😭

[@TherealMKR]

Same 😂😂

[@HyphenDude]

The lable "best friend" lost its value when everyone started using it to label ALL of their friends. Best friend used to mean your number one, do everything with, first person you think of when you want to talk to a friend.

[@silver6071]

Imo it’s so overrated to even label someone as your best friend

[@brittanyfischer1786]

If you exclude polygamy, the most grandma’s you can have is 32. That would be if your parents both were married to other people, and those people all had lesbian parents who were all divorced and remarried to other women and you marry someone who also has divorced and remarried parents with lesbian parents who were all divorced and remarried to other women.

[@Cassiopeia365]

Ryan talking about Found Families genuinely made me start crying. I could relate so much to the person who wants to go no-contact with their family members, and I was already rooting for them, but Ryan talking about choosing your "family" absolutely made my day. Thank you so much for acknowledging that we need to normalize needing to get out of toxic and unhealthy relationships. I've loved your guys' channel ever since the algorithm brought it to me through a five-second Heathers song challenge video, and I've never regretted subscribing since. Your videos never fail to put a smile on my face when I'm feeling upset or overwhelmed. I love hearing your voices and laughs and jokes and just everything about these videos. Sam, Ryan, you guys are absolutely amazing. Please keep doing these. Sending unending and undying love from an aspiring actress/writer/director who loves musical theatre!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@erinbilliot3935]

Omg I had the same experience where I originally had feelings for my now boyfriends best friend. I just recently told him and explained that the crush didn’t last long and he said “no I get it he’s very attractive” lmao.

[@ihaveanamexd4466]

Homeboy said "I get it he's hotter" 🤣

[@tarapreston2693]

Ryan is my spirit animal. I don't have to say more.

[@Anxious.coyote]

Haha same 😂

[@Musicalfan69420]

Same

[@codyfeisel6970]

I have/had multiple grandmas because my dad’s parents remarried before I was born, my step-dad’s dad remarried, and my mom’s mom. That’s five grandmas but with varying levels of closeness.

[@bellahawthorn4575]

You should do a “reacting to your ghost stories” one of these for spooky season. You could set up a google doc so the stories can be a bit longer

[@heatherplastow2502]

10:22- Ryan falls in love even harder than he already was

[@alyssa45789]

Came for the tea spill stayed for Sam and Ryan 🤗

[@lucy2steele]

Ryan has the tea on COVID. Literally stuck at home with it (in my mid 30s) and have the good fortune to have a job that I can stay at home. However - the amount of isolation that has happened in almost week and coming week is crippling.

[@quietkidinclass]

“Get a boyfriend” not as easy as it sounds

[@Twinkler205]

With the twin thing they might not be identical could be fraternal and not actually look alike or it could just be a personality attraction not based on looks completely

[@hannahstewart1247]

On the grandmas one- I met 3 great grandmas in my life, too, and the last one I had left just passed last year when I was 20, so yeah it might actually be possible to have that many grandmas in your life 😂

[@veravollebregt8484]

i genuinely look forward to ur uploads so much!! gonna sit back n enjoy😎

[@cursedkaleidoscope]

These videos are so fun to watch lol!

[@laurenstewart7914]

Your videos are always awesome! Weather there “Podcasts” or not. 😂

[@rhigan7622]

17:26 “dopamiiiiine” Your channel gives me dopamine.❤

[@maddie-uh8hg]

you guys have a lot of trust in sam & ryan to be sending these with your name

[@Musicalssssss]

Ryan has most valid explanations for all of his opinions 👍

[@Prior2Popular]

Okay but I physically clapped when Sam followed up Ryan’s “meat and potatoes” mumbling intro with “And we’re gonna stir the pot!” 😂😂😂😂 icon 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@sofivarjim3248]

I love the little parts where Sam just does asmr of what Ryan is saying

[@Allywhy_idkjustbc]

I need them to do another ep of this, I love hearing the drama 🥲

[@harmonious_choir]

About what you said about the niche and covid, I'm a teenager who is fully vaccinated and I wear my mask pretty much everywhere (mainly out of social anxiety now). My parents got covid and I tested negative over and over again, but suddenly none of my friends would give me rides anywhere. My parents obviously couldn't drive me. And clubs just started, so I am now unable to join pretty much every club I wanted to go to because I wouldn't have a ride home after. Including D&D club, which all my friends were in. They refused to give me a ride, and then said I could no longer join the club at all because I missed the prep meetings. My friends suck. Keep in mind that I got negative over and over again

[@warsymarsy3111]

so i just wrote it all down and the person COULDVE had 15 grandmas. so if their parents were married and parent 1 had 2 lesbian mothers who got divorced and remarried women, boom 4 grandmas down. the dads parents also divorced, grandpa married another woman and grandma realized she likes women too, now theres 7. parents 1 and 2 get divorced, you have 2 new stepparents. parent 1 married someone who also had lesbian moms, 9 grandmas. but they also got divorced and married other women. (11 grandmas total now) going back to parent 2, they marry someone so now you have a step grandma and grandpa. (12 grandmas total) but they were divorced, step grandpa marries another women and step grandma thinks “women, but not just one, TWO” so with step grandmas poly marriage theres 15 grandmas

[@ihaveanamexd4466]

It is possible to have a max of 24 grandmas if I did the math right. You have 2 parents, who each have 2 parents. Those grandparents are lesbians so they're your grandmas. This leads to 4 grandmas. Your parents get divorced and remarry, which means you have 4 more grandparents. They're all lesbians or bisexual , so there's 4 more grandmas. Now, some people call their great-grandparents their grandparents. So your 8 grandmas each have 2 parents, which means 16 grandparents. If they're all also coincidentally lesbians, there's another 16 grandmas. No, they're not legit, but you could realistically have 24 grandmas.

[@emmak1605]

ILY TWO SMMM also I subbed to totally trendy for you Sam 😁 And watched all of Ryan’s bootlegs… I will never admit though 😏

[@ily2saturn72]

10:22 damn i just cut ties with my “best friend” of 5 years -

[@ccscraps]

these videos are so fun ty :))

[@wilfredadair7639]

fun fact: i have 6 grandmas!

[@ame_ame_ame_ame]

I have always been authentic ~ LIAR!! Bravo, I 🍲ing love this channel

[@elijahravensy9859]

People could have more than 15 grandmas tho, the siblings of your grandma and grandpas

[@Rain_Light]

I'm going to talk about my grandma situation, My mothers side first; I have my grandma, but my moms parents divorced, so I have a step grandma. And now my mom married my step dad. My step dad still has his grandparents alive, so my step great grandma, and my step grandma, but his parents also divorced, so there's a step step grandma there too. My dads (I only know of my adoptive father and not my biological dad, but I don't talk to my adoptive father anymore) side, I have a grandma. In total, 6, 5 if you don't want to count the great step one. I have more a lot of grandfathers too, only because my moms mother married twice. I could’ve used one of ‘my grandma died’ excuse once, but that was in the summer. But yes, lesbian grandmas, I wish

[@NO_CAP_25]

So interesting and super funny ❤

[@kendrathueson4993]

Ok but y’all should actually start a podcast. Like I would listen to that shit religiously😂

[@CanadianChick811]

I'm dealing with the post Covid ethical quandary now. I'm recovering from Covid but need to get my bangs trimmed (I should've gone right as I got sick). Now my hair dresser is going to ask me why I went so long between trims. Do I tell him and freak him out? Not trimming them myself, that'll be a horror.

[@tiffersparker6431]

Not that he needs a reason, just tell him you had personal issues and couldn't book. He doesn't need to know specifics.

[@kathrynirwin7347]

The twins could be fraternal where they don’t look alike

[@juliarichardson2097]

You can have 16 grandmas if you have 2 parents w/ lesbian grandmas who both got divorced and married other women and 2 stepparents with the same scenario which would mean 8 grandmas and 8 step-grandmas

[@jenniferz5028]

Need for attention = narcissism

[@evanbowers5299]

I got a tea for you my brother was offered to play the lead role in almost famous the musical

[@olivia_brookes]

3:11 joey rooney:

[@weloveyoupayno]

Ryan I like your shirt

[@Talklesssmilemore.]

The question is are the twins identical

[@sophiakogay8346]

I have 17 grandmas (I believe, it might be more) because both my grandmas have many, many sisters and then a few are lesbians so

[@sophiakogay8346]

Well, all my grandmas. Not both

[@booksvsmovies]

But isn't your grandma's sister a grand aunt?

[@wilfredadair7639]

a videod podcast, perhaps?

[@lizziegraham4663]

Iconic

[@ruby....0273]

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@Edd829]

Yay I'm earlyyy

[@Mr21scott]

This is so frickin' stupid. There's enough nastiness in the world without this nonsense.

[@weloveyoupayno]

Wdym why are you so mad

[@Lilith816]

What?