Sarge's SECRET KID?!? (Red vs. Blue Theory) - EruptionFang

[@TheHiralis]

You forgot to mention that Tucker's kid genetically inherited the "Bowchickabowwow" trait. Boomstick genetically inherited trying to kill Grif from Sarge.

[@thatkidwithakazoo9629]

I think the Bowchikabowwow thing was more Tucker teaching Jr than genetics

[@saturnmirtix3749]

"I don't teach that. That's just genetic." I'm just bored and I'm replying to month old comments

[@jonathanlee7634]

And shotgun

[@bodhireyes9419]

Sarge... YOU ARE THE FATHER! Sarge: God dammit Grif! Grif: What did i do?! *Sarge Hits Grif*

[@thatkidwithakazoo9629]

Ye

[@carscarsandmorecars3266]

Yup

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@carscarsandmorecars3266 lol such a king loving family

[@laneleach]

Broomstick hits him right after laughing.

[@joelackers5104]

You didn't mention how they both like harming Grif which is the strongest piece of evidence

[@OmegaB8822]

oh yea they do love doing that

[@jakemartinelli6353]

good point it's a dead giveaway

[@ViceN53X]

"It just feels right," - Boomstick

[@goldenconvoy1725]

ahhhhhh h0ly shit it's it's ahh.........Cl0r0x bleach h0w did y0u find me here I I.......... I see y0u everywhere (: |

[@acno1901]

Joel Ackers True

[@sup39films37]

Wait... in the 360 the talk vid sarge said his best night was with a female drill Sargent. Coincidence? I think not.

[@kingkamron9875]

That actually is in line with what boomstick has said about his mom. In the screw attack top ten best moms boomstick says that his mom use to be in the military

[@LucyWest370]

KingKamron how did a collab between to KZbin channels end up being an entire elaborate connected universe

[@kingkamron9875]

@@LucyWest370 yeah plus death battle announced that there next episode is going to be red team vs blue team, so I guess the story continues

[@cqb3814]

this is why sarge is my favorite red vs blue character he's so secretly complex

[@R0-83-RT]

I agree although I feel his character went downhill in the chorus trilogy.

[@cqb3814]

Bobby Ellis he had funnier lines

[@R0-83-RT]

In some respects, yes Sarge's lines were funnier but Sarge's role in the plot was less important.Sarge wanting to fight the Blue's again seemed like a step backwards to his character because of his speech before he fought the Meta.I have no problem with Sarge insulting the Blues or even having minor conflicts that lead to war like situations with the Blues.But when Sarge acts as if the Blues are still his enemy for no reason then I have a problem.

[@redrocketrider]

Bobby Ellis Pretty sure they were just screwing around in S11

[@LucyWest370]

CQB we know more about sarge as a human pre and post Blood gulch than any other character, besides church cuz he’s basically the main character and also fifty people at the same time.

[@orion9026]

sarge: boomstick.. I am you fater

[@EruptionFang]

Thats not true, THATS IMPOSSIBLE

[@orion9026]

EruptionFang XD

[@colonelwaffle9439]

+heatwave 03 *whispers* All hail hydrant...

[@orion9026]

GRAMMAR HITLER fuck no

[@colonelwaffle9439]

heatwave 03 fuck yes

[@paladin4367]

Or maybe it was a throwaway joke they made because the two characters are so similar but from completely different universes

[@MyEstrogenRomance]

Probably

[@WilliamBeasley]

no that can't be it

[@Frosthief]

It was

[@Itamar536.]

the founders of screwattack used to work at roosterteeth and still consider them as great mentors and inspiration, hence why their fights can sometimes relate to monty oum's style

[@jonathanzobel1662]

2020 called with the season finale of Death battle... Next season seems to be primed to show us the truth...

[@danaquinn9191]

Shotgun! What? Just because you said shotgun you think I'll give you your shotgun back no!...SHOTGUN dammit!

[@danaquinn9191]

I love that qoute

[@celestinebuendia]

The reason how Boomstick knows about Sarge's bullet wound to the head could be in this line: Grif: Wait, how did you get all of this footage of us? Are you spying on us? Boomstick: Don't worry about it.

[@neko-chan1513]

It's canon now in the new QvsA in one the calls Boomstick says that Sarge is the biggest villain bc he abandoned him and started crying before the call ended

[@KeirArmstrong]

You forgot this bit, Boomstick "I wish i knew where MY FATHER is?"

[@MrRe-pg7fj]

I know I have that theories in my head

[@ravenfrancis1476]

Boomstick wouldn't even know Sarge was his father.

[@TabbyVee]

How come every single yt ad is in another language now, i just saw an M&M that was in spanish

[@hiddendesire3076]

Those darn dirty Blues are trying to brainwash Lopez into killing us! Eh but yeah, jokes aside even I am tired of it.

[@madslayer4197]

Xvpn

[@burnoutcollectivist4660]

At first I thought the theory was going to say that Boomstick was Caboose and Sarge was Caboos's daddy.

[@EruptionFang]

Only in fanfictions

[@danielsmith3313]

id read it

[@babychomper273]

How the hell did you come up with that

[@VoxNdoc]

@@babychomper273 shhhhh don't question it.

[@reptile1687]

@@VoxNdocquestions it

[@legiaanh4828]

Another thing to add in this theory, in the Death Battle Ace vs Natsu when Wiz was talking about the dragon abandoning Natsu, in which the dragon was like a father figured to Natsu, few second later, Boomstick said this: "I know that feel little buddy, I know that feel" implying that Boomstick was also abandon by his father, aka...Sarge

[@silverzerosec938]

I though cabooses speech was the best by far

[@connorhssecretaccount5104]

Silver Zer0 yea especially the Cherry kool aid in the water fountains

[@dipfriends]

It's the best speech

[@acemagalor2519]

I love how this was basically proved canon in kool-aid man vs macho man

[@ddgzombie7628]

but Simmons also wants to call sarge dad! soooo is Simmons sarges dad too???

[@scattergrunt]

No, the joke is is that Simmons never had a father figure.

[@Albert_225]

hey fang what about Delta still being alive due to him making backups of himself when the freelancers where headed to find C.T

[@djender3071]

he was in the ship that crashed

[@lapisleafuli1817]

.... holy shit that's a pretty big plot hole

[@hiddenauthors4394]

+DJ ENDER ! yea but did he not download himself in to wash's amour also???

[@djender3071]

+Crest Thorn he did

[@hiddenauthors4394]

+DJ ENDER ! so he should still be alive just deep in the amour of Wash!

[@togekiss1995]

What if I told you that the entirety of Season 14 is Epislon's split memories? To clarify, they are the memories of Freelancer Fragment AI Designation Epsilon saw flash before his eyes before he split into the Epsilon Fragments at the end of Season 13. A majority of the episodes help this theory, such as Orange is the New Red, where we see the soldiers sent by Project Freelancer to track down and research an 'alien energy source'. Sound familiar? That's right! That's what Epsilon Delta mentioned in the 7th season after Caboose found his way into the Reds Hologram Simulatron or whatever it's called. Now, let's look at a more recent example that fits this theory... Caboses guid 2 making frends. Now, this may sound like one of them that breaks the theory, but remember how Caboose's gun back in Season 4 didn't have any bullets? Remember what it was filled with? That's right! Crayons. That part makes serious sense since I doubt command would ever let Caboose use anything sharper... Anyways, 'So Caboose's gun in Season 4 was stuffed with crayons and the video was in crayon... Big deal. Doesn't make your theory right.' is probably what you are all saying in your heads, but there's this little thing that I think you might have heard of... It's this marvelous invention called a 'report'. What if Caboose had to write a report before he could be promoted to Captain, but since he doesn't know how to write... you see where this is going... Caboose made a report out of crayon on the theme of how to make friends, and that report was recorded in video, and examined by Epsilon while the War on Chorus was put on hold. Let's go with another example... How about the Mercenaries? How does Epsilon know about their pasts? Well remember that Hargrove had EVERYTHING on the Mercs he hired. Their backgrounds and history would surely be a part of the information that Epsilon and Carolina would have acquired while they were hunting down Freelancer Equipment, most likely after the mercs were exposed though since Carolina didn't recognize Felix when she first saw him in a radio chat with Command and Locus. Any questions, or did I just blow all the minds and make you ladies and gentlemen faint and get knocked out by something respectively? Well if you do have any questions about this theory, let it rip! EruptionFang, if you want to know more about this theory for a particular video of yours, than let me know and I'll tell you in greater detail. If you don't use it though or don't need the help, than I can dig it. We all have our own way of doing things... Just please make sure that you credit me a bit... My ego could use a bit of a boost lately...

[@togekiss1995]

***** Id: Huh... I guess he doesn't just live on the community page then... Ego: Oh please. He's a living breathing person. Of course he doesn't live on an internet page you dolt. Alex: To cut the bickering down in this conversation, hello boss. I was just leaving one of the theories I had a while ago for Mr. EruptionFang to parous if that is alright with you. Ego: Well of course he'd be alright with it. After all, the theory is your intellectual property. Id: Yeah, and you came up with it to. Ego: Oh great. Now he's being redundant to. Id: HEY! I'm not retarded! Ego: I didn't say retarded, but you are certainly making me wish I had. Alex: Oh come on guys, let the light grow in your hearts and the joy- Ego: Oh put a sock in it and pass out already. You've put to much stress on your body, so why the heck are you still awake? Alex: I think I might have a Healing Unit installed in my head... Would especially explain the headaches I get whenever I get hurt. Id: I know right? That's why I try not to. Ego: Try not to? Later on, you're going to have to go into greater detail on what you mean. Id: Ai ai captain. Ego: [sigh] It's spelled 'Aye' you dolt. In brief, yo boss. I have been run ragged all day today, and I trying to pass out... This is attempt number 9...

[@o_o-037]

Epsilon wasn't present during Sarge's recruitment, or Felix & Locus's manhunt.

[@togekiss1995]

( O_〉O)? Aye. Epsilon wasn't there, but he had recovered data such as rosters and backgrounds on his journeys. First, he'd have probably gotten the backstory on why the Reds and Blues were assigned to Blood Gulch when he grabbed the personnel files in Season 8, seeing as that was when he said he had gotten the recordings of Agent York talking about Carolina in Season 10. As for the Mercs... well, I already explained that... Hargrove said that he had EVERYTHING on the Mercs, and he could have used that information to... encourage the Mercs to work for him on the condition that the files would be deleted upon the mission's completion. See what I mean?

[@akoda8887]

Also, Epsilon was somewhat human to begin with, so it isn't impossible that he "dreamt" of the scenes he had info on, even without actual footage. That could also explain the way the episodes have different art style throughout season 14 : he might be half visualizing, half imagining all there is on these records. I know the idea is kind of far fetched, since I don't know if AI can dream in Red vs Blue (nor in Halo, if it comes down to it), but since he is seriously messing around with his own mind trying to create fragments, maybe there is some stuff happening that shouldn't take place under normal circumstances...

[@togekiss1995]

Akoda Do robots dream of electric sheep I wonder... Still, it depends on if they have reached Meta-stability... If they haven't, than they likely instead save the most of their work for when their Agent is asleep... That is also a good way of phrasing it though that they are a mix of data and imagery, such as how while Hargrove had the data on the events that transpired in Club and Call, there was no visual data, so Epsilon's version of Theta (I'm only assuming that it would be Theta) created a cartoony art style to go over the events as he thought it would have happened. Wow... This theory is even deeper than I think I thought it was originally... Good show Akoda-san.

[@Psaiko_Showcase]

Remember one os sarges lines "And this is my BOOMSTICK"

[@shadowsniper3342]

so sarge joined/drafted into the army and didn't/couldn't come back. so to little baby boomstick, papa boomstick/sarge walked out on him and his mother. I feel sorry for sarge and boomstick 😢

[@SoDN.]

Yea feel sorry for both

[@hedroxladimon321]

what if sarge left to the war before knowing boomstick was cooking. sarge never came back because he was at the war while boomstick feels his dad left him. sarges speach would make sense when he says that the freelancers are keeping then from their families. maybe he knows about boomstick but feels obligated to see the war through to the end because thats the kind of person he is. that would also fit perfectly in the deathbattle scene where bookstick and sarge bond then heavily implied that sarge is the father. in that scene sarge bqck away and ran. while it may seem he left because he didt want to be the father. he could have also left because he relized how old boomstick was and felt guilt after realizing hed been gone so long.

[@shieldedgaming1589]

Well it’s now confirmed that Sarge is broomsticks fatherIn the Kool-Aid man versus macho man

[@New3DSLuigi364]

That's BOOMSTICK!

[@Raddkann]

this aged very well

[@zerokurosa]

so who would the mother be? it needs to be a shotgun user/lover... *thinking* OMG! ok, ok, boomstick says a pun at the end of almost every death battle right? who else is the RT universe makes puns AND uses shotguns? yang from RWBY! (p.s.) dont hate im just making a little joke

[@ravenfrancis1476]

I know you're just making a joke but Sarge and Yang would be a terrifying couple. Oh god imagine if the end of RWBY has Yang hookin' up with someone very similar to Sarge in personality.

[@zerokurosa]

meh XD

[@athenayule8701]

That would be horrifying.

[@hedroxladimon321]

mind fucking blown

[@godsigner]

:)

[@weakliestterror1337]

you forgot to add about the parts when BoomStick was Harmimg Grif so many times

[@aubm713]

I feel like this isn’t even a theory they pretty much straight up told you

[@colonelcannonball]

(bleep). that was just sad and happy at the same time....damm

[@CaptainLegend]

I found something that you need to hear! It's BIG!!! Please, this is huge, and it may relate to Season 15 of Red vs. Blue! It's an even bigger theory than Sarge's kid, or even the Reds and Blues being Freelancers! I need to tell you this privately! This could be really big!

[@Derk_Studios]

Welcome back everyone, this is relevant again

[@danielpuumala8397]

Why do we need an entire theory on this? They practically tell us in the episode.

[@maxamillion4941]

This aged so fucking well

[@terryescajeda7881]

Yes and no lol

[@stonedude1234]

I'm late but here is my theory for why Sarge would leave: Sarge saw the war and wanted to protect his family while Boomstick was really young. So what did he do? He joined the military to make the world better for his son.

[@davidhenson822]

All 13 fathers are different iterations from the 13 seasons

[@ClanLykos005]

I love the fact that this is canon

[@MrFringedWings]

Caboose isn't stupid at the start of RvB until season 2

[@someguycalledgoober155]

He could had also backed up due to realizing how long it's been. How many years he lost to catch up with his son.

[@cowking1158]

Donut:You are not the father Sarge:WOOOOO Boomstick: boooo hooo eyyy I don’t need a papi anyways

[@asmr_queen3174]

Boomstick is not secretly sarges kid, HE IS

[@worthlessdokkaebi5597]

I actually thought of that the first time I watched it

[@Whitebread0101]

ME at the ending: Unless he got killed while fighting against Charon

[@levonsarhoshiyan3223]

Ok I have a counter theory for you . You my friend missed 1 fact that proves he ain't the father . In the fight between Tex and the reds and blues Sarge says that he has never had a girl in his life . Just wantes to add that part he may have lied i dont know but i recall that moment clearly for some reason

[@levonsarhoshiyan3223]

wanted not wantes* stupid auto correct

[@EruptionFang]

He says he's never hit a girl

[@levonsarhoshiyan3223]

+EruptionFang Point taken . I support this theory and wanted someone to make one and you did an awesome one :) Keep doing great theories

[@Saint_Michael]

Lol I knew you were going to do a theory on this.

[@therookie117freelancer5]

+EruptionFang I have a theory what if the director recreated Alison

[@spartanwar1185]

Ever since i saw that episode Nothing can convince me that Sarge is not Boomstick's father Even if it's officially made to not be canon, it'll still be true in my head canon

[@stue_big]

It's shown that sarge is 17 in season 1 since the battle episode takes place in Valhalla it would be seven years later so eve of sarge had a kid when he was 12, broomstick during the episode would be around 10

[@deathangel6036]

which reminds me of one of the episodes, when Simmons tells everyone that they didn't pass a test and sarg. looks off into the distance reminding him of his past life. leaving his wife and son to go to the army.

[@josephtessier9209]

So the answer was yes? All I got was maybe, with Sarge having family he cares about, and maybe having a son who might not possibly be Boomstick

[@connorhssecretaccount5104]

Joseph Tessier well he never said there was a definite answer

[@stonedude1234]

You're forgetting something, in Season 14 "The Musical" while the rocket launcher song Donut calls it a "boomstick!" Which means that boomstick would be a rocket launcher, could still be true, but this points away from his name being shotgun.

[@firedragonproductions8035]

I took that scene as a voice acting joke. The voice of Boomstick was inspired by Surge

[@joemige5188]

I think his speech might take place after the death battle episode because of where the episode takes place only problem would they wouldn't know of Carolina yet

[@New3DSLuigi364]

YUP!!! SARGE IS BOOMSTICK'S DADDY!!!

[@MasterHall117]

2 things: 1 sarge and broomstick just hates grif for whatever reason. And 2, he said the freelancers took them from their families. So he was pulled out of his family to fight a bigger “war”

[@nickb2699]

He has mentioned Simmons as a son that he might've had.

[@thatkidwithakazoo9629]

No Simmons has talked about his father & would undoubtedly know that Sarge was his father if this was the case

[@tmta4089]

Actually his right leg is his shotgun leg in the animated segments

[@jasfarhat3911]

Remember the fight meta vs caralina when griff asked where they got all the information? So they already knew everything so boomstick would know when sarge came back to life and being like a zombie

[@thatkidwithakazoo9629]

Grif*** plus what the fuck

[@RaeSan_Art]

we know that sarge was an odst in the great war, he probably just got drafted into it and boomstick was always mad at him because he didn't understand that Sarge didn't have a choice

[@nielsvanoosten]

but does it match up age when talking about age. Remember Sarge said he was 17 in season 1.

[@mrchiefbs]

You forgot to mention that sarge loves the army so much he would walk out on his family, his name is sarge the sarge episode in season 14 showed that he was the most committed and batshit crazy for the job.

[@martianbradnom8156]

Sarge is not like walking out on someone until about the end of season 8 because he feels like the reds are his family and he's probably changed since 1825

[@Jazzygirl9]

whatever happened to tex is she still in the memory unit

[@comrade2826]

In a new episode of death battle red vs blue boom stick talks about sarge like he wants to be like him and even says he has big dad energy

[@alecbesel855]

if you look at the tattoo on boomsticks shoulder it has two shotguns and the word mom on it

[@TheKoriKasai]

You've missed several videos that boomsticks talked about his father. Like in Hulk vs. Doomsday, he said he had an imaginary friend called Dad

[@dr.mixer8930]

Huh,look at that. Someone theory is true

[@TheKoriKasai]

Lol, also Boomstick is his actual name, not a nickname like Wiz. I think it's in the TJ combo vs balrog vid but that was after this one came out

[@jasfew2]

Now we just have to figure out if that episode was canon

[@evanbraun1508]

Maybe sarge backed out just because he thought that was an uncomfortable subject

[@RealEnerjak]

A boomstick is not just a shotgun, it's a certain kind of shotgun. Which is a sawed off, double barrel death dealer. A pump action is known as a deer gun. A double barrel is a boomstick, and an auto shotgun is cheating.

[@connorhssecretaccount5104]

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[@lennychristine6761]

Sarge: *Finds out he’s the father* “Men, activate Abandon Mission No. 37” Donut:*Pushes Grif off a cliff* Simmons: *Runs with rest of Red Team* What about the child support?!

[@harmbeisback781]

I think the clip that was between 1:10 and 1:39 proves the whole theory and I think it was supposed to be a joke that rooster teeth wanted to add in

[@Bike_Knight]

Before the vid starts I already know that boomstick is sarges kid

[@tylerolsen1643]

It's like you don't watch the series, the /shotgun/ was a keyword for a plan to ram them with the warthog.

[@Christian-by8gy]

I miss Monty's animation

[@trippytoxin]

well if it wasnt OBVIOUS enough. i mean even the crew were like, wut.

[@AJ84291]

6:47 ah, FAAAA..

[@kikotama9518]

You forgot to mention how the both of them want to hit Girf. Sarge never liked Grif and founds many way to express it, either try to abandon him or hurt him. In the death battle, Boomstick didn’t use all the other soldiers for the experiment of weaponry, he only chooses Grif. And when they weren’t testing weapon, Boomstick still hits Grif with Main’s weapon. Somehow, have a real connection when it comes to a orange person.

[@idontknow7254]

I always thought Griff was Sarge's son because in the first season when he is talking to church he said that grif was his lost son

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

i dont know but sarge later said that he wanted to say to trick grif

[@RG-zt4ox]

Boomstick is also sarges favorite word besides shotgun for his primary weapon

[@tristan_5895]

In season 14 episode 16 (I think) Sarge mentions Simmons being his son (obviously a joke) and if you turn on captions it says (him and Boomstick!) Also 13 step fathers? In season 14 sarge competed for the spot as reds seargeant. All the other competitors (13 I think) died leaving him the only to take the place.

[@Leon-zu1wp]

maybe instead of walking out he may have been drafted that's also probably why he hates the simulation army so much its because he didn't want to leave his family and also he may have like the war so much because he thought he was protecting his family

[@ravenfrancis1476]

Or maybe he just didn't wanna take care of a kid. Sarge is a very prideful guy, I doubt he'd put himself down like that.

[@slimer44producciones3]

according to Obi wan vs Kakashi, Boomstick's dad indeed name him Boomstick, that is something Sarge would do for sure

[@frosty3469]

It brings a tear to my eye.. That Griff isn't dead yet.~ Sarge

[@tehclood568]

Donut, Caboose, and Sister aren't Freelancer Agents, at least not on the same level as Carolina or Washinton. They were the grunts, made to fight in the Red Vs. Blue War. Vic mixed them up, because they were all in the database. At least, that's what makes sense to Me.

[@dr4c0r3x5]

Sarge also threatens Grif a lot while Boomstick hit Grif at least three times

[@raine777.]

Did you forget that in one of the episodes, (I forgot which episode tho) Sarge admits that grif is his son while talking to chruch

[@rushdoger]

Wasnt there an episode that said sarge was like in his 20s

[@brooke3962]

Also, Another Scene you could have added with ' ' Strait Forward ' ' The Warthog commands Forward- Forward Backward- Backwards Kill- Eliminate Turn around- Turn around

[@zeroknight1311]

New evidence in the recent death battle because timetravel was mentioned and Boomstick said something he felt the same way

[@goldenqueen7973]

Sarge: Boomstick.....I am *NOT* your father.

[@jacobchanza5484]

Which episode was that? 6:03

[@L1ttleWarrior13]

It's a great theory, but there is one little problem. Sarge tells wash that when the two of them first met, Sarge was still a teenager. So Boom stick being old enough to at least drink is counter intuitive because he would be older than sarge, or at least about the same age.

[@Official930Studios]

I call it cannon! that joke was too good to leave behind. Boomstick IS Serge s son.

[@enviousgaming3250]

boomstick always reminded me of sarge, like ever since i watched death battle the first time i thought of sarge, i had the theory of them being related but didnt know which relation, i totally called them being related

[@AceVenegas]

Would be awesome if they became a mainstay in the series maybe eventually say if this theory is true or not. I doubt it but still would be nice

[@txt7831]

Who thinks that boomstick is the perfect soldier ever instead of a scientist

[@Frank_Ditch]

ooh! I see that you used some MOTD footage there

[@deathslayer4600]

This isn't a theory. They blatantly insinuated this.

[@Garrus493]

Perhaps Sarge never left his family, at least on purpose. Perhaps he was drafted and Boomstick interpreted it as him running away

[@laneleach]

On no, he is the child if you look at death battles that are more recent, the red vs blue death battle, and the Kool aid man vs macho man.

[@ponds91st]

maybe sarge was drafted and a young boomstick wouldn't have known what that means.

[@Justaghost-gv4vi]

That or he was depressed from no action in one ep in volume 15 that he will do almost any thing for at action