Weekend Update: Two Guys Dressed as Doctors Share Last-Second Halloween Ideas - SNL

[@nomadicroadrat]

SNL should collect "Cut For Time" segments and incorporate them when SNL goes off for vacation.

[@MisterBenevolent3]

Smart idea…

[@canaisyoung3601]

Or if the show is on hiatus because of a strike (WGA or SAG-AFTRA, doesn't matter). They can call it "SNL: The Cut-Out Classics".

[@francesmena5927]

I wouldn’t have cut this one!!

[@albtckl]

That's a wonderful idea!

[@StuartOMahony-f6m]

This was cut for time? I wondered why it wasn't in the full update video

[@lianarodriguez1314]

“I don’t love that timeline” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@felicitousfeline9956]

I love that Marcello and his mom were in the T-Mobile commercial that played just before this-and that he’s famous enough to be tapped for a commercial.

[@neojd]

If you notice, a lot of SNL people go on to be in those commercials. Kate used to be in them all the time. Cecily too. The pay for them is crazy.

[@rachelgeorge2098]

Yes! Is it really his mom?

[@neojd]

@@rachelgeorge2098 Yes

[@mmarco8787]

You're what's wrong with Earth. Why do people "love" that celebrities hock sh*t products to their fans for money?

[@jalabi99]

I got the commercial after the clip played :)

[@LongNeckLives]

That Argentina 1946 joke is underrated. 😂😂😂

[@jessesummer-lavigne269]

My Jewish family was supposed to leave Europe in the early 1900s to go to Argentina. They got stuck in America because my Great Grandmother was pregnant with my Grandmother and they wouldn't let her on the ship, so we stayed. W Grandma. This joke had me choking.

[@aiai-j7i]

@@jessesummer-lavigne269 Yes, but this was implying a different demographic, sad to say.

[@Exol-mm7iq]

Whats most funny is how USA want to forget Operation Paperclip. Y'all should look yourself first

[@PinkCat001-me2mo]

Nazi jokes?? Trashy at most.

[@Valeriamtzp]

The 1945 also flew under the radar

[@Mr.MBarrett]

That Argentina Nazi joke was slick. I never thought that particular history would become SNL source material, haha.

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

You are so dense

[@Ramboost007]

Never ask A man his salary A woman her age An Argentinian why they have a German last name

[@Smokin_N_Jokin]

Great joke, probably flew over many heads

[@chair4230]

Is it bc Nazis fled to Argentina? It took me a minute lol

[@THE_CHOAS_ENGINE]

operation paperclip i think

[@julconnor]

I love Michael and Marcello together ❤

[@Hmy8799]

SAME! The duo I never realized we were missing out on all this time!

[@christinap-c]

They should kiss again!

[@stephaniegriffin7176]

Yeah that was fun!

[@nathan.444]

another years and years fan???

[@dilruwanjayarathna1729]

" Brother that aint that big of a secret "" 😂😂

[@mattier.9095]

That was my favorite line!

[@boohoohoohoo]

damn SNL turned its back on the democrat party!!!!!!!!!!

[@megan-ke4xw]

@@boohoohoohoo i think marcello/michael write the script for colin too during the bit. So that was a line and I don't think colin was happy about it after it was said lol

[@StatusNull]

it was like colin just got the joke as it was being read lmaoo

[@iamJamesPhelps]

Yeah was super confused by that

[@laurenw.8178]

I love Marcello and Michael 😂😂 they should do more skits together

[@ryansatopbloke]

You misspelled "Only Fans Collabs".

[@nihilism2004]

Rammstein

[@Lalaacx3]

0:25 the guy on the right is Domingo

[@squee599]

How did you know I had JUST watched that!?

[@formerastronaut]

The Menendez Brothers response to this sketch: "Are they meant to be comedians?"

[@kitkat7491]

It's so embarrassingly not funny

[@NikkiScatch84]

It’s seriously hard to watch

[@formerastronaut]

Do i really need to explain my joke so you people will stop with the dumb replies?

[@emmeline9309]

@@formerastronaut the replies are from Liam Gallagher’s fake accounts

[@christinap-c]

@@formerastronaut. I get it. I’m online too much. 😂

[@markalexander3659]

I snorted at "My ancestors came here from Germany in very late 1945" and then again at "And my ancestors came here from Argentina in very early 1946"

[@soumage]

“I don’t love that timeline” lmao

[@nickotto-bernstein7267]

This is incredibly funny, and it doesn’t go over board with the Menendez Brothers case like the skit in 1993, it more makes fun of people thinking their them and maybe some jabs at the show’s portrayal of them, and lot of funny inside jokes in general!

[@siavm]

Colin laughed way too hard at the end of that cat lady joke.

[@davidwaters8902]

Once again, the cut for time segment is funnier than the ones in the show.

[@mdudegamer]

Ah, I thought it was notable how much Update was in the playlist this week. Part of it getting cut makes sense.

[@Retarredandfeathered]

More Longfellow, please.

[@birdsascarnage]

Need him doing more game host sketches!

[@wivax9784]

don't get overexcited ladies, this is just a last name

[@mattier.9095]

Yes please

[@Retarredandfeathered]

@@wivax9784 🤣

[@Retarredandfeathered]

​@@birdsascarnage Hell yeah. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up anchoring WU when Jost and Che finally leave.

[@RandomOne1999]

The obsession with them is unhinged at this point.

[@kelseyma8502]

Agreeeee. Like I support them and want them to get out but the way tiktok makes like fan cams and fucking thirst traps of them is so weird 😭 they are 50 year old men at this point lmao

[@freddytheplatypus826]

its called propaganda. people arent pushing this, its the machine and you're falling for it that its people

[@nikkid.varella3038]

I love the Menendez brothers ❤

[@monalishapanda52]

Marcello is so awesome

[@RobeLifeMusic]

1:53 - In all seriousness, cat ladies in robes are some of the most wonderful people🐈‍⬛😻👘🙌

[@johndoe6189]

lool

[@jojorockzzz1211]

deliciousa 😏😏

[@thezx5795]

outed

[@amberandrews6842]

🥰

[@AP-iu2ty]

yeah let's give them medals for their hard work nagging people during the pandemic

[@ayotiffany1016]

Did not expect that Diddy one 😂😂

[@StephenBerry-in5uf]

Marcelo Hernandez is very funny! I love his mentality.

[@btsarmy0787]

The Menendez Brothers NEED to be freed than all this talk about them will be truly worth it, cause they deserve to be free!!!!!!

[@AlejanderLong]

?wow山口山seriously？

[@kitkat7491]

Yes! Free them!

[@magiccookies420]

They’re about to be freed.

[@kitkat7491]

@@magiccookies420 I really hope so. One in the eye for these trolls! 😅

[@shellyh3014]

theres a reason only people under 25 think menendez brothers should be freed

[@Iffy50]

You cut that?! My stomach hurts from laughing!

[@mikedc5923]

Very late 1945 Really Early 1946 Bars

[@angerinebrown3711]

These guys are hilarious.... I almost choked laughing so hard😅😂😅😂

[@Yourblinkgirl]

That's Domingo guy😂😂

[@jpenhall]

Anything with Marcello should never be cut for time. That sketch was much funnier than some of the stuff on WU this last week (IMO).

[@jrippinger]

Why was this cut? It was so much better than some of the stuff that made it to air.

[@jay-lz6dz]

Because it was hella disrespecting to menendez brothers

[@ytjoemoore94]

@@jay-lz6dz They've done nothing but be a thrilling duo of sex symbols and this is how we treat them... SMH

[@urfavgirlzen]

@@ytjoemoore94 do u hear urself? They are real people with a real story. The execution of their parents wasn’t legally right but at the same time everyone is acting like they went through NOTHING. When there’s so much evidence already. Don’t take someone’s life for ur entertainment.

[@mariopandy3100]

I thought so. I'm like I didn't see this?! SO it's a cut sketch. Thanks

[@inplfw]

I think a lot of Weekend Update bits where Che and Colin get surprised by cue card jokes get cut.

[@GrayWoIf]

Man the 90s are wild

[@mwater_moon2865]

@@Nonesovile96 Oh honey, political correctness was very much a thing in the 90s. Or do you not recall the book, "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories" and sequels (like 4 of 'em)? The first one came out in 1994.... The Washington Post literally wrote a story about the author James Finn Garner, titled "Book World; Fables For the PC '90s"

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yeah, but being PC wasn't taken all that seriously back then. It got made fun of, just like everything else. The Critic had a spoof of a James Bond movie that's now politically correct. And a lot of 1990s humor wouldn't fly today. It's not as bad as the 1980s, but it's still dicey in some areas.​@@mwater_moon2865

[@damarisalaman]

Crazy how they removed this section from the Peacock stream..this was so good 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thisisahandlelol]

it's a cut for time sketch. This is a recording from the dress rehearsal, it didn't air last night

[@damarisalaman]

@@thisisahandlelol ahhhhh got you, that makes way more sense

[@boohoohoohoo]

maybe because of the trump lovers admission

[@RayRae559]

3:14 "Brother it aint that big of a secret" And thats why they're the GOATS 🐐 🐐 😂

[@burkefox3208]

I thought the Menendez brothers right when they cam out lol

[@juliaemms23]

oh snl knows what they’re doing

[@kevinturnr]

Why was this cut? Top of the night

[@BoxerClover]

It wasn't.

[@m-alexandria-g]

@@BoxerClover semantics - it didn’t air, and isn’t streaming 😂 lol

[@sarcastic_commentary]

THIS WHOLE THING IS UNMATCHED

[@praxibetelix1664]

Longfellow sounds exactly like John Mulaney at 2:35

[@InvestWithFFI]

He does!

[@joannejohnson7006]

I love Sarah and her laugh is unmatched 😂😊

[@GhostGuyExplorations412]

I thought they were the menendez brothers too.

[@malloreeboone]

marcello's voice is so nice

[@carrisagrace1]

ok it aint just me then

[@Becky_Cal]

I agree ❤❤❤

[@runswithfish3830]

Michael Longfellow needs to find a reason to work Donny Osmond into the show, because he looks just like him. UPDATE: Michael Longfellow should play both Donnie AND Marie.

[@wendyweddleton725]

Seth MacFarlane I'm thinking.

[@baylinkdashyt]

Yeah, but would anyone left alive get it?

[@phatmonkey11]

@@baylinkdashyt Seems they got Saturday Night Fever and the fact that nazis fled to Argentina in 1945. Give us a little credit.

[@christinap-c]

Very topical 😂

[@baylinkdashyt]

@@phatmonkey11 I'm not talking about the writers. I'm talking about the audience. (The response to that World War II joke was a little delayed and muted... ;-) World War II is World history. The Osmond brothers, sadly, are not.

[@leilanisunsets1362]

Saturday night live finally living up to their 50 Year memories ❤❤

[@smoothmove7566]

Ha, I was gonna say Menendez brothers.

[@veronicadelacruz-tc4ql]

They look nothing like them 😂

[@juliaemms23]

@@veronicadelacruz-tc4qlthe outfits and the hairstyle is very similar actually

[@veronicadelacruz-tc4ql]

@@juliaemms23 no it’s not

[@SxmplyKari]

Oh that’s not

[@mousamnandy3916]

Didn't see Marcello anywhere,I was so sad, finally so happy ❤him

[@AmusementLabs]

He was in the cold open as the guy asking the orange guy to win back his vote.

[@mousamnandy3916]

That's too little for him,I want him in all the sketches ​@@AmusementLabs

[@AmusementLabs]

@@mousamnandy3916 I wouldn't mind a protective mom 3.

[@雪怪-w6g]

Michael Longfellow and Marcello Hernandez have great futures on SNL. They are like the new generation golden boy.

[@wraith_heart]

wrong. i give them a year.

[@siennaroberts5577]

I hate to be that person but let’s not joke about the Menendez brothers…

[@ninajmisfit13]

Agree😢

[@lunalove3742]

Agree

[@FadzaiSimango]

I think they were more joking about their (recently acquired) fans

[@bobgavemeabiscut]

"brother it aint that secret"

[@johndoe6189]

that actually got me right there

[@datgrrl_official]

The line was "Brother it ain't that big of a secret" and we all heard it. You obviously dinnae.

[@_whatnext_9319]

​@@datgrrl_official😂cope

[@apriljk6557]

Chill ​@@datgrrl_official

[@justme_brentg]

LFG!

[@jackmurphree3837]

Haitian dinner is crazy

[@emmaankvab9687]

Could you explain the reference?

[@jackmurphree3837]

​@@emmaankvab9687their eating the dog they're eating the cats

[@madisonthecat88]

Michael Longfellow looks like Bill Hader. I know I've seen him in a sketch as Hader but I can't remember that particular sketch.

[@SanFernandoValleyRose]

Loved this sketch!😍😍

[@urfavekiki]

when i saw the cover of tgis video i literally thought they where the menendez brothers

[@onYaFace2023]

1:20 i was really expecting this LMAOOOO golddddddddddd

[@ereynoldful3974]

So random and factual , it took me by surprise 🫢😂 random WW2 nazi jokes

[@dayeeoliver]

This wasn't aired?

[@cruisinguy6024]

no, this is from the dress rehearsal before the live show

[@elenalatici9568]

​@@cruisinguy6024 I wouldn't want to be the one who leaked the tape😱

[@applelandry4233]

@@elenalatici9568it's on the official snl account...

[@baylinkdashyt]

@@elenalatici9568 it's on the show's official account, so presumably it is an 'official' leak, though they do generally label the Cut for Time stuff when they post it.

[@cruisinguy6024]

@@elenalatici9568 it’s not leaked, the dress rehearsal is recorded by SNL / NBC and from time to time they’ll release these sketches that were cut for time which is a real treat

[@jenjins]

The E.T. costume guy looks like Klay Thompson.

[@BloodoperaBlackvomit]

SNL has been great over the past couple of years. Shout out! Greetings from The Netherlands.

[@dreamoutloud2629]

The SNL writers are BACK to funny!!! Hahah

[@NihonKaikan]

No.

[@TonyToledo22]

Worst season ever so far and I love SNL

[@TonyToledo22]

@MrGriff305-j7s huh? complete sentences please. I love SNL but this season's jokes aren't there. Like the Soul Sister sketch last night. wtf? where was the joke?

[@abraham7140]

@@TonyToledo22it’s only 3 episodes in bruh

[@TonyToledo22]

@@abraham7140 right! And 50 seasons! They're not new to this.

[@paulthecreatorrr]

This is the funniest shit from last night!!! 💀

[@elizabethp2395]

Michael Longfellow is such a cutie.

[@LarsWalker-xo2jn]

He reminds me of that creepy dummy from Goosebumps.

[@aliaubreyswink6767]

i didn't read the video title and just thought it was going to be the menendez brothers lol

[@Non.Asinine]

I love kitties! 🙂❤🐈 & cat ladies 🥰

[@RobeLifeMusic]

me too! 🐈‍⬛😻👘🙌

[@phaedrapage4217]

And we love you

[@Therealniabunny]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was them 😭

[@PopcornedPlanet]

That was way better than the update bits that did make it to air

[@baylinkdashyt]

This didn't air?

[@Hai_Lello]

@@baylinkdashytNope. Cut for time.

[@ZionKhan-ok5ic]

0:40 the hair😂

[@MilesToGoGo]

“Slutty?” “Yeah the baby’s in a bikini” omg 😂😂😂

[@wacc2112]

I love when the cue cards incriminate Colin 3:10

[@MsAnneGuish]

"Haitian Dinner" killed me like it killed Colin!

[@johndoe6189]

Funniest sketch ever

[@allicat140]

So much better than the Victoria’s Secret sketch that was on Weekend Update.

[@70foolio]

Totally knew “the Menendez brothers”.

[@gardengal87]

This was really good.

[@kitkat7491]

Seriously 😮

[@DavidMiller-kf1ss]

Think it's an apology of the one they aired years ago. Free them before i call them daddy.😂❤

[@blake12396]

need a conjugal visit with Marcelo ASAP

[@VanessaDo-lu7cd]

Colin 😮omg and marcello

[@BeagleFeatures]

They gotta have Michael Longfellow take over the update desk once either Colin or Michael leaves

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Definitely another SNL update classic! 😂

[@danigoes208]

that haitan dinner joke was CRAZYYY i need to know who wrote it lmao

[@wisdomofpj]

Could you explain

[@racheldavila6431]

What if they said it about your race or ethnic background?🤨🤨would it be funny then?? How long before Trump goes after your kind next? Sooner then you think

[@joedecristoforo5434]

​@@wisdomofpjthey're eating our cats! They're eating our dogs!

[@sheridan7475]

We need more Michael please

[@chrisdonovan8795]

Before they opened their mouths, I was thinking that they could be cousins.

[@JerzCe73]

The line "In very late 1945" will go down in SNL history, that was hilarious...

[@Ron-Ayres]

Came looking for a comment like this - I think it went slightly over the audience's heads!

[@J.D.onthego]

And then the argentina one in 1946 OMG.It’s hilarious.

[@JerzCe73]

@@J.D.onthego Dang, I missed that one, have to go back and rewatch it. thanks!

[@JerzCe73]

@@Ron-Ayres That's what I like about this comedian's delivery. You have to pay attention, or you'll definitely miss it...

[@kiermar]

@@Ron-Ayres It went over mine. Could you please explain? I know "late 1945" means it was after the war. I didn't understand "early 1946" either. Thanks in advance!

[@Dnn411]

great, a classic skit

[@neumero4te]

WHY did they cut this

[@cruisinguy6024]

for real, this was great

[@applelandry4233]

for time. the description says it was cut for time

[@miacox7934]

BROTHER IT AINT THAT BIG OF A SECRET LMAOO

[@jasmineb5330]

Why did he say that

[@staciagodbold]

@@jasmineb5330maybe he is voting for trump

[@mchevre]

@@jasmineb5330 It's an ongoing joke on weekend update - Colin being teased as being a secret Trump supporter. The joke itself was likely written by Che without Colin knowing ahead of time, and Che being included this time as a supporter is probably a reference to all the talk lately about black men supposedly increasing their support for Trump (which is overstated - black men still support Harris by wide margins - but its definitely an unfortunate true data point that Trumps abysmal numbers among them has increased recently).

[@ammaleslie509]

I wouldn't be surprised if Che voted for donOLD

[@Zand3rsson]

We need more Michael "It's Just A Name Girls" Longfellow

[@Becky_Cal]

Not the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt as “The Golden Bachelorette”…ouch!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@doro626]

This should not have been cut, but I think weekend update was pretty tight that week.

[@Truestory-zb4vw]

FREE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS

[@aJaX-l2v]

I would have preferred this to the Beth sketch they squeezed in.

[@alittlepieceofearth]

I bet the guy on the left would do a killer Donnie Osmond impression.

[@cheesecakeandthediabetes]

I see Marcello, I hit like I'm a simple person

[@v0us-me-v0yez-0]

Menendez brothers deserve to be free

[@Avaluvsmel]

Fr they should

[@FilmColossus]

Why wasn’t this on the Peacock replay?

[@EhlaA-s3z]

They're 🔥 😚

[@hizzyx]

WE NEEDED STEFON! WE NEED STEFON!

[@apriljk6557]

Gallow's humor, LET'S GO! 😂😂😂😂

[@tkozikow]

Did this air?

[@TDog14126]

Both cute in different ways

[@kraftmacaroniandbeez]

THIS WAS CUT??

[@emilyr3175]

MARCELLO AND MICHAEL YESSSS

[@JPTBus]

The two brothers was my immediate thought...lol

[@stephaniegriffin7176]

Mine too lol

[@jay-lz6dz]

They look like r word

[@KingofgraceSARA]

Same

[@KingofgraceSARA]

Snl know what they're doing

[@Brayleigh-f9f]

That was funny

[@divainloveforever]

Marceloooooo!!!👑🌟

[@nikkid.varella3038]

Love this show ❤