Detectives - SNL

[@nutrientdensepermaculture9391]

“ His Facebook is private but his moms is very public” dat shit always get yo ass fo real

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Well, in this case it seems to have saved him.

[@elessal]

absolutely. the fartest you go down the chain, the more likely for youy to find a weak link.

[@felixthehuman]

Lol this is "Contact Tracies" kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKallJ-YpdGaetE

[@infini.tesimo]

That's why you keep the bare minimum information out to family as they can't keep their traps fucking shut lol

[@jakestarr4718]

my parents and myself don't have any social media accounts lol. its like i don't even exist except in a yt comment section

[@KaizuTogen]

22 years old in a situationship is way too accurate

[@mikeygoertzy4524]

I'm 21 and when i slide into dms (which is super ultra rare) I want to kill myself, women are so uninteresting on social media while posting themselves half naked and she's my age. when you swipe up on a picture of themselves it makes you wonder what that cross necklace around their neck means when they are up on a dj booth every weekend and they refuse to carry on a conversation unless you know them personally. god i hate this modern dating. idek how to describe it.

[@tedwilson2844]

SCREW YOUR GENERATION!!

[@danielsykes7558]

😭

[@chereipeach345]

hits right in the feels from that outfit to the ability to find anything about anyone on ig like😭😭

[@winzyl9546]

Whats a situationship

[@Kbwintyy]

“How old is he?” “40” “Okay so Facebook” 😂

[@Phillyjoe2]

NGL that line both cracked me up and hurt me at the same time 🤣🤣🤣😥😥😥

[@christofferjenzen78]

That one cut me deep. Edit: And if you look below, you will see alot of middle-aged assholes in their natural habit...projecting.

[@Michael_B82]

We started on Socials first in 2007, Lol 😂

[@tigersnh04]

Yep it was funny and so true for me too. 😂😢😂

[@melbatoast667]

Extremely rude, lol. I'm 40 and FB is for boomers.

[@jax_firestorm9689]

“My screentime is 23 hours a day, and the other hour, I’m shoplifting from Brandy Melville.” Found my new Twitter bio.

[@ashleyryan3577]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christinap-c]

That’s hilarious. I know you’re under 40 cause it’s not Facebook 😂😂😂

[@sualol101dlm]

came looking specifically for this

[@michelleper5065]

this is true to their real life too.....

[@Zippadeedoodaa-nt8om]

That's something to be proud of.

[@vikingshark2634]

As a crime analyst at my local PD, this is 103% accurate.

[@Salmagundiii]

I can imagine. Reminds me of being an IT contractor who was seated in the HR department of a large company back in the mid 2000s, and watching the college graduate new hires or interns school the older HR ladies in 'how to look someone up on Myspace'. This was a funny start to a very good episode.

[@ChickaBowow]

Lol, you said anaI

[@michelleper5065]

so you want to say you are part of a failed timeline.... yes it is known

[@michelleper5065]

@@Salmagundiii don't ever compare your still beautiful 2000s with this horrific timeline you are in now... ever!

[@leif1075]

In what way is it accurate?

[@gimmemoremusic]

We found our stolen camera on fb marketplace and had to explain to the police how metadata proves it is ours. Felt a lot like this. 😂 We got it back!

[@adminbird]

Facebook marketplace saves photo metadata? Or was it the metadata on the images in the camera?

[@gimmemoremusic]

@@adminbird Images of us taken with the camera over the years.

[@dmcgee3]

So not really metadata just pictures of you, that the thief didn’t delete off a years old digital camera that first they stole and then they tried to sell on Facebook marketplace, that met you in person and allowed you to go through the pictures and confirm it’s your stolen years old digital camera, then called the police and had to explain metadata to them?

[@templarknight7]

@@dmcgee3 I'm guessing he means the metadata from images taken with the camera match the metadata from past images that they had; there were not necessarily images saved on the camera itself.

[@unbothered5240]

​@dmcgee3 you thought you ate, and proceeded to get ate. Rip 😢

[@codreaming9304]

2:36 “Caked up”! Keenan’s smirk had everyone laughing.

[@waltonsimons12]

He came damn close to breaking, and that's rare for him.

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@johncote2776 down horrendous

[@Kbwintyy]

Hilarious 😂

[@TOYBOX2008]

Damn near ended me with that. I have a chest infection.

[@stephenmilton9998]

Hilarious

[@nini52tvxq]

the Love is Blind reference is so update to date.🤣

[@MithunOnTheNet]

I'm out of the loop, what's the reference?

[@patrickw3991]

@@MithunOnTheNetsome dude who’s married is on a show to find love

[@Lizeriams]

Tbh I wonder just how many middle aged married men go on these shows nowadays

[@girlfieri3156]

@@MithunOnTheNeta few people on the current season were all in long term relationships lol

[@cmarie1209]

Only they should’ve shown Trevor instead because he actually had a girlfriend during filming.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Ego is truly a gem that little fruit in my salads was hilarious 🤣.

[@flowrinse9671]

She kills me.

[@johnathanryan6708]

her sarah and bowen are such bright lights 🥺my heart swells (shoutout for heidi and kenan too)

[@angelam5782]

She owns every skit she's in 😂

[@MrandMrsBullock]

@@angelam5782 so true she just needs better material!!

[@michelleper5065]

there is no gem here...only sad reality....even the acting here is not what it used to be

[@ThirstanTromp]

"I found his Twitter..oh, sorry X"😂😂😂

[@Zippadeedoodaa-nt8om]

How is that even remotely funny? Please elaborate.

[@GammaRayBill]

I wonder how Elon feels surely he must know this exists

[@GammaRayBill]

Especially after hosting

[@Nozoki]

@@Zippadeedoodaa-nt8om because everyone still calls it Twitter despite Dipshit McSlaveemeralds wanting it to be called X

[@uikmnhj4me]

@@Zippadeedoodaa-nt8omit’s more relatable funny than joke funny

[@gloatsticks]

Mikey's "I got to go!" After the Snapchat screenshot was perfect.

[@MrMrallout]

Pretty sure its a dig at Chris D'Elia aswell

[@brinsonopinion]

Cuz we know what the husbands on the DL are doin' with Snap 🤣😂

[@Doone-iq8kx]

​@@brinsonopinionwho's we? 😂😂

[@amb4zd]

Absolutely a Chris D'elia reference.

[@leolorbas]

Nice reference to Chris Delia

[@SubZeroGil]

“Found him” 😂 I love it!

[@Robby_Rob]

So hilarious!

[@professorwinston]

That’s going to haunt my nightmares

[@tedwilson2844]

How is that funny? They needed to use a laugh track for the laughing!

[@staceycameron4157]

LOLOLOL bro same

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Sydney ,and chloe make a great duo they just scream genz energy 😂.

[@drphot6050]

If this was the 90s or early 2000s it would be movie created from this skit lol

[@ERIKALLOYD-fs4en]

​@@drphot6050 😅😂 pitch it to NBC Universal

[@JaTjr32]

Chloe screams "Never Been Kissed." She feels like a millennial pretending to be gen z.

[@IllaWilliams]

@@JaTjr32you do know there and millennials and gen z who literally want to school at the same time. I’m In my late 20s and a millennial. Y’all are weird.

[@JaTjr32]

@@IllaWilliams Cool story. But she's playing gen z stereotypes, so she's meant to portray gen z. Which is younger than she is. A similar thing happens in the movie I mentioned. None of which is offensive.

[@optimisticzebra8498]

This is so accurate. A friend had a break in at her house and we were able to track the person down on IG and FB! We got back all the stuff he took! Found Him!

[@rubs77]

how ??/ what was your process?

[@blueprairiedog]

Because petty thieves are not real bright.

[@ROLtheWolf]

"Oh, I'm sorry. 'Caked up.'" Absolute GOLD!!!!

[@syumich12]

What's caked up?

[@rayneozier]

4:39 “Is this your OnlyFans?” *last seen 13 minutes ago* lol 😂

[@Randytherumbler]

No. It was Instagram. Pinterest. Snapchat out of your Twitter. Gen Z cat got me some phat fat groove skitz skills. 😅😅

[@marcelhaik8035]

Kenan Thompson is rock solid. I believe he's one of the most valuable cast members on SNL.

[@Kevin_2435]

He most certainly is. He's had the longest tenure of any cast member in history. I'm sure he's being handed offer after offer to go solo like so many alumni before him but he continues to stay meaning that whatever they pay him is incredibly lucrative and he's already stated in 2019 that SNL is his "forever plan."

[@marcelhaik8035]

​@@Kevin_2435 great point. I watched The skit again and it's just as hilarious as the first time! 😂

[@JenJenn]

The love is blind twist got me 😂

[@alexisway2541]

finally a comment about it 😭

[@richardjames1812]

How does it keep happening to her?

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

When you realize social media influencers are better detectives then actual detectives 😂

[@nemlas85]

this is more about how much info is available about yourself publicly to anyone with good or bad intent.

[@TophinatorStreams]

*than It’s funny how you don’t assume detectives wouldn’t browse your public, voluntary shared, social information to not only profile your behaviors, but track where you often go. It can be life-saving for people who don’t break laws and devastating for those who just self-report. Fun, huh?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@TophinatorStreamsNobody said they didn’t but they’re often bad at it, like any other person above the age of mine

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

@@TophinatorStreams then again how many actual detectives are teenage girls that are social media users?

[@Frostified]

They are not influencers though. Just a couple of young ladies...

[@kamenanew9867]

The in synch bored to tears 'found him' kills me

[@quinntacony9577]

"how old is he?" "40" "oh ok facebook" COMEDY GOLD

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

remember kids, *when the product or service is free, you're what's being sold!*

[@bodegacat204]

Ah yes, and also remember everyone can see what you ..publicly post ..on the public internet…cause it’s public

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@bodegacat204 it can also see what you don't post, but thats a whole other discussion..

[@JeffHanke]

Call them "young blood" otherwise they won't get it. I learned it from Biden.

[@Templar462]

​@@satyasyasatyasya5746 correct! In fact, fb, x, etc are logging what you type and then delete. Even what you *don't* post is being analyzed for the almighty algorithm.

[@johnnywalker8815]

Oh yeah let's not go there buddy.​@@satyasyasatyasya5746

[@IshaanMathew]

3:05 the real crime here is that discords on light mode

[@stoptorturingme]

random college girls: FoUnD HiM chief detective: k we believe you

[@tiamarrow6366]

You’d be surprised….us girls have a way of finding certain information quickly.

[@b.pack3]

@@tiamarrow6366CAP

[@Kas_Styles]

​@@tiamarrow6366yup. Same. Live to research. I can find people in 5-10 minutes

[@mbayatab4326]

01:55 “We can triangle his location into Utah, Arizona and Rhode Island”😅😅😅😅

[@zoeledwards6617]

Found him!

[@tori5509]

the love is blind reference killed me😭

[@Ascot89]

Words can't express how much I love Kenan in SNL. He's the only reason I'm still watching since his skits remind me of the days SNL was clever & funny.

[@playedout148]

No.

[@samo.6429]

I've been rewatching all that episodes and reminded how hilarious he was back then too

[@the406seadonkey6]

Word.

[@christheghostwriter]

Ok Boomer

[@elitettelbach4247]

Lmao this was so funny 😂 Sydney and Chloe giving a bored recap of their searches and explaining themselves with “we’re 22 year olds in situationships” was perfect.

[@leaaugusta9924]

Honestly, I found it over explained.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Love this sketch so true to life that snapchat joke was hilarious 😂.

[@miafigueiredoxo]

Sydney Sweeney always kills the vocal fry girl roles

[@Finegritmusicofficial]

3:43 Love the Chris D'Elia walk in!

[@FWbaracuss]

That was DEFINITELY a shot at Chris D'Elia. Holy shit 😂

[@mosskey]

Thank you

[@winzyl9546]

Its a very general joke, could hhappen to any boomer.

[@MockeryManor]

Exactly

[@asmodiusjones9563]

@@winzyl9546my friend, it is almost verbatim from a podcast with Delia where he learns that Snapchat can be screenshotted .

[@soulvey]

Sydney demolished this episode! Loved her in every sketch!

[@playedout148]

I don't believe the hype.

[@melissamoonchild9216]

it was all awful

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

No simp

[@PHEONIX_720]

3:46 this must allude to when Chris Delia did the same thing on TFATK

[@jeffreybuck7081]

Thought the same thing

[@jaredf6205]

People took that as him being nervous about what he has sent in the past, but it very much seems like he is a mix of excited to be able to screenshot things and annoyed he has missed out on screenshoting things in the past.

[@davidlane256]

Does that mean The Fuck Are The Kids?

[@youslyfox]

100% ...its almost exactly the phrasing and cadence D'Elia couldn't compose himself quick enough to disguise during that interview

[@B-RaDD]

​@@jeffreybuck7081thought the same thing

[@btsarmy0787]

2:46 was the best part omg it was out of nowhere

[@unreal_taxi]

No cap 💀

[@SpiderHacksaw]

"Caked up." and "I like a little fruit in my salad ." were brilliant, especially since Lisa from Temecula likes to get her salad tossed. Love a great follow through joke. Whole thing was good.

[@DrTreAllDay]

This scene is an instant classic, I loved it

[@Dennyvon213]

💯

[@sacremende]

I feel like "Found him!" could be SNL's next catchphrase. I've been saying it ever since.

[@jamie4271]

the "wait you can take screenshots of Snapchats?" thing kinda happened in real life to Chris D'Elia on a pdcast... lol

[@mariatello4546]

He's 40 Facebook 😂😂😂

[@nokocchi1983]

if you pause and read the mom's posts they're funny. That'd be a fun job to write all of those LOL

[@TakingTheJump]

If they were in focus it would be soooo fetch... (Fetch isn't a word.) maybe they are in focus but I'm over 40.

[@nokocchi1983]

@@TakingTheJump if you pause, you can go through frame by frame with the < and > keys

[@clintmash245]

Also note, if on mobile especially, changing resolution/quality helps a lot.

[@RabbiRegan]

I haven't laughed at a SNL skit in a long time until kennan said "Oh, Caked up?"

[@MarkShady-l2x]

A better ending would have been one of the older detectives finding one of the perps using his MySpace

[@CaseyWinehouse]

No that sucks user-ie7zln3djw83ndh1111111111111bsbwpa2

[@weakfrontkick]

As a cop that grew up in the 90s and refuses to get anything beyond Facebook that one hurts.

[@chrisleigh8989]

Spot on portrayal of Gen Z. Loved how she read the caption how it was written.

[@t23001]

The moment when Millennials (detectives) feel old and Gen X (Captain) feels really old.

[@universalorlandochica]

Lil fruit in my salad 😂

[@HaVoKisthebetterSuMmErS]

Ego is life

[@WhiteManBehindADesk]

The Contact Tracys! This was a sketch on an Australian show, The Chaser's War on 2020!

[@StephanieAnderson-u3u]

and it is excellent

[@jessf_]

was kenan’s “cool cool cool cool” a nod to jake peralta (andy samberg) from brooklyn 99 or am i reading too much into that HAHA

[@doreensmith6791]

No, I think you could be right! That makes it even funnier! Good catch!

[@jabelzebub1451]

Absolutely. So good

[@kidkique]

If you have to read into it to make it funny then it's not funny

[@USMCGHOST420]

"Stop calling them gorgeous" "Oh I'm sorry .... caked up" 😅🤣

[@zacharrison6231]

This new gen. 😂

[@Templar462]

I'm in my mid 40s, and I do this for my job to screen people. If you use the social internet at all, literally anyone can find you, and everything about you.

[@janeentumbao8690]

Surprised that they even want to be cops because they get triggered over the silliest shiz! I'm a Gen Xer. Not much scares me! 😂 #LatchKeyKid

[@jordanlove2759]

You should do this segment often this was so funny my whole family was howling 🤣🤣

[@WonderWhatHappened]

Mikey's crack up when Keenan said "Caked up" was hilarious.

[@trackzero0]

Understood approximately one quarter of this sketch; thank baby Jesus, the gap groweth.

[@lancelotthanksalot7777]

This is a play on Sydney’s character from white lotus when they sat next to the pool. At least that’s what it seems like to me, but it could be a coincidence.

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Seems to me like two different writers' takes on tech-savvy Gen Z girls/women.

[@Kenzie_Hill]

Kenan! Makes every skit 100 x better ❤❤❤

[@mmessi72]

Deciding Facebook based on age😝

[@robertmoffit1135]

Yeah that hurt

[@hander929]

"I like a little fruit in my salad" I'm screaming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darrellwilliams1714]

The nod to Chris Delia's controversy on snapchat was great lol

[@ericdwhitmorec]

The fact that Sydney's make up campaign and immaculate movie are the ads for all these videos...baby the algorithm is algorithming!!

[@Lapusso650]

anybody else notice how impressive it is that that they both said “found him" at the same time every time? This is live. Remember.

[@KitC916]

Best sketch of the night.

[@heronalexandria00]

This is the closest they came to dressing her appropriately.

[@lolmouf]

shout out to Chris D'elia finding out about Snapchat

[@MrJoowoneeno]

Sydney looks great as a brunette also. She is gorgeous

[@luxvox6021]

A man’s emotions are what define him, control is the hallmark of true strength. To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child.

[@Ojaidiv]

Bring them back bruh ....this was funny ssf

[@jsmith8646]

Great skit I really loved it, the "Found him!" was like comedy gold had a baby with nails down a chalk board.

[@angelenaj0Li3]

Giirrrl he’s on Love Is Blind ☠️☠️🥴

[@al-Assas]

When he said "a gorgeous fully clothed woman", that's when I realized that earlier he was saying "NAKED" woman. It was "naked". I heard something totally different.

[@Acryodite]

snl talking about discord is hilarious

[@tommyschadler9083]

I want to go on record and say Keenan is the all time best cast member of SNL

[@jessicahallman7399]

Actually this is super scary accurate and these are my coworkers

[@youtubelover5270]

2:18 Almaooo split the fajitas i love my son

[@renanalvesferreira1367]

They do have a point: We need a show that can focus attention on internet presence. We already did a lot of show in physical evidence(silent witness, CSI), psychological profiling(Criminal minds), and even specific types of crime, but I do not know any mainstream one about digital evidence.

[@PiaJae]

Especially since most criminals talk about the crime they just committed on social media...I agree

[@renanalvesferreira1367]

@@PiaJae well, darling, since we living in the digital era, everything you do on the internet leaves a trace: the discussions you had with your recent dead wife, the websites on neonazi stuff that could motivate a hate crime, and also that knife you ordered on Amazon.

[@renanalvesferreira1367]

@@PiaJae no criminal will admit anything without proper evidence, which can either be physical like CSI, or digital, which should have a show about it.

[@RichardX1]

There WAS a CSI: Cyber, but I don't think it lasted more than a season...

[@renanalvesferreira1367]

@@RichardX1 I mean, I understand it can be a very tricky thing, considering in cybercrimes you would not have too much human interaction. I guess an idea is to be like normal CSI, with a background guy that give further information and shows how the process of obtaining digital evidence works.

[@Kaygorm10]

We need this as a show !

[@vanessasanha528]

Chloe is like a exaggerated gen z and Sydney is just a natural

[@MartyOfEarth]

3:20 "...found his twitter, oh sorry, X" most unrealistic part of the video, nobody actually calls it X

[@DevonChampion]

2:29 the best part 🏆

[@az3gunner]

It should be The Californian Detectives

[@nova4005]

Great gen z acting!!! Best skit of the night.

[@agona4373]

The ending is the funniest to me. 😅😅

[@addadd-nk9rq]

How they can actually bring something this fresh out of the writing tables after so many years????🤣🤣🤣

[@mr_coffee9917]

this skit actually is the best out of so many , no comparison

[@jasonwilliamshuck]

My wife and I have two nieces 16 & 18. They are adorable, but this both made us laugh as it was so accurate to them.

[@BluJae93]

“I’m sorry, caked up”🤣🤣🤣

[@isyy7436]

brooklyn 99 in another universe

[@Edelce]

3:55 D'Elia jab haha

[@camslam8245]

I love how everyone in this sketch had their moments! Everyone also had their fair share of weird too.

[@brinsonopinion]

This was one of the best sketches I've seen them do in a while!

[@matty4natty]

The shout out to Chris Delia with the Snapchat was excellent

[@kinocchio]

As someone in my mid 30s, I suddenly feel very very old.

[@bobsmith5441]

Yip. When did that happen! I definitely know I'm old because I hate these people

[@emmapariera5210]

I guess social media is good for something…😂😂😂

[@micahnewby7964]

Her stopping him from calling them gorgeous but not saying a word about caked up 🤣🤣

[@JayDEE-i8g]

Thats the joke? Wooosh

[@theplurnalist]

Don’t F with Kittens 🐱

[@Capszuleh]

I GOT LUNCH WITH MY SON!!! Split the fajitas! I LOVE MY SON

[@ShaelynAvalon]

"found himmmm"

[@milagra46]

This was so cool, like a 40 years old Facebook user, I can identify with the police 😂

[@AldyWaldy]

Sydney's phone case is so sparkly. I want it.

[@ILoveHendrix]

This cracks me up! Love Sydney Sweeney ❤

[@andyboerger]

I keep watching this video for 'Found him'.