for woolie to react like that, apparently he has not heard about that beyblade episode where they say that moses parted the red sea with a beyblade
@darthnazgul7 жыл бұрын
Justin Acosta No way, did they actually write that? Did they animate that? Voice act that? Give it the greenlight for broadcast?
@smugalice62067 жыл бұрын
Justin Acosta You're a liar. A goddamn liar. Edit: No you're not. I can't believe what I saw.
@justinacosta62127 жыл бұрын
a guy was talking about how beyblades were used throughout history for miracles or some shit, and they were showing a picture of moses parting the sea with a beyblade photoshopped in
@dantr147 жыл бұрын
That sounds amazing
@dudejoe247 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that and omg its worse than i remembered. its just so amazing.
@FuryXDMGS7 жыл бұрын
Pat's genuine anger and shock when Woolie told him that twitter is trying to de-animalize their logo
@CaptainDoomsday4 жыл бұрын
I sympathize. That is some 1984-tier bullshit. That is the god of backdowns even here, 2 years in the future.
@Ohmygodiamonfire Жыл бұрын
Took 5 years, but it finally happened.
@GezzarTV Жыл бұрын
Dam😅
@F19HORNET12311 ай бұрын
@@OhmygodiamonfireI was hoping this would be here
@FuryXDMGS9 ай бұрын
... Perphaps i treated late 2010's twitter too harshly....
@EggBastion7 жыл бұрын
*_" S O N Y P I C T U R E S N E E D S A M O N E Y ! ! ! "_*
@Mr_Meatbox5 жыл бұрын
*I T S N O T A B I R D*
@CaptainDemo7795 жыл бұрын
*This fuckin’ movie division S U C K S !* Edit: Time Stamp for the 2 quotes: 7:43
@CaptainDemo7795 жыл бұрын
Shaun Zafar *I T S A F U C K I N’ B I R D ! !*
@eldsberryscott12847 жыл бұрын
"Twitter is not a bird." THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!
@god473983 жыл бұрын
should go right up there with "there is no war in ba sing se"
@princevegeta699 Жыл бұрын
well it sure as shit ain't a bird now
@DrErikNefarious7 жыл бұрын
And yet this is the same Pat that said "I understand people have different tastes, and some people like the taste of shit in their mouths"
@balrogdahomie7 жыл бұрын
Dr.ErikNefarious he never said he wasn't part of that group
@cristianl15167 жыл бұрын
Dr.ErikNefarious you do know he said he didn't like the movie right?
@sigh8247 жыл бұрын
Zero Spineslash he knew what he was getting into tho and he still paid actual money to see it
@cristianl15167 жыл бұрын
sigh824 yeah because he wanted to see a bad movie
@dudejoe247 жыл бұрын
sigh824 people watch thing ironically or just want to watch a bad movie example the room.
@TehNoobiness7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Talk Requiem: Pat successfully becomes so wrong that the universe itself becomes wrong. This drags all nearby [Stand] users into the Shat Pants, a world where Pat is always *right* because the world itself is always wrong. Victims usually shoot themselves.
@maximedelice66914 жыл бұрын
This hit me in two waves of pure insane laughter.
@goodninji8 Жыл бұрын
@@maximedelice6691 And you will NEVER reach the end of those waves.
@Mugwise7 жыл бұрын
Pat said "Emoji Shuffle" and i slammed my head into the wall behind me because i recoiled my head in cringe without thinking. My head throbs and there is a visible dent in my wall.
@XxCalypsoxX6167 жыл бұрын
EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS WERE THE FIRST EMOJIS
@FryIronicMemeFace7 жыл бұрын
WE WUZ EMOJIS AN SHIET
@Anu_Evil_Queen7 жыл бұрын
XxCalypsoxX616, I felt offended for my ancestors when I first heard about that. It felt like a reverse assassins creed situation, in which my ancestors were looking into my life, and I still some how felt their pain.
@SomeRandomJackAss7 жыл бұрын
Kanji is kind of like emojis, right?
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
*[Distressed Woolie noise!]*
@Whatevsman277 жыл бұрын
BadAssMutha006 I'm almost surprised they didn't go there
@samsonlynard84557 жыл бұрын
The word and explanation of "Emoji Shuffle" has etched a face that can only be described as abhorrent, which isn't showing a sign of leaving my face. So this is what gargoyles feel like during the day.
@Comkill1177 жыл бұрын
Samson Lynard it sounds like the terrible episode of spongebob "Face Freeze".
@Chadius7 жыл бұрын
*Looks at your avatar* Story checks out
@jamzilla9607 жыл бұрын
Funny enough he got it wrong, its called the emoji pop
@josephlien88757 жыл бұрын
You know you've found somebody special when you can watch shit movies with them. A few years ago I had a girl in my apartment and we watched The Room. She never spoke to me again. It was worth it.
@Pabloxio287 жыл бұрын
I´m thanking Pat for wasting his time and money in Foodfight 0.2 and just telling the most embarrassing parts. Bless you, you canadian man-baby man.
@Comkill1177 жыл бұрын
Direseeker foodfight with a budget
@Whatevsman277 жыл бұрын
Terry R. And arguably better casting
@psycholuigiman7 жыл бұрын
Oh God! Why does that bit about the hieroglyphics hurt so bad? I can't comprehend the complex emotions that gives me.All I know is that it feels super bad, you guys.
@TheJaranggigi7 жыл бұрын
psychologyman Here, use this animated emoji to help express your feelings! Only $9.99 each!
@TJR937 жыл бұрын
Probably because it devalues mankind.
@TheGrayMysterious6 жыл бұрын
Probably cause it devalues intelligence
@WordoftheElderGods6 жыл бұрын
It’s true though
@KrytenKoro5 жыл бұрын
@@WordoftheElderGods they didn't charge money to use hieroglyphs
@BuffDaddyFats7 жыл бұрын
this should have been named "Pat stares at The Emoji Movie" and you know it
@RadJordy7 жыл бұрын
"Of course the first emojis were hieroglyphics" -Woolie Madden, 2017
@Abdega7 жыл бұрын
16:55 "I would love to see the leaked emails that this is part of a quadrilogy" Don't put that evil on me Woolie *DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!*
@goodninji84 жыл бұрын
Truly Mr. Darlington knows the dangers that lie in the hearts of men.
@Fjarhultian7 жыл бұрын
"4000 years old badfeel" culd have been a podcast-title.
@gaiden80667 жыл бұрын
Fjarhultian 4000 year bad touch
@thisisaformality7 жыл бұрын
*should have been the podcast title
@StealthMoustache7 жыл бұрын
Best thing pat says... "it tempers my soul with damage". That kills me man.
@benjaminsequeira55027 жыл бұрын
the twitters logo isnt a bird freak out had me dying
@Combustible-Lemons6 жыл бұрын
I T S A F U C K I N G B I R D
@ZeGermanFox7 жыл бұрын
*SONY PICTURES NEEDS A MONEY* - Pat, 2017
@steelblake7 жыл бұрын
The more i hear these, the more i want to this segment of the podcast be call "Pat´s watches"
@NavigatorBR6 жыл бұрын
I want Pat to see "Transformers Last Knight" and walk us through it like this, man is that a trash fire. I went with two friends to see it, because we wanted to see the fire, and we were blown away by how bad the fire was.
@NavigatorBR6 жыл бұрын
Most likely, the film would have been vastly improved if as soon as we saw Merlin the Magician, walking to the cave where the Transformers in King Arthur Era were hiding, it just cut to credits. So basically like, I don't know, less than 15 minutes of medieval fighting with zero Transformers, then cut to credits: Better film. Maybe for the end credit scene, we get Anthony Hopkins flipping through the air in front of Stonehenge.
@Whatevsman277 жыл бұрын
That hieroglyphics=emoji bit just leaves me violently ill
@InchonDM5 жыл бұрын
It smacks to me of a teacher who's on the verge of giving up. Not the movie writers, mind. I can absolutely see a teacher making that comparison. But it's a guy who's approaching the end of his rope and is desperately trying to get the class to engage again.
@EX-Saber7 жыл бұрын
"IT'S NOT A BIRD." "The bird is JonTron."
@critterballard84417 жыл бұрын
Pay 49.99 for your patmoji dlc
@metalmugen7 жыл бұрын
20 dlls for Emoji DLC on Skyrim
@123bluesssman7 жыл бұрын
SONY NEEDS MONEY!
@jamesjames78687 жыл бұрын
123bluesssman Sony needs to start making some good choices
@Chadius7 жыл бұрын
"Hey Genndy Tartakovsky wants to make a Popeye Movie" Sony: NO, FUCK THAT SHIT "Hey Lauren Faust wants to make a movie based on Medusa" Sony: BUT WHERE ARE THE EMOJIS THO?
@tarjet38677 жыл бұрын
I have an idea. How about a movie about Sony's rise and fall in the animation industry. Go back to their roots as a shitty electronic manufacturer all the way up to when they got crucified by EVERYONE. Vin Diesel can play everyone. Just put him in blackface and a mustache and, BOOM! *magic*
@Nightweaver17 жыл бұрын
*!PROFITS AT RISK!*
@WTFisTingispingis7 жыл бұрын
Sony needs to die.
@dmann21527 жыл бұрын
You know a movie is bad when it hurts to hear a synopsis.
@STALKER9537 жыл бұрын
Also, Jay-Z on a pirate ship riding on a tidal wave through the Spotify stream would be a movie on its own.
@TheGrayMysterious6 жыл бұрын
You know what would have been a bold thing to do for this movie? If the real goal turned out to be turning the phone off and getting the kid to _directly_ talk to his crush. The emoji characters would realize that while their existence is cool and hip and all that, their continued existence is causing their phone's owner to turn off and tune out the real world around him like so many of his friends and forget how to actually socialize with people, and they would all realize this and just get the phone to either shut off or be irreversibly damaged.
@crimsondynamo6156 жыл бұрын
TheGrayMysterious that would imply that the writers and executives don’t think that children are stupid and that they can’t handle any story that has depth and are entertained by a fart
@PixelleHearts7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the podcasts where you have to go and watch the stream to fully grasp how much disgust and cringe was being experienced during the discussion. The look on Woolie's face amidst his disgust while trying to make a funny refrain @ 18:38 is priceless.
@LieseFury6 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna pay money for video on a goddamn podcast. Nice try, Matt.
@ccproductions52627 жыл бұрын
There's something hilarious about naked, hard shilling
@Whatevsman277 жыл бұрын
JMcoolfriendlyguy i think it's the sheer unapologetic nature of it all.
@k.-flynn6 жыл бұрын
JMcoolfriendlyguy hardcore, raw, and uncensored
@YamashitaTsubasa5 жыл бұрын
Just fuck my brand up
@driftingwolf04 жыл бұрын
All over that TM
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like on the level of Adam Sandler movies. Like the mall bits from 8 Crazy Nights or dare i mention jack and jill
@kenronald67867 жыл бұрын
I Can't BELIVE pat didn't talk about the awful 8 minute candy crush add.
@jgn5 жыл бұрын
Just Dance Now had the worse adaptation. The DDR player in me wanted to make all of me die watching that scene.
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
JGN I’m a fat bastard who would get winded from playing ddr and just dance, and even that moment was insulting to just dance
@LittleMountain907 жыл бұрын
I literally listened to this three hours ago why am I here
@commanderpreacherlocust14397 жыл бұрын
because it's funny
@goodninji86 жыл бұрын
Because 『CRAZY TALK』 is telling you to.
@gbrincks7 жыл бұрын
Pat's preparing his soul for the Stand arrow.
@Dabednego6 жыл бұрын
15:08 is the sound of Woolie's soul being forcibly expelled from his mouth.
@BbNaB7 жыл бұрын
TJ Miller is the human equivalent of “Meh.” Completely undeserved fame for him on every level.
@comingupooo6 жыл бұрын
Isn't he a pervert touchy man too?
@avatyler37322 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he voicing Luigi in the new Mario movie?
@LieseFury2 жыл бұрын
@@avatyler3732 no, charlie day is luigi
@nikkovalidor48907 жыл бұрын
Whens the emoji cinematic universe tho?
@xzenitramx6667 жыл бұрын
nikko validor 2020 with the meme movie
@sigh8247 жыл бұрын
nikko validor coming 2019, a raunchy comedy from the makers of Sausage Party, starring Adam Sandler's empty husk and produced by Seth Rogan's weed dealer: EGGPLANT
@jtlego17 жыл бұрын
Pat. Pat no. Why would you let it set in this way.
@goodninji86 жыл бұрын
But in the end, it has to be this way.
@Roachy087 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to find the Twitter quote about the logo not being a bird. I need to read that stupid shit.
@ShyRanger7 жыл бұрын
Didn't find it in a Tiwtter quote, but found it in this. brand.twitter.com/logo
@Trashmancer07 жыл бұрын
that was actually gross and uncomfortable to read dude :\
@ShyRanger7 жыл бұрын
Good thing I didn't read it, just Google search key words the guy wanted.
@Yal_Rathol7 жыл бұрын
QUESTION, didn't twitter at one point alter their logo to be a rainbow in support of gay rights? because that's in there as an example of what you're not allowed to do with their logo. so, twitter are a bunch of hypocrites?
@KingHalbatorix7 жыл бұрын
Yal Rathol obviously
@unclebayou537 жыл бұрын
To the syrup mines with you, Fuccboivin.
@Zangelin5 жыл бұрын
our birdshaped logo for our site themed entirely around bird noises is totally not a bird.
@Joestar967 жыл бұрын
"IT'S A FUCKING BIRD!!!" -Angry Pat
@HarpsiFizz7 жыл бұрын
It's called the "emoji pop" not the "emoji shuffle" Patrick. Learn the lore, _gosh_ .
@dangerzone10367 жыл бұрын
*WALK LIKE AN EMOJI*
@thepickles88336 жыл бұрын
Dumpster fire, walk with me
@mcsurge92607 жыл бұрын
The Emoji Shuffle makes the Rick dance look like Swan Lake.
@goodninji87 жыл бұрын
11:49 *i T ' s n O T A b I R d*
@Katagara847 жыл бұрын
The Twitter logo is Jontron
@benjaminsequeira55027 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT A BIRD????!!!!!!!!!!
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
The best news about this was that no kid enjoyed it. That's how it should be....
@crimsondynamo6156 жыл бұрын
tailedgates9 i work at a school and some of the teachers were showing it to the kids and they were cheering and laughing. Poor unfortunate little bastards.
@RainDaemonic7 жыл бұрын
I think "gene" isn't supposed to be "Genuine" it's supposed to be "Generic"
@CaptainDoomsday4 жыл бұрын
So they still failed.
@goodninji83 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Gene-uine.
@Jasper_Silva7 жыл бұрын
Pat watches The Product Movie.
@goodninji86 жыл бұрын
Sir Boivin Observes Child Tempation
@callmetony43997 жыл бұрын
oh god i did not expect to be reminded of the superbowl shuffle
@Chadius7 жыл бұрын
8:08 "It's basically Reboot." This is what the Reboot reboot should have been FUUUUUUUUCK
@Heavysweating7 жыл бұрын
>emoji shuffle I wanna die
@VictorMartinez-dw6dt7 жыл бұрын
"They ride the twitter to the text app!" - Pat
@RevWorkshop7 жыл бұрын
Woolie losing his shit trying to shill Twitch emojis
@leow1937 жыл бұрын
12:00 Well apparently Hello Kitty isn't a kitty
@Samm8155 жыл бұрын
@@Destilight It's a tiny British girl.
@the1tomlowson7 жыл бұрын
Saw it last weekend. I know Pat stated it, but it's as subtle as a Nuke, that the executives wanted the Emoji shuffle to be the next Harlem Shake/next Gangam Style
@Umberman7 жыл бұрын
Pat actively paid for the "Meme Movie" that's already in the making
@JVarley90016 жыл бұрын
I love Woolie's sounds of actual physical pain at the secondhand cringe.
@Osmostrix7 жыл бұрын
. . . it's not a bird . . .?
@StarkMaximum3 жыл бұрын
This whole segment is literally proto-Castle Super Beast.
@atticusrex94687 жыл бұрын
Soon as I listened to this on the podcast I NEEDED this singled out. Thanks!
@FoolishSage427 жыл бұрын
Also known as 'The Segment where Pat, someone who has had the gall to call other people's tastes shit, goes on the record saying that he actively hopes the industry becomes saturated with unentertaining barely watchable crap because that's what he likes.'
@patrickloureiro14037 жыл бұрын
"no it's different when it's me because i want it" -Patrick fuccboivin
@tarjet38677 жыл бұрын
wow, what a fuck wit
@Fjarhultian7 жыл бұрын
To be clear, that's an actual Pat-quote.
@DoctorHomicide7 жыл бұрын
FoolishSage42 no he enjoys the cringe he doesn't want the entire movie industry to be like that
@FoolishSage427 жыл бұрын
I mean, if that was your takeaway, more power to you. But when someone says "It has been the general opinion that the reason this movie has been successful is because of everyone wanting to see the trash fire. But I'm cool with that because I want to see another absolute, brand-infested trash fire." there just doesn't really seem to be a lot of wiggle room in terms of interpretation.
@Kinzokugia5 жыл бұрын
Woolies suffering at the revelation that Hieroglyphs were the first Emojis gives me life.
@RandoChrisYT7 жыл бұрын
I'm typing this in the drive-thru, but man, holy shit, when even little kids are not giving a shit to even laugh at the lowest common denominator jokes, you KNOW you've got a shitty kids movie.
@Sora956787 жыл бұрын
Oh......oh no....
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Pat has another hard on for suffering.
@Khotgor7 жыл бұрын
Coming from the guy that "Doesn't like the taste of shit in his mouth"
@kovulion77776 жыл бұрын
"I enjoy being embarrassed sitting there" -Pat Pat Cuckold fetish NTR confirmed!
@Ineedgames7 жыл бұрын
It's a fucking bird that says tweet
@brandonsroo40087 жыл бұрын
you know unbirthdays? this is an unmovie.
@brian787217 жыл бұрын
oh god...
@brian787217 жыл бұрын
wait what how did i get a double comment?
@letmeshowumypkmn7 жыл бұрын
21:56 That's a nice out-of-context quote you got there, Pat
@upload6467 жыл бұрын
11:50 it also does the twitter notification noise
@YourAverageUnitologist7 жыл бұрын
I love how the video is called Pat watches the Emoji Movie and it's 25 fucking minutes long. I'm in for a fucking ride, aren't I.
@furyberserk7 жыл бұрын
There's a $1.75 theater I go to now. I watch shit movies now when I have the moment.
@AstroJordan54 Жыл бұрын
Woolie: It's not a bird! Pat: WHAT Woolie: IT'S NOT A BIRD Love it.
@InsomniacUN7 жыл бұрын
Pat's support of trash will be the downfall of humanity.
@orionthefoolish87733 жыл бұрын
“IT’S A FUCKING BIRD”
@YouSoSpice7 жыл бұрын
I would have a hard time choosing between Emoji Movie and the Covenant. I feel like I need a shower after listening to this. Poor Pat.
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
"Your soul doesn't die a little bit?" 1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahah!!!! 2. What soul? 3. Can't kill whats been dead for decades.
@JustSeaN__6 жыл бұрын
SONY NEEDS A MONEY!!!
@BigFingerRo7 жыл бұрын
I can't help but wonder what the reaction of the producers or the directors would be if they sat next to a kid while they watched this and the kid didn't laugh at all. Would it be more on the salty side, like with TJ Miller and the whole rambling he did on twitter , or would it be more of a "you're watching it, so I already won"?
@Whatevsman276 жыл бұрын
wait, TJ Miller got salty cause nobody liked the movie?
@StellaStarfall5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Garner GOOD.
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Garner imagine being that guy and getting salty over people hating your shitty movie, either they told him to get angry or he genuinely believes it’s a good movie, quite frankly i don’t know which is sadder
@MrLego31605 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Liam had been here defending it.
@Shayman947 жыл бұрын
I Googled the Emoji Shuffle/ Bop.....just kill me now.
@pixelwits78537 жыл бұрын
How the fuck was that movie's script greenlit
@ccproductions52627 жыл бұрын
PixelWits soulless corporate executives
@josephhorobin9607 жыл бұрын
PixelWits Sony, the dumpster fire of movies production
@TheIslesShip7 жыл бұрын
Because marketing. Marketing. Marketing.
@Dewteliflower7 жыл бұрын
because money
@glitchfreak3167 жыл бұрын
When the script reads "make more money on advertisements than the entire cost of production"
@mattland29985 жыл бұрын
I really need an animated clip of Pat demanding a bewildered woolie to watch this film.
@moffant49163 жыл бұрын
So weird, I listened to this while I was driving in the middle of nowhere at work and whenever I listen to it again, I remember all the country roads to nothing.
@ArcCaravan7 жыл бұрын
Hieroglyphics = Emojis. I need to break SO! MANY! THINGS!
@MiraiGen7 жыл бұрын
I knew this episode was gonna be good when I saw this bit on YT before I listened to the show and saw that it was 25 minutes long
@461Dragonman7 жыл бұрын
*I don't Understand*
@Comkill1177 жыл бұрын
Neither do I Mr. President.
@miscmer80307 жыл бұрын
*What?*
@PwnageofNoobs7 жыл бұрын
Misc Mer *WELCOME IN OMIKRON*
@mandridhugh95557 жыл бұрын
*nothing special*
@patrickj9946 жыл бұрын
I don't think I could ever watch this movie......just HEARING the summary of it from Pat caused me to hurt.
@makingnoises23276 жыл бұрын
still one of my favorite podcast segments
@WTFisTingispingis6 жыл бұрын
Hearing Woolie show sympathy for TJ Miller *now* is a smidge awkward. Gonna be less and less embarrassing for him as time goes on, and more like karmic justice.
@TheTrueChuster7 жыл бұрын
Pat deserved a shot. In the face. And, for that, he'll be Employee of the Week.
@tarjet38677 жыл бұрын
I didn't want The Emoji Movie to get ANY money. People went to go see it anyway. Even the people that were AGAINST it. "Let's go see it for lulz! Y'know, just ironically!" NOOO! You fools! Do you not see? That is what they want! IT IS THE END TIMES! ...er somethin
@gothicMCRgirl7 жыл бұрын
TAR JET Let's be honest, even if the adults that hated this movie never went to see it, Sony would still make their money back and then some, because stupid parents would still take their shitty kids to see it just to shut them up for an hour and a half. That's the audience that Sony was aiming for, not adults. They couldn't give a shit about what critics and adults think, the money is made from the easily impressionable kids that see all the ads and billboards and beg their parents to take them to see it.
@kovulion77777 жыл бұрын
Movies like Emoji movie makes David Cage look like... well David cage, but emoji movie's still shit
@DarkTree2 ай бұрын
i still think about the term "You paid for it. Currency was exchanged." in my day to day and i have circa 2017 woolie to thank for this
@SmashBrosOdyssey644 жыл бұрын
"I'M LOOKIN AT A BIRD AND SEND TWEETS!"
@joewall82107 жыл бұрын
Witness the sickness
@RhysClark977 жыл бұрын
well, good job patt, you got like one of the 4 good cinema experiences you could have got in a lifetime and you wasted it on the emoji movie
@davidspackagelp5 жыл бұрын
It's remarkable when it's hard just to listen to a cringy movie being described. Like, I would not physically be able to stand watching this for more than a few minutes.
@Nightweaver17 жыл бұрын
Some day in the not-too-distant future, someone is going to be embarrassed about making The Emoji Movie and people who went to see it will regret doing so. PATRICK STEWART WAS IN THIS PILE OF TRASH, REMEMBER THAT, INTERNET!