SBFC 44: Pat's Sony & Insect Problem

[@jjj7790]

God blighted Pat by creating him.

[@Cryosphere0K]

God blighted Pat because he was there to be blamed.

[@ADDKyuubiNaruto]

Also god is written as a perfect character, so Pat hates him and can't trust him just like Superman.

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

jjj7790 I'm mad at Liam cause now I'm scared of house centipedes

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

jjj7790 lel

[@461Dragonman]

"I hate you Liam." "I love you too." Truly super best friends.

[@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer]

Anthony Gutierrez Except not, because its the generally accepted idea that liam left because he and pat hate each other

[@TysonRex37]

Shiggy Diggy No it isn't, you fucking moron.

[@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer]

it is on /v/, you fucking normie. get out .

[@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer]

Aceson Wow this " job" is SO stressful huh? If that was actually the reason, why did he immediately.start streaming just days after leaving?

[@ftwsam2246]

Chad Nationalism you do realize that he also test games, and sometimes stays after hours, right?

[@goldenboy9748]

This man has a girlfriend if he can do it so can you.

[@Abdega]

He’s also pseudo famous tho too

[@madamastersgaming]

He's also extremely successful and necessarily selfish. Dude is living the dream

[@ftwsam2246]

Not only that but his girlfriend is hot

[@madamastersgaming]

Yeah but there isn't a woman who as much of a shitbird as i am

[@TheCarlosCobain]

I tried, I succeeded, she ended up breaking my heart and I became clinically depressed since this very day. Your advice was bullshit, Sir.

[@ZackofSpades]

On one hand, throwing out the packaged food was super weird and paranoid, but on the other I worked for a home improvement store and, one day, a lady came in to buy snake repellent. Normal enough, until she asked us to cut the label off the bottle because it had a picture of a snake on it. She returned it the next day because the seal on it had been broken and she was convinced that it was possible a snake crawled into the jug of snake repellent and was hiding in there. So Pat's not as weird as he could be.

[@goblinrat6119]

Pat is just amazing. A game's launch is late by some hours during the fucking night, so he spends multiple hours angrily pestering Sony for answers for this heinous crime and demanding compensation. He sees a goddamn tiny beetle on his bed, and instantly imprisons it so he can scientifically analyze the level and severity of the alien infestation that now plagues his house. This man would spontaneously combust from anxiety and rage if you made him live on, say, a farm (or any rural area). And yet I love him.

[@Dillweed9001]

He could never live in the Eastern United States. We get stinkbugs absolutely everywhere in our houses during the cold parts of the year, they're an invasive species of beetle that's like a half inch big, buzzes when it flies, and smells like rotting cherries. There's been times I woke up or came home from work and had 20-30 of them in my room just hanging out on the walls and ceiling

[@zanethezaniest274]

So ask him to live with Plague for a day?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I mean bugs basically are aliens

[@Desparil]

@@Dillweed9001 This is an ancient comment, but I hope you're living someplace better now - this is totally a problem with your house or apartment, not something normal. Where I used to live, we'd get a few stinkbugs per week during some parts of the year, but after getting new windows on the second floor they stopped being able to get inside. At my house now, I've never had a stinkbug get in, only flies and smaller burrowing bugs like ants or silverfish.

[@futurecartoonist6884]

I just want to hug pat all the time. just rock him back and forth on my lap, saying it's fine.

[@anubislol]

Do you thing Paige ever goes through clips like this?

[@ArtsyFoxo]

Pat is such a smol paranoid baby. It's absolutely adorable.

[@Apemopo]

"im gonna spend all my time on god blight"

[@461Dragonman]

I remember when I called Sony because of a bug.

[@montgomerynovak2194]

Still relevant in 2020

[@GoatNotmyname]

Woolie got real for a moment with some genuine concern for Pat. "If you need to talk sometime.we can talk."

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Friendly note that Pat was somehow NOT the person in this conversation who later quit due to anxiety.

[@jakejutras5420]

You still believe that? Liam quit because they didnt get along dude.

[@varietywiarrior]

@@jakejutras5420 Because Liam is a baby that can't handle other ideas.

[@TomboTime]

you see a giant ass spider in your house. you have 4 options. 1. Stomp it 2. Trap it between a cup and paper towel and move it outside 3. set your house on fire 4. call sony.

[@GentlemanlyWailord]

I can't call Pat crazy because I know for a fact that I have had moments somewhat similar to that bug moment. I didn't throw out all my food or use all the cleaning supplies, but I did worry about how many bugs were in my room.

[@HinataChick38]

darthbomb agreed, i had a moment where i thought my email got doxxed and I had a panic attack and i deleted my email, but later I found out it was just google maps tracking my location. Luckily, I was able to get my email back shortly after, so i'm all good. But boy, did I feel stupid afterwards.

[@RossMirage]

Pat truly is his own Hell.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Woah, I forgot that Pat was a Karen.

[@worldbrand_]

Next time... just ask /r/whatsthisbug.

[@Gojiro7]

I love that Pat makes zero effort to down play how knowingly petty he's being

[@Lyrikan]

6mm? that's like 1/4". I get 2.5" cockroachies in my house. they fly.

[@Abdega]

Florida?

[@AgentJaffacakes]

Abdega Palm Meadow bugs are the devils dingleberries

[@goldenboy9748]

Get the heavy flamer

[@tailedgates9]

You know what Pat, I don't necessarily blame you. Lol

[@DuelistRL]

God-like shamelessness.

[@XioniX17]

I've been waiting for this for a long time

[@Yal_Rathol]

i learned a factoid on tvtropes recently. pat has healthy blood pressure. this video and others like it make me doubt that, no matter what his medical record says.

[@godzillakiller1]

I thought it said Incest problem -___-' im fucked up lol

[@TieDef]

He does have a sister....

[@sakurad49]

half sister lol

[@SpontaneousCourage]

Pat did say in the Disaster Day of Crisis LP that all female redheads look like his sister. What's Paige's hair color again?

[@TheMechwar88]

Not gonna lie, every time I scroll past this video, it looks like Incest for half a second.

[@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer]

godzillakiller1 Incest isn't a problem

[@Cryosphere0K]

Hell naw. I ever see a bug in my bed I set the whole town on fire. I'll set the state on fire. North America becomes the Desolation of CryoWalrus.

[@rude-buster]

hello diavolo

[@fugu_3467]

Pat is literally a character in a Scanner Darkly

[@YaraDara634]

2:44 this is why i fukin love matt.

[@dragonknight1560]

I would FREAK OUT about insects anywhere near me or on my bed. AND IT HAS HAPPENED a lot and can't even sleep AT ALL.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

I feel you brother. I get the same paranoia and completely understand Pat here.

[@CappuccinoSquid]

It's okay, Pat. We all wig out sometimes over some shit or another, sometimes we get used to it, other times not so much. Like, I've had so many cockroaches get in from like the garage, windows, etc. and crawl on me while I'm sitting at the computer that it's almost like, "Okay, yeah, can you fuck off before I charge you rent?", but I bite into the smallest bit of cartilage in like chicken soup or something and my trust in all foods is shook for way longer than reasonable. Can't stand the texture of biting into cartilage, it gets under my skin.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

You saying your experience makes me paranoid as fuck.

[@juniorjunior5884]

Happened to me one time as a kid, accidentally bit into a roach when I was eating cereal. Now I triple seal boxes in bags just in case a motherfucker sneaks in my house.

[@Rage_Casanova]

had this exact type of freakout.

[@mikethemotormouth]

Sometimes I can really relate to Pat and other times *cannot* understand his logic. This would be the latter.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Pat's story will be me in another twenty yrs or so. If i last that long

[@NinjaRed5000]

I remember back when I lived in my dorm in college for sophomore year, I had to help one of my roommates (the room I was in could house 3 people) deal with a centipede that kept crawling underneath his desk. The fact that I was the only one who was NOT freaked out about dealing with the centipede in my entire floor was kinda hilarious to me.

[@XexalSeyer]

I too thought this said Incest. Heaven help me.

[@3serio]

Pat wasn't wrong about the streetfighter thing

[@Arcademan09]

Pat's a clean freak. Who knew?

[@VYxFrost]

"Oh, house centipedes are sick!" "Liam...you're fucking fired" >w< I don't know why, but I imagined a clear "yeah, this could have happened with liam going" bit XP lol!

[@TheeFoolishNoob]

Does pat have a problem or is he like....hyperbole the shit outta this story? i mean...i'm not judging or whatever, i'm just genuinely curious

[@Yal_Rathol]

The Foolish Noob OCD and minor paranoia. hell of a combo.

[@mikethemotormouth]

Yal Rathol I'd hate to see your definition of major paranoia

[@ZeludeRose]

OCD, he's pretty open about it these days

[@tehMothMan]

There was a fly in my house once and just left it alone a few days later I saw maggots crawling out of my trash can... I pretty much pulled a Pat and spent 2 hours cleaning my floor and looking all over my kitchen for more of those lil shits. Never again will I let a fly live in my home again.

[@Abdega]

That’s an acceptable reaction

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

Whenever I see some sort of insect I become a extention level threat to all living beings in the area.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Man...I saw a centipede in my bathroom then bedroom once and I didn’t sleep until 1-2 in the morning because I was worried it would wind up in my bed. I went fucking nuts

[@TwoTwig]

Man Pat was such a Karen back then

[@Morrison64]

Geez So pat is a OCD clean freak who will spend hours cleaning till his place is spotless but doesnt have the effort to work out or excercise so he can lose his gut and not huff and puff going up the stairs....i just dont get it!!!

[@justletmecomment6453]

You lose your gut by eating less, not working out. Calories in vs total daily energy expenditure.

[@Morrison64]

@@justletmecomment6453 lol ya cause sitting on your ass all day will make you lose your gut by eating less