Scammers Instantly Regret Their New "Spy" Script [Full 2.5+hrs]

[@hypnoticleslie]

“Or a weregoose.” This. This is what keeps me entertained all day long.

[@Lybrel]

"they gave me a bowling award for three games in a row without knocking any pins down" I can relate 😂😂😂

[@D33D5-01]

Gutter Andy

[@patricks_music]

I imagine a plaque on the bowling alley wall next to the 900 series lol😅

[@snooganslestat2030]

I accidentally managed to bowl my ball in the lane next to me once, they weren't too happy. 😂

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

Hit an AT&T internet scammer with the subject of bowling. This would've been a good line.

[@zarrowthehorse]

Gutter Gary

[@russellgelfuso2480]

This guy has done more to help America’s elderly population than the last 4 presidents…and we don’t even pay him a salary. You’re a hero, Kit!

[@Tha_G0at]

Dead for real

[@yentavegan8823]

Kitboga is my stress reducer. Thank you for keeping these scammers busy.

[@roscoebiscoe7376]

Kit I recently (2 days ago) lost my wonderful wife to cancer after 6 months of pain and 4 months of fighting to survive. Pretty heavy. I feel normal and good when I listen to the stream or KZbin. I feel like I have a friend to joke with when you are messing with scammers. It makes me laugh. Laughing feels great. I have the support of my family and hers. I have made sure to talk to people about how I feel. I am safe. I am processing. I am planning for the future. Bringing her with me in my heart so we can continue to have excellent adventures. Even hearing you be silly is an amazing distraction. Then I can eat a small bite of the elephant in the room that must be consumed eventually. You know how to eat an elephant? One bite at a time. Keep the content coming and I'll see ya next stream. Thanks, Kitboga

[@pierrebearr]

♥️♥️ Sending love and warmth your way. This is heartbreaking. I'm glad Kit is bringing laughter into your life. It's really appreciated in times like these. Wishing you and yours the best.

[@TheColbyd]

My love to you x

[@gregkeeyako]

Awe, sorry to hear that. I'll pray for comfort for you during this trying time. 😪

[@thatgurl3126]

I agree

[@cclarec28616]

Sending sympathy to you,he has no idea how many people he helps just by making us smile for a minute

[@pippa3150]

It's astounding how angry these scumbags get when they don't get to steal from people. Keep after 'em Kit!

[@onecustodian]

You're a fantastic speaker, Kit. I've spent many days listening to your content and you have a unique way of speaking that's both entertaining and keeps your audience engaged. I have a lot of respect for you. From New Zealand with love.

[@elysianblu]

so true. I watch him often, mostly at night or on weekends. I’ve watched a 100 videos it seems, and I still come back. always worth it too!

[@SpaceCadet45s]

He's the king of improv!

[@vjcodec]

Check out Harvey Dent’s channel! He has the best old lady! I love Kitboga’s way of having 12 different characters in 2 minutes haha

[@IndigenousCoder]

@@SpaceCadet45sTHIS IS THE PERFECT COMMENT TO SUM KIT UP 😂❤

[@KimHeartsOrganizing]

You have provided me with countless hours of chaos. I clean with my ear pods in and I revisited Abel, popcorn granny, bike riding granny, Italian Tony. I will be deep into something and just bust out laughing at the pure outrageousness of it all.

[@SHORT-FRIDAYS]

Happiness is when you see a NEW Kitboga come out!!

[@TheFos88]

Kit, you're valuable and your life matters.

[@NERDmNERDf]

Bonus points for correctly spelling both forms of your and you're

[@zachyaylor]

Who are the people that believe someone who can barely speak English is named Jenny Thomas

[@MoodusOperandi]

@user-ge9oc1wq3f Never been to the UK then, I see. 🤣

[@zarrowthehorse]

You're*

[@mojojojo3411]

​@@zarrowthehorseyou're mistaken

[@TVDruce]

The horrible part of Fridays - knowing that I'll watch the entire new video in one sitting and have to wait another week for another More Kitboga vid LOL

[@furistasTedis]

So like I do, I don’t watch for sometime and when he uploads I watch all in one sitting 😂😂

[@EightBillionplusOne]

Absolutely love these longer videos, I listen to them all through my daily routine

[@jackskellington4254]

Time to settle in for a new adventure! Thank you Kitboga for all you do!

[@SpaceCadet45s]

I'm so glad he uploaded when he did. Made my evening so much better 😊

[@vrandall30]

Kit, I hope after all these years of dealing with actual monsters that you really take serious care of your mental health. I had to take a break from listening/ watching you because I felt myself getting so angry at the scammers. It was affecting my mood. Your work is so important and you're so appreciated!!

[@pinkster803]

just chill and always remember kit is in control of every call i had to do the same thing then i realized i was just missing out on the fun, hope that helps

[@majikgaming_yt3885]

Kit is fine it's more of a laugh for him

[@smashtactix]

maybe you should seek mental health support if watching a video gives you this kind of symptom, If I was you I would even go as far as to say maybe avoid this kind of content as it sounds like you get effected way to much by what is meant to not be serious but fun. hope you are ok though,

[@wolin289]

You're not alone in that feeling, Vickie. I think that people who deal with monsters, however they encounter them, run that risk. It's probably not a bad idea to tell Kitboga that he's valuable and his life matters too.

[@majikgaming_yt3885]

@D Olin I'm pretty sure he is fine, he knows he's well loved by his followers and subs etc, if there was a possibility he was at risk he wouldn't be doing what he's doing, which is why he uses a VM, dummy bank accounts, emails etc including his VoIP phone to make sure none of his physical personal details are shared (other than what he wants people to know)

[@AmyPennsylvania]

I love listening to Kit at bedtime, and on a Friday night it's the icing on the cake! Keep up your fantastic work Kit!

[@LaMaiCreateStyle]

I’m happy to spend my Friday nights with Kitboga and scammers❗️

[@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith]

*WHY ARE YOU REDEEMINGGGG⁉️‼️I WILL REDEEM IT B!!!!*

[@margaretbingham468]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 trust Kitboga to mention “a balloon and beeping sound” right away last night of all nights 😂 you’re first class Kit, my utmost respect to you for everything you do in keeping the elderly and vulnerable safe from satellite scammers 🎈🛰️ well done! 😂 from, Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪☘️🇺🇸

[@adamm1633]

Why do people who 'sound' so polite have to be evil. How can they sleep at night putting out the fake nice in this world to make people who are actually genuinely nice either look like fakes, or for people who get screwed by these people to not trust either, remember all, there are people who do care about others, and who do not steal and are not pathological liars, thank you again Kit

[@gregkeeyako]

They make the best conmen.

[@doreen6659]

They* had me screaming at them, distrust in everyone, and finally just getting them to stop from the jump by telling them to stop lying, cheating, stealing, lose my number and watch their backs! We are sick of them, and could be at their home- restaurant - motel at any moment!

[@da__lang]

Can you imagine a senior bank official announcing to a customer that many employees at the local branch are engaged in criminal activity? And then telling the customer to keep doing business there despite the criminal activity, but just keep an eye on everyone. It's so preposterous.

[@roseq3650]

Thank you Kitboga!!! What a time to be alive 🥳🎉

[@GothicPhantom01]

A More Kitboga upload just as i'm getting comfy in bed?! (UK time 1:10am) that's made me smile! Thank you Kit, you are a Master of your craft

[@margaretbingham468]

I was asleep by 1:10am, I’m doing a Saturday morning catch-up snuggling up in my bed, here in Ireland 🇮🇪 😂😂😂😂

[@JackmeriusTacktheratrix7]

40:45 each and every little thing about these next couple minutes is GOLD. I did need to take a break and go have something. I didn't need the bathroom, though, because I had already pissed my pants.

[@TheLadyp1214]

As a bowling addict, I laughed out loud about the certificate for 3 all zero games!!!

[@kriswalker3275]

The confused old man voice is so awesome!

[@nena8692]

What is genius about Kitboga is that he gives and takes. Many times it would be funny to push back or distract the scammer, but he doesn't. They feel secure that this is a real victim, so they keep going.

[@DieselTheDog]

Friday night Kitboga! Love it

[@martinmix7464]

This may be my favorite call to date. Making the scammer do those mental gymnastics was so fun to watch!

[@michaeltaylor8835]

Kit is a master of messing with their heads.

[@CarinaPrimaBallerina]

It totally creeped me out when she reassured him, telling him "it's your own hard earned money". Absolutely no empathy!

[@EscargoBay]

"Why is my computer still on a date?" "Sir, it depends on the speed and performance of your computer" damn Kit, you missed a prime opportunity to comment on that!

[@bree789-x8c]

I know right?! I would have went in with all of the dirty jokes 😂 Would have been even more hilarious

[@AnneIllustrating]

Kit is too wholesome

[@ScorpioHR]

Well, if anydesk delivers as they've announced the other day on live stream (working on a permanent solution not only for their platform but all the other remote access softwares), I gonna miss these calls, yet it definitely should hit the world wide news!

[@karriegianni7022]

It’s so frustrating that our leaders don’t tell the American people (and UK, Ireland, Australian, etc) that these scams are happening and to never allow someone remote access.

[@DS9TREK]

​@@karriegianni7022banks and stuff tell customers about scams all the time. If people won't listen to them they won't listen to a government

[@LHeyden-o6i]

@@DS9TREKbanks & stuff?

[@MelAtlNP]

I agree it’s absolutely ridiculous to tell a person to goon their computer and look for evidence of child porn….yea…let me just plunge right in! She really expects to sound credible?

[@realbeast152]

Weekends just aren't weekends anymore without a new Kitboga vid to get into! Thank you!

[@Ropeadope62]

I enjoy these videos more than anything else on the Internet. Thanks Kit!

[@kitfluff2753]

After a horrible week of daily hospital appointments this is just what I needed. Thanks Kitboga you are the best ❤❤

[@candyparent2483]

Hi Kitfluff, hope things get better for you my dear! Sending virtual hugs from candyspoppin!🤗😎

[@kitfluff2753]

@@candyparent2483 thank you friend 💜💜💜💜

[@pierrebearr]

I hope you're doing well! I had to run one of my parents to and from the hospital last month and kit was one of the only moments of reprieve I got.

[@kitfluff2753]

@@pierrebearr I hope they are ok now? It’s my son who is very sick and I it’s breaking my heart as there is nothing I can do but watch

[@pierrebearr]

@@kitfluff2753 oh no I'm so sorry :( for me it's my mother, COVID complications, but she's doing okay now. I'll hope the same for your son!! ♥️♥️

[@tsunamisurfer7344]

I lost it when he said he wanted the money in coins.

[@2tonetony319]

When u leave a comment and haven’t even seen the stream yet, but u know it’s gonna be 🔥 🔥 🔥 cause it’s KITBOGA!!!

[@Sierra_Teri]

Exactly! Fantastic way to start a Friday night

[@bryanviera1895]

"My mission, should I choose to accept it..." I love this

[@bassimprovjams3772]

Kitboga does the best at sounding old, talking nice and slow repeating words kinda stuttering and mumbling, it’s just perfect

[@saramiles112]

You’re spoiling us with all the long uploads!! Thank you!

[@katthatter669]

On one hand, it's sad that most of these scammers have at most elementary school education. But then they show their character its disgusting. Kits killing them with 3rd grade logic and they cant comprehend.

[@ruthiemill]

I swear I was just rewatching ‘Entire Scam Call Center Goes Mad While I Redeem Gift Cards’, I refresh then boom! Happy Friday Kitboga! Let me indulge 😊

[@samderbyshire5434]

This scammer won’t forget you for a long while lol . She started to giggle and enjoy the call lol. Classic 😅

[@vaibhavchawla262]

Awesome awesome awesome. Exactly what I need for a lazy Friday evening 🙂

[@KoKuKr]

I’m 41 and Kitboga is easily one of my top three voice actors.

[@TR19]

He is all 3 of my top 3 voice actors

[@Steven-i5f]

Age is just a number

[@thutsman.]

I’m 31 and I don’t know what your age has to do with this comment but thank you for helping me to understand the definition of non sequitur.

[@ktrudy1]

I’m 50 and ditto

[@linnson]

who is the other 2

[@skatepunker]

every new video/stream makes me so happy

[@bradleywhite7285]

Kit i’m in love, amazing content, cant get enough and i’m not overlooking all the hard work you put in

[@nigoraziyaeva7326]

They really like it when customers write it down on A Piece Of Paper 😂

[@gregkeeyako]

With a pen... 🤣

[@gregkeeyako]

Just do this one thing....

[@ryanmcnally7162]

my god... I found this guy 2 days ago and I can't stop laughing.

[@angelikahecht4784]

I love Kitbogas videos, because he defeats these scammers with his high intelligence without becoming insulting. And in an extremely entertaining way.

[@SpydersByte]

This lady has ZERO idea what Kit is saying and its hilarious :D I love the half-drunk old man accent btw

[@katthatter669]

Lets go! Got my popcorn and blanket another Kit movie. Love this guy.

[@ZazooEel57]

One day, I wish you'd just hang up on them and when they call back you say you're at the police station with your computer and force them to convince a police officer to go through your computer 😂

[@ChakraDragons]

They would not engage at ALL if he even mentioned the police. It’s a nice thought but they’d just hang up sadly

[@StevenSupticEdited]

​​@@ChakraDragonsmost of them for sure, there are maybe one or two that were so desperate for a scam that I think they just might've gone along

[@TwiztidKandi]

HA!!!! NEVER GETS OLD!!! Great job, Kit! 💖

[@martinmix7464]

Kit missed his calling as a CIS (Computer Idea Suggestion) specialist! Million dollar ideas left and right with this guy!

[@antoniomoore3200]

The visual image of the Richard stuffing quarter after quarter into a vending machine and muttering about being a secret agent is just too much. In my head he would probably be dropping quarter's everywere😂

[@mikkoraassina]

Thank you for bringing so much joy to your subscriber's weekend, Kit!

[@ronniek.6393]

You are brilliant!!! Thanks for the hours of entertainment. Extra kudos for fighting the bad guys.

[@Cherish85]

You made my Friday, Kit!😆🤘🏻 Thanks so much, always!

[@Tobeesho]

Kit doesn't like when "love" is expressed to him,even when we mean his WORK. Gotta say what mean, I guess 🤷.

[@Cherish85]

@@Tobeesho Noted. I sure will👍🏻

[@lucid_dreams420]

A new FULL call from Kit!? Time to put on the buds and do some cleaning. 👏💯 I get so much shxt done when I'm entertained. 🤣

[@digitalmusic4803]

I find falling asleep to different videos bring different results. Falling asleep to this one brought me a dream about sleeping in a messy dormitory and having a sleeping bag which had hole in both ends, me thinking how to protect my wallet which I put in a backpack, and finding soon that the backpack has disappeared. 3 suspicious guys which was in the dream prior to the dormitory scene, which was about some messy shelves with old food and warm pizzas and strange conversation about eating etc., denied they had taken it, but they were laughing in an incidious way. LOL.

[@Moonstorms]

I just found you this morning and I can’t put you down😂😂😂 thank you for being the square peg in the round hole. Thank you doing this please don’t stop very good at it.

[@pattas2005]

Wow again you post a video just when i'm in need of something to watch lol 😂 Thank you Kit! 🥳🥳🥳

[@lissanne9769]

Jeez, this was so hilarious. Richard the spy (007), with his own talking calculator as a secret weapon. "The goose is in the hen house". That's code for "Get out NOW. They know who 007 really is" Thank you, Kitboga for this fantastic video

[@RyanVenegas]

Yessss, just in time for some weekend relaxation! Thanks for the new content!

[@jonnawyatt]

Jenny is friendly and polite (up to 1.50 anyway) This makes her more dangerous than the screaming, abusive male scammers.

[@karriegianni7022]

I agree with you so much. The women always seem to be better at scamming for some reason. They sound more professional, they remain calm, etc.

[@-danR]

"I understand." With that one sentence the woman could make more counseling money than Dr. Linda Fairbottom.

[@McAwesomePants]

@@karriegianni7022 It's funny because a friend and I think it's usually the opposite. Of course there are exceptions on both sides, but when a female scammer gets frustrated they can get absolutely vindictive and cruel. It's almost worse than the scammers that just scream endlessly, because they're just throwing a tantrum really. At least they all break down at the end, though. They deserve it.

[@jeffyuu]

Totally!

[@seove1]

​@@karriegianni7022luckily in that misogynistic society, she won't get far.

[@truthrules8827]

This is amazing another full episode of Indian scammer destruction. Thanks Kitboga I know it will be a fun video.

[@patricks_music]

I love spending time with you and chat on streams. Thanks for what you do!

[@bibechnathatal2225]

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Kit. You are amazing!!!

[@hypnoticleslie]

“I don’t know if I have a good spy hat.” 😂😭🤣

[@chappygrey3603]

wow is right! It is so sad to see them do this to victims. Thanks for all you do Kit. We know you live in their heads rent free.

[@GraceAndHumility]

The first five minutes are comedy gold

[@GraceAndHumility]

As well as the rest of it

[@KoKuKr]

Breathtaking and ridiculous at the same time 😂

[@davidjoseph3188]

Yes the old man my favourite character 😁😃 great job kit keep it up love from London 🇬🇧

[@snooganslestat2030]

Glad I wasn't outside with my headphones when he said what he was doing on the web! 🤣 I did decide to watch this knowing I'm going out for a walk so...

[@TR19]

Imagine being the vending machine operator and finding 5k extra in the machine

[@cjshuster]

[In a British Accent] Thank you Triple-O 7 for your efforts on behalf of His Majesty's Secret Service. We all salute you. Now go have a martini...You deserve it.

[@phoebelong7513]

wow.....good work triple O7....mission accomplished. Tom Cruise could not have done it any better. Thank you for your service to your country.........hahahahaha......this was great!!!

[@wawaelias8842]

dude you missed your calling! you could have been a phenomenal actor!! Why you are not getting casting calls is beyond me, but you truly are the best!!

[@ronyae3652]

Oh Kitboga your always on time again. Another night sipping wine now on a cold night in Philadelphia it's 19 temperature outside house temperature 82 im here for it. Thanks Kitboga. Got me through some hard times thanks a bunch ❤️

[@ramblingheart6625]

Thank you Kit for making my Friday night better been watching the videos to sleep and I’m making a 2nd round ❤

[@jacquelinecollins2754]

Your personality shines so bright, your the best, love your videos,seen everyone probably five times each, .loving the long versions, these scammers don't stand a chance with you, and they know it.... 😂

[@dlo715]

"While you're at target you have to get 6 $500 gift cards." Me: "Why would you do that." Kit: ".... Why would I do that?" 😂😂😂😂

[@confessionsfromadangerousmind]

Hell yeah, more Kitboga!

[@Stephnooob]

A new more kitboga is the best way to start a weekend

[@bravery_08]

Thank you for doing what you do!

[@glenpolen5562]

Kitboga is the best. I love the cartoon kitboga.. I just noticed how his eyebrow lifted up above his glasses when he was talking, and when he turned his head to the right .

[@amygradybsw]

"MY mission should I choose to accept it...." Dude you have her hooked line and sinker...ilmfao 😀😃

[@cargo_vroom9729]

1:33:20 Kitboga's character gets away from him and says something truly crazy. Kit is alarmed.

[@ginamartinez1654]

Im totally with you with you on the child porn thing. Pisses me off them even saying that. Its a very serious matter and to throw it around for your own gain is disgusting.

[@xuseyourillusion1507]

Another one to listen and fall asleep to… thanks! :D

[@markmunro8753]

When scammers jump through a flaming hoop Kit makes It smaller and smaller until I can smell burnt curry chicken.❤😂😂😂

[@Dunya_Journey]

Keep these gems coming Mr Kitboga.

[@ktrudy1]

Omg lol. I can’t with this guy. I’m cracking up. Entertaining and doing a fabulous thing too ❤❤❤

[@G00BER-SILLY-j5p]

The king of improv ❤

[@RGTFLA85]

Me and my wife watch so much Kitboga that this weekend I was going to redeem my points from a restaurant for a free meal. Told my wife to pick out what she wanted, she could have hit redeem and she was afraid to do it till she confirmed with me. I asked her, "Do I look like I am going to say do not redeem?!"

[@lisahurlbut6412]

Awesome and creative as always!

[@sun.shiiiine__]

Yay, weekend Boga 😁😁

[@alwaysKD]

I've heard you use North Olmsted Ohio in your videos a few times- which is so random out of all places! Lol! I live 15 minutes from North Olmsted and just so you know the zip code is 44138! I heard the "bank manager" say, when he was " verifying your address" something starting with a 2 I believe? Anyway, you are awesome &thank you for making these awesome videos!

[@JorgeEPerez978]

I can't sit there and listen to podcasts that are like 2, 3, or 4 hours but this. . . This I can do.