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VaazkL

VaazkL

Күн бұрын

Scary Memes
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Check these out or i will cry
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@VaazkLShorts
@VaazkLShorts Жыл бұрын
drop some video ideas! twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES 🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)
@henryebred
@henryebred Жыл бұрын
fruit memes
@n64briel
@n64briel Жыл бұрын
Day 40 of asking VaazKl to do donut memes
@SuperProbablyLvl
@SuperProbablyLvl Жыл бұрын
day 3 of asking for geometry dash memes
@GunsAndAmmo3
@GunsAndAmmo3 Жыл бұрын
What happened to star wars memes
@Ozymandias_42
@Ozymandias_42 Жыл бұрын
Day 2 of asking for sad memes I need a good cry
@lukemiller378
@lukemiller378 Жыл бұрын
A couple years ago, my sister(9yo) and I(11yo) told my cousin(10yo) that The Conjuring was a comedy movie so he would watch it and we apparently scarred him for life in his words. He had nightmares and he wouldn’t trust us with picking movies for a bit. Now he acts like a crazy person and it’s tradition for all three of us to watch horror movies together now.
@dusyyyyy
@dusyyyyy Жыл бұрын
reddit ah comment
@ZebraLuv
@ZebraLuv Жыл бұрын
Oh that's nothing. When I was a kid I heard Bruno was a funny movie and talked the whole family into going to see it.
@Field_Marshall704
@Field_Marshall704 Жыл бұрын
@@ZebraLuvis bruno a real movie or did you mean cujo? If its real what is it about as i have never heard of it
@DevinDemoe-om3ki
@DevinDemoe-om3ki Жыл бұрын
Naaaah bro tell my why I just got a conjuring ad on this video bro this is not haram
@elienidsanchez6612
@elienidsanchez6612 Жыл бұрын
He should’ve went to the house itself
@M_K130
@M_K130 Жыл бұрын
let me get this straight, if I donate a kidney, I’m a “hero”. but if I donate 17, the police are at my house?
@Nicko-4-g
@Nicko-4-g Жыл бұрын
But if you donate 200 your a hero again
@dannylo5875
@dannylo5875 Жыл бұрын
No. You're a hero serial murderer
@Kat-mu8wq
@Kat-mu8wq Жыл бұрын
...how do they feel about hearts? I have a freezer full of them..
@InternetStrangerThatCanRead
@InternetStrangerThatCanRead Жыл бұрын
@@Nicko-4-g and you're anonymous so your family doesn't come asking
@Nicko-4-g
@Nicko-4-g Жыл бұрын
@@InternetStrangerThatCanRead exactly
@broofli
@broofli Жыл бұрын
Therapist: VaazkL doesn't shout, no need to worry. Shouting VaazkL at the end:
@Oscribus
@Oscribus Жыл бұрын
he's angry and sad and mad and he's crying inside :(
@idkcba
@idkcba Жыл бұрын
@@Oscribus Poor VaazkL :(
@Raquel-is-weird
@Raquel-is-weird Жыл бұрын
mom I’m scared come pick me up @@idkcba
@Doritoschiplivingthebestlife
@Doritoschiplivingthebestlife Жыл бұрын
J
@Jks2014
@Jks2014 Жыл бұрын
@@DoritoschiplivingthebestlifeW
@AunutoTheOrca
@AunutoTheOrca Жыл бұрын
Vaazkl shouting at the end is the scariest part of this video
@SleepyHollowKnight
@SleepyHollowKnight Жыл бұрын
You spoiled it >:(
@IRoseASeagull
@IRoseASeagull Жыл бұрын
@@SleepyHollowKnightyou’re putting yourself at risk for spoilers if you read the comments
@goofuston
@goofuston 11 ай бұрын
​@@IRoseASeagullpeople on their way to complain about books having spoilers on the movie:
@legorescueairboat8072
@legorescueairboat8072 Жыл бұрын
15:49 should have said “ detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?”
@ZPNDG
@ZPNDG Жыл бұрын
LMAOO (btw its 16:49) the sad part is that literally nobody would understand that cuz like 90% of ppl dont even know the existence of the word "leviathan" also hello there, fellow subnautica enjoyer
@mr.2minutes161
@mr.2minutes161 Жыл бұрын
@JR-gp2zk kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYOkqZuMipxqpJYsi=Z8-pSMF1crYdpKMw
@milan64982
@milan64982 Жыл бұрын
​@@ZPNDGno he did mean 15:49
@federovsquared5646
@federovsquared5646 Жыл бұрын
" *AHEAD FLANK, EMERGENCY SPEED* "
@finlaywells2239
@finlaywells2239 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I was playing subnautica once, and it said that. THERE SHOULD BE A DIFFERENT AUDIO Edit note: there was 10 leviathans
@evantambolang3052
@evantambolang3052 Жыл бұрын
You're the only meme channel that I don't feel uncomfortable for using your real voice while the others cringed me so much due to their constant laughing and saying everything that aren't related to the memes
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 9 ай бұрын
Have you tried Matt Rose?
@Boba56
@Boba56 9 ай бұрын
How about emkay
@Wobbagong
@Wobbagong 3 ай бұрын
Matt Rose, Emkay, and VaazkL are literally the best Reddit (and things like that) commentary channels
@AussieBall-Animations2
@AussieBall-Animations2 Жыл бұрын
No matter how scary the meme is Vazkl will still have the same dead voice
@lightcpkhfm2305
@lightcpkhfm2305 Жыл бұрын
and that's why we love this channel
@Lavi_84
@Lavi_84 25 күн бұрын
That's what makes the channel the best
@tw1ddledee
@tw1ddledee Жыл бұрын
A scary fact about me is when I was five I used to capture butterflies, rip their WINGS OFF and stuff their bodies under my pillow in hopes that they would never fly away from me again. Until my mom stopped me after finding this out.
@deontaeavila3514
@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын
I do something similar, but with small animals.
@RailenThePlaneNerd
@RailenThePlaneNerd Жыл бұрын
Uhm..I’m sorry…YOU W H A T
@theinkyoneiguess_
@theinkyoneiguess_ Жыл бұрын
... ... ... *...you what?*
@KBLS267
@KBLS267 Жыл бұрын
nahh this is worse than the coc- and ball toture
@dannylo5875
@dannylo5875 Жыл бұрын
Oh God. That was really interesting...
@ryanstoyreviewsz
@ryanstoyreviewsz Жыл бұрын
that water bottle and the lamppost be scary asf
@BarkingBunny
@BarkingBunny Жыл бұрын
3:06 wh- why did their mom buy a buffalo..?
@LoganPrimm
@LoganPrimm Жыл бұрын
Yes they are exotic pets kinda like the guy with the Girraffe
@MDZAYAN-i4q
@MDZAYAN-i4q Жыл бұрын
Lunch
@The_lamb_sauce
@The_lamb_sauce 7 ай бұрын
@@LoganPrimmTHE GUY WITH A WHAT-
@LoganPrimm
@LoganPrimm 7 ай бұрын
@@The_lamb_sauce yeah I saw a post on Reddit about a guy who owned a giraffe, I'm not sure if he owns it anymore tho
@Coco_1958
@Coco_1958 6 ай бұрын
@@LoganPrimm yeah, no, I don’t want a giraffe licking my face in my sleep💀
@AllytheGumby
@AllytheGumby Жыл бұрын
These memes are genuinely amazing, man. This is the first meme video that made me continuously giggle hysterically so much so that my parents kept looking at me like I was a nut! LOL
@burnt.m1lk
@burnt.m1lk Жыл бұрын
You know how scary it is to see an urban outfitter's bag at night? I saw it move (my eyes are weird) and I knew it was an urban outfitters bag but I was genuinely scared
@monsterjambrony
@monsterjambrony Жыл бұрын
9:07 This was the scariest meme of them all!
@Zero_san0
@Zero_san0 Жыл бұрын
how do you do that make the time blue and link and all
@tiffanyhughes8591
@tiffanyhughes8591 Жыл бұрын
​@@Zero_san0It does that automatically
@AldoMarrufo-t4y
@AldoMarrufo-t4y Жыл бұрын
​@@Zero_san0noob
@zoesellers3829
@zoesellers3829 Жыл бұрын
​@@Zero_san0You just have to type the time without spaces. For example, 2: 36 has a space between the numbers, where as 3:41 doesn't. You just have to type time how it's supposed to be.
@Zero_san0
@Zero_san0 Жыл бұрын
ohhhh thx@@zoesellers3829
@MTM_Zed
@MTM_Zed Жыл бұрын
As a monster, I can confirm
@nickmilano2516
@nickmilano2516 Жыл бұрын
SHE WAs 18 IN DOG YEARS😭😭😭
@deontaeavila3514
@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын
Arousing. 🥵
@nippersnippers9178
@nippersnippers9178 Жыл бұрын
reliable source
@Displayname-v3t
@Displayname-v3t Жыл бұрын
As a dude with a clown pfp I can also confirm
@MTM_Zed
@MTM_Zed Жыл бұрын
@@Displayname-v3t homies!
@Random_Cable69
@Random_Cable69 Жыл бұрын
That toddler one though...
@operatorchakkoty4257
@operatorchakkoty4257 7 ай бұрын
YES WHAT THE FUCK
@Fube187
@Fube187 9 ай бұрын
When I was a kid, i had like a rc lightning mcqueen and one night, it just randomly began driving through my room in circles. I'm still traumatized from this
@ixs67
@ixs67 Жыл бұрын
1:40 The most satisfying and perfect thwap i well ever hear in my entire life
@ixs67
@ixs67 11 ай бұрын
@RichardHughs-tk4ci agree
@Redwan777
@Redwan777 10 ай бұрын
Lava is also very delicious. But you can only eat it once
@maelo477
@maelo477 Жыл бұрын
2:10 this just proves yet again that Florida men are a different breed
@SurfinBird313
@SurfinBird313 Жыл бұрын
If you ever feel lonely just remember: you’re never alone! I’m always there.
@thefirststage
@thefirststage Жыл бұрын
where tf were you when i was crying in the bathroom
@miamoonlightyt5051
@miamoonlightyt5051 Жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@STARVAs132
@STARVAs132 Жыл бұрын
good sir please leave me alone, playing animal crossing for 70 hours straight. I do not require your assistance.
@Redwan777
@Redwan777 10 ай бұрын
Every moment I am not running-
@clichedeamon3277
@clichedeamon3277 9 ай бұрын
ooh so THATS who was in my closet singing nursery rhymes every night
@hellandruby
@hellandruby Жыл бұрын
You sound so much happier! I'm so happy for you! Congratulations!
@Oscribus
@Oscribus Жыл бұрын
not by the end, idk what happened there.
@hellandruby
@hellandruby Жыл бұрын
​@@Oscribushe recorded that part before the others. I remembered seeing the end part in another of his videos. He usually does that is a pert fits well into another video.
@ravenseptimus3108
@ravenseptimus3108 Жыл бұрын
0:43 I'd call a priest if i were you..
@JAYCEnLOLA
@JAYCEnLOLA 9 ай бұрын
@Hazard-9542it is a real story it’s a real case.
@JAYCEnLOLA
@JAYCEnLOLA 9 ай бұрын
@Hazard-9542 you didn’t have to be so rude about it
@JAYCEnLOLA
@JAYCEnLOLA 9 ай бұрын
@Hazard-9542 I wouldn’t
@JAYCEnLOLA
@JAYCEnLOLA 9 ай бұрын
@Hazard-9542 it’s true I don’t get mad if someone corrects me
@mincaftmintplayz4058
@mincaftmintplayz4058 6 ай бұрын
Same I would be crying I’m also I have a fear of skinwalkers sooo…
@justsomewendigowithinterne7062
@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 Жыл бұрын
2:02 give em the "wassup bruh" head nod then go back to sleep
@tectamk.thorne7837
@tectamk.thorne7837 10 ай бұрын
It’s an intervention, what did you do?
@totally_aquarius
@totally_aquarius Жыл бұрын
“Muffled screaming from her stomach” Chica in a sentence
@XenoTheEnergized1339
@XenoTheEnergized1339 Жыл бұрын
5:37 Fursuits about be crazy with this.
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 8 ай бұрын
They are already like this. There called “realistic fursuits”
@Ishowcaseoh-eg9lc
@Ishowcaseoh-eg9lc 7 ай бұрын
that cat has no neck
@Left_Joy-Con
@Left_Joy-Con Жыл бұрын
9:40 This needs to be an animation
@End_Oe
@End_Oe 10 ай бұрын
lol
@CC_Animations-Mia
@CC_Animations-Mia 2 ай бұрын
on it bro
@Left_Joy-Con
@Left_Joy-Con 2 ай бұрын
​@@CC_Animations-Mia Let us know how progress goes!
@Mayonaiese
@Mayonaiese Жыл бұрын
That broken iris triggered a phobia I didn't know I had
@Animallover24678
@Animallover24678 Жыл бұрын
you mom bought a buffalo?
@kashskitchen7178
@kashskitchen7178 Жыл бұрын
the first time he actually wasnt calm
@Theddiler
@Theddiler Жыл бұрын
8:46 as an Aussie I can confirm Steve Irwin did not give a shit if he died with the animals he just wanted to play with dangerous animals
@ILikeCats_285
@ILikeCats_285 Жыл бұрын
2:41 10 missed calls from my dad would be scarier. I don’t have a dad
@NQueenPlays12
@NQueenPlays12 12 күн бұрын
Sameeeee
@Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng
@Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng Жыл бұрын
That 'light' is a demon. I swear.
@jenniferskarie374
@jenniferskarie374 Жыл бұрын
6:38 Some random guy with the astronauts: GUYS. I FEEL DEJAVU.
@ArethaN.A
@ArethaN.A Жыл бұрын
The perfect video to watch while being so sick that im at the hospital at night.
@deadlydingus1138
@deadlydingus1138 Жыл бұрын
7:10 “And then… they saw it… the vacuum cleaner!”
@CarRadio572
@CarRadio572 5 ай бұрын
The best protection against ghosts is a pair of cats. Any time I hear a strange noise in my house I blame it on the cats.
@slithxrx4489
@slithxrx4489 Жыл бұрын
2:03 Jason, you know your my favorite, help me
@HusseinZibara-m8z
@HusseinZibara-m8z Күн бұрын
I dont blink to remove it i pick it up from my eye
@The_OwO_Shogun
@The_OwO_Shogun Жыл бұрын
5:02 I remember when this first happened, lots of KZbin videos were like "faLl GUyS dArK SeCRET nOT KiD FrIeNdLY?!?" And I'm like, "STF up!" It's a skeleton! Of course if you peel the skin off of something it's gonna look weird! It's not evil, it's a skeleton. I have one too. I'm evil but that's wholly unrelated.
@RandomBeluga1878
@RandomBeluga1878 Жыл бұрын
Bro started opening up at the end 💀
@Clodsireenjoyer-bc9cd
@Clodsireenjoyer-bc9cd Жыл бұрын
1:04 russian roulette
@Bad_animationz
@Bad_animationz 9 ай бұрын
Yes bjt its sus
@Kawf._.is-trash
@Kawf._.is-trash Жыл бұрын
that good boy scared the hell outta me
@anpbxypo
@anpbxypo Жыл бұрын
Love you VaazkL, great memes keep up the good work 💪
@johntoro7815
@johntoro7815 4 ай бұрын
that 89 angle really fucked me up i had to go back to make sure
@thekawaiirabbit
@thekawaiirabbit Жыл бұрын
This is literally the first time I have seen him show emotion in the end
@ALIASHFABINMOHDASHRAFMoe
@ALIASHFABINMOHDASHRAFMoe 4 ай бұрын
That first one with the bottle of water almost gave me a heart attack 💀💀
@darrennew8211
@darrennew8211 Жыл бұрын
For the Mars mission finding a skull, there's an excellent novel called Inherit the Stars, wherein early astronauts on Mars find a 50,000-year-old human skeleton in a space suit on the moon. It's a great novel.
@valenciageode25
@valenciageode25 Жыл бұрын
Not to give TMI, but I had to stop the video to go to the bathroom before I wet myself laughing. Amazing work.
@GlitchIl
@GlitchIl Жыл бұрын
this person has never not sounded completely emotionless
@Placeholder79
@Placeholder79 Жыл бұрын
Stop this madness, I'm not supposed to be cackling in bed in the middle of the night
@YourBoyCat
@YourBoyCat Жыл бұрын
0:38 NAH WHAT IS THAT IN THE MIRROR
@GojiRatEdts
@GojiRatEdts Жыл бұрын
What is it?
@YourBoyCat
@YourBoyCat Жыл бұрын
@@GojiRatEdts you didn't see that the mirror like there was a print of a body on it
@julianparsons3027
@julianparsons3027 10 ай бұрын
That just one of the Flash’s rogues gallery - Mirror Master…
@Dysantrum
@Dysantrum 3 ай бұрын
What? It's just the souls of the damned.
@Foxlover781
@Foxlover781 9 ай бұрын
Was just walking to my room with my bag on my back, home alone and the strap of the bag got caught on a door handle and it scared the living daylights out of me, thought someone grabbed me
@ILOVEBakugo-32
@ILOVEBakugo-32 Жыл бұрын
3:34 He looks like he's running away from the men and black 😭🙏
@AverageGamer__
@AverageGamer__ Жыл бұрын
😭🙏
@KurapikasMother
@KurapikasMother 7 ай бұрын
0:44 this cat is a well known skinwalker. A man once got a cat from the shelter, thinking it was just a normal cat. But the cat started acting weird after some time. Andnafter 2 weeks, the man was not able to sleep because of screams he would hear all night long. The neighbors told him he was crazy. But as the owner finally had enough he decided to put the cat in a box and leave him somewhere far away. Later that night the neighbors heard a terrifying scream coming from the mans house. But when they went inside to check. The man was dead on the bed. His eyes wide open, looking like he has seen a ghost.. ehen they called the ploice to investigate they found that he uploaded a picture. Just 5 minutes before he died. And that picture, was his abandoned cat. Sitting there staring at him.
@mirandaandrews3399
@mirandaandrews3399 Жыл бұрын
Love Vaakzkls reaction at the end😂😂😂
@THE_SOSC
@THE_SOSC 8 ай бұрын
"What if your teeth are naturally flacid but get hard when your hungry" killed me 😂😂😂
@wolfsta3017
@wolfsta3017 Жыл бұрын
Ok I’m not a perfectionist but that god damn corner on that angle WAS POKING OUT
@OreoGoesWoof
@OreoGoesWoof Жыл бұрын
Just imagine thousands of spiders slowly eating you
@ari-xx
@ari-xx Жыл бұрын
9:02 is the best one (SPOOKY SCARY SKELE-)
@YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy
@YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy 10 ай бұрын
His emotionless voice makes this so much better
@ErinCailinCatGirl
@ErinCailinCatGirl Жыл бұрын
3:47 thankfully this is impossible 👁👁
@Anonymous_Idiot69
@Anonymous_Idiot69 11 ай бұрын
Thanks but OH GOD WHY THOSE EMOJIS
@ArianaAshham
@ArianaAshham 6 ай бұрын
This f'ked me up for three days thanks man
@brightwarrior2910
@brightwarrior2910 Жыл бұрын
0:51 Ants: Pathetic.
@BrennanCasey-es7qr
@BrennanCasey-es7qr 9 ай бұрын
The Buffalo itself didn't scare me... THE FACT YOU HAVE A BUFFALO, IN YOUR HOUSE SCARED ME
@StackND
@StackND Жыл бұрын
1:30 bro really got that soul sand
@abhisentertainment7314
@abhisentertainment7314 5 ай бұрын
😭
@ARandomDude59
@ARandomDude59 11 ай бұрын
“Babe… I’ve got a horrible headache…” “How tf are you alive”
@ScarryMouche
@ScarryMouche 11 ай бұрын
0:16 The hero :SHAMBLES
@69SuperSeniorGoJo69
@69SuperSeniorGoJo69 11 ай бұрын
THE ONE PIECE!!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
@V1-Gaming
@V1-Gaming Жыл бұрын
they could just make the impostor taste like dog crap while the others taste fine.
@Doggo_is_sus
@Doggo_is_sus 2 ай бұрын
Some guy donates 1 kidney and is a hero and is celebrated but I donate 1000 kidneys and I'm a villain and jailed for years? That doesn't seem fair.
@A-person-who-exists-d6j
@A-person-who-exists-d6j 3 күн бұрын
I know its dumb right your saving lives
@THE_trueloaf
@THE_trueloaf 2 ай бұрын
3:06 WDYM A BUFFALO WERE DO YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?
@Vacuum_And_Siren_Expert
@Vacuum_And_Siren_Expert Жыл бұрын
0:03 Siren Head's goth girlfriend -some legend on the internet
@BrannanHoltzclaw
@BrannanHoltzclaw Жыл бұрын
When i saw that thumbnail my first thought was how he even got 200 kidneys.
@idkcba
@idkcba Жыл бұрын
12:03 DONT DISS GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUSOME KIDS!!! That show was my JAM when I was little and every so often I go back and watch episodes on KZbin to reminisce. Ahh, the good ol' days 😂😂
@Doku71
@Doku71 10 ай бұрын
Bird at 2:07, harpy eagle. Large birds, hunt monkeys, harmless to humans, and unfortunately aren't afraid, heavily poached because of it.
@1v3r50n0fficial
@1v3r50n0fficial Жыл бұрын
Shiver me timbers
@Thunder_Archer1
@Thunder_Archer1 7 ай бұрын
glad im not the only one who thought about making a sandpaper floor room as a torture device
@metalmadness5851
@metalmadness5851 Жыл бұрын
For the last one, I watched Aliens when I was too young. Yeah, it scared me, but it left a lot of weird ideas in my head that I did get to compare to the movie when I watched it as an adult, which was fun.
@StraightenYourBack-v3x
@StraightenYourBack-v3x Жыл бұрын
Aliens? Are you Peter Parker by any chance?
@NijutheWolf
@NijutheWolf Жыл бұрын
Holy shit that yell really made my heart drop. I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU VAAZ
@Silk17373
@Silk17373 Жыл бұрын
How to bury a body: Why did you look down here.
@ellabennett6091
@ellabennett6091 Жыл бұрын
Because I wanted to make sure you were recommending accurate technique.
@TheFluffyWendigo
@TheFluffyWendigo Жыл бұрын
Don't have to bury a body if you eat it.
@xOrionNebula2708
@xOrionNebula2708 11 ай бұрын
@@TheFluffyWendigo uhhhh
@3rdStreetAVolitionite
@3rdStreetAVolitionite 8 ай бұрын
'Cause I knew you wouldn't have the balls to post how.
@christopherduncan1720
@christopherduncan1720 5 ай бұрын
The love nectar one got me questioning my existence at 2 am
@porainessemundao
@porainessemundao Жыл бұрын
Build your future: House (Last number of your like): 0- Home 🏠 1-Apartment 🏢 2-Mansion 🏯 3-Coverage 🌃 4-Tent⛺ 5-Winery 🍇🍷 6-Castle 🏰 7-Hotel 8-Farm🐮🐎🐂🐄🐃🐷🐑🐏🐐 9-Trailer🚃 Location/landscape(last number of your comment): 0-Highway 🛣 1-Rural Area 2-Place where you work 3-Big City🌆🌇🏙🌃 4-Beach 🏖 5-Sand desert🏜 6-Island 🏝 7-Mountains 8-Forest 9-Snow Desert☃️ Will marry? (Take a dice and roll. The number you roll will say): 1,2,3-Yes 4,5,6-No Spouse (Your favorite sport; only if in the previous question you said you are getting married): Football - Blonde 👦🏼👧🏼 Handball - Chinese🇨🇳 Volleyball - Arabic👳👳‍♀️👳‍♂️ Baseball - African 👨🏿‍🦱👩🏿 Basketball - Redhead🧑🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰 American Football -Amerindian👦🏾👧🏾 Ice Hockey - Mexican 🇲🇽 Golf - Italian🇮🇹 Boxing - Spanish🇪🇦 Rugby - Portuguese🇵🇹 Judo - Greek🇬🇷 Karate - French🇫🇷 Jiu-Jitsu - British 🇬🇧 Swimming - Russian🇷🇺 Water Polo - German🇩🇪 Tennis-Aboriginal 🇵🇬🇦🇺 Table Tennis - Indian🇮🇳 Surfing - Japanese🇯🇵 Badminton - Korean 🇰🇵🇰🇷 Kung Fu - Jew(ia)🇮🇱 Gymnastics - Persian🇮🇷 Cycling - Gaucho🧉 Racing - American🇺🇲🦅🗽🤠🏈⚾️🏀 Formula 1 - Hawaiian 🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️ Equestrian - Inuit 🇨🇦 Snowboard - Maori🇳🇿 Ski - Surfer🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️🏄 Rowing - Gothic🧛🏻‍♂️🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻 Curling - Cowboy 🤠👨 🌾👩 🌾🧑 🌾 Synchronized Swimming - Millionaire💲 Ballet - Billionaire💲💲 Other-You can choose Will you have children? (Take two dice. The number you have will tell you if you will have it or not): 1,2,3,4,5,6-Yes 7,8,9,10,11,12- No (If two equal numbers have fallen, you can choose whether or not to have them) Number of children (the sum of your last 2 phone numbers; the first number represents boys, and the second represents girls; only if you said in the previous question that you are going to have children) Example: my last 2 phone numbers are 2 and 5, so I will have 7 children, 2 boys and 5 girls (2+5). Your profession (Color of the shirt you are currently wearing): Dark Blue-Teacher👨‍🏫👩‍🏫 Yellow-Employee 🧹 Red- Vet 🏨🏥🏪🐒🐶🦍🐺🦊🦝🐱 Light Green- Cook 🍳 Orange-Waiter🥙➡️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 White - Children's party entertainer Purple-Policeman🚔🚓👩‍✈️👨‍✈️👮‍♀️👮‍♂️ Rosa-Chafer 🚕🚖🚗🚘🚙 Colorful - Tailor 🧣 Black-Baker 🥖🥐🍞🥨🥯🥞 Gray - Tourist Guide🏖🏜🏝🏞 Golden- Lawyer 👨 💻👩 💻 Brown- Engineer 👷‍♂️👷‍♀️ Ciano-Mason 👷‍♂️👷‍♀️ Beige- Political 👨 💼👩 💼 Salmon-Firefighter 👨‍🚒👩‍🚒 Grená-Athlete⚽️⚾️🥎🏀🏐🏈 Wine- Trashman 🗑 Lilac-Psychologist 🧠 Light Blue- Scientist 👨 🔬👩 🔬 Navy Blue-Judge 👩‍⚖👨‍⚖ Celeste Blue Entrepreneur 💲 Dark Green- Actor🎬 White Ice- Astronaut 👨 🚀👩 🚀 Green Water-Doctor 👨‍⚕️ Anil- Pharmacist 👨‍🔬 Another color- Trucker 🚛 I'm not wearing a shirt - take your pick Your salary per year (look at the time you are viewing this, multiply the hours by the minutes and then multiply the result by 100) Ex: it's 16:06=16x6=96.96x100=$9,600 (If the salary was $0, you will receive your age multiplied by 1000. Ex: if you are 17 years old, you will receive $17,000) Your means of transport (Your birth month) January-Car 🚗 February-Moto🏍 March-Cart/Horses🐎🐴 April-Helicopter🚁 May-Private Jet 🛩 June-ATV July-Bicycle 🚲 August-Skateboard🛹 september-limousine October-Scooter 🛴 November-Lambreta 🛵 December- Indian Taxi 🛺 Your pet (The first letter of its name): A- Dog 🐶 B- Cat 🐱 C- Turtle 🐢 D- Owl 🦉 E- Parrot 🦜 F-Bat🦇 G-Pig🐖 H- Chicken 🐓 I- Rabbit 🐇 J-Horse 🐎🐴 K-Squirrel🐿 L-Hedgehog🦔 M-Monkey🐒🐵 N- Capybara 🦛 O-Fish 🐠🐟 P- Sheep 🐑 Q-Duck🦆 R- Snake 🐍 S- Frog🐸 T- Cow 🐮🐄 U- Hamster🐹 V-Spider🕷🕸 W- Toucan 🦤 X-Scorpio🦂 Y-Goat🐐 Z- Turkey🦃 Your social class (day of the week you are viewing this post): Sun- Miserable Mon- Poor Tue-middle class Wed-rich Thi- Millionaire Fri - billionaire Sat- Infinite money Country (last 2 digits of your phone number): 00-USA🇺🇸* 01-Brazil🇧🇷 ** 02-Italy 🇮🇹 *** 03-Australia🇦🇺 04-Japan 🇯🇵 05-France 🇨🇵 06-China🇨🇳 07-Russia🇷🇺 08-Aruba🇦🇼 09-Hungary 🇭🇺 10-Seychelles 🇸🇨 11-United Kingdom 🇬🇧 12-Ireland 🇮🇪 13-India 🇮🇳 14-South Korea 🇰🇷 15-Mexico 🇲🇽 16-Canada 🇨🇦 17-Egypt 🇪🇬 18-Thailand 🇹🇭 19-New Zealand 🇳🇿 20-Kenya🇰🇪 21-Greece 🇬🇷 22-Algeria 🇩🇿 23-Ghana🇬🇭 24-Czech Republic🇨🇿 25-Germany 🇩🇪 26-Switzerland 🇨🇭 27-Honduras 🇭🇳 28-Chile 🇨🇱 29-Madagascar 🇲🇬 30-Jamaica 🇯🇲 31-Tanzania 🇹🇿 32-Argentina🇦🇷 33-Uruguay 🇺🇾 34-Paraguay 🇵🇾 35-Bolivia 🇧🇴 36-Peru 🇵🇪 37-Portugal 🇵🇹 38-Spain 🇪🇸 39-Costa Rica 🇨🇷 40-Ecuador 🇪🇨 41-Colombia 🇨🇴 42-Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 43-South Africa 🇿🇦 44-Papua New Guinea🇵🇬 45-Namibia 🇳🇦 46-Turkey🇹🇷 47-Romania🇷🇴 48-Austria🇦🇹 49-Slovenia 🇸🇮 50-Sri Lanka🇱🇰 51-Denmark 🇩🇰 52-Finland 🇫🇮 53-Iceland 🇮🇸 54-Sweden 🇸🇪 55-Norway 🇳🇴 56-Nepal 🇳🇵 57-Bhutan🇧🇹 58-Bulgaria🇧🇬 59-United Arab Emirates🇦🇪 60-Tunisia 🇹🇳 61-Pakistan 🇵🇰 62-Guyana🇬🇾 63-Suriname🇸🇷 64-Slovakia 🇸🇰 65-Guatemala🇬🇹 66-Serbia🇷🇸 67-Poland 🇵🇱 68-Holland 🇳🇱 69-Belgium 🇧🇪 70-Luxembourg 🇱🇺 71- Indonesia 🇮🇩 72-Israel 🇮🇱 73-Morocco 🇲🇦 74-Panama 🇵🇦 75-Nigeria 🇳🇬 76-Philippines🇵🇭 77-Qatar🇶🇦 78-Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 79-Malta 🇲🇹 80-Tahiti🇵🇫 81-Bahamas🇧🇸 82-Hong Kong🇭🇰 83-Ivory Coast🇨🇮 84-Cameroon 🇨🇲 85-Cape Verde 🇨🇻 86-Cyprus🇨🇾 87-Croatia🇭🇷 88-Iran 🇮🇷 89-Lebanon 🇱🇧 90-Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 91-Libya 🇱🇾 92-Mongolia🇲🇳 93-Mozambique 🇲🇿 94-Angola 🇦🇴 95-Armenia🇦🇲 96-Albania🇦🇱 97-Bosnia-Herzegovina🇧🇦 98-Barbados🇧🇧 99-Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 *Which state?; only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live it fell in the USA🇺🇲 (Your battery): 0-1% Alabama 2-3% Alaska🥶 4-5% Arizona🥵 6-7% Arkansas 8-9% California🎥 10-11% Colorado 12-13% Connecticut 14-15% Delaware 16-17% Florida 18-19% Georgia 20-21% Hawaii 22-23% Idaho 24-25% Illinois 26-27% Indian 28-29% Iowa 30-31% Kansas 32-33% Kentucky 34-35% Louisiana 36-37% Maine 38-39% Maryland 40-41% Massachusetts 42-43% Michigan 44-45% Minnesota 46-47% Mississippi 48-49% Missouri 50-51% Montana 52-53% Nebraska 54-55% Nevada 56-57% New Hampshire 58-59% New Jersey 60-61% New Mexico 62-63% New York 64-65% North Carolina 66-67% North Dakota 68-69% Ohio 70-71% Oklahoma 72-73% Oregon 74-75% Oklahoma 76-77% Pennsylvania 78-79% Rhode Island 80-81% South Carolina 82-83% South Dakota 84-85% Tennessee 86-87% Texas 88-89% Vermont 90-91% Virginia 92-93% Washington🐌 94-95% West Virginia 96-97% Wisconsin🧀 98-99% Wyoming🐎 100% Washington DC🇺🇸 **Your state; only if in the previous question which country you are going to live in Brazil 🇧🇷 (Favorite Musical Style) Samba-Acre 🐊 Funk-Alagoas🐐 National Rock-Amapá 🇪🇨 Foreign Rock- Amazonas 🏞 Axé-Bahia 🥁 Forró- Ceará 🐂 Heavy Metal- Distrito Federal🇧🇷 Sertanejo-Espírito Santo 🍫 Country- Goiás 🎸 Reagge- Maranhão 🥖 Gospel-Mato Grosso 🌞 Pop- Mato Grosso do Sul 🐆 Electronics-Minas Gerais 🧀 Hip Hop- Pará 🫐 Rap- Paraíba 🪗 Jpop- Paraná 🌲 Kpop- Pernambuco 🌂 Pop Rock- Piauí 🥵 MPB- Rio de Janeiro 🇧🇷 Salsa-Rio Grande do Norte 🏖 Classical Music-Rio Grande do Sul🧉 Blues- Rondônia 🏹 Pagoda- Roraima 🇻🇪 Children's Music- Santa Catarina 🇩🇪 Jazz-São Paulo 🏙 Bossa Nova- Sergipe 🦀 Brega-Tocantins 👶🏼 Other- can choose ***Your region;Only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live you have landed in Italy🇮🇹 (Your battery): 0-5% - Abruzzo 6-10%- Basilicata 11-15%- Calabria 16-20%- Campania 21-25%- Emilia-Romagna 26-30%- Friuli-Venezia Giulia 31-35%- Lazio 36-40%- Liguria 41-45%- Lombardy 46-50%- Marche 51-55%- Molysis 56-60%- Piedmont 61-65%- Puglia 66-70%- Sardegna 71-75%- Sicily 76-80%- Tuscany 81-85%- Trentino-Alto Adige 86-90%- Umbria 91-95%- Valle d'Aosta 96-100%- Veneto No number-You can choose
@satzukaze
@satzukaze Жыл бұрын
Shut
@deontaeavila3514
@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын
​@@satzukazethe
@nickmilano2516
@nickmilano2516 Жыл бұрын
@@satzukazeshur
@ShadowHawk24Real
@ShadowHawk24Real Жыл бұрын
I ain't doing all this.
@KBLS267
@KBLS267 Жыл бұрын
WERE GONNA LIKE FARM WITH THIS COPYPASTA🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sophiafenger
@sophiafenger 6 ай бұрын
I had to pause on practically every one of these to actually look at the pictures
@SkiggsMoDiggs
@SkiggsMoDiggs Жыл бұрын
2:43 Intrusive thoughts are normal, but if they happen all the time then that's not normal and it could be OCD lol
@peskwawa
@peskwawa Жыл бұрын
so wanting to strangle myself just to see how it feels is normal
@frootcanva
@frootcanva Жыл бұрын
i got ocd lmao
@Geraldandme
@Geraldandme 6 ай бұрын
2:19 Gerald had wasps in Gerald’s house once, a whole colony of em just living rent free in the house! No worries, Gerald and the crew are still fine, just, kinda traumatized now.
@sillyguy-qw3xl
@sillyguy-qw3xl 11 ай бұрын
14:18 jokes on you Im a psychopath that actually likes the taste of salt water
@CarlileCoasters
@CarlileCoasters Жыл бұрын
NEW FEAR UNLOCKED: blinking when I get an eyelash in my eye
@LilithMacArthur-bz1wy
@LilithMacArthur-bz1wy Жыл бұрын
4:33 him wearing the face kinda looks like my ex... No wonder it didn't work out😂
@Mista-Geometry-Dash
@Mista-Geometry-Dash 6 ай бұрын
WHAT SO YOU MEAN YOUR MOM BOUGHT A BUFFALO????? 3:06
@mh4christmas322
@mh4christmas322 Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time, this video mentioned Steve Irwin I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
@SUCCUBUS928
@SUCCUBUS928 Жыл бұрын
F ai had a nickle for everytime i see these I would have infinite nickles
@shinyvictory-uj2ti
@shinyvictory-uj2ti Ай бұрын
3:22 hazmat suit-less humans in Murder Drones be like:
@MelsLilCherubx
@MelsLilCherubx Күн бұрын
MD REFERENCE?!?!
@shinyvictory-uj2ti
@shinyvictory-uj2ti Күн бұрын
@MelsLilCherubx Y E S
@zainabkhurrum1299
@zainabkhurrum1299 Жыл бұрын
12:43 that’s it,imma try this tomorrow at a school gathering 💀✋
@Bored_Now
@Bored_Now 2 ай бұрын
3:32 was that kai cenat 😭😭
@Dra_gon54
@Dra_gon54 Жыл бұрын
17:17 VaazkL YELLING
@juliannatapia723
@juliannatapia723 7 күн бұрын
1:12 bro that dog ain't no dog bro got human ears😭💀
@Maozedongcat
@Maozedongcat Жыл бұрын
0:12 hold up how did they get a toddlers skull?
@meower240
@meower240 6 ай бұрын
You should see the pennywise doll in the Fareway store in Storm Lake, IA.
@Keys2Notes
@Keys2Notes Жыл бұрын
VaazkL: Avoids cursing Also VaazkL: 4:12
@DominicHarty
@DominicHarty 5 ай бұрын
Tbh I didn't even notice
@LexuszYT
@LexuszYT 13 күн бұрын
Skull be like 💀
@MothManJr
@MothManJr Жыл бұрын
0:25 Not 3 AM, but once saw the ice cream truck outside at like 9 PM, it was dark out, and for some reason some family went out to get some
@Ashdadumass
@Ashdadumass 10 ай бұрын
THE WAY I PUNCHED MY LAPTOP WHEN SEEING THE 89 DEGREE ANGLE 😭💀💀
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