Schlatt Makes TikTok 2001% Funnier

[@stratosphere2323]

I was born 9 months after 9/11, meaning my parents saw the towers fall and thought “This is a good time to have a baby”

[@tp_timtam863]

I guess one tragedy wasn’t enough for your parents .

[@kevingluys3063]

Some public speaker: "We can rebuild, but we can never replace those 3000 lives lost." Your parents: "*Not with that attitude!*"

[@-thanawat-8296]

@@kevingluys3063 💀💀💀 take my like

[@Account_ded]

I mean what if they just thought they would die so they had one last good time before dying.

[@Im0rtui]

I was born on 9/11 now i can’t celebrate my bday at places i want😢

[@Artixes]

Of course he can, He made 1999 1000% funnier too for himself.

[@greaterlordnahida2068]

@amu plays he was just born in1999 thats the joke

[@daddy7644]

@@greaterlordnahida2068 that’s wrong “Schlatt” doesn’t have a “birthday”

[@mrradio4586]

@@daddy7644 your big fat "mother"

[@alclarke1642]

@amu plays j

[@gage_hindel]

Columbine??

[@Bamblesssss]

Even AI can't recreate Schlatt's beautiful yell-talk tone.

[@xXMindSoulXx]

Hate to break it to you…

[@the-letter_s]

times sure have changed in these past few... months. fuck, AI is going to kill us all by December at this rate.

[@millennium7909]

Yeahhhhhh about that *looks at the AI Schlatt covers*

[@LizordSword]

​@@millennium7909 shlantastic

[@Areven_1309]

‘Schlatt”

[@Neater]

I have worked a dunk tank and I can confirm it’s so much fun to just make fun of everyone. I yelled at people walking by to piss them off so they would try to dunk me.

[@nabe346]

4:23 he's blabbering in spanish about the sound that the car and the old lady next Door make.

[@gaberandomguy]

yup, and its also not the original audio source, it comes from another source, idk where it came from, but the original can be found in the daily dose of internet channel

[@worthlessfox]

Forcing your cat to be vegetarian has to be the cruelest thing I can think of

[@TheMrMars]

Forcing your pet to be vegan is worse

[@imperialbricks1977]

It really is. They're carnivores. They have to eat meat.

[@silvergameryair2084]

As a vegan, you have my blessing to shittalk vegans who force an unhealthy diet upon their animals.

[@selenarose5833]

people who force their carnivore pets to he vegan are actually just fucking stupid, theres no other way to cut it. They just dont fucking think.

[@grandiewandie]

@@imperialbricks1977 ontop of that OBLIGATE CARNIVORES, THEY CANT EVEN DIGEST PLANTS ON ACCIDENT

[@RealBrit]

Can't believe he made 2001 911% more funny

[@hiroshiyt_]

I was just about to comment that ngl 😂

[@ryhs0]

Can't believe he made 2001 2996% more funny

[@neonbelly9491]

you were probably not even alive when 9/11 happened.

[@hiroshiyt_]

@@neonbelly9491 bro, who asked?

[@neonbelly9491]

@@hiroshiyt_ another child not alive for 9/11. shut the fuck up and go play fortnite.

[@chyledebuser]

definitely at least 2977% funnier because of schlatt

[@Hayden2002WX]

The people of 9/11 did not die in vain it seems

[@saige98]

Too far

[@Hayden2002WX]

@@saige98 it has been two whole ass decades man

[@cormacireland2512]

That doesn’t mean the innocent people didn’t die. Have some fucking respect. Just because it’s been 21 years, 2 months, 9 days, 10 hours, and 15 minutes since the horrid terrorist attack doesn’t make it any better. Never forget.

[@Hayden2002WX]

@@cormacireland2512 “9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.” -Peter Griffin, quotes to live by

[@jazrazmataz]

12:35 'I love the mets' says the guy who always wears a yankees cap

[@Jannik1407]

Meds*

[@peakofcomedy9362]

11:35 I thought it was going to end with the person saying hi Herbert to an urn

[@wandomwindow]

you can’t really collect remnant from something directly hit by the plane that hit the north tower

[@YETEMAN2]

I named my dog United Flight 175 and I gave him a lovely cake with two big glass “pillars” for his 1st birthday. We loved every second from blowing out the candles to blowing up the candles.

[@robblequoffle8456]

second

[@tictacTOEs-z8p]

@@robblequoffle8456second what… tower (youtube this is a joke)

[@Blue_nikon]

If he lives to 11 then you know it's a sign

[@DockerWT]

"I saw that shit from a mile away!" 7:48, yeah, like how the people in the Twin Towers saw the plane from a mile away.

[@Campbloxxer]

he meant how he saw the picture coming

[@albertograterol5293]

@@Campbloxxerand he meant this comment as a joke

[@microwavedsandwich]

@@Campbloxxer r/wooosh

[@COMICSANSMS-it6jc]

What is the original video I want it

[@HitTheFloor16]

If schlatt did a squidward impression he would sound like Peter griffin

[@theoneguyonxboxlive385]

7/11+2/0

[@brandonborlaza9205]

Holy shit youre right

[@brandonborlaza9205]

@@theoneguyonxboxlive385 undefined

[@hypedhcr2]

@@brandonborlaza9205 9/11

[@olakserrevived6092]

@@hypedhcr2 nope, undefined, 2 / 0 = undefined

[@mcmatybor]

6:15 nah i think that was the jet tracing

[@Suspect5494]

2:12 Jshlatt had that moment of realization lol Edit: 4:32 the dude sounds like World Box NPC’s

[@goodguykonrad3701]

8:00 I know this is Schlatt video so we're not taking shit seriously, but forcing a cat to be vegetarian is genuinely mistreating it. They need meat in their diets and to deny that to them is not okay. It'd be equivalent to half starving it. Don't force your pets to have a diet that is unhealthy for them based on your own preferences. If you don't want to support the pet meat industry, either get the most ethical meat you can, or don't have a pet. Simple as that

[@somekid6851]

yes, i agree, but its a joke you moron

[@DominickFrancione]

Bro shut up

[@AngryGamer1224]

The Vegan Teacher is searching for your coordinates, my friend. It is best if you start running.

[@faaishy]

I ain’t readin all that shit and it’s not that deep💀

[@foooosh]

​@@faaishygen alpha attention span, and it is. cats aren't omnivores, they can't process most plants correctly. feeding a cat mostly plants will starve them

[@littlemanzr7]

The cigarette filter is just a separate piece, it just falls with gravity. Notice everytime he holds it up and down the filter will fall to the bottom. Also notice how when he gets the filter in his mouth while holding it out in front of him, it immediately falls as he turns to the audience as if he is going to light it

[@sirtophat1860]

woah

[@iDislikeEditThanksForTheLikes]

Nah, i think the original explanation was correct. If you watch his mouth closely, you could see that his lower jaw moves slightly to the side as he turns his face. Thats because he's twisting the cigarette.

[@brandan5708]

​@@iDislikeEditThanksForTheLikescmon, it's obviously real magic

[@pipopoikapelaa5468]

​@@iDislikeEditThanksForTheLikesI think he's twisting his jaw to make it drop faster

[@momoavatar4960]

i mean he literally proves its not the original explanation

[@rolandholmdahl797]

I was born two weeks before 9/11. My dad was calling people from his California office to make sure his coworkers were safe, and my mom was holding me saying what kind of world was I brought into.

[@HyperHrishiHD]

Oh cool. Hope your doing fine along with the other 2996 people.

[@yaywippee]

@@HyperHrishiHD you went as far as the planes 💀

[@rolandholmdahl797]

@@HATE-ALL-HUMANS My dad was in California when it went down. He and his coworkers were calling associates who were in New York at the time. So, he's fine.

[@thatvrdude1856]

The fact that I got recommended THIS a day after 9/11 is really making me question everything KZbin stands for 😅

[@bugbug5172]

I find it odd that our parents have a serious talk about 9/11 vs us making jokes but not jokes about it

[@bananabrains8102]

The dude at 1:39 in chat who said “smash”. Please, I can’t anymore XD

[@CrokedBlueCreeper101]

"I'll gladly take MK Ultra over 9/11" -Schlatt 2022

[@ForzaMonkey]

“Schlatt”

[@Kingnumber-nd9cl]

14:26 Now this clip is actually real. It was from an airshow in Australia, I happened to live in one of the apartments close by and it was absolutely isane.

[@Tigershark_3082]

Boeing C-17 Globemaster III, pretty neat plane

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

​​@@Tigershark_3082 nice F20 on your pfp

[@j_0anna]

it was a riverfire test run surely?

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

@@j_0anna no, just a stunt

[@therealaceofspades]

@@j_0annait was just a stunt

[@lostcityt]

By 1939, the T80 was fully completed at a cost of RM 600,000. It was powered by a massive 44.5 litre Daimler-Benz DB 603 inverted V12, a derivative of the famous DB-601 aircraft engine which powered the lethal Messerschmitt Bf 109 fighter in production at the time. The DB-603 fitted was just the third prototype (V3) engine of this variant and tuned up to an amazing 3,000 hp. The engine ran off a mixture of methyl alcohol (63%), benzene (16%), ethanol (12%), acetone (4.4%), nitrobenzolo (2.2%), avgas (2%), and ether (0.4%) with MW (methanol-water) injection for charge cooling and boost pressure. The vehicle also had three axels, the powerful engine running the rear two axles for maximum traction of the heavy six-wheeler. The T80 was over 8 meters long (27 ft), weighed over 2.7 metric tons (three short ton), and needed 3000 hp (2200 kW) together with the aerodynamics of specialist Josef Mikcl to attain the projected speed of 750 km/h (465 mph). Aerodynamically, the T80 incorporated two small wings at its midsection to prevent the vehicle from veering off course at maximum velocity through a "downforce" mechanism patented in 1939 by Mikcl, Porsche-designed enclosed cockpit, low sloping hood, rounded fenders, and elongated tail booms. Incredibly, the streamlined twin-tailed T80 had a drag coefficient of only 0.18!

[@santorosario_solus]

14:31 it's okay schlatt, it's over now.

[@MajesOnTheXbox]

The thing he did in 1999 was funny as hell too!

[@j.6267]

Im new what did he do i keep hearing people refrencing this

[@rverusu]

@@j.6267 we may not speak in the matter, he can hear us.

[@bufonidaee.]

why does everyone speak of the occurences on that fateful day like "he" isn't listening?

[@no.yes.417]

@@j.6267 tax evasion, arson, first, second and third degree murder, kidnapping

[@mozwald7901]

@@j.6267 he was born

[@toptiergaming6900]

9:18 the voice mimicking a AI is getting very good

[@sexbenis7394]

Actually kind of scary

[@thestarsailor972]

A little too good imo

[@vanishlaw6305]

What do you mean AI… the clip doesn’t lie

[@Woffle8340]

I can easily tell tbh

[@thecapitalg]

@@Woffle8340 It's gotten WAY better in the past three months

[@AUgold404]

7:37 he know us too well, we must throw a curve ball next time.

[@isaacmon2252]

what is the original video?

[@idot9792]

@@isaacmon2252 this is the original kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZWVgH5jfa2nobc

[@gsyt2356]

737. Like the ones that crashed into the towers?

[@jontraz5993]

@@gsyt2356 oh no 😂

[@AUgold404]

@@gsyt2356 exactly

[@itswindyyy]

12:24 Air France 4590 and all Concordes are having an identity crisis

[@kippert8912]

4:23 had me pissing on the wall

[@getLOLED]

Whay

[@thestitchman2388]

2:47 we had a guy with a fany pack once. The clown made fun of it. This guy was chill like that. He didn't let it slide. He took of that fany pack and nailed the red button 14 times in a row. Man got dunked so much he begged for him to move on and apologized. He then was forced to say sorry to the fany pack. It was epic.

[@PJM257]

I'm dying imagining him holding it out and demanding "Say sorry to the fanny pack"

[@thestitchman2388]

@@PJM257 😂, he didn't hold it out. He set it on the table and kind of took a bow and said opologize.

[@atomicsmokes663]

7:50 no, literally, he saw it from a mile away

[@mommysatchick-fil-a3994]

No bro 💀

[@pyro3215]

Ahahahhaha

[@wasichupaaa]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ETREDROOMREVIEWS]

The cigarette trick I actually done using a white cylinder and the 'filter' is slid on and works with gravity, his breath, flicks etc. There's a moment in the original video where you can see it slip down accidentally for a few frames.

[@brubbo0435]

Thank you very cool! 👍

[@dripstone4180]

i fucking choked on my food at this moment 2:35

[@beerusthedestroyer9206]

Do you know why 9/11 victims are the fastest readers? They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds

[@richb4527]

13:12 this did in fact have me in tears

[@alex0629]

8:18 bro became an item

[@ArcaneArmor2321]

Holy shit this killed me

[@NeevKul]

Song?

[@matylr5249]

​@@NeevKulPlastic Beach - Gorillaz

[@culer1001]

6:21 This magic trick is actually very simple. Notice how the cigarette is always pointed downwards. Meaning that the part that changed is actually lose, causing it to point in different direction at different times. There might also be light and small magnets pulling the changing piece so it doesnt get stuck in the center, making it seem more believable

[@samscorch8252]

0:56 I notice that lee harvey Oswald is positioned in the incorrect spot but it doesn’t matter that much ig

[@lunad2595]

One thing AI will never be able to do is being as unhinged and straight up crazy as "Jshlatt"s fans.

[@killmaster8378]

1:23 haha almout as clumsy as those boston airport security guards on september 11, 2001.

[@Kero-zc5tc]

I mean they intended to let them through though?

[@oollex6376]

​@@Kero-zc5tcYeah they were following schlatt's orders

[@izdigi25]

8:37 Schlatt hasn’t been to florida, it’s a whole different universe

[@papermacheman2210]

I love how Schlatt says Max Payne, then realises his audience has no clue what that is and opts for Sniper Elite

[@Piefacebrick]

9:11 Schlatt's humor is like a time machine-taking us back and somehow making everything funnier along the way!

[@sgt_hampter]

12:13 I DIED

[@Marshmo]

I always feel bad for laughing but some of them are too good

[@yoursimulator74]

0:07 I'm pretty sure 2977 people didn't get older that day

[@mark030a]

*You say that yet most of them skipped one or multiple life stages 💀*

[@epicgobbleygourdfan]

BRO

[@AlfieM2010YT]

NAHHHHHHHHH

[@mrburrito4337]

7:54 Schlatt: I saw that shit from a mile away The twin towers: I didn't

[@enclavesoldier6320]

Really this is what I get recommended today

[@ILuvBeansOnToast]

The thumbnail was great considering what day it is today

[@CaveCactus]

4:46 The Speeches that Joe Biden gives are so inspiring, Love him bro

[@jackcarter1413]

When you say make 1000% funnier that implies it’s already funny

[@Unimpressed_Link]

Is it not?

[@jonathanv4275]

Jokes are, but the actual event was most decidedly not funny

[@calebc.2290]

i like how every couple months you update these complications, makes it 1000% funnier.

[@hunnyjar8937]

@@jonathanv4275 reminds me of that episode from south park where the guys like "its just funny... cause its so NOT funny. gOd..."

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

@@jonathanv4275 that is subjective

[@omeggin]

2:17 HE STOPPED THE VIDEO AT 9 11 LMAO

[@cormacireland2512]

How is that funny…

[@REDscar9000]

@@cormacireland2512the irony

[@SouthernMaineFoamer]

As they always say, dark humor is messed up but it’s sure as hell funny.

[@RedRinged2]

2:15 pauses at 9/11 seconds in

[@NascarF1_driver]

OMG LMAO💀💀💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣🤣

[@judgefullbaby716]

12:50 that really could have been his last mistake of his entire life 😂

[@YoBoi404]

I was watching this video then I looked at the time and it was 9:11…

[@Dragonowl2130]

7:24 god i love this genre of videos where they retcon their old videos with a idk

[@Joejoje123]

0:41 fun fact, my grandma was born 2 years after this. I went to dfw one time and went to the reunion tower. I saw the exact spot from 50 storys up where jfk was shot. It was in front of a red clock tower and the shooter was in the sixth floor. When jfk came round the corner of the building and the shooter could aim, he aimed down and shot. Jfks wife says about the event, “his brains were in my lap and his head exploded.” There was 3 shots directed at the president. This event was tragic and sadly happened in the same state i live in.

[@Marlock2199]

youtube has a sick sense of humor recommending this to me today

[@SteveBNLplays]

you know what they say, When you put the "stuff" in the freezer you get iced cream. 15:00

[@HarryColby]

0:43 play of the game

[@erenjager4698]

I'm a cashier and today I rang up a woman who was buying beer and her birthday was 9/11. instantly felt bad and then immediately thought of jschlatt telling everyone to stop making 9/11 jokes and then immediately proceeding to make a 9/11 joke In one of his past videos, and then I see this thumbnail

[@VenemousLunchbox]

Today is schlatt a favorite day once again.

[@gavinreksyoutube8075]

Best jschlatt quote “I’ll take mk-ultra over 9/11 any day”

[@ZottyLuck]

Jschlatt says “have a little bit of respect…” 0:15 But he knows exactly how many people died Did he?……Oh that makes sense

[@Austin_Playz27]

he knows his kill count like the back of his hand

[@cheesetaco1]

hes not counting the 19 terrorists smh

[@friendlynu7opterator656]

that's a weird fucking dog 8:43

[@themagentleman6735]

What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.

[@nilladrawsstuff]

Take my goddamn like

[@themagentleman6735]

@@nilladrawsstuff with pleasure

[@cerulity32k]

@@themagentleman6735 񂁩

[@timewellspent8137]

How do you greet toastie ghosties? Shalom.

[@monetary_episode494]

This is why I read the comments

[@snioch1922]

7:00 i think its a tube with a loose filter inside. it flips everytime when its pointed down so gravity moves it.sometimes he holds the cig tighter so the filter stays in place

[@edvardmask]

Schlatt clipping his streams to contain as much 9/11 jokes as possible

[@tagadhur_malaguld]

13:21 I must be too, and I’m not even 21 yet ._.

[@atomicsmokes663]

7:25 so does anyone else thing the filter is just a piece of paper slightly larger so that is slide when he moves the cig at a angle? it would stay in place while he is holding it

[@hurensohn3003]

>it's half a filter on both sides of the cigarette >he does it with his lips so that must be impossible cuz lips cannot rotate things I hope yall are trolling me right now

[@atomicsmokes663]

@@hurensohn3003 no? asking a question on my thought, im not a magic nerd lmao

[@mildlymarvelous]

AtomicSmokes that was my theory as well but I’m not positive

[@lambsheepgobaa7971]

so what i believe is that there is two sides put in each other so they insert it in their mouth and shove the filter down using their tongue or lips making the second filter appear at the bottem

[@Kero-zc5tc]

It’s more than likely it’s just 2 pieces of paper that, when he blows, causes the white bit to move forward. So when he sucks it goes backwards. If any of you ever took off the top of a mcdonalds straw wrapper and blew down it you’d know what I mean

[@phence4592]

Nah that clip at aroun 14:40 where the plane was flying low was actually in Australia as part of an air show, I don't remember what the reason was but I think maybe it was to celebrate the Queen's birthday. The video was taken a few years ago

[@therealaceofspades]

No, I’m pretty sure it was a stunt for riverfire in the Brisbane city

[@phence4592]

​@@therealaceofspadesWell good thing I said "I think" a year ago

[@linfrey9043]

4:10 why was it actually funny

[@ChapStick-v6o]

You know the 9/11 jokes are overused when you accidentally scroll to a different part of the video and its a 9/11 joke

[@blondezeke6640]

4:03 the funniest part is a american dude that I think is a journalist or some government worker tweeted the same day that he's glad the US did it but to nobody's surprise he deleted it also when jfk died the soviets was like it's not us and the CIA literally told the USSR we know it wasn't you guys lmao 😂

[@SigmaLab361]

9:03 Schlatt be trippin yo

[@spencerj.6342]

Does anyone have a link the the Controller/CIA meme at 10:41? I need it

[@nuclearpotato6616]

No but I have a ocean gate sub controller Don't tell anyone that's the reason 5 died not long ago....

[@mizutanirin]

if by any chance you have found it, could you please share it here?

[@spencerj.6342]

@@mizutanirin I gotchu: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m36VZn-Xfqqdobcsi=qHFFpr9g7tYlPw18

[@JoeyIsGamingYT]

2001% funnier is crazy

[@manwithnoplan2008]

You can say the cat in 8:09 was "Schlabbergasted"

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

5:00 Look, it’s pronounced Jig-uh-no-tuh-sore-iss Giganotasaurus

[@beastaal9185]

0:05 bro's drip was explosive

[@lbctatro]

@IamME3192that didn’t even make sense

[@vince8849]

I’m drunk AF right now. The Phillies just won. Schlatt just posted. Life is good.

[@kodzu2987]

how does hangover feel

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@kodzu2987 similar to how it felt watching the plane impact the north tower on september 11, 2001.

[@stratosphere2323]

This aged well.

[@ThePikminCaptain]

0:30 the jets actually beat the giants 2 weeks before 9/11

[@gamebucket2961]

9/11 jokes will never get old, just like those 2977 people.

[@elijahmeilak2906]

I will never understand why people find 9/11 jokes funny. Like, it's a horrifying tragedy. Families were torn apart and lives were cut short in the most terrifying way possible. Edgy humour is so lame.

[@501stLego]

@@elijahmeilak2906edgy humor isnt bad, it's just the 9/11 jokes that aren't funny

[@OG_mustang_lover]

Didn’t you guys love the time shlatt traveled to New York in 2001

[@onebilliontacos3405]

8:56 I see Asmon has been rubbing off on you.

[@hmmbbb633]

9:30 Marble Hornets moment

[@notnotnotanaltn4030]

MARBLE HORNETS MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@nightdragongoddemon]

that's an Australian dog we adopt in the wild 8:36

[@Mk-ly9re]

8:23 can confirm we spin like tops

[@JustA757]

P l a s t I c b e ac h

[@tuntalia]

2:50 I've experienced this, watched my tank of a friend get one shot by a fact spittinh clown

[@basedman7568]

9:47 Coney Island guaranteed

[@njelle2006]

Finally, some quality content! Thanks shlab :)

[@josislost]

oh nah….

[@1nzagh1]

U mean schlesticles?

[@Jacob1121j]

he made April 15 2013 168% funnier

[@standeupowah]

Today is Crazyy

[@andrive]

7:00 its a tube with a white wrap over it that you can move, he moves it back when flipping it

[@Ace_was_taken]

14:50 how to build a fusion reactor

[@danithegamer2895]

Ain’t no way, for a split second

[@Wx_TornadoDude083]

4:51 Joe Biden be like:

[@BloxxyMemes]

the herbert parts warms my heart to see a wholesome meme that schlatt actually is happy to see ;D

[@theblackdragon4424]

It never, and i do mean never gets old to see him react to these kinds of memes. This is the 200th time i have returned to this video