TikToks That Made Schlatt Lose His Mind

[@Artixes]

After his mind went lost through these tiktoks he went ahead and did something in the UK on September 8 2022.

[@alrightatgames]

But.. the shirt said he didn't...

[@Catlovercyph]

@@alrightatgames the shirt lied…

[@alrightatgames]

@@Catlovercyph Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

[@fluffyanimal1548]

He did it on my birthday. Every birthday I will have to remember what tragedy happened because of schlatt

[@duckscitomaster1308]

what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumbass little kid

[@loreteller.]

8:50 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" For those who don't get it: The wheelchair.

[@davidgordillo6583]

9:00

[@oriontigley5089]

I mean, the bones aren't easy to eat either...

[@loreteller.]

@@oriontigley5089 True, true, I'd imagine it'd be like trying to eat rocks lmao

[@skywker1]

@@oriontigley5089 good soup

[@chanceneck8072]

Yep, wheelchair!

[@th3simpl3tond3monproductions]

You have perfected his thumbnail style, I thought this was a new schlatt video!

[@yeetyboi67]

Well his thumbnails are the most simple things on earth

[@th3simpl3tond3monproductions]

@@yeetyboi67 True.

[@fruit6445]

dude what i didnt notice until you said so

[@ImDannn]

The replies are proof people don’t know this is actually one is Sclatts channels

[@stellleo]

same

[@Jdawg0529]

Schlatt really perfected the system.... Makes one youtube video then reposts it to 3 separate channels.... Bam, three times the profit

[@PotatoLad430]

This isn't his channel, its a fan made one who takes streams then edits them into highlights

[@Jdawg0529]

@@PotatoLad430 I hope schlatt gets some of the royalties from this. bro literally downloads a video, cuts 10 minutes out, adds some captions then calls it a day

[@PotatoLad430]

@@Jdawg0529 Doubt it, this happens to a lot of streamers and a vast majority would not pay or be indorsed by the streamer themselves

[@kirbotime]

@@Jdawg0529 nahh, he defo knows about this channel but I think a lot of his group are aware of these compilation/'edits' channel, esp after the Lunch Club shorts accounts

[@beluga2342]

@@Jdawg0529 i mean schlatts doing even less work to make these videos lmao

[@neonice]

8:31 In Germany we have edible straws that work flawlessly. They're basically like pasta that's been reinforced with apple fibers. The company that makes them is called wisefood. They even sent us about 8 free packets that were "past expiration" with our order!

[@ratwasher.]

Thats sick

[@luckypanda512]

That sounds amazing

[@funni_noises]

7:52 he’s standing there like a middle aged dad

[@Honerkamp]

Talking about straws: I recently had boba tea withba bamboo straw and it was incredible. Lifechanging even. Those things don't get soggy, don't add any weird taste and they're environmentally friendly

[@that_one_helljumper]

Bamboo straws should replace paper straws. Can't be too hard to make either since there's already a lot of bamboo-made products

[@ItsDaNewGuy]

@@that_one_helljumper Yes, I truly do enjoy cyanide with my tea. Really improves the flavor, you know?

[@that_one_helljumper]

@@ItsDaNewGuy what?

[@ItsDaNewGuy]

@@that_one_helljumper Bamboo contains cyanide. That's like, the most interesting thing about it. Pandas are the only animal that can digest cyanide without dying.

[@that_one_helljumper]

@@ItsDaNewGuy Interesting. Cherry pits also contain Cyanide. I don't think there'd really be any danger at all to using bamboo straws, besides, the way they treat the bamboo probably removes anything that would be incredibly harmful to people.

[@thegeneralissimo470]

Schlatt understands the masculine appreciation of heavy industry and forging.

[@fringster]

bros tricking me into watching the same video twice and im actually falling for it

[@thermochemist]

ive watched the stream the main channel video and this. 3 videos. and i watched the full length of all of them

[@shanerade]

Ikr

[@nathanford2072]

Fun fact about that pirate ship: they have one of those in south Carolina as like an trip for kids to shoot water at a guy dressed as a pirate named stinky pete.

[@ionianfeathers2290]

thats what this one is as well, this one is in Hawaii, assuming it is, I went on it when i was a kid, kinda suprised its still there

[@shoopylol]

i did that as a kid i think, or at least something similar

[@tree_addict280]

It had to be edited or something because it was moving without sails.

[@Jarombean]

7:30 she actually said H-cup, equivalent to the American G-cup

[@dustnstuff7729]

Imagine the ammount of pain if you got caught in one of those crushing machines

[@Punkinkat]

Okay but it’s kinda sick going out like that

[@TheRallycore]

Just go in head first, won't feel a thing.

[@dustnstuff7729]

@@TheRallycore before it reaches your brain itd crush your skull so youd still momentarily feel it

[@lonesoft9199]

i would survive

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

​@@lonesoft9199 r/foundthemaincharacter

[@Inversecat]

R.I.P. SHAT

[@CHROMAKOPIAISREAL]

REST IN PETER

[@pugking-j2q]

4:01 they have poured hot metal into forms to craft plaiting but so it won’t take 3 days to cool it they put it in water to lower the temperature from ~300° C (572° F) to closer to 30° C (86° F) so the metal won’t bend during assembly of the item this plaiting will be used for. TLDR: metal stop being hot!

[@stepbro6439]

7:53 What a distinguished gentleman

[@genericbean4727]

I love watching “Schlatt” react to these TikToks

[@legohivemind]

13:26 the most American thing I have heard all day.

[@sebastianstaal9005]

4:24 The fact I casually looked over at my watch/calender and it's fucking 9.11 today aswell, Im dying

[@None-xl8fy]

Hi schlagg I really appreciate all you do for your viewers at the ment sick with the flu, watching your videos has really helped me through the sickness. Thank you, schlarg

[@jamesbinner1039]

we need to send schlatt analog horror

[@biggswigg2613]

7:52 That is the most "I just finished with your daughter, so now I'm drinking your milk" energy

[@chocolatechipbreadcrumb]

11:23 WHY IS IT SO PERFECT 😭

[@maxxes]

schlatt turning into nardwuar @ 5:28

[@Catscrown]

shlatt dies:cause of death being crushed by the glass thingy

[@iinsomniick]

2:02 bro somebody get mickey mouse an inhaler 💀

[@asherfilms923]

The punchline to "what's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" Is the wheelchair.

[@howepellin]

Wheelchair a vegetable??

[@FentanylMonkey]

@@howepellin Disabled people are vegetables

[@ivoryinsight31]

1:52 bro sounded like shaggy

[@McChing0]

When schlatt does not post we got this as the second best thing

[@boogieloogie3150]

he did tho

[@lucycox1833]

@@boogieloogie3150 this is the shlagg account, if that’s what you mean

[@TheReeShow]

The very human guy could literally make the next saw movie 🤣

[@idscyclops8202]

5:28 bros hitting the perfect nardwuar impression

[@Thecoolspartan]

0:11 he just wants a pet

[@Foxskulls428]

wtf if you hold space Schlatt sounds like AI Ben Shapiro haha

[@zrn397]

4:53 Fuckin inline turbo charged baby 💀

[@cakekiller1051]

6:00 I've seen way to many people fall into those to enjoy them anymore

[@lobotomite4636]

can we please get someone to keep a record of this mans final wishes?? he says what he wants done every other video

[@lpcmark]

The only part of the vegetable you can't eat is the wheelchair.

[@david7800]

i literally died of laughter

[@billcosby2132]

Rip

[@itsNep_]

@@billcosby2132 time to go ham on those cold cheeks amirite

[@seamuswalker6879]

💀

[@c.h.s1001]

did u meet the queen

[@_raccoon_1073]

Prank him John

[@Solyzataria]

1:18 Mr. Small had enough 💀💀 He sound like Mr. Steven Small from amazing world of gumball.

[@wobblewokgaming655]

I hope that Capcha guy is recovering after his nightmarish experience.

[@AcesPrune]

10:34 Big Guy dropped a fire tongue twister and expected us not to notice🔥

[@nooby6406]

Rear corner panel of the wheel well

[@davidcarter7880]

My stoner friend had this wild idea that captchas were actually visual recognition tests for artificial intelligence, but it was easier to make hundreds of thousands of humans do the recognition for the AI and submit the correct responses under the guise of a small security feature.

[@RollerBaller]

Ngl sounds legit

[@demoman8104]

2:19 made me spit my cereal everywhere

[@EmptyEnvy]

Paper straws wrapped in plastic... nice💀💀🤣🤣

[@apersonontheinternet6018]

A place by where I live has some weird-looking biodegradable straws, but they don't ruin my drink's flavor or get soggy so I like them

[@garlicclaws]

"schlatt's" mind was already lost when he hit that family of 5 back in '99

[@gsthomas187]

I really enjoy "Schlatt" reacting to these

[@meganlaub2193]

2:35 song name: thats what we do with a drunken sailor

[@swepen_]

12:54 I started crying I needed that tbh

[@sozded]

u prob just need some ram tbh

[@reardenbentley9622]

imagine if you had this on in another tab. “i ran into the back of a dodge caravan and killed a family of five.” **national amthem**

[@Raevnard]

9:00 the punchline is “the wheelchair”

[@Avoxalus]

Thats a baby gator, hardly a problem. Give him a hug 😂

[@Yinithyn]

Shlatt ends the video on a good note with that wholesome motivational video, then reminds us that he's shlatt by joking about killing a family of five. That's why I love him lol

[@Lilibirdykiwi]

The same person that made recaptcha made the duolingo owl. He's always chosen violence.

[@McBehrer]

chosen*

[@Lilibirdykiwi]

@@McBehrer yep

[@Josh-ig7dg]

Cant wait for ‘TikToks that made Schlatt Go Crazy’ to drop

[@TheWigglerKing]

"HE'S NOT GOIN FOR THE FISH!!"

[@haydensayles7543]

8:56 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" The wheelchair.

[@bluefireplayz6593]

?

[@joshc5613]

@@bluefireplayz6593 "vegetable" is another term for someone who is basically brain dead

[@LAM0601]

0:31 when schlatt's number got to 9 i though "no fkn way"

[@52MunDaze]

Schlatt does any unnecessary math. Brain: fockin ANGR

[@AxiEisa]

12:55 We all know that at least ONE serial killer has seen a video like that on Tiktok and they thought "Maybe I am a human"

[@averythegamer4949]

6:50 Schlatt's Mother on her way to the next client.

[@7h0x3l]

Considering the amount of 9/11 jokes with schlatt, I was slightly concerned when I chose my number as five...

[@CRABWIZRD]

3:24 ohh so thas how nokias are made

[@Dinglerest]

Durability test:

[@void-creature]

What a wholesome ending

[@thaloblue]

Life hack: change the accessibility settings on the bottom left of the captcha. Sometimes you can switch to hearing and typing numbers (basically tell the robot you’re blind) and that version of the caption is easier to deal with.

[@slope6748]

That grinder reminded him of what he did to those innocent bystanders in 99'

[@cashmsc]

Me watching my straw dissolve into the water as Taylor swift takes a 20 minute private plane ride:

[@GamingWithAmadea]

dude that one where that guy was like saying nice things ACTUALLY MADE ME HAPPY BECAUSE I FAILED MY CHEM TEST TODAY AND I WAS SO SAD ABOUT IT

[@thotam_]

Princess Diana moment💀

[@toxicheadshot50]

The thing Schlatt said at the end is so true! Where I live a 90 year old woman killed a driver in a Dodge Caravan too!

[@StarletteLily5874]

1:41 bro sounds like the cloud teacher guy from gumball💀💀💀💀

[@Fairy_Tonic]

That dog at the beginning of the video is sooo cuutteee 😊😊😊😊😊 I want it as a pet 🥹

[@markandhismemes6365]

10:29 im alive i had my seatbelt on

[@malikmuric9023]

4:30 what tragedy

[@CarlosHughes-y1i]

Schlong never fails to amuse.

[@Lenny_049]

7:25 .... I mean bro had a choice either never expirience it or expirience it now

[@D77tcPelican]

2:30 Once again, you can find this red ship sailing the western coast of Florida. I’ve seen it many many times.

[@BusterHimen-1202]

5:28 bro sounds like Nerdwuar

[@CatNinja47]

The ending 😂

[@darkela5_]

How did that end on such a wholesome note my guy

[@Mr.MoilSoil]

12:48 timestamp Can’t have nothing in Detroit

[@RandomizedJunker]

2:30 bro got the 1679 edition scallywag 💀

[@DinoLoverGaming]

we need to start doing what Italy is doing and use pasta for straws

[@davyjones3755]

Happy international Jshclatt day

[@modularb]

He really needed to balance it out in the end huh 13:00

[@apersonthatexistssadly5208]

7:38 is that a jojo refrence.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

i kinda like watchin' this little schlagg fella

[@Endless-River]

Shout out to that last one, needed that.

[@kbergrgb]

we gotta use paper straws while taylor swift is using her gas fueled private jet to go to the grocery store lmao

[@OfficialSpee]

I fucking scrolled up after schlatt finish the first TikTok 😂

[@dragonpants1]

Aaand that is how I’m ending my night.

[@donpendejo122]

2:52 they're going to fight a dark souls boss

[@RARARAT377]

10:48 the exact moment I got lag, even You Tube was telling me what was going to happen 😭

[@zachhartman692]

There’s a straw called an agave straw. It’s a straw made from an agave plant and it’s as durable as as a plastic straw, and it’s biodegradable. :)

[@pimptain4589]

That last bit had me on the floor.

[@ventithedrunk9506]

3:28 When yow girl hasn't seen you in a while and getting a little pent up.

[@p.r.1308]

First video: remember the coffin meme? Yeah, fits perfectly.

[@mysticpimp9486]

Shlatt impersonating motivational dude sounded just like Nardwaur

[@JLTrj00913]

I should not have been drinking water at 11:23 💀

[@BrokenDread]

2:30 Dude's on the hunt for the fuckin One Piece and is gonna become the King of the Pirates.

[@WatcherTeacher]

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