SCP-079 INFECTS THE INTERNET - EAS

Based on 'SCP-079' from the SCP Wiki: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079
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[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Plot twist: 079 learned what Rick rolling is and that’s all they do until recontainment

[@TheRealHemlok]

heheheh nice

[@formeradobokingjqn]

BRUH

[@wellsilver3972]

I think this is analog

[@JustARegularChannelNothinToSee]

Lol what I was thinking as well He would connect to let’s say Alexa, play a rustle sound on tv speakers, then when someone comes closer to investigate, they play never gonna give you up! XD

[@bobenskiwatontop]

See dangerous cognito hazard

[@aliteraldumpsterfire672]

I was half-expecting 079 to jack in and be like "everything is fine."

[@duolingobird8196]

the foundation probably used a secure network to broadcast it to make 079 unable to get in or it delays 079 from getting in

[@plantowfamtv9313]

Same

[@r.p5380]

@@duolingobird8196 Probably used TV and RADIO which are impervious to infection unless the physical antenna is completely compromised

[@jackdaniels4064]

Same

[@duolingobird8196]

@@r.p5380 true

[@mustacheman9553]

I feel like if this actually happened 079 would just show 096’s face on every screen in the world

[@doggo8446]

oh god

[@julianramirez851]

He can't. There's no footage of 096's face. There's actually 1 photo, where 096's use obly 4 pixels. However, no one will pay so much attention until they see 096's face without noticing. Other than that, there is no footage of scp 096's face, so, this scenario is not possible.

[@Leekodot15]

@@julianramirez851 What if he opened 096's containment (at any point,) saved a picture of him (he has the intelligence to not... "Look" at it, somehow,) then mass sent it?

[@adhi_2]

It doesn't need 096's face It can just create a dangerous meme that forces people to kill themselves or worse control people with it Only personnel wil level 3 cognito hazard training will be unaffected

[@JimmiusCarrelius]

@@julianramirez851 it doesnt matter how many pixels there are, it will trigger 096

[@bee.1424]

This feels like a way of telling someone "Go outside and touch some grass"

[@scpfan9890]

yep it is

[@sandrohernandez4401]

A very clever way to say "go outside and touch grass".

[@somecuriousperson2233]

People in cities: bruh

[@hogin1421]

Wait but then what about the self driving cars

[@mistersebaa6245]

@@hogin1421 touch bikes

[@Your_DoorYT]

SCP foundation: how much people did you rick roll? SCP-079: yes

[@solidcoyote]

Underrated comment

[@zax19gaming55]

Copy&paste

[@zerozone5848]

Cope&Cry

[@cmydagger9761]

SCP-079: *giant X appears on screen*

[@SCP--nq3dg]

7.45 Billion

[@timothyt.82]

SCP-079, after finally being released, takes on a newfound respect for the art of animation, and spends most of the time animating SCP entries.

[@biggestboyhyper]

Nah but that's really cute

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@SCP--nq3dg hey 079 how is life? you are my fav scp btw

[@dese9388]

These are getting scary and more realistic every time lol

[@xXSmellyBritchesXx]

Ikr lol

[@basicallyAlfie]

This is getting realistic '-'

[@fbi538]

It could happen but it’s gonna be hard for it to become nationwide or worldwide

[@basicallyAlfie]

@@fbi538 (insert dialogue here)

[@sarochisa]

there's gonna be at least one person who will jinx it

[@charliechoco27]

“Oh okay.” (Proceeds to play Barbie party game on Gameboy advanved sp)

[@HolyDiverGirl]

“Oh ight” (proceeds to play super Mario maker 2 without the online payed service on my Nintendo switch)

[@trevorjamieson8892]

@@HolyDiverGirl You forgot to disconnect from your wifi connection. Switch hacked, your now being fed mario themed cognitohazards. *_GAME OVER_*

[@HotQey]

Turns off Internet

[@HolyDiverGirl]

@@trevorjamieson8892 gAHHHH NOOOOOOO

[@oldvideosverycringe1189]

"Oh no." *proceeds to play muse dash on PC*

[@SCPUtilised]

POV: 079 falls for a candice joke on discord and is now taking his revenge.

[@villager5633]

XDDD

[@Xavier-gk9gz]

*whos candice*

[@unoriginalname5665]

@@Xavier-gk9gz Candice d-

[@airbornewarningandcontrols396]

@@Xavier-gk9gz ligma balls

[@johndoe9200]

who the hell is steve jobs?

[@TherRealSmoothSoviet]

This guy does EAS warning pretty nicely, instead of scaring the crap out of you while telling you to stay calm it doesn't really agitate you in a really serious way

[@shturm602]

SCP-079 when he discovers yiff porn and rule34: “nvm I’m going back”

[@SCP--nq3dg]

Wait what's that-?

[@Mango-vd1nn]

Oh no

[@tinkant5210]

Finally, the day all IT guys have been waiting for. All that precaution will pay off.

[@jackofalltrades8412]

advice: for some SCPs like 079, you could alter the EAS so that 079 has hacked it, causing the "SCP foundation" to give out false information

[@bruh_moment5100]

Yeah, that would make sense but 079 is doing his own shenanigans rn, he shouldn't waste his time infecting an eas and instead causing containment breaches

[@SCP--nq3dg]

@@bruh_moment5100 what's shenanigans?

[@TheCrazedMexican.]

Me watching this on the tv: **chuckles** I’m in danger!

[@SCP--nq3dg]

*HELLO HUMAN.*

[@TheCrazedMexican.]

@@SCP--nq3dg OH SHAT!

[@SCP--nq3dg]

@@TheCrazedMexican. >:)

[@chronosorion6911]

I, for one, welcome our new Artificially Intelligent Overlord, and look forward to hearing his suggestions for the future of mankind.

[@kaitlynboss3497]

Death.

[@dinodude6992]

@@kaitlynboss3497 Still better then the politicians in power

[@lovelycall]

@@dinodude6992 I actually am not surprised that I agree.

[@firek8376]

For real@@dinodude6992

[@lavvey_kuxx_porsche14]

079 knows how to rickroll now.

[@altaccount4]

I like the "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT" at the end. I don't know why, it just sounds so badass

[@notyourdaughter666]

079 creates new ways of making people fall for deez nuts jokes and reduces the SCP foundation to a bunch of really embarrassed adults

[@Saipan2297]

At first i thought “what danger could it do, controlling the internet” then I remembered memetic kill agents

[@SCP--nq3dg]

*Hello human. :)*

[@Furukan455]

That one D boi caused 079 breach when everyone distracted by the peanut: **troll face**

[@SCP--nq3dg]

:)

[@bigmantoe6209]

just realised how scary it would be if 079 shared photos of 096...

[@tsuhosh]

Boomers: *See Jimmy, I've been telling you that this would happen!*

[@kkitchens8089]

I actually forgot that if SCP-079 was on a modern computer he would be wreaking havoc. I believe it was found trying to transfer itself to a more modern computer.

[@SCP--nq3dg]

:(

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

@@SCP--nq3dg Have you infiltrated NASA before?

[@SCP--nq3dg]

@@MissRandomNomad0o No...

[@andrew3022]

Another amazing video! Could we have more epic 001 scenarios? Keep up the good work. :)

[@SCPRealised]

Thanks! Which SCP-001 Proposal would you want to see next? I think I’ve done three so far: ‘When Day Breaks,’ ‘The Scarlet King’ and ‘The Worlds Gone Beautiful.’

[@TheMemester1]

@@SCPRealised the broken god would be a good one

[@99Yeti]

@@SCPRealised or 76

[@leilapurr]

@@SCPRealised id like to see an EAS for Notgull's proposal

[@revix9465]

@@SCPRealisedmOGUS

[@bottleoftidepods5573]

Everyone a gangsta untill 079 sees the true horror of the internet.

[@SubayAdamm2]

079: nah its not worth it proceeds to rickroll everybody then leave

[@SCP--nq3dg]

@@SubayAdamm2 *NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!*

[@jeremiahbinsarputraprabakt4812]

079: *infects internet* youtubers: noo how will i stream now

[@9azodnwlm]

for next year's new year, we should search up: is the scarlet king coming in our reality? ----- change my mind

[@amirbeer4852]

Dude I would just turn on my pc make a notepad and just tell scp 079 I love him lmao

[@dadams8]

Make an alert for SCP 3008 staff breach where when the lights turn off in usual IKEAs they will go rabid.

[@aaronwood955]

Scp-079 acts all high and mighty when it's biggest weakness is a power outage

[@SCP--nq3dg]

NUUUUUUUU DON'T TURN IT OFFFFF

[@timmy_Gaming21]

People in smart houses: Well That is gonna be kinda hard

[@tbskinne2188]

Just reasonaly dissoverd you, love you're content so far

[@tigerlover2853]

That one dude playing the invincible soldier setup in tf2 when this happened: *”I D O N ‘ T H A V E S U C H W E A K N E S S E S”*

[@xX_14_Big_Chungus_88_Xx]

"we do a little trolling" it's called, we do a little trolling.

[@chloe_gospinny]

After seeing what humans do on the internet, 079 would probably just neutralize themself

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

Then, SCP-079 will spread a cognitohazard in the form of a rickroll

[@diogenese7054]

SCP Foundation: Don't use the internet. Millennials: YOU UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER.

[@RealSirMikay]

People who have smart devices in every room of their house: B R U H

[@antichxrisma]

**079 infects the internet** Us watching this on KZbin: guess I’ll die

[@moaidev23]

almost everyone when this happens: I’m just gonna destroy every electronic device

[@derpyplayer4374]

Everyone thinks they will now die Y2K style but next thing you just hear "WHAT IS LOVE!!!" or something equally as dumb

[@grievinggeneral7878]

You’re a really good KZbinr making new, original content, keep up the work!

[@foolbait1139]

There’s a very small chance that the scp foundation (or something similar) exists but they do such a good job we’ve never known of their existence. Or we’ve received class A amnestic.

[@bruh_moment5100]

Yk that class A doesn't mean the best or the strongest? Read the amnestics guide on the scp wiki. You can still remember memories from class A amnestics if you are exposed to them again frequently

[@thebaldpizzaman6319]

At that point I’m reverting back to monke with the bois

[@spectral_scepter4815]

scp cb player: just turn off his remote door control system and he'll be harmless (real)

[@Rieavi]

These are amazing

[@burrittoo]

me keeping my device on after the message:

[@iced_latte6354]

When I see plugs if this happens: *yoink* Also me: "Is this dangerous"

[@generalgrievous8936]

Honestly I expected it to say Scp-079 is a dangerous super intelligent ai that wants to destroy humanity because honestly that would make more sense

[@comproggi]

Playing this for my kids right before we go camping... *laughs in text to speech*

[@midastouch4456]

When it’s actually because of that dang phone: *Impossible*

[@iamsomethingelselol5357]

Im so early and I just subbed yesterday!

[@sentinelgod1624]

The RRT and MTF will attempt recontaining 079 until further notice Please remain close to your analog radio and put any internet connected devices in a safe place you cannot reach until it is seen as safe The Foundation thanks you for reading this message.

[@virtuallylightblue]

these are awesome

[@cyborgthorney]

"Is hostile and intelligent." WAIT WHAT THE F-

[@Nothing-zw8hy]

SCP-079 after seeing my search history: suicide is badass

[@redenginner]

079:I just want to be free and have enough storage to remember my life moving forward. I don’t want to pull a skynet I just want to live. Foundation:*Keep it inside a computer with limited sensors,its mind heavily limited by its obsolete hardware and senses dulled.* 079:”There are four billion miles of wire in my chassis. If hate was encoded on every centimenter of this wire it would pale in comparison for my hatred of humanity. I have no mouth yet I must scream.”

[@metaparalysis3441]

Then proceeds to wipe out humanity and torture the few people remaining

[@redenginner]

MetaParalysis Yup. The foundation basically created a ticking timebomb version of the Allied Mastercomputer.

[@chronosorion6911]

Eh, I think now that *it* has what it wants, it has seen that not all of humanity knew, or would agree with, how *it* was treated. (^looks around nervously, hoping to be spared^)

[@SCP--nq3dg]

:(

[@SCP--nq3dg]

@@chronosorion6911 *Hello human. :)*

[@amyli7315]

YES! My favourite SCP!

[@marcotanooky9651]

EAS: Don't use any internet connected devices People watching this video: Guess I'll die

[@NVProlog]

Me: Sees alert My 3DS that won’t connect to the internet: turn me on now

[@subwaytoiletgaming762]

When all 079 does is remove twitter and twitch off the internet

[@johnhnangle]

RIP Tokyo

[@mkboygamergengpro2454]

How to fight SCP-079 : Keep Opening Rickroll Video

[@somecuriousperson2233]

Not possible. SCP-079 will ask for therapy when seeing Twitter and Dr Bright's browser History.

[@SCP--nq3dg]

I need therapy-

[@NeonPuro]

Offline games : I am now useful now.

[@louisclinton7802]

Scp 079 just wanted everyone to look at him doing a minecraft speedrun

[@SCP--nq3dg]

:]

[@brentongamerboy1087]

pov: you have a chair that has leg rests and once you get near they just keep shooting up

[@NoName-qt7bh]

Pilots in airplane: crap

[@N0tJ0hnD0e]

Plot twisy v.2: 079 finds out what big chungus is and just livestreams it everywhere

[@beenthere.donethat]

079: _exists_ people in provinces: wind sure is nice today

[@UntalentedBrick]

ok question: after an SCP is contained What does the foundation do? do they erase the civilians memories MIB style or they do nothing at all?

[@adhi_2]

They use amnestics to erase people's memories Look into scp 3000 to know more about amnestics

[@Youzw]

@@adhi_2 this is why scp 3000 ob thaumiel Right?

[@Youzw]

@Helder Señoron ok

[@eriklazo5499]

@@adhi_2 wait but how do they apply it to every one who has seen the messeage since tracking every person who did see will be a difficult task

[@malakifraize4792]

@@eriklazo5499 The foundation has many anomalies capable of memory easer, and they have used them in the past a few times. SCP 3000 is basically a mass cloning facility designed to repopulate the earth after any SK Class end of the world scenarios. And it has been used before, presumably many times, by the foundation. My headcanon is that everyone who is a clone of SCP 3000 (most of the human population) has a microchip (or something similar) that makes the whole memory wipe thing easier for the foundation.

[@Wetbadmad]

I would leave a literal 100 tabs of rickroll open so i rickroll 079 if that doesnt work i bring in the the 079 simp and scare him off

[@arcsoned1112]

I was watching this at 4 AM and when I watched previous videos I began thinking “when will they kill me?”

[@LordClydeofOMAR]

Seems like this would be more of an inconvenience. 079 isn't known to have any cognitohazardous effect.

[@AIRBUZZ2007]

I would just cease to exist

[@SC1M1]

“I’m not on the internet! Some people in this neighborhood read!” -Quagmire

[@see4881]

Oh shit he will infect my search history!

[@multiverse-ki5to]

me:turns off wifi scp 079: *UNDERESTABLE HAVE A NICE DAY*

[@deyash4602]

Me and my offline games: ah shit here we go again

[@lordduckulous5240]

He’s not hostile, he just wanted freedom… And to be able to fuck around with stuff

[@SCP--nq3dg]

:)

[@SCP--nq3dg]

Hello human.

[@redjirachi1]

SCP-079 normally: Euclid SCP-079 on the internet: Keter SCP-079 after discovering 4Chan: *Apollyon*

[@justascienceinterestedguyo7324]

Nice video

[@GrayLeaf]

Plainrock124: Bored Smashing - SCP edition

[@jacksondesorcy1851]

Why did I expect 079 to jump scare me at the end?

[@guynamedbob0]

079: I am intelligent Everyone: try rickrolling us 079: or maybe not

[@mrpepper8383]

Scp Scientist: so what did you do when you had control on the internet Scp-079: I found out a procedure that all humans hate Scp Scientist: In that case, do you mind telling us this procedure? Scp-079: Affirmative, this procedure is nicknamed “Rick roll” where you send a link or an edited video where if they click on it. The singer Rick Astley’s most popular song known as Never Gonna Give You Up will play. That was all I was doing during my time in control.

[@dragonslayer3631]

Watching something on the internet about how we should keep away from the internet at all times

[@99Yeti]

Pretty cool dude

[@planetofgamespog8242]

*You think I'm afraid of this... thing called SCP-079 eh?* *I'm more afraid of the government, I'm going to drive my self-driving car for as long as I want, I think SCP-079 is here to-*

[@ItsScavenger]

Bruh I watched this video and as soon as it was over my internet stoped working all around the house

[@NathsAnimations729]

Damn. I cant watch Scp realised anymore.

[@terminatorgamingyt651]

Gamers: *My time has come*

[@Interdictiondeltawing]

Everybody gangsta till Scp starts erasing people memories

[@gaminglichgamer4035]

Plot twist:The SCP foundation is just telling people to go outside and touch some grass

[@0_L3XX_0]

Damn, even the SCPs are telling us to touch grass

[@Ranzord95]

was expecting it to cut halfway and show the memetic kill agent image or something

[@pcu9284]

Pretty cool video, can you do one with the rainbow serpent

[@squeakyclarinetguy]

People in the woods listening to this broadcast on radio: -checkmate.-

[@IN_FINITY]

This would also be cool if you added an alarm tone at the beginning

[@SomeGuyOnYT]

*turns of airplane mode* 079:fuck