Dude it's so awesome that you're able to get Seagal to come in and actually do all his voice over work specifically for your videos thanks Redeye that can't be cheap, with all of his craft services requirements 😀
@jturnbow712 жыл бұрын
Norm Bell sends it over the wall for a solo home run!!!
@bandit_six54182 жыл бұрын
You wrong for this and I completely support it!! 🤣
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
He is insanely hard to work with. He insists on low fat deli ham, but then has to dip it in melted butter, it gets all over my microphone. Also his empty diet coke cans are filling me recycle bins. But it's worth it as long as you all are happy :)
@barth9580 Жыл бұрын
It's really impressive, because he won't even come in and do voice over work for his own movies.
@erict3728 Жыл бұрын
Love this comment thread
@John947092 жыл бұрын
Seagal's many accent changes depending on who he's around crack me up. He's been a master of accents for over 50 years.
@chrispeterson44632 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever tried sharing French fries while high” Seagal doesn’t share French fries anytime, ever. People lose limbs trying to take food from his plate.
@20FreeWill Жыл бұрын
He loves the fuck out of some cookies
@SwordandshieldofYHWH Жыл бұрын
"Officer good boy" that really made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@christaylor7916 Жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thepopemichael2 жыл бұрын
What's sad is this is around the time that the harassment of Kayden Nguyen started happening. It was the woman who Seagal hired as a person assistant, but it turned out to essentially be a sex slave position. The whole thing turned bad, which culminated Saegal getting charged with human trafficking.
@djcease19962 жыл бұрын
I don't recall this episode. Love to see my man Seagal contributing to the community. I love when he helped paint the house and brought plants for the Hurricane Katrina victims.
@user-kj6sw3to4m Жыл бұрын
Segal faked this show look it up
@theevicerater96_97 Жыл бұрын
I never get tired of King Kai being Seagal🤣
@kyleolson89772 жыл бұрын
How do you know the people listing Seagal films were given the names? "Into the Sun" is fishy enough, but one guy mentions "Ticker", which nobody saw.
@boxxcutta6796 Жыл бұрын
8:48 breads. he’s been doing them Steven Seagal voice so long he’s starting to assimilate his words 😂
@Gracitagouv2 жыл бұрын
Officer Goodboy is the hero of the day!
@gamesum2 жыл бұрын
This man said Chili cook off! 🤣💀
@abqnurse57602 жыл бұрын
I completely agree about parades. I was in marching band in high school and I'm definitely over marching in the freezing cold or the humid heat depending on the parade.
@mrc6808 Жыл бұрын
"I've had a bone marrow transplant and have leukemia" " Sounds to me like you'll be fine brother" What?!! 😂 Segal is not even paying attention to what the poor kid is saying
@thegoldenhammer122 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFAO!! A meatloaf! I literally spit my drink all over my room when u said that! Lmao!
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I am really running out of ways to introduce this man
@Axolotl_Mischief2 жыл бұрын
I am with you 100%, man. Parades are the worst.
@7cricket42 жыл бұрын
Another good one, I love when you do his voice, crack up ever time! 😂🤣😂
@DavidVanHelden12 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody called out the sergeant for using his flip flop phone with his hands while driving a car.....
@Hostage8112 жыл бұрын
This was great. I been a fan of yours for a long time, thanks for this man ahah. If you ever need help with anything like editing or whatever let me know would love to help. ( volunteer not paid ) keep it up
@Drippppppppp Жыл бұрын
That hospital scene is so ridiculous, uh-huh youll be fine 😂😂😂
@MarioSratss Жыл бұрын
„That's what she said” kills me 😂 Seagal is really a hero. All people know his films and he is the Star of the Parade 😅
@pigeonpoo18232 жыл бұрын
'You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain' said Seagals agent..... In about 1994
@chrisbellville6957 Жыл бұрын
Bro the voice you do is soooo good hahahaha he mumbles so much it's like someone else said a perfect South parkesque segal voice
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
Lol why thank you very much :) there's plenty more to come
@Humongous4202 жыл бұрын
Redeye you made my day! Thanks for all you do
@ArchTymeWizard2 жыл бұрын
Such a good channel. Only one of two I have the Bell turned on, RLM & Redeye Reviews.
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
Aww thanks man! So glad you like the videos
@waynesteadfineartphotograp27582 ай бұрын
Space Ice tears Steven Seagull apart
@danfabisac Жыл бұрын
Somehow you have managed to imitate Cartman imitating Steven Segul. It's too cool!😂
@tylerlacor81162 жыл бұрын
You’re gonna get big, I’ve been sayin it since 14,000 subs!!
@mkhululidndhlovu8225 Жыл бұрын
Your funny Steve Segal voice impersonations at 1:36 got me to subscribe to your channel 😂😂😂 and they always get me everytime and I don't even laugh 😂😂😂 as much in my personal life
@matthewvolb942 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. Man if I had enough money for the shit that I needed and some extra I'd love to help the channel out.
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
So glad you like it! Just spread positive vibes and laughs around and that's good enough for me. :)
@Johny40Se7en2 жыл бұрын
"You can smoke and have a chair to sit on at the same time", hey, that must be a double positive. Coin a phrase! 😅😆 And 10:43 🤭🤣
@KCFlyer2 Жыл бұрын
YOur impersonation of him cracks me up every time.
@nickiethesaint3162 жыл бұрын
Mardi Gras be-reads took me out 🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹
@willygonutz96872 жыл бұрын
".... maybe a Chili cook-off, .." 😆😆😆
@skullyskaric77792 жыл бұрын
2:57 😂😂😂😂 "this is my weed" ok that's one way to hit the giggles also i thought seagal went soft for once but nope he sure look like he's not buying another toy.
@timj37882 жыл бұрын
This one was hilarious. Nicely done.
@megatronjenkins24732 жыл бұрын
5:40, RedEye, your Stevie voice is SPOT ON🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markunger10982 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious! Instead of paid actors maybe suspects are told the law will go easy if they pretend to like his films! One of them gets a life sentence when they say they prefer the works of Truffaut - or Dolph Lundgren…
@dhawkes50962 жыл бұрын
That 2 women in the car joke at the end creased me up
@rosalynredwood45422 жыл бұрын
RedEye your Sifu Seagull voice is amazing 😌👌
@David-fanboy2 жыл бұрын
Enter the Sun?! People that saw that movie doesn’t even bring that up?! We’re those Steven cups?!
@jeffmarlatt65382 жыл бұрын
Best line of the video: Is this woman hunting us ?
@JacobDean88Ай бұрын
You deserve The Best U-Tube Voice Over award
@jeffreyshaffer58832 ай бұрын
Officer Goodboy needs his own spin-off series
@NinjakX2 жыл бұрын
Wow 20k sub increase. Congrats man. Keep it up.
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@0RiKola02 жыл бұрын
"Former childrens hospital patient" wtf - lost it there
@cormacsee Жыл бұрын
The Seagal voice is GOLD !🤣
@11Salda2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t understand what Steven is saying I have to put subtitles on lol 😂
@edmundblackaddercoc85222 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the impression 🤣
@curezilla2 жыл бұрын
As big as Steven Seagal's cankle? Damn, you're ambitious!
@briangourley6428 Жыл бұрын
Reserve Chief Deputy, Colonel, Captains and Sergeants all routinely go on patrol with each other.... Bad guys see you coming a mile away with all that brass!!
@LevitatingCups2 жыл бұрын
Your charisma (or something to that extend) really shines through in this video.
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I hope the videos give you some good laughs and smiles :)
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU Жыл бұрын
Nobody noticed its ALREADY LABELLED THE SAME WAY THEY DO IN THE EVIDENCE DEPARTMENT..... IT'S ALREADY BEEN CATALOGUED
@sandyn33842 жыл бұрын
The person- a meatloaf😂😂😁💀
@sacrosanct232 жыл бұрын
The world is not ready for that bead lady to go topless. A lot goin on there
@akmil022 жыл бұрын
"A meatloaf," lol
@dizzy13692 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there was more of this show 🤣😂😂😂
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't seem to end does it?
@uberyoutuber3892 Жыл бұрын
That must've been some weak ass dank for them to just be like "You're free to go ma'am, we're taking your brother to jail instead."
@kungfew13962 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the toughest black accented blues and country western singer/cop/CIA agent/ Buddhist deity to ever live.
@zagreus57262 жыл бұрын
Hello RedEye ...Love your content as always sir your a very very funny guy :)
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate it! Makes me happy to know these silly videos spread some joy :)
@fearanarchy Жыл бұрын
If there ever was a Bocce Ball Tournament WITH a Chilli Cook-off, I would absolutely attend and compete
@barth9580 Жыл бұрын
I ain't seen brick weed in years.
@micksjones59222 жыл бұрын
You gotta do Steven Seagal interviews. Lol
@FatalDevotee12 жыл бұрын
Red Eye you need to dub your Seagal voice over one of his movies.
@edmundblackaddercoc85222 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that.
@mattymaple19762 жыл бұрын
i am not a scientist, but I believe Seagalls hair color is the blackest black there is. it is like a black hole... light cannot escape it.
@paulwilson63572 жыл бұрын
May your channel grow large and impressive like Seagull's hairpiece. That widow's peak is getting further south every time I see it.
@r0c_itfilms6502 жыл бұрын
6 quirkles = a zibbit 😭😭😭•I’m☠️☠️
@WolfiPr2 жыл бұрын
I just hope all the real police officers who had to deal with Seagal got a raise.
@djcease19962 жыл бұрын
They should've been honored to be in Seagal's precense.
@flyabusa2 жыл бұрын
If one of those guys naming movies had said "snatch every motherfu**er birthday", I wonder if they would have left it in (bleeped of course) or cut it.
@spider-ham71402 жыл бұрын
I remember when you only had 1000 subs , your channel has grown a lot well done Red Eye 👍🏻
@CrazyPromt Жыл бұрын
Thanks for great content!
@Heretic842 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to watch this in bed and try not to laugh.
@za.3072 жыл бұрын
Can we just change the channel name to 'Red Eye Rules' because this should be way above 30k subs. It has me in stitches, I got my earbuds on, and family are wondering why I am chuckling away like a demented person.
@jessejames77578 ай бұрын
Almost everyone they stop can sue for right violations.
@DocToxicTF2 Жыл бұрын
You can make fun of Steven Seagal as you want, but he once said very wise words. He said something like:"If chu macc matschull ablds as lomb as meh chu no habl to kiggl."
@irkalla1002 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I gotta fax it? Hold on I have to dig that thing out-oh he'll, I need a landline! It's going to be a while, boss.
@Cristina_504 Жыл бұрын
Lol As someone from New Orleans u don’t have to flash for Mardi Gras beads, atleast during Mardi Gras season but if it’s not Mardi Gras season then yes u do lol
@TwinkieCakey Жыл бұрын
0:53 I never knew in my right mind that Steven Seagal would ever reveal he was a 20 year veteran deputy. Since when one singular cop stays a deputy for literally 20 years? I'm pretty sure there's more ranks to Sheriff Dept's other than goddamn deputy for the 20 year veteran service. I wonder how many people has he Aikido'd to jail so far.
@TheKruz-ox6fo2 жыл бұрын
RedEye, I'm gonna need that fax number.
@crackerbarrel6965 Жыл бұрын
Interesting. He’s a deputy and yet never went through certification and carrries no sidearm. Huh.
@Midnight.in.broad.daylight2 жыл бұрын
That's strange Two women in the vehicle, ahh ahhh, that means a women was driving the car awww That just killed me :)) :))
@larrymcintire98482 жыл бұрын
Dr steve brule knows all about mardi gras bareeds! lmao
@robwheelut2 жыл бұрын
Your Steven voice is a total hoot
@YTeldar2 жыл бұрын
What's with his house looking like a mausoleum? Maybe it's a metaphor for his career
@michaellamp46002 жыл бұрын
Another random request, sorry if you’ve done this one, but I think the old school mortal kombat is a must
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
I need to do that one. I love it
@frankcolumbo44812 жыл бұрын
Well, thats it, no Whimpers. Obviously he bailed...😪 What a sad day for humanity.
@RDJ1342 жыл бұрын
Atm at work, but a like in advance, because i know this is another hilarious video :P
@ESC70737 Жыл бұрын
That's a Metairie parade they don't do that out there but more than likely those people were excited to see Steven seriously for once because Mardi gras are big celeb event as well so if you see a celebrity you normally mark out
@MisterNotlob Жыл бұрын
Best one yet!
@K131399 Жыл бұрын
Ya know Sensai Seagal is thinking as he's eyeing up those bundles of weed, if I could steal one of them I could make a couple terrible movies that can be streamed for free online lol
@davidwinkle50802 жыл бұрын
Segal doesn't realize its bad Methamatics that came up with those calculatons who needs good mathematics when your using Methamatics
@chrisd33842 жыл бұрын
Keep doing your thing the channel will grow more.
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
Thanks friend!
@123patrickb Жыл бұрын
So funny! He’s in JPSO but all the clips are of New Orleans which they don’t patrol
@kainblack21142 жыл бұрын
I hope your channel grows like Steven Seagal's belly.
@megatronjenkins24732 жыл бұрын
Another great episode!!! Thanks, man!!!
@kernowarty Жыл бұрын
Your Steven Seagal voice sounds across between Winston Churchill and Donald Trump!
@MrNegativecreep072 жыл бұрын
I'm rather surprised to learn they're still married and he didn't just dump her for a younger woman. Guess she did get enough beads.
@Dougie19xx2 жыл бұрын
That's because no one wants his old, perverted ass! There's not enough money in the WORLD!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
@nichhodge85032 жыл бұрын
I’m very surprised too! But he’s gone back to his roots and married an Asian woman again
@edmundblackaddercoc85222 жыл бұрын
@@nichhodge8503 what happens when he goes through his Russian phase?
@matthewdaisley9996 Жыл бұрын
I wish I’d found that weed 😢 😂 💨
@TimeForDunston2 жыл бұрын
I’m commenting just to help with channel engagement.
@jacksonbauer5199 Жыл бұрын
That guy had like half an ounce of dirt brown and 3 Vicodin… They acted like he had 27 kilos of heroin
@robvegas93542 жыл бұрын
shout it out loud to whomever did the cling wrap on those cubes of illicit materials!
@nightshade72402 жыл бұрын
Person clearly works part time doing christmas wrapping when the drug trade is slow during the holiday season.
@Mkpryor122 жыл бұрын
Oh I hope You get the chance to do the 1989 Punisher movie (the 1st out of 3 movies) when you continue your Dolph series. Even tho Masters of the Universe (man I loved Skeletor’s design) would be a great review of how it almost had almost nothing to do with the OG cartoon. 😂
@RedEyeReviews2 жыл бұрын
I believe you are in luck. Masters of the Universe is currently winning in the Patreon vote. So it may be coming very soon