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@jroggs85
@jroggs85 Жыл бұрын
"Here are the 10 saddest punts in history." Ha, a fine lesson on how a losing mentality leads to losing resul- "The perpetrators went a combined 6-3-1 and even one of the losers went on win the Super Bowl that season." ...I don't understand this game at all.
@jomahawk7488
@jomahawk7488 9 ай бұрын
In a game where the ball is shaped like an egg with points on both ends, and the players are clad head to toe in literal battle armor, slamming into each other, like bulldozers on full throttle every time, yeah. Absolutely, anything can happen, and none of it makes sense. But boy do we love it.
@arthropodqueen
@arthropodqueen 5 ай бұрын
simple. the punts used up all their Loser Particles which allowed them to keep winning
@daleftuprightatsoldierfield
@daleftuprightatsoldierfield 3 ай бұрын
The main reason is that the surrender index naturally favors close games. Every single punt in the top 10 occurred when the team was either tied or losing by one score. Those deficits can easily be erased by a single stop and a single scoring drive. Another common factor was that many of these teams had very good defenses, so they were confident they would get the ball back
@kirotalon
@kirotalon 6 күн бұрын
@@daleftuprightatsoldierfield This is actually an astute analysis of the statistical model presented in the video. I appreciate the effort; it genuinely made me reconsider the conclusions.
@jacksonkruegersports7888
@jacksonkruegersports7888 5 жыл бұрын
Only Jon Bois could make a 54 minutes and 23 second long video about punting and have me drop everything I'm doing to watch it.
@coletrickle1775
@coletrickle1775 5 жыл бұрын
Right? My initial reaction was Punts?!?! Bois is back and it's a punt video??? Aww well, I bet it's the best video about punting ever, so let's see it.
@ThisChangeIsAwful
@ThisChangeIsAwful 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, good to know you are a Jon Bois fan. makes me love your channel more
@Karmy.
@Karmy. 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@jacksonkruegersports7888
@jacksonkruegersports7888 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThisChangeIsAwful I'm pretty sure you have to be a Jon Bois fan to make videos on KZbin. It's the law. (Okay not really but it should be).
@sapographics311
@sapographics311 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@rileyhart2462
@rileyhart2462 5 жыл бұрын
John Bois could make a Chart Party about why my face is objectively the worst face ever conceived and I’d still like the video
@chaosawaits
@chaosawaits 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he wouldn't be wrong either
@aidankeo
@aidankeo 5 жыл бұрын
@@chaosawaits who hurt you?
@aidankeo
@aidankeo 5 жыл бұрын
also, ITS JON BOI. s
@chaosawaits
@chaosawaits 5 жыл бұрын
@@aidankeo hahaha it's not my fault he set himself up for a slam
@GinkgoPete
@GinkgoPete 4 жыл бұрын
@El Comedy Rogue Projection is a harsh mistress.
@QemeH
@QemeH 3 жыл бұрын
I like how with most of these it's "Why did they not try the field goal?" or "Why did they not go for it?" - but with the number 1 spot it's literally "Why didn't they do *anything* else?"
@DoctorNovakaine
@DoctorNovakaine Жыл бұрын
It's the Vikings. They are perpetually inexplicable.
@hyort3613
@hyort3613 Жыл бұрын
@@DoctorNovakainechildress deserves a lot of blame, a coach so bad he couldn’t take a favre playing better then ever anywhere
@DoctorNovakaine
@DoctorNovakaine 11 ай бұрын
@@Butterratbee They were actually 7th just a year or two ago. But that's part of 'perpetually inexplicable'. They are a team that has historically been among the better teams of the league but bafflingly incapable of finishing the deal. They have a couple of the most successful teams never to make it to a Super Bowl. 9th in all-time win percentage but haven't been to a Super Bowl in over 50 years (the only team who's even been to one with a longer drought is the Jets, and they're 27th in all-time win percentage). And while one-score games appear to be their preferred flavor recently, they've had more than their share of weird game results even before that. I've been watching them for over a quarter century at this point, I feel fairly confident that 'perpetually inexplicable' isn't just because of the last few years. Though, I'm not going to argue against Childress being an awful coach. (One of the worst ever? People who know more bad coaches than I do might disagree, but I'm not knowledgable enough for that.)
@gamemeister27
@gamemeister27 11 ай бұрын
​@@DoctorNovakaineMy dad always said that Childress played not to lose instead of playing to win. Dude was allergic to downside
@איתןשי
@איתןשי 9 ай бұрын
@@DoctorNovakaine didn't this channel make a Dorktown about exactly this?
@SecretBaseSBN
@SecretBaseSBN 5 жыл бұрын
1. Jon made a few errors in the making of this video, which he has kindly listed in the description, so go check that before you yell at us in the comments. Or don't and just yell at us anyways. It's KZbin. We get how it works. 2. Oh hey, it's Jon Bois 3. If you don't watch this whole video right away and in one sitting, Jon will never make another video again, he told me so
@brentmiller6414
@brentmiller6414 5 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree if you don't watch these kind of videos in one sitting there is something wrong with you.
@fyukfy2366
@fyukfy2366 5 жыл бұрын
Jon doesn't make errors, the rest if the universe is wrong
@hshdhhx902
@hshdhhx902 5 жыл бұрын
SB Nation you made a mistake in the description. Overtime’s dont happens every 500 something games, ties do.
@SecretBaseSBN
@SecretBaseSBN 5 жыл бұрын
@@hshdhhx902 jon wrote the description so HA TAKE THAT
@redriverwiffleball9768
@redriverwiffleball9768 5 жыл бұрын
SB Nation When will we get another Pretty Good?
@Kohdok
@Kohdok 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm misusing Algebra to throw a fit". Print that on a t-shirt, man.
@HandsUpPromotions
@HandsUpPromotions 5 жыл бұрын
Kohdok I will absolutely buy it if that becomes a shirt
@ARUranuim
@ARUranuim 5 жыл бұрын
Only if you get the quote right.
@sdsumiguel5937
@sdsumiguel5937 5 жыл бұрын
Misusing
@chrisdick6152
@chrisdick6152 5 жыл бұрын
23:00
@throwachair4574
@throwachair4574 5 жыл бұрын
can we put the chart on a shirt
@nikolaiix162
@nikolaiix162 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the musicians that recorded these jazz tunes ever thought their music would be played over a 54 minute long video about punting.
@internetreferee8463
@internetreferee8463 5 жыл бұрын
No. The answer to this question is no.
@samuelhartung7412
@samuelhartung7412 5 жыл бұрын
Why should they?
@whs1pmjazz
@whs1pmjazz 5 жыл бұрын
just because there's saxophone in it doesn't make it jazz, you know
@ericsilver9401
@ericsilver9401 5 жыл бұрын
I would imagine so
@cantstopthebear
@cantstopthebear 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody Like This Comment Again as of 4-28-19 Please Keep 666 Likes
@freddier5376
@freddier5376 2 жыл бұрын
“Well, obviously they lost. And then they came out of absolutely nowhere to win their next ten games.” What a quote
@theguyman256
@theguyman256 2 жыл бұрын
"And then they got to the super bowl and then won the super bowl"
@TheAdrift
@TheAdrift Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t following football yet (I’m still technically not lmao, but the knowledge I’ve gained from watching Jon’s videos have made it more fun for me when my mom watches the games) but I remember what a wild and wacky year that was to be a Ravens fan (or around Ravens fans). The slow-starting season quickly became thrilling because the defense was just that OP, people were shouting “DEEEEEEE-FENSE!” at every game (I even saw a guy holding up two paper cutouts of the letter D and a picket fence, I appreciated the pun), my mom got a Ray Lewis jersey, and I distinctly remember hanging out in my mom’s friend’s basement during the Super Bowl. I played Tetris on my Gameboy Color, ate food, and wrote stories in my notebook as everyone around me yelled with joy. At the time I thought it was too loud and smoky down there, but thanks to rosy retrospection, it’s now a fond memory 😄
@ohritz3939
@ohritz3939 Жыл бұрын
@@TheAdriftevery football game has the D-Fence signs bro
@amulyashekhar2999
@amulyashekhar2999 Жыл бұрын
@@ohritz3939 the 2000 Ravens are statistically the most dominant defense of all time.
@TheAdrift
@TheAdrift Жыл бұрын
@@ohritz3939okay, “bro,” first of all I was 9 years old when that happened, and second, [points to the first sentence of what I wrote, where I said “I don’t follow football”]. Don’t bro me if you can’t even read lmao
@Diego24fps
@Diego24fps 5 жыл бұрын
That was the most brilliant 54 minute setup for a joke I've ever seen.
@kvltizt
@kvltizt 5 жыл бұрын
My conception story
@Tostky
@Tostky 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how hard I'm laughing right now at it. Holy hell was the setup perfect, A full 3 arc plot.
@JonathanPoto
@JonathanPoto 5 жыл бұрын
I read this comment at the start of the video and was like "what is this dude talking about" and now I'm literally in disbelief at how this ended.
@sheeperskipps
@sheeperskipps 5 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanPoto I didn't even see the comment section until after.
@KMcNally117
@KMcNally117 5 жыл бұрын
He punts but he wins. He wins way more than he punts, but he still punts. -Jon "Chappelle" Bois
@fallsaturn7965
@fallsaturn7965 5 жыл бұрын
This Man is like the Bill Belichick of youtube. He doesn't eat, sleep, or drink. All is does is think and comes up with the greatest sports statistics known to mankind.
@warlordnipple
@warlordnipple 5 жыл бұрын
Except he only records his own material!
@Liandru13
@Liandru13 5 жыл бұрын
@@warlordnipple Savage.
@sketcheadfilms
@sketcheadfilms 5 жыл бұрын
now i need a jon bois offseason simulator
@giorgiogazzola5972
@giorgiogazzola5972 5 жыл бұрын
Bellichick is a bit pudgy
@rileymurphy5396
@rileymurphy5396 5 жыл бұрын
@@warlordnipple As a Pats fan, that's still funny. Nice jab.
@Beanly002
@Beanly002 5 жыл бұрын
"this is the city of Buffalo's only pro sports team" Tell me how you really feel about the Sabres, Jon
@jeffwiltse6065
@jeffwiltse6065 5 жыл бұрын
Soon as i heard that i went straight to the comments thanks for addressing the obvious so i didnt have to lol smfh he must not think the NHL is a pro sport.
@ya_boi_cannon
@ya_boi_cannon 5 жыл бұрын
He put in the description that he messed up.
@closethockeyfan5284
@closethockeyfan5284 5 жыл бұрын
That one hurt, most definitely. But we know what their favorite two sports are, just like the majority of America. *sigh*
@alexiluibil9304
@alexiluibil9304 5 жыл бұрын
i typed that immediately when i heard that
@unclecreepy7025
@unclecreepy7025 5 жыл бұрын
And the Bills don’t even play in Buffalo.
@321gofast7
@321gofast7 2 жыл бұрын
During week 1 of 2022, the Houston Texans punted with 1:01 left in overtime, at 4th and 3, on their opponent's 49, while they were tied with the opponent. According to my calculations, this results in a surrender index score of 358.06, which ranks 5th all-time in the surrender index.
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it'd be on there myself! At least they got the tie anyway...
@arkiteuthis3747
@arkiteuthis3747 2 жыл бұрын
This video is three years old. 2022 didn't exist yet.
@jesusquicksaves
@jesusquicksaves 2 жыл бұрын
@@arkiteuthis3747 it’s to rank them
@thebanished6725
@thebanished6725 2 жыл бұрын
@@jesusquicksaves pretty sure he was talking to CrazyLuigi
@jesusquicksaves
@jesusquicksaves 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebanished6725 i guess I’m stupid haha
@mikedrop4421
@mikedrop4421 5 жыл бұрын
Omg... Did we really just get a new Chart Party... That's almost an hour long?
@rvog6584
@rvog6584 5 жыл бұрын
its like hes makin up 4 a whol years worth :-)
@blacklite911
@blacklite911 5 жыл бұрын
Yes but honestly, I'd rather have more frequent chart parties than a long one. Could've gotten 3 chart parties out of this instead of the long drought. Nice experiment but give me consistency.
@matthewjefferson9797
@matthewjefferson9797 5 жыл бұрын
Its what dreams are made of
@hellowhirled
@hellowhirled 8 ай бұрын
crazy looking back at this era when Jon making long videos was new
@wombatgirl997
@wombatgirl997 Ай бұрын
Ayyyy, a Fella! Nice profile picture.
@thirdand11
@thirdand11 4 жыл бұрын
My high school football coach on 4th and 1 or less: "If y'all can't gain one yard, y'all don't deserve to win."
@mephenstessina6081
@mephenstessina6081 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't wrong
@Dularr
@Dularr 4 жыл бұрын
DEF Coach: If you can't make ten yards in three downs. What make you think you can do it in four downs.
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dularr Because the 3rd down play often results in a very gainable 4th and 1 or 2. That logic doesn’t check out.
@Dularr
@Dularr 4 жыл бұрын
@@patrick-xu1go Sure it does. Depends on what type of game you are playing. Plus you have to look at the numbers. If you punt from mid-field you have a high percentage of pining the other team within their 20 yard line. Assuming you have a good defense, you have a higher percentage of stopping them from scoring if they are pinned back vs. getting the ball at mid-field. Forcing them to put will give you a fresh set of downs. With the possibility of improved field position. Of course I understand the always go for it on fourth down approach. You are playing a shoot out, with the goal that your team will score more points than the other team. Where I am the defense mindset. My goal is to stop you at your 4 and 2 at mid-field. Giving it to my offense at mid-field. If I don't stop the fourth down, oh well, I will stop you again.
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dularr That’s completely different from you saying that you’re not likely to convert 4th down just because you didn’t get the first down in 3 plays
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 5 жыл бұрын
When the first chart is a 3d representation of every punt of the last 18 years, you know you're in for a good one
@brandongnuschke3870
@brandongnuschke3870 Жыл бұрын
“Sorry Dolphins, you won. I know it’s not what you wanted.” -Every Miami victory in the 2010’s
@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah
@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah Жыл бұрын
Excluding 2016
@SummoningSalt
@SummoningSalt 5 жыл бұрын
The greatest youtuber of all time is back :D
@chucktownattack
@chucktownattack 5 жыл бұрын
Hey man love your stuff.
@Likeanoob2
@Likeanoob2 5 жыл бұрын
When do we get a JB and SS collab?
@smokyroom5725
@smokyroom5725 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting to see you here tbh lol
@2-toner
@2-toner 5 жыл бұрын
Summoning salt is the sb nation/jon bois of speed running
@tim.noonan
@tim.noonan 5 жыл бұрын
First a Punchout vid from Summoning Salt himself, now an HOUR-LONG CHART PARTY? What did we do to deserve such spoils?
@connordemorest6750
@connordemorest6750 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a high school and college football line judge. We are absolutely "taught" (told) to put the ball on a "big" line, a 5 or 10 yard marking if we can. It makes it easier for everyone to see where the line to gain is
@Resurgam1981
@Resurgam1981 3 жыл бұрын
Huh?!
@herzogsbuick
@herzogsbuick 2 жыл бұрын
within what kinda limits? what're the margins??
@connordemorest6750
@connordemorest6750 2 жыл бұрын
@@lostalone9320 Yes. If given the choice to mark it on the 44 yard line or the 45 yard line, put it on the 45 if you can. Makes the chains easier to spot, keeps the game going, makes the first down line to be on the other 45 yard line and easy to see, etc.
@adambward1
@adambward1 2 жыл бұрын
@@connordemorest6750 I gotta say, I've long found it pretty absurd that in the multi-billion dollar, ultra-high stakes NFL in the year 2022 (and even Div I College football), they still use line judges to spot the ball. I mean, they're essentially just relying on the eyesight of old men to place the ball arbitrarily based on where they "think" they saw it when the player went down - viewing angle be damned. All just to make things "easier"? Football is literally "The Game of Inches," so when every single play comes down to pure guesswork in terms of the exact ball spot, it kinda reduces the whole sport imo. And not just in crucial spots like 3rd and 4th downs - but literally every single play. Every single time the ball is spotted, it's guesswork. And these missed inches add up to feet, and feet add up to yards, and yards add up to first downs over the course of a game. Yet very few people seem to question this archaic way of doing things, or even think about it at all. I mean, you can find numerous videos online of refs spotting the ball very dubiously, and even vids of other refs coming in and moving the ball from where a first ref spotted it. And it never gets questioned. It's insane when you think about it. Especially considering that the technology is definitely out there in this day and age to do something about it, like put chips/sensors in the ball and throughout the field or something...
@tryste_mx
@tryste_mx 2 жыл бұрын
We all know that the ball is spotted and placed at unmeasurable/un-indicatable points between yard lines during the regular course of play, but the stats Jon pulls are necessarily rounded to the closest whole number. With the other aspects of the game that move the ball in 5 and 10 yard increments, it's probable that this rounding contributes to the spikes on the graph at least as much as the officals' spots.
@jacobhess1957
@jacobhess1957 4 жыл бұрын
“Your final project can be about anything you want”
@AspynDotZip
@AspynDotZip Жыл бұрын
Basically what my middle school projects looked like 😂
@raymondwilliams379
@raymondwilliams379 Жыл бұрын
It's gonna be about skoragami every time if possible
@mattigus
@mattigus 3 жыл бұрын
September 19th, 2021, we bore witness to the single most cowardly punt in the 21st century. Texans have the ball against the Browns, early in the 2nd quarter, with the scored tied 7-7. It's 3rd and 15 on the HOU 38, and the Texans gain 13 yards. However, Browns are caught offsides, so a decision must be made. Do you accept the penalty, making it 3rd and 10, and get another shot at a first down? Or do you decline the penalty, make it 4th and 2 at midfield, and go for it on 4th? Texans end up declining the penalty and punt, resulting in a touchback. It was essentially a punt on 3rd down, something that actually broke the surrender index. It was a decision so gutless and cowardly that math can't describe it's scope.
@paysonfox88
@paysonfox88 3 жыл бұрын
Here's another good question football wise. What is the last team to lose all but one of their games on the final two minutes or the final play? The 2021 Minnesota Vikings are probably going to make the playoffs. They have a 7-7 record. Of their seven losses, six of them have occurred by blowing 4th quarter leads in the last 2 minutes, or on overtime losses. That has got to be some kind of record. For a team to have all but one of its losses for an entire season be on the final play.
@breachtones
@breachtones 3 жыл бұрын
@@paysonfox88 and somehow at least one of their wins has occurred in the same manner but opposite. those poor, poor lions..
@bubba200874426
@bubba200874426 3 жыл бұрын
@@paysonfox88 it's a record for the 17 game era at the very least.
@austinfletchermusic
@austinfletchermusic 3 жыл бұрын
What's the correct SI score?
@daleftuprightatsoldierfield
@daleftuprightatsoldierfield 3 жыл бұрын
@@austinfletchermusic Field position: 2.59 (50) Distance to 1st: 0.8 (4th and 2) Score: 2.0 (tied) Clock: 1.0 (1st half) SI score: 4.15
@iangalt6899
@iangalt6899 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm misusing algebra to throw a fit." That is the greatest sentence ever said. I applaud you.
@analytical768
@analytical768 4 жыл бұрын
Almost everything that Jon had ever said is great
@iangalt6899
@iangalt6899 4 жыл бұрын
@@analytical768 Indeed. But this in particular was perfect.
@chrisn3819
@chrisn3819 3 жыл бұрын
ohhhh....I thought he said "I miss using algebra to throw a fit" haha.....makes sense.
@iangalt6899
@iangalt6899 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisn3819 Imagine Jon Bois in math, and the pure entertainment value that brings with it.
@gabelee417
@gabelee417 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@samuelstensgaard4828
@samuelstensgaard4828 5 жыл бұрын
54 minute chart party? *This is everything I've ever needed.*
@aheinrich2535
@aheinrich2535 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@evanskolnick2673
@evanskolnick2673 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@brianquinn8570
@brianquinn8570 5 жыл бұрын
Yep never knew I needed this but I'm glad I got this
@jeremiahsalvadorjuarez553
@jeremiahsalvadorjuarez553 5 жыл бұрын
666 LIKES
@readysethshoot
@readysethshoot 5 жыл бұрын
breakfast was mighty nice today with an hour spent watching the best use of Presi ever
@kieranbullock02
@kieranbullock02 5 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, 54 minutes long? Screw that, way too long for me." *54 minutes later* "That was terrific"
@fernando47180
@fernando47180 5 жыл бұрын
I watched this in three parts, works for me. Try giving it a try
@kieranbullock02
@kieranbullock02 5 жыл бұрын
@@fernando47180 Did you click the "read more" button on my comment? I watched it all in one go, much to my own amazement!
@slick_staino
@slick_staino 5 жыл бұрын
1000% accurate
@jlui21
@jlui21 5 жыл бұрын
- This is stupid...[54 minutes later]. That's the best kind of waste of time.
@FiresideBoomer
@FiresideBoomer 4 жыл бұрын
yeah honestly I clicked on the video thinking it was 5 mintues 440 seconds long
@BritishMetric144
@BritishMetric144 3 жыл бұрын
In the Surrender Index calculation, I found the greatest value for a punt with these characteristics: 4th and Goal at the opponent 1-yard-line, 1 second left in overtime, down by three points. That returns a score of 1,625,631 points.
@evankenny8623
@evankenny8623 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t really think punting would be possible there
@BritishMetric144
@BritishMetric144 2 жыл бұрын
@@evankenny8623 in that case, it would be better for the offense if the defense blocked the punt.
@averagecoasterenjoyer
@averagecoasterenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
My (new) NFL coach bucket list: 1. Have a game where the opponent scores 1 point (scorigami) 2. Punt at that moment
@u121386
@u121386 2 жыл бұрын
@@evankenny8623 Practically, no. Legally, yes.
@senororlando2
@senororlando2 2 жыл бұрын
@@u121386 might catch ‘em off guard like when Nebraska beat Texas with a quick kick in ‘07
@oneofthe12sionmains70
@oneofthe12sionmains70 5 жыл бұрын
Jon Bois- Someone punted on the 24. Trust me, there's an explaination. Me: HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE AN E- _oh its the Bengals, carry on_
@tysonstewart2302
@tysonstewart2302 5 жыл бұрын
Hey as a Bengals fan... Yeah that's exactly something we would do, carry on.
@masterhiggins9914
@masterhiggins9914 5 жыл бұрын
Uk what a drop-kick field goal is right? There has never been an actual punt inside the 30. If u saw a punt type kick it was a drop-kick field goal. Usually happens when the place kicker is hurt and the punter can't place kick.
@Kumquat_Lord
@Kumquat_Lord 5 жыл бұрын
There's footage of it now: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXSZqaZveb9spdE
@koltonfinnegan
@koltonfinnegan 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5WTg56Dd8SJhqc Skip to 2:33
@dolphinsneu
@dolphinsneu 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kumquat_Lord It was on youtube earlier in a five hour long video about the 2000 NFL season
@yonathangonzalez6670
@yonathangonzalez6670 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched an hour long video on punting, do I regret it... NO
@timothypuvogel5468
@timothypuvogel5468 5 жыл бұрын
I WAS EXPECTING PUNTS LMAO LIKE -35 YARDS
@xBlueAutumnx
@xBlueAutumnx 5 жыл бұрын
Right!? lol
@humansRpepul2
@humansRpepul2 5 жыл бұрын
Jon Bois could put up charts and talk about soccer passes and I'd watch it enthusiastically.
@CalebFrush
@CalebFrush 5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Pretty Good)
@elijahschemel9745
@elijahschemel9745 5 жыл бұрын
Yonathan Gonzalez it was called the super bowl
@bullshark3771
@bullshark3771 4 жыл бұрын
40:36 “This is the city of buffalo’s only pro sports team” Buffalo Sabres: Am I a joke to you? NHL: yes
@P3rplexer
@P3rplexer 3 жыл бұрын
@@abridge2 they won the game 6-1. Thank god we didn't break the streak lol
@lightyagami3492
@lightyagami3492 3 жыл бұрын
@@P3rplexer still waiting for that 6-1 score in football 😩
@A.B.421
@A.B.421 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean 40:31
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 3 жыл бұрын
The Blue Jays: aight, Imma head out
@andrewbledsoe131
@andrewbledsoe131 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedude3065 well I mean they're Toronto just being hosted by Buffalo
@zacharytaylor3178
@zacharytaylor3178 3 жыл бұрын
40:33: “This is the city of Buffalo’s only pro sports team” Correct him all you want, but after seeing a few games of the 2021 Buffalo Sabres, I can confirm that they are *not* a legitimate pro sports team
@ibrahimhassan6566
@ibrahimhassan6566 3 жыл бұрын
The sabers is my club. Apologies
@feature.of.jarjar24
@feature.of.jarjar24 3 жыл бұрын
@@ibrahimhassan6566 Apology accepted.
@ibrahimhassan6566
@ibrahimhassan6566 3 жыл бұрын
@@feature.of.jarjar24 apologize!!
@SeanCampbell_iRacing
@SeanCampbell_iRacing 2 жыл бұрын
@@feature.of.jarjar24 lol
@CastafioreOnYoutube
@CastafioreOnYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
@@ibrahimhassan6566 incredible freudian slip
@memeyloaf7999
@memeyloaf7999 5 жыл бұрын
Jon: I will explain punting for viewers who don’t watch sports Also Jon: *explains whole damn game of football*
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it is called football. Punting is a major part of football so by explaining punting you have explained pretty much half of football so might as well go all the way...wait no this is football, a game about quitting, oh well there are always outliers.
@daveprice5911
@daveprice5911 4 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate it. I'm here because I like hockey (but know almost nothing) and it snowballed into watching every chary party video because statistics are beautiful so I like getting explanations
@ReidTheRulesGuy
@ReidTheRulesGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Well he does have to put the punt into perspective. It'd be impossible to explain a punt as a stand-alone action. A lot of other things have to happen to warrant a punt
@thelastcarnival
@thelastcarnival 4 жыл бұрын
I tried to listen to his explanation, but as a football fan, I couldn't tear my attention away from the wonderful alternative programming. When I saw two older gentlemen fighting over a baseball bat, I felt a supreme peace I've never known before or since.
@gamingshawn9790
@gamingshawn9790 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@Calmdownpaco
@Calmdownpaco 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see what kids grow up to do who were inspired by John Bois' statistical and entertainment prowess. John is unknowingly creating something that no one thought was possible. A way to entertain kids with math.
@xhappybunnyx
@xhappybunnyx 5 жыл бұрын
He's one of the crowning examples of how good KZbin can be. Wish more people were as passionate about their content as he is.
@wilwumn392
@wilwumn392 5 жыл бұрын
Two words. Game theory. Admittedly that’s more for video game fans than sports fans but my point stands.
@AntVenom
@AntVenom 5 жыл бұрын
THE BOIS ARE BACK IN TOWN!
@Rapidbeatsofficial
@Rapidbeatsofficial 5 жыл бұрын
AntVenom oh I remember you you did minecraft vids, didn’t know you were still active
@maxamillisman
@maxamillisman 5 жыл бұрын
As Bill Wurtz might say. "We could make a religion out of this."
@rngesus3430
@rngesus3430 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, you watch Jon? I did not know that.
@aZebruh
@aZebruh 5 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere on the internet now, such as xQcs stream too lol
@LatkeOG
@LatkeOG 5 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting a mc KZbinr from my childhood on here 😂
@Jwill1242
@Jwill1242 3 жыл бұрын
Hard to belive a superbowl team went 57 drives without a touchdown... a testament to the 2000 Ravens Defense
@staidenofanarchy
@staidenofanarchy Жыл бұрын
Such a shame the NFL has essentially legislated away the ability for a team to win with defense
@cubsfanman-nx6pg
@cubsfanman-nx6pg Жыл бұрын
dude fr because the most fun football games are where literally nobody ever scores :skull:
@That_Guy2424
@That_Guy2424 Жыл бұрын
@@staidenofanarchyDefensive players are getting so good that defense is coming back despite rule changes at least
@colestraughn1100
@colestraughn1100 5 жыл бұрын
The alternate programming was a nice touch
@EBPNGAMING
@EBPNGAMING 5 жыл бұрын
Jon bois makes me pp long
@alexjjgreen
@alexjjgreen 5 жыл бұрын
It IS what football fans crave
@Dragon-Believer
@Dragon-Believer 5 жыл бұрын
Was that the game where cutler faked an injury so he wouldnt have to play the legion? I mean he really did fake it. He threw a pick late in the game the week before and walked off the field without being touched.
@newyorksuperbowlfootballgi1734
@newyorksuperbowlfootballgi1734 5 жыл бұрын
@Paul Anderson what r u
@AmericasComic
@AmericasComic 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Anderson your comments are pretty good
@wafflesthewookiee4716
@wafflesthewookiee4716 5 жыл бұрын
28:18 I distinctly remember this punt because my dog got hit by a car during this game, and my dad and I had to drive 2 hours to get her to an emergency animal hospital, because this was at 8 at night on a Sunday. So it was one in the morning, and we had no idea about our dogs condition, or even if she was going to survive. We were watching Sportscenter, and they were talking about this punt, and they showed this punt. So me and my dad were in this lobby, waiting to hear if our dog was going to live, terrified out of our minds, and this punt was so cowardly, it took our minds off of it and we talked about it for 5 minutes. That’s how sad this punt was. P.S. She survived. Had some mild contusions, and slipped a disc in her back. She recovered, and while she don’t get around like she used to, she still here and that’s all that matters. Edit: I should also mention that this happened like three weeks before my birthday, so my present was getting my pup back. P.S.S. WHY WOULD YOU PUNT FROM THEIR, IN OT NO LESS? WHY? Edit: edited time stamp for your ease.
@AzureKite
@AzureKite 5 жыл бұрын
I'm crying what the hell I'm glad your dog is ok
@coolman3111
@coolman3111 5 жыл бұрын
I was worried that your dog wasnt gonna make it
@somedeadmeme2413
@somedeadmeme2413 5 жыл бұрын
i was about to cry
@weirdboo
@weirdboo 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah I "distinctly" remember this game too, it literally happened less than a year ago
@wafflesthewookiee4716
@wafflesthewookiee4716 5 жыл бұрын
Btw in case anyone cares, she’s 13, and that really complicated things. We didn’t know if she’d recover, but after 3 weeks of laser therapy, she can walk okay. She can’t run for more than a few steps, but I got my pup back for my birthday.
@ashkechum101
@ashkechum101 5 жыл бұрын
A 54 minute documentary about punting... Chart Party makes everything sound exciting
@Lew2000
@Lew2000 5 жыл бұрын
I cant believe I watched the whole thing. Totally worth it
@timzhai890
@timzhai890 5 жыл бұрын
Watched the whole damn thing too
@asi3808
@asi3808 3 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact that one day, Jon decided that "I think we are going to punt on this one..." would make a great punchline to joke, and then made a 1 hour video to build up to it
@handgunbobcat4451
@handgunbobcat4451 5 жыл бұрын
At 41:15 when Jon asked to imagine being a Bill's fan in attendance, I didn't have to imagine. I was at that game, not knowing that I was about to witness one of the saddest punts in history. Still, it was a great game to be at, especially since we pulled out the win
@danlorett2184
@danlorett2184 5 жыл бұрын
sitting at a bills game for 3+ hours in the blinding snow, watching your team commit unholy punting acts "yeah it was a good game" Stockholm syndrome doesn't even cut it. This is Buffalo syndrome.
@handgunbobcat4451
@handgunbobcat4451 5 жыл бұрын
@@danlorett2184 Hey, I was there with my dad and some friends and we had a great time. I love my Bills no matter what
@samhoagland1067
@samhoagland1067 5 жыл бұрын
And you guys end up going to the playoffs as well.
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 3 жыл бұрын
@@samhoagland1067 Exactly! The fact that they made it was something were any suspense was ultimately lost to me. That was the only one, though.
@tejseth8027
@tejseth8027 5 жыл бұрын
jon could talk about paint drying for 54 minutes and i'd be all for it
@forgottenfamily
@forgottenfamily 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he'd be talking about paint compositions and mixing techniques and find some way to create a dozen graphs.
@tejseth8027
@tejseth8027 5 жыл бұрын
@@forgottenfamily "as you can see here from 2000-2019 the amount of purple paint jumped and here's why i think that happened"
@FreeFootballShow
@FreeFootballShow 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ilikegus7274
@ilikegus7274 5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure most people missed a small joke, so I’m gonna explain it. Between 8:05 and 8:10 there is a transition between figure three and figure five and we can see figure four right above it. This is a picture of a wrestler named Ric Flair. He is in a submission move that he created called the Figure Four. Thanks for reading!
@danielsavitz5774
@danielsavitz5774 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why that was there. Thanks!
@shelbytownsend3056
@shelbytownsend3056 5 жыл бұрын
He draws no attention to it, which makes it so much better.
@PlusSFC
@PlusSFC 5 жыл бұрын
I guess that's why he credited ric flair in the end
@phoenixgoss55
@phoenixgoss55 5 жыл бұрын
Did you guys catch between figure 10 and figure 12 he had finger 11?
@Pensfan5919
@Pensfan5919 5 жыл бұрын
Flair has it on the best Canadian wrestler ever, Bret "Hitman" Hart! This, I believe, is a photo from their Saskatoon, Saskatchewan house show match where Bret wins the WWF title
@SpencerTwiddy
@SpencerTwiddy 2 жыл бұрын
35:09 - it's probably much worse than a coin flip, Heinz Field was notoriously hard to make long field goals in due to open airflow from the ends of the stadium and terrible natural-grass surface. The longest field goal ever made there was 52 yards until 2016, his was from 51 in 2002 and would have broken the record at the time.
@macysondheim
@macysondheim Жыл бұрын
Chicago Bears? More like the Chicago Clowns… 🤡
@JCS493
@JCS493 5 жыл бұрын
"Buffalo's only pro sports team" Hey, the Sabres are bad but they're still professional! At least they've had more success than the Bills in the 2000s :)
@ca2249
@ca2249 5 жыл бұрын
They got screwed by Brett hull
@Felix-Orion
@Felix-Orion 5 жыл бұрын
If the Bills had their way, they would be in Toronto instead :^)
@ibefullofme
@ibefullofme 5 жыл бұрын
I guess this means we're not getting a Jon Bois hockey video ever? 😭😭😭
@petercollin5670
@petercollin5670 5 жыл бұрын
They also have a AAA baseball team, that plays in a very nice park.
@samfederman7469
@samfederman7469 5 жыл бұрын
That’s an insult to the Sabres 40:35
@ilikecorn500
@ilikecorn500 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah they should def add that to the description.
@ElmTreee
@ElmTreee 5 жыл бұрын
Sabres suck
@granitesundae
@granitesundae 5 жыл бұрын
Sam Federman you beat me to it
@eila2088
@eila2088 5 жыл бұрын
Not only the Sabres but Bandits and Beauts are also professional sports teams.
@eugenewithfedora2682
@eugenewithfedora2682 5 жыл бұрын
The Real New England Patriots Fan! Tom Brady kisses his son sometimes with tongue
@erikmclaren8477
@erikmclaren8477 5 жыл бұрын
"This is the city of buffalos only pro sports team" - 44:31 the buffalo sabers are so easy to forget that people just do
@KMcNally117
@KMcNally117 5 жыл бұрын
Sabres: Am I joke to you?
@SnipeyGaming
@SnipeyGaming 5 жыл бұрын
He put it in the description that he forgot about them lol
@ChrisLamia
@ChrisLamia 5 жыл бұрын
Only team in the 4 major NA sports to finish bottom 10 every single year the last 7 seasons
@BrandonA1
@BrandonA1 5 жыл бұрын
@@KMcNally117 Everyone: Yes. Yes you are.
@88mpoole
@88mpoole 4 жыл бұрын
@@KMcNally117 yes
@appointmenteer
@appointmenteer 2 жыл бұрын
rest in peace jordan, you were the best doggo and im so glad you got to set up the best closing joke in a video. hope youre doing ok jon ❤️
@alaeriia01
@alaeriia01 Жыл бұрын
RIP doggo
@WidgerCentral
@WidgerCentral 5 жыл бұрын
"The Number One Rule of Data Journalism: Come in with an agenda, and bend the rules however you need to in order to prove your point." This line was so absolutely funny, and yet, it also describes almost every political survey I have seen reported over the last ten years...
@marcodragon4995
@marcodragon4995 5 жыл бұрын
As the kids say these days, OOF.
@frightenedsoul
@frightenedsoul 4 жыл бұрын
Gamedragon bro - 🤔
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn 4 жыл бұрын
"how much do you love Trump and what he's doing? 1) I love him 2) I really like him 3) I adore him 4) he's the greatest 5) I hate America and accept being subject to a no knock raid at any time"
@WidgerCentral
@WidgerCentral 4 жыл бұрын
...and then, reported from your survey, "52% of Americans support Trump, 2% hate America, and 46% have no opinion." 😅 [accurate within 3%, 19 times out of 20]
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn The saddest thing is that Trump in particular does exactly this
@jasonstraight1320
@jasonstraight1320 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that the Browns are not mentioned ONCE in this video is actually pretty amazing.
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 3 жыл бұрын
Usually their losses wouldn't relate to punting, though. It's more other factors against them, not punting.
@freddier5376
@freddier5376 3 жыл бұрын
The only teams not mentioned in this video are the Browns, the Broncos, the Giants, the Saints and the Cardinals. Congratulations, you five. (I might have missed a mention somewhere though)
@Ramboost007
@Ramboost007 3 жыл бұрын
@@crazyluigi6664 The pre-2020 Browns had more tragicomically effective ways to turn the ball over
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ramboost007 Pretty much, yeah.
@eddixon2015
@eddixon2015 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t be featured in a video on cowardly punting if you already turned the ball over before fourth down
@j.kendall83
@j.kendall83 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t need money or family or a career all I need is chart party
@salvatore_slate
@salvatore_slate 5 жыл бұрын
Jackson Alley literally
@mcj88
@mcj88 3 жыл бұрын
40:31 Me in 2019: "Man, I can't believe Jon forgot about the Buffalo Sabres; how could he do something like that?" Me in 2021: "Oh, that's how"
@hurrythepeace9443
@hurrythepeace9443 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh sb nation has been putting out good content besides jon bois so I wasn’t as sad in the jon bois drought but omg this made my day
@samfederman7469
@samfederman7469 5 жыл бұрын
Hurry the feet you’re right
@Karmy.
@Karmy. 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah the Rewind series is great
@Frybynight7
@Frybynight7 5 жыл бұрын
Beef history has been great too
@hurrythepeace9443
@hurrythepeace9443 5 жыл бұрын
Jamct97 I love weird rules too
@Epicmylikes
@Epicmylikes 5 жыл бұрын
Eh, nothing even is in the same league as chart party. Its similar to the Escapist, zero punctuation is on another level from anything they make, and Chart Party here is too.
@ScatterVolt
@ScatterVolt 5 жыл бұрын
Jon I have a circuts and electronics test tomorrow, you know not to drop this video on me now.
@algorithm1193
@algorithm1193 5 жыл бұрын
I have the ACT tomorrow (unless we get ice tonight) Study can wait
@suppressed_viii
@suppressed_viii 5 жыл бұрын
ha jokes on you...I never studied for the ACT I still got a 21
@gryffonsi
@gryffonsi 5 жыл бұрын
@@suppressed_viii 😎😎😎
@enigmaZerg
@enigmaZerg 5 жыл бұрын
@@algorithm1193 U live in NC too?
@sunnohh
@sunnohh 5 жыл бұрын
Study for your damn test...... more of this video for the rest of us
@SPaleocrassas
@SPaleocrassas 5 жыл бұрын
Damn it, I watched the whole video biting my nails every time a dot was zoomed in on like "God I hope it's not the Vikings" and then, boom.
@jeastman9603
@jeastman9603 3 жыл бұрын
i've watched this video a few times since it came out, and i can't help but cheering "skol!" every time that last little dot gets its moment. truly a remarkable team of failure.
@thomaskane9464
@thomaskane9464 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeastman9603 ours is a history of failure and idiocy except for that one time that was sick which we preceded to waste by losing the very next game before our own goddamn Super Bowl. We’re the Mariners of football.
@mrpatman1163
@mrpatman1163 3 жыл бұрын
As Paul allen said “This is not Detroit man this is the super bowl”
@TheFunStuff000
@TheFunStuff000 3 жыл бұрын
They did win :)
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 3 жыл бұрын
I watched with same pit in my stomach except I was hoping it wasn't the Packers. We did show up for a play when we murdered the pooch punt. Haha, couldn't have been better.
@llamaz6731
@llamaz6731 2 жыл бұрын
I have never watched football in my life, I have no interest in watching football, I don't even know the rules of football, and yet, you managed to put me in a curiousity headlock of good writing and interesting visuals, and made me watch a 50 minute video about one niche aspect of football, and I loved it. This video is so well done, I'm kinda glad youtube stubbornly recommended this to me several times.
@brodiemorris2081
@brodiemorris2081 Жыл бұрын
youtube did the same to me! i guess it knows what i’ll like better than i do 😅
@bosstacosandetb2248
@bosstacosandetb2248 5 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Jon Bois to have me watch an hour of math based on punts, I love you Jon Bois
@aaronmeyers4845
@aaronmeyers4845 5 жыл бұрын
Did I really just watch an hour long punt based chart breakdown. At 3 in the morning, to find the worst punt ever. For you then to tell me they won the game. What has my life come to... Loved the video though
@samphelps856
@samphelps856 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes you did. Your life is now complete.
@error8119
@error8119 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this at 3 also 😂
@cainejohnson4611
@cainejohnson4611 4 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel any better, I just did it for the second time
@burdo5
@burdo5 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video for the 4th or 5th time.
@2Dimples4U
@2Dimples4U 4 жыл бұрын
A year later and this came up at 3 and this is my second time watching it. What the? Gotta be those fancy graphs and data collection. Talk about amazing.
@seanwalters1977
@seanwalters1977 4 жыл бұрын
Here's a funny one (a couple years late) if anyone cares lol It's freshman year high school football and it's the middle of October in Michigan and it's cold as hell and snowing. It's about midway through the third quarter and we're down something like 56-10. It's cold and we're getting murdered. Nobody wants to be there. Anyway, we go three and out again and go out to punt. Our punter was a tall kid but wasn't good at any position but could punt decently occasionally. He goes out and he has gloves on but not any set of football gloves. Kid goes out wearing puffy, fuzzy purpleish mittens. Coach sees it and has to burn a timeout so he can take them off because at this point it's so icy and cold that the bottom of your cleats are legitimately frozen solid and worthless so there was no way he was handling the snap with these wet mittens. He goes back out (mitten-free), the snap is good, he catches it fine and then goes to punt but kind of slips falling backwards. He ends up booting the ball behind him about 15 yards to our 20ish yardline. I was probably crying from laughing but couldn't tell as they were likely freezing as soon as they rolled down. The next play Hazel Park runs an option and puts it in for 6 lmao good memories.
@bayareasportsfan04
@bayareasportsfan04 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@lucasaccount573
@lucasaccount573 3 жыл бұрын
That’s such a perfect image of normal high school football, we’re out here just being terrible at the sport.
@bramlettcronic4144
@bramlettcronic4144 3 жыл бұрын
that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever read
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 3 жыл бұрын
“Cold as hell” Wait a minute…
@seanwalters1977
@seanwalters1977 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrick-xu1go The city of Hell, Michigan freezes over yearly! Lol
@gabrielmenezes1361
@gabrielmenezes1361 3 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that I had trouble paying attention to the video because I was overwhelmed thinking about how difficult and laborious it must have been to put all these statistics together. I’m gonna have to watch it a second time for sure. It’s amazing to have this kind of content on KZbin anyway, congrats man
@KenMacLaughlin
@KenMacLaughlin 4 жыл бұрын
The Ravens team he cancelled then uncancelled, did win the Super Bowl and set the record for fewest points allowed in a season. They were almost more likely to score on defense than offense. So punting was essentially like giving the ball back to their offense. EDIT: When you comment too soon ...
@freddier5376
@freddier5376 3 жыл бұрын
Man that ending was beautiful. One of the best plot twists I’ve ever seen
@mistermusturd6402
@mistermusturd6402 3 жыл бұрын
His name is Kyle Richardson
@Juhimuz
@Juhimuz 2 жыл бұрын
*16 game era
@icharpod
@icharpod 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic work John, it ceases to amaze me how interesting you make the most boring parts of the game. Way to find the hidden beauty buried deep beneath the swath of boring entertainment we mindlessly enjoy every Thursday, Sunday, and Monday. Truly phenomenal work. Well done.
@aidankeo
@aidankeo 5 жыл бұрын
lol john. it's jon, boi. s
@salvatore_slate
@salvatore_slate 5 жыл бұрын
never* ceases. lol
@de132
@de132 5 жыл бұрын
"This is Buffalo's only major pro sports team" [Cries in Sabres]
@danlorett2184
@danlorett2184 5 жыл бұрын
He did so PROFESSIONAL.
@Rindiculousfun
@Rindiculousfun 5 жыл бұрын
True the sabres really suck...but so do the bills so really Buffalo has no professional sports teams
@TheBrainSpecialist
@TheBrainSpecialist 5 жыл бұрын
@@Rindiculousfun Sabres are in the playoff hunt rn
@RiskninjaYT
@RiskninjaYT 5 жыл бұрын
40:30
@khalbashawaty4403
@khalbashawaty4403 5 жыл бұрын
The best part is I didn’t even question it bc why would buffalo have more sports team?
@webdocent
@webdocent 2 жыл бұрын
Edward Tufte is a statistician and artist who recognized the relationship between how information is visually displayed and the audience’s ability to understand the significance of what that display is communicating. Brilliant and helpful. The graphs at 1:48 and 51:23 understand Tufte’s lesson perfectly and I would hang them in my office if they were prints. They’re simple, a little snarky, immediately clear, and somehow a little beautiful.
@mcj88
@mcj88 5 жыл бұрын
53:46 - What does it mean? I'll tell you what a friend of mine told me: I told her about an AI game of _Madden NFL 2005_ I'd been watching, where the Bengals (hi again!) were at Cleveland's 35 yard line; it was halfway through the 2nd quarter, Cincinnati was losing 14-3, and it was 4th & 8. Pretty good spot for a field goal that they clearly kinda need, and their kicker Shayne Graham wasn't atrocious either - 83 power, but _98_ accuracy; so he was trustworthy for a situation like this. The AI-controlled Bengals punted. It rolled into the endzone for a touchback, meaning it was a 15-yard punt. (It scored a 15.98 on your Surrender Index, by the way.) What happens next? The Bengals get a pick on the ensuing Browns drive, and eventually come back to win 25-24. Her response? "Football rewards cowardly decisions." *That's* what it means.
@isa-mf5vq
@isa-mf5vq 4 жыл бұрын
That's awesome
@chrismartinez144
@chrismartinez144 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you watch AI Madden games and you performed all this analysis on one of the fake plays? 😂 Haha I’m not making fun of you, I’ve liked you comment and I’m just really impressed. I read comments like this and watch videos like these chart party ones and I just think, “Man I wish I cared about anything as much as these guys do about this” 😂 It’s quite impressive
@yetz2291
@yetz2291 4 жыл бұрын
I actually relate. I was playing with my old Madden 17 team(Broncos, 96 ovr, included Steve Young, Von Miller). I played against my friend(Redskins, 99 ovr, included Mike Vick, OBJ, Luke Kuechly). My friend had been teaching his GF football, and had since allowed her to play some Madden w/ him. He got bored of owning me as his madden skills were clearly superior to mine(as was his team, because I don't spend nearly as much cash on video games), and he then allowed his GF to play against me. As embarrassing as it was that he thought she stood a chance against a seasoned player like me, I indulged them. I quickly bounced out to a 28-3 lead(I know, it was a couple weeks earlier), but she came back to eventually tie the game at 38. This was embarrassing enough, but what happened next makes it much worse. She received the OT kickoff, before driving to my 39 yard line. There, she faced 4th and 2, and due to a joke from my friend, she thought punting would be a good idea. The punt rolls in for a touchback, making it essentially a 19 yard punt. She is now embarrassed by the punt and asking if she could somehow take it back. And I use my first play to hand off to Devonta Freeman. Okay, so Freeman immediately FUMBLES THE BALL! And she picks it up and scores! And I lose to a girl that has never played a competitive Madden game in her life, 44-38. Unbelievable.
@mcj88
@mcj88 4 жыл бұрын
@@yetz2291 - man, that's incredible lmao but that is how it seems to go, right? Take the safest most cowardly way out and the Football Gods will reward you for it lol
@ColinStevenJohnson
@ColinStevenJohnson 4 жыл бұрын
In a real football situation you may punt to pin the opposition back so hopefully your defense can have the chance to score more readily! Also, means your offensive side is a dumpster fire. Gotta punt sometimes? Hurts in all of the feels tho.
@lukebenner9860
@lukebenner9860 5 жыл бұрын
I want a bravery index. Who is the biggest crackpot out there!
@chairmanofrussia
@chairmanofrussia 5 жыл бұрын
All those teams lost
@SykoSkwerl99
@SykoSkwerl99 5 жыл бұрын
Pete Carroll
@smallpseudonym2844
@smallpseudonym2844 5 жыл бұрын
Doug Pederson by a mile. Someone linked the most aggressive "go for it on 4th" and he broke the curve. Pete Carroll isn't even in the top 50% twitter.com/StatsbyLopez/status/1070314645024575489
@cflow2013
@cflow2013 5 жыл бұрын
SykoSkwerl99 Pete Carroll also has a lot of really bad losses tied to when he is aggressive.
@firejuggler31
@firejuggler31 5 жыл бұрын
Steve Spurrier was rather insane.
@RealTalkGames1
@RealTalkGames1 3 жыл бұрын
As a high school football official, I can say we definitely prefer to place the ball on a 5 yrd marker if possible, it makes things a lot easier to keep up with and makes the game flow more naturally.
@JustinWPruett
@JustinWPruett 5 жыл бұрын
“Isn’t that adorable? I think that’s adorable.” I love you, Jon Bois.
@DanVideos
@DanVideos 5 жыл бұрын
THE GOAT IS BACK
@Karmy.
@Karmy. 5 жыл бұрын
Let's (Chart) Party!!!
@glasstuna
@glasstuna 5 жыл бұрын
Zelanov? No....
@rare80
@rare80 5 жыл бұрын
Hold on, lemme pause at 40:10 to relish a time when my Jaguars were 8-4. **deep breathing** **closes eyes** **relaxes** **thinks about the good times** **inevitably thinks about losing 10 straight the next season.** **cries** Okay, Jon. I'm ready now.
@badLuckRiley
@badLuckRiley 5 жыл бұрын
I am enjoying the thought of Jason Mendoza's enjoying that too.
@petermoore5676
@petermoore5676 5 жыл бұрын
go jags
@u121386
@u121386 5 жыл бұрын
Those were good times for us jags fans ;(
@jameswaber6566
@jameswaber6566 5 жыл бұрын
indeed :( hey a good 6-10 or 5-11 will set up a good 2020 or 2021, but losing ramsey and yan and myles because of foles cost will be no fun
@ZackN85
@ZackN85 3 жыл бұрын
"That's the number one rule of data journalism: Come in with an agenda and bend the rules however you need to to prove your point." Perfection.
@ZaoJin
@ZaoJin 5 жыл бұрын
The lesson here is even if you make a colossal mistake that seemingly ruins everything, there's *still* a chance you can turn it all around in the end Didn't expect such a positive message from a video about sad punting, I gotta say.
@nealblind
@nealblind 5 жыл бұрын
I think the real lesson is when your leadership makes colossal boneheaded mistakes, your employees will get really pissed and take matters into their own hands.
@WhitePillMan
@WhitePillMan 5 жыл бұрын
Except for Game of Thrones
@TroyVan6654
@TroyVan6654 5 жыл бұрын
53:52 "Think we're gonna punt on this one" One thousand points for you, coward.
@JustJonas
@JustJonas 4 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole video, and still didn't get the Joke... have never heard anyone say that and it made no sense.. I feel left out because it seems that was the best line in the whole video..
@Mac-gp6mh
@Mac-gp6mh 4 жыл бұрын
Troy Van you have to give punts to Jon he made a puntaful pun
@brucedillon8358
@brucedillon8358 4 жыл бұрын
@@JustJonas hes talking to a pooch, telling said pooch that they're going to punt. *_pooch punt_*
@JustJonas
@JustJonas 4 жыл бұрын
@@brucedillon8358 whats a pooch punt?
@brianscalabrine7494
@brianscalabrine7494 4 жыл бұрын
Just Jonas did you watch the video
@Zanthosus
@Zanthosus 5 жыл бұрын
"The angry Floridian mob made a very good point." You made me spit out my water. Congrats.
@ziggle5000
@ziggle5000 4 жыл бұрын
[x]
@Jivvi
@Jivvi 4 жыл бұрын
Florida Man is kinda scary. A mob of angry Florida men is terrifying.
@freddier5376
@freddier5376 4 жыл бұрын
As a Dolphins fan, I agree with the angry Floridian mob
@nicholaspierce483
@nicholaspierce483 3 ай бұрын
Rewatching this classic again. One of my favorite videos of all time. The final reveal that most of these teams ended up winning is such a magical reveal. It makes no sense but it just reveals such beauty about sports. Hats off
@ConorC917
@ConorC917 5 жыл бұрын
*Insert obligatory Jon Bois is back comment here*
@iii-ei5cv
@iii-ei5cv 5 жыл бұрын
The BOIS is back
@namesurname7172
@namesurname7172 5 жыл бұрын
*obligatory Jon Bois is back comment*
@ThisChangeIsAwful
@ThisChangeIsAwful 5 жыл бұрын
THE BOIS IS BACK IN TOWN
@MrDoctorDave
@MrDoctorDave 5 жыл бұрын
Tuesday is for the BOIS
@angelrobles7201
@angelrobles7201 5 жыл бұрын
The legend himself, *Jon Bois* , is back!
@deadcelll
@deadcelll 5 жыл бұрын
This is not a drill Chart party is back people I repeat this is not a drill
@counterfit5
@counterfit5 5 жыл бұрын
… You didn't repeat anything
@WavveBoi
@WavveBoi 3 жыл бұрын
39:40 In 2005 my highschool played LeSean Mccoy's team in the Semi finals of the PA state playoffs. He was out for that game. We won 14-13 and went on to blowout the next team for the championship. I maintain that if he had played that we would've not gotten a ring.
@DS-xy7bu
@DS-xy7bu 3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see a fellow Pennsylvanian, especially since my team just won the state championship too
@jefftracy3771
@jefftracy3771 Жыл бұрын
Darelle Revis' high school (Aliquippa) played against my high school in the PA high school playoffs and he single-handedly beat our team playing offense, defense and special teams. It was the best football team Slippery Rock High School ever had and he carried his team to a win with a couple TDs late in the game. It was obvious the guy was going to be great before he went on to Pitt; before he went on to the NFL.
@logan_page
@logan_page 5 жыл бұрын
As a Lions fan, I was very happy when it was announced that it was the Vikings who were idiots, not us. I understand that we still lost, but we didn't make the play.
@matthewbenson8175
@matthewbenson8175 5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping beyond hope that it wasn't Minnesota that committed that atrocity, but I wasn't surprised in the least that it was during the Childress years.
@nathanlenneman9987
@nathanlenneman9987 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least the Vikings still managed to win lol
@ryanmele8159
@ryanmele8159 5 жыл бұрын
“I know dolphins you didn’t want to win” Me in 2019: Well that still applies
@GhostHostMemories
@GhostHostMemories 5 жыл бұрын
they don't want to challenge the last undefeated team in the NFL
@waitwhatOo
@waitwhatOo 5 жыл бұрын
Congrats from the future!
@boimcboi7969
@boimcboi7969 5 жыл бұрын
I regret to inform you that the Patriots probably lost their Superbowl chances this year to the Dolphins... but then again, who's complaining?
@_Meriwether
@_Meriwether 4 жыл бұрын
...and yet the Dolphins drafted Tua anyway. xD
@fanmatrkhan271
@fanmatrkhan271 4 жыл бұрын
THE BOIS ARE BACK IN TOWN!
@hollabackitsobi
@hollabackitsobi 5 жыл бұрын
"This is the city of Buffalo's only pro sports team." Those poor Sabres.
@Jarethbowie
@Jarethbowie 5 жыл бұрын
hollabackitsobi I mean, he’s not entirely wrong
@nom6758
@nom6758 3 жыл бұрын
A video in a video so you dont bore people with your explanation... is this the most ingenious video making strategy ive just witnessed? This is actually a completely logical and yet something ive NEVER seen before.
@devinmccourty1500
@devinmccourty1500 5 жыл бұрын
51:56 top 10 best anime plot twists
@tommym.3
@tommym.3 5 жыл бұрын
Devin McCourty the Vikings man...
@redacted7998
@redacted7998 4 жыл бұрын
Earlier this season, the Citadel punted from their own end zone. South Florida, their opponent, caught it in that same end zone. The punt was not blocked, merely shanked to such a degree to the point where they could have fair caught a touchdown.
@vmab1985
@vmab1985 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5a9loV9YrWcfqc
@alecfoster1917
@alecfoster1917 3 жыл бұрын
Nebraska had a punt go -2 yards a couple years back. Idk what is worse.
@logicaldude3611
@logicaldude3611 2 жыл бұрын
@@alecfoster1917 A punt return TD that was caught in your own end zone is definitely worse.
@BoogsMcNoogs
@BoogsMcNoogs 5 жыл бұрын
Forty five minutes of me screaming in my head "GOD PLEASE DON"T BE BROWNS WE HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH PLEASE NOT THE BROWNS PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL" Whew. Not Browns.
@danielsmerdel8214
@danielsmerdel8214 5 жыл бұрын
He took some nice shots at all our division rivals, too ;) I mean, yeah, they won, tied, and lost but ended up with a Super Bowl win later that season, but it was fun until the plot twist.
@broudwauy
@broudwauy 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Browns were allowed past midfield, to be honest.
@Caffeine_Addict_2020
@Caffeine_Addict_2020 5 жыл бұрын
Welp, there we have it. Proof only winners make cowardly, terrible punt decisions
@BandanaBoy78
@BandanaBoy78 5 жыл бұрын
I was praying it wouldn’t be the Bengals... ...and then he mentioned them while explaining what happens when a pooch punt goes wrong :/
@CapnWatson
@CapnWatson 5 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Browns fan. Might I suggest learning to enjoy the suffering? It's what most of the city seems to have done.
@jakefeingold1126
@jakefeingold1126 2 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why the saddest punts often occurred in games where the punting team won is because the construction of the surrender index means that the saddest punts occur in very close games, and in very close games, the outcome is closer to a coin flip. Variance handles the rest, resulting in a 6-3-1 record for teams with the saddest punts purely because the game was close and anything can happen. In short, the situations that create the saddest punts are the situations where the outcome of the game is the least predictable at the time of the punt.
@natemengel535
@natemengel535 5 жыл бұрын
Figure 4 was just a picture of the figure 4 leg lock. This is why I love Jon Bois
@natemengel535
@natemengel535 5 жыл бұрын
And Finger 11
@moritzkockritz5710
@moritzkockritz5710 5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a timestamp of that? Edit: Nvm I found it (at 8:02)
@evanskolnick2673
@evanskolnick2673 5 жыл бұрын
It’s why we all love him
@allthingsgaming6
@allthingsgaming6 4 жыл бұрын
Jon Bois at the end of each of the 5 wins of the 2019 Dolphins season: “Sorry Dolphins. You won. I know it’s not what you wanted.”
@victormurphy3511
@victormurphy3511 5 жыл бұрын
You are the sports statistics God. There are professors that mathematicians statisticians that could not do a break down and a presentation material like you do.
@victormurphy3511
@victormurphy3511 5 жыл бұрын
Just finished watching it.
@sabbywins
@sabbywins 6 ай бұрын
This is my favourite video on KZbin. Absolutely sublime from start to finish.
@CW11721
@CW11721 5 ай бұрын
I absolutely agree; I come back to watch it regularly.
@emulationemperor8924
@emulationemperor8924 5 жыл бұрын
"actually a lot of people who watch chart party don't even really follow sports." ...Oh man was I called out.
@thenumberquelve158
@thenumberquelve158 5 жыл бұрын
"Here it is. The saddest punt of all time." *cue the epic hero music ensuing an ultra-exciting climax of the video* Jon's logic is beautiful.
@ariestheram5693
@ariestheram5693 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin : "do you wanna watch an hour long documentary about punting?" Me : "yeah"
@JohnNelson1
@JohnNelson1 3 жыл бұрын
So worth it too!
@alwaysmeepin9609
@alwaysmeepin9609 3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t?
@itstherealbrace6424
@itstherealbrace6424 3 жыл бұрын
Don't even like football but I watch too much SB
@rodserling6898
@rodserling6898 3 жыл бұрын
This video is incredible. The music, the narration, the amount of energy and time to collect and arrange all that data, simply amazing
@evanskolnick2673
@evanskolnick2673 5 жыл бұрын
41:04 I personally believe this is Jon’s trademark song
@wazzpqazzza
@wazzpqazzza 5 жыл бұрын
Just came here to say I don't know a thing about american football, never watched a game and that I found this video really strangely exciting.
@JohnnyLoveseat
@JohnnyLoveseat 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many NFL punters and special teams coordinators have watched this
@ScoobyShotU
@ScoobyShotU 5 жыл бұрын
0
@bigrreecea7821
@bigrreecea7821 5 жыл бұрын
Kicker taking notes rn
@Dragon-Believer
@Dragon-Believer 5 жыл бұрын
All these happened under bad head coaches. Its no accident that you don't see Bill Belichick or Pete Carroll or Andy Reid on this list.
@ramirorybczuk9100
@ramirorybczuk9100 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Warcraft actually did twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/status/1098256718599843841
@gladiatorwheeliecool3097
@gladiatorwheeliecool3097 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dragon-Believer most of tom bradys pooch punts have just been to disgrace / humiliate the other team, like one example against the broncos they pooch punted on THIRD down because they were up big, and it triggered a huge fight from the broncos bench.
@woeyjhite122
@woeyjhite122 3 жыл бұрын
are we collectively ignoring the fact that jon thinks so highly of this video that he had a tutorial on HOW TO USE KZbin at the start of it
@astrovaan
@astrovaan 5 жыл бұрын
All 32 Sabres fans disliked this video.
@danepotmo2513
@danepotmo2513 5 жыл бұрын
31. Buffalo Braves fan here. I went into a coma in 1978.
@xackfactor8592
@xackfactor8592 5 жыл бұрын
All 66
@oldaccount6297
@oldaccount6297 5 жыл бұрын
I liked it and I'm a fan of Buffalo Wild Wings, so these dislikers are weird, and don't appreciate misusing algebra.
@ruffdawgg
@ruffdawgg 5 жыл бұрын
Where’s Patty La Fontaine and Alex Mogilny when you need them? Dominator came a generation too late!
@throwachair4574
@throwachair4574 5 жыл бұрын
"THERE ARE DOZENS OF US"
@mcj88
@mcj88 5 жыл бұрын
47:49 - I know of another pooch punt that's happened in this century, and it's thanks to this very channel's The Worst series: the XFL's Million Dollar Game in 2001 featured a 3rd & 31 pooch punt, enabled by an XFL rule that said any ball punted over 20 yards was _live_ to be picked up by anyone on either team; after a great comedy bit of 3 players colliding trying to catch the ball, it was returned by the receiving team for a touchdown.
@doomxtreme
@doomxtreme 5 жыл бұрын
Ima go watch that rn
@garickgiroir4084
@garickgiroir4084 5 жыл бұрын
“Congratulations, and I’m sorry.” Your self awareness will always keep me coming back.
@smokybros1267
@smokybros1267 5 жыл бұрын
You know.... As a Vikings fan, I'm used to shame and embarrassment and failure. Every single year since before I was even born, they disappoint in some manner. Botched field goals, the wrong-way touchdown, 4 Super Bowl losses, Missing Rings, Pain Rankings, all of it. As I was watching this episode, I was thinking to myself, well, this hasn't even mentioned the Vikings. Lots of Bengals, lots of Steelers. Maybe, the Vikings finally haven't been the worst... at... some... ... ... Dangit! Of course it's the Vikings. Of freaking course!
@nightfury8440
@nightfury8440 5 жыл бұрын
And you think you have it bad real football fans support clubs that are hundreds of years old and let's just say some clubs have hundreds of years of failure and heartbreak.
@manleycrumpton1118
@manleycrumpton1118 5 жыл бұрын
This comment has way too much authenticity and effort put into it to only have 13 likes.
@thedirtycasualYT
@thedirtycasualYT 5 жыл бұрын
Being a Vikings fan too I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw it was us at number one lol.. Would you expect anything different from Brad Childress though ?
@stevendeckert6373
@stevendeckert6373 5 жыл бұрын
I remember being so pissed at Chilly's call to punt in that Lions game, though I didn't remember all the specifics, so I paused the video to google it. Childress made some questionable decisions that year, but that vikes defense was one of the best ever.
@mr.gentlezombie8709
@mr.gentlezombie8709 5 жыл бұрын
Once I saw that we won in the end, it was OK. In fact, I found highlights for that games and quite enjoyed watching the rest of it.
@feathertopDT
@feathertopDT 5 жыл бұрын
Someone build a surrender index bot like the scorigami bot
@yungtankie4450
@yungtankie4450 5 жыл бұрын
This is what the apostels must have felt like when Jesus rose from the dead.
@TonecrafteLuthiery
@TonecrafteLuthiery 5 жыл бұрын
Depressed because the devil won anyway? So postmodern. I like it.
@elijahfoster2
@elijahfoster2 5 жыл бұрын
@@TonecrafteLuthiery Nice username
@willow2893
@willow2893 5 жыл бұрын
recognition for username/avatar
@roybeddington5108
@roybeddington5108 5 жыл бұрын
because of the shock factor, that what seemed like to them was a bad sacrifice decision, end up in a W?😂
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