Semi: TURNING R;ED

[@TheShuckmeister]

Never Forget the year that E;R actually decided to upload again

[@thefreshestslice4105]

Twice in fact.

[@rebmcswaggerwagen7861]

You gotta deal with it

[@RetryOfHealGuy]

Truly he has returned to save us from the dankest timeline

[@s-zz]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@Acesahn]

I came!

[@tomjames9681]

E;R lied about his upload schedule and I couldn’t be happier

[@elperronimo]

He just got out of a racist gulag so he can upload normal now

[@lop1652]

@@elperronimo He won't get caught again.

[@justiron2999]

@@lop1652 Alive at the very least.

[@Germnvzzzlyy]

@@lop1652 Once they let him go free he isn't going back.

[@basharalassad6854]

2 videos in the same year? This is actually incredible. A blessing.

[@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199]

Rare occurrence

[@PragmaticCulture]

Thank you for your service, Lion of Damascus

[@paulcarpenter885]

This luck is the reason we had a pandemic break out If he uploads again this year do not approach any large volcanos or go to the beach

[@davetucker-dale3242]

It’s the year of the CHUD. Deal with it

[@Skitheim]

♪♪ God, Syria, and Bashar ♪♪

[@granpaNurgle]

Movie is actually a dire warning about how moving to Canada will irreparably damage one's culture & family traditions

[@mankyscotchgit4986]

Is it a psy-op to discourage the Chinese from emigrating?

[@looinrims]

Meanwhile staying in China may result in disappearing and total annihilation of one’s traditions Quite an awful conundrum

[@bruhbruh-us6gl]

Real

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Disney wants kids to assimilate to globohomo modern Western culture, instead of authentic Christian Western culture, while the parents don't wanna assimilate at all. I'd rather you not assimilate if your kid will end up like this

[@somedudeontheinterwebs45]

@@Parapon3ra gigachad

[@Alidwee1]

Wow. Pretty shocking how brazen they were with this one. They should do a sequel where the main character is an 18 year old alcoholic college student on SSRIs.

[@johnmeyer4789]

Wouldn't that end with inevitable ( REDACTED)?

[@hombreg1]

It would. Been there

[@fleebogazeezig6642]

She saw Ramona flowers and felt so empowered, by a movie made in Hollywood! (Actually I’m curious what E;r would say about that movie if he did a review of it)

[@zzxp1]

I would watch that honestly

[@evildoughboy7773]

This is one of the Rat's grooming training videos.

[@griffinwik]

A new video already?! What did we do to deserve this?

[@reverselee3218]

He went from 2 years to 2 weeks.

[@ThatBlueSkull]

We're never gonna see him again probably

[@joriankell1983]

We waited for him. And he delivered. There is honor among us and it has delivered it's gifts.

[@guymor910]

Wow talk about low expectations

[@jtzr1371]

Welfare ran out

[@mariokarter13]

Finally, an animated children's movie written by an adult based on the self-insert boy band fanfiction they wrote as a kid.

[@theblocksays]

Shit, and we never got that Eiffel 65 "blue Alien guys" cinematic universe. I'd rather watch some Italian DJs awkwardly do Dragon Ball fights with dumb blue guys than this. LOL kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGnYmJ6dbreYhsU

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

That might be a solid explanation.

[@josesosa3337]

What???

[@WYalmicW]

It's about time honestly.

[@mariokarter13]

@@josesosa3337 The movie is set in 2002 (which lines up with the teenage years of a writer currently in their mid-30's) and at the climax of the movie she literally gets saved by the boy band singing directly to her.

[@butthz8850]

Turning Red: A Chinese girl learns about the wonders of Communism, turns her parents in for being dissidents, and takes the cash reward to attend a concert.

[@looinrims]

Goddammit at least that movie would make sense!

[@olddogruffs9523]

Jesus christ you guys are so biased, it even feels like you didnt watch the movie

[@looinrims]

@@olddogruffs9523 interesting, how are we wrong then?

[@Thesavagesouls]

@@olddogruffs9523 Don't need to watch it, to make fun of it.

[@olddogruffs9523]

@@Thesavagesouls but if youre reviewing the movie, the least you can do is watch it

[@MauLerYT]

TWO videos!? maybe the this timeline isnt terrible

[@tonyisaknight3550]

Your turn.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Shouldn't you be making another nine hour long video about The Last Jedi?

[@speciallasagna8521]

Hello there

[@supershadey09]

@@Chud_Bud_Supreme Boy, that one sure isn't getting old.

[@anthonysaylor8120]

LONG has the MAN waited....

[@Kladjos]

Careful, you're almost becoming an active creator. Great to see it. Keep it up

[@Kladjos]

@FUTOGUN I touched wood

[@citizensnips2400]

@@Kladjos Hot

[@fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25]

@@Kladjos was it your at least own wood?

[@Kladjos]

@@fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25 my big ol' sitka log bb

[@icycrusader1947]

@@Kladjos Conifer or broadleaf?

[@troy612]

I knew nothing about this movie and 6 minutes later I wish that were still the case. Thanks E semiconductor R!

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear triy

[@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed]

The E Stands for Elden and the R stand for Ring

[@jlovedown]

I'd say still give it a try. It resonated with me not by what E;R keeps insisting the movie being about menstruation but about generation trauma that's prevalent in east asian cultures. You might not relate if you never had an overbearing parent or had family members placing alot of expectations on your shoulders making you afraid of disappointing them. But it really isn't as bad as E;R or whatever the fuck people have to say about it on twitter. Give it a go and form your own opinion on it.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Conductor we have a problem!

[@del46_60]

@@jlovedown i'm pretty sure the movie insists its about menstruation with the pads, uterus shaped objects, and puberty angle.

[@ronaldmacdonald8667]

Having a tween girl twerking in your movie while your company is being accused of harboring groomers is like carrying around a hacksaw and balaclava while everyone's accusing you of being the one who's been stealing all the Catalytic Converters in town

[@mankyscotchgit4986]

Beautiful bit of imagery there.

[@mrscruffles801]

What groomers exactly? I need more details to use against this film's defenders.

[@mrscruffles801]

@@ronaldmacdonald8667 That's so fucked up.

[@MiauFrito]

@@mrscruffles801 The Executive Director or some other big role in the company said something like wanting to insert their ''not so secret gay agenda'' into something or other in a secret camera recording

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

I mean they did write frodo lusting about a minor while also probably calling her slurs

[@TheGreatHsilgne]

The only good message as I saw it in the film was from the almost non-character father who suggested the appropriate response to the main character's newfound urges was to responsibly 'make room' for the feelings rather than repress them.

[@Shockguey]

Dadism comes in clutch again. Can mothers even compete?

[@ZX-Gear]

Yeah. The dad is trying not to be suffocating and doing the exact opposite of what will make his daughter rebel. The Meek shall inherit the world indeed.

[@moonbug7252]

Congratulations that's literally the point of the movie

[@grabelli]

@@moonbug7252 congratulations this movie is a piece of hot smelling shit, which libtards spammed all over the internet and called it a masterpiece (Twitter moment)

[@YBOT-BITTERs]

@Tanuki Joshua Graham based tanuki lol

[@RogueFox2185]

It hasn’t even been a full year and yet he’s back with a second upload, we’re getting spoiled this year!

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

Indeed.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

"Looks like Gems back on the menu boys!"

[@Acesahn]

I'm so glad the FBI let him out.

[@damon22441]

@@Acesahn Only because he's one of them now.

[@cdubsb3831]

If he decides to go with more frequent but shorter vids like this, I welcome it.

[@Custard_Pie]

When he says "they didn't shy away from real life events, that really impacted the decade" i knew. I FUKING KNEW what was coming. Thanks e;r

[@DEDSEC.]

I’ve seen the clip on twitter numerous times, I gasped like crazy because I knew what that shit was.

[@knightshade2654]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON.

[@ben3129]

@@knightshade2654 turn on the TV any channel

[@okidokiliteratureclub706]

@@knightshade2654 It doesn't matter what channel....

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Be wary, YT is trying to remove any videos that make that visual joke. Had multiple videos pulled from my channel because of it. Might be some legal pressure or trying to memory hole.

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

If the red pandas are an alegory for periods, that basically means that the climax of this movie is a bunch of grown women and a girl menstrating in a stadium. Good job Disney, you never fail to make me hate you

[@crimsononaut_in_space]

You can hate them more after the fact they used the tragedy of the VA of Peter pan as the charters back story and why hes the villan in the new chip n dale movie

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

@@crimsononaut_in_space Yup. Thats another thing on the list

[@DannySmith-]

Okay, reading this made me laugh.

[@elgatochurro]

And twerking

[@FriendfullFJ]

"Millenial written rant presented as child's movie" is a truly brave, shocking and uncomfortably worn-out genre at this point in time.

[@OckhamAsylum]

Accurate description, and also why they're always so deeply unpleasant to watch. You can just fucking _feel_ the condescending attitude of the dillweeds behind the pen, it's like 90 minutes of someone smugly saying "If only people were just as smart and correct as me, Author McAuthorson-- I MEAN, uh, me, the main character."

[@foofung9961]

@@OckhamAsylum I didn’t know what I was feeling when I watched shows/movies like this but you’ve just described it perfectly

[@Icetea-2000]

@@OckhamAsylum You can see it when we started making characters that do not change throughout the story and have no arc. Instead, the whole world is supposed to change around to fit them. Damn, if that isn’t meta

[@ctpp64]

@@Icetea-2000 i mean tbf that is a legitament character arc. it's called a flat character arc, lotta good main characters are like that. but yeah, stuff like turning red clearly doesnt do it right lol

[@nova_supreme8390]

It is s trope we could easily live without.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Old school Disney understood the importance of allegory and metaphor. New Disney is letting their creators write screenplays about why their Republican parents were totally evil.

[@HC-cb4yp]

"Minnie Mouse and the Blustery Day She Blew Up Trump's Plane."

[@Acesahn]

Imagine putting your family before your own desires? How barbaric!

[@applesandgrapesfordinner4626]

Bro I did not expect you here! Your Berserk vids are really good

[@ladyviren]

This..is a joke right? Old Disney?? Oh, oh boy

[@theblackkulak8199]

The pipeline members are all here

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

I'm going to make a male version of this called "Nocturnal Emissions" about a pubescent boy who turns into a ghost at night and gets into trouble for leaving his ectoplasm everywhere.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Ew lol

[@cameronjames3499]

And while he's in ghost form, his physical body turns all stiff and rigid.

[@timothygremlin9737]

YES. YES!

[@Ruldolphmaker]

Man, this Danny Phantom reboot is weird.

[@robertbeisert3315]

Bonus points if you work in Randy Marsh's "Spooky Ghost" line

[@Gunplabro]

The story, and the art style really has this "We grew up fatherless on tumblr." vibe.

[@alexsolomons2996]

The art style looks like the grubhub ad bruh.

[@VigilanteLulu]

@@alexsolomons2996 If I had a pound for every time someone compared a big budget animated movie to a cheap meme commercial, I'd be richer than Richard Branson.

[@NEWFIExGAMING]

Cal-Arts bean heads

[@kvltofsobek90]

It looks like 3D Steven Universe, so yeah that's accurate

[@VigilanteLulu]

@@kvltofsobek90 Everything is Steven Universe to you chuds.

[@PothePerson]

At this point, getting a new E;R video is much more exciting than getting a new Pixar film

[@AlexCarby]

Good to see you here Po, should be expected as E;R is often based entertainment.

[@Near_Pluto_]

Multimedia corporate empire with throngs of cultists at their disposal < Internet racist with editing software A tale as old as time

[@malignoerat68]

"At this point". We passed that point a long time ago.

[@donaldjgumpofficial5754]

@@AlexCarby Always*

[@misterkefir]

cheers!

[@LuigiLonLon]

E;R: "How in the nose you want to be?" Turning Red: "My panda my choice!" E;R: "Ah, skull caved in, gotcha..."

[@Anon-lu6ct]

@@nemo-x making a pro abortion message is small time compared to the pro genital mutilation messages now and days

[@snowcloudshinobi]

@@nemo-x no, they'd be the career women who are too busy working, partying and finding themselves to settle down. their delayed adolescence leads them to create stories about themselves, with child characters.

[@reilysmith5187]

​@@nemo-x How does that compare to the openly pro-child prostitution message?

[@butthz8850]

@@snowcloudshinobi "finding themselves" with a different partner every weekend, unable to form a stable relationship.

[@shmeebs387]

So, the mom gets mad that her 13 year old daughter is "selling her panda," and somehow the mom is the villain? You know, I really don't get why people think Disney is full of groomers...

[@SchemingGoldberg]

It definitely couldn't be the fact that Disney is actively fighting against the anti-grooming laws... hmmmmmmm... 🤔

[@APinchofBazel]

@@SchemingGoldberg You mean that pesky little Florida bill that says it’s targeting grooming, but isn’t actually about grooming, and if anything is going to make grooming that much easier for middle-aged conservative creeps? Disney’s a corporate monster but the fact that _this_ is what spurred people against them is just sad.

[@Scootapuff88]

@@APinchofBazel Yes because banning discussion of all sexual matters towards young children clearly opens the path for creepy conservatives to groom children. The fuck are you blathering about?

[@seg162]

@@APinchofBazel second graders don't need teachers to insist that they need to pick points on a "genderbread" man, groomer

[@jakesmiley4745]

Okay groomer

[@_Devil]

Giving an all-female team the chance to create their own original idea and the only thing they can come up with is "ALLEGORY FOR PERIODS!" is something I couldnt even make up myself.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Certified Woman Moment.

[@moonknight6738]

This isn’t an allegory for periods 😂 it’s a coming of age film just because it mentions periods doesn’t mean jt is

[@jacobj3933]

​​​​@@moonknight6738And that "coming of age" story is "I ought to be independent and shouldn't have to follow the moral guidelines of my family who actually know better than me, have because.. I'm getting slightly older " ?

[@looinrims]

Even as a joke I’d say ‘man this joke is kinda shallow and low hanging fruit’

[@arturzinurov4781]

@@moonknight6738 aha so why did they constantly made her mom give her PADS cause SHE IS A WOMAN NOW? You delusional clown. Btw it doesn’t excuse the fact that a 13 year old girl was selling out her “Red Panda” for money and the way the villain was defended was by said 13 year old TWERKING. You are absolutely delusional

[@SuperKillJoy15]

Come on guys, lets all appreciate how good Turning Red and the Halo series actually are... At brining E;R back!

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYGvnWqLnNuogqc Finally it's here.

[@vohloo9797]

We need entertainment to keep scrapping the buttom of the barrel with their new projects if we wanna see a 2 parter.

[@sinkpisserpro]

he's real pickled at them.

[@user-gc3qj7md8c]

So true!

[@imadrifter]

Um... *bringing

[@arekusu.]

"Which upsets her mother so bad, she becomes a fucking Kaiju and kills at least twenty concertgoers." Somehow less lethal than Travis Scott's recent concert

[@wingedhussar8552]

Lol I was looking for this joke

[@BoberBoomMan]

*WHEEEZE*

[@krodmandoon3479]

What, did they suddenly realize they payed to be at a Travis Scott concert?

[@arekusu.]

@@krodmandoon3479 no look it up. Essentially the crowd rushed the stage and a bunch of people died to what they call "crowd crush" or "crowd asphyxiation". Real fucked up actually. One of the victims was fourteen I think.

[@welporajackwelp4899]

gotta sacrifice somehow

[@JoshSketchShow]

This truly is the Year of the Chud if E;R uploads twice a year

[@TeamBelmont91]

And guess who else decided to pop outta his 3 year long grave, Flesz? 😃

[@JoshSketchShow]

@@TeamBelmont91 MY FRIEND, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG

[@badgoy1573]

My apologies for my retarded boomerism, but would you kindly explain what the fuck "chud" means?

[@JinzoCrash]

Metokur, BACK. E;R, BACK. Now I just need me some Dame Pesos.

[@JoshSketchShow]

@@JinzoCrash See you at the April stream buddy

[@PlanetZoidstar]

My one gripe with the plot of Turning Red is...Mei's mom never prepared her for the change into her Red Panda form. She never even told her it was a thing...Even though it's a generations-spanning curse in the female line of the family. Given what a control freak she is, this seems like a massive, inexplicable oversight.

[@shro_okee]

It came earlier than expected, but if it were to be known beforehand, than there'd be no story

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@shro_okee True. It just feels like a massive plot hole given what a control freak Mei's mom is and somehow nobody in their extended family ever addressed it beforehand. But yeah. Plot hole needed for the story to "work" Like how Buzz Lightyear thinks he's real when no other toy (except Buzz 2) thinks this way. Nobody thinks it's normal so clearly Buzz is an unexplained anomaly. Or how Bo Peep's entire personality is retconned in Toy Story 4 or Buzz suddenly thinks his buttons are speaking to him. Or Mike teleporting from the Himalayas to Monsters Inc in the third act. Or how the doors can access the Human world when they're on the conveyor belt. Massive plot contrivances to make the story "work" Pixar movies do this alot. They will overlook major plot holes to facilitate the story. These aren't minor nitpicks, they are massive plot points that the story could not function without ignoring.

[@shro_okee]

@@PlanetZoidstar "massive plot contrivances to make the story "work"", you're right. Can't argue against that and it's done way too often in media without hints or buildups. plot conveniences really aren't fun, because with a bit more creativity, it could be a nice transitions from one scene to the next

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@shro_okee It could have possibly been fixed by having Mei being told about the curse but blowing it off as one of those lies parents tell their children. Like Santa, the Boogeyman, etc. Because it sounds so ridiculous. Then have her freak out realising her mom wasn't lying about the curse. The trailers spoiled the twist so it's pointless for the movie to try and hide it by having Mei not know about it.

[@laststrike4411]

@@PlanetZoidstar Didn't the Darth Vader ripoff think that way too? And it's been a while since I watched Toy Story 4, but are you talking about the opening scene I wasn't on time for or the bulk of the movie following what happened there?

[@Jesei1211]

This is the most unsuspected movie to get a E:R review on.

[@cianbroderick4145]

Well it’s about little kids, so not really

[@mekudu-man3804]

dunno man, he covered Steven Universe and its the same hot garbage

[@JahonCross]

And im happy it happened

[@Yipper64]

considering he made a lot of videos on Steven Universe, and this is a similar brand of child sexualization and indoctrination, it makes a lot of sense.

[@soundrogue4472]

It's a story about a 13 yr old girl pimping herself out; why WOULDN'T E;R review this???

[@Mulch4321]

Going back to your roots with that last segment, couldn't be more proud of you E;R

[@uberneanderthal]

Hollywood: "we're not groomers, stop spreading conspiracy theories" everyone: "ok, can you stop making movies about twerking 12 year-olds, then?" Hollywood: "no. never."

[@HorkSupreme]

It's almost like the (people) that owns Ped... I mean hollywood are all groomers.

[@OhMyGodMuffins]

Hey her panda her choice...

[@justiron2999]

"The child in my basement likes them so I'll have to say no." -Groomer

[@Mike_Hawk_Is_Hugh_Mungus]

Jeffery Epstein died before his time it seems. Even Hollywood would've promoted his island

[@Hayden_Cat]

Tell me you didn’t watch the movie without telling me

[@missamieholly2313]

Guys, there's already a coming-of-age story from Pixar that stars a female character which is a million times better and more child-appropriate. It's called Inside Out.

[@saintsheepy6682]

That was frankly Pixar's last hurrah, if you ask me.

[@itskevinjustkevin]

Inside out was the last "Golden Age" pixar movie to come out

[@genevieveponce9634]

​@@saintsheepy6682real

[@Laxhoop]

This movie stars a member of the human sub-species, that really likes to pretend like it’s a human, but the rest of us know better: A Canadian.

[@Bruh-tw8uh]

Based

[@mathphysicsnerd]

The Leaf is beneath, my friend

[@MediaGhost_]

As a Canadian I can confirm were not considered human but part moose and beaver

[@aandwdabest]

@@MediaGhost_ being part of moose and beaver ain’t bad, eh.

[@randomduck8679]

She's half human, half Canadian

[@thejfj]

Return of the king

[@ZX-Gear]

JFJ? You're here too!?!

[@szeltovivarsydroxan9944]

Pick up his crown!

[@Acesahn]

That was the last video. This is "Return of the King 2 - Electric Boogaloo"

[@9x39mm.]

never knew J was an E;R head

[@noid6621]

WTF, WHAT IS OUR BOY DOING HERE?!

[@SHOW01000]

Don't shy away from these shorter uploads. The quality is still there and it's nice to see a video from you more than once a year. You're the man

[@thenew4559]

Yeah. His long videos are the best, but if shorter videos enable more regular uploads them I'm all for it.

[@mrdropkicker1]

He IS the man…

[@BuetifullPersun]

Same I would be fine with short vids I just want to see his vids bruhh

[@elizabeth5561]

His videos are awesome, regardless of length.

[@averageconsumer0]

long or short his videos probably take weeks to edit

[@thethrashyone]

Moral of the story: Never try to see where your parents are coming from, because as a 13 year old you are automatically right on all issues by default. 👍

[@KeterClassHistory]

Remember, just five years ago Pixar made a movie about a kid who learns family comes first, even at the cost of your personal ambitions. While he doesn't have to give up his dream of playing music, he was ready to make the sacrifice, and that was what counted.

[@KeterClassHistory]

@TrainerblueTube The Bible says "Honor thy father and mother." Obedience to one's parents is obedience to God.

[@stickinittotheman1]

@@KeterClassHistory Before you get blasted, I'm gonna be straight. Yeah, in religious texts it is generally important to honor your family and/or ancestors... Having said that, using religion to make any kind of claim is an easy way to cause an unnecessary argument. It just causes everyone involved to have negative feelings. ----- My argument would be that while "family is more important than your own passions" is a weak moral, it is not completely without merit. I don't actually believe that was the intended message either, something more akin to "family is important, and so are your dreams, you need both in a balance." That, is a good message, and is easy to understand. Also "don't hold grudges, or restrict your children's happiness" seems pretty prevalent as a message. Regardless, Love and Peace folks.

[@Kratosinferno19]

I think the movie Click with Adam Sandler was also like that too.

[@DaMaster012]

@@KeterClassHistory That commandment doesn't mean complete capitulation to your parents, no matter what. What if one was a terminally childish simp who made you single-handedly realize why sloth and gluttony are deadly sins, and the other is a deceitful, abusive, malignant narcissist? Honor is for the honorable. Barring that, "honor" in that commandment means to live so righteously that even if your parents were awful, people will think you were raised by saints.

[@James.B.Russell]

The (subversive elements) in our culture love inserting the message of "family bad/bringing you down, just do your own thing lol" and you end up with OnlyFan girls putting shame to their family. You see any kind of p*rnstar or pop singer who dances sensually on stage and you think "that is someone's daughter," it ruins your day. Media has been so meticulously curated to have this kind of messaging in it.

[@crazyshipper7493]

They were supposed to tell a story to introduce this part of growing up naturally to every audience. Instead, we have a panda shaking it at her mother. Seems like subtlety has become a lost art.

[@JinzoCrash]

Well, you had an overbearing, forced-studying chinese mom type character, which could possibly be THE worst kind of mom short of one with a rubber band around her arm with needles sticking out, ...so twerking a big, fuzzy butt at them would be the UTMOST disrespect for authority. And really, the mom character you wanted to give a cuntpunch to at almost every scene.

[@elizabeth5561]

Subtlety? Whats that? Can I smoke it? -E;R (Legend of Whorra)

[@finfrog3237]

Groomers gotta groom.

[@violentblue355]

Yeah, honestly the concept is actually pretty interesting, I just think the execution was pretty poor.

[@LordRambo]

@@violentblue355 tbf it is a story worth telling, they just have to scrap the script, scenes, characters, staff, and start over.

[@mcblaggart8565]

I would totally watch a show called "That's so Racist!" if E;R wrote and starred in it. That sounds magical.

[@g4sper112]

Not gonna lie, that does sound funny

[@JinzoCrash]

With cohost, "Atheism is Unstoppable".

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@JinzoCrash and guest starring “l slam is right about women”

[@WinterPhoenixForestKirin]

I hope "diverse" cast members keep mysteriously "dropping out" every episode.

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

hes not even close to racist. hes a tryhard. he should try better.

[@kaczan3]

If all chick teams were so great, they wouldn't have to advertise them to us, they'd just do great. And they wouldn't have to tear down all guys teams and tell them to hire chicks.

[@KetsubanSolo]

My fave all-chick team is still the team that made Napple Tale. Unfortunately it never released outside of Japan, and it was only ever on the Dreamcast lmao

[@chillax319]

All female team got to make an animated movie. Their first idea. Periods. Life writes the best memes.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Just like the " A Period Piece "episode of MWC was written by women.Their dying eggs live rent-free on their heads.

[@absolutegarbage3654]

Something something periods something something I WANT TO GET A TATTOO ON MY FACE MOM MY BODY MY CHOICE

[@HC-cb4yp]

And how women experiencing periods literally become emotionally out of control female animals... which I believe are often referred to as "bitches..."

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

@@HC-cb4yp Imagine if they'd gone with dogs. Holy...

[@vex080]

@@HC-cb4yp Did it ever cross your minds that its about puberty where your emotions run wild? She turned into a panda not only because of anger but because of ANY emotion, love, anxiety, excitement. Its like u people chose to ignore what the movie told you 3 times

[@TheGreatHsilgne]

There was an important lesson that could have been shared by this film about responsibly developing your individuality as you mature and having a balanced / healthy approach to parenting instead of helicoptering. Instead the film was a feels > reals story made by women who think slapstick body comedy amounts to good storytelling and "do whatever you want" is a good moral to instill in children.

[@Shockguey]

Why have individuality when you can just buy a ticket to a teenage boy band developed in an executive meeting?

[@vulpesinculta3238]

"Haha, I have a BAJINA and gross RED STUFF comes out of it every month and it stinks like death! Tee-hee!" - Whoever directed this movie.

[@Yipper64]

Yeah but also this is a kids movie... Why should a kids movie tell the parents a lesson? Isnt that a bit backwards? Just saying, that part is weird.

[@mushitay2024]

Ah but its ok when family guy does it right?

[@mushitay2024]

@@vulpesinculta3238lol thats not what its like. It was only acknowledging that periods are indeed a thing. Stop being a baby

[@vyse102]

"Why don't parents like Hollywood and Disney now? We just can't wrap our heads around it." - Hollywood and Disney (2022, colorized)

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

Um.... how could they be so tone deaf as to make her "red panda" into an allegory for menstruation, and not realize how people are going yo react to her selling her "panda" pics and showing her "panda" and birthday parties? Or "my panda, my choice". Like... the jokes write themselves, and this movie is basically the incompetent woman stereotype come to life.

[@Ruldolphmaker]

Its Disney, are we surprised?

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

@@Ruldolphmaker I honestly shouldn't be at this point.

[@franst3909]

Yeah it really doesn't work. What would sealing the red panda even mean as an allegory for menstruation? To get your ovaries chopped off?? Huh??

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

@@franst3909 it was just so poorly thought out.

[@butthz8850]

Written, directed and produced by women who don't have children (or should have them taken away).

[@guanglaikangyi6054]

Jack Saint, the guy who said Sky High is an allegory for fascism, defended cuties. Why am I not surprised?

[@ZX-Gear]

Wait what!?!?!

[@dexter2392]

They think every good show is an allegory for fascism. Those people want to take your entertainment away.

[@GyaruRespecter]

He was right though. Sky High presented the next generation inheriting the greatness of the old one and pushing forward by helping each other to become better as a community. Considering all non-fascist politics is about endless bitterness and envy for older values/generations, it fits.

[@samblackstone3400]

Skyhigh was an allegory for the high school football team. Taking it to mean fascism is like saying if you give a mouse a cookie is a retelling of a modest proposal.

[@Carzeyday]

@@GyaruRespecter Actually, Sky High is about how birthrite does not make one a hero and having specials gifts does not make you a good person. Take note the people who save the school at the end are 3 people with what are consider "weak" powers, someone who refuses to bend to the wills of the system, a guy with no powers, The son of a villain and The guy who decided he would rather hang with "losers" then be a elite. And I wanna remind you the main badguys goal was basically "Turn everyone into babies so I an brainwash them." And was also a elitest prick herself. All because years ago they did not know what a techpath was and she was butthurt. Mind you she got into school later after being turned into a baby..Went back and they acknowledged her power and she got the hero title..Only to be a massive dick like the people who she accuses of putting her down. Ffs two of her flunkies are school bullies.

[@amienabled6665]

Counting re uploads E;R has uploaded 5 times in the past month We've truly been blessed

[@thatonea-hole]

The one blessing in a cursed timeline

[@MrDavo511]

Seeing as you can almost guarantee he’ll have to re-upload every video he makes then yeah lol

[@e_mad9455]

Ramadan kareem brozzer

[@SammEater]

This is like a 180 turn from the movie Luca. Instead of being a story about friendship, it's a self insert story about the director when she was a teen and had mommy issues. How embarassing.

[@cianbroderick4145]

Stop, artists might have some creativity

[@TulpechaidoplaysMC]

The way I’ve seen it, Coco, Luca, and Turning Red all deal with the same issue but each has a differing conclusion

[@spinningchurro]

Luca is suggestive of gay themes, I heard.

[@ZeldaEd123]

At least it's better than I'm Not Starfire.

[@Shockguey]

@@spinningchurro Gay themes is Baizuo Fujoshit. White women pretending two bros are secretly gay because progress.

[@Mister_Clean]

"My panda my choice" Physically and audibly cringed.

[@SolarisKane]

I believe in my body my choice, for both abortion and vaccines, but that line made me want to jump off a tall building.

[@IsaiahINRI]

First pixar movie led by an all woman team and they make it about periods and thoting it up. Way to break stereotypes guys

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Stereotypes exist for a reason, they're not irrational, they're based in truth.

[@Ant-vu2tx]

how brave and stunning

[@2f_2c]

The stereotypes are too true, they can't help it

[@jakeystarsuper]

@@SchemingGoldberg they can be irrational

[@elizabeth5561]

I saw that "my panda my choice" scene without any context (beyond the shows premise) and what I assumed is that it was somewhere in the middle and she could kinda control it, and her mother didn't want anyone to find out about it. Now it makes no fucking sense with context.

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

What makes it not make sense? I think your first one is right cause she can control it (happy thoughts), and the mother still doesn't exactly approve of it, (even if there basically is no downside at all to the red panda being out to the public anymore, as if there was no conflict in the first place), but she decides to go with it anyways, hence the phrase still probably just a mid millennial joke but yea

[@elizabeth5561]

@@paul_particularlyunhappynut what doesn't make sense to me is they clearly didn't hide her panda to the public (since there's that scene where she turns into the panda entirely in front of a crowd and her mother, so its clear she doesn't care who sees her panda form) So there's no reason I can see for her to try to deny her daughter from being a panda neko in public.

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

@@elizabeth5561 yea there is no reason at that point but, the mother still isn't totally accepting of her being a furry for goofs. still definitely a mid af millennial joke (or maybe the chinese infantcide is necessary idk)

[@Ignas359]

@@elizabeth5561 You mean that scene at 5:39 ? That's the ending of the movie. Her mother already accepted her being the panda at that point. Throughout the whole movie she did in fact hide it and her mother wouldn't have approved of her being so public with if for no other reason than because that's what her mother (grandma) made her do.

[@franst3909]

It's because she was wearing her panda kemonomimi style and her mum was like "bruh you sure you wanna look like a weeb?"

[@DrewTheDuke]

I sat down to watch this movie with my youngest kid (too young for talking). Figured I'd check it out before letting my other kids see it. And I had heard some controversy about it, but always figured it was overexaggerated. I couldn't believe it was actually worse. The period allegory was actually the least of my complaints. The "Selling her Panda" bit had me sputtering. I shook my head at the messaging this clearly had to me, as an adult. I was surprised at the 'my panda my choice line'. and that last line, i can't remember it exactly but it's like "We all have a little Beast in us. Won't you let yours out?" I just said "no no no thats a no."

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Imagine actually supporting groomer companies like Disney with your money.

[@HorkSupreme]

It's priming children to sell their bodies.

[@DrewTheDuke]

@@SchemingGoldberg Oh I know. I've already had this conversation with the Wife. We both agreed cancelling our subscription would be the right choice.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

@@DrewTheDuke Good man.

[@justiron2999]

My bomb, my jihad.

[@themaskedman757]

Idk why it’s glorifying child disobedience as though that’s a good thing. Teaching independence is good but there’s a difference between independence and inconsiderate rudeness lol

[@Momo-po5tn]

Indeed

[@Waxican]

That’s what I thought going into it,but after watching the movie the mom is a bit of a psycho and I think the main girl isn’t too out of line. Only wrong thing she really did was sneak out to go to that party.

[@shro_okee]

Disney movies and pixar always had children rebelling against their parents themes, it's nothing new but y'all act like it never was a thing

[@hisoj]

independence is a great trait for adults, a terrible one for kids

[@shira_yone]

@@shro_okee in the old movies those childs gets some sort of punishment and regret being selfish or egotistic, they learned a lesson. Simba fucking lost his father, Ariel lost her voice and almost losing her father, prince turning into beast, Pinocchio almost getting turned into a donkey and almost losing his father (again), Nemo getting kidnapped and separated from his father, etc. Clearly there's a difference here, and to think I had to point these out.

[@dylangrizzle]

Gross, this movie takes place in Toronto and yet none of them said 'Eh'? Was there even maple syrup? Hockey? Lacrosse? As a Canuck, I'm disgusted and appalled.

[@bigmate4721]

Toronto is a chinese colony now

[@JonJohJameson]

And worst of all. No poutine!

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@JonJohJameson oh no!

[@BobJones-rm8bb]

Globohomo brown mush metropolitanism. There's no culture, no heritage or identity, just the same consumerist garbage everywhere, forever.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Toronto Canada right?

[@rudesthazard5769]

The attitude of "Me/My Feelings come before everyone and everything else" is pretty prevalent moral lesson in most cartoons these days. Look at shit like She-Ra or Steven Universe: Even the protagonists' 'positive'' relationships are rife with backstabbing often portrayed as justified when they don't get their way immediately.

[@MrToddino]

Emotionally immature people writing out their own fantasies, it makes sense this would be a common theme

[@ctpp64]

@@MrToddino basically adults who never matured past teenagehood venting about their fantasies

[@mindseye1790]

@@ctpp64 And that's the generational thing at play, millennials refusing to realize they're actually getting old.

[@Devynwithawhy]

Yeah, it's kinda horrible. I wonder how much it mimics IRL life in the Hollywood...

[@genossejannikov8219]

Can't comment on the framing in She-ra or SU, but this film's message really doesn't sound too bad if you consider it from the angle of children with very... authoritarian parents. Like yeah, sometimes the parents are simply full of shit, especially if they're holding on to outdated beliefs.

[@ether92]

Truly, the movie made for the groomers of Disney.

[@ndp101]

Furry groomers

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

@@ndp101 So furries? Hue hue hue

[@ElClaudioBasado]

"The Furry Cuties of Disney"

[@FirstNameLastName-mn9sz]

Cunny Connoisseurs*

[@LeadingLu]

Seems to be what Disney likes to cater to, rather gross.

[@kingcyclops4079]

I like the constant jabs at Jack Saint. Never change, ER.

[@asdtgh8895]

I know it's a while ago (and so is replying to this comment) but what exact beef Jack had with EFAP crew? Cause I ain't gonna watch a 11+ hr of that argument war episode and whatever that weirdo had said and responded, especially with the tweets he made that E;R pointed out.

[@lordmcsmith]

I watched Brother Bear just the other day. The plot raises some awkward questions. "So Koda, now that we've established that bears have all the same moral and sentimental faculties as humans, why did your mom steal my fish and murder my brother?"

[@dromalloma2651]

*Phil Colins song kicks in*

[@flamestoyershadowkill]

best response "rabies"

[@aitipsea3909]

Well to be fair Kenai left the fish on the ground and so the mother took the chance to feed herself and a growing cub. Its the equivalent of some rich dude leaving a wallet with money in the street carelessly and a homeless woman with a baby using the money inside without thinking the man could return for his wallet And also the mother bear didnt kill Sitka, she fought off the brothers to protect her son and Sitka basically killed himself in an attempt to save Denahi and Kenai

[@marccamp6376]

Bears have the strenght of a minivan and the mind of a little baby. They might feel a primal version of joy and stress... yet they would still expose themselves running towards cliffs and getting into human territory looking to be shot dead. Kind of makes sense in the movie, bears being like people... yet so dumb

[@AdamantLightLP]

@@aitipsea3909 theft is theft :) Doesn't matter if one is rich or poor.

[@EatitHarvey]

CNN+ shuts down and dies as everyone dances on their grave, meanwhile E;R uploaded twice in the same year. What a great year.

[@MemeAlchemist]

I don't care if this is for the memes.. Just happy to have E;R back making that good boy content.

[@Foreststrike]

An all-female creative team, calls their work "efficient." Does money come into play with that joke?

[@FunnyStripes]

Jesus, the "Going Bananas" analogy made me laugh so damn hard, especially considering how rather apt it is to what they did with this movie.

[@pillowcasecorner7519]

Somebody should seriously do it. Except make it more brazen than even what E;R suggested. We can then say “wHy are thErE so mAny weiRd tAkes of Going Bananas???” when it inevitably gets criticized

[@medexamtoolscom]

I actually was legitimately expecting the comparison to be hot dogs dripping with mustard.

[@randomduck8679]

What is this? Some sort of Sausage Party?

[@HeilRay]

Stinky bananers lol

[@elgatochurro]

Skimming this I missed the laugh and had to reread

[@bandit6272]

By touting these movies (and other products) as "all female led", they're really setting women back. "Wait, THIS is what we get when we put women in charge? Mother of God, what have we done?!"

[@Sebomai-b8i]

This but unironically. Women should never be given authority of any kind.

[@nooneinparticular3370]

@@Sebomai-b8i ok incel

[@huluhulu6009]

@@Sebomai-b8i ok calm down :|

[@Sebomai-b8i]

@@nooneinparticular3370 seethe.

[@Sebomai-b8i]

@@huluhulu6009 No

[@pogicus89]

My favorite part of the movie was the 5 minute moment of silence in commemoration of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. At the end of the movie, all the characters bowed their heads and wept for 5 minutes, not a single line was spoken, truly beautiful.

[@JinzoCrash]

It's just not respectful enough until a cart pulled by Budweiser Clydesdales clomps by.

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

canadians are heartless. they wouldnt care.

[@samblackstone3400]

Yeah I'm sure that meme is totally organic and not allowed to exist in order to harvest "ironic" outrage and therefore attention at all. Disney would totally let videos and art comparing their film, even jokingly, to the most major terror attack on American soil to stay up. Disney, that company that loves fair use and has never gone to court to change US law on copyright limitations.

[@sipp884]

@@samblackstone3400 meds

[@JonnyHorseman]

Can't wait for the LOTR series to premier so E;R can make his third comeback this year.

[@SolarisKane]

I had such hopes for it, but then I heard it turned sjw and I've completely lost ALL interest.

[@willmaud2359]

@@SolarisKane why would you have any hopes for another unnecessary live action remake?

[@SolarisKane]

@@willmaud2359 What the fuck are you talking about? The Lord of the Rings live action tv show is original and not a remake at all.

[@INRamos13]

@@SolarisKane Why did you have hopes? Did you temporarily forget that you live in the Current Year?

[@SolarisKane]

@@INRamos13 Not all things made recently are bad, just most. I opted to have hope, but wait to pass judgment until we knew more. We know more now.

[@TheIZproductions]

Yea. watched this during spring break. was waiting for dinner that night, and my nieces were watching this on the tv. I had never heard of this movie before, but instantly picked up on the metaphor for puberty and was immediately weirded out by the plot point where she sells looks at her "panda" for money. its not like something you have to have pointed out to you. its not esoteric symbolism you have to reach for, its pretty blatant. i dont know how you write a story with an such an obvious metaphor for puberty and then write this plot point about selling said metaphor for puberty with a little girl unless you are dense as a brick or just evil.

[@D0NU75]

it was so goddamn hard to go through this movie as someone who has nieces but no daughters, i have two nieces under 10 and one about 14 and i can't imagine how fucking cringe this was for the later, i could kind of glass it over but i just knew this was hard to watch for her. On top of that the entirety of the movie was hamfisted and shallow, whoever made this movie has no idea of undertones, character building or nuisance and most importantly, has no idea about good storytelling

[@FeedMeMister]

"It's not rocket science, they're just evil and want to diddle kids."

[@spinningchurro]

They are evil. The people in control of our media are evil.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

@@D0NU75 Well they are an all-woman team, so...

[@Ruldolphmaker]

Welcome to female writer's rooms. I've been in one. I regretted it and bailed.

[@pucktoad]

encanto handled the "your parents are not always right" concept way better. we are going to get more millenials making these movies with themes of "my cooming is more valuable than family or any higher goal."

[@chasewilson3693]

And Encanto was still mediocre at best. What a fucking world.

[@Shockguey]

No it didn't. The character that was shit on the most (Bruno), got tossed aside as a plot device. _¡Haha he lives in the walls isn't that quirky!?_ The Madrigals were assholes and the audience is expected to forget that shit happened.

[@HorkSupreme]

It's goal is to promote rejecting any remaining traditions that aren't related to degeneracy, creating traitors.

[@ShinkoFleur]

@@Shockguey My thing is why did people hate Bruno for his power though? He just warned them of bad things that they could've prepared for/prevented.

[@sarbe6625]

@@ShinkoFleur People don't like being told bad things will happen. That was the most realistic part of the entire movie imo.

[@ChemistWeb]

Male coming-of-age movie: Kung Fu Panda Female coming-of-age movie: Turning Red Dreamworks wins again.

[@joaomarcos2089]

KFP and HTTYD are better than all Pixar/Disney movies since WALL-E.

[@donaldjgumpofficial5754]

@@joaomarcos2089 Up is great but other than that, you're right.

[@joaomarcos2089]

@@donaldjgumpofficial5754 it's really good, but those are better

[@saintsheepy6682]

Kiki's Delivery Service and Whisper of the Heart are two far better female coming-of-age movies.

[@VigilanteLulu]

@@joaomarcos2089 Inside Out, Coco and Soul: "Hello? We're right here!"

[@RoyceRozea]

There's such a reluctantce to ruffle feathers among women professionally that no one was willing to pipe up with "maybe we shouldn't end the movie on an abortion joke."

[@TheWiseChickens]

Two E;R uploading in one year? Yeah, I'm thinking we're back bros.

[@heartysquid]

"People keep asking if I'm back, and y'know at first I wasn't sure...but now I'm thinkin' YEAH I'M BACK." - John WickE;R maybe

[@Necron1999]

Yeah, I’m thinking I’m BLACK.

[@heartysquid]

@@Necron1999 He's the Black Life so he matters, amiright?

[@plantnation5932]

@@Necron1999 cumtown?

[@maxalaintwo3578]

we are so back

[@Angel-dx6cn]

The mom was 1000% convinced the clerk at the store messed around with her daughter and then proceeded to not go to the police and act like it never happened the very next day. Blaming her daughter acting strange on her time of the month. Wtf kind of message does that send? "Dont tell your parents if someone is messing with you becuase she'll drag you to him, humiliate you, and then do nothing else about it.

[@chad_bro_chill]

Why, yes, I do think that is the message that is being sent, because you can't build good little revolutionaries/cultists out of people that still trust their family.

[@testacals]

@@chad_bro_chill you can. just read "the mother".

[@lordsurvivor5663]

Wait.... That happens in a pixar movie? Jeez and i thought Steven King was blunt, so you mean to tell me a mom basically harasses a CVS employee and accuses then of harassing her daughter then regardless of evidence does nothing with those claims to either help her daughter or stop potential further crimes instead putting her daughter on blast before storming out, accomplishing nothing of importance and ultimately looking like a fucking fool?! Who wrote this, Rebecca Sugar???

[@salsathemonkey22]

She didnt even *ask* her daughter

[@zestybomb]

It was embarrassing that she didnt listen to her daughter, who has been the most well-behaved she tried to be. And then as soon as she barged her way into her personal sketchbook she throws all her trust out the window and refuses to listen to her. Thinking she knew she knew better she confronted the store clerk. Mei's mother is very controlling and domineering so it makes sense she'd take matters into her own hands.

[@qwizqwoz4215]

In high school, I thought the kids who didn't grow up seeing Disney films were weird. Now I know that those kids just had good parents.

[@plzletmebefrank]

I mean... They used to be actually decent films. Not saying there isn't some sketchy stuff in some of them. But uh... I guess the last decent Disney movie was Tangled? Moana wasn't bad... But it wasn't as great as a lot of people think. I'd rather watch Lilo and Stitch than Moana.

[@pennsy6755]

@@plzletmebefrank honestly my take on a final good Disney film is Princess and the frog. Anything after that has been a downward spiral.

[@plzletmebefrank]

@@pennsy6755 I think Tangled is a bit better story... Though it does have clear flaws that could've been done better, from what I remember. Princess and the Frog... I remember it's problems being messier. Harder to clearly point out what you could've done differently.

[@pennsy6755]

@@plzletmebefrank I get what you mean man but hey, ain’t a fan of them ugly ass 3d Disney films after 2010

[@Megelos]

jesus, so dramatic.

[@Ganerrr]

literally had to 3x speed at like 3 seperate parts in this movie because of the second hand embarrassment, literally I don't understand how anyone likes this movie

[@NetworkSneed]

Ironically after years of having rational genuine concern about the direction of things, I can confidently say the people screaming on a basis of nothing "you're hateful you're spreading haaate" have made me actually more hateful passively over the years, not least in the fact that tomorrow they themselves will be ridden with hatred, resent and malice about something and just call it " valid💅". Hey can we call it a period movie?

[@elizabeth5561]

@@NetworkSneed a period movie written in the wrong time period. (2002 teens wouldn't say sussy.)

[@foofung9961]

It took 3 attempts for me to make it through this movie because it was just so cringe (and no, I’m not talking purposely cringe). The main girl and her mum were the worse characters.

[@piegineer9130]

Seen form how peoples act and talk on thing like TICK TOCK kind of explain the fan of these kind of movie.

[@ladiesman7275]

Anyone who does are paid shills

[@uberfeel]

Pixar went from "What if toys have feelings?" to "What if Chinese girl having period makes her turn into a panda?"

[@Chickenbowser]

I heard people go over the broad strokes of this movie which made it sound dumb and a bit woke. Seeing your review really shows it has a bit of "Cuties" vibe to it, which with modern day Disney is not too surprising.

[@HorkSupreme]

Disney owns Pixar.

[@cptndunsel3364]

You know, I knew about the period allegory. But I never knew about how brazen it was until I watched this video.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYGvnWqLnNuogqc Finally it's here.

[@EyePatchGuy88]

You make it sound like this movie is somehow subtle, it's 180 degrees from subtle.

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

@@cptndunsel3364 Idk how ya can miss it..the pads bit just makes me groan

[@spagandhi]

The dancing 3D model is an indicator for the unsettling timeline we’re on where e;r becomes a vtuber The darkest timeline

[@Melonposting]

Where’s the E;R onlyfans?

[@tentacledood5784]

@@Melonposting I await it with excitement.

[@Near_Pluto_]

My favorite Fortnite skin

[@spagandhi]

@@Melonposting sooner than you think

[@Ant-vu2tx]

I'd simp

[@macklyon7476]

And for that party she sneaks out to go to. She’s getting $200 for being there for an hour. Where she can give the kids ride on her panda, take more pictures, and all dance together. An hour. Her and her friends don’t even have to brings gifts (it’s a birthday party). She can’t last an hour and her and her friends end up hanging on the kids roof eating most of his birthday cake. When he (naturally) gets upset with her she yells at him (because her friend got the date wrong on for the concert, and it’s actually on the same day when this old shaman guy seals her panda in her body). Anyway, she yells at the birthday kid to “shove off” and to “shove his deal” after he brings up that deal. He yells at her go home to her creepy temple with her weirdo mom and she attacks him with the very panda that was used to fight battles. Hurting him. By the way, she never apologizes for nearly killing him. She runs away from her family to go to the concert where they see him. Then they become friends.

[@DaMaster012]

The natural woman always has a way of writing their desire to think and act as irresponsible and narcissistic as they please without ever having to suffer the consequences of their actions: gynocentricism in its most disgusting form. They believe they universe itself must capitulate to appease the desires of the natural woman, and _they_ are a woman, so therefore the universe and everything within it exists only to cater to them. They refuse to repent because their solipsism has them fully deluded into thinking they've done nothing wrong. This is why The Big G told Eve: *"Your desires shall be unto your husband, and he shall rule over you."* Literally the first time a woman's desires were unto herself, she cause The Fall of the entire human species.

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

Not exactly what I was expecting when Disney said they were going for a "Princess of Blood" but alright.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Oh my f××king God.

[@panasane]

Brings me such great joy that the man himself seems to have returned.

[@panasane]

@today was a good day oh wow, my first bot reply, what an honor😩

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Somehow, E;R returned...

[@ceddosamurai]

When the world needed him most

[@thatonea-hole]

*HE RETURNED*

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

Sorry boys we already did this joke, wrap it up.

[@BdByfull]

@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 wow you must not enjoy the internet, with all those memes being used over and over again...

[@MaxRovensky]

@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 what if I'm not good at rapping 🤔

[@elperronimo]

When the world needed him most

[@JinzoCrash]

BAD: Disney makes movie with young girl twerking and getting paid for having her period. GOOD: Ron DeSantis makes good on his promises, Disney losing it's tax exemptions, self-governing land privileges and special exemptions 23 to 16 in the Florida senate. See? There's always a silver lining.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

Walt Disney is rolling in his grave right now over what his kingdom has become. Imagine making what is probably the most perfect and strongest corporation, and then the people you leave it to destroy it in just a few decades. Not unlike the history of many other kingdoms.

[@148crusader]

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj The greatest tragedy is that the communists he tried to get out of his company ended up pulling the strings.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

@@148crusader He died too early, if only he didn't smoke. It's not much of a surprise IMO that Hollywood (and Disney of course) went downhill shortly after he died.

[@boredkid1235]

Ron is cool and all, I voted for him, but Disney is a 130 billion dollar company and whatever they're doing to their amusement park is probably not very impactful against anyone

[@JinzoCrash]

@@boredkid1235 It is though. With tax exemptions, etc etc, they had a severely slanted advantage to accrue wealth. The accrued SO much wealth, they became a monstrous monopoly, buying up every franchise / news outlet they could. They got so powerful, they're openly waging war on what the people have voted on to represent their wishes. Yes, it all does come down to what was allowed of their park / land / business.

[@chrisb4131]

That ending tho. So it's period blood that melts steel beams.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Come the fuck on...

[@erikhanseisenheber]

A comment so awful I actually had a wheeze in laughter

[@erikhanseisenheber]

@@DonVigaDeFierro Steel beams can't catch a break lmfao

[@chrisb4131]

@@DonVigaDeFierro I know, I'm sorry.... but the science!

[@Mrreebo]

really glad you talked about how weird the message ended up being, I feel like I've been going crazy with the way people are talking about this movie

[@electricbayonet2]

If only the embarrassing transparency of this movie ended at the director’s unresolved anger at her mom not letting her go to a Backstreet Boys concert 20 years ago. Maybe then she wouldn’t be encouraging 13 year olds to ignore their parents and do whatever they want with their ‘pandas.’

[@LethalAxis]

Lol her mom was opresive as fuck. Kids wanna do stuff their parents dont aprove of and thats bad only depending on what that is. I bet your mom didnt even allow you to play videogames

[@giulizpaviz6381]

I lived with a negletful mother with anger issues for 15 years, I think that not going to a concert because mama said no or her just being protective towards her kid is the least of the problems that teens face

[@violenceisfun]

@@giulizpaviz6381 Most people didn't have a life as shitty as yours and don't owe you anything because of it.

[@infinitesimotel]

@@giulizpaviz6381 Being White is a big problem teens have today. They have no idea of the position they are in.

[@pipusmaximus189]

So just recently found this channel and after watching the Rise of Skywalker and Deathflix videos, subbed immediately. Love how unapologetic you are with your takes, love your sense of humor, love how you piss off the Twitter zombies most of all. Never change.

[@gkpoo1773]

this is one of those movies where it's insanely hard to tell who's audience is it for

[@denniszetstkiman]

stan twitter accounts and older ladies who can’t deal with their mommy issues

[@commisaryarreck3974]

groomers?

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Childess adult women who hated their parents

[@pb9927]

@@maxalaintwo3578 exactly this lmao

[@gkpoo1773]

all these replies seem about right

[@whattheegad]

If you fill a room full of women and tell them to write a story, the best thing they can come up with is, "Let's talk about our periods!" Way to go, Disney!

[@butthz8850]

Way to go, women!

[@pheonixshaman]

It's like poetry

[@WarGhoulKharas]

Ironically, they think guys just sit in a circle talking about boobs all day. I don't think I've ever had that conversation once.

[@dean_l33]

@@WarGhoulKharas Only when discussing fetish and hentai

[@bloodbrawler1438]

@@WarGhoulKharas I've had conversations like that. It eventually derails into who is the strongest giant monster.

[@mkmarcus7390]

Holy shit, he might be actually back.

[@kieran6417]

We're so back

[@insomnolant6043]

*black

[@lop1652]

@@insomnolant6043 Back in black?

[@Acesahn]

Don't get my hopes up... I've been hurt before.

[@larsthemartian9554]

**cut to 1 year and 0 reviews later**

[@dandragland825]

E;R-senpai has returned. And Twitter's gotta deal with it.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

He’s back He’s now a Vtuber And I expect him to be streaming for 8 hours every Saturday at 12:00 PM on the dot See you there

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Finally, someone i can throw superchats at without being called a simp. I'll just be called a racist instead.

[@Loli_lover206]

@@bonogiamboni4830 lmao

[@elizabeth5561]

@@bonogiamboni4830 I'll tell him to play piemation's "men are hot" song to make sure everyone thinks you're a simp too.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

@@bonogiamboni4830 “Good choice”

[@JonnyHorseman]

Well It's saturday And he's not streaming anything...

[@denniszetstkiman]

it’s very interesting to see these types of movies get positive reception for a few weeks after it releases, but then gets completely forgotten by the audience it caters to... extremely telling

[@BlackKyurem5]

Problem is most of these movies whether good or not are only created to buzz media attention to try and draw in more views and cash to does who get invested in the conversation. The fact it happened to Spiderman No Way Home too despite being widely praise, is telling that.

[@JinzoCrash]

It's called "payoffs", "bought views / comments" and "number shuffling".

[@pillowcasecorner7519]

ur just paranoid. The movie red seeing is good. Twitter echo chamber confirms it. Thinking for myself hurts head so me no do it

[@pillowcasecorner7519]

@E . A They make it the same reskinned garbage every time for a reason.

[@pillowcasecorner7519]

@E . A It was more garbage as in “same reskinned thing” but more harsh. You’re right that the movie isn’t really garbage, it’s just a typical and average animated movie.

[@MentokTheMindTaker]

First Metokur returns and now E;R, 2022 is a good year

[@cameronjames3499]

Metokur is back because his glow-op handlers think enough people have forgotten how instrumental his propaganda was in the early days of the plandemic in convincing the internet to accept their official narrative. So now they want to extract some more value from him.

[@clawofthefallen]

Almost makes you forget about (maybe) impending WWIII (possibly)

[@pheonixshaman]

Enjoy it before the boog fam

[@robkino6137]

Year of the Chud baby! Bully the weak!

[@mathphysicsnerd]

Keep that Chud energy flowing, Sweeties

[@TheGreenTaco999]

3:13 I really enjoy this kinda humor where you look anxiously from the camera to the movie and back again with that innocently adorable smile, almost complaining that "how is this allowed??? if *I* did something like this.." almost as if even the thought of doing it scares you and so it's frustrating to see other people doing it

[@studiodaeera]

The male version of this movie would've had a boy turning into a monster of some kind when he gets angry. With the overall message being to hide and control the ugly thing, and to learn to take abuse from society without getting angry.

[@Oldmanfnaf]

It teen wolf

[@chrowx]

Male version already exists. It's called FLCL. (not joking by the way. FLCL is about puberty and coming of age.)

[@HC-cb4yp]

So - the Gillette commercial. "Stop beating women, as you all do... Stop patting female execs on the head in meetings as you all do... Stop barbecuing because... um... well... look - we hate you."

[@studiodaeera]

@@chrowx I haven't seen FLCL, but going from what you said, you missed my point. There are many puberty/coming of age stories. My point is this: There's a fundamental difference between the messages of Turning Red and the theoretical male version of the movie. We embrace everything about women, it's all about learning to accept and be yourself with everyone having to accept you. For men it's basically hide your flaws and the 'beast' within, and that the world is going to be unfair to you and you just have to learn to take society's abuse of men in the @$$.

[@chrowx]

@@studiodaeera FLCL features a young man who is dealing with alien machine monsters emerging from his skull in a fashion is that very purposefully meant to be phallic. For a while, he even has a horn-like protrusion on his head that he desperately tries to hide until a tense situation boils over and he loses his cool, exposing his horn erection to his classmates in a humiliating scene... which leads to a mechanical monster running amok around the school. The rest of the very short series deals with identity, growing up, hiding and revealing who you really are, and being honest with yourself and others.

[@GENOSAD]

Yeah, that period allegory seemed really weird. You can have a family-long curse of turning into red pandas, and you can have period allegories. You cannot, however, have both in the same setting if you're going to treat it like this.

[@denniszetstkiman]

it’s amazing how much better the movie could have been had it forgone the not at all subtle period metaphors. hell it could’ve actually turned into a movie for all kids to enjoy and relate to (learning to grow as an individual), but why do that when u can self insert yourself into a mommy issues movie that’s already being forgotten

[@HC-cb4yp]

"We're going to make a movie that's an allegory about young women starting to have their periods. Also in the movie, we're going to be talking incessantly about young women starting to have their periods." I do not think they understand the meaning of the word "allegory."

[@radiokunio3738]

@@HC-cb4yp It isn't a "allegory" for periods, the panda is genetic, meaning it makes for sense for it to be a metaphor for family legacy. Aslo what would be the point of making a metaphor for something, you already explicitly said. You do not understand the meaning of the word "allegory."

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

@Radio Kunio Genetic .... but only for the females of the family.

[@radiokunio3738]

@@Kingdeathtrooper That can happen, part of my family inherits a peanut allergy but it only effects the males. Also all women have or will go though periods despite their genes.

[@patcrane7262]

Man, the edit;r doesn’t take days off. He’s either alive, kicking, and screaming, or twelve feet under.

[@harrisondansie9542]

Plot twist, it's all four

[@dddmemaybe]

@@harrisondansie9542 It's cause he's not buried but rather just in E;R's basement.

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

the boy had a 2 year vacation, i think its good that hes back to work *yanks chain*

[@rumorcontrol7873]

congrats you've actually managed to help show me more of this movie than I ever intended on seeing

[@101damnations7]

I see you too are a Wall-E appreciator. You have gained even more respect this day

[@thibaldus3]

Probably the most accurate dystopia.

[@reilysmith5187]

Wall-E was anti-capitalist, pro-environmentalist propaganda.

[@flamestoyershadowkill]

@@thibaldus3 or armored core gen 4 because corporations usurping the goverment seems plausible

[@jjhongxina8236]

Who doesn't like WALL-E honestly

[@101damnations7]

@@jjhongxina8236 You'd be surprised

[@Gaminnewfie]

Is it safe to assume that the "all-female" staff really hated their parents?

[@TheAlamore]

I think I heard in an interview with the director that Turning Red is more or less based around her life and experiences with her own mother. She wanted to show the mother her point of view and how her actions affected her life. Knowing that, the film now feels more like a hit piece and a way to bash on the directors mother.

[@finfrog3237]

Yep.

[@infinitesimotel]

All female, how diverse and inclusive.

[@simonkrayt1970]

@@TheAlamore Het upbringings led her to be a movie director. Oh lord what a fail

[@SammEater]

This entire movie felt like the writters going "it's not a phase mom!" for 2 hours.

[@thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752]

That last “my panda my choice” made me and my mom physically gag, how did we go from the adorable Luca to this?

[@Swordofswordom]

*_Whamen._* Edit: Clarifying "Women" to "Whamen"

[@stanleysmooth]

Fucking weird. It's not like Pixar has been shit lately, Coco and Luca are both good, but what the actual fuck happened here?

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@stanleysmooth the all female creative team made a film for themselves

[@toomanysandwiches8665]

It's really funny how conservatives will support the my body my choice concept when it aligns with their agenda. But when it doesn't , then it's a problem

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@toomanysandwiches8665 Context of the use of the phrase certainly matters. Not every situation/issue is the same.

[@fiore4379]

Like bruh, as a woman, I have no clue why some women go crazy about explicitly talking about and being “proud” of their period… it’s legitimately gross and unnecessary and I just find it kinda pathetic that someone needs to relate a bodily function to have any sense of identity … bleh 🤮

[@shakieltaylor9995]

Also doesnt that stuff hurt?

[@khfan4life365]

I’m a woman. I don’t see the need to be proud of something all women have done since the dawn of time. I don’t talk about my other bodily functions either because it’s gross.

[@dotwarner17]

@@shakieltaylor9995 Depends on the woman.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

It's like being proud I took a fat dump this morning.

[@hereniho]

Here's a good analogy. Imagine if taking a shit was a women-only thing. Its still just as gross and unpleasant to deal with, but it's exclusive to women. And so a bunch of women love talking about their shit to prove a point and pretend it's female empowerment. That's basically what it is, except it's red instead of brown and comes out the other side. Still gross af