As an ex upholsterer, I’d say that glove fits like a sock.👍
@thediddly7 ай бұрын
Hahaha i was eating when i read your comment and it almost ended on the wall
@1312Johnny7 ай бұрын
“PUT THE FUKKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET”
@rupton67 ай бұрын
Perfect opportunity for sealey to start making sewing machines
@mikeyfrompiha7 ай бұрын
That sewing machine is brand new, i reckon he just bought it, it's not his Nana's!
@eddiecash94177 ай бұрын
He is Nana.
@Godshole7 ай бұрын
Lidl, sister has one. I've still got my mums singer, needs a good clean and lube, ain't got the headspace right now.. My seat needs recovering and would love to do it myself.
@Mickyboy7 ай бұрын
I think he knits his own Shredded wheat too.
@Beefbikes7 ай бұрын
Dell always has me in stitches 🤣
@leavemyrightsalone7 ай бұрын
7:37....I agree with thee there. A proper stapler with electric trigger action makes the job so much easier and the result is so much more professional, where the staples are all straight and looks so much more lush.
@extremepowerclean7 ай бұрын
You missed the expanding foam video, I was looking forward to that 😉
@melthebelgian.58377 ай бұрын
The expanding foam that expanded and surprised him when it expanded, the hint was in the name
@snipermart7 ай бұрын
As a upholsterer this was fun to watch. Why didn’t he fold his template in half to get the correct shape 🤔
@Space_Reptile7 ай бұрын
Good to know that del bought not just any cheap generic vinyl but seat grade vinyl
@wibblywobblyidiotvision7 ай бұрын
I've done a fair amount of sewing. I used to design and make power kites. I have a semi industrial machine, that would be happy sewing vinyl. But I'm not comfortable making seat covers. His un-sat-on seat at least looks OKish.
@Ade_the_older_boulderer7 ай бұрын
Symmetry is Del's Kryptonite. But does it really matter what your seat cover looks like, when the rest of the bike is such a horrific piece of shite...
@megaidiot7 ай бұрын
he found his talent, he's far better at sewing than delding.
@terryatkinson8997 ай бұрын
Probably switched the seat at the last minute for a shop made one 🙄
@rackbites3 ай бұрын
You keep the box and wrapping to send it in for service. It's recommended in the manual.
@Godshole7 ай бұрын
My seat needs recovering and would love to do it myself. In defence of Del, (never thought I would say that) If, when I get to it, mine looks that good - I would be happy. Still got my mums Singer, I hope, needs servicing, but learned to use that when I was 6, (enter smugman.....) Versys (FUCK OFF) seat has a step though for the invisible passenger I never have, slight complication, but it's easy.. right DEL? ;)
@skandix7 ай бұрын
Congrads Matt, you finally broke Del admitting he doesn't know what he is doing! LOL
@kevhunta7 ай бұрын
come on then its your turn ,
@eddiecash94177 ай бұрын
I'v seen crazy paving, I'v now seen crazy haberdashery...... superb.
@terryatkinson8997 ай бұрын
Will you get a baseball cap and straw beard to continue the theme for Del videos ? 😂👍🇮🇪
@callmeishmael48707 ай бұрын
Nana must be about 100 years old
@terryatkinson8997 ай бұрын
Nana is probably like santa, doesn't exist 😅👍🇮🇪
@melthebelgian.58377 ай бұрын
A young and active seamstress, just trying to make her pension go that little bit further.
@ChrisLambert-Yngvegodi7 ай бұрын
Skills learned at 3 coy QM. Many hours spent sewing ribbons on chests, stripes on arms and leather knee pads on batmens knees.
@mrmr97677 ай бұрын
It would look brilliant on your rust bucket.
@131313rudi7 ай бұрын
Love It
@alanrichardson16727 ай бұрын
Matt, how come you know so much about sewing and sewing machines - it there some kind of fetish that's yet to come out! 😉
@boo_7 ай бұрын
Probably a furry making his own costumes.
@terryatkinson8997 ай бұрын
I worked in a sign factory. We printed banners and sewing was self taught as was most of the things, you just got on with it..... we weren't sexist and we didn't even know it😂
@chasejdmartin7 ай бұрын
The Yorkshire gimp!
@tonydiridoni58297 ай бұрын
And with this ahhh, knowledge I'm going to the barn to stitch up one of me horses saddles. Hah. True though, its just ok. Signed ; Grumpy old punkrocker. Tucson USA. P.S. Hopping on the tractor ta dig out the cows shit, pissy mess as well. Love ya all.😊
@dm-ep6yj7 ай бұрын
Considering what he did for the last bike seat, Id say not a bad effort. BEEF
@privateuse46817 ай бұрын
Did del pull it to tight an buckle it cause of the gaps? Will it snap or rip from the staples as soon as he sits on it?
@wilsonisme17 ай бұрын
Yeah doing seats is a pain with a manual gun your right! Only tried it the once and it turned out okay but was a pain in the arse!
@highviscosity7497 ай бұрын
Legend says even his cheeks are not symmetrical when they clapped him in prison 😂. Sons Of Sews . !
@stefanbrown81767 ай бұрын
I'll be waiting for a matt does sewing
@vikingbiker7 ай бұрын
no vid of you watching him skim a seat with builders expanding foam?
@alanrichardson16727 ай бұрын
The staples are all over the place 😂😂
@randomcol13787 ай бұрын
Why is a upolsterers appearanceship 5 or 7 years long, when a surgeons training is 5 years,is it because the surgeon only has to hand sew, the extra 2 years are to learn how to use the machine .
@Eb1990.7 ай бұрын
You missed day 8! Been waiting for you to do that video.
@scottfinlayson54467 ай бұрын
With regards to tightness it will only sit on the workbench. Where has the Harley gone too?
@TornadoCAN997 ай бұрын
So just finished watching livestream from last weekend, with the F9 debacle at the end. Still a bit blurry-eyed from it all, where did we leave it? Is Del now a shill for Singer or not? He never mentioned the brand but has it in shot several times.....just needing to know where our tolerance levels should be set ;-)
@N-youodd7 ай бұрын
Am i missing a video, wasnt the last one day #6 !
@kremlinfuize7 ай бұрын
Did we skip everything between 6 and 10?
@hokkypro7 ай бұрын
Del is my favorite lolcow
@Steven-p4j7 ай бұрын
Yeah, it was alright, without any boasting, a reasonable job without stretching his abilities. PASS.
@1312Johnny7 ай бұрын
At 15:38 is it me or was that a tiny bit of humility from Del? If it was then the world has gone truly mad! Or I’m dreaming….
@Ryan.907 ай бұрын
Motorcycle seat grade vinyl.
@boring_owen7 ай бұрын
Better than factory.
@Steve-wx9gl7 ай бұрын
How old is Dels nanna?
@prdoohan7 ай бұрын
How old is his Nana??
@GTMarmot7 ай бұрын
What's "nana"?
@UnCivilEngineerIRL7 ай бұрын
Grandmother
@dirtygarageguy7 ай бұрын
I know what a kindergarten is...
@keithf88907 ай бұрын
How fuckin old is his nana?
@TheMotospot267 ай бұрын
My father in law used to be art of the Aston Martin interior trim department working on prototype parts, I daren’t show him this!
@bobp67427 ай бұрын
Well he picked a sewing machine matched to his mentality "simple" 😂
@MasterBateman7 ай бұрын
Sealey Car & Motorcycle Seat Cover Sewing Machine coming soon
@streetfighter19667 ай бұрын
Del thinks symmetry is just someone with an accent saying cemetery.
@TornadoCAN997 ай бұрын
Symmtrees? I never trust a tree that can't be chopped in neat piles of wood to heat my house....
@gcbification7 ай бұрын
Need to put some extra in the back.....then cuts the extra off... =)
@johnscotcher97537 ай бұрын
Del is getting too easy. About time you returned to another favourite - dear Stuart Fillingham (the expert on everything motorcycle, just a shame that he rarely actually rides a motorcycle!).
@riddioughp7 ай бұрын
My mother keeps her sewing machine in the box with polystyrene and the lil daft bag 😅
@kevinfletcher74717 ай бұрын
He'd get a job on Saville Row!
@UnCivilEngineerIRL7 ай бұрын
Jimmy Saville row maybe ... 😅
@ExhaustCraft19687 ай бұрын
I think his baseball cap is stitched onto his head? How did he ever get a wife? His art teacher must have been exasperated all the time with him
@jediknight12947 ай бұрын
The man's clueless he bought a shit Lidl sewing machine that's not going to do the job properly.
@jeffhughes13187 ай бұрын
Ah yes, proper seat grade vinyl, none of this factory rubbish. He really can't help it bless him.
@richardjones21517 ай бұрын
@kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5KtgGZjiK94a7c OMG I thought you said 'anti-Semitic'...i had to rewind OOF that was close!
@jamesreynolds93427 ай бұрын
Give del his due he’s actually saying he don’t know what he’s doing but he’s having a go I think he’s started saying that so your bashing don’t work as good
@dirtygarageguy7 ай бұрын
He also said he's never done this before... kzbin.info/www/bejne/a56Via2Za62XnMk
@Mickyboy7 ай бұрын
That sewing machine is brand new or Nana has never used it. Hate to admit I just watched an unboxing to double check.
@rideorreason6147 ай бұрын
He doesn't need it to stay good after he rides it It will never be riden
@grahamhider37547 ай бұрын
😂
@CWillcox7 ай бұрын
Dels nan is still alive? Mine are both dead and I’m 25.
@Ivan-gm7zb7 ай бұрын
Is that the same seat base that he just cut up or am I being thick 😂 Lmao brand-new sewing machine 😂 Sealy dont do sewing machines, but if they did they'd be the best sewing machine's in the world 🌎🌍 lol
@sidwainhouse7 ай бұрын
He’s done seat covers before, as usual talking bollocks. Why didn’t he just take it to Rabbit like his last couple of seats?
@bananabrooks38367 ай бұрын
Gloria ('lt aint half hot Mum') The next 'Great British Sewing Bee' contest: Tmuff, Cj, Del, Filligree etc... Very occasionally l wish Del was an electrics expert.
@smokerjim7 ай бұрын
For the cost of materials, and time, plus having to redo it as many times as you need to to be satisfied/accept what fuck ups you've done, you might as well take it to a professional...it cost me £70 to get my vfr recovered with new foam 7 or 8 years ago - that's a fucking bargain IMHO!
@audioorigami7 ай бұрын
WTF lllolol
@some_random_garage7 ай бұрын
That pattern he cut out? Did anyone notice it's his fallopian tube symbol he could of traced his logo 😂
@gafrers7 ай бұрын
Writes about ignoring drama. He is so sure, that makes the quote last just a couple frames. what a Kent, just like his friend baldflyer. He is such a expert a sewing that he bought a machine right for this video. shame sealy doesn't make one. When did he put foam on the seat? Is there a video missing?
@entee1237 ай бұрын
It does restore faith in humanity that someone calls out dels lies and fawning comments circus
@jeffhughes13187 ай бұрын
"Borrowed a sewing machine from Nana". How old is Nana Del? 130? Also, please clip that "I don't know what I'm doing".
@redrumin7 ай бұрын
I have a strong suspcision that Del is anti-symmetic
@michaeldemetriou13997 ай бұрын
It looks alright, because he used [Motorcycle Seat Grade Vinyl] and [Motorcycle Seat Grade Staples] Dell could have used a [Motorcycle Seat Grade Upholsterer] for better results, if he didn't waste £4500 on junk.
@chrispomphrett42837 ай бұрын
Jeez, that plastic singer he's just got off Ebay, sounds gash. Our 60 year old metal Jones runs quiet & sweet as a nut.
@allanhughes78597 ай бұрын
Lets just do this lets just do it and see how F..kn know it all makes comments sorry I cant spell but Matty has told me I am a Fanny because I cant spell fuck what I say I just cant spell so thats it not worth listening to because Matty says so ?????????? Well done Matty you have really put me in my place have you not ?????? Just like all the others you think are ass holes well done Matty keep up the good work fella just love how you take folk down really really good stuff who's next Matty ???
@dirtygarageguy7 ай бұрын
"Lets just do this lets just do it and see how F..kn know it all makes comments sorry I cant spell but Matty has told me I am a Fanny because I cant spell fuck what I say I just cant spell so thats it not worth listening to because Matty says so ??????????" - But Allan, you didn't say anything last time. When you say 'fuck what I say' what did you say?