Sex Shops Have Amazing Customer Service - Dina Hashem - Stand-Up Featuring

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

5 жыл бұрын

Dina Hashem explains why she couldn’t compete with her ex-boyfriend’s fetish, admires the customer service at sex shops and examines the hubris of saying “God bless you.” (Contains strong language.)
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@shemesh9687
@shemesh9687 5 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I love this type of comedian. Kinda shy sounding and ummmy, but steller jokes that just really suit it. It's like youre just talking to a really funny friend
@terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864
@terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864 5 жыл бұрын
Dry comedy is one of the best types. Dina pulls it off so well.
@stonecat676
@stonecat676 5 жыл бұрын
It's like she's not trying too hard to be funny, which more often than not backfires. Same for irl, just be fucking good at dead-inside, improv/prop comedy/satire and you'll be the funny friend.
@powerswish
@powerswish 5 жыл бұрын
I never cracked up watching this, but I thought she was clever and has a very good style.
@stillthepillar684
@stillthepillar684 5 жыл бұрын
She really is good
@tropicarls
@tropicarls 4 жыл бұрын
kinda shy? she looked high as fuck to me
@allforbts3711
@allforbts3711 5 жыл бұрын
She's so relaxed and I'm fighting off a stroke from laughing.
@steveross8326
@steveross8326 5 жыл бұрын
.....that's odd, I'm fighting of sleep!
@mahendraprasad8345
@mahendraprasad8345 5 жыл бұрын
Not relaxed .. she look dead to me..
@Lucasthemann
@Lucasthemann 5 жыл бұрын
So joking about a man that was murdered is funny now?
@-Anonymous-.
@-Anonymous-. 5 жыл бұрын
X aside, She’s not even funny LMAOOOO... the execution of her jokes are horrible. get this bitch outta here 🤣
@shirinf333
@shirinf333 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lucasthemann For some people yes.
@TheAmazingEevee
@TheAmazingEevee 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s not a haunted house” perfectttttt
@shadowprince4482
@shadowprince4482 3 жыл бұрын
But it is full of cobwebs.
@core-nix1885
@core-nix1885 3 жыл бұрын
Not unless she's had an abortion, which I judge to be pretty likely given the state of things.
@444musicmusic
@444musicmusic 5 жыл бұрын
"With his face of all things" dead
@fridaymorning139
@fridaymorning139 5 жыл бұрын
444musicmusic that didn’t get enough laughs
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 5 жыл бұрын
that was the line that caused me to lose it
@israeljotham8120
@israeljotham8120 4 жыл бұрын
@Nolan Nolan yep, thought the same at first
@urmaker
@urmaker 5 жыл бұрын
"Not in this economy." LMFAO! Great routine. :)
@rocco7649
@rocco7649 5 жыл бұрын
Real
@niclee6480
@niclee6480 5 жыл бұрын
Love the last video bout 911 calls . Good shit 💪👍👍
@z-tune
@z-tune 5 жыл бұрын
Channeling her inner Gary Gulman!
@evancook6442
@evancook6442 5 жыл бұрын
Yo love your scary stories
@clumsiii
@clumsiii 5 жыл бұрын
freal - exit only economy
@dumatician
@dumatician 4 жыл бұрын
"I am alive" "I lost a hamster when I was 12" Dying😂😂😂
@joelformica8344
@joelformica8344 5 жыл бұрын
I love how bored she looks while she makes everybody laugh.
@theonlynontrollhere
@theonlynontrollhere 5 жыл бұрын
Joel Formica it’s a good rule of comedy to not act like you’re basking in or milking laughter. “Huh? Huh?” Is the kind of attitude they don’t want to portray having
@kithand1106
@kithand1106 5 жыл бұрын
I like that kind of attitude, its funny :)
@think2086
@think2086 2 жыл бұрын
"Is this ez mode?"
@hankhill3417
@hankhill3417 Жыл бұрын
Deadpan
@niptuck117
@niptuck117 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you want to get out of here?" lmfao
@megadrakex
@megadrakex 5 жыл бұрын
She switched topic so fast...took me a while to realise that 'riding the train' meant that and nothing else.
@DingXiaoke
@DingXiaoke 5 жыл бұрын
megadrakex LOL same
@daddyleon
@daddyleon 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a train could be a metaphor for one large phallic symbol..
@brendonhavener
@brendonhavener 5 жыл бұрын
I had the same problem lol
@horrorvictim
@horrorvictim 5 жыл бұрын
OH
@michael777e
@michael777e 5 жыл бұрын
@@daddyleon ... For a second I thought she was talking about have sex with multiple guys doing a train on her
@Snaky_The_God
@Snaky_The_God 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that shes so calm but funny as hell. Lol hilarious
@TurntBucket
@TurntBucket 5 жыл бұрын
you mean like deadpan??... Look it up. Probably find more comedians you'd like
@dualsenseentertainment
@dualsenseentertainment 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly😂
@PinkPoodleCrafts
@PinkPoodleCrafts 5 жыл бұрын
i dont find it funny when someone acts like they have no personality when they tell jokes...thats just my opinion.
@TurntBucket
@TurntBucket 5 жыл бұрын
@@PinkPoodleCrafts Nice to know your opinion. Its a whole genre/style of comedy so clearly there is an audience for it....
@nieshapatterson2902
@nieshapatterson2902 5 жыл бұрын
She snorted 7 lines of dark brown heroin
@cmjcj2ktn
@cmjcj2ktn 5 жыл бұрын
"complicit in that kind of hubris" LOLZ
@joshuawilliams8252
@joshuawilliams8252 5 жыл бұрын
That line killed me.
@wickedwitt04
@wickedwitt04 5 жыл бұрын
...or maybe she's a cunt. Added to the humor greatly.
@aspektx
@aspektx 4 жыл бұрын
I was going Like this but then I saw it was at 777 likes and I didn't want to be complicit in that kind of hubris.
@eggoslayer1001
@eggoslayer1001 4 жыл бұрын
Absolute incredible joke. I died.
@SnowThenDen
@SnowThenDen 5 жыл бұрын
**AN UNRECOGNIZABLE ROAD FEATURE**
@blakfloyd
@blakfloyd 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I just watched that an hour ago and it was my first exposure to her. She's fuckin great.
@uraszz
@uraszz 5 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this lol
@Koberg00
@Koberg00 5 жыл бұрын
Just watched this and I have been stuck in a "Dina Hashem" youtube loop for the last hour and a half.
@butthugz
@butthugz 5 жыл бұрын
YAS!!!!
@21CCommunIT
@21CCommunIT 5 жыл бұрын
Bingo! That was *my* entry into this particular rabbit hole… 😁😄
@Laurence2000
@Laurence2000 5 жыл бұрын
The sleepy delivery took the hilarity up another notch for me, somehow.
@GeekInJeep
@GeekInJeep 3 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of how Steven Wright delivered his comedy. Not at all comparing the content, just the delivery.
@oldcremona
@oldcremona 3 жыл бұрын
She needs to hook up with Steven Wright lol
@JacobTurnbloom
@JacobTurnbloom 5 жыл бұрын
Her roast battles online are impressive, stoked to see her full routine, super funny!
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 5 жыл бұрын
The way she can destroy someone in a roast battle with that deadpan delivery is amazing. She always cracks me up... :)
@newton4098
@newton4098 5 жыл бұрын
Shes a fucking beast, her roast battles is the reason why I clicked this video. Her deadpan dry humor is incredible.
@jessa.4529
@jessa.4529 5 жыл бұрын
Oh that's where I know her from
@Curiousnessify
@Curiousnessify 5 жыл бұрын
thought u said "stroked" to her full routine
@continentalaquatics2725
@continentalaquatics2725 5 жыл бұрын
Curiousnessify 😂
@chickenskink1
@chickenskink1 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen her in a roast battle before and have loved her ever since. Her kinda awkward delivery just really works I think
@chickenmax9953
@chickenmax9953 3 жыл бұрын
I like ur profile pic :9 :D
@monstermushroomcloud
@monstermushroomcloud 5 жыл бұрын
Him: "I'm not scared of anything". Her: *Master Yoda voice* "You will be. You will."
@LarathainStarlight
@LarathainStarlight 5 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Engram she wishes she was that funny
@Knailz
@Knailz 5 жыл бұрын
OMG! That's exactly what I was thinking she was gonna say when she was telling that joke! I thought that was coming!
@dtester
@dtester 5 жыл бұрын
that would be be really funny if the vagina said that.
@moyubutt
@moyubutt 5 жыл бұрын
dtester imagine thinking vagina=women jokes are still funny and relatable They’re bland like the way she speaks but unlike Dina, they make absolutely no one laugh
@dtester
@dtester 5 жыл бұрын
@@moyubuttShe was literally making a vagina joke. Not sure I understand your point....are you saying she isn't funny? (edit: Oh, are you being all preachy without even know the context of the situation? That's pretty lame...)
@aidandixon6028
@aidandixon6028 5 жыл бұрын
She has this boring, monotone voice, and it somehow makes this so much better, xD
@rauminen4167
@rauminen4167 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's the point of her delivery... but it makes me cringe somehow. I mean... who doesn't like a bit of cringe, right? But this is just too weird.
@crosstolerance
@crosstolerance 5 жыл бұрын
I tried to get into her standup, but it never came.
@josephmorris6090
@josephmorris6090 5 жыл бұрын
This style is called deadpan. Another good one is Nate Bargatze
@captainkiwi77
@captainkiwi77 5 жыл бұрын
Denial Not Accepted apparently she was having that same kinda problem
@JMCan-si2se
@JMCan-si2se 5 жыл бұрын
It's deadpan My style is deadpan Thank you
@rahulrt6396
@rahulrt6396 5 жыл бұрын
"Didn't want to be complicit in that kind of hubris.." Wow, I simply love your observational comedy...
@carlbonara602
@carlbonara602 5 жыл бұрын
She kinda reminds me of Aubrey Plaza.
@CesarDVelez
@CesarDVelez 5 жыл бұрын
Took me a second to realize it wasn't Aubrey Plaza! They have like the same funny/quiet girl vibe haha
@figgsboson
@figgsboson 5 жыл бұрын
yea but her delivery is way more confident than Aubrey, I think Plaza relies on the crash and burn tactic too much
@woodlandpricess
@woodlandpricess 5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@ddavisgaming
@ddavisgaming 5 жыл бұрын
The humor of Aubrey Plaze but the personality of McLovin :D
@jcsmooth70
@jcsmooth70 5 жыл бұрын
Truly! Both pretty and awkward at the same time haha!
@vagababy9051
@vagababy9051 5 жыл бұрын
Her voice is a bit monotone but I like her, I want to see her go places
@ellieb5230
@ellieb5230 5 жыл бұрын
Vaga Baby the monotone voice is actually a comedy style
@gva9947
@gva9947 5 жыл бұрын
Watch her Roast battles. She kills it.
@mistert800
@mistert800 5 жыл бұрын
follow at a discreet distance I guess?
@ShaynaDesChanel
@ShaynaDesChanel 5 жыл бұрын
mistert800 🤣😂😅
@para-yw9dn
@para-yw9dn 4 жыл бұрын
i think that's like her style
@stevedoe1630
@stevedoe1630 5 жыл бұрын
She was able to portray a woman’s point of view as a woman....not weak, not overly aggressive, just confident.
@sirena4569
@sirena4569 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a woman who can portray a woman...so hard to come by in women
@thelivingscribe4515
@thelivingscribe4515 5 жыл бұрын
@@sirena4569 I get that what he's saying is kinda weird but I think he means that a lot of women comics try to tell you what it's like to be a woman. With her, you kinda just slip in to what she's saying and relate.
@RocketGruntJesus
@RocketGruntJesus 5 жыл бұрын
Yea I can get into this it just dosent feel like she's trying to prove something she's just chill with a good sense of humor
@Larcona_
@Larcona_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@sirena4569 In comedians it is.
@msontopoftheworld
@msontopoftheworld 5 жыл бұрын
Yup...since there's only ONE type of woman, and she's absolutely nailed it!
@chadthurston2006
@chadthurston2006 5 жыл бұрын
I'm alive... I lost it
@MaySpitfire
@MaySpitfire 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you find it :c
@phoneonly7660
@phoneonly7660 5 жыл бұрын
Damn you lost it right after you realized you were alive. What are the odds
@neno_e2332
@neno_e2332 5 жыл бұрын
I guess we don't fuck gooood.
@ShakeyHorse7788
@ShakeyHorse7788 5 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest part
@Viv1dCS
@Viv1dCS 5 жыл бұрын
She sounds really shy but the delivery is perfect, it fit’s the character perfectly, and the jokes are wittty and smart, really enjoyed
@mr.wizard2974
@mr.wizard2974 5 жыл бұрын
I worked in a sex store for a few years! Those were the good old days!
@yodaguy6956
@yodaguy6956 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Wizard haha I just think it's awesome that Mr. Wizard worked at a sex store.
@jayday7997
@jayday7997 5 жыл бұрын
@@yodaguy6956 he put a spell on you ;)
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 5 жыл бұрын
what did you enjoy the most from that experience?
@nebulous8389
@nebulous8389 5 жыл бұрын
She needs to team up with Aubrey Plaza in films they'd be a perfect weirdo dynamic duo
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 5 жыл бұрын
Add Esther Povitsky for an unholy trinity of chagrined cynicism.
@KingBobIsHere
@KingBobIsHere 5 жыл бұрын
Ageed.
@MammaApa
@MammaApa 5 жыл бұрын
Hardly "dynamic" though...
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 5 жыл бұрын
but I like the part that doesn't overlap with Aubrey Plaza. (like Aubrey too though) Also, I like that her humor is less sarcastic and absurdist, more straight up jokes. Don't want there to be an "Aubrey Plaza-style" subset. (rather each funny in different ways)
@anon69669
@anon69669 5 жыл бұрын
This
@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 5 жыл бұрын
So great! Hilarious 5 minutes. I love her voice, joke writing, & delivery! One of my new favorite comics.
@MrNickyDalenz
@MrNickyDalenz 5 жыл бұрын
Her voice & delivery remind me of Rita Rudner.
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 5 жыл бұрын
I cried! 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣 "I'm not scared of anything." Oh.... Geez! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fhhfgj
@fhhfgj 5 жыл бұрын
Sock puppet
@eidolor
@eidolor 5 жыл бұрын
Idk man, she’s got a Hedberg vibe I absolutely fucking adore
@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 5 жыл бұрын
@@eidolor you nailed it. Yep. Very hedbergesque
@figgsboson
@figgsboson 5 жыл бұрын
"she didn't want to be complicit in that hubris" omg i died
@RescueMe97
@RescueMe97 5 жыл бұрын
Complicit in that kind of hubris lmaooo
@mwoz14222
@mwoz14222 4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe shes a cunt? Best ending to a joke ever!!
@samantharau9687
@samantharau9687 5 жыл бұрын
Dina is Tina from Bob's Burgers alter ego... just saying. Love it
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 5 жыл бұрын
Alter ego?... Just 10 years later..
@shaunm9025
@shaunm9025 5 жыл бұрын
That "I'm alive" part caught me off guard.😂😂😂
@Timocracy
@Timocracy 5 жыл бұрын
"Lost a hamster when I was 12" That line and delivery was perfect, I was rolling. She's good.
@stephanieleon5970
@stephanieleon5970 5 жыл бұрын
"I lost a hamster when I was twelve." LULZ!! 🤣
@driftaaa
@driftaaa 5 жыл бұрын
The joke at the end was genius!
@seunosewa
@seunosewa 5 жыл бұрын
"... or maybe she was an atheist"
@joshuasamuel2122
@joshuasamuel2122 5 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@doomerbloomer6160
@doomerbloomer6160 5 жыл бұрын
@@seunosewa lol not an excuse not to say "thank you" when someone says "bless you". It's just a phrase that happens to have religious words in it
@absarius1216
@absarius1216 5 жыл бұрын
If some stranger on train says "bless you" when you sneeze, just keep sneezing every five seconds until they change their seats or stop feeling the need to say annoying conventional phrases to strangers.
@joshuasamuel2122
@joshuasamuel2122 5 жыл бұрын
But what does the joke mean?
@SarahBethea
@SarahBethea 5 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching her. At first the monotone voice was turning me off, but then her jokes were hilarious, and I think the voice suits. I’m not the easiest audience for comedians, but I think she’s great
@zestyfruitloops6290
@zestyfruitloops6290 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Bethea aka you have a shitty sense of humor “not the easiest audience”
@ChicCanyon
@ChicCanyon 5 жыл бұрын
Her delivery is a huge part of what makes her jokes land.
@rantalbott6963
@rantalbott6963 5 жыл бұрын
She reminds me of Steven Wright. The deadpan delivery works really well for a lot of her jokes. Especially ones like the last one, where she doesn't telegraph that there's a second punch line coming.
@whitneyhouston114
@whitneyhouston114 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your approval Sarah Bethea otherwise I wouldnt be able to sleep tonight!!! Phew!! God Bless You 😉
@eleafy7889
@eleafy7889 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not the easiest audience for comedians.." lol who cares. nobody knows you.
@souravvv6S9
@souravvv6S9 5 жыл бұрын
I love Dina and her unique style of comedy. She should be in movies.
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 5 жыл бұрын
"God bless you." "I appreciate the thought but I don't appreciate your superstition."
@NLTops
@NLTops 5 жыл бұрын
I never understood why people say that when someone sneezes. As if that's the time you're most in need of a blessing. xD Here we say "Gezondheid", the same as the Germans say Gesundheit, which literally translates to "Health". Kind regards, an Atheist.
@NLTops
@NLTops 5 жыл бұрын
@uncletigger That is quite reprehensible indeed... Religious puritanism in the US is one of its worst qualities.
@JustyMe
@JustyMe 5 жыл бұрын
@stryfetc1 I agree so much. It's just saying like "oh my God" or "for God's sake". I would feel weird if someone didn't answer someone's "bless you" - you literally wish someone to get better and not get sick, it's just a nice saying that's all...
@dtester
@dtester 5 жыл бұрын
Well, certainly better than: person 1: sneezes person 2: "Shut the f*** up! Cover your f**kin mouth!"
@felixvelariusbos
@felixvelariusbos 5 жыл бұрын
@@NLTops This is probably not helpful in any way shape or form, but here's why I say it! At some point I was told that we started saying "Bless you" for sneezes because we thought a sneeze meant a demon flying up your nose. Therefore, that person needs to be blessed to get it out. I have zero sources for where that superstition came from, other than the people I grew up with. I don't actually think my friends have demons up their nose all the time, but I love the mental picture of a winged beast flying into somebody's sinuses for...something diabolical. And the picture of the demons fleeing in terror because I said the magic words "Bless You". Plus, it's a generic polite thing to say, so why not?
@joecedars4463
@joecedars4463 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know Steven Wright had an illegitimate daughter.....
@pseudoty
@pseudoty 5 жыл бұрын
Was thinking almost the same thing but Steven was a bit more morose
@joecedars4463
@joecedars4463 5 жыл бұрын
Chips Handon ; It was a comparison of her deadpan comedy style to the legendary Steven Wright's comedy style. It was meant as a compliment.
@jemangedessaucisses206
@jemangedessaucisses206 5 жыл бұрын
The way she speaks reminds me of Rita Rudner.
@superspider9750
@superspider9750 5 жыл бұрын
@Chips Handon must not of seen Wrights material to get it
@Nazraq04
@Nazraq04 5 жыл бұрын
@Chips Handon It was a joke.
@mokangbeats1707
@mokangbeats1707 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit where has this girl been all my life????
@JM-nl7bj
@JM-nl7bj 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly, she was fantastic! I would have preferred a better delivery with her jokes but they were all so wonderful that she didn't even need it
@Ring0fSaturn
@Ring0fSaturn 5 жыл бұрын
Dina Hashem is phenomenal. This is a great example of her intelligence and dry wit. She is brave to go through her set without obvious punchlines. She leaves old school guys (like CK) in the dust.
@grebe2332
@grebe2332 5 жыл бұрын
she does have obvious punchlines, and ik CK was a bit of a rat but you can't diss his comedy. he was a master of timing and delivery
@MusicLuver0543
@MusicLuver0543 5 жыл бұрын
this was the best thing I’ve seen today 😭 good way to start my morning LOL
@mr.brightside6119
@mr.brightside6119 5 жыл бұрын
She needs a Netflix special 😂😂💀
@KitchenerLeslie2
@KitchenerLeslie2 5 жыл бұрын
Audrey Leelhasuwan no she doesn’t
@mikepo6042
@mikepo6042 5 жыл бұрын
Nah she not even funny
@sayedmahallawy6400
@sayedmahallawy6400 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikepo6042 totally agree
@TheRealJibbeyman
@TheRealJibbeyman 5 жыл бұрын
Thatd be another amy schumer
@Gonk
@Gonk 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikepo6042 Mike Po has a dirty penis.
@paulc7553
@paulc7553 5 жыл бұрын
Dina is one of my favorite comedians. I cannot wait to see where her career goes!
@Fran28.
@Fran28. 5 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when she said... he said " I'm not scared of anything!" LOL 😂🤣
@koolaidman531
@koolaidman531 5 жыл бұрын
She has a Mitch Hedberg kind of deadpan awkward delivery that I really liked. May need to find more of her stuff.
@minnevabuh3947
@minnevabuh3947 5 жыл бұрын
Her earlier stuff I've seen [outside of the roast video she got famous for] is OKAY, not great. I'm not sure it's worth seeking out unless you're bored. This video here, on the other hand, is great. I feel like she's only getting better and we'll soon see a great special from her.
@Smileater
@Smileater 4 жыл бұрын
@@minnevabuh3947 ñ shut up
@SGxShadow
@SGxShadow 5 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this comic before and now she has my attention. Well done. I'll now spend a few hours checking out other material on KZbin.
@ryanthompson1244
@ryanthompson1244 5 жыл бұрын
Her big claim to fame is roast battles and she's pretty damn good at it.
@madeleynecarat3368
@madeleynecarat3368 5 жыл бұрын
comEdiAN* ffs X'D
@madeleynecarat3368
@madeleynecarat3368 5 жыл бұрын
@Lynchology101 What on earth does that mean?
@mizuhonova
@mizuhonova 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I feel like someone who's repeating "God bless you" and tapping you on the shoulder for it is saying it for self-fulfillment.
@sam.k44
@sam.k44 5 жыл бұрын
Facts!!! 😂 If I didn't grow up in the south I'd definitely be like "your good does nothing for me😈" but grama would slap me in the face with a bag of biscuits
@freckleKaren
@freckleKaren 5 жыл бұрын
Samantha Brown that’s what I always want to say😪 also the easter grates on my nerves the same way xD. not sure if you guys have something similar, but in Russia there’s this greeting “Jesus’s been resurrected!”, and you are supposed to answer “Indeed he has!” or sth along those lines. fuck I’m so not into this religion thing? why should I say it? but those tiny grandmas get so scandalized every time I reply simply “Yes” or “Congratulations” xD
@blop-a-blop9419
@blop-a-blop9419 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta be checking if your heaven points have been credited :P
@Palmieres
@Palmieres 5 жыл бұрын
It's weird that depending on where you're from that interjection can be completely different. Where I'm from you can say something religious similar to God Bless You (which comes from something along the lines of wishing your soul hasn't been sneezed out, may God and the saints protect you) and we can just say "Health", which is just a wish for the sneeze not to be a prelude to becoming seriously ill. I always go for the health wish, it's more formal and doesn't presume anything from a friend or stranger - especially their religious inclinations or lack thereof.
@rails4328
@rails4328 5 жыл бұрын
Its a simple "thank you" man
@Lysoltfromtherock
@Lysoltfromtherock 5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best 5 minute stand up sets I've seen in years. Hope to see more from her
@TheWarriorSongProject
@TheWarriorSongProject 3 жыл бұрын
she is so high level.
@newton4098
@newton4098 5 жыл бұрын
Girl your a comedic genius, dont change.
@TheRealJibbeyman
@TheRealJibbeyman 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yikez you need to watch some real comedy shows 😂 i think those low quality netflix specials are getting to you
@kevinkelly1529
@kevinkelly1529 5 жыл бұрын
*you're
@TubaPlyr
@TubaPlyr 5 жыл бұрын
Delivery is amazing. Love this. I need more lol.
@Kdm109
@Kdm109 5 жыл бұрын
Check out her roast battles
@rubenreyna2198
@rubenreyna2198 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. Laughter all of the way. I just discovered Dina Hashem 2days ago. I cant get enough of her jokes.
@triskut
@triskut 5 жыл бұрын
Her battles are awesome!
@meosh930
@meosh930 5 жыл бұрын
Comment:" She is funnier than Amy Schumer" Why would you compare her with that garbage? A rock is funnier than Amy Schumer.
@IG8063
@IG8063 5 жыл бұрын
Meosh u have issues with amy schumer? just another hater what is more funnier is that they are probably friends in real life
@meosh930
@meosh930 5 жыл бұрын
@@IG8063 Yeah coz Amy Schumer sucks and she has an ego problem. Jokes are mediocre at best. And when someone calls her out, her ego doesn't allow her to take a constructive criticism. Instead she fires back and plays the sexism card.
@cosmicremix311
@cosmicremix311 5 жыл бұрын
At least I can chuck a rock at someone and make myself laugh.
@bdon1328
@bdon1328 5 жыл бұрын
I. G. When Netflix has to change their rating system cause that ladies comedy was so bad I think we can call her terrible. Also it’s just “funnier” not more funnier. Learn English
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 5 жыл бұрын
Meosh Definitely. This girl was pretty funny & that alone destroys Schumer.
@moatazmattar4714
@moatazmattar4714 5 жыл бұрын
Way to go dinaaaaa!
@Rekken200
@Rekken200 5 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud a few times. *looks at Amy Schumer*
@OneAndZer0
@OneAndZer0 5 жыл бұрын
We get it, the internet loves to hate Schumer. I don't find her funny, but at this point the only reason why she even crosses my mind is because people still bring her up just to shit on her.
@kithand1106
@kithand1106 5 жыл бұрын
@@OneAndZer0 she deserves it though.
@allesundmehr
@allesundmehr 5 жыл бұрын
stop comparing EVERY female comendian to amy schumer. it's not like you do it with male comedians
@alexandermarquardt597
@alexandermarquardt597 5 жыл бұрын
@@allesundmehr your so right, in fairness: Amy Schumers material can be compared to female and male comedians, she steals from everyone the same.
@stewarthowell6781
@stewarthowell6781 5 жыл бұрын
Man, I really loved Chapelle's newest special. Looks at Seinfeld.
@amariebloom
@amariebloom 5 жыл бұрын
I love this kind of humor!! Very refreshing
@malwd6321
@malwd6321 5 жыл бұрын
The god bless u joke bwhahaha the entire routine was fire tho
@keepitfashion
@keepitfashion 5 жыл бұрын
This was mad funny
@arsaeterna4285
@arsaeterna4285 3 жыл бұрын
SO HAPPY I want her special
@JP-ss7de
@JP-ss7de 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, I laughed harder than I thought I would! She is truly talented.
@grantleyedwards9161
@grantleyedwards9161 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was good. I like her.
@jeffweiss848
@jeffweiss848 5 жыл бұрын
I belly laughed for a good five minutes when she said "I lost a hamster when I was 12". Hysterical. I don't think anyone in the audience really caught it either!
@DanHarkinz99
@DanHarkinz99 5 жыл бұрын
Because it's still lost
@muffinman2946
@muffinman2946 5 жыл бұрын
Could you explain that joke?
@kevinkelly1529
@kevinkelly1529 5 жыл бұрын
I'm with the audience. It wasn't funny.
@mamudi91
@mamudi91 5 жыл бұрын
@@muffinman2946 I thought the joke was that the hamster is still lost in her vagina, but now I'm not so sure anymore
@alexthemole2987
@alexthemole2987 5 жыл бұрын
I agree that that was the joke.
@Noobsted
@Noobsted Жыл бұрын
This was amazing!
@TheRamsberg
@TheRamsberg Жыл бұрын
Brilliant phrasing and structure, and such smooth delivery, so incredibly good!
@titleloanman
@titleloanman 5 жыл бұрын
Love her delivery
@samuelrobertson1567
@samuelrobertson1567 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO. Great stuff!
@meghnarao2875
@meghnarao2875 5 жыл бұрын
She is so good. The whole bit with the subway is so witty, i love it
@cKHAVIKk
@cKHAVIKk 5 жыл бұрын
That last joke was EVERYTHING!
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
... **I** am alive ... 😂😂😂
@adamscarpetta9543
@adamscarpetta9543 5 жыл бұрын
When people say, "God bless you" to me after I sneeze I always smile sweetly and gently say, "No thank you". They never have a comeback, only an expression of baffled frustration.
@SerDerpish
@SerDerpish 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Scarpetta that sounds just passive aggressive and trollish enough while being completely harmless semantically to get me to try it out next time lol. That is brilliant sir 😂
@israeljotham8120
@israeljotham8120 4 жыл бұрын
Glad we haven't reached the point when you meet the person who says, "nevermind"
@hibye-by3yb
@hibye-by3yb 4 жыл бұрын
this is why we can't have nice things
@bernardblack6116
@bernardblack6116 5 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this, thanks
@racheltortilla8631
@racheltortilla8631 Жыл бұрын
So funny. I love when comedians can me laugh out loud.
@deesnutz42069
@deesnutz42069 5 жыл бұрын
Dina is great, y'all should give her a half hour special or something, yo.
@EricCharlesGraham
@EricCharlesGraham 5 жыл бұрын
@@AvarusSpurius and this matters why?
@ibelieveicansoar
@ibelieveicansoar 5 жыл бұрын
Considering her talking speed, she might need an hour to do half an hour's worth of material
@petrilamiruna9672
@petrilamiruna9672 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not scared of anything" "I'm not a haunted house" CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A HAUNTED HOUSEEEE WE'LL FIND ANOTHEEEER SUPERSTITION
@lavndermilk
@lavndermilk 5 жыл бұрын
GONNA STAY IN LOVE SOMEHOW CAUSE BABY YOU’RE A HAUNTED HOUSE NOW
@lhj276
@lhj276 5 жыл бұрын
That was so so good!!!!!
@douglasharley2440
@douglasharley2440 2 жыл бұрын
girl is HILARIOUS! 😂 best standup i've seen in quite a while actually.
@bostonfan1300
@bostonfan1300 5 жыл бұрын
3:02 exact same reaction in the Stavros Halkias comedy central clip
@stephenhagan6648
@stephenhagan6648 5 жыл бұрын
Very good 👍🏼😂😂
@dionysus951
@dionysus951 2 жыл бұрын
This chick has like 4 videos on the whole internet yet they have millions of views. That's how funny she is!
@willcrawford7896
@willcrawford7896 5 жыл бұрын
That was so good!
@000Awsomeness
@000Awsomeness 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how she's joking about sex as an obvious introvert. But sidenote: Has anyone noticed THEM HIPS!!!! 😲😍
@earthynomad7160
@earthynomad7160 4 жыл бұрын
Arabian hips
@marinequeen7126
@marinequeen7126 5 жыл бұрын
It's so funny I love it :)
@MasterJimJim
@MasterJimJim 5 жыл бұрын
No, its not lmao
@cjaay_
@cjaay_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@MasterJimJim Yes, it is
@LoveYourself-ql8gi
@LoveYourself-ql8gi 2 жыл бұрын
Im rolling so bad🤣🤣
@Misanthropic-King
@Misanthropic-King 5 жыл бұрын
Outstanding set. I laughed so hard
@babasemka
@babasemka 5 жыл бұрын
Her awkwardness reminds me a lot of Aubrey Plaza's. That was a funny bit, for sure.
@kevinkelly1529
@kevinkelly1529 5 жыл бұрын
Aubrey Plaza rules. :)
@hailsithis857
@hailsithis857 5 жыл бұрын
Or Maria bamford
@livehardordieeasy701
@livehardordieeasy701 5 жыл бұрын
Okay this was awesome and really funny 😂🤣👌
@laylax2672
@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын
Finally! A funny female comedian! I've been looking for so long and she's the one who made me laugh.
@ldhumbert
@ldhumbert 4 жыл бұрын
Look up Taylor Tomlinson and Molly austin
@kamalmanzukie
@kamalmanzukie 3 жыл бұрын
complicit in that kind of hubris👌that is a perfect line in my estimation
@Nik-ff3tu
@Nik-ff3tu 5 жыл бұрын
"It's not a haunted house" Queens of the Stone age would disagree
@Nuphs8
@Nuphs8 5 жыл бұрын
I didnt know Marcel The Shell was a comedian, holy smokes.
@triskut
@triskut 5 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s Jenny Slate! She is a great comedian too!
@kurimsonkitsune4408
@kurimsonkitsune4408 5 жыл бұрын
cannot unsee.
@AMoati
@AMoati 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha just googled Marcel the shelll. LOL
@redhazevortex1541
@redhazevortex1541 5 жыл бұрын
Very funny, thanks for sharing
@utubit22
@utubit22 4 жыл бұрын
2.4 million views!!! So psyched for her. She's hilarious! 😂😂😂
@Pomonapimpsugarfree
@Pomonapimpsugarfree 4 жыл бұрын
“Lost a hamster when I was 12”
@faith9196
@faith9196 5 жыл бұрын
The God bless you paradox bit was actually funny ngl
@boobiespain2339
@boobiespain2339 5 жыл бұрын
Her awkwardness is so good... like it’s a great thing for some reason it makes this so funny😂
@InnaVitamina777
@InnaVitamina777 5 жыл бұрын
Seen her at the Comedy Festival in FTW, IN... She was one of my favorites that night Lol. Like the cute quiet setups.
@Tullahgit
@Tullahgit 5 жыл бұрын
"Its getting quiet out there"😁
@scottmccluremcclure3916
@scottmccluremcclure3916 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in love
@nooglewebsomo5094
@nooglewebsomo5094 5 жыл бұрын
Great show!
@sapandream
@sapandream 5 жыл бұрын
Deadly jokes.. Last part was awesome 😍😍😂
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