Working in a Luxury Sex Shop - Jes Tom - Stand-Up Featuring

Jes Tom shares some of their experiences working in a luxury sex shop and remembers finding a mysterious dildo in their bed.
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[@noahkirschtein8169]

peak androgyny, i’m impressed by how much yet how little gender they’re expressing. great set too

[@cocoyancey3532]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas to you and your family merry Christmas happy birthday happy happy birthday merry Christmas happy birthday happy happy birthday merry Christmas happy birthday happy happy birthday merry Christmas happy birthday happy happy birthday merry Christmas happy birthday happy happy birthday merry Christmas happy birthday happy ha ppy

[@electromancer2645]

Wtf does that have to do with stand up?

[@brandonclark6431]

Ya I still have no idea but that person should voice minions in the adult version

[@noahkirschtein8169]

@@electromancer2645 it doesn’t. sorry not sorry if i’m not following your “how to comment on a stand up video” guidelines lmao

[@electromancer2645]

@@noahkirschtein8169 guidelines? Its just common human decency to not interject genitalia into every single minute aspect of our lives.

[@manhathaway]

I love this set! They clearly led a funny life and had to do standup to get the stories out lol.

[@pizza4prezident143]

They? U mean she silly

[@scarlettwho1819]

@@pizza4prezident143 YEah ThErES nO suCh ThiNg aS NoN-BinArY PeOPle 💀

[@HPFireYT]

They’re at the state of gender that I want to be at eventually, and also much funnier than I ever will be

[@Jordan-hk5ck]

Same 😊

[@desmass1]

so you wanna be gay lol

[@SraTacoMal]

@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket They mean they aspire for a gender expression as androgynous as Jes'. Also, you're misgendering Jes.

[@lordknightalex]

absolutely losing it at the "respecting you" callback, didnt think it was gonna get better after the cinderella joke and yet-

[@DavidThomas-fz1qi]

That was so very good. No a second wasted and engaged throughout! Brilliant.

[@davidc5820]

Dead silence......has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@ourflagmeanshappiness8251]

"You're all good people, I hope you sleep well tonight!!!" I, a fellow enby, cackled xD

[@chrissydavis4547]

Loved this one. It's really amazing how interesting gender and sex can be. So easy to assume who someone will date once they come out and/or transition etc... Highly respect Jes and their work.

[@missy3240]

This was funny. Also informative! I didn’t know about the 2 sphincter thing. I always wondered how people get stuff stuck in their butt, I guess now I know!

[@NoblePunk]

I wonder what this person would sound like on Helium

[@brandontylerburt]

What a great set! I love Jes Tom's sardonic humor; they have a completely fresh perspective and they make me happy.

[@elliota1487]

T making you attracted to men is REAL. feeling so seen by this comedy

[@Undisputed_Dragon]

I could listen to this person talk all day. Just their voice is a pleasing aesthetic.

[@SraTacoMal]

Their voice sounds like they exhale helium, and I absolutely love it. What a fantastic voice.

[@wazoowi]

Some of us did try sphincter control when they said it lmaoo

[@JinXavior]

Every thumbs up is a person who tried sphincter control

[@metalicrobot66]

@The Mighty Zim 1. Their pronouns are they/them.

[@bridgetkane2856]

@@metalicrobot66 they definitely know

[@NeonCicada]

@@bridgetkane2856 They do now :)

[@JF-wn2yb]

Hilarious! Wish it was longer than 9 minutes

[@drew3093]

That's what she said!

[@SaltyCado]

So does my girl!

[@jeaniciasparkles]

I find it funny that I’m eating hot dogs on my lunch break listening to someone talk about working in a sex shop 😂

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Hey... As long as it's got a bun. If your placing a full no condiment no bun hotdog to your lips and opening wide then... Well that's kinda sexual regardless of what your watching.

[@jeaniciasparkles]

@@jocomfiresin6982 I cut them up before I ate them. What does that say? 😂😅

[@MediumHalf]

Reminds me of that Reno 911 bit where they're called to a disturbance with a man "eating" a banana but he's actually just standing there sucking on it.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@jeaniciasparkles That you forgot the spaghetti/chili.

[@jeaniciasparkles]

@@jocomfiresin6982 oh no no. Hot dogs and ramen. Classic lol

[@stevie_1during]

literally been lying in bed for an hour after a shitty day watching standup clips to try to feel better, and the Cinderella thing was what did it. thank you for your service, I hope you find your princess mr. Charming

[@karenhaid6397]

WHAT ARE YOU? i WANT TO KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU? Oh, a funny comedian, that's what you are. I like you for that.

[@amishprincess28]

they’re so cute

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

Like Dwarf Tossing 😂😂😂💦😂

[@morgengabe1]

that cinderalla bit was so creative!

[@blackmarketarmy]

Even the comedian recognized the intense virue signaling going on from the crowd by saying ok i get it I hope you sleep well tonight

[@mostlycusimbored]

The sphincter joke lmao Great set

[@NicholasLee-hb3zw]

you can see the guys that didnt think it was funny in the crowd shots lmao

[@river9215]

It's not "woke humor" it's a person being different from you who is doing comedy. This set was really funny! If you didn't like it go somewhere else

[@ladyscribbles6134]

This was great and they’re so funny from beginning to end 😂

[@mollymaam]

@The Mighty Zim Because “they” is appropriate to use for people, and “it” is for animals and objects, which is more explanation than you deserve. Try being kind sometime; you might like it.

[@aabracadavra]

​@@mollymaamIt feels weird to call animals "it", let alone people. That was a strange question.

[@JuaniqueVerde]

Whoop whoop!!! SF native!! But also, they really need a cold bev. They thirsty!

[@jakemertz2660]

Lol that was a good time

[@ArtRamboPettyQueen]

Really solid set!

[@mistymountainhopper]

This was great 🤣

[@stickinug]

Omfg I am cackling 😂😂😂😭 Jes Tom is so gd funny

[@tomaf]

What's this new "respcting you" thing comedians are talking about now?"

[@dopecat_truecrime]

This is some of the worst comedy I've ever heard. This is worse than Amy Schumer.

[@SharpBloodyMoon]

Loved this set, great work!

[@misssue7032]

Idk why it took me 2.5 minutes to realize this was not a man

[@misssue7032]

8 minutes in, close but still wrong

[@ashvio]

they're non binary trans masc so you're not far off

[@lee6166]

Love this!

[@doughball1686]

Excellent! Killin it!

[@laprepper]

Very funny 😆

[@im19ice3]

the last joke was my favourite

[@edwardsinger7644]

"okay okay you're all good people you can all sleep well tonight"

[@kuntamdc]

The respecting you bit is gold haha 🤌🏽

[@tootallzz]

Wow funny material!

[@vancevance6864]

Lol i love the sarcasm

[@Flourish38]

I cannot not hear their voice as “a duck walked up to a lemonade stand…” it’s not quite the same but it’s kinda close!!! Not what I usually imagine when I think of androgyny but in hindsight, yeah.

[@candicemirisha912]

Lol I used to work in a sex shop ; it’s a fun job. You get to meet interesting people

[@JohnMFlores]

Tight set! Well told and great twists and turns.

[@iamnormal8648]

3:04 I did tighten my controllable sphincter after he said ".. that you can control"

[@cutiebrowngirl]

That guy was lying about the key. 🔑 He didn't have a dominatrix. He wanted someone to hold the key. He wanted to feel helpless and he roped them in.

[@Margotrivera1980]

Love it🤣🤣 need more!!

[@SamBassComedy]

What's funny about it? Go on, tell me.

[@ladyscribbles6134]

@@SamBassComedy What makes your comment necessary? Go on, tell me.

[@riverebec1]

Could only take about 3 minutes of this set as I found it gross and obnoxious. It's bad enough listening when it comes out of teenage boys but to listen to it coming out of an adult woman just makes it extra-cringe.

[@screenPhiles]

Funny, though his(?) voice makes him sound like he's on helium.

[@reneesalazar1431]

Hilarious!

[@armikstepanyan9677]

They are very funny. I am glad this popped up in my suggestions.

[@micalahcurry6246]

All I can here and see is cole sprouse

[@melanyebaggins]

Too short, I need more! Great set!

[@BelanceM]

...im really curious about the sex store jes is talking about. I wish I knew where it was. I googled but couldn't find anything that matched the description

[@colleenclement474]

Seen some weird stuff in the Xray department....

[@Maliaiz2fab4u]

They are so funny!

[@Maliaiz2fab4u]

@The Mighty Zim I'm assuming *they* use *they/them* pronouns, and I'm assuming yours are she/it because your attitude stinks.

[@ladyscribbles6134]

@The Mighty Zim I saw Jes Tom and I definitely didn’t count you there…so that’s one individual plus zero which equals: one funny comedian plus the value of your unnecessary comments. Which leaves us with the funny comedian and you with nothing of actual worth because you have nothing better to do than be a public nuisance when we dare enjoy a comedian and their jokes. In other words, kindly buzz off with your unnecessary comments.

[@ladyscribbles6134]

Yes! Also, I love your profile picture! It’s quite cute!

[@psark]

@The Mighty Zim you're copy pasting the same comment under every comment... please get a life, go outside, smell some grass.

[@real_lampcap]

Gender envy at its finest right here 😭

[@robertschwartz4810]

I don't think they allow that "respect " thing in the red states!

[@tomaf]

Wouldn't people just poop out the garlic clove?

[@Goshin89]

I'd date them. Very funny

[@jstdnac4719]

Oh it just kept getting better and better😂

[@NorthMountainFairy]

RESPECTING YOU!!!!! COME ON!!!!!! 😅😂🤣

[@taiwanmark]

Super handsome and funny, love them

[@AaronParks]

killed it

[@spencer_abrams]

Simply I lol

[@alliyahaleciascott]

HILARIOUS

[@lalah9481]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Juliett-A]

RESPECTING YOU!

[@erinmiller2219]

Fire

[@Brendaareliii]

Loved their set! Very well written and spot on delivery. More Jes Tom!

[@cricketjuice]

I love them!!

[@NeonCicada]

@The Mighty Zim That's both *HIGHLY* offensive & simply incorrect. (as an inflected form of a third-person personal pronoun) _They_ = singular pronoun in the nominative case _Them_ = singular pronoun in the accusative case

[@zellaflynn]

@The Mighty Zim you don’t understand how grammar works lol. “how’s your baby doing?” “they’re very healthy.” see how that makes sense? your example works perfectly for a woman with only one child. calling your baby ‘it’ is way less common when the sex is unconfirmed. it’s usually seen as dehumanizing. just respect peoples identity’s and worry about your own life, no one’s getting hurt over this comedian being themselves.

[@10-OSwords]

It's so much more difficult to treat someone's face like a ShamWow for jiz when you "respect" them...

[@TheJohtunnBandit]

Loved that, thanks!

[@lalalillymo4]

YES FINALLY

[@kenyxstarsi6308]

Try this on every lady... I'd be worried about an STD 😥

[@Aklifedesign]

Their voice should be a cartoon. I would watch it. Like Moon on the Great North. The non Gender voice - the voice of the future

[@geekdiggy]

th get out of jail free line was goddamned brilliant

[@southtoe3607]

only 35 seconds into this and I had to pause the video to finish laughing at the glory hole bit

[@aplaceinthestars3207]

Ah, childhood memories of the Castro. Nuthin' like it.

[@chill-banana]

The only stand up I would pay to see.

[@sciencenate]

You must be a big fan of standup huh? It was a good set but it didn’t delete all other efforts bc of it

[@HeyManN1ceShot]

I love the comment section 🤣👌🏿💯

[@ahnandinha]

for some reason I think they look like cole sprouse

[@annaclairemauney3175]

amazing :)

[@ayorkii]

Testosterone does what…????

[@kareemtabsh]

Taboo->laughter->banal

[@WhitExNoodlE]

This was needed haha

[@MrBrownnn696]

I thought she was a guy haha

[@JakHart]

I'm just wondering when the jokes are going to start...

[@NeonCicada]

My new favourite comedian lol

[@JAH-iu3yh]

I like the Cinderella bit.

[@lioness3963]

Respect

[@ltlbuddha]

Hilarious!

[@kariziebarth7581]

SO FUNNY

[@DKGifford19608]

woooooooooooo!

[@mydogsnameislucy768]

Pretty funny. With some experience he can be a lot better.

[@NeonCicada]

_they can_ (not: "he can")

[@mydogsnameislucy768]

@@NeonCicada eh, whatever.

[@turtletheorytv]

they’re really fucking good. hope to see more!!

[@noahkirschtein8169]

they go by they/them pronouns btw

[@turtletheorytv]

@@noahkirschtein8169 oops my bad. edited.

[@chloerene7858]

@The Mighty Zim no one asked

[@queenjoy7217]

Very funny, get more of this guy- or just give em more money

[@brianhenderson5219]

2 minutes in and I'm convinced that I'm listening to someone singing with a lung full of helium

[@Aro7241]

Was kinda weak and predictable set till the key flushing part.. then it picked up and the 'respecting you' callback worked better that time.

[@alexanderishere1857]

Very funny. Like an Asian Bill Burr on helium. Good luck on your career.