It Came From Tumblr #87 | Binge Compilation

[@monroerobbins7551]

I told my sibling about nyanbinary, and they grabbed their spritzy water bottle and sprayed me like a cat.

[@casper_the_not_so_friendly3214]

As they should lol

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

I agree with both of you, but I love it bc it's so atrocious and also it made my friend laugh for like 5 minutes lmao

[@seanmcfadden3712]

Nyanbinary. So. Basically Schrödinger from Hellsing.

[@yahirdoesbadvids]

@@seanmcfadden3712 non-binary is just schrödingers gender.

[@seanmcfadden3712]

@@yahirdoesbadvids The character, agreed. As in like Schrödinger's cat, I would think gender-fluid until they make their current identity known would fit better.

[@charliefey8974]

PM: It's a bbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiii-- My cat just trying to eat his dinner five feet away: ????? ??? ?????

[@tornadotaylor8956]

Biby

[@AestheticYellow]

Baby?

[@CielArtem]

-OOGA BOOGA-

[@aduckinlingerie]

Bebe

[@jinxiejae]

Babis

[@Finn_7117]

There was a movie about how DND was satanic and I thought “if DND’s not in heaven, I’m not going”

[@lilyjackson6460]

This is how you get cursed to wander the night sky eternally dming for a band of lost souls.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@lilyjackson6460 Sounds like a pretty entertaining afterlife to me!

[@ianrose6218]

@@lilyjackson6460 But that honestly sounds fun though. I kind of want that now.

[@mudkipqueen920]

there were a lot of anti-dnd films and they were all dumb

[@B_A-tr]

Like imagine if the conservitives who said stuff like this found smt. Theyd have a heart attack

[@EzraColdsGarage]

Never not going to smile the hurty smile at the Travis Asking his wife for a kiss bit.

[@hirocheeto7795]

Sad wizard hours at that scene

[@Juli-zg7sj]

Same dude. Same.

[@dovearchambault9229]

It's so precious!

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

"Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house" I don't know why, but I'm getting the strangest emotion... it feels like motion capture and childhood trauma...

[@thefool4407]

Oh no... oh god no no...

[@Ribbons0121R121]

to me it feels like something i would do and should go do it immediently before my brain goes derpy as a bearded dragon at sundown

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

@@Ribbons0121R121 I can tell you are way too young to understand my reference

[@Lincolnwick8895]

@@garbageboystinkman4159 Wait a minute. Are you talking about that odd movie with the three kids and the haunted house that was a mummified-ish lady?

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

@@Lincolnwick8895 yup lol

[@Anto4writting]

Me : *causaly talks about skining creatures* Demon under my bed : ok not getting close to this one

[@ThatOneFungus]

I do the same but about different, posebly as grusom things

[@IamaPERSON]

It depends on what word I hear.

[@Anto4writting]

@@ThatOneFungus if i hear something that sound like an animal i would imeadly question if its ețible... And if it would taste good Then just draw ouț an knife

[@CielArtem]

-OOGA BOOGA-

[@ThatOneFungus]

@@Anto4writting just a fiew minutes ago I thought about how DNA if fully stretch out is like 2 miles or something, so if you take all the DNA from every cell in a persons body, and it was still atached to them, chould you in theory use it to ripp someone apart like cell for cell, or at least in two seperate pieces?

[@DezAmmySel]

"Callout post @ all writers write" Um... no, I think I'll just stick to hoarding notebooks and pencils as well as other stationary like a freaking crow t h a n k

[@KaiLally9009]

lmfao “t h a n k”

[@o.n.3312]

I read "like a freaking cow" and somehow didn't question it ig

[@dogmatic2553]

Relatable.

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

Magpie authors unite

[@packardcaribien]

I don't know who the character is but I have never had such an adorable lesson in how terrible my posture is.

[@evilcockroach54323]

It's Cyana. P.M. Seymour's main OC and she truly is adorable and a blessing to this world like P.M. Seymour is.

[@CielArtem]

-OOGA BOOGA-

[@Hatchimatchii]

‘This cyana our lord and savior

[@senacario5942]

Cyana : IM NOT THE MESSIAH! All of us : THE MESSIAH

[@distantmaniacallaughter8690]

Yes

[@Gfan-yi7tm]

“You never lose by playing both sides.” Darth Sidious in a nutshell. Also, thanks for reminding me of Avatar’s beach episode. That episode is golden.

[@seanmcfadden3712]

Also The Illusive Man, Lord Vetinari, Loki, and Blizzard.

[@phastinemoon]

@@seanmcfadden3712 Only post-Eric Lord Vetinari.

[@seanmcfadden3712]

@@phastinemoon Kind of. He does upgrade to playing at upwards to at least 20 sides at a time.

[@phastinemoon]

@@seanmcfadden3712 in Sourcery, he gets turned into a frog, basically in his first scene, and only after sputtering and acting like the USUAL kind of smug snake character

[@deadmau3000]

And with the delivery in the child, there was a choir of weeping angels and the crying of god. The doctor shudders in fear. "Ma'am... it's an omen."

[@jonathansports1036]

Okay but that post about the dude being nervous about his DND character kissing his wife's DND character is the kind of relationship I want

[@Juli-zg7sj]

Its travis from the cast of critical role and his wife laura... They're adorable

[@dovearchambault9229]

​@@Juli-zg7sjespecially since romance was in no way part of Travis' plan with Fjord. Laura heard that and was like "A Challenge"

[@samtheballoon1522]

Tumblr man is here to bless us with tumblr!

[@erinyes3943]

Yumblr man

[@wortilus7643]

You mean curse us?

[@YashKumar-tb9kf]

Curse*

[@RZDraws]

Blurse

[@ItBePatYo]

ALL HAIL TUMBLR MAN!

[@kahuna_6424]

7:36 grape relays the ancient history of “So there i was, barbecue sauce on my tiddies”

[@SniperOnSunday]

Ah, yea

[@itsmetimtim]

i would like this comment, but i wouldnt want to ruin the nice number

[@kahuna_6424]

@@itsmetimtim thank you soldier

[@sqocks8254]

*Cyana has graced us with her presence once more!* Oh and I guess that Seymour guy is nice as well...

[@antichrist-xx]

How do you have almost 200 likes and no comments on this BEAUTIFUL comment!? ILLEGAL!

[@sqocks8254]

@@antichrist-xx Aw, thank you! ^^

[@boss_boy_]

I read the “this guy” one as like someone trying to find a missing person, like “Who has this guy? Can you help me find him? I’m scared”

[@grimmkingadamtaurus1925]

Me: slouched on sofa watching *Posture checklist* You will sooner freeze Hell than get me to leave my comfy domain

[@snakobsings3560]

Uh... Don't look at Norse mythology and you'll be good. Otherwise...

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@snakobsings3560 Or Buddhist. Or Islam. Or Christianity (yep, early Christianity actually portrayed Hell as cold and Frozen!) Or Swahili. In otherwords, fix that posture for thine condition has already come true!

[@arising.sights]

@@snakobsings3560 Can't forget Greek mythology, heaven and hell are the same thing

[@mimikvoid9425]

@@snakobsings3560 You could sooner get humans to evolve so much that they're an entirely different species than try and fix my spine

[@P4R53C5]

@@mimikvoid9425 we already have different species of humans, you just didnt know that cuz all the other especies are extinct

[@noahjohnson935]

meanwhile on CBS: "The Sun is cold, the Ocean is dry, and the Earth is sitting still"

[@Ribbons0121R121]

ouch

[@arising.sights]

And air doesn't exist

[@arising.sights]

Can't forget that

[@zoynes4968]

Welcome to Nightvale

[@noahjohnson935]

@@zoynes4968 Welcome to the Twilight Zone

[@TaosoftheVoid]

Yo, I'm fighting a soap covered fluffy wyvern, this is a good thing to listen to

[@TaosoftheVoid]

@@corbanoT.V. I.... you know, I don't know if you're calling this a quote or something else

[@corbanoT.V.]

@@TaosoftheVoid waitaminute I accidentally replied to the wrong comment

[@TaosoftheVoid]

@@corbanoT.V. It happens, no worries!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@TaosoftheVoid are you playing Terraria? Cause that's what I think of.

[@corbanoT.V.]

@@TaosoftheVoid 👍

[@PantaroParatroopa]

These Cyana posture checks are so effective when they're hidden inside a binge.

[@nerdler7468]

Sabaton is like a bomb in my mind any mention of it makes me go “yea i got 6 hours”

[@galinapersson577]

Thank you so much for bringin up the Sabaton i am such a big fan of them and any time any thing remotly related to Sabaton is mention i explod Btw sorry for bad spelling Im swedish and i can berly spell things right in my native langush

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Far from their land as they made their stand!

[@badjuju2721]

EXACTLY! Sabaton being mentioned always makes me happy

[@BlubirdJay]

I was literally in the middle of watching Binge Compilation 78 when this came up. Wild stuff, man.

[@t-rex1488]

i was watching the new joel haver

[@Sleepyvoidboi2111]

I was watching penguinz0 nearly burn down his house with Gfuel candles

[@BlubirdJay]

@@Sleepyvoidboi2111 ...I'm not even surprised by anything Charlie does anymore. I read what you typed and I was just like 'Yeah, that sounds right'.

[@obscurereference6745]

actually cried when a Pokemon character (the on in Pokemon red in the ship that let's you nap in the bed of the cruise ship room so you can restore health) said "oh, sorry. you just remind me of my little brother" AND IT WAS SO SWEET AND CARING AND WHY?? that's the dialogue for if you say no to napping

[@SeraphOC]

I swear, if I see the catboy/catgirl/nyanbinary post one more time, my life expectancy is going into the negatives. All in all great work PM

[@sky_0f_blue979]

The posture checklist told me levitate and T-pose at the same time.

[@nixumthepotatoman5104]

Cyana told me to adjust my posture and my back instantly became straighter than I thought I was in middle school.

[@blackthrone6976]

I used to love fog and mist, until i watched "The Mist". I still like it, but now i prefer mist i can see through

[@sealgairfolusstudios7170]

You'd hate West Virginia, then.

[@taezer3687]

What’s The Mist???

[@localidiot450]

@@taezer3687 horror movie, a weird mist consumes the town by its not normal mist, it's a mist the brings horrifying monsters from a different dimension into there world

[@blackthrone6976]

@@taezer3687 It's a horror movie, and a pretty good one imo. It's based on a Stephen King novel

[@princeapoopoo5787]

Me, but with silent hill.

[@rileyflaningam]

I can now only imagine sparkling water as "angry water". Thanks Internet, I really... needed... this. What am I doing with my life, I'm not even out of Highschool yet and I'm asking myself this. To a normal person or a psychologist this would be concerning.

[@aeonb.2517]

My mom WANTS to bell me, she doesn’t even realize when I’m directly next to her if I walk up from behind.

[@grayanddevpdx]

0:45 I’m doing the inverse. One character has a ton of street smarts but couldn’t pass a kindergarten math test, the other is extremely intelligent with math and computers but lacks any critical thinking, when paired together they form a powerhouse of strength and intelligence.

[@Eramiserasmus]

The the cuts to Cyana was great. And the Nyanbinary thing got me sprayed with a water bottle by my roommate.

[@eepersjeepers]

I literally JUST watched the clip of Travis (Fjord) asking Laura (Jester), his wife, if he could kiss her and then having the sweetest breakdown of embarrassment in the corner so this was perfectly timed on my end P.M. (I love that clip so much it’s adorable).

[@tenkaiandtransformerfangir7814]

11:15 I literally yelled “Nein!!” AND YOU CANT MAKE ME FISH

[@domesticcat1725]

The zodiac doesn't give kids polio, but it definitely gives adults a way to disregard symptoms of trauma as "I'm such a leo"

[@jonathanfellows7868]

Mood-

[@alchemysaga3745]

Me, in the first 10 seconds: [not sure if I already watched this earlier today, if it was re-upload for some reason, or if the other narration based channels I watch chose many of the same things] Also Me: [watches the whole thing anyway because it is good content and Seymour deserves the view and any money from it]

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

4:40 FOG TIME TRAVEL!!!! _I MUSGTT FIND OUT HOW TO DO THIS!_

[@lisablack5479]

Ayy I just got out of school and this is exactly what I needed!

[@ananonymoushuman8258]

Nice profile picture!

[@lisablack5479]

@@ananonymoushuman8258 thank youuuu

[@Bobb11881]

The father's response "Some people have bodies" implies that some people don't.

[@DylanTheDuck18]

Wait there’s an “H” one sec Spaghetti OHMYFUCKINGGOD

[@Ribbons0121R121]

hi puko, what specie are you

[@dogmatic2553]

Here we see a long awaited realization

[@jojoschauman6055]

That moment when you wake up like you are in a medication commercial and then your brain enters you into an Edgar Allan Poe poem

[@fire3532]

I need more space orcs! I have rewatched the entire series and I teared up at the end and I just wanna see a sequel or I will ball my eyes out and no one will be able to console me. Not even my bf could

[@Emperor_Zeravar]

Did anyone else think the "infinite unending money" guy sounded like Technoblade?

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

Where?

[@Olivia-xn9ut]

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec around 14:33

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

@@Olivia-xn9ut Thanks :D

[@Olivia-xn9ut]

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec no problem!

[@victoryismine2121]

I arrived just in time for this masterpiece

[@KittyXDragon]

1:14 the real question is how many fictional characters have I projected my personality onto

[@RedWolf34ef]

8:40 this is even funnier when you consider r2, like completely destroyed a fucking imperial space dorito to save C3-PO canonically. Like, full on hacked into the ships anti-pirating defenses and started going ham

[@grayanddevpdx]

5:06 I mean, my entire knowledge of Homestuck starts and ends at it having the second best version of Megalovania, so to my knowledge this COULD fully be true.

[@helluva_boitxh]

Nobody: Me seeing the rock at 0:21: The forbidden burrito. I. Must. EAT!!!! Also, P.M. Seymour, your voice acting is awesome!

[@Rocky-fg1vi]

I appreciate the posture thing thank you

[@PrimrosePetals]

1:32 Me, shaking: bABY YOURE A HAUNTED HOUSE -

[@samuelthestrange4804]

7:26 "So im sitting there, BBQ sauce on my t*ddies-"

[@meow2492]

Scuttling is now my favorite word. Actually couldn’t stop laughing at the word “scuttling”

[@yeet_da_phoenix]

a SOLID ship dynamic is CHAOTIC ENERGY

[@LucastheProto]

5:45 im playing splatoon rn and wasn't paying attention, ao i thought that PM got an advertisement for Nintendo and it scared the shit out of me.

[@nicolekaryuchina1349]

So, nobody's going to talk about the "Spoopy" Halloween decoration

[@earthtoapollo9553]

never have i watched a video that “hit the spot” quite like this video

[@amaeliss7827]

1:41 me, 12, being called boyish and autistic: how dare you? me, 20, diagnosed with autism and a trans dude:

[@myboithomas]

Ever since you read out that one post that compared the guys from El Dorado to the Game Grumps I haven't been able to see anything but Dan and Arin in those characters

[@rncstaton9]

The one about bullies is so accurate cause i went to church camp once and a kid was questioning my gender the whole time and well... i am infact trans

[@wsviolets]

4:38 Heard "Frog and mist are my favourite kind of weather" and I agree. I mean- imagine waking up in the morning and looking out the window to see your home enshrouded in mist... Then these adorable frogs hop out to say hello and vibe

[@tobiscuit4572]

"Sometimes I get so jealous of other people's social skills". Is relatable

[@tobiscuit4572]

I'm sorry PHEONIX NUTRIENTS NOW! stabbed me in the gut and spat on my face

[@infiniteshay8660]

My grandmother gets upset at me because my keyring makes noise when I walk but whenever I take it off I give her a heart attack walking around in her house.

[@Starmadien2019]

I was playing Pokemon Sword, found a Snom and now his name is Seymour

[@86fifty]

13:12 - I could HEAR this image MILISECONDS before you voiced it PM... and it fit my thoughts SO PERFECTLY I thought I was telepathic for a second! That moment made my day! XD

[@thefailurefailed6275]

I'm watching this while in the hospital This is some how healing me

[@serina762]

The vmuppet looking towards me was not something I thought it could do

[@popivan428]

Okay about youtube comments How the fuck there isn't world piece i go to comment section of some hungarian nationalist song about reconquering old teritory and comments are just 'greetings from finland' 'much respect from afghanistan' like bruh

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

Physical therapy from Cyana is not something I thought I needed today, but turns out it was everything I needed today

[@Jalbesbe]

I absolutely loved the "It's a Harbinger" 12:22

[@citcoin-official2681]

"Have you ever thought about the number of fictional characters you've absorbed into your personality?" The Mortal asks, in an Innocent way, unaware of what I have done in the vain hope of becoming likeable myself. Unaware that my original being now pilots an ever increasing web of Sub-Personalities constructed from the remains of that which I have absorbed. I answer, "No." And for a moment I fear they will notice the portion of myself that has snaked its way down into yet another of my favoured fandoms to ensnare my latest victim. Their traits are absorbed, in a process that cannot be stopped. For a moment the Mortal is surprised at my sudden change of clothes, but I simply say "It's part of my Creative Process." And their suspicion falls away like snow from the branches of a Great Tree. That was too close. Although I swerved being caught, Once Again I've created an expectation I'll have to manage later. Once they are out of sight, I return to my Endless Cycle of Procrastination, Shitposting, and Writing a random amount of a random story until eventually enough is finished to publish/post an instalment. Such is life for a Writer.

[@phastinemoon]

Yeah, or that’s the BPD talking.

[@mushclone298]

Scouts-Many-Marshes is my Skyrim husband. He loves me and reminds me how starved I am for actual human affection.

[@machfassett5749]

"Have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you've absorbed into your personality?" Me, part of a DID system that at least half of which is comprised solely of fictives: Let's maybe not talk about that please

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

I love how you didn't do too badly until you got to "Namibia", and then just gave up entirely

[@TheBigTopaz]

7:20 Headcanon: They're talking about the "Barbecue Sauce On My Titties" Vine

[@BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123]

My bones are thicc as mr. incredible will always be one of my favourite quotes by tumblr

[@rachelsyrup]

4:15 there was an old comic strip called B.C., about cavemen and various sentient beings like ants and clams. One of the recurring plotlines was that one caveman discovered that the clams had legs, so the clams kept trying to kill him to keep that information quiet.

[@thecat5955]

4:24 clams can also eat fish

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

8:23 He was far from his land as he made his stand ;)

[@wessmoore7894]

He should have played Winged Hussars.

[@galinapersson577]

Or maby night witches? Meby :)

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

@@galinapersson577 UNEXPECTED, UNDETECTED

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

@@PeoplecallmeLucifer wings of glory, tell their story!

[@nikolasluchian9370]

I was cracking my neck while I heard that pasteurize milk joke and almost killed myself

[@silentantagonist2333]

Me laying down: bish I can't slouch, my posture is as straight as me! Me also laying across 3 pillows, my head on a couch arm, and a leg hanging off the couch. But really? That intermission have me a weird anime advertisment intermission from the 2000s when they felt the need to address the viewers directly. I like it. More Father, See More! (I am not responsible for any puns. That's your crime)

[@princettebunnoofweirdness7904]

"Call-out post to all writers! Write" Me, who was playing this video as background noise while I write: Oh. * looks at page * I have not written a word since I opened the video... That was a call-out...

[@sidianslaps574]

2:52 OK FINE, I won't slouch. But only because your adorable!

[@lisahenry20]

6:57 there's a video of someone playing open guitar strings one at a time so you can tune your guitar, but almost all the comments are like "omg this is my favourite song! I played it at my wedding and now I cry every time I hear it" and it makes me laugh because there is one joke about videos of random noises and people always make it.

[@wobblewokgaming655]

If there's ever a new Aladdin reboot (besides the live action one), I want Seymour to play the Genie.

[@VitaEmerald324]

5:16 I don’t even realize it when I’m actually being intelligent most times. Like I will stumble across the smartest thing I’ve said all day and later be like “oh shit that was actually a RATIONAL THOUGHT”. 12:26 Preeeetty sure you just described the plot of Good Omens.

[@jojoschauman6055]

The fact that I identify more with any type of Fae more than humans is scary, to other people, you read this now you owe me your teeth :)

[@lizardlover9941]

11:18 I said NO, then realized that pm might’ve said the same thing at the same time, so I skipped back and- I’m dying lol

[@lizardlover9941]

(Same brain cell-)

[@williambenz9335]

0:53 this mans name got me. Especially cause I finished watching supernatural bout two weeks ago.

[@ethanwing5766]

*me who purposefully discovered how painful it is to put your calf behind your neck because I haven't actually gotten past that age where you just rebel against any and every petty little thing for no reason*

[@Eli-mn5cq]

imma do it

[@jethrotheguy2375]

Yo, I just finished a binge compilation only to be blessed by another, thanks :)

[@dus5037]

You're tired... School was horrid and your emotions were not cooperative with you. Then suddenly.....you hear a certain notification sound. "It couldn't be" you thought but it was... Tis a blessing from the Lord...

[@direwolf3056]

11:50 yeah to me not only was my tears for romantic deprivation, its also toward some characters, my favourite tear shed was about 2 characters, siegward of catarina from DS3 and bt from titanfall 2

[@neriumdelusion]

7:16 , it’s the manga ‘Gyo’ by junji ito, it’s a horror story , heavy on the Body horror and sci fi . Really good but but the images will haunt my mind forever

[@orilenaitsukino]

2:53 i got so scared i almost fell of my chair. WHAT JUST HAPPEND - i mean thank you for yelling at me so sit like a normal person- BUT WHAT JUST FRICKING HAPPEND.

[@H4mSamWich]

4:48 this is great and all until the zombies start popping out and you realize you ran out of arrows and are going to die

[@antoniomromo]

The stretch warning was both adorable and helpful. Thank you 😊.

[@queebles3183]

2:53 I LEAD MY OWN PATH

[@DangerVA]

I listen to these while writing, and whenever one of the callout posts for writers starts being brought up I immediately alt-tab back here

[@benjamina3351]

1:35 My cousin kept implying for years that I'm gay... I've been questioning if she was right for a while now lol

[@hiraeth_neevous]

I had a moment of realization. I shall now draw something and post it on my Instagram while procrastinating homework. Edit: I started it then had an art style crisis

[@alienplatypus7712]

Can we just appreciate flat earthers giving us polio for a sec?

[@epickittymonster4435]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SPLATOON COACHELLA CLIP, MY FRIEND TOLD ME WHEN I DESCRIBED IT THAT IT WAS INCREDIBLY RANDOM BUT NOW I HAVE PROOF THAT IT EXISTS