Weirdest Dreams Ever!

[@SpokenFlesh]

I once had a dream of DickeyDines getting sponsored by War Robots

[@Forest_V19]

Me too, a man can dream, can't he?

[@HighGuy69]

One day, brother...One day

[@sagnik8432]

Well, it happened 😌

[@bootsncatzn4557]

🤦🏻‍♂️👌🤷🏻‍♂️

[@SpokenFlesh]

@@sagnik8432 Yeah, my dream came true :)

[@connerthompson5512]

2:02 I MADE IT BOYS 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 and no Jared, I never did drugs 😂😂

[@boba1mighty]

Username checks out.

[@autumnmiller1292]

Seeing one of your comments or memes or whatever being featured in a video is literally the best feeling though

[@magikbaku5502]

dixsonsnn same

[@mylesmullarney4365]

Are u related to jake Thompson (the comment before u)

[@connerthompson5512]

Myles M I don’t think so haha

[@khorneight]

The spiders were all like three feet tall. Also, super stoked that my dream made it into this video

[@Noxia777]

🤣😭

[@DongBags9319]

Wow. What a coincidence that you, me, and the 2 ton frog all had the same dream.

[@CreatureCrawford]

AYYYY I MADE IT IN A VIDEO! I am constantly having weird dreams honestly but that one really stuck with me hahaha

[@FuerUndVon]

That lawnmower in the background made me think, that i am listening to the most beautiful background-drone-music ever. Love you.

[@jcplaysmusic6257]

Something with the letter two... Way to go Jared

[@TheMotionlessGrave]

I am the fiancé that was indeed awaken by Kayla Crawford laughing in her sleep. Twas odd indeed.

[@greysonevans3381]

Holy shit the legend has appeared

[@JFrohlichMusic]

"I had a dream once that a giant turkey was walking around my town shitting out washing machines." Austin: "was it malicious?"

[@woden999wayne6]

I had a dream that I was in a gas station. Then suddenly there was a transgender Gary busey on a unicycle and he started riding toward me laughing. I ran into a different isle where he couldn't see me. When he came around the corner I tackled him.We fought for a bit and then I pulled out his spine and skull like in the predator movie . Then I walked to the counter and bought some candy. That is where the dream ended.

[@kittysmith8959]

That sounds like something Gary Busey would do.

[@johnf1402]

that sounds like something gary busey would yell to the person next to him on the plane

[@A-man1998]

Did you watch any Gary Busey movies as of recently prior to the dream??

[@iliarusev460]

Bro imagine a giant spider play a blast beat!

[@shawnpierotti4930]

Ilia Rusev it will be infant inialators drummer

[@Forest_V19]

Yeah. Aaron Kitcher is already there.

[@ItsJustaMeNow]

I had a dream that I was captured in a lab, and some evil scientists mutated me into a horrible monster (think Necromorph). I felt the changes too, like my torso ripping in half to make way for the long-ass spine, my arms and legs growing long, and my jaw dislocating to make room for knife-long teeth. There was blood everywhere, and all I could feel was rage at my "creators" for turning me into this thing. I spent the rest of the dream/ nightmare killing all of them, sacrificing myself in the process. I have no idea if that meant anything, but it sounds like it'd make a sick anime scene lol.

[@lucaswm2]

Woah, that's sick af

[@maj.problem3383]

top ten anime revenge scenes?

[@noahmiller6193]

Hey, that's me at 6:42 :)

[@TheWesternFountain]

Had a dream where I died and went to a cultist afterlife. The realm was perpetual darkness with many castle walls linked by dirt paths. While walking along the path I met a girl wearing a hood and armour. I had never seen her before but she starting reciting a poem which despite not knowing, I was able to recite it with her. When the poem finished she hugged me and claimed that we were previously bonded by marriage and I did not remember her. This was so fascinating to me I'm writing it into a book xD

[@chocolatepudding1241]

One time I had a dream that the lava monster from Moana was in my living room, and then a human-sized hamster in an army helmet came up to me and said “we need to eradicate it” and then handed me a juice box. The juice box also functioned as a phone, and had a tiny minigun on it. I then skated around on *nonexistent skates* and shot at the lava monster while the walls of my house fell away to reveal endless darkness. The walls morphed to form a deadly obstacle course, and I skated along, dodging fire and shooting the lava monster. I promise I’m not on drugs 😅

[@thejamman4070]

I'm Weird that sounds pretty rad.

[@snackers199]

I had a dream where I went to a picnic at night in the middle of the desert. I look up at the sky and the stars were HUGE. The stars then started to move in a synchronized motion. I turn around and there is another formation of stars that are flying towards the first formation. I find out that the stars are actually alien spaceships in the middle of a battle, shooting each other with lasers. One spaceship is shot down and crashes in the distance. The explosion caused a mushroom cloud and killed me and everyone around me. That's when I woke up.

[@guilianosciarrotta6696]

Always love DickeyDines Show vids

[@charleswilkes2362]

inhale screaming pt 2?

[@mixtya2411]

A7XFAN 115 A7x fan. Has a slipknot logo

[@aidan8101]

I agree, we as the fanbase deserve an even suckier song

[@bdaarmy9736]

11:32 The fuck was that?🤣🤣🤣

[@stephenyin6711]

This was fucking great! Never laughed so hard during one of your videos, that's saying something. Make this a series!

[@KevinStudent]

Some of my weirdest dreams are with Jared and Austin.

[@mtrctymgtrn9115]

“6 in the morning if you stayed up that late”

[@GlassBoxofDeath]

7:27 A glass box? Of death? Sorry I couldn't help myself

[@sarty23]

AUSTIN! COME TO FINLAND AND WE WILL TAKE A HELLISH LÖYLY IN THE SAUNA!

[@ykitskanyenorth847]

My weirdest dream was I was on a skating rink sword fighting a human sized candle stick but instead of swords we had hockey sticks. I suck at skating.

[@jeremiahstreeter6173]

The fetish of being devoured be something is vore...I think

[@ThyRecneps]

Next Episode: Paranormal Experiences!!!

[@nicoendres7234]

My weirdest dream was finding justin bieber in a lake (that doesn't even exist) in my home town. He somehow was a dolphin... like, he looked nothing like justin bieber but I, for some reason, knew he was the biebs. I then took him home and brought him in my dad's bedroom where my sister and my dad used his fins to do geometry homework (that was specifically weird). Bieber then proceeded to stand up (i don't know how) and sing the first verse of his song first dance over and over again, right into my face. Fucking weird but still somehow enjoyable for me. edit: it was actually the song somebody to love...

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

HARD LOL at Biebsy dolphin xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@RyanConnell5150]

I had to replay the bit where Austin is pretending to be a crocodile cuddling Jared and chomps at him like 3 or 4 times lmao XD

[@TalkingCheeseBurgerr]

Oh god my little brother was obsessed with Boobahs when he was like 2 or 3 years old. He was usually super hyper but when Boobahs came on he would sit still and watch the show without making a sound or moving. There was a bit where there was a suit case in the middle of a field of grass and this narrator with a British accent says "It's a suitcase." then there was a pause and immediately my little brother farts. Lmao. I nearly died of laughter and never forgot that memory.

[@chocolatepudding1241]

When I was a kid I had a dream that I was at a sleepover at a mansion the size of a mall with 20 other kids. Out the window I saw a dark void, and when we went to the gift shop that apparently was in the mansion for some reason, a flying squid the size of the Empire State Building broke through the windows with its tentacles, grabbing several kids, and then dancing and shaking the kids like maracas. Wtf is wrong with me, and why do I always have endless voids in my dreams??

[@Oatinator]

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

[@AethericSoul]

I’m so disappointed I couldn’t contribute because I don’t remember my dreams 😢

[@governmentproperty1158]

Ashton Holtzen-Riley saammeee

[@jeremiahmiller7619]

11:40 Lol, my sister and I nicknamed our dog Boohbah even though her real name is Korra. Specifically, we used a goofy high pitched voice as if it was the dog talking in the third person and referring to herself as Boohbah. For years our mom thought we were just making some random noise until we showed her a picture of Boohbahs. She thought it was the weirdest shit, but we still call her Boohbah more often than her real name.

[@Metaphist]

The spiders love to get their nails done while their kids play on the jungle gym. Makes total sense they'd like to climb about on monkey bars and make webs together and shit.

[@lisah1922]

My scariest dream yet: So when me and my brother were younger, we used to sleep over almost every weekend at my grandparents house. They are literally our neighbors so we walked there. I recently dreamed about doing that again but in the middle of the night me and my brother heard terrifying evil dark screams. My brother didn’t care but I freaked the fuck out, which is a pretty realistic situation. He isn’t scared of anything and I start crying when I see a small bug, anyway I‘m drifting off. So my brother is like „The screams are from the farm, lets look“ and then we went down and opened the door to the farm where the cows are and such and everything looked normal. My brother then found a locked door in the ground hidden under hay. The key was laying next to it, so we opened it. The screams were so fucking loud at this point and it was pitch black. I remember turning on my phone flash light and seeing cages after cages filled with bony death looking beings. All of them had red glowing eyes long tongues and sharp teeth. They all looked at me and I froze and couldn’t move anymore. I felt myself being pushed to them without being able to control it. I screamed for help, my brothers head suddenly fell off and blood spilled everywhere. I tried resisting but soon I was face to face to one of these terrifying beings. I remember exactly what they looked like. Google Rettei Maske, that’s how they looked like. He then ripped my clothing off and then I woke up sweating like hell and being so happy it was just a dream. Seriously that was so terrifying.

[@thebrockmerrittexperience8275]

Jesus fucking Christ that’s horrifying

[@squibblez2517]

I googled that and my immediate reaction was "HOLY FUCK! Good Lord that's terrifying!" I have no idea how that didn't make you have a fucking heart attack or some shit.

[@insanealpaca]

JESUS FUCK that’s scary as hell

[@hawks1ish]

Woah dude I have seriously had a similar dream with hideous creatures with red eyes

[@VerminKing_]

When I was 6 years old, I had a recurring dream where I was depserately trying to sleep while Satan kept turning on the light with hellish laughter. I was so damn frustrated! Btw., listening to Austin and Jared on how to fist fight a rhino was just the best ;D

[@gingerspoon3769]

Super excited to finally be on one of these! Love watching you guys so much! Got my brother hooked on your videos too, so I had to call him and let him know I got on here haha! Also, I didn't stay up late to watch the Boohbahs, I just woke up at 5 am every morning for no reason. Watched Teletubbies too lol

[@javy13100]

You guys are so Washington that you don't know about the different egg finishes lmao!

[@insertmetalnamehere8838]

I have this weird ability where I can force myself awake. Everytime I feel like something is about to go down in a dream, I just force my eyes open and wake up.

[@hayden243]

I just remembered while watching this that a few months ago I had a dream that Jake and Logan Paul were trying to get into my house and I was holding them off with my pocket knife.

[@mangy2fly604]

3:30 Throbbing Gristle - Slug Bait, Live at the I.C.A. London

[@Tongyo42]

Holy shit. I had tears on my eyes on the hard/soft eggs bit.

[@mitchellmckay7302]

3:19 buddy watches too much rick and morty lol

[@benjamintatro8123]

I had a dream where Jared Dines was legit at my house and was hanging out and drinking and shredding the guitar.... this was 100% true

[@frfoljek68]

Being a bassist is actually amazing

[@parkerhoffman4492]

3:20, why does this sound like a Rings Of Saturn music video😂

[@stellabella1113]

Jared at the beginning of this video is a mood

[@jordannewthomas3293]

Ok 10:00 now I'm just imagining a group of people terrified in a house, then one of them looks out of a window and all you hear is bah dah dah dah dah.

[@lisah1922]

Jared knows Castlevania.. Ok I like him even more now :D

[@Monokuma13]

10:57 im pretty sure Soft is when the yolk is runny and hard is when it's not. Well that's what I grew up with

[@deja3963]

The being swallowed fetish is called vore.

[@deja3963]

And the eggs soft or hard references how scrambled you want them

[@damienairalay552]

that's people taking Attack on Titan too far, and i thought Furries are an odd bunch (no disrespect to there subculture, but it aint for me, lol)

[@adamtaddia8070]

17:05 the rhino dream kinda reminds me of a dream I had where I was sitting in a kitchen, next to the faucet. I was trying really hard to only use hot water, because if I used cold water I knew something bad would happen, but I didn't know what. My urges were to strong, and I turned on the cold knob. I then saw three dudes in an airplane. What turning on the cold water did was summon a colossal , emaciated, blood spattered skeleton like creature with grey, featureless eyes and sharp teeth. The creature tore through the hull of the plane, took away two of the guys, and he impaled them on giant metal spikes (I think they may have been tips of buildings). He then took the third dude, threw him in the air, and clapped his hands with enough force to turn the dude into nothing but blood over his two friends.

[@jesuszamora7419]

Love Austin's shirt👌

[@LavenderNoise42]

How do you Jared BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@yodawg.9500]

I once had a dream where I was being nursed in a hammock made of webs, by a spider. The spider was also apparently a fairy and the scene suddenly transitioned with me watching a corporate CEO take a shit in the shittiest bathroom stall I've ever seen. There was shit on the floor, on the sink, and shit smeared on the wall. I woke up and refused to eat breakfast.

[@xFATBOYDSIx]

1030 to 1040. When Austin is laughing too intense that he cant talk for a second was the best part of the video for me. For some reason, his laugh is sometimes funnier that the joke 😂😂😂

[@kanecobe]

2:00 my name is connor thomson, spelled different but it shook me when you said it and i wasn't looking at my monitor.

[@scottbruckner4653]

I once had a dream where I was in another persons body and another fuckface was in mine. I remember my voice in the other body was totally different... I also had a dream where the FBI swooped in and gunned down my Pa.

[@TheHive616]

'Another fuckface was in mine' I dunno why that made me laugh so hard, but it was fantastic. Like 'hey, this fuckface is driving my shit around!'

[@Fey_Fatale]

11:38 I have a ton of weird dreams, but instead am going to share something from irl. In college, I hadn't slept for probably going on 40 hours. I got home from class, was channel surfing, and ran across Boohbah. That shit + insomnia was HILARIOUS. Would probably work high as well. But the paranoia might just make it scary. They also inexplicably make farting noises when they do their little dance.

[@sober4687]

I love these videos, there so funny

[@CT-Dana]

7:15 that's actually a real computer game. I played that in middle school.

[@zanebrownmusic]

I Just Wish These Videos would Never End 😭

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

When I was 7 I had this dream where I was at recess and someone wanted my swing and as soon as I got off the swing this massive pitch black abyss opened up and as soon as I fell in I woked up sweating.

[@mvargo9041]

I wish I’d seen y’all asking about our weird dreams sooner! I used to have dreams of completely random 20-30 second situations, wake up, forget about them, then have them happen in real life. I’d sit there for a good while thinking about the random thing our band director was showing the class, or something my sister had just told me and wonder why I had such an intense sense of deja vu before finally being like “oh yeah, I’ve dreamt this before.”

[@ajsazerdo3740]

Lol, my favorite band is Alice in Chains, and one night I dreamt about going to their concert and meeting all the guys and then they invited me to be in the band with them. We were on tour and when we finished with the tour I asked the guys if any of them was free the day after to go to my mom's place with me and surprise her cause she loves Alice in Chains too. It turned out that Sean and Jerry were free that day so we drove to my mom's place in a black Lamborghini that had really awesome speakers and while we were on our way there we were listening to the Alice in Chains Dirt album and rocking out to it on full volume. When we arrived to my mom's house I called her and told her that I got her a Lamborghini, but I didn't tell her about Sean and Jerry coming with me. She walked up to the car and then the guys and I got out of it and she just stood there and didn't know what to say. I told her to give us a ride in the car and then I woke up. When I told my mom about that dream the other day the only thing she said was: "Congratulations for getting invited in the band" and then she told me how she dreamt about going on an Alice in Chains concert with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell and she saw me and Layne singing together and she yelled "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER EVERYONE!" but nobody except Chris and Eddie heard her.

[@CJ_YT.]

Haha dude that's sick, they're my favourite band too, I dreamed about playing live with them once

[@tyronejamallaquantitusjack9285]

Please act some of these out for a video! 1000/10 would watch!

[@LexiPixeL_]

I had a dream that I lived in a big house with a popular streamer, a bunch of his friends, and my former bandmate. I came down the stairs to the kitchen where I saw my bandmate, who was on the phone. I said what's up, and he put up his finger as if to say "gimme a sec this is important". I proceed to start making breakfast for myself and I overhear him saying "Look, grandma, all I'm saying is it would take a lot of midgets to take down the Big Show."

[@creatorshadow8343]

0:03 Fuckingkillme.mp4

[@crimsonrabbit8110]

19:37 has no one watched the revenant before?😂

[@mu7es]

I once had a recurring nightmare where this goblin dude kept trying to steal this towel off my face and it unironically scared me for a long time

[@brbeast185]

I asked my mom the eggs question... I got grounded.

[@neon-pw3lv]

Last night I had a dream that I was at my school's band practice. There was a store worth of food and I was eating it all. Then there was a fellow metalhead at my school playing the guitar part of Psychosocial on a grand piano and my friend and I were screaming the chorus. Probably the most pleasant dream I've ever had.

[@gersonmateo602]

When jared said "is there someone mowing the lawn, " there literally was someone mowing their lawn outside my house.

[@ramij9672]

A guy got crushed by a speeding car full of giant hotdogs as he was passing the street. Jared: There's a fetish for that y'know?

[@karolinakira8576]

Once I dreamt that I was a soviet dictator and i was comig back to Moscow on a horse. The first thing that came in my head when I woke up was "wow that was pretty weird, I can't ride a horse"

[@blackbirdsfly]

I think Conner Thompson was just REALLY addicted to Hello Neighbor.

[@raymondjohn1925]

Jared sounded like Mickey Mouse in the intro😂😂

[@Miningfordiamonds1]

One of my dreams I opened for my favorite band once, and after the show in the back we hung out and they liked our music so much we went on tour and at the end of the tour we had an emotional goodbye and the lead singer/guitarist drew a symbol that I drew as soon as I woke up and now it’s the logo on my custom guitar I made, getting tattooed on me and is my bands logo.

[@ellastevenson879]

I had a friend who told me she had a dream where there was this weird guy just following her and making puns, I was watching one of your videos at the time and she points to Austin and says that he was the weird man making the puns. She has never seen one of your videos before.

[@HiThereFaceHere]

Want some crazy ass dreams? Become a parent. Worst dreams imaginable. My dreams are so fucked up now that it's actually fucking with me in real life.

[@SirSblop]

I just remembered a nightmare I had years ago. It was probably the most metal dream I have ever had and probably will ever have. The setting was a desert city, think Mad Maxx Fury Road if it wasn't post apocalyptic. There was this weird ass machine that was like one of those giant mining trucks, but it ran on the bodies of half-demon looking people. The truck bed acted as the fuel tank, and it was full of dismembered corpses; me and a handful of those half-demons were alive in there, I was just standing there freaking out or something but the others were walking around eating bits of body. I woke up feeling a little sick.

[@cobaltfang3094]

I made it in the video. 11:08 The dream was exactly what you think. I had the dream when I was 7. I was in a hotel and the crocodile was stalking me near a fountain conveniently in the lobby. Somehow we got married and had three human children. And we did live at the hotel like in the Suite Life. It was so strange, I ended up having the same dream again several years later. I had so many more bizarre dreams but this was the strangest one haha,

[@systematic3414]

Best intro ever.

[@MrOriginalDahudge]

When I was little, I always had a dream that there was a girl playing the flute as I jumped in a lake and drowned. I woke up feeling as if I was falling.

[@LividMoodflow]

Lucid dreams are the worst. Once had a lucid nightmare and woke from it screaming, only to later realize i was still dreaming and the monster was still after me. Finally woke up for real and felt really disoriented.

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

My dreams are really fucking weird man People says dreams have some sort of meaning. I call bullshit

[@erinrichardson1368]

I've been told that it's bad to die in your dreams, I die in almost every one and never wake up...I'm not sure what that means lol

[@tomthetitan3697]

Austin was thinking with his other head that day 8:47

[@bizzarehuman]

I'm a little late lol. My weirdest dream where I was running ontop of buildings, assassin's creed style. I slipped and fell into a muddy creek sorta thing filled with alligators. Then I got eaten. I then watched my funeral. It was odd.

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

I had a dream where Disturbed was setting up for a concert in my Grandparents’ living room of all places. I asked what song they were gonna play and it was Hell off their B-side album The Lost Children. I was visibly disappointed by this because I tried to be a little Puritan at 14, (I come from a devout, Evangelical Christian family, and I still am one as well) and they looked pissed enough to kill me. I ran away and that’s the last thing I remember.

[@coolguyhino92]

11:34 --> 11:35 The color saturation changes.

[@dangitdoodles]

8:45 Austin's DICKey, goes to school

[@Auridus]

I got really fucking sick this last winter and was having trouble breathing. I was trying to sleep but I kept waking up, constantly having trouble breathing. My brain tried to rationalize it in my dreams by having me get attacked by dementors and having them "kiss" me, sucking the air out of my lungs. After this happening for half the night, I called it good and got up to watch KZbin.

[@systematic3414]

I had a dream once that I was in a blizzard and I stopped to ask for help and it just happened to be your house Jared, so we proceeded to just hang out and play music.

[@XandycamX]

I’d fight the rhino, i get sketched by bears

[@strongstrummin4078]

0:00 Jared sounds like Mickey Mouse

[@mangocorpse8433]

Jared always looks drunk af in the intros

[@noahb4645]

I had a dream that we drove under our refrigerator and there was a HUGE mall under it.

[@QuackSpeed]

I had a dream where pants were evil, and posessed you. Like, if you put on pants, they take control of your brain, and the only way to free yourself from the tyranny of pants was to submerge your skull underwater for 30 seconds, at which point you will puke out a wax kitten. Like, a full sized kitten made of wax. idk what the fuck was goin on in my brain then.

[@christianzombievampire]

I had a dream that Neil Patrick Harris was a lamp and kept trying to sell me car insurance