Sharks featuring Paul de Gelder | I Don’t Know About That with Jim Jefferies #18

In this episode, the team discusses sharks with shark attack survivor, Paul de Gelder.
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[@geoff2027]

A Kiwi here. We love you to Jim(Geoff). Great episode, enjoy this project ... The 4 of you make a great team.

[@lisagoldring1970]

As a Canadian, who is half French, the accent is spot on 😂

[@eemoogee160]

Were you called Pepsi?

[@nartouzumaki8232]

my biggest fear always was getting attacked by a shark .. i'd be dead in a second just from the shock .. to see good things happen like Paul surviving the attack and he still wants to protect Sharks .. that just shows his great heart and attitude .. he gives a good example of how you can still live a meaningful Life even after an accident or Tragedy ..

[@gwick358]

These things are so fun. My favorites so far are the alcohol one and the navy seals one. This one is good too.

[@Thefancyplate]

What’s the largest shark in the world, Mark Cuban🤣🤣🤣

[@Benderkekekekekeke]

I was thinking about San Jose Sharks players, they got skates so they are all pretty tall.

[@babbotfinklestein9513]

Going to bed to Jim talkin bout sharks. My dreams are gonna be awesome

[@AK907guy]

The reason Jim's brother likes Forest so much is because he knows exactly what it feels like to try to wrangle and keep Jim on track I bet

[@damn6448]

Australian Johnny Sins Twin Brother

[@kimaboe]

That's why Jim said he looked familiar at the start...

[@MauroNigro]

paul is such an amazing human being.respect

[@darrenferguson7525]

I love waking up to a jim podcast 😍

[@samj.savage]

Jim's take on the French vs. French Canadian thing, around the 8min mark is petty much on point. Here's a solid 8/10 for you, mate!

[@IHeartZui]

Jim looks like some ones fashionable grandma

[@lisabass7584]

John Creighton Crowley lol

[@skoll_2024]

Who also bedazzles her vajazzle.

[@Bass.sick.b1tch]

Too bad you guys couldn’t have had Anthony Jeselnik on as well, you guys could have had a shark party

[@ramonlo7386]

Harvey Manfrenchensen smile you son of a bitch...shark party

[@BobbyBinky]

Anthony Jeselnik is not funny

[@Probednz]

Jim... Kiwi here... you're always welcomed back bro... after 14 day stay in one of our military controlled quarantine hotels... fun times!

[@drmojo5439]

I thought Kiwi's were from New Zealand, not Australia, as implied early-ish in the podcast?

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Ah, yeah. Not only did probenz give no indication that Kiwis are from Australia, his comment would make absolutely no sense if he was saying that (why would Jim need another Australian to welcome him back to Australia and when he is Australian?). What on earth are you reading?

[@Mooza1]

I'm so happy that Jack can read.

[@johncollectsstamps]

What a great guest - such a positive attitude, and also a great sense of humour.

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

32:24 "I don't even know what words you're saying right now" - Kelly. Hahah, as an Australian I can kind of understand how someone who speaks English in another country would be like "billabong, jolly swagman, Waltzing Matilda....what?" haha, it's a culture thing for sure!

[@Gorongirl]

Paul has taken something tragic and done something really great with it. Thanks Paul!

[@matwyder4187]

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "What's that dumb game with the bats", later turned out it was not the drugs.

[@SergeKulyk]

"We can cut that for you if you'd like" - didn't get enough credit.

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

4:34 - favourite reference in this episode ahaha .

[@Megabob777]

Awesome episode and so happy it's a longer episode

[@Leftyotism]

23:20 LOL 😂👌

[@rem299]

Cant help thinking this would be better with sombody replacing ''forrest''.

[@rem299]

Well no but the girl is fine, she's borderline funny sometimes and she just go's with the flow. That jack guy only chimes in when he's got somthing of relevence to add, he's alright. I know forrest is the ''host'' so he's ofcourse got to be more vocal than those 2 but he's got a bunch of weired habits that really annoy me. I'de be happy to just listen to jim for an hour straight lol.

[@santeria720]

Agree 💯

[@XHermsx]

Awesome show great job.

[@JohnBS75]

There's a golf course pond in Australia where Bull sharks are happily living. Locals will through steaks into the water to feed them.

[@pikasnipe1]

Chicken + mayo/oil + chicken menstruation = Chicken Salad. Mind blown.

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Ceasar salad is worst. Eating the chicken mixed with what would have been its baby. Fuck that's harsh

[@andrewsholin8128]

Stillborn shark, do do dodo dodo...

[@galesito1733]

Re: the French and French Canadians, The Simpsons is dubbed in two versions of French: one for the French and one for the French Canadians. They also change the jokes depending on the version.

[@emdiar6588]

Americans do the same with British documentaries. They rerecord the off screen narration because American producers don't even credit their target audience with the brains/tolerance to listen to a non American accent.

[@eemoogee160]

@@emdiar6588 subtitles are also verboten

[@lisabass7584]

Love you Jim you’re funny

[@lisabass7584]

Jack is an otter😂😂😂😂

[@anwaranwarman9498]

Quality over quantity PLEASE

[@kazekasheda9966]

A Feta flavored soda? Fuck it I'd try that, get working on that Jack, give em what they want!

[@oppanheimer]

Best show on KZbin.

[@marcphillips9424]

Jack read my comment!!!! ... bout Kelly... that's fuckin awesome... although ive been following Jim for ever... Kelly is fuck funny.... So stoked

[@pietervermaak1088]

Ok, so I'm just wondering. Is it just me or did I see Jim grinding his teeth? Adderall or just a bit of a "swoosh!" before the show?? A question for "Comment World"? Pieter Vermaak _ South Africa_

[@Ana_Lev]

Perth WA- Bullsharks swim in the swan river!

[@waynebridges3181]

A Billabong is a pond left when a curve in a river is cut off. The river forges a straighter path and the curve is isolated from the flow.

[@v8holdentiger]

It's also a poor man's version of a Paddle Pop

[@northcountrybhoy]

Its not really a pond though as they need to still be connected to the main water source even if not in its direct flow. Id say a billabong is more like a creek than a pond.

[@RSauce24]

On Penn&Teller's Bull$hit they had a guy on the circumcision episode that claims you can get your foreskin back by stretching it down over a weight and taping it. Eventually it supposedly stretches back out.

[@theflopper1192]

im glad Jims wearing the new rhinestone make america great again hat xx

[@phillwithanf6698]

I LOVE SHARKS

[@georgeedward602]

We know less about our oceans than we do about space. It is a glorious time for exploring. Yeah, a little stoned but I still..cant wait to get in the water. maybe ten feet behind the other guy but still...lol

[@cingoz1995]

Hi JIM !!!

[@moneyblackblood]

You should do a podcast on beards featuring one or more members of the Aussie ex-band The Beards.

[@davidbright6790]

If your dad doesn't have a beard... 🤣

[@WingsaberE3]

Can definitely verify how curious they are. Was swimming along the beach of an island in Kiribati and I got that spidey-sense tingle and turned around to see a 6-foot grey tip following me. I jerked a bit in shock and it darted away but I’m pretty sure it was following me for a while.

[@bingobango301]

Intros r funny af..

[@pizzapunk8816]

someone needs to tell jim that's a chicks hat.

[@zombie8myface898]

I wish they would live stream this on youtube too. :( Either that or its not giving me the notifications.

[@otakuman706]

Do they livestream on Facebook or something?

[@PF-Fly]

They don’t livestream, they actually shoot it a few weeks before releasing it. A few episodes ago Jim did a segment where he tried to talk about Trump’s current affairs as if the episode was shot live. So he was actually guessing what Trump would do in the coming weeks. Funny thing is, he wasn’t far off. The asshat is so predictable.

[@otakuman706]

@@PF-Fly ah OK, when the op said stream this on KZbin too I figured I missed it as I don't really use FB or much other social media type stuff.

[@AmLaPaCa]

You guys were either tripping or smoked a big fat doobie before the recording!

[@cjtjets5941]

Haven't heard doobie in a while but I like it (like the doobie brothers)

[@dryherbvoter]

Sharks are around as early as spring.

[@antondalemma5484]

Love Jim's calculator.

[@skoll_2024]

Jim, never swim in the Brisbane river. Dogs are “lost” all the time. Teaming with Bull sharks.

[@Red_Sun329]

This is quickly becoming one of my favourite podcasts, will there be more in studio guests as the show goes on ? Lotta love from the England and Irn Bru is amazing

[@andrewthompson6908]

iwas surfing off philip island in victoria and a back shadow 9 foot long passed under my 5'8" noard i got the fuck out of the water.and drove home to the gland above the sbow line.

[@andrewthompson6908]

jimbo you fuken legend. i learnt to surf at the beach harold holt disapered at. i only ever saw one shark.

[@jojosanfransciscolateedah8908]

Hello good people. Love you all. Just had to comment on the coke design thing. Because I had a vision regarding the Pepsi art brand. Long story and relevation short. Hopefully. Brief explanation..... I am a long time dead head. Totally love the grateful Dead ❤️. But I have always wondered if they kinda copied the Pepsi logo with the Stealy face logo. They are pretty crafty folks. What is your thoughts on this? I m not saying I mind. I'm a coke girl. So I really don't have a horse in this race. Peace and love!!

[@otakuman706]

Edit- they went back on this later on, and his advice is probably better, pushing them away instead of being aggressive. Though if already mid 'interaction' - About the punching them in the nose, and I'm far from an expert, but from the few I've heard about on this topic, they say going for an eye gouging is generally the much better option to try, rather than that old punch to the nose. Also heard that it may also be better trying to like fuck with their gills, like jamming your arm into them; either could be hard, so it'll depend on the circumstances and what's 'easiest' to do/reach. For a few reasons - as Jim said you may not get much strength behind it in the water, and many people aren't super accurate throwing a punch even in normal circumstances, let alone in a sudden situation underwater. It can also be a bad choice given the proximity of this target to their mouth, and some of the common angles of their face that many sharks have, possibly causing you to basically just jab your arm into their mouth. One other part is that many (idk if it's all, I imagine their may be a few outliers) try to protect their eyes at the moment when they go in for an attack. Either by closing their 'normal' eyelids or using a clear membrane that helps to protect the eyes without completely compromising their vision, among other things. Losing an eye, or both, can be a big problem obviously, so getting a good gouge in supposedly really helps to deter them from continuing the attack. Edit 2 - shit, wasn't far enough through to when he said this - another bit of random shark info - though idk if it's actually super common among many species or just a few, but some sharks will eat many or all of their siblings before actually being born.

[@SexyBeets]

great

[@P.dripps92]

It's kind of insane but we do blow up mountains so avalanches don't happen. It's weird but it's a thing

[@trimbotee4653]

Great podcast! Lots of laughs.

[@Thespurcrow]

Have to say those numbers seem low. We’ve had six deaths in Australia this year with 19 attacks. That’s with three warmer months to come heading to summer.

[@bassamchakelli6344]

I know at the time they started putting the drum lines in 2014 there were 8 deaths around the world. Same year 15 ppl died using a selfie stick.

[@Phoenix-ug1ru]

58:42 ah now, have pity for what Dane used to be xD

[@aXi0n1]

Looks like Jim had a rough night.. Jimmy And The Shakes! That aside - another good one in the books. Happy to see Jack getting some air time, 4-5 years of good work like that and he might get with 2 more girls!

[@juffkasvennsson4609]

I thought that too. He looks terrible

[@eemoogee160]

Shark lifespan: 80 years, Shark top speed: 80 mph~^^

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Speaking of the chicken salad with mayo being bizarre, I always thought chicken fried rice with an egg scrambled in was the most metal shit ever. Same concept but the food the animal might've pecked at is also in the dish. "And we're gonna rub you in your period"

[@brianvalero6272]

its true what he says about accents. Caribbean spanish speaker here. when I hear a spaniard talk its like that. so freaking proper it's annoying. and I assume they must think I sound like a moron who never learned to talk properly

[@Jizag123]

Gang gang

[@matwyder4187]

I'm quite astonished you didn't manage to kill Jay Leno. Two chances, two misses. What a bunch of losers. Keep up the good work! :)

[@bassamchakelli6344]

Loved this!! Bloody Jim, kept on cutting into Pauls responses, just as Paul was educating us u ruined it. Someone needed to mute u once in a while. Thanks for bringing this to us, what am amazing human!! (not u Jim, your guest, but u r still awesome)

[@younggordan8748]

There was a fatal shark attack today on the Gold Coast

[@northcountrybhoy]

First one on the gold Coast in over 50 years.

[@Mr.Chicken815]

Oh yea, brooklyn 99, thats all you need :)

[@rebeccaburnett130]

11:10 is that crackhead Elton John or has Jim went to Vegas for a week

[@pittypatterputzzler5311]

More people get killed by coconuts than sharks.

[@poopandfartjokes]

I don’t know about Paul’s arguments. I really don’t think he has a leg to stand on... I’ll show myself out

[@marcbeebee6969]

47:00 it's Latin mate, from the Romans. As a kind of international language. O yes have a guest about the Roman empire

[@BierdopjeNL]

Lol, when I read the title I thought there was a Dutch guest. I guess he is of dutch decent tho.

[@northcountrybhoy]

The Dutch were in Australia before the English. It was originally called New Holland by Europeans. Even New Zealand is named after a place in the Netherlands.

[@Koreviking]

Zealand is in Denmark.

[@mattburnett4185]

A shark is a vertebrate (not an invertebrate)

[@denimagana7873]

I also use my left

[@mikemichaelmusic09]

Go straight to the Comments Section and see what The Experts have to say about this Video....

[@nartouzumaki8232]

some stuff like "First" i gues..

[@mp9574]

I drank cockta in Slovenia and it is fucking discusting, jaeger with bubbles without alcohol....FUCK THAT

[@spacebees86]

I'm Canadian, and learned proper french in school. I have a hard time talking to Quebec people. Their french is not the french I was taught. I've never heard them called pepsi though. And the ones I've met were fairly nervous that english canadians would discriminate against them. We don't hate you, Quebecuers! We uh.. just don't understand you.

[@eemoogee160]

That's wild that your public education didn't emphasize Quebec French. Very surprising. I understand the relationship between Quebec and English Canada is complicated, but I assumed that bilingualism was encouraged officially.

[@spacebees86]

@@eemoogee160 It is only Officially, like government stuff, consumer goods, etc. A lot of Canadians can't speak french, or can't speak english. French was an elective after elementary. I wish it had focused more on local french

[@marcbeebee6969]

Lol poor forest getting to much shit. I like the order you bring to the show. Marc the German Ooo he will hate being called funny by Germans 😂

[@andrewthompson6908]

haf the south cost is closed to swimers because of all the sharks feeding on beached whales.

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Orca is the Don of the sea, I remember watching a video of a fight between on and a shark and apparently the killer whale held it under the water upside down and it drowned.

[@juffkasvennsson4609]

Jim hears 2 fuckin words and knows the guest is Australian.

[@greenmeat1270]

a billabong is an estuary on the side of a river

[@eemoogee160]

not a pond on a farm? is that what he said...

[@banned4941]

Forrest is a Hints Nazi. Making fun of poor Jack, but on the mushrooms episode Jack tried to give Jim a hint and Forrest, the Hints Nazi snapped at Jack: "You don't give Jim hints". Are you afraid you will lose your role of official hints supplier Forrest? Don't be a Nazi and let the boy do some of the work. Jack is the future, and the future is now old man.

[@axlrosegnr]

Forrest is the weakest link on this show by far. Would be much better without him.

[@owainharris]

His Kiwi accent sounds more South African ....

[@BobsYirUncle]

Iron bru is gash and I’m fae Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

[@JimmiHoevring]

Then you would know that it is NOT called "Iron Bru"... It's called "Irn Bru"

[@BobsYirUncle]

Autocorrect yi melt

[@thegoatchild3545]

The word of the day is AMBIDICKSTROUS.

[@northcountrybhoy]

Its sounds like a kiwi saying ambidextrous

[@thegoatchild3545]

northcountrybhoy yes.....but he said something a bit different.😉

[@northcountrybhoy]

@@thegoatchild3545 yeah I heard the difference its just when I read your comment I realised I sounded like a kiwi saying ambidextrous haha

[@andrewthompson6908]

lizzaplease explain to the yankers that it snows in aus.

[@joelgarvie8768]

Rodney Rodney Rodney!!!

[@Gguy061]

Can you guys not give away what the guest is an expert in at the title, so listeners can play along and try to guess? The mystery will build excitement

[@ereseminole]

mayo is egg whites

[@alenhodzic2620]

44.17 dude picks his underarm and sniffs it 🙉

[@sf1532]

Regarding french Canadians it's 'peppers' not 'pepsis' afaik.

[@lowellthomson1958]

Nah, in the eighties it was both. I grew up there. It was 'pepsi' because French Canadian teens were stereotyped as drinking Pepsi instead of coke, and eating Mae West snack cakes instead of Joe Louis. So they'd get called 'Pepsi," or "PepsiMaewest". Pepper was also common but I don't know where that originated. It was there throughout the eighties.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

It's taken this long to get to sharks? Hopefully N@zis, next week.

[@launchpadmcquack9305]

I'm a righty that fiddles lefty.

[@audibleseekz]

Before this episode I wondered what Jack's job was, and at the same time I was sure I could do it better than him. This episode hasn't changed anything.

[@pawelzawislak1671]

Why protect sharks not other fish? A good question, considering that fish are most abused animals on the planet, just as if they were swimming vegetables. Sharks, tuna, sardines... whatever, none of them should be eaten. None of them deserves to be killed. All fish deserve to be free in their natural habitat where they belong. Experts say that if we're going to fish with the current pace, we're gonna have fishless ocean by 2050, which is going to be catastrophic for the planet and its inhabitants. Eat plants instead. I used to be a big meat-eater too, so if I could go vegan, anyone can.

[@PF-Fly]

If Jack reads your comment for “Comment World” then it’s a shit comment. The kid wouldn’t know humor if it bent him over. Jim, if you’re looking for a replacement for Jack, give me a shout.