Shart Week with Bert Kreischer - YMH Highlight

Did you ever think you were pushing out a fart, but in actuality it was much more than that? Christina P, Tom Segura, and Bert Kreischer swap stories about their worst brown-related L's on Your Mom's House Podcast.
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[@ColinHarding]

Christina twirling her hair listening to Tom describe his runny shits = true love

[@Dante9345]

Colin Harding on some real shit

[@clintholcombe1243]

Dante9345 @11

[@AfroNinjia]

For sure, personally that's what I look for in a woman. My last first date I was on I asked her about her most recent shart...she spit out her chili...and hasn't texted me back...it's been four months.

[@jarrettchrist]

Dante9345 no pun intended

[@ianjohnson6666]

@@AfroNinjia you ever find true love my friend ?

[@Tom-it6gi]

I love that they were counting on Bert for a shart story for shart week and he literally had one from the day before. 😂

[@stuartschroeder2308]

I thought this was shark week highlights, was very surprised when they started talking about sharts. Will fully read the titles a little better in the future but im here so when in Rome...

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

If it helps, you're not the only one🤷🏼‍♂️

[@AvantHorizon]

Now you know how I feel having to cram all those lousy shark videos

[@metalslave199]

Well...I'm bumping into this highlight 2 years later I read "shark" too. I thought it was about shark week as well...fantastic. 😅

[@Enjoymentboy]

This soooo takes me back to when I was 11 years old and I was spending the summer with my father. We had been at a pool party on the friday night before and he had a LOT of beer. On saturday morning we were out in the back yard mowing the lawn and doing general yard work. I remember he was wearing these small satin shorts (this was in the 1970's) and steel toe work boots and he looks at me and say "Hey. Check this out" and lifts a leg to crack one. I can still hear the bubbling as the sh*t poured out of him and ran down his leg filling his boot. He just stood there too afraid to move and looked at me and said "Go get the hose". I was laughing so hard I couldn't drag the hose over to him because it was so tangled and he was getting more and more angry with me. He finally had enough and just stomped over to me and every time his right foot hit the ground there was a very clear squish sound which of COURSE made me laugh harder. I stood there doubled over in laughter as he hosed himself off and cleaned out his boot. He stormed inside to take a shower and get changed but when he came outside a few minutes later he was laughing too and he clearly finally realised it was VERY funny. We laughed about that for years.

[@speedfreakjive8843]

This made me HOWL

[@TheRealdal]

🤣

[@jeffseifert4820]

Holy fuck my man, that was the funniest thing I’ve read in years. I had to spend about ten minutes laughing before I could do anything else. Just wanted you to know that story made me week. Cheers.

[@TS-nk5yx]

Now that’s the shit 💩! 😂this made me crack 🤭 a smile n I couldn’t stop laughing. My dad and my uncles wore those shorts in the 70s. My uncle was always lifting his leg and farting 💨 I’m surprised he never sharted! 😂🤣 🤣 😂

[@libertyhannah451]

I love how Bert took his jacket off like a 5 year old- straight up arms inside out 🤣🤣

[@wisterV]

Describe a while? “Roughly three days with a few exceptions” Bert’s sense of time vs reality?

[@alexanderkarpenko]

Bert has no filter whatsoever and thats why we love him haha

[@KR-ki9hw]

I am getting so educated.

[@evega413]

I was laughing so hard at how serious this conversation was, that I didnt think it was real haha.

[@RT-tj1nn]

Bart “Mississippi Wet Wipe” Chrysler

[@jimgroff6880]

Alabama

[@rodgerza2]

Ohio

[@thatstrangearoma3301]

Kentucky

[@laylaluann9541]

I am so using this phrase now. This is pure gold

[@adammadison6424]

I love the way Tina is looking at Tom while he’s telling his shart story with eyes that still shows she loves him and is like twirling her hair. What love!

[@DanielZeal]

Did you mean Christine?

[@tegridysatan9555]

@The All Rounder 2 ChrisTINA

[@wesleyswaters8643]

This is my first video of this pod cast, and its absolutely unbelievably horrifically memorizing. I feel so grateful and blessed to have witnessed this radio gold. My soul is shinning with glee.

[@irkmcspamtroll2556]

My sexual attraction to Bart will never end.....mostly because it never started.

[@zetnom89]

IrkMcSpamtroll you got him...

[@youngmessi1083]

I bet you were drinking when you posted this😆😆😆

[@AV-wn7xz]

Who is Bart?

[@barnacle1505]

Ay carumba....

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

Maybe get his name right.

[@DT-lq1ds]

Get yourself a woman who looks at you the same way Christina looks at Tom during a shart story. ❤️

[@laylaluann9541]

They both share their sharts together it is a beautiful thing. True love

[@Greiwulfe]

The worst thing is that fart that feels like a normal fart and you rip it and everything is going swimmingly and the very last millisecond is just a wet squirt. The ultimate betrayal.

[@marks2091]

No truer words ever spoken. "You dont shit on the bus". Tshirt worthy.

[@KevMuller]

the laughing in the background gets me, its a constant laugh track :D

[@Fizzy944]

3:28 I fucking lost it.... full tears on my face.... out of no where.... Bert never fails us!

[@dzfz2100]

Omg me too

[@Laura-qo5tx]

Thank you for this. I was telling my friend about Shart Week and this is the perfect summation ♥️

[@penniewyatt9391]

It’s not the garlic, unless it’s spoiled. Most likely the cauliflower.

[@no1noob194]

Bert rocking the T-Dot hat, much love from Canada!

[@NORMASHBASH]

Because of this highlight, you guys saved my ass. Literally. Had a small hemorrhoid and got it taken care of. 👍🏽👏🏽

[@darkgedi]

Sharts are cool. Bart is a very cool guy.

[@td8069]

#coolguyclub

[@youngmessi1083]

This episode went right in the toilet 😆

[@yourmomisanicelady8186]

I operate heavy machinery for a living and I shart at least once a month at work lol

[@brandonlucas2101]

@James Cooper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats so much to take in right now

[@DCDLaserCNC]

Bert stories are always the best!

[@sejennings1986]

I fucking love you guys. That's all. Im bingewatching. You two are perfection together.

[@lachazaroony]

Love the Toronto hat Bert! Kudos from Canada bro!

[@danp4175]

Tom looks thrilled to be discussing this topic.

[@viino1044]

holy shit “the mississippi wet wipe” i was actually shocked to hear that burt does that and that i’m not alone or a complete physco.. instant like.

[@Mordecai9052]

Wet Wipes Are sold in stores.

[@swisscheeseplease97]

It’s so gross 😂 why. Why not wet the paper with water instead of your saliva 😂

[@viino1044]

@@swisscheeseplease97 desperate times calls for desperate measures.. and then i realized that burt is actually so fucking disgusting so i decided i’m never going to share this information with anybody else, ever

[@carlhall9136]

good to see other podcast taking after the true OG’s with Shart Week, Tom and Dan

[@moe6906]

As someone from Toronto, I LOVE THE HAT!! 👍🏻🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@Socratichash]

Buddy said "wourshington"

[@imthatguybro5194]

This dude has the wildest stories wtf. Ice cube suppository. Classic

[@emmetLshavinski]

Love that Fez Whatley was mentioned

[@ashleyirwin1320]

😂 hilarious

[@jonvia]

Imagine clicking on this clip without having any idea who these three crazy people are. Tremendous!

[@pranc236]

Berts best interview yet.

[@anabolicinsider]

I’m crying

[@Thelastthingyouwillremember]

Shart week 2022 coming up 🙏

[@SHACOBES123]

Oh Christina you're perfect.

[@todosanimales]

This made me feel so much better about the health of my colon

[@JB511391]

I just laughed so hard I almost sharted

[@CryptoJesus001]

How does this clip only have 135k views.... It should easily be in the 2-3 mil range! fucking hilarious!!!

[@diablankos]

rewatching this, why is no one talking about the fact that ari has a third ball

[@Scorpiobw]

I excitedly clicked on this video b/c I read the title as "Shark Week w/ Bert Kreischer." I Love the stupid animal clips b/c of Rogan's Podcast. 😆 lol

[@MikeFlamingo]

I'd felt weird about spitting on my toilet paper my whole life till Bruce said this

[@everfragoso6313]

Totally read the title wrong lol i was like cool there going to talk about shark week

[@jc-zh9kl]

good content

[@Montrose173]

Loving the 416 hat...

[@ajpoopieschitz]

In 2015 I sharted through my basketball shorts and stained my mom's off-white couch. I left for boot camp the very next day. Love ya, mom!

[@orrytownes2766]

What up, spray-fart Jeanses.

[@bena6565]

Bert… What happens on Monday mornings? 😂

[@MrManny77]

Why did i watch this while i was eating.

[@alexmartin9951]

They call that a “Havana Omlette” loo

[@joshhorn5131]

My absolute worst shart was when I was young living on blow and water, working for a tree service....I contracted mono woke the the first morning and as I sat up in bed my bowels completely emptied on my bed. It was like squeezing runny toothpaste out the tube

[@JAMES_IS_COOL1227]

Very cool thanks for sharing

[@danielmiller4490]

Im scared to try the Mississippi wetwipe 😂😂

[@goofygoober4901]

i feel validated knowing im not the only one who does the spit thing

[@TheXbuddyroex]

I love how nothing is off the table 4 discussion. SOUL MATES

[@girlspooptoo8567]

If you can trust a fart then you aren't living

[@_gw33do_]

Pink sock 🤣😂

[@itzmarcman9506]

This is not the conversation I thought was gonna happen, even with the thumbnail haha

[@Calmer573]

I wonder how many people click this thinking it says "shark week" ? lol.id love to see their reactions.

[@orvil9223]

Lol, you guys now have a "Shart Week". That's funny.

[@cplcabs]

"A sketch asshole" Hahahahahaha

[@fugginchit1]

So funny I started spitting on mine after I got a bidet when I wasnt home to use it.

[@younglobwedge]

Im comforted knowing im not the only one who applies the Mississippi wet wipe.

[@dwhizzel6471]

"Came straight out of vegenism into brisket" 3 days lmao

[@TheSuperwireman]

This is one of those clips where midway through you’re just asking “how tf did i get myself into this”

[@philesq9595]

Tad and Clarissa in _Shartnado!_

[@jackarmstrong6376]

All these crazy shart attacks man

[@em0_tion]

Shartnado 🤣

[@Light-Rock97]

I actually look a little before I spit, because I feel disgusted if I hit something particularly unclean. So I'd never ever spit in toilet paper. Just typing it sent chills down my spine.

[@eduardomaxwell7817]

I just shat myself last night thanks food poisoning

[@Vichedges]

The last time I had food poisoning was about 15 years ago and it was the worst. It was so bad that I got tired of getting up to go the bathroom to shit and throw up so I just got in the shower and turned it on. I laid in the shower shitting on puking on myself for a couple of hours. My apartment had some kind of communal water tank or tankless water heater and so it never ran out of hot water. But it was awful. I hope you feel better.

[@TheBFLrules]

Eduardo Maxwell same

[@anfo_4241]

@Justin Marts Because with food poisoning, farts are a gamble

[@jondoe9308]

One whip? Who goes back n fourth? Lol wtf

[@jhoneytv4005]

"i had the first liquid shart of my life" i hear as i take a big gulp of my coffee

[@jlmain5777]

Married people talk. How lovely.

[@Barbarian.Streisand]

haha anybody realize Christina said 'Fart Lauderdale'?

[@marvinsandoval6349]

Bro her pizza choice is fucking nuts lmaoo

[@plnkfloydian7814]

One time I ate a entire head of cauliflower within a few hours and I had insane gas the entire day, I had never been so bloated before in my life lol

[@Ubotit_Unaymit]

I thought it was a fart, but it was a bowl of gravy.

[@sexywhite7198]

I died at fuck-sleeve

[@Vichedges]

I sharted myself just a few hours ago. I was laying on the couch and let one rip and could feel my underwear sticking to my butt. I had the usual "oh God" reaction but then I remembered I was at home and alone so I just went and took a shower and it's like it never happened.

[@girlspooptoo8567]

@TUME 1 Start drinking at least 12 beers a night and eating bbq 2 or 3 times a week

[@nonamesinenomine]

Ruined a couple good pairs of pants like that

[@psychedlicsouljam1995]

Pasta doesn't have eggs in it. Drum wheat pasta is usual Italian regular pasta you buy at the store dry and boil

[@Harley-D-Mcdonald]

Colyflower crust? That sounds like poison!

[@drummerchappell]

Classy lady..

[@damianshaffer1554]

About 2 minutes in I realized this wasn’t for shark week

[@AcesPlace22]

Just a couple of cool guys.. and I think it's neat

[@wiggi2x987]

Took me into th outro to realize it sure said shart week whole time im like that talking about shitting

[@suggs144]

This is disgusting. I thought it said shark week! 😂😂😂

[@zeethefuture8262]

Burt @ 4:15 "Yeah, I can do anything I put my mind to".....except exercising and not boozing for 1 day.

[@koalasandwich4876]

"A sketchy asshole" x D

[@unskinnedskeleton]

Bert “we were in Louisville....we were in Lexington, KY” Kreischer

[@benozzy003]

Q

[@BarDownSnizzzzy19]

Bert's entire career is a fucking shart week

[@NickB-md1oy]

For some reason, describing the food that concocted the shart is more disgusting than all the poop talk specifically.

[@negativeindustrial]

All shit is liquid, technically

[@altertheskyy1]

Lmfao

[@alexserrano5724]

My first shart was produced by a whataburger patty melt combo with a large milkshake. 🐲🐲

[@wookiecookie7391]

Lamo, I read the title as 'shark week' and was so confused why they were only talking about sharts.

[@NothingSussed]

I was wondering when theyre gonna start talking about sharks

[@panpaletkalg2550]

rule #1 - never trust a fart

[@leopumarejo3400]

....after 40

[@eank3429]

Yep ain't sharted since I was under 4

[@stinkywizzleteats420]

Let's shart the show.