She was Right ! Momma gonna knock you out ! (Black Point Boat Ramp)

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

Күн бұрын

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@Stevesbe
@Stevesbe 2 жыл бұрын
Money can buy boats trucks rims but not brains
@billmoran3812
@billmoran3812 2 жыл бұрын
Many many years ago, I was at a very exclusive marina, and saw a big 65’ sport fisherman coming in to dock. He pulled up the row between docks, swung the boat around and began backing into a narrow slip. We looked up on the fly bridge, and were amazed to see there was a young boy about 13 at the controls. He turned around to face the stern, reached behind his back to grab the throttles, and slid that big yacht into the slip like a seasoned captain! Someone trained him right.
@TheByard
@TheByard 2 жыл бұрын
Back in the 1950s I used to go visit my uncle who ran a farm and used horses to plough and pull carts, his boys at my age 13/14 watered the horses after their days work, Then the tractor came and I was told about it driving from the train station, my heart sank as the dray horses in London were being put down and electric milk floats and diesel trucks were being used. Uncle noticed my face and said all's OK the horses are semi retired, they pull light carts and spend quality time in the orchard. Happy with that I learnt to drive a tractor a trailer, my first job on leaving school was on a farm and the farmer was amazed on how well I could drive at 16 years. Later that year The Young Farmers Club held competitions at a county farm show. I entered the trailer backing competition and came first, my boss was over the moon and got me drunk in the beer tent. Since then I've gone onto drive most kinds of construction equipment, even tunnel boring machines. Teach em young, enjoy family days out, ban the cell phone and talk to one another. Your only here once.
@jerryjeromehawkins1712
@jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheByard Wise, wise advice my friend. Be well. 👍🏽🇺🇸🍻
@TheByard
@TheByard 2 жыл бұрын
@@jerryjeromehawkins1712 My 4-year-old nephew helps me DIY, he loves drilling holes with the cordless power drill and still has all his fingers. TFT.
@bden120
@bden120 2 жыл бұрын
Love the shout outs to the kids for docking the boats
@williamevans6043
@williamevans6043 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need a laugh, witch is everyday, I watch the Chit Show:)!!
@michaelmaas5544
@michaelmaas5544 2 жыл бұрын
Which one did you like best? Hope you don’t get picked up by witches on Halloween 😂🤣
@mking7054
@mking7054 2 жыл бұрын
same here bro been watching his vids for 3 days now so good
@flonkas
@flonkas 2 жыл бұрын
Witch is the thing that flys in the sky on a broom
@AmericanPatriot82
@AmericanPatriot82 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see married couples fight, it reminds me how thankful I am that I stayed single.
@augustreil
@augustreil 2 жыл бұрын
Amen, me to !
@barowt
@barowt 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not.
@matthulse3498
@matthulse3498 2 жыл бұрын
For sure and I'm never going to have kids I'm 38 never married and thankful
@chewiepac5932
@chewiepac5932 2 жыл бұрын
Great to see our future captains, hello from Alaska
@geraldheitman7687
@geraldheitman7687 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen so many people in one place that have no clue how to operate a boat or load/unload from a trailer PERIOD !!!!
@jeffatkinson3288
@jeffatkinson3288 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 thats EVERY boat ramp everywhere!
@bryanharrington5417
@bryanharrington5417 2 жыл бұрын
Your right, and everybody seems to drive way too fast for their experience level.
@flyerbob124
@flyerbob124 2 жыл бұрын
Nancy Grace get ready! I almost fell outa my chair laughing 😆
@elbandido7165
@elbandido7165 Жыл бұрын
Grab the Chicharrones 😮😂 lol !!!!
@YourDrawerness
@YourDrawerness 2 жыл бұрын
3:13 “She probably knows what’s going on behind the scenes” 😂😂 THE CHIT SHOWWW!!!
@198sunny
@198sunny 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred, we came all the way from Buffalo NY. We're having so much fun to the boat show! Love your content, keep up the good work
@robertwhitey6621
@robertwhitey6621 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been loading my 30’ CC for 8 years by myself when I’m alone, once you figure out how deep the bunk needs to be you then pull it up to the winch with a bow line. I have seen way to many accidents power loading especially by amateurs.
@tomasaguiar628
@tomasaguiar628 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly never saw a need to power load my boats. Much safer and simpler.
@HomieJuanKenobi688
@HomieJuanKenobi688 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the way my grandpa teach me to load the boat, using the winch; slow, but safe.
@Tunatim1
@Tunatim1 2 жыл бұрын
Yup absolutely….I was lucky enough to have an awesome Dad and Uncle who was a 20 year coastguard engineer. My uncle started me on assisting with his 16’ lund and when he felt I was ready we went to the 22’ CC and so on till I owned my own 28’…. I remember him making me take apart the galvanized winch and clean/lubricate etc…. Only twice did I ever need to “power load” this was here in Cape May during hurricane Irene and Floyd. I only did it to keep the rear from blowing out during the winch wind up.
@travelbugse2829
@travelbugse2829 2 жыл бұрын
I thought: 10ft of rope would stop most of the incidents at low tide! They could even borrow their own washing line, or, shock horror, visit Wal-Mart and buy some synthetic line for $10....
@MM_in_Havasu
@MM_in_Havasu 2 жыл бұрын
I just line my boat up with the bunks and tap the throttle once, coasts straight on the trailer every time. Suck it up with winch strap and off you go!
@osmanyotero2784
@osmanyotero2784 2 жыл бұрын
Mi hijo José contento porque salió en el video , gracias 👍🏻👍🏻
@befmx31
@befmx31 2 жыл бұрын
11:03, thank you Alfred.
@tmomo7265
@tmomo7265 Жыл бұрын
Wifey told him to put fenders out and he was like. I DON'T NEED NO FENDERS🤣
@djpat5998
@djpat5998 2 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand why people put their trailer so deep in the water when it comes to putting your boat on the trailer.
@migueltrujillo5932
@migueltrujillo5932 2 жыл бұрын
Afraid to scratched with the bunks? Only thing I can think.
@ritachurchill1976
@ritachurchill1976 2 жыл бұрын
👆👆 Search Her
@cameronhartman8710
@cameronhartman8710 2 жыл бұрын
Take the boy fishing Alfred!
@jamesparker6017
@jamesparker6017 2 жыл бұрын
Coral Gables 🌴🇺🇸 Hehe Fun stuff. 70's&80's my Dad and I did same at Crandon boat ramp. Old enough to remember Andrew ? ? 🏄
@francinel8154
@francinel8154 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman and I've been driving boats since maybe 12 and my husband and I now having a medium size fishing boat (with a canopy top). I'm the one who enter the boat on the trailer, if there's any water current or a windy day, my husband can't do it, he simply can't. lol! *But for backing the truck with a trailer he's the best you can find.
@justinowens9323
@justinowens9323 2 жыл бұрын
That’s great to see young ppl learning to boat my parents started letting me take the wheel some at age 10 by 14 I had my sc boaters license and was driving a jet ski growing up like that was great so when my buddy’s was just learning to drive a boat at 21 I wasn’t even thinking about learning I was enjoying and teaching
@chirstinabienemann2853
@chirstinabienemann2853 2 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel and I love it
@BeamerTheFox
@BeamerTheFox 2 жыл бұрын
today was a good day homie, seeing the younger guys dockin boats reminds me of when my father taught me how to run a boat when i was 13, im 35 now an have worked on many different boats from longliners to blueclaw crabbing boats up in jersey, we used to have a 80's mako 23 foot i think it was an thats what i learned to run a boat in tight areas on, had a single merc 200 blackmax so one prop made it more challanging to dock in tight quarters, these youngsters are doin great an there fathers are even better for carrying on the legacy, stay blessed Cap !
@ritachurchill1976
@ritachurchill1976 2 жыл бұрын
👆👆👆 Search her
@charlesdreadful5997
@charlesdreadful5997 2 жыл бұрын
Jose and Lance! Good job.
@AndyLaskey
@AndyLaskey 2 жыл бұрын
You could call it the chitting good show. Thanks for producing great videos. Watching from Cornwall UK
@artnovak3259
@artnovak3259 2 жыл бұрын
lol. there is nothing good about chitting
@5243utube
@5243utube 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe these train wrecks have such expensive boats and DON"T have a clue as to what they are doing !
@rn029
@rn029 2 жыл бұрын
In Covid isolation and binging on Chit Show. Awesome
@theresa_lili
@theresa_lili 2 жыл бұрын
Best seeing these young adults practicing their captian skills vs. Things they could be learning.
@patriciagumusdere2958
@patriciagumusdere2958 Жыл бұрын
you do good to show people what these people do. I have maritime license and education for many years. now i am a old man and still messing with boats. i started in nyc bay and now i am teaching my grandkids.. its a little boat with 1300 hp. these people go out and buy a nice boat but they really endangering their family plus others. they have no clue how to lounge the boat , how to encounter emergency medical or boat issues etc. I was with nyc police harbor unit and i have seen bad things. if you look at their boat one essential equipment is missing most of the boats. Marine Radio, see tow , plus other. nice videos.
@evilbeaver267
@evilbeaver267 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Alfred!
@paulcole3847
@paulcole3847 2 жыл бұрын
Here at the boat show because of YOU and your great vids. Thanks for all your hard work!! Cheers
@Flierted
@Flierted 2 жыл бұрын
Finally! A captain who knows how to “walk” a boat sideways to the dock using forward and reverse! See it around 12:50 just before the police boat goes by! That’s how you get a boat to lay along side the dock without bumping the dock with the bow or stern.
@TheDLS82
@TheDLS82 2 жыл бұрын
11:15 sometimes boat seats have all the luck
@BuhdaPunk
@BuhdaPunk 2 жыл бұрын
There is a gold mine here. Need to get a phycology degree and open a mobile boat owner therapy office in the parking lot.
@unmillondeamigoscanal
@unmillondeamigoscanal 2 жыл бұрын
Gracias por tu video
@alchapo4133
@alchapo4133 2 жыл бұрын
Is not the boat it’s the driver 😂😂😂😂
@russellkasprzyk4934
@russellkasprzyk4934 2 жыл бұрын
Classic more money than brains situation!!!
@freemarlochip
@freemarlochip 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred " That thing has a problem" - Ya the driver....
@johnss449
@johnss449 Жыл бұрын
Brutal Alfred 😂
@dronexfun8469
@dronexfun8469 2 жыл бұрын
You should do a series where you compare dumb adults to junior captains docking their boats.
@jdtractorman7445
@jdtractorman7445 2 жыл бұрын
I don't really understand the anger issues when trying to load that boat at 2:15. I guess you can have to many captains, even at the boat launch.
@jimcub22
@jimcub22 2 жыл бұрын
Hey after watching many boating vids I actually saw children wearing a floatation device, well done those parents.
@tonyjessen8204
@tonyjessen8204 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Alfred love what you do 👍👍🐊
@adamsadogierski7646
@adamsadogierski7646 2 жыл бұрын
Boat police just drove by kids with no life jackets
@jamielee9350
@jamielee9350 Жыл бұрын
Alfred, don't worry too much about that guy.. His girl still gonna feed him .. "To Fred" 🐊🐊🐊
@UrbanFisherman
@UrbanFisherman 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome video bro 👍🏾
@colemant6845
@colemant6845 2 жыл бұрын
Your Commentary CRACKS ME UP!!!! Keep it up!
@bobgraham6506
@bobgraham6506 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely enjoy this channel! Thanks for keeping it clean too.
@michaelc9708
@michaelc9708 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for translating,Grandma !
@tonypleee
@tonypleee 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT A CHITSHOW!
@jrewing8012
@jrewing8012 Жыл бұрын
3:20 wife mad thought they own a sea hunter
@sofalvr
@sofalvr 2 жыл бұрын
Its hysterical when you are yelling in Spanish but you have to translate everytime for those of us that don't speak fluid Spanish. I'LL WAIT FOR IT!!
@Ray56z
@Ray56z 2 жыл бұрын
Both of those young Captains were good, actually better than most, as as the young crew on the closest boat. Good to see after the guy at the fueling dock not able to understand the RPMs don't have to be high to move a boat.
@squirrellysquirrels1167
@squirrellysquirrels1167 2 жыл бұрын
Thought about driving down to be on the chit show... Then I realized my boat gets batter gas mileage than my truck...
@photoprojector
@photoprojector 2 жыл бұрын
maybe she should drive that boat!
@mrlawski1014
@mrlawski1014 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait till You bring a drone with You, and fly in for the damage assessment...
@rebeccabrown1951
@rebeccabrown1951 2 жыл бұрын
Good for you standng up for the chicks. If guys listened to their women, there would be a lot less heartache and destruction in the world.
@cracker4706
@cracker4706 2 жыл бұрын
Why is it so hard for people to just push the boat to the trailer Hook up the cable and winch it up.
@walldogger1
@walldogger1 2 жыл бұрын
Because the trailer has to be submerged so the boat never makes contact with the bunks .The boat should never be moving around and "floating" when it's on the trailer!
@cracker4706
@cracker4706 2 жыл бұрын
@@walldogger1 ??
@befmx31
@befmx31 2 жыл бұрын
@@walldogger1 That trailer was in way too deep.
@Aaron.Davis56
@Aaron.Davis56 2 жыл бұрын
@@walldogger1 If the trailer is submerged, the boat will be moving around and floating and it's because it's not on the trailer. You need 1/4 of the trailer out of the water to stabilize the boat.
@walldogger1
@walldogger1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aaron.Davis56 Sorry if my attempt at sarcastic humor failed. I really appreciate all the "corrections" though!
@eddieroberts3402
@eddieroberts3402 2 жыл бұрын
😆🤣😂 When they bury the trailers that deep I "Wait for it"... Loading on a trailer sitting deep no works. If you're not solo leave driver in tow vehicle. Keep fender wells showing. Once boat is straight and can't go forward keep motors in gear and back up vehicle. Slide right on to bow stop. Very easy....but don't tell and kill the Chit Show.
@robbiejohnson3698
@robbiejohnson3698 2 жыл бұрын
The fresh water fishing crowd is got it together in my 30 years of tournaments fishing I never saw any thing like this from Harris chain to Okeechobee
@jeffatkinson3288
@jeffatkinson3288 2 жыл бұрын
Well duh... tournament fisherman generally know how to launch the boat 😉
@robbiejohnson3698
@robbiejohnson3698 2 жыл бұрын
Saltwater is so accessible we bass fisherman like to go 75 to 80 mph saltwater is scary lol
@hawgtech9147
@hawgtech9147 2 жыл бұрын
Too much trailer in the water, plane and simple! No need to submerge that much of it, leave some of those center bunks exposed, it helps center boat on trailer so boat doesn't push it around. See you at the Miami boat show!
@TimsWorkshopTJY
@TimsWorkshopTJY 2 жыл бұрын
wawhalea, Grandma awesome I learned a new word in Cuban
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Жыл бұрын
Homey gonna get breakfast in bed. Grits. Before he wakes up. HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@JoeWilly69
@JoeWilly69 2 жыл бұрын
I like when u speak Spanish and u should always translate and say it's the phrase of the day for those of us that would like to pick up the language. I'm ret NYPD and I've picked up some over the yrs and even took the class in school but never really picked it up the way I should've
@monicaricco3392
@monicaricco3392 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred you need to get Dwight back in football, it will keep him out of trouble
@heavyhitta52
@heavyhitta52 2 жыл бұрын
Miami in general is a chit show
@gregorydiggs9227
@gregorydiggs9227 2 жыл бұрын
These videos make me want to come back home to Miami lol. The boat ramps in Ft. Pierce aren't this exciting. We don't have a resident crocodile either. I know Fred is waiting for someone to get knocked off the docks lol. Your videos are great brother
@artnovak3259
@artnovak3259 2 жыл бұрын
someone needs to show her to her place
@travelbugse2829
@travelbugse2829 2 жыл бұрын
This has become addictive! I know you use telephoto but I often have difficulty working out why those dudes collide with solid structures/other boats. Have you considered lifting the camera up 15ft or so? We could get a much better view. Best wishes anyhow from soggy London UK!
@marcuslinton310
@marcuslinton310 2 жыл бұрын
Easy answer, they are idiots. The infamous question of "How the F are any of these people smart enough to even earn the money for a boat like that".
@larss592
@larss592 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha a drone. Footage would be great but these folks already can't handle tgeir stuff. Buzz a drone and watch what happens. Mayhem.
@chuckeberth4370
@chuckeberth4370 2 жыл бұрын
These new boaters need to learn there's the Coast Guard Auxiliary and U.S. Power Squadron who can teach them safe boating skills. Watching some of these boaters is hard because I'm trying to will them which way to turn the helm and how much power to use at the dock. Love your channel.
@robbiejohnson3698
@robbiejohnson3698 2 жыл бұрын
Divorce is coming and a beating the trailer was way to much in the water lol
@tyfawver7596
@tyfawver7596 2 жыл бұрын
What is the long pole on the side of the flat boats?
@kevinvc1804
@kevinvc1804 2 жыл бұрын
Push pole.
@tyfawver7596
@tyfawver7596 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinvc1804 gotcha. 👌
@dredbud9272
@dredbud9272 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons I had to get out of Florida,it wasnt this bad 20 years ago
@brittanychance639
@brittanychance639 2 жыл бұрын
8months later still pretty chitty 😂
@JoeWilly69
@JoeWilly69 2 жыл бұрын
Phrase of the the day!
@tonyarsenault4256
@tonyarsenault4256 2 жыл бұрын
Was it me or was that trailer just to far into the water ? Needed to pull that truck forward about 3' ?
@alexmikhael5061
@alexmikhael5061 2 жыл бұрын
HE HAS A ROBILIOOIOLOLOLO!!! :) LOL
@markframe6457
@markframe6457 2 жыл бұрын
Once they get into the truck somebody's going to get a what for
@mikeyd.234
@mikeyd.234 2 жыл бұрын
Yo Alfred, you the bronco bustin guru from Hialeah! Make sure you film when you take him fishing. 😎
@MM_in_Havasu
@MM_in_Havasu 2 жыл бұрын
You oughta see the "chit show" here at Lake Havasu during long weekends in summertime! It's a tossup between your home marina and here, seriously, man! Subscribed & all notifications here! This is great! 1:59-------"You screwed up MY boat!" LMAO, could see loading difficulties if it was windy, but this is dead calm stuff here. 6:58-----Probably not sitting straight in the bunks.....
@ProspectingMonkey
@ProspectingMonkey 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred leave abuela alone lol
@truckinfool3550
@truckinfool3550 Жыл бұрын
Why does everyone drive the boat on the trailer? We always back the trailer in right next to the dock and move the boat on and off by hand with lines.
@lifeatthelake9305
@lifeatthelake9305 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Alfred you the best, it was pretty awesome meeting you at the FLL boat show stay awesome men and thanks for the videos
@Mrmichaelp970
@Mrmichaelp970 2 жыл бұрын
I watch by our show every morning Bro, it's very entertaining. I heard you mention gas prices pretty cheap in Miami. It's $4.49 a gallon of regular in Livermore CA
@rwhclo
@rwhclo 2 жыл бұрын
In Florida they are called Alligators.
@keyratcane66
@keyratcane66 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed Alfred about young people. My son is 18 and lives on the water. I go out fishing with him and he is the captain of the boat. When he was 14 I took him to a guy at Big Pine for two days for a hands on boating class which included docking. Anyone looking to sell a skiff let me know.
@tuliosantos5962
@tuliosantos5962 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Chit Show!
@juloedtb1420
@juloedtb1420 2 жыл бұрын
I saw your chit show one time a few days ago and I became an instant fan. Grtzz from The Netherlands. Are you going live sometimes?
@wildbill3555
@wildbill3555 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred what is with the blue pontoon boat that is always at the filet station at Black Point? Keep up the good work. Need more videos for those of us that are addicted.
@garystrain2788
@garystrain2788 2 жыл бұрын
That was me at 7yrs old
@MikeK2100
@MikeK2100 2 жыл бұрын
Only three minutes? I get the feeling she bought the guy the boat. This can be translated to the print shop I work for. "Let me do the job I am supposed to do." Luckily the owner's wives like me.
@SoccerDadOf2-4Life
@SoccerDadOf2-4Life 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I didn’t hear a word anyone was saying while the lady in the red bikini was present. What a Chit Show…
@riverakers
@riverakers 2 жыл бұрын
That IO at the fuel dock,the boat captain acted as if shifting at high rpm was normal.
@henryharvey358
@henryharvey358 2 жыл бұрын
that was great seeing that 14 year old parking boat
@jamesstutts8480
@jamesstutts8480 2 жыл бұрын
James stutts is here watching you live on chit chat show
@robertdayton5503
@robertdayton5503 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't see a life vest anywhere
@jerryscray1789
@jerryscray1789 2 жыл бұрын
My wife: honey I backed the boat in the garage for you. Me: goes and looks My wife: how did I do Me: we need a new grill new lawn chairs and a trailer tail light want to go shopping with me. My wife let's go
@podnolej7784
@podnolej7784 2 жыл бұрын
No way would I ever launch there.
@Bryan-no2xv
@Bryan-no2xv 2 жыл бұрын
Be a good time to take that honey right away from him lol
@Jerzeyguy
@Jerzeyguy 2 жыл бұрын
You should record these people trying to back these boats in their driveway.
@jerryscray1789
@jerryscray1789 2 жыл бұрын
Definately her boat
@thomengel9720
@thomengel9720 2 жыл бұрын
These people are driving me nuts!
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