Shitstorm 7 - The Council of Hanwell

[@geebeepman]

"all the monsters in the house say whaaat" *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Right? The only way that could have been better is if an actual monster jumped out when they opened that door.

[@oradrive745]

Oh man that was perfectly timed , synchronised screaming intensities

[@sandmasterflex]

Best scare of this shit storm so far.

[@phatpigge]

Like poetry. lol

[@AkumetsuRecords]

Mat and Pat being the true monsters along

[@Hannya_c]

9:54 Pat: "All the monsters in the house say 'whaaat'" Also Pat: "WWAAAAAHHHH"

[@Googlesucksballs]

pat is a monster confirmed.

[@Hannya_c]

@@Googlesucksballs And Matt, technically.

[@NowhereGames518]

Crazy Talk mixing it up

[@PotatoIsNotCute]

No, no, the thing you get in Assassin's Creed II for finding all the feathers was the Auditore Cape. Its function? *You always have guards chasing after you.*

[@dragonflight2468]

It makes the game "challenging" even tho you beaten the game at that point

[@BlargleWargle]

To be fair, since you'll most likely have beaten everything in the game by that point, the chase gives you something to do while traversing the city.

[@Knightess]

Crazy Talk was getting bored and needed something to do.

[@tuxedomaskkenny925]

I read this comment with Matt's voice in my head- neat.

[@gregstinkston7634]

atleast it looks k. but like no

[@jorgamund07]

20:04 Jesus stops by to tell the SBF he's had enough of their blasphemy. They don't quite take the hint.

[@kreepykulture]

9:53 is going to be a beautiful clip in the shitstorm compilation

[@EvanDime]

Beat me too it. Its so good

[@solomon7423]

But can it top ze monstar in ze batchroom?

[@Beeturle]

20:06 Jesus vs spaghetti is pretty good too.

[@geebeepman]

my favorite one will still be: "I'm looking for my brother claire"

[@montablanc1]

"I'm not as dope as Jesus, do me upside down" We need someone out there making these shirts!

[@Ouroboros619]

Ever since one of their early Shitstorms (I think it was Ildefonse), I'm always paranoid that Woolie is just in the background slinking around out of sight. Maybe that's why he hasn't been haunted yet; he eavesdrops on what curses are being sent his way and uses his swamp magic to combo-break

[@4thSurviver]

God keeps the curses and ghosts at bay because he is planning his own comeuppance on Woolie.

[@ryangallagher8194]

SHUT UP WOOLIE.

[@sinistropteryx3113]

I’m worried about him slinking around just in general

[@kalmakoffee]

Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Council of Hanwell's plan? Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

[@KingInYellowTatters]

Master Betty: "I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings! All of the time! ...First, a joke! What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ... My ass!"

[@oddskymikha8185]

Is Marik Ishtar behind all this? Was is Evil Council not enough?

[@dr.popping8560]

Blood actually does not show up under a blacklight on its own. So the joke that it's for semen only is actually pretty accurate.

[@jorgamund07]

Yeah I think there's something you spray that reacts with blood, and makes trace amounts visible.

[@josh-oo]

@@jorgamund07 Luminol. That's the spray.

[@joinsideke]

@@josh-oo Ey I remember that from Virtue's Last Reward!

[@4Wilko]

Ace Attorney too.

[@Exel3nce]

@@joinsideke man, i still have to play this game

[@0rriAndroid]

I desperately want Liam to bust in on a recording session just to break Pat's mouse, again.

[@ZanraiKid]

Richter The D H E W A I T S I N T H E V E N T S

[@TheLilPorkChop]

make him play white day again xD

[@vVAstrAVv]

Has anyone else noticed liams rrcorded stuff with everyone except pat?

[@PepsiMan666]

@@vVAstrAVv the weak should fear the strong

[@fritzthelibrarygoblin]

@@vVAstrAVv Actually, they did Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden together.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

I'm going to start creating 20 second audio logs and leave them all over the place just so it will make sense when they do it in games.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

9:50 That's some Courage the Cowardly Dog bullshit and I love it.

[@4Wilko]

*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:* 3:15 - Pat 7:21 - Not so bad 9:57 10:30 - Pat, then Matt 12:20 - Little bit for Matt 15:33 - Not a scare, but that loading screen got me 20:06 Swagger at 26:04 32:10 - Not so bad 34:25 - Not so bad 37:54 - Not so bad 44:17 47:48 - Not so bad 48:25 - Matt

[@CannedBread-mz2tx]

4Wilko Thank you friend, for helping a fellow coward out through these dark times.

[@vVAstrAVv]

You know you say youre a coward but practically all spooks that aren't matt and pat have been not so bad to you Youre the adult these people need sir lol

[@4Wilko]

If I had to choose between a visual spook vs a sudden loud noise startle, I'd definitely go for the former.

[@Adriangabs]

9:57 will go down in Shitstorm history lol

[@Miguroki]

i'll miss you when shitstorm is over

[@Golemie]

So I just got curious and tried counting the amount of games they've played this Shitstorm that could more or less be described as a first-person, exploration/stealth-based horror game focused on reading notes and walking until the next spooky sequence occurs. While extremely subjective, I counted about 18 of the games they've played, and that was playing it loose with excluding things like Stifled and Camp Sunshine. Additionally, checking out Steam's Horror genre sub-section shows the most popular games (excluding big sales, which obviously shift the top selling stuff) are, other than big multiplayer games (Killing Floor, Subnautica, Rainbow Six Siege of all things), Visage and still Resident Evil 7. Although I'm hardly bringing up any breaking news in regards to the genre, goddamn has horror in video games stagnated to high heaven. It's a mindless pattern of walking simulator experiences with notes explaining 90% of the story, in which the player walks from point A to point B, only being interrupted by spooky set pieces, such as lights flickering, or a groan in the distance. Even Visage, which is admittedly a highlight of the genre this year, can easily be summarized by those identifers. Ironically, the most appealing part of Visage for me is that the story isn't told through notes, and instead the environment is used. To say that someone used the environment in an unsettling manner when telling a story is what underlines a major highlight within horror video games this year is really, really sad. Here's hoping REmake 2 lights a fire under some developers and the genre gets a bit of a booster shot going forward, because goddamn is it stuck.

[@marcellosilva9286]

I agree, I'm getting tired of these walking simulators, Amnesia might have been a good game (emphasis on "might", because quite a few people didn't like it), but it opened the floodgates for this sort of....sub-genre. I know not every horror game has to have combat in it, but I can count on the fingers of one hand how many of them in this year's Shitstorm had it.

[@TrojenMonkey]

I'm one of those guys who really liked the note-reading from Amnesia and Penumbra, so I can only agree with your point on walking-spooks-simulator. Most of these games seem to be getting lost within the mini-games and "locate-the-next-checkpoint" puzzles that they periodically need to be reminded that they are a horror game, so they drop a random spook. I feel like there's more I can say here, but I'm sleep deprived and my brain isn't working well. Let's just say I agree with most of what you're saying, that the idea of "horror games" has reached a truly sad level.

[@Zelda00Gamer]

Golemie transference or whatever that title was was sorta like you were saying. Not many notes and they used the environment in an interesting way

[@jjj7790]

​@@marcellosilva9286 I'd blame games like this on PT, not Amnesia. PT was a game without any explicit threats where you just walk around until a scary monster jumpscare kills you at almost random. The difference is that PT had a very strong direction, a strong hook, and was scary as fuck. Without that direction, though, it would be an incredibly dull walking simulator. I think PT getting canned left everyone with horror blue balls, so tons of copycats jumped in to fill the void by making walking simulator horror games without any of the skill to actually pull it off well. For one thing, all these game devs keep building Hammer Horror spook houses with blood textures strewn aboot and B-movie film scores, and expecting them to be scary instead of tired and predictable.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@jjj7790 Nah, PT has its own set of clones that try to do its looping hallway thing and always fail miserably.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Can I just be glad that most of the Shitstorm this month has been mostly almost an hour long? Sure, some of them are still a slog since horror devs are such a stickler for pacing but at least we see more of the game instead of Matt and Pat giving up because the truest horror, puzzles, met their gaze and they backed down.

[@oddone_]

Dude the KZbin comment algorithm has been showing me ur comments for fucking years up at the front.

[@matt_r.2510]

This video was a 'slog' and quite boring.

[@maverickjohnson1399]

Fuck you.

[@willduncan5836]

i guess im randomly asking but does anyone know of a tool to log back into an Instagram account..? I somehow lost my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me

[@alvinkhari3197]

@Will Duncan instablaster =)

[@ze-tophat-gamer1424]

“Craig why don’t ya put it in ma bum” “... no” Now these are the comedy bits I subbed for.

[@PunishedSolidusRex]

"All the monsters in the house say whaaaaat?" "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@TheAsaoirc]

This is like the battroom clip from last year.

[@DajuOnYoutube]

@@TheAsaoirc Omg i was just thinking "It's almost as good as that time they ran into that bathroom stall and something were actually there"

[@gdadder]

Daju lol what game is that?

[@DajuOnYoutube]

@@gdadder I don't remember, but judging from what that other dude said it was probably last year so if you check some 2017 shitstorm compilation it's most likely in it.

[@balakay493]

Gdadder sweet home part three around 5 minutes

[@brianray8351]

Woolie Haunts has totally backfired. I'm calling it. The VSync issues is how they're being haunted. IF I CAN'T SEE IT THEN THE GHOSTS ALREADY GOT YOU GOOD

[@d1halberdgnoll963]

Being crucified upside-down was also considered more "merciful" because the blood would rush to your head and you'd pass out instead of, you know, hang there in agony for days and days.

[@SerbianMeerkat]

Full LP Vampire Rain as the finale you cowards

[@SympleSymon]

That's not horror, that's just self flagellation in video game form.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

To be fair, Pat mentioned in one of his recent streams that they apparently recorded all the Shitstorm videos except for one. Maybe they're saving Vampire Rain for Halloween itself, and then pull an Eternal Darkness (and turn it into a full LP).

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

@@yakumoyomi5765'm thinking they are going to LP Call of Cthulhu. It comes out tuesday.

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

It's actually a pretty short game. Remarkably bad, but short.

[@gdadder]

that game is trash please no

[@GuyUWishUWere]

You know what's a cool game? Echo. The enemies do whatever the player does so they won't shoot at you until you shoot at them and such. A little creepy too.

[@SympleSymon]

Shooting enemies? Echo the Dolphin's gotten more hardcore than when I was a kid...

[@GuyUWishUWere]

@@SympleSymon you can also unteach them stuff so echo the dolphin has gotten easier if you're good.

[@Heavysweating]

So basically whole game based around that one TBoI enemy?

[@theangryfinger5795]

Echo's happily in his final resting place. A can of dolphin safe flaked light tuna.

[@percivaldotburgers]

Council of extremely small subtitles

[@Sprech41]

I feel like this game blew its load with that giant eyeball scare and had no other material

[@pseudopiscean6871]

An eyeball scare taken from The Evil Within 2 no less.

[@phantomspaceman]

Well it's the baby version with 1/10th of the content and none of the monsters.

[@2Eliishere]

I think thats due to them doing the weirdo short version.

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

@@pseudopiscean6871 The original did it before Evil Within 2, in my understanding, so it's not that simple.

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

You didn't find the story of the child rape/torture basement, implied through details and told entirely through environmental cues, effective? I thought that was very strong environmental storytelling tbh. And the fact that it was told without a single note was great.

[@BlumenCT]

"What are all the religious numbers? 007? 69?"

[@Samm815]

42? The Meaning of Life?

[@BlumenCT]

@@Samm815 doesn't even know what 42 means, amazing

[@tiend15]

"All the monsters in the house say whaaaat!" WAHHHHHHHH!

[@Duke_de_Plata]

A two way mirror? Isn't that just a window?

[@dude_huge]

It would be cool if there was a horror game where you sneak around an ominous house fixing cables and breaker boxes to get access to the next room, and when you get to the villain he's like: "Thanks for fixing up my crib, sucker" and just kicks you out.

[@rwrw418]

This is one of those indie games that's technically quite impressive, but has zero sense of art design. The layout of the world feels slapdash and random, and the interiors of the buildings (like the house) look wierd and unreal (blue and white striped wallpaper with pitch-black doors? Who the hell would design an interior like that?). Even the music just drones on.

[@DuckieMcduck]

I feel that may be in part because of how most indie developers use Unreal 4. It's a great engine on its own but it also accompanies a lot of premade assets that, while functional, can just as easily be put together in ways that look janky or poorly contrasting with other things.

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

Hard disagree. That sort of bold design as in the house is the sort of thing I might attempt (not literally that, perhaps, but something similar). I thought the school was very well-designed and consistent. I thought the contrast between the dilapidated school decor and the relatively lavish infrastructure in the rape/torture basement was an example of highly effective environmental storytelling. The fact that the devs took time to design different bed models in the basement, including some that imply rape or violence, and others that imply that the kid on that particular bed was barely bigger than a baby, is impressive and horrifying on a level far beyond jumpscares. It'd also be unfair to lump this game in with haunted house walking simulators that tell their stories entirely through notes when this game has this massive subplot of a headteacher (and potentially an entire conspiracy involving god knows who) kidnapping the youngest students and putting them into an IRL red room-type torture/sex abuse auction scenario, with complex infrastructure hidden beneath the crumbling school, without a single note really explaining any of that. (In fact, I'm just assuming that the headteacher is involved based on a hunch and hints through the notes etc.)

[@bumblequeen3287]

You guys found more collectables than plot or scares.

[@C24U_]

What the hell is the point of those subtitles when they are that small?

[@joinsideke]

What are these, subtitles for ants?

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Me when I find dan subs

[@Chilled_]

On the Twenty-Eighth day of Shitstorm; Spooks gave unto me: 28 Hanwell Hauntings

[@stevemcquark]

FYI, if it's anything like the Full, Open World Version it literally doesn't have an ending, you just fight the last boss then credits roll.

[@ebonifragaria]

7:27 that crawling thing sounds like Gruntilda lol

[@blakewayyy]

I'm taking insulin and steroids - should I ask my doctor when the rage will take hold or leave it up to my own discresion?

[@Xenoriddley]

Video was 2 minutes late. Time to unsubscribe from Superbunnyhop!

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

Ahhahaha

[@elrowlight4639]

A very original and not at all dated joke, well done!

[@Xenoriddley]

@@elrowlight4639 well hey, though I've been watching these shotlords from the beginning, you cant stray from the ironclad necessities when it comes to jokes.

[@hairypancake]

Why would you unsub from SBH when it's these shitlords fault for fucking up the video? You should obviously blame TierZoo instead...unsub from him.

[@Deo499]

I subscribed and then unsubscribed from WoolieVS.

[@AgentTexes]

Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath did the 1st and 3rd person thing kinda well.

[@TJtbh45]

Explores only one half of area. Doesn't have code to door. "What could I possibly be missing?"

[@whiteydiamond]

Insert quote from the video then BOLD TEXT TO TELL MY JOKE

[@mellowbread9735]

Every time whoolie drops a combo a ghost gets its wings.

[@philipcheng1618]

So apparently this "game" is a shortened version of Welcome to Hanwell. The first game had an open world element where you explore Hanwell and fight through monsters to get to the 6 locations. For some utterly bizarre reason this game Council of Hanwell is simply the 6 locations with the open world and traveling cut out. No idea was the fuck the developers are doing with this version.

[@ToughToughBlast]

You can postpone Sonic Unleashed and Dante's Inferno all you want but you'll never escape.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

The true Shitstorm

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

Matt mentions Dante's inferno at least twice in this shitstorm too

[@4thSurviver]

Something tells me Matt is biding his time before he springs the Dante's Inferno LP on Pat and Woolie. As for Sonic Unleashed it will only happen if Liam returns to do it because Woolie and Matt would probably kill the channel rather then play it themselves.

[@zachofragnarok3067]

@@4thSurviver Everyone knows that what we're really waiting on is for Woolie and Pat to finish the telltale Minecraft game..... r-right?

[@Samm815]

Go bug Liam.

[@ethanhughes8602]

10:00 Matt is feeling everyone's plight this shitstorm.

[@Jenohart]

From what Matt says, I think in the main game you would have most of your combat happen in and around the open world with the building locations being reprieves which is why this condensed version has almost no combat.

[@CardestHock]

"I hate us too." FORESHADOWING.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Axes and horror games are like peanut butter and jelly

[@CheetahsArePrettyCool]

AAAA THANK YOU FOR THE HEAD'S UP ABOUT "HOME SWEET HOME" BEING ON PS4, me & my friends don't have a set-up for playing PC games on their TV during weekly hangouts so I'm excited to bring over that game ASAP

[@Bukkarooo]

28:08 42 - The Meaning of Life. Nice little reference to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[@Hobob0b_]

What are those..? subtitles for ants?

[@4Wilko]

With binoculars.

[@jaymoneyyy110]

"I don't like long ppl" don't watch code Geass

[@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496]

Looooooooooooooool

[@DajuOnYoutube]

28:08 "42 - The meaning of life." Nice reference there.

[@Sapheiorus]

There was a good scare for every location in this game so far. Great choice for shitstorm compilations.

[@redsohc]

Quite enjoyed this little LP. Lotsa funny SBFP talkies and good amount of "WAAAAAH!"

[@TheSavageRice]

9:53

[@Scream_Lord]

AC2 feathers not only gave you a tiny cutscene but also a useless cape that makes every guard in the universe attack you on sight. Thanks MOM!

[@NoFear517]

10:36 Matt "No Shadows don't get me I got used to that." 10:42 Matt "Ho-ooo that one got me."

[@templar19]

Developer REALLY needs to rethink his music design decisions. I feel like I'm watching a play through of Doom with all the fun combat sucked out of it.

[@kielbasamage]

Ah, I see they finally used that picture of Woolie eating the cheesecake for a thumbnail.

[@07BlackSpecV]

Don't be sad that Shitstorm is almost over...be happy that we had 7 years of it so far...and look forward to next year's.

[@frederickfreakerson4550]

I feel as though this episode shows, if nothing else, that Matt and Pat are truly the “monsters in the house”.

[@iliketehfair]

I guess this is what Professor Snape does during summer vacation.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Pat, SOMA really wasnt that dark. Its just your "perfectly calibrated" television.

[@ZanraiKid]

Outlast 3: Benoit Basement Boogaloo

[@DerEliteBaum]

Crazy Bible Reader dlc

[@phantomspaceman]

All-Female Gym Janitor Simulator

[@AureliaIsBored]

Thank goodness Pat talks about changing the mouse settings otherwise I'd think my computer was going to shit itself all over my desk again.

[@KraftLawrence1]

10:50 So when do we get a best friends play OG Doom 3?

[@benredfield6643]

They did Doom 3 on the first Shitstorm :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqfOoHiKn5dooK8

[@codussigma]

the guy in the thumbnail looks like they took a direct hit from the shitstorm straight to the face.

[@SigmaSyndicate]

Every time they fuck with the piano, there's a scare.

[@MercWithMouth1234567]

During the Shitstorms, I think Matt has been scared more times by Pat's screaming than he has from any actual spooky stuff on his own.

[@luckdragon88]

Lmao Pat was just saying in the previous video how the fear was wearing off after so many years doing these. I think his terrified baby scream at 9:57 says otherwise.

[@Eerie0Innocence]

20:59 Heck yeah, St. Peter cross.

[@bS0up]

Another fine video featuring Matt and Pat being huge, huge heroes

[@hoarahbabylon]

this vid was some good old-fashioned matt and pat silliness n banter and i'm here for it

[@roccoragland3874]

playlist bois, we love making noise

[@mcbills9096]

I really want there to be a compilation video of Pat getting confused at anything Horror.

[@TheBuddy92766]

please please please play this all the way through

[@sweepingtime]

The music is wonderfully haunting.

[@Thor22289]

As overused as the "give no way for the players to defend themselves" hide-in-the-locker bullshit so many horror games go for nowadays it's actually worse if you give them a weapon at the start like this one did and then give no more. You know there's csome ombat mechanics so, as long as the game gives you no weapon, then you know you cannot be attacked. There's no hidding spots?, then there's no hide and seek chase scene. The monster might as well be that Saturn Devouring His Son picture from every videogame in terms of interaction with the player

[@keystrix3704]

Yeah. The only thing that could've happened - at least in the school - was being chased by a slow, lumbering monster.

[@fabiangamboa1714]

Lets all introduce Matt to Long-Long Man from those japanese gum commercials.

[@FearDasZombie]

Is uh... is no one going to mention the creepy sex auction thing with clearly small, child-size beds in cells under the school..? Cause uh.. that seems to be a thing.

[@_Stagnate_]

Yeah I was wondering why nobody was mentioning that. Pretty fucked up

[@DuckieMcduck]

They did look for semen in some of those rooms

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

Yeah, I found the way the devs left that down to pure implication incredibly effective environmental storytelling. The fact that they took time to design different bed models, including some that imply rape or violence, and others that imply that the kid on that particular bed was barely bigger than a baby, is impressive and horrifying on a level far beyond jumpscares. It's unfair to lump this game in with haunted house walking simulators that tell their stories entirely through notes when this game has this massive subplot of a headteacher (and potentially an entire conspiracy involving god knows who) kidnapping the youngest students and putting them into an IRL red room-type torture/sex abuse auction scenario, with lavish infrastructure hidden beneath the regular dilapidated school (what chutzpah and corruption!), without a single note really explaining any of that. I could only imagine an open-world version where you actually tour the town would be quite a scary and coherent horror game, as opposed to a jumpscare and weird-stuff compendium.

[@meman29]

Don't you need to spray blood with luminol before it glows in a black light?

[@lavaking]

the music in this one is pretty fantastic

[@Kimosabes2hot]

Nobody wants to think about it... buy that thumbnail reminds me of the most devastating power move in existence: Vomit.

[@ouka6686]

God damn it, the chair in the middle of that room with all the windows looking at it is a room where they'd put people (typically women and children) to be looked at by rich potential buyers who then bid on ownership. Hence the little babby beds, and the worse fact it's under a school.

[@Xzeihoranth]

That eye shot is this year's monster-shitting gag. And they even fucking reference that game later in the video.

[@danielmaiermusic94]

Matt's reaction to the baby at the end was just perfect.

[@davidspackagelp]

I'm mostly horrified by those way too long drapes. Those are going to collect dust and hairs like crazy.

[@Kasier2]

if they had gone up the stairs first they would have found the code for the door. Also they missed the door on the other side of the stage, they completely missed it, it was so agravating, since thats is where the second key was. They also would have found a weapon there so that when they went back to the door they would have found a new note that said "I need 50 mana"

[@lolzforlunch]

9:52 is probably the best moment yet this shitstorm, im fuckin dead.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Get that superman 64 ready

[@ghostfear2011]

AfroMetalMizu WHY?

[@0rriAndroid]

Remember that time Darkseid was just chilling on a couch?

[@AfroMetalMizu]

@@ghostfear2011 Cuz nothing's scarier

[@Samm815]

@@0rriAndroid On Mary Marvel's couch.

[@oddone_]

6:32 it's okay pat u can just say human revolution

[@TheTomac]

you guys know you have to use a compound, Luminol, to make blood glow? and that the ultraviolet does, in fact, only glow for semen/saliva/bone/teeth, at least in terms of crime scenes.

[@smashfanwii]

Wow a South Park pull. Put that one in the books boy. Wow I'm drunk

[@greenki11errabit]

That eyeball was so creepy it was like it was looking into my soul. Don't look in there eyeball, that's where I hide the creepy stuff!!

[@Sitruk86]

29:29 what a clean rip. thanks pat.

[@Sapheiorus]

Gotta love it when your tempted fate just looks you in the eye.

[@Go4TheKneez]

the best of shitstorm 7 imo

[@JetPoweredCloud]

11:23 Is...is that Mitzi, from The Cat Lady?

[@engitions]

That has to be the smallest text in gamer history

[@Soulsworth69]

The Council of Hanwell? More like The Council of Shitwell. And not shit as in a bad game, or poo just smeared all over the walls like a fresh coat of paint, but instead of paint it's the chocolate droppings of young Matt and Pat shitting their pantaloons.

[@crimsonharvest]

Matthew "No Long Men" McMuscles

[@GreatgoatonFire]

So that "readable" mode for all the notes this game has is a genius idea.