Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - THE FINAL TAKE

[@limerslimer]

Fun Fact : The first take for all the voice acting was also THE FINAL TAKE.

[@jediknight4951]

When *PAT* laughs at your jumpscare. You need to rethink your game.

[@Melkac]

That's right. If a ghost ever stalks you you need to tackle the shit out of it.That's how I defeated my late father.

[@michaelrobinson6059]

Where you at, bitch nigga ghosts?!

[@GinyouRinsom]

Ghosts never expect it. They are all "Boo" and you give them a perfectly placed Spear. Works every time.

[@oceanlindgren9540]

"why cant I stop suplexing him!?

[@Meitti]

Was he late before or after you tackled him?

[@tokiwartooth9935]

If you mug a ghost and take its wallet, can you spend their ghost dollars at a regular store or do you have to find like a ghost store or a ghost dollar currency exchanger? Can I just buy a Big Mac at the ghost McDonalds and ask for the change in regular money?

[@sandmasterflex]

I'm watching this on a toilet in the dark. I'm prepared for the shittiest storms

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Dedication.

[@SpyGuysX]

defecation

[@RhysClark97]

you a boy scout because you always prepared

[@Tuschi17]

It's Californication.

[@lapytop]

Defecation, no cleaning, don't give a fuck if you poo on the ceiling!

[@DevonPalmer98]

Got to give it to Matt, the descriptions are legitimately terrifying.

[@MinersLoveGames]

Oh yeah. The first thing I do when I start these videos is immediately go to the description and read it.

[@Deep_Magician]

I mean, they're alright, but this one more horrified me because of the mangling of tense. Really killed my immersion.

[@_ArmIa]

Why is she filming her ostensible job interview for a nursing position on a garbage-ass camcorder from the 90's while holding a smartphone...and talking to herself? This game is raising so many questions and none of them even have anything to do with the plot.

[@tokiwartooth9935]

Or she's the kind of person that's so narcissistic that she doesn't even have a friend to hold the extra camera for her "Making of" her filming her own job interview and has to double them up.

[@coryandrews9235]

"That's the best take." Matt, it's the Final Take.

[@darkmega97]

I like that, what seems to be, the only elevator in a hospital is up a flight a stairs so that people in wheel chairs can't reach it

[@Jaxnos]

Oh wow, I figured the Spookycuffs was all we were gonna get tonight. Take me into your eternal darkness, bois!

[@capt.sandyvagoo6619]

TTKB fuck that noise. Every day of October has to have a shitstorm. It's tradition!

[@RebelCannonClub74]

hallowed tradition, the sacred days of October must be painted with shit, it keeps the demon Woolie from ringing your door bell asking, "when's woolies' world?"

[@Fitzy_Fitz]

into the Matt mcmuscles hole

[@noventaeum]

"Man, I have the manliest scream..." "..It's not." And that's the exact moment where I completely lost it

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

"I'm just your average every day girl going for an interview at a hospital. Wow this place sure is big! Oh, actual monsters and creepy mannequins? Better not show any surprise whatsoever."

[@tri3s4life]

There must have been a free 'VHS degradation' overlay released in the past year.

[@ArmorKuma]

I always bring my VHS Go Pro Helmet to record my camera screen when I go to a job interview.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Kuma same just in case the interviewer tries to seduce me

[@BreadAssassin]

I know I'm being nitpicky here, but who designed that hospital that the elevator is UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

[@shimotuazuma9485]

People with a PhD in silliness and construction from the most insane man ever

[@N00BSYBORG]

I didn't know the guys who made Assassin's Creed Unity worked on this.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

This looks more polished ;P

[@N00BSYBORG]

AfroMetalMizu They used that year of not making another Assassin's Creed game well.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

N00BSYBORG Just realized it's been a year. Thank god ;P

[@N00BSYBORG]

AfroMetalMizu I love those games but it needed a break.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

N00BSYBORG They coulda used the last 4 years to make a new Prince of Persia!

[@Bencc94]

Looks like they should have left this Final Take on the cutting room floor!

[@Solid_Seth]

Got em'

[@IPFreelly604]

lad

[@globox123456789]

wew

[@Chaoticus9]

the girl sounds like whenever Matt and Pat do impressions of whiny girls

[@RanMouri82]

With their pumpkin spice lattes~

[@MinersLoveGames]

This game looks like someone tried combining the aspects of Slender and Fatal Frame and failed on every aspect. Although I do have to say that the guy's screaming was pretty good.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Yeah, he must have actually been getting mauled for it to be so much better than the girl's totally BSed scream afterward lol

[@ufusnake]

Ok she has a smart phone why the vhs look to the game like he probaly hasnt used one in years

[@ufusnake]

also it looks like shiet

[@MChill]

Clearly there's a grainy camcorder app we both need to download.

[@bs06c2m]

given it said the interview was in 2000 i doubt she has a smart phone

[@Oujouj426]

+Chris Mitchell Why would you argue before even watching the first five minutes? Do you think your assumptions are infallible?

[@crazyj10agains]

And the second guy clearly had a _digital_ camcorder.

[@athenatheshewolf]

But for real we appreciate you guys pussing out for our entertainment.

[@stanx96]

The scariest thing about all this that no one else but afro is pushing Mechaweek 3.

[@0rriAndroid]

what'd you name your mobile suit, in gundam breaker 3? i named mine "Overlord's Chariot"

[@stanx96]

Richter The D I don't even have any mech games. But if had that game, I would name it "Fairy Cakepuff" for maximum humiliation.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

It's fucking terrifying

[@stanx96]

AfroMetalMizu It's super spoopy that I'm not gonna see any sick giant robot fights. I'm fucking shuddering yo.

[@guidetoanything]

i didn't know that it was an option

[@Ewan661]

Thank you for making October the best month of the year!

[@ifuckedacatandilikedit7506]

Ooof I thought the spookycuffs was the video of the night, you guys scared me there.

[@Fjarhultian]

I liked the sound of the spooky ghost just clubbing protagonist over the head.

[@Ohnonoki]

Gold Fish are a good snack to eat when you are scared.

[@0rriAndroid]

i concur

[@mex1jvr]

im kinda scared... can you timestamp the jumpscares.

[@TK0921]

mex1jvr No help from friend.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

The scales get stuck in my throat. Not a fan.

[@geardog24]

I'll stick to frozen pineapple chunks, thank you.

[@hovsep56]

when a game is so indie that you don't even know if the bug is made on purpose or not

[@lemeres2478]

from the voice acting, I guess the final take was also the first take. Or maybe the other takes were somehow worse? And this was thus them saying "Fuck it. Good enough. Final take."

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

Yeah, this year's Shitstorm may have the absolute *best* intro of all time.

[@JackalB4]

"I'm going to an interview for a nursing position, better get my camera that records to VHS while I use a modern phone as a torch!" k.

[@qurazy]

I'm glad this crt/vhs footage thing never got played out in these dime a dozen unity horror games.

[@mrKittyCat1]

My parents came in and asked me what I was watching and I said, "Shitstorm Five: Shitsurrection." But they heard me wrong, so now they think I'm watching "Shitstorm Five: Shit Erection." They're not wrong.

[@Alenthas]

So here's the image your story conjures. You're sitting in a dark room in front of your PC. Suddenly your door creaks open and your parents stare at you with dead eyes. They're standing behind the door frame, but leaning inside the room ever so slightly. Your father asks "What are you watching, Thymyster_ my son?" and you answer "I'm watching shitstorm five shitsurrection daddy!" and your mother who is wearing those 50's dresses with a wavy blonde hair asks "Shit's erection?"

[@percivaldotburgers]

Welcome back to Surgeon Simulator: Afterhours

[@keele454]

I have to watch that intro for every video!! It's just so fantastic!! XD

[@darrelsam419]

*starts video and sees static* This looks good, it reminds me of the video effects in Anatomy, this might be a good game. *8 minutes in* Fuck this game.

[@darrelsam419]

***** I agree. The video distortions should be related to whatever types of cameras they have, basically like how Outlast does it. Instead they apparently think smartphones and camcorders produce VCR static. What is this and why.

[@elronman]

Game Devs take note. If a feature, like voice overs, is this bad it's okay to cut it!

[@chasewilson3693]

wow this VA is just wow, perfectly fit for the Shitstorm if you ask me

[@ZonsoAvalune]

The ambient music is actually really good.

[@Kaiser00Wilhelm]

I think the secret message of this game is "Millennials are so desperate for jobs that they are willing to work in Silent Hill as long as it pays enough."

[@MrSingularity44]

Pat's stand 「PERFECT」grants him the ability to calibrate any device so you can hear and see any secrets or flaws of the subject being recorded.

[@TheStrxggler]

CUT! CUT! CUT! JUST GO FOR IT! *SOME OTHER VIEWTIFUL JOE VIDEO TAPE REFERENCE*

[@AfroMetalMizu]

VIEWTIFUL JOE 3 WHEN, PLATINUM

[@MassayukiSama]

God I loved that game and the sequel.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

***** "A REAL V Watch! Hehehaa, I always wanted to try one on..! Toh!"

[@coolguyman16]

Ready? ACTION!

[@hilleltaco]

FINISHED!

[@bondage-chan9738]

Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 6: The reason for Liam's stunning good looks actually stems from his status as a demigod. One fateful night, Aphrodite courted a lonely Vita and the rest, my friends, was history. The resultant child was Liam (Liam-senpai, to use his full name), ruler of Vita. He possesses the ability to give and take the concept of moe from objects and lifeforms at will. They say that each of his 99 Vita act as a vessel for a fragment of his soul, and thus his body will continuously regenerate until each Vita is obliterated.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

So she courted a shota? Hawt.

[@JohnFDoe]

Well Bondage-chan, to post something when the video hasn't been out for a minute, all so senpai can notice you, is admirable. Kudos, and good luck.

[@bondage-chan9738]

+AfroMetalMizu Well, God does support straight shota, so I suppose Aphrodite also valiantly fights for the straight shota brigade.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Bondage-chan "This is good, isn't it?"

[@RebelCannonClub74]

until all 99 Vita vessels are destroyed? this sounds like a job for Yu Yu hakusho and/or inuyasha. fuck harry potter tho, he wishes he could get into that asian girls' pants. Liam senpai would wreck his shit.

[@capt.sandyvagoo6619]

"I don't like a lot of light in my house!" The commentary and banter is great in this episode so far.

[@YouSoSpice]

Collect 8 pages! My favorite! I hope at one point we'll see a man who doesn't eat too much.

[@gaminggoddess85]

So she decided to bring a shitty old VHS camcorder to record her job interview for some reason... yet she has a smartphone with seemingly infinite battery that she could've used. Methinks the devs just wanted to use a VHS filter without thinking of a reason to justify it. They're hardly used to good effect and mostly just give the player eye strain headaches. ...Wait, why is the second guy recording himself recording with his camcorder?? The fuck even is this game?

[@Sigismund697]

shut up tho

[@gaminggoddess85]

I will think up a witty retort when my eyes refocus and my head stops hurting from watching that awful scanline filter.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

It ain't Yakuza, that's for sure ;P

[@gaminggoddess85]

AfroMetalMizu Although Kiryu will be sporting a brand new Xperia XZ smartphone in Yakuza 6. You see IGN's new 17 minute Yakuza Zero trailer btw? It's got Majima being so calm and suave and it just messes with my head so badly lol.

[@gerythionargarys7848]

No, but Darkness consumes us.

[@EmperorZ19]

This is a weird one. It's obviously had some work put into it, but it's so poorly thought out in places. Why does your character, who has a smart phone, take an old-ass camcorder to record what was supposed to be a job interview? Why do they keep going through an obviously decrepit building? Why can they never shut up sometimes but don't react to the things that actually deserve comment? How are you viewing a VHS-tape of a guy looking at his camcorder?

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Spoopy Walking Simulator 2016

[@edwardisme]

Matt making the Ace Attorney reference made me smile :)

[@GoodOlChippy1]

I'm really digging this woolie vision. Really amplifies the spooks

[@TasTheWatcher]

As long as Omikron exists the horror will never be over.

[@pheebzie]

Shitstorm is literally my favorite thing about October. You're NEVER allowed to not do it.

[@chaos396]

The girl is well acted, and VERY hot.

[@MalisinECila]

This comment better be a callback to that one game.

[@xTom218]

I would rate the level of the acting of the actress as VERY BAD.

[@xmiseryjokers9570]

Think it was called "Chasing Dead" aha :')

[@emranismail4875]

oh yeah "chasing dead" LP was fucking amazing

[@TheBlackSpiral]

That scream was the best thing though.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Adam Miller...long hair...fabulously good looks... Are you playing Liam's long lost brother?!

[@MantraMan2077]

This seems low budget as fuck. Meaning that it'll hopefully over compensate for the lack of talent and actual tension with HUGE BIG GORE AND JUMP-SCARES FOR DAYS! That's just what I want though. Your opinion matters as well.

[@dcung8833]

they asked David Cage to solely find the va for this main "character" im guessing that's where the spookiness budget went

[@Petroleumish]

Jumpscare count and times spoiler: 8:20 made Pat go "uhwaaahh..." 8:55 pretty spooky 10:58 woooo whoa a tiny baby spoop 12:12 Patscream.mp3 14:45 they get got 17:40 poor Matthew Mercer 26:30 was the best take they had.

[@katawatenshu]

that static band vid effect makes this so hard to watch, I can't imagine how obnoxious it was to play with

[@hurrdurrmurrgurr]

The title is ominous sounding but doesn't mean anything. You play a first person camera which views the world by holding a camera. You gather clues which don't explain anything with no idea how many collectables you need. You are chased by monsters you move faster than and can just sidestep around. Your character speaks but only about irrelevant nonsense. There are poorly explained puzzles which aren't even necessary to progress. This is clearly a masterfully done deconstruction of the first person horror genre.

[@Lurdiak]

When you have this much voiced dialogue for your main character you should really make sure to get a good VA.

[@detbasil]

Man, remember when they tried to do a scare cam for a few episodes of a previous shitstorm? Good times.

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

You mean 2 episodes? Pat's was the best.

[@detbasil]

yea, all of two episodes and everyone hated it.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Nicolaos Diakos they should have done it for anatomy

[@F1nk__Ployd]

i dont care how hard it is to get a job nowadays, if you go in for an interview at a place that seems even slightly rundown, and see even one single mannequin, you say FUCK THAT and GO AWAY

[@DarkdevilKnight0]

the truly scary thing about this is that girl's voice acting!

[@ghostm14]

My daily fix is here!

[@EstukoV]

From the previous ShitStorms, I've learned to fear video games that involve tapes of various kinds. Fuck.

[@SuprememessageNG]

Well it's a good thing Matt fights for Shitstorm; it's legitimately the only thing I consistently come to this channel for.

[@BioDomeWithPaulyShor]

This game would be so much better if the main character just didn't fucking talk.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

The scariest part of this Shitstorm is the lack of a proper schedule

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Schedules are for chumps.

[@ghostfear2011]

AfroMetalMizu The other one was late on Vessel too.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

***** Old age is catching up with them and their uploading tech

[@0rriAndroid]

yo, afro. try this. community.us.playstation.com/t5/Consoles-Peripherals/FIXED-PS4-won-t-connect-to-internet/td-p/43574218

[@PureMetalDragon]

Because no one should expect the Shitstorm. It strike when your guard is down!

[@DrN0rd]

So is your face a camcorder?

[@DrN0rd]

But, but they said I was a normal boy.

[@OctavianRex08]

You're playing as that guy from the Sonic Dreams Collection.

[@DrN0rd]

matterking1 No shut up!

[@DarknessViper99]

How come your camcorder-face isn't your face-face?

[@DrN0rd]

I don't know, okay?!

[@isaiah2696]

The descriptions are really well written for this storm. Idk if Liam is writing them but if so then BRING BACK SQUARE-CHAN

[@davidcage2646]

THERE IS NO FINAL TAKE WITH ME AROUND!

[@iliketehfair]

So, did she get the job?

[@GinyouRinsom]

Nothing is quite as spooky as the wait for a employer to call you back. The horror. The. Horror.

[@jonhenry7740]

Yeh, the realization of life before death is about equivalent to the wait for that phone call....Conrad just vomited on the ceiling of his casket because of you.

[@DarknessViper99]

GinyouRinsom It's been a week for me since then, I'm straight spooked.

[@GinyouRinsom]

DarknessViper99 You never know when it'll happen. You could be watching TV, eating dinner, staring blankly at the wall when all of a sudden... BOOM. Employed.

[@DarknessViper99]

GinyouRinsom Here's hopin'. I called back yesterday, but still didn't receive a yes or no answer. Gotta get the money tho, eBay is ruining me!

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

I keep wishing that the alien from the pizza hut commercial would just return home already. I feel bad about it. He seems like a cool dude. On topic; I think that the Shitstorm of Scariness is the friends' most awaited and hyped event. It's nice to see people excited for something. Makes me feel good.

[@TheMarctnt]

You know, I don't think Pat's little girl scream in the intro is ever gonna get old. Makes me giggle every time.

[@СтепанХудяков-у1д]

The Maddentown's Main Hospital provides chains, creepy dolls and plenty of other accesories to help you improve your personal incestual love triangle experience! Play mothers against daughters in Maddentown's Main Hospital!

[@aj00]

That "No Mr. Simpson! No" at the end had me dying

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Look at this photograph! Every time I do it makes me ask When are you guys gonna play Blazblue?

[@0rriAndroid]

beet version of that is the edit that's 'look at this graph!' then he holds up a graph and it's just silence

[@stanx96]

It makes me ask "When's Mechaweek 3?"

[@luedog4life]

Chris Merkel Studios What the hell is on Woolies head?

[@toshi7429]

I really miss the days when thumbing something down actually did something...

[@stanx96]

Richter The D I fucking died when I found about that.

[@coreylemon]

I was SOOO prepared for the Spookicuffs to be the Shitstorm vid for the night. I'm loving that there's more though!

[@coreylemon]

I regret commenting before watching. This "game" is hot recycled garbage with snapchat filters.

[@MrStriker2332]

Is it just me or is that monster doing hamon breathing.

[@Samm815]

i have never been more bored by a shitstorm video in my life

[@lipzxnfvcx]

Really takes you out of it even more when you realize the scan lines loop.

[@Jeimuzu17]

omg everytime i see that ridiculous clip of zach bursting through pats body it always makes me laugh so hard lol

[@mssaraprek]

Fuckin Matt singing the Berserk opening made me lose my shit. Also I didn't even know about the new berserk anime and when i googled new berserk anime the first result was kotaku saying that shit.

[@Nagittchi]

Time for the interview better bring my HUGE ASS 1990S CAMCORDER

[@globox123456789]

Matt shitting on Kotaku is some good shit.

[@DuranMK2]

In this episode: Matt and Pat must battle against overbearing and nonsensical VHS filters while solving Resident Evil: Revelations puzzles, then play Slenderman with the invisible ghost of Assassin's Creed: Unity in an old building bathed in effluvial foetor.

[@terrenceswiff]

What wonderful voice acting

[@Duke_de_Plata]

12:12 Manliest scream

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

16:00 HES USING A CAMCORDER WHILE FILMING ON A CAMCORDER WITH A VHS FILTER?! THE FUCK.

[@4narchi5t]

Actually Sara was using a camcorder to film the TV that was showing the footage of Adam filming himself using a camcorder to film ghosts?

[@Arcidev1]

I add the same exact thought when guy #2 came up that it looked just like Mercer.

[@ryancole3058]

Am I crazy or is there a whole generation of 20-something game devs who spent their childhood being thoroughly spooked by VHS and poor tracking?

[@zhazha23]

"When my dad was in school, and there was a kid with left hands..." Did... did Pat's dad go to school with J. Geil?

[@FreeDjinn]

My seance to summon rape ghost failed, now where shall I get my spooky butt pounding from?

[@dcung8833]

Ask Chris Merkels...hes been making spooky posts about this monster called Blazblue

[@jcmorehead666]

6:42 Hospitals, hospitals never change. 26:30 No Matt. That was The Final Take.

[@MutualDeath]

oh man I love mat's simpson references

[@DragonZeara]

Yaknow Anatomy taught me something about recent horror games, It actually feels better when there's no danger, but you're never made aware that there's no danger. More games should do that.

[@ghostfear2011]

Too many video filters.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

No we need more.

[@ghostfear2011]

Michael Murphy Any more and it will be Kane and Lynch Dog Days where not only did they put video filters, they also added shaky cam and lens flare.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

***** Aw man lens flares are the best.

[@ghostfear2011]

Michael Murphy upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/High-quality_lens_flare_rendering.png

[@murphyslaw_1776]

***** Aw yeah... *unzips pants*

[@demilung]

No, Matt, the first take was perfect. "Did you know that Sword Art is HUUUUGH"

[@stryflyer]

So that's where all the woodmens got send in Illbleed.

[@nanomasa929]

YES!! Thank you so much! This comment made my day😄love Illbleed!

[@0rriAndroid]

if what we get each video is the final, i'd hate to see the takes that didn't make the cut

[@mineMissHellsing]

Holy hell there's a lot of new Shitstorm. I feel oddly blessed.

[@Syko7s]

Pat: "I wish I had that disease where I could stay indoors all day and no one could judge me for being a shut in" Ginger-ism? Lets-Player-acy?

[@Sapheiorus]

That awkward moment where you are trying to kamikaze the video into ending by running straight for a spook, and then NOTHING HAPPENS.

[@cinless4698]

I really like how once a year the best friends give us a month of mostly black screens, so we can see our faces mirrored in the computer and realise that it is us who are truly the shitstorm.