Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - HAUNTED HOUSE CRYPTIC GRAVES

[@JeedyJay]

I love how proud Matt is of having bought this. "You can't stop _ME_ from getting the bad game! Suck it, Steam!"

[@nyrbjennings2764]

"I'm tired of healing. The healing is taking a lot out of me and I'm very tired." Pretty sure that's going to be exactly the plot of Logan.

[@blackcamcorder]

"who wants to watch manchildren play games at 3 in the morning" "OH BOY 3 AM"

[@teacakes6861]

It's 4 am in my shithole. So, yeah.

[@RRM25100]

it's like 8:00 over here

[@dcung8833]

6 over here

[@AbovetheAgAme]

*Recorded August 12th at **9:30** pm*

[@Alexplosion35]

9pm here. East coast represent!

[@MantraMan2077]

I can't remember the last time I looked at a grave and thought "You know what, there is a riddle in this grave, and I KNOW there's something going on here!"

[@WastedPotential17]

...how often do you look at graves?

[@MantraMan2077]

Wasted Potential - Requiem Well when you murder as many people as I have, sometimes they don't let you get the last word in. So you have to wait until ALL the way to the end of the funeral to stand in front of that rock and go "Look who's alive fucker! Here's a hint, not you douchebag!" The family members get very confused and angry afterwards.

[@Alexplosion35]

Yeah, then the victim's family wants to call the cops and you're like "Whaaaaat? It's fiiiine, they're dead, they don't give a shit."

[@letthatchildalone7843]

Funny enough, there's a riddle in Arkham Asylum that's in a grave. So, long story short, Riddler introduced Batman to necrophilia.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Go handle your sesh

[@Kolbatsu]

That uncle's face is the most terrifying thing I've seen this Shitstorm. Might even be the scariest thing in video game history. Makes PT look like The Legendary Starfy.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

They should've just called it Boo! Haunted House!

[@zaneseibert]

Medea should be the monster in this game.

[@thewraithwriter22]

+Zane Seibert hahahahahahahahaha!

[@acdenton5726]

atom heart father.

[@TheStrxggler]

Blur Effects. History's greatest monster.

[@dcung8833]

if you cant make it out, its scurry

[@AbovetheAgAme]

CryEngine 6.5

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

It's true. Whenever I take off my glasses, I can see beyond the veil. Can't make out what's on the other side worth a damn, but I'm pretty sure it's beyond the veil.

[@zaneseibert]

Worse that Pat's nemesis, letterboxing?

[@hihyrules]

no nothing's worse than letterboxing aside from game breaking bugs and crashes but since those aren't features nothing's worse than letterboxing

[@TheCreaturesfan1]

The real scary thing is wondering if another good horror game will get played this shitstorm!

[@thelaughingrouge]

Yeah, maybe they shouldn't have started off with Anatomy.

[@Gamer4672]

Still waiting for them to upload Monstrum

[@ziongamer6905]

+Gamer4672 YAAAAAAS, That game would be great

[@TroopperFoFo]

They should play Pajama sam no need to hide when it's dark outside. Watching Pat and mat try and figure out baby puzzles is the true horror.

[@XxRandomxNamexX]

Still waiting for afraid of monsters...

[@davidcage2646]

This is definitely me when I commit a hate crime and get away with it.

[@zaneseibert]

When's the ghost whale show up?

[@radosity1]

You won't lie?

[@ShawnyBoyMusicpage]

"Stalkers are dangerous, avoid them at all cost. You can see them using your power" **Walks into the darkness without turning on the vail** **Dies**

[@WorldsRichestLesbian]

That statue has a Hank Hill butt.

[@activityzone353]

I sell ass, and ass accessories

[@Xicarah]

You should indulge in your own products...

[@bryceandrew13]

i.imgur.com/dxLgpAc.jpg

[@plumcrazysomers]

That butt ain't right.

[@corazonfeathers8116]

Bwaahhahaha!

[@zcairstrike]

It really feels like that with a higher budget and a bit more experience this game could be fucking great. The scares work and the atmosphere seems good, but it just seems like the dev doesn't know the actual game design side of things.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

zcairstrike atari must have outsourced to some indie dev

[@OctavianRex08]

This could be real good if it wasn't so bad.

[@WFoong98]

It was made during the downfall of Atari so there was no hope of it ever getting it up to standard

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I got a bit of an Eternal Darkness vibe, complete with being utterly technically incapable of being all it could be.

[@levishawback1218]

"Maybe they ripped the vocals out because they kept breaking." Ah yes, the good old Pokemon Go approach to fixing problems

[@JasynSuin]

I'm sure you have seen that symbol before, Pat; it's a Celtic knot, it's not exactly uncommon.

[@WFoong98]

Did you expect a Leprechaun to know that... Oh wait...

[@skittyzed]

I did expect them to recognise the other door symbol though, which was straight up just a transmutation symbol from Full Metal Alchemist, its like they typed in "magic circle" and took whatever came up first

[@BonnieBoestar]

Zanna He's probably remembering it from when they played The Wolf Among Us. The Woodsman's Axe had the same symbol on it, supposedly blessed by druids.

[@Triceritrozer]

Wow, you're right, Skittles.

[@bryanee83]

That moment you see the door in corridor that they miss and then they proceed to wonder around for ten minutes checking the same stuff over and over. I love you SBF, never change.

[@angbandsbane]

[@DeadBoneJones]

What a cryptic jogo.

[@murciadoxial8056]

what a broken jogo

[@arashi86]

jogo's bizarre adventure

[@taumpytears]

HAUNTED HOUSE CRYPTIC GRAVES SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

[@sofarexistenceisprettymeh.9054]

Freebert Freeman terrifying textures and ghostly glitches edition

[@Alexplosion35]

Haunted House Mysterious Jogo

[@roachdoggjuniorvevo6112]

Hey nice profile picture.

[@bondage-chan9738]

Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 23: _"He Who Speaks of Gods"_, is what they call him. His name is whispered amongst groups of admirers. Passed around, word to word, note to note. _"All hail the lord of Ustabiaz! Takahata, God-king of these blessed lands!"_ the masses shout, hoping, dreaming, _salivating_ at the thought that he may allow them even a glimpse of his ambrosial resplendence. _"They say those who gaze upon his hair--flowing locks, cascading from his crown as if waterfalls of entrancingly elegant ebony--will forever be blessed in his infinite glory!"_ they gossip; old biddies going carelessly about their daily methodical. _"Those so favored that they may indulge in the languid river that is his voice will never be without joy!"_ They whisper, but they do not know. They do not know of his darkness. Of the snakes that slither at his feet. Yes, he is like to charm those who would let him. And who would not let him, indeed? _"Fear not! They may be snakes, yes, but surely they cannot bite. Surely they will not dare lash out while under my sovereignty!"_ But the snakes are beasts of instinct, and they will let no human vassal--no rational mind--stay their fangs. Perhaps the kingdom is in shambles, now that their pillar of hope as been torn from their world. Perhaps the masses relent, sobbing in their piteous huts. If only they knew. If only they were aware. The taking of their king was not their ruin, but their salvation. It is we who must fear. We who must pray for mercy.

[@bondage-chan9738]

And here is yesterday's secret, as KZbin is conspiring against me and not showing my comments to other people for some reason. Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 22: It's strange, I could have sworn that I had written a secret before this one, but no matter how hard I try I can't find it. Come to think of it, the day I wrote it certainly was strange. First there was that incident with the cursed copy of Face/Off. Then I had to fend off hordes of disgruntled horseporn.com subscribers after I tried to tie myself up with the server's power cord. Then there was that wimpy looking guy I bumped into on the street that was talking into a frog with one hand and an atomic purple gameboy with the initials W.M. written on the side in the other. He kept muttering about his boss or some dumb shit. When I got home, I know I sat down to write 21, but then everything was blank for a while. I woke up with my computer turned off. I had assumed I finished it and just passed out afterwards, but It's nowhere to be found. What a mysterious jogo.

[@WorthyRiddle76]

Bondage-chan seriously, how do you do this?

[@DeadBoneJones]

Wait I don't get it

[@bondage-chan9738]

+Mark Noeker It's the power of my stand, 『PRETTY TIED UP』

[@WorthyRiddle76]

I dont know what I expect

[@Coud91]

Pat: "Is that the shittiest name for a thing, ever?" Me: "Yes." Pat: "Yes."

[@Deadwolf27]

In the intro, I didn't realize the killer was Zubas at first, I thought it was Pat

[@Zcumgod]

Deadwolf same here

[@turboyabo864]

i though it was just some old guy until i looked at it again and saw the storm

[@Deadwolf27]

Neat that we saw different things Nemsis

[@Sickomoder]

IT'S FUCKIN' ZUBAZ HOLY SHIT As a Zubaz cosplayer I'm losing my shit, I thought m'boi was lost in the depths of the Woolie hole

[@turboyabo864]

Deadwolf yeah

[@LameGeneralissimo]

Has there ever been a case where Pat saw a mansion in a game and did not describe it as being the same layout as the Spencer Estate?

[@mexicangoose6461]

The scariest thing about this shitstorm is the lack of Resident Evil, but I also remember that they've played most of them for the channel so I can't complain

[@MassayukiSama]

Outbreak and SH 1 would be good ideas

[@ForumBlackwolfdave]

Luca Blight they're in a glass case for stormy days

[@baphometsvoice6271]

Ivan Avendano like pat said about dead space 2: "Oh shit! The channel is about to die. Let's break the glass and play dead space 2."

[@MassayukiSama]

+Kirito They are probably gonna play a good game after Omikron just to rehabilitate Pat's sanity.

[@lelnope30]

Yeah man, I want all the Resident Evil. I really wish they would do a full LP of remake, maybe with Woolie and Liam since they're not as familiar (although it would be a sin not to include Pat in a RE playthrough) Either way, I just want to see some RE soon. I live for their Resident Evil playthroughs.

[@lucariojet]

I think the fear of creatures with longer proportions has more to do with the comparison to ourselves. If a creature has larger proportions, it usually has a longer reach or a quicker pace, things that make it even easier to hurt us and less likely of a safe escape. I think it applies just as much with animals as it does with humanoids, especially with sea creatures like Sharks. A shark doesn't inherently scare you, unless you're imagining attempting to out swim them or fight them in their turf.

[@boheyo]

> A shark doesn't inherently scare you 80% of it is just some dumb fish, it's just the remaining 20% is HELL MAW

[@tsukasasagawa1894]

lucariojet Thats pretty much it. What has ellongated bodies, faces, and are faster than us? Usually predators of the night such as big cats. The human ability to sense and notice when things seem human like seeing faces in designs or furniture is matched by our ability to notice when things are inhuman. There is also the very simple explanation that is"that thing is mechanically impossible, yet it is there and thats horrifying" such as humanoids that are that tall yet so incredibly thin or "that thing just looks like a damn monster."

[@helicopteroctopus6543]

"I'm tired of healing" Leaked plot detail from the new Wolverine movie

[@lefr33man]

I wish game devs were more parsimonious in their usage of music and sounds effects, especially non-diegetic ones. Silence is fucking scary.

[@sporeceress1465]

Welcome back to every house in the entire world is the Spencer Estate, starring your host, Pat!

[@doufancyapickle]

that symbol is one of the first images to pop up when you look up Celtic Symbol

[@SoraMotto]

Pat at any big house with a giant staircase in the middle of the foyer: "Is this the Spencer Estate??"

[@SecondCitySavior6969]

Monstar on the thumbnail reminds me of that Beenadick Cucumbersnatch guy

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Bendydick Thundersnatch

[@Garl_Vinland]

Pat, that Symbol you saw is an optional tattoo that you can apply to your character's face in Dark Souls 3... yes... that means that Haunted House Cryptic Graves is the next confirmed DLC.

[@hurrdurrmurrgurr]

It's also the logo for Charmed. Phoebe was best girl.

[@d00d60]

it's the trinity knot, a Celtic pagan symbol that is know used to show how the father, the son and the Holy Spirit are all the same. Thanks Irish heritage now internet folks will think I'm smart/pretentious

[@pickledparsleyparty]

I came down here just to see if someone knew what that thing was--it looked familiar to me, too. Thumbs up for you :)

[@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0]

You could have just said it's THE POWER OF THREE... from Charmed. That would have fit the theme.

[@doufancyapickle]

Garl Vinland it's also a Celtic symbol

[@tiptaphooves]

I was waiting for them to walk into a room with a giant transmutation circle and a giant suit of armor holding a one armed, one legged kid.

[@PandaBearPro]

How in the FUCK has no one mentioned the fact that their apostrophe fucked up and became an ASCII mess in the letter at 28:22!?

[@ActionYakPolice]

It's interesting that Pat finds it scarier to watch someone else play a scary game than to play it himself, since personally I find the opposite to be true. I could watch an LP of pretty much any scary game but I won't play one myself. There's a layer of abstraction, like you're watching someone else get spooked instead of getting spooked yourself.

[@FreeJayPatches]

ActionYakPolice Do scary movies not scare you as well? I can do haunted houses and movies but video games that I play myself can super spook me. Amnesia had me running like crazy and freaking out.

[@ActionYakPolice]

Movies don't scare me but I won't go into a haunted house.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I have the same feeling, except I _will_ play horror games. I don't think I've felt a satisfaction equaling the one you get when through an area in Silent Hill 3. That game really piled on the enemies and made most of your weapons weak as hell. It's a bit challenging and scary, but in a good way.

[@garbledgaming1696]

12:50 Could it be that the Spencer Estate is modeled after a generic mansion???

[@philthepower256]

What a generic mansion!

[@garbledgaming1696]

Ha.

[@boheyo]

Like a 19th century mcmansion.

[@globox123456789]

What do you think of it?!

[@bondjames8225]

ive never seen a game that was so brilliant and so incompetent at the same time.

[@hotrodturtle]

As a professional Artist, I only use the finest tools available. CRAYOLA.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

hotrodturtle granted they melt pretty well, can make some sweet wax art.

[@hotrodturtle]

RebelWinterwolf Yeah, but there's just something inherently silly to me about describing a stick of wax as a tool.

[@EstukoV]

Oh, I thought it was going to be Woolie's home we'd be exploring. This is fine too I guess, some day we'll confront that pirate who stole from the woolie the pie stealer.

[@blueskysonmars]

When's Timesplitters 2?

[@letthatchildalone7843]

How many splits can you split in the splitted time?

[@GamerTreeProductions]

Martin Cuevas with Milkbaby?

[@ThE6CoN4TRaSt]

I rather time splitters future perfect, or else they should do all the games.

[@supergoron1]

+Super Buu furiously crotch chopping Three and then the series is canceled.

[@CPCGamer]

Future Perfect, man. That haunted house section was pretty great.

[@0rriAndroid]

here i was thinking zubaz would team up with the newest zaibatsu character to take down the beast who claimed his title belt

[@hoodedavenger254]

Richter The D WHO? NEW CHARACTER? DID I MISS SOMETHING

[@0rriAndroid]

ted? in the intro? lucky ted?

[@hoodedavenger254]

Richter The D OH ok I didn't get that

[@hoodedavenger254]

Richter The D I didn't think it was RUCKY ted

[@Gamer4672]

maybe that's actually his evil twin clone...zabuz

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Did someone use a metal band name generator to come up with that title?

[@stanx96]

Chris Merkel Studios Sounds more like a robot trying to describe spooky things.

[@0rriAndroid]

seems more like there were vaguely spooky words on a dart board

[@dcung8833]

Probably the machine cage uses to come up with some edge

[@AfroMetalMizu]

I wish we could get some metal. Brutal Legend LP when?

[@stanx96]

AfroMetalMizu *head begins to bang furiously from combination of awesome memories and total agreement*

[@plumcrazysomers]

"Cryptic Graves" itself can be seen as repetitive, since a crypt is a kind of grave; but cryptic also means hidden, so whatever

[@SapphireCrook]

But is it a tautology or a pleonasm!? That being said, 'cryptic' does not derive from 'crypt', though both may derive from the ancient Greek word for 'hidden', though that doesn't add up with graves. Point is, it's not a tautology or a pleonasm OR a repetition of any kind. D: Unless the writer of that title thought he was super smart, but was also a complete idiot for thinking near-homonyms equate to similar meanings and origins. What a dingus that man must be. Like everyone else who made this game.

[@plumcrazysomers]

yeah, I felt like being picky

[@n0m4nic]

A daughter and uncle team of ghost hunters. That's a thanksgiving I want to be a fly on the wall for.

[@bahoomahoo]

loving the Unlucky Ted intro

[@Biodeamon]

that old guy's head moves last he's like a possessed joseph goldbloom

[@VTRDC27]

the fact that the devs seem incapable of building this on a level plane is crazy Pat, it's called the uncanny valley.

[@mikeegee21]

Oh! I've seen Jim Sterling play this. The guy walking forward, stopping, turning on a dime and then turning back to continue was the scariest thing I've ever did, I say I say, I ever did see.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

I think Jim is way scarier than any game now

[@dannyfitzgerald1593]

This house has stairs, wooden floors and hallways. It's exactly like the Spencer Estate!!

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

those door sigils look like someone's attempting human transmutation.

[@CatsMeowLol]

Thanks, Obama.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

They tried to bring their door mother back to life.

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

One of them had to bind his door Brothers Soul to a vault door.

[@Shadow60f]

The opening always get's me half chub, the rest of the video bring's it to full dood :3

[@MantraMan2077]

I can almost guarantee that all British people have watched every episode of Friends Pat and Matt. Because Comedy Central UK has literally nothing else to show us for the last half a decade. They keep trying to come up with new excuses to show it. "Here's the top 21 Episodes of all time. Now here's a bunch of episodes to vote on your favourite character. Now here's the top 21 Ross episodes. Now here's the top 21 Rachel episodes. Now here's the top 21 Chandler episodes..." AND IT KEEPS ON GOING 'TILL THE END OF TIME.

[@ghostfear2011]

sans the skeleton Us it's Futurama and censored Archer.

[@MantraMan2077]

***** Futurama is the shit but it's barely on over here. And we don't even have Archer on TV over here. Netflix only. Hell we only get like Venture Bros. once a month.

[@ghostfear2011]

sans the skeleton In the mornings Comedy Central shows 2 hours of SNL now with all day South Park every Wednesday.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

sans the skeleton your initial wording confused me and I thought you meant they showed best friends play on tv

[@hkazu63]

RebelWinterwolf we would welcome that more than the same episode of Friends replayed every 2 hours. Which isn't even an exaggeration sometimes.

[@redmeta4]

Can't have a complete Shitstorm without a "Shits Locked" episode.

[@thebigmcnasty2112]

I've been waiting all day for this storm of shit

[@paddington2063]

This is the first video of yours to actively hurt my head while watching it

[@AirYosukekun]

Maybe it shits up a lot later, but that honestly didn't look too bad. It looked like it was better than Chasing Dead at least and I'm pretty sure that's still on steam.

[@zcairstrike]

My bet is one the dev seeing all the negative ratings and freaking out, maybe. Good scare design, but not good game design, might be someone coming to game making from another medium.

[@AirYosukekun]

zcairstrike That'd make the most sense to me. Just seems weird since from first look here it doesn't seem that bad.

[@globox123456789]

"You need all this for audio processing?!" "I just use a laptop!" That might explain the shitty audio sometimes. Get yourselves some gigantic piece of electronic junk, already!

[@Zante126]

Y'know; I wasn't quite feeling the Shitsurrection title for this year, but it's been growing on me

[@Vulkans]

22:21 The sound I make whenever I see another Omikron episode in my sub box.

[@MinersLoveGames]

Still waiting on more of those ACTUAL scary games...

[@doufancyapickle]

anatomy is pretty scary to me

[@scrubsweep]

Yo the girl in the intro was drawn mad thicc for like ONE frame

[@Dabednego]

"The One With the Spooky Mansion" "I hope this isn't Ross' blood... wait, fuck Ross."

[@joshuas.g.g.4951]

6:35 I laughed harder at Matt's response than I thought I would.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

4:20 I believe that symbol is known as a 'Celtic Knot', Pat. They're pretty popular with new-age religions and musicians alike. There are many different designs and this one, I think, represents eternity. Take that as you will.

[@adambuesching5924]

The scariest thing about this game is the massive headache the transition between pleb vision and ghost vision gives me.

[@txgamer1347]

The save symbol is a Celtic knot. I have one tattooed on me

[@MrStatistx]

TxGamer13 do you have people touching you cause they want to save???

[@txgamer1347]

***** Hm, maybe that explains my uncle all those years ago.......

[@chadschmaltz9790]

4:55 The transmutation circle on the door is from Fullmetal Alchemist. They didn't even try to photoshop it or anything.

[@iller3]

_"You need THIS much for Audio Processing??"_ you're right that's only for ppl who take pride in their quality and synching

[@Mrphillysfinest10]

God, the close up of the man is scaring me more than the game itself

[@67candelora]

I would love a new segment called "behind the shit", where you show the setup for some of the games or interesting developments of the show.

[@Stantasio]

In a haunted house, " close the door so you can explore safely". It's HAUNTED, what's the ghost/monster gonna do; "oh no the doors closed I should just go away and come back later."

[@TorvusVae]

Zubaz would actually make a decent horror movie villain, hahaha

[@FlamingAtheist]

Ever mansion with a center staircase is the Spencer estate to pat

[@jorgamund07]

28:06 and 28:15 Holy crap, the subtitles AND the story text can't even get apostrophes right!

[@monkeyman123321]

WOW this game looks great for a game that came out in 1982!!!

[@Wulfsmasher]

I still want a full length feature of ghost liam and preacher woolie

[@Rigermonster]

I tried watching this video last night while I was really drunk and the blur effects and filters made me vomit. Now I'm rewatching this sober and it still gives me headaches.

[@ParrotParrot]

I'm sad they tried to avoid smushing themselves against doors when they realized you could see through them Should have gotten in there more

[@Ozymandias2x]

"Boo! Haunted House."

[@mastermarkus5307]

The breathing sound after using the veil power was driving me insane. It's such fake-sounding exaggerated breathing.

[@MattStevens1352]

Okay but that mannequin monster thingy was brilliant I'm stealing that

[@tsukasasagawa1894]

I thought that horrible strained breathing was Matt or Pat when the monster first showed up so I flipped my shit when it showed up again and they both talked during the noise.

[@crazyinsane500]

No matter the shitty game, remember the mantra of a hero: Work hard, mustard big! -Happy Hawt Dog Man

[@emitSero-mp5os]

That math formula really got me. My hands can't stop shaking.

[@RickardLejonhjarta]

So, according to Wikiped "Miasma" is literally sentient fart gas

[@toastedllah2923]

after Pat said that Flies are a good indicator of dead things all I could think was, surly Wimplo.... then I remembered, Oh Killing is bad wrong, or bidong YES! we need Gi-na-dab.

[@TheM00ndawg]

That symbol is a celtic knot isn't it. Led Zeppelin used it a bunch. But Pat likely recognises it because he was such a huge fan of the Aaron Spelling supernatural soap opera, 'Charmed'.

[@UnstablePax]

TheM00ndawg Wow, that show was dumb... And I still liked it. Like, the plot was always kind of "Hey, the sisters sure has trouble in their life, but the real danger is this dumb demon!", but sometimes the writers had made a really cool villain!... which got destroyed in the same episode...

[@TheM00ndawg]

I watched the shit out of charmed.

[@RRM25100]

MORE SCARY HOUSE GAMES! I love that I live in a apartment...

[@MrJans3n]

I can't believe this game has that missing apostrophe font issue - that's amazing.

[@Cycemout]

Shits locked the sequel : revenge of the beep boops

[@Koogup]

Ooh the stann powers are too great

[@turbochomp]

As bad as this game looks, having the names of items hover on the object you look at is really cool

[@formeitsalwayslikethis]

to think this was considered a "bad game" back then on steam, now it's full of gargabe "games" made in 3 seconds

[@Gorfinhofin]

That game went from 0 to 60 and right back to 0 again VERY fast.

[@frowny5460]

I don't know, somehow I get the feeling Mat and Pat don't appreciate the shitstorm...

[@NetherStray]

> Pat sees a basic-ass Celtic knot "I've seen that symbol before! Mysterious!"

[@inferno232]

Puttin' the Shit in Shitstorm, eh, fellas?

[@TopSecretName]

Still waiting for the Countdown Vampires LP that was teased 4 years ago.

[@0rriAndroid]

that symbol pat's seen before is a tattoo option in dark souls 2

[@Dotoku14]

It really isn't though.

[@0rriAndroid]

you sure? maybe it was 3 and i'm remembering wrong

[@KingofWar07]

I typed in google "Celtic symbols" that same image is on the first page because my hunch was right. But I've never played Dark Souls 2 and will wager that that same symbol is in the game.

[@0rriAndroid]

so what you're telling me is that a celtic symbol was engraved into pat's mind, because he is as irish as matt's previously said h was

[@madelinecarlson7444]

Pretty sure it's a celtic knot

[@MARPOLO13]

I hope one day Pat actually gets a stand, except its' power is super disappointing or useless for him.

[@metroidhunter2861]

Did anyone else think the spooky straining voice was just Pat reacting to the key?

[@Bencc94]

Oh, wow, that spook gave me quite the frighten. I've got to catch my breath *ah, ha ha hah*

[@bytex666]

So I looked up this game on steam just out of curiosity, they weren't lying. It was literally taken off all digital distribution channels by Atari because it got slammed in reviews in 2014 and was a buggy, incomplete mess of a game that ran terribly on any computer system back in 2014. Atari picked it up from some indie dev, released it, then pulled it off the "shelves" again. As such, it will never be fixed or worked on again.