The P*ssy Church (yes, this is real)

SISTERS
the church:
pussychurchofmodernwitchcraft...
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[@jamesarnett1345]

I feel like 'Our wombs our wombs our wombs our wombs' is the last thing you hear before the sacrificial dagger is plunged into your chest.

[@gathenhielm9977]

And you're like, "Oh, thank god..."

[@christopherbradley7149]

And hung up on a crucervix

[@ashevergarden4528]

*HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY*

[@BethanyMcS]

Right about when the song starts yeah

[@samgreenlees5418]

Indeed

[@rayadam351408]

I was wondering if anyone ever used the safe words lol

[@BigGator5]

5th.

[@carlosspiceyweiner740]

THE CHANTS ARE THE FUCKING WORST

[@SpazDogz]

“They’re not really hurting anybody” speak for yourself that ‘poetry’ caused me physical pain

[@Warpenguin55]

I cringing so hard I might choke. It hurts so bad

[@panicatthedm873]

will finish this when i see the poetry 8d6 necrotic damage.

[@BigDictator5335]

They're like Vogons

[@blunderwomanthemyscira6224]

​@@BigDictator5335oh hell! Invoking Hitchhiker's Guide! Yassss!

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@panicatthedm873 more like psychic, or maybe both

[@pawncube6787]

This literally predicted Amen and Awomen

[@jesseward4115]

Fresh Prince first predicted it when the youngest daughter when through a feminist stage.

[@The_Weasel_]

Not just Amen, but Awomen, and Achildren too.

[@noremac7216]

More like people saying awoman predicted this

[@xxpurplexxrosexx]

Anonbinary

[@mickles1975]

Do they menstruate or do they womenstruate?

[@mickles1975]

@@kalajel Nah that sucks so it still has men in it.

[@marioescobar1047]

Justin Trudeau person-strates.

[@alphacritter5398]

Guys i have one...Cancer

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

Ohhh shit

[@rusangiza]

Big W

[@pepperet5216]

Feminist church: We are elephants Everyone: we know

[@daskanguru3515]

For that they'd need to be somewhere intelligent...

[@DaveLH]

If they were nice elephants that would be fine, but instead I'm imagining the bitchy, mean-spirited elephants from _Dumbo_...

[@emmadilemma9148]

stop insulting elephants

[@gachajoshmmiv3923]

*I* AM A MISTAKE. XD

[@lukasstruble660]

I think we need to address the elephant in the room

[@grimmy6447]

"Blessed Be The Blood" sounds like a kick ass metal song or a warhammer chaos khorn legion chant

[@GenderTranser]

It has to be someone with a deep threatening voice like Tim Foust

[@tyberostheredwake6153]

*LET THE BLOOD FLOW!*

[@thekodawolfgaming]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLESSED BE THE BLOOD OF THE LOYALISTS! yep it works

[@dr.buckaroobanzai6114]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[@sneakysquid62]

Or some kind of pagan viking warsong

[@shortstack9895]

I'm not ashamed of my period, I just don't like fetishizing it.

[@jimbo4908]

I hear the Church of Keanu Reeves is really taking off

[@talia_d]

can i join this church?

[@matthewguthrie3729]

Isn't that the church that has an annual dog petting week

[@Jess-kb1hb]

I will do a blood oath on keanus behalf. Deus Vult

[@meadeiocre7085]

It's good that the church grows ever stronger

[@pigeonsalad8995]

amen

[@brianscott2089]

Someone needs to make a "Blessed be the nut" chant for men.

[@michaelt.5672]

Please not. Let us at least PRETEND we still have standards.

[@zacharywranovsky]

Ngl kinda want to do this

[@DarkShadows-me2fj]

Above me is the duality of man.

[@angygremlin4423]

Why my PP no get hard no more?

[@4poundsofalmonds458]

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

[@matthewgragg2152]

I can't imagine anyone being able to listen to those chants for to long without going crazy.

[@Bruh234]

been 2 years but i think they were crazy to begin with when they made those chants and those who join em are probably also insane

[@4lackofbetter]

Pastafarianism is looking pretty good in comparison...

[@lanthan598]

crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room full of rats, and rats make me crazy

[@4lackofbetter]

@@lanthan598 Crazy? I was crazy once. They stuck me in a little round room with a little round dot. I counted that dot. One. One. One. I died that day, and when I was buried they planted flowers, and the roots grew down, tickled my nose, nearly drove me crazy.

[@em_dillemma]

The temptation to throw my phone across the room during the chants was incredibly strong.

[@nexra0]

"You know, you only exist for my amusement." -Shoe0nHead, 2018

[@christianlee8558]

nexra amen to that

[@vasilnz]

@@christianlee8558 bitch you mean *A W O M E N*

[@namor357]

This quote just won the Internet.

[@JustKrin]

She's definitely talking about us

[@iluvyunie]

Had to give 500

[@laurenchen]

That was gross. Thank you for sharing.

[@Iguanapoop39]

Lauren Chen love your videos

[@Mahiro801]

Lauren! I love your channel!

[@hypnovertigo7200]

Eyyyyyy it's Lauren!!!

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

I want my life to stoppity

[@huntermoss9403]

the first time i had seen you was on crowder's show, you're awesome lauren keep pushing onward!

[@Luci_xx]

"Awoman insted of Amen"... Oh no. Once again, the absurd has become real.

[@NoName-ml3kt]

“Everyday is Halloween when you’re a 4 who dresses like a 6” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@user-gw9zl2xz6f]

yeetus yeetus i might commit self deletus

[@ellicooper947]

Flippity floppity im gonna take the shottity

[@sharkdipus1588]

Yeetus with the fetus

[@mackstax4440]

Hippity hoppity, gotta call the Coppitiys

[@gageronii]

yeetus reetus *I WILL COMMIT SELF DELETUS*

[@kennymccormic5025]

Yeetus yeetus legalize fetus deletus

[@DrunkenPilotVideos]

"Blessed be the blood" sounds like a vampire cult chant

[@OmarrMcinnis]

HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY

[@wolfmatic399]

Stealing that for a story.

[@sirmaestrothehorse5152]

ZE VAMPIRA CLUT

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

The real sadness is that's supposed to parody the idea in Christian theology of Christ's blood.

[@sirmaestrothehorse5152]

@@wolfmatic399 it's been three weeks. How's the story going?

[@hattruck8607]

Let's make a church of ShoeOnHead.

[@jojo-b55]

Imagine hearing a large group chanting these ritualistic "verses" as they surround you, getting closer with every repetition....

[@charliekahn4205]

And then the one in the center unsheathes her scalpel.

[@alexandernyberg8668]

Makes it sound like they'll perform gender reassignment surgery on you or something "one of us, one of us!"

[@charliekahn4205]

@@alexandernyberg8668 nah, they don't seem to believe those with certain parts can be saved.

[@tyberostheredwake6153]

*"They got us surrounded"* *"Good, we won't have to aim when we start shooting"*

[@nman551]

The singing. of the cult girl. IT HURTS. Hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity

[@theblackbaron4119]

Wish granted! There's going to be a hitman deployed near you. He's going to murder you with strangely homeing briefcase with squiggles on itm

[@blackestdayyt955]

Hippitty Hoppity i want my life to Stoppity

[@minithegameguy4674]

@@theblackbaron4119 Hippitty Hoppity i want my life to Stoppity

[@beliciapinkrah3919]

She's not a bad singer though

[@michaelt.5672]

@@beliciapinkrah3919 That's what I thought too. Shame a good singing voice is going to waste on THAT.

[@WhiteAl01]

The person singing that "song" had a mic quality equivalent to shoes camera quality.

[@louiev.3367]

😂😂

[@hegeliansours1312]

Gee sh0e, the camera quality is worse than the "yikes!" thumbnail

[@danielhastings3167]

That's because she was singing on the toilet

[@kwiekadrian4]

So there is a great chance of success xD

[@stableape2967]

Potatoe?

[@darkraigigan5272]

I know the person who started this irl, and they are the most insufferable person I have ever had the misfortune of breathing near. The whiff of their armits could be smelled from a thousand miles, such like a stink bomb made from the toilets of taco bell.

[@plaguepengu2012]

cant believe shoe abused us by making us listen to a full 28 seconds of 'blessed be' or whatever

[@Danyko33]

"Blessed Be The Blood" sounds like a satanic ritual... or a Powerwolf song.

[@thekoockiemonsta4207]

fr lmao

[@jehtsalazar3900]

I think you’re the first person to have ever referenced Powerwolf outside of a Powerwolf comment section lmao. God bless that band tho, they bring me joy

[@Looptehloop]

nobody: YMFAH: HOW TO BE OP AND BREAK FEMINISM

[@cynicalsorcerer5509]

Someone needs to get Atilla on the line like right now.

[@mr.gentry160]

Sick powerwolf ref yo

[@kingdraco4634]

HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY Why isn’t it working

[@janeyjpg911]

Here have some setting spray

[@rainbowsherbertflavordcyio2082]

request approved: acquiring target......target locked......firing

[@andrewcraddock1358]

Because you're already in hell

[@glenfoxh]

There is no leaving. Not for you. Not for me. Not for any of us. For we are all mad here. You're mad. I'm mad. We are all quite mad.

[@zant2146]

Do what you preach

[@LoneisGamin]

I thought the chant was going to be "Sweet mother, sweet mother send your child onto me, for the sins, of the unworthy must baptize in, blood, and fear", And my church is going to be for games

[@charliekahn4205]

And then one of them, wearing her hair like a robe, pulls out a scalpel.

[@usagi9947]

I'm genuinely worried for these people. They've been seriously scarred

[@sneakysquid62]

Right? Our wounds? Who hurt you?

[@paulallen8329]

"Blessed be the blood" sounds like a Satanic ritual

[@dominik-ss2ot]

i’m a satanist and can confirm we use blessed be the blood to convince people into sacrificing themselves

[@chaddoom7993]

Sounds like a SLAYER song!

[@UrsahSolar]

Actually, it sounds more like a Christian hymn. Blood of Christ and all of that.

[@kalieffoster4607]

Bloodborne

[@therandomandicebear2066]

you’re not that funny

[@samlawrie6142]

How 👏 is 👏 this 👏 not 👏 satire 👏.

[@shayusu8317]

Clap 👏 Clap 👏 Clap 👏 Another 👏 Clap 👏

[@shayusu8317]

@@h3xer98 You 👏 must 👏 be 👏 white 👏 racist 👏 comment 👏 of 👏 the 👏 day 👏

[@Incidental104]

The moment you realize June had to join the church to make this video 😭😭

[@harrisonobrien2660]

I physically cringed while listening to their "holy" songs.

[@jerec_art8158]

*God left the server*

[@TylerSolvestri]

*Satan left the server*

[@easternrebel1061]

THE 4 HORSEMEN HAVE CONNECTED.

[@crimson3532]

Don’t worry shoe it’s a self contained movement since they can’t breed more

[@fallingskies8991]

Fear the day they manage to clone themselves.

[@thisisit595]

FallingSkies89 you mean they go collude with China?

[@nicholasmolnar8312]

British scientists have discovered a way to turn female bone marrow into sperm, allowing women to reproduce without the need of male companionship. All children born of this method would be female, due the lack Y chromosomes, and there is high chance of birth defects.

[@bigcanca2131]

It's called indoctrination

[@tareyus2977]

@@nicholasmolnar8312 then they evolve from feminist to anti-vaxxing feminist

[@Cynocehali]

I just turned 30 and I feel like I keep loosing my innocence on this channel lol.

[@andii-]

tbh im not gonna leave but “hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity” is my new motto.

[@KabutoZombie]

Yes hello I'd like to bet my entire family fortune on "they'll claim june is a trans and not a woman"

[@kuunt6065]

Greg seems like the kind of guy who's into traps

[@Richy0326]

@@MetaWarlord135 I think that's just what Greg has done to her 3===DO:

[@the5thestate587]

Kabuto Zombie you just won two fortunes

[@NogginNogs]

Check a few videos back, already done.

[@rosa2701]

@@kuunt6065 - Be a trans woman - TERFs call you a man and eject you from their vagina cult - Even in a KZbin video making fun of said TERFs, the KZbin comments section also call you "trap" and "tranny", because those slurs are totally cool ways to refer to trans women! Beset on all sides by idiots.

[@masonj.5185]

HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY, HIPPITY HIPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY.

[@RealHurdle69]

same

[@aliencthefireinthesky897]

Hippity hoppity.. You had one job

[@beertje6394]

Hippity hopity you had one jobity

[@_yigit.]

I probably open a church for worship pasta and my weekly ritual will be eating meatballs while I looking the fabulous Adam and Spaghetti Monster painting.

[@dstarsdstar7957]

“Hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity” has to be one of my favourite quotes ever

[@theinvisiblegentleman1142]

"I'm the one they call when the fruit is no longer low, it has fallen on the ground and is rotting." You have just won KZbin.

[@PhobosMedia]

OH GOD THE SINGING. I am cringing on a genetic level. My sexual organs have disappeared and I am now smoothe.

[@stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638]

Phobos Media go for a job as a cartoon character

[@Nixeu42]

It's so bad. I genuinely need to cleanse my ears with good music. Or at least something I enjoy (I'm self-aware enough to know the two aren't necessarily the same thing).

[@ANIMEBEAST27]

I've always been a smoothe, welcome brother!

[@ivanaplese9892]

The worst part is that she doesn't have a bad voice...I hope that everyone one day looks back at this shit and feel like killing themselves

[@thegameaddict2130]

I'm a man and my banana withered off along with my coconuts and bush because i heard that song

[@Dark_Peace]

"Awoman instead of amen, how is it real ?" Me in january 2021: oh They predicted it... ...or are they... Secretly behind it...

[@charliekahn4205]

Nah, they'd never accept the person saying "amen" at all.

[@Itri_Vega]

I like how both you and me made the exact same wide-eyed backwards motion during the womb chant lmfao

[@shrimpofdeath5199]

"Blessed be the blood on your skirt..." sounds more like a metal song about a serial killer, IMO.

[@joemazis2647]

Cannibal Corpse?

[@shonklebonkle324]

The hip staber

[@stretchopotomus2385]

you're right, oh goodness.

[@mirkobarat2869]

No, it’s raining blood by slayer

[@alekseylamanov]

@@joemazis2647 SSLAYERR

[@xujok]

>Click on settings to ramp up the quality >Realize it's ShoeOnHead video

[@viciousmacarena]

I click on them to turn them down because my phone won't load anything anything more that 144p

[@MetroAndroid]

>Putting quality on anything other than 480p

[@Cheerok]

> Priceless.

[@gabiocampos]

Hahahah

[@ItzMisterBlitzer]

>Profit?

[@MatheusNasi]

3:02 HOLY SHIT, AWOMEN REALLY CAME TO LIFE

[@inbredvonhabsburg7873]

'Awomen instead of Amen *starts laughing*' Me from the future when they say this in Congress...oh no

[@oppositesattract3466]

“Blessed Be The Blood” *HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY PLEASE*

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Opposites Attract same,stoppity my lifitty

[@SadisticVampire.]

HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT TOPITY

[@CadenceWallace]

"4 that dresses like a 6." I feel attacked lol

[@blob8252]

Gasps in first comment in two years

[@timothyallen6968]

"I hope that's just communal wine"

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

JAIL 💀

[@ghostriot_]

I can’t even sing very well and I’d still sound like Michael Jackson compared to her.

[@michaelsinger5851]

Hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity

[@tbdmatrix6489]

Overwatch McCree, and so do I agree!

[@raresboldan4885]

My life as a teenage robot

[@enbycoffee]

*_HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY._*

[@EthanCSKent]

"Which craft seems to consist of losing one's soul on singularly bad terms". ..C. S. lewis

[@MinorLife10]

5:30 I was literally playing Brutal Doom when I heard it, and you can't imagine how perfectly it fits

[@kandie3127]

That song. *My uterus is even cringing.*

[@simplejack6016]

My prick is cringing.

[@Fallenking223]

I felt like setting off a nuke

[@louisblack8474]

My soul hurts. :'(

[@Zevox144]

we're calling those songs now?

[@nathanli3024]

My tank is shaking and cringing.

[@akariblossoms]

“Sisterhood is sacred” that legit sounds like something from a cult

[@akariblossoms]

redmanticore 🤔🤔

[@louisblack8474]

That's because it is! ^_^

[@GhostworxYT]

i mean... they are???

[@eancycler1112]

...it is...

[@deaconmoore7204]

Oli wishes she has art skills the fact that they call their songs chants instead of hyms, kinda proves exactly that

[@Lucas-yr3mk]

When you coughed and said "oh Jesus is spite-ing me" laughed so hard!!!!!!!!. Your funny!

[@da_knug]

5:07 hippity hoppity i want my live to stoppity

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

Fun fact: in Argentina, there is a church (temple, Chaplin, I don't remember) called "la 'iglesia' del Santo prepusio", which literally translates to "the church of the holy foreskin"

[@a.gallardo4321]

Que carajos jajajjaja, es una católica, protestante o de alguna secta?

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

@@a.gallardo4321 no, solo no se dieron cuenta los pendejos :v

[@a.gallardo4321]

@@ghazghkullthraka6306 big brain

[@mathieuL2204]

Since Jesus was circumcised, many "holy foreskins" popped up in medieval Europe. I think at some point there was a dozen of those that were considered to be genuine relics. Also, Saint Catherine of Sienna (a rather important mystic) claimed to have sealed a spiritual marriage with Jesus and that since then she could see a wedding ring on her ring finger. Said ring was made out of... you guess it, the Holy Foreskin.

[@a.gallardo4321]

@@mathieuL2204 Chad Jesus,thanks for the info

[@gamersagainstweedrepresent]

Just wait till they figure out that they all had a dad

[@NEETKitten]

"Had" being the keyword

[@paganathiest6349]

key word is had, he left as soon as this bullshit started coming around

[@paganathiest6349]

when they were like 7

[@tyragray2273]

And that they will always be half of their dad.

[@bean8690]

@@paganathiest6349 Lmao

[@rickybrown5060]

Girl "now I lay me down to sleep I pray to God...." Mom, "no, God is a man." 😂😂😂

[@hamood_]

Shoe: Our safeword is ‘Hippity Hoppity I want my life to stoppity’ 0:56 HIPPITY-HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY HIPPITY-HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY

[@Philness]

The songs sound like she’s singing them in her room quiet enough so her parents won’t hear her

[@El1society]

And send her to a mental hospital bc she’s singing about her vagina

[@plaugedoctor697]

😂😂

[@ZaneDalton]

LMFAO

[@wesleynortham4625]

lmfao

[@Legion849]

🤣🤣😭😭🤣

[@Nonaryfame]

You know things have gotten bad when Shoe has to put a *Not making this up disclaimer* in the title

[@coolgamesfor2945]

Oh boy

[@valkyrie5446]

Funny I felt like I was going to vomit listening to the song lmao (also side note, you have officially become my favorite youtuber. Talking about important topics considered by too taboo by most) 👌

[@towlie710]

4 years later and I'd still worship at Mumma June's sacred site...

[@tsonga100]

I saw that conservapedia tab open.

[@edvalentine7372]

Can't wait to hear the Kidz Bop version of those BANGERS 😭😍

[@theblackbaron4119]

If you listen carefully you can faintly hear my will to live in the distance commit sucide.

[@ashleyduffy2088]

Lmaooooo wtf

[@maemayhem08]

It would probably be an actualy good kidz bob song that is better then the original tbh

[@carolina77903]

i’m can’t 😂

[@scrimgamingchannel9573]

almost died laughing to this comment 😂😂😂

[@NocturnalVoice]

OMG. lol. I love your sense of humor. I wish I had found your channel sooner.

[@yavuzmarifet4528]

Don't consume her content fast bcuz she doesn't upload frequently

[@johnmurphy3919]

BRUH CONGRESS ACTUALLY USED AWOMAN AFTER A PRAYER INSIDE THE CAPITOL...IS THIS WHERE IT COMES FROM???

[@sarien_aurelas]

I was handling it until the singing................ HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY

[@theghoulishsword2406]

Fucking accurate.

[@AlexMaisonet]

HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPITY

[@SomeKindaSpy]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@Zvirus-xr6mi]

Ah yes, the Clitoral Cathedral EDIT: So this is how I'm going to be remembered on KZbin. Well in this case I may as well advertise my own church for men of all kinds. Come join the Prostate Parish, our meetings are 7 PM-8 PM on Friday because remember. Saturday is for the boys.

[@origamishadow2655]

Zvirus 5461 XD

[@asbestoseater979]

hippity hoppety I want my life to s t o p p i t y

[@irishpotato5599]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

[@luixpaproductions]

Nice

[@theoverseer393]

Us guys will never find it :p

[@brenscott5416]

You know I sit here thinking "man I'm fucking crazy, I should talk to someone about it" then I see shit like this and I think " you know what maybe I'm not crazy, in fact I might just be one of the most sane people on earth"

[@coultersheppard2052]

I thought for a moment, “this is worse than church music!”, and realized _IT IS church music!_

[@SWDShelp]

June to Ollie: "You know you only exist for my amusement". Incidentally also what the internet says as soon as the video ends.

[@SWDShelp]

:D I'm famous

[@olivermceldon]

Lol this is what Greg says to June as well

[@storm3311]

"this is real" oh.. oh no

[@devonmunn5728]

Welcome to Terfs at their worst

[@madaxmax6316]

Remember the 87-0 days

[@storm3311]

@@madaxmax6316 sadly that was before my time :( but i remember them getting to the first 5 major finals, good times. cs was a lot more exciting them

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

"awomen instead of amen" OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@thenarrator3130]

5:17 makes me want to start period shaming

[@uprollsariotvan]

"hello, and welcome to another episode of 480p"

[@whiterunsteward7477]

Riot Van 480p is the highest quality my phone shows.

[@oopsalltes2]

"Sisterhood is Sacred" sounds like the tag for a hyper-feminist version of My Little Pony

[@cosmellestart8418]

My Big Tumblr Dashboard

[@sabersz]

I'm just imagining a bunch of magical ponies battling donald trump and a bunch of muscly guys while screeching "FOR THE WOMENLAND" Why

[@austingale2388]

Sponsored by James Charles

[@maogu1999]

That is eerie...

[@azazelgrigori9244]

Why not?

[@SteveCarras]

Shoe, you sing 🎤 “Bring it up bring it up” and I just totally 💯 lost it 😂

[@trarzene]

Thanks for linking this on twitter or I wouldn't have seen it. Yikes. What a trip.

[@lizmatej6375]

Hippity hoppity I want my life to stopity

[@takotratheratking7411]

Was about to say

[@salierisneighbor9736]

Cuak Cuak imagine being so privileged that you have a life

[@aareon9910]

Imagine a bunch of women screaming WOMBS, WOUNDS WOMBS WOUNDS WOMBS at some period blood

[@megauser8512]

Crazy huh!

[@havanadaurcy1321]

I would be like ew

[@jamesrogers7049]

Isn’t this the whole plot of outlast 2??

[@venomsymbiote4887]

I would call the police LOL 🤣

[@anonymousincognito7831]

You're notice that this church is antiTransexuals! ;P

[@garrettallen440]

And a whole year later I find this gem 💎 thank you shoe this was educational to say the least lmao

[@rutilus6972]

I still come back to this video just for the elephant prayer.

[@sidneykatherine7384]

The Church of Muh Wape Gap Button

[@tenshi7angel]

@Repeat After Me: Orange Man Bad. :D

[@zeche8477]

Repeat After Me: YOLK MAN BAD

[@gurbiemurchurcur7264]

0:55 HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT MY LIFE TO STOPPITY

[@duckzxy1551]

not your typical spøøk Yeah i fucking heard that why is everyone saying that! Yeah i get it’s funny but litterally everyone is saying that.

[@robertbloom6344]

36 sec

[@chemicallylemon]

We're all forgetting peter griffin started the best one. The Church of the Fonz

[@wernercd]

"Every day is Halloween when you're a 4 that dresses up as a six" lol you know it's starting out well...

[@subject204ghost3]

Like don't get me wrong I don't have a single issue with periods. In fact I'd help my girlfriend in literally any way she needs me during that time of the month, even if it meant getting my hands dirty. But holy shit did these chants almost make me lose the last 5 meals I had. I mean imagine hearing guys chanting about their semen saying shit like "little white worm children in my syrup swimming together faster faster until they reach the light, sticky sticky rub it in rub it in until there's none left" you'd be pretty uncomfortable around that guy. (I refuse to think of something more vile than that)

[@ChrisShyam]

Most underrated comment i swear

[@andrewjohnstone7943]

Yeah, and like, aren't periods a significant inconvenience? I'm not a woman, but aren't they painful sometimes, or at least require some consideration? Wtf are they doing being like "all hail the painful inconvenient part of womanhood"? Woman BEAR CHILDREN but apparently this is the "miracle"?

[@jadecoolness101]

andrew johnstone "painful sometimes" oh god I wish they were painful sometimes... Try "debilitating pain for a minimum of two days" lmao fuck my life. God these women are cringy as hell.. it’s just so annoying to be treating periods as these magical womanly things.. like this shit ain’t magic I’m bleeding from places that I’d rather not have blood coming from, I’m hungry and nauseous and weak and in pain and want to be left alone to suffer for two days. Shit’s not magic, it’s biology. And women ain’t special for dealing with it, because if I could press a button that got rid of this I would. So are they saying I’d get rid of my "womanhood" or whatever? Lmao it’s just so weird...

[@swampcrotchmcgee1728]

That's catchy.

[@dieminestinkt]

oh my god i think im pissing myself right now xD

[@noodlezbunny]

"Relax motherbitch!" -Shoe0neHead, 2018.

[@overtimeko]

I was really thinking about transitioning to female before i saw this video, but i think this video scared the dysphoria right outa me, thanks shoe!

[@larpdude7308]

Here in October 2020 to relive simpler times.

[@raymolegacyhunting9954]

Church of Bob Ross. We would worship Bob Ross

[@captainoreos7676]

YESS

[@darthrevan454]

I agree

[@mjolnirsoul9214]

so the internet?

[@peepee778]

YEAH YEEEEEET MY BRöTHER

[@lyfeofkiwi-.-656]

CAN I JOIN??!

[@eladdaniel8734]

“Y’know, you only exist for my amusement.”- June 2018

[@eladdaniel8734]

(4:42 for anyone who missed)

[@grasshopperchick374]

._.

[@theshermantanker7043]

People who don't know that's her name are gonna be so confused lmao

[@sailormoon7952]

The funniest thing ever is the post credit scene :D It is my ringtone to this day. :D