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[@cockatooinsunglasses7492]

“Slave paint” sounds like a goth makeup brand I would buy from.

[@weirdred3537]

Cockatoo in Sunglasses same here and I’m your first like on this comment

[@inferniep90]

I would gladly pay to see to se a cockatoo in make up

[@mandaryneli]

@@inferniep90 same! xD

[@riahlexington]

Lmao

[@imkatt8859]

I would to tbh, Sounds edgy as hell

[@Emma-gh9kz]

"Rape shoes" does she not realize that heels were originally made for men... and "slave paint" was also frequently used by men when it originated in Egypt...

[@zombieguy4444]

“Rapist Shoes” and “Master Paint”?

[@nichzsporttv9057]

I still think "rape shoes" and "slave paint" are the stupidest comments ever. I'll admit I don't like seeing people wear a lot of make-up, but I also think it's up to that person what they do, to coin my favourite phrase, "to each their own"

[@goldenpants1239]

Ya but Egypt isn’t even a thing trust me I watch armored skeptic the ultimate conspiracy theorist

[@Emma-gh9kz]

@@nichzsporttv9057 yeah. I personally dont wear a lot of makeup or heels but I dont see anything wrong with letting people wear them if they want to

[@inzasauce5939]

@@goldenpants1239 Egypt is a legandary land like Agartha or Avalon

[@koii55]

She’s so anti-patriarchy she’s reached the point of being misogynistic

[@timhefty504]

The circle of life

[@Coockiez-007]

I thought this was a dude for half the video

[@dustojnikhummer]

It's not a scale, it's a circle

[@osbornejoe2749]

😮😂

[@captdeadpool3449]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@thischannelisnonexistent5293]

"alcohol doesn't effect my kids" her kids: " sHaViNg = sLaViNg "

[@tiagodecastro2929]

She's right that it throws off your balance. I shaved my balls and haven't been able to stand up straight in weeks.

[@caesthoffe]

Underrated

[@SkaterBlades]

I greatly appreciate men who shave their balls, it makes giving good blow jobs so much easier

[@InsomniacXIII]

@@SkaterBlades Lots of men don't, but you know a really easy way to make them start? Say exactly what you just said.

[@wubbalongdingdong8832]

Yeah and godforbid you go-to work after shaving them I made that mistake once

[@pizzaparker9283]

Bless you for shaving your balls I wish that was more normal for men. We love a hairless bj

[@kentuckycrittercamera9407]

“Handmaidens of Patriarchy” sounds like an all female metal band.

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

I lol'd IRL at that comment.

[@scottlapier4797]

Aren't they opening for Sabaton this summer?

[@scottlapier4797]

@@drsatanrx lol, well played. My mistake they're 'co-headliners that play first because Sabaton are gentlemen'

[@Allicatxo13]

I NEED TO FORM THIS BAND

[@a.359]

\m/

[@haydeeh6641]

“Do you practice self harm by shaving” What does she actually think about people who self harm?

[@sleepydevilz]

well according to her literally everyone who shaves is self harming soo...

[@justSomeOthaGuy]

ThEY aRe PraCTIcInG SuICIde.

[@Megawile345]

to quote Jeff from Community "It doesnt matter. You lose the jacket the please them. You keep it to piss them off. Either way its for them. Thats whats weak"

[@colinsiegler8626]

So a woman isn’t allowed to look good for herself? Wtf

[@michaelmacready9634]

Well, she doesn't so why should anyone else? She's so damn nasty.

[@joshuajohnson7413]

Do you inflict self-harm by exercising? You colonized bitch

[@Korihiji-icefire]

She look like she got licked by the green ghost from Ghostbusters and DIDN'T WASH IT OFF

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

I dont wear makeup or shave I don't consider that attractive but Im not gonna bash anyone who does that stuff

[@cjxsavage116]

iT's nOt fOr yOuu! iT's foR tHe PAtrIarChY!

[@skinnylegend4516]

her: yoUre sTiLl a wOmAn iF yOuRe a tRaNs mAn also her: yOuRe LeSs oF a WomAn iF yOu ShaVe trans men: *shave intensly*

[@Tr-qp3rh]

skinny legend Oh my god, I Love this 😂👌

[@ikhotivus]

Bro I’m a trans man and imma go shave intensely now

[@user-iy2xx5hf4u]

Me: goodbye beard, goodbye dysphoria...

[@uberpwner48]

*dispenses shaving cream with patriarchal intent*

[@Simping4cats]

*SHAVING INTENSIFIES*

[@vanira-01]

"oh no! the eyeliner, it's heading straight for my eyes, the invisible hand of the patriarchy" 😂😂😂

[@Mimmeew]

Why are there so many ppl with Steel Ball Run porfile pictures? It's funny.

[@vanira-01]

​@@Mimmeew i don't know what's funny about it :o but i can only speak for myself and in my case it's because diego's so freaking gorgeous.

[@Mimmeew]

@@vanira-01 Agreed

[@maxsmusings339]

When you introduced the dollar shave club ad I legit thought it was a joke and laughed. The fact they sponsored this video is beyond perfect I love it.

[@aceshigh6499]

This hairy woman will be unhappy for her ENTIRE life.

[@FailBucketFilms]

Thats the only good thing about her

[@WangzGamez]

Ragin Cajun oh shit is that a Sasquatch?!

[@nickgleaves4863]

Sasquatch would be too nice. Lol this person didn’t evolve to homo sapien like all of us. She’s still at the Neanderthal stage. Lol

[@UPWNU]

Yeah, she'll be unhappy for the 4 years left in her lifespan if she's lucky.

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

Wait that thing is a person? Almost didnt realize by the mad babbeling

[@reallivebird520]

Feminist: No one can tell a woman what to do with her body! Also Feminist: Women, don’t do this with your body!

[@lloydlim1055]

Hypocrisy Ay the highest order!!

[@reallivebird520]

gypsy lab yeah you’re right

[@jonathand3842]

@@thunderlifestudios yeah...no I mean you're becoming equally stupid as them right now

[@cyrusthegreat3299]

@gypsy lab He said the same thing. U ok ?

[@nicktaylor474]

@@cyrusthegreat3299 he edit the comment

[@westvirginiascoolestcanadian]

i’m a woman who doesn’t wear makeup and rarely shaves and doesn’t even think about it i had no idea that people care about what other people do so much jesus christ

[@jacobc9221]

Fun fact: If you change the F in terf to a D, the pronunciation becomes more intertwined with the meaning.

[@charliekahn4205]

But what would it stand for?

[@williambutcher7429]

@@charliekahn4205 trans exclusionary radical dfeminist

[@jefrreyjeffery2192]

Trans exclusionary radical dick?

[@athar_adv]

@@charliekahn4205 Trans exclusionary radical dick

[@chriswright1320]

Peak Shoe0nHead was not instantly knowing if the dollar shave club sponsorship was satire or not...

[@dandelion7575]

Pretty much 😂

[@sid6645]

Chris Wright The desc gave it away lol

[@jakebeansboy3755]

Its dollar slave club

[@zkmk8593]

The idea of this woman having children physically makes me shudder

[@proxy90909]

Why would she get close to a man if she hates us? That would make them the (apropriatly compared darksouls boss) Handmaiden of The Patriarchy + what man would like her? THAT scares me

[@gremlinlad3671]

that would require her to carry male DNA in her body & subject herself to the pATriaRcHy

[@mickibabe5495]

No man is gonna touch that with a ten foot pole, let alone breed with it

[@Fmanzo10]

I think it’s more like the first male that shows an interest and she will change her whole tune.. It just hasn’t happened yet.

[@lifewithkids5231]

she looks like a female ted bundy

[@ReviewingGrifter]

“What does somebody’s choice matter to somebody else if it does not hurt anybody else?” I LITERALLY SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I HAVE A DISCUSSION WITH.

[@toadtv4389]

As a Man, i can't believe someone just call me a monster etc. Just because the way I was born. Sexism works in both ways

[@expertionis794]

Wakes up legs are shaved* "The patriarchy got me again!" Edit: When you wake up and youre most liked comment is now about the patriarchy shaving legs

[@Lucy-bd6us]

If only

[@Meowblivion]

if fucking only

[@viggo8213]

@@lonemaster9290 penis is a male thing, sexist pig

[@bendezero]

You sexist egg you think woman can't have penis ?!

[@1234Daan4321]

My legs aren't shaved. Shaving legs is for women!

[@Namohs911]

"You're just too busy opressing everyone." FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDs THE STRUGGLE.

[@kailaine3974]

It’s such a hard scheduel to keep

[@sOriginalMan-bw8de]

I couldn't for a week once because I was too busy oppressing all of the girls in my entire town

[@brylyth6029]

"Makeup isn't a choice; choose to stop putting it on plz"

[@DaveLH]

I wish this lady would just be honest and admit that she's just against anything she thinks "The Patriarchy" (i.e. any straight man) finds attractive.

[@namehere6008]

"Real women dont shave!" I guess I've been a real wahman my whole life.

[@shuttze]

Real man dont shave ?

[@io504]

My condolences, babe

[@ProfessorFickle]

Conservative women most likely to be obese & morbidly obese Conservative women most likely to Divorce . Ask me for a reference .

[@User1916notfound]

@@michaellevitan9427 Привет товарищ товарищ

[@Wambo_Lord]

@@ProfessorFickle could I get that reference pretty curious about this

[@ember515]

James Charles is the ultimate hand maiden of the patriarchy

[@DIYToPen]

Nah, he's just a tosser

[@RainbowStonerz]

“You're literally phisically less of a woman if you shave” Me, a trans guy: *Desperately shaving every hair on my body*

[@milesthemothman7650]

Haha relateable

[@shainxan]

👀

[@Djinn_Entonic]

But you can't be less woman since you were never one, you are a male.

[@angads.9819]

You're a woman

[@Djinn_Entonic]

@@angads.9819 Nop, he is a men.

[@jaspercushing3470]

This was literally the best sponsor ever, hilarious!

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

I wonder if the sponsorship came first, and she was like “I’ll do a video on women who think shaving is oppressive.”

[@supaidaman9750]

"Let's put nail polish on this dog." *dog sneezes* "Why would the patriarchy do this?"

[@smadak]

omfg

[@abirdhasnoname.5376]

😂😂

[@Alexardelean89]

Supaida Man lmao

[@maz6046]

It's like saying that soap is bad cuz it irritates your eyes

[@BlooMonkiMan]

Seems accurate

[@siralonne5459]

Shoe0nHead: I've been using my boyfriend's razor for a year now Boyfriend: Wait what

[@buxadonoff]

He probably uses It to shave his balls...

[@mrDingleberry44]

@@buxadonoff too wrinkly and blades too sharp ... nope!!!!

[@scribble71891]

My sister purchases male razors: she says they're sharper than those for a female. I've only used one once a long time ago so I don't remember if it's better.

[@ala4935]

Felipe Frota wow something that touched his balls touched her!? they’re not even married yet so i bet that hasn’t happened in any other circumstances.

[@sunwolf87]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@kildemahll8908]

Im a new fan of yours and looked you up online to learn a little bit about your past…I don’t understand why you’re attacked for just saying common sense things. You’re not being political, you’re just being a realist. I wish you best of luck in your future. I appreciate you standing up for what you believe in, and calling out the BS that is spouted by some.

[@Justin-vl8ph]

I like how the video is literally, “shaving is bad” and then the sponsor is “dollar shave club”

[@connisongaming1912]

KZbinr: exists Dollar Shave Club: It's free real estate

[@notsmoothie]

B-but ... its paid real estate tho :(

[@connisongaming1912]

Idk if this is right or not but I am pretty sure that if ads are enabled, the tuber does not choose the ads. So it should be youtuber- has ads enabled dollar shave club- Its free real estate.

[@t6amygdala]

Normie

[@owen-cu6gr]

Hair: *exists* Dollar Shave Club: It's free real estate

[@ngstop2603]

Slave*

[@dracomalfoy1257]

"Do you have any shaving cream?" "No. I don't like the taste." "Wait, you eat shaving cream?" "No! I said I don't like the taste."

[@bruhmoment-me2hw]

same energy as the boneless pizza video lmao

[@kailaine3974]

Timeless classic right there 😂

[@davisallen2243]

Fun

[@Aslerixer]

Your comment has been stolen good sir

[@ghost_gakk4021]

thanks draco, very cool!

[@prince_nox]

Her: You're literally less of a woman if you shave Me, a trans man: *SHAVES MY ENTIRE BEING*

[@hardcorespatula]

You know, I think that she thinks that calling **normal** women HOPs is an insult. Also, she swears so much it’s lost all meaning.

[@aurawraxd]

Low-key wasn't expecting that dollar shave club plug to be legit.

[@tgiacin435]

Should I be surprised she made a Thanos reference in the plug?

[@peenixtrite]

@@tgiacin435 Nah.

[@QJ89]

Of course girls shave, but does Dollar Shave Club even offer female shaving products?

[@CristiNeagu]

Trichotillomania: The uncontrollable urge to pull out one's hair. Are you sure that's not just because you keep watching videos from batshit crazy people?

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

IKR? I’m nearly bald just from watching that crazy person say “shaving your armpits causes breast cancer” 🤪

[@Gassit]

@@Rogue.Rainbow so then shaving your head must cause brain cancer which would explain a lot seeing as she admits to having shaved her head.

[@CristiNeagu]

@@darrenp428 I'm really sorry to hear that. I didn't mean anything bad by what i said.

[@sdagoth3037]

Omg I share a mental illness with Shoe!

[@saltidog86]

She’ll be in the bread line with everyone else when the time comes.

[@lilharko]

I wonder how she feels about female athletes (like myself) who shave to have an extra edge and faster reaction time. I shaved for both track and swimming and it made me feel faster and confident but it was never enforced by highschool or college coaches :)

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

"Your hair takes up space" OMG she's -man- fem-spreading!

[@Nick-nb2oz]

@@SadisticStang nah, he's parodying that thing about men opening their legs in public transport that feminists call man-spreading

[@LieutenantSilver]

Takes up micro-meters... must be a very subtle form of oppression. _"When you first learn about how Systems of Oppression intersect everything is racist, everything is sexist, everything is transphobic and you have to point it all out all the time to everyone."_ ~Bilbo Baggins

[@pepsiman9840]

its free real estate

[@johnlewis1078]

Her constant anger, profanity, & vulgarity all indicate that she is miserable and she wants to share her misery with everyone else. I hate to see folks live their lives this way.

[@qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232]

@@honklerton732 Amen!

[@ulton7241]

@@honklerton732 Yeah but I could do without all the retardation Trump also brings to the table. Dude's definitely got dementia.

[@nathanmerrill2366]

@@honklerton732 couldn't have said it better!

[@tayedeverofficial]

John Lewis underrated comment

[@rakkstabber1536]

THE GHOST you can say fuck here bro, nothings stopping you

[@alexandergreco3474]

I hate people who know nothing about disorders and say things that make it worse.

[@nihalareu]

Girl, you're awesome, I'm laughing my ass of so hard. Please never stop being awesome and a breath of fresh air, also a reasonable human being.

[@tatsumitwi348]

"Sir, ShoeOnHead the good witch is here." Wizard "Ah, Yes fetch me my raping shoes."

[@WailFin]

In before this gets ❤️'d by Shoe herself.

Omg, Lmao. I can die happy now. lol

[@HunterM381]

I swore at 8:40 that she was a guy

[@siddhanthsridhar5554]

Wait a sec, she was wearing a bhindi. aS aN InDIan, I fiND tHiS oFFenSIVe. CUltuRal AppROprIatIon

[@foxy1110]

😂😂

[@sandakureva]

Wait that's illegal.

[@SaraRankins.]

Time?

[@pequenoperezoso3743]

Siddhanth Sridhar Waddup Siddharta Gautama

[@darkdreamsdontdie7785]

Don't worry, it's okay for white women to do these things.

[@ttibiaa]

I’m was assigned female at birth but I identify as non-binary and go by them. I just shave because it is makes me more confident , and yes I wear slave paint and rape shoes. 😌❤️

[@old_manclearwater3438]

The fact that I live in a small place like Maine, and have actually met people like this is pretty sad.

[@poopypooper2146]

Why are her nails so short? Does she... does she... CUT THEM?! She isn’t a woman...

[@Tenzil_Kem]

Poopy Pooper LAUGH OUT LOUD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My wife left me for my brother

[@madhuragrawal6897]

@@Tenzil_Kem F

[@Tenzil_Kem]

Madhur Agrawal that lying backstabbing bitch I was disowned and thrown on the streets when I was 17

[@sezumi8435]

STOPPPP I'M DEAD HAHAH

[@WanderingWind71]

@@Tenzil_Kem sorry man, that sucks.

[@Muffinz1991]

“Real woman don’t shave” “You’re less of a woman when you shave” But cutting your hair?.... totally fine

[@davidyaconis7002]

Long hair is slavery.

[@justinove7521]

i mean at least have a shred of ideological consistency and have untrimmed unkempt right wing cult long hair jeeeeze

[@soulswordobrigadosegostar]

Yeah,she's not a woman,she has short hair

[@Maffu79]

Her insanity is a * REAL * inconsistent woman.

[@Joel_J779]

Harbord wants to know ur location

[@SarpErsoy]

I love how she puts Imaginary Places as a background song

[@mcgaggie1442]

I- the perfectly placed sponsor. Thank you shoe that was beautiful.

[@WizzyPuff]

By her logic “you have a tumor? You gotta leave that in, if you take it out you’re less of a woman”

[@AntonSuprun]

what is this "logic" that you speak of, opressor?

[@greenleaf1350]

hair isnt going to fucking kill you

[@oxitocin7718]

nice fucking try baby but you need to get the tumor out to survive so do you literally die in a few months if you don't. shave ? and by the way I think they still approve of trimming it. It really triggers me that you make fun of someone's logic but still fuck up and make yet another dumb fucking point

[@jessicawaite5140]

oxi tocin Its just a joke my man

[@spaced6782]

tenthousandspiders Dunno bro. Been growing my hair out for a couple years and sometimes I think it’s gained consciousness and wants to strangle me in my sleep

[@guikageyama]

Me: Dollar shave club yeah nice timing for the joke *Advert comes in* Me: oh... She wasn't joking...

[@ashleyallin1981]

That made it so much better

[@alysonwhitener4253]

I was thinking the same thing! It was amazing!

[@miguelangelthomas5154]

That's what you call committing to a gag

[@RomeoAirsoft]

I had to check the description to be sure haha. It's so perfect

[@daddyosink4413]

I was so confused for a minute.... kinda glad to see her promoting them, shows that the company embraces the audience that the "big company" has just alienated....

[@unusedaccountdonotreply690]

as a not-girl™, i shave because i like the way it feels when hair is not present. i see no reason why this couldn't hold true for women.

[@supermickey6196]

OCD, you do not control it, you are simply it’s humble guide.

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

See, I'm only 14 I started shaving in 4th grade I wanted to shave My mom took forever to actually let me AND I WANT TO BE A SMOOTH LITTLE BEAN

[@ineptsoybean]

Go be a smooth little bean random internet person, live your dream

[@woosh1496]

We believe in you

[@charlesdemers1197]

Live your smooth bean life, we support you !

[@zionnemakoma1398]

GO, YOU WONDERFUL SMOOTH BEAN!

[@theamazingmr.shovelman8328]

Godspeed, comrade

[@clairestark9024]

The part which tickles me is where she thinks she's some sort of edge lord when she's a grouchy prudish bore

[@Scott-on2er]

it just makes her seem like a bitch lol

[@georgeriverajr.8433]

What would be refreshing might be someone who is positive, not insulting, and someone that is interesting to discuss things with - wait - that would be you, shoes!

[@moonkandiie2273]

When people unironically act as edge lords, you know there's something clearly wrong with them

[@stephenparry6811]

what gets me is the language used... continually insulting, bullying and degrading anyone who doesnt align exactly with her views wtf is that about...

[@Dracrek]

"Dollar Shave Club, Don't eat it." I think someone has a new slogan and owes you some money.

[@Lennogubrobgb]

I have finally lost faith in humanity. I’ll get the ark ready

[@Danyeous]

"The invisible hand of the patriarchyyyyy" Cracked me up!!!!

[@Light-qx8iq]

yeah it's pretty visible haha

[@devonull8784]

I immediately used my invisible hand of patriarchy to make a ham sandwich.

[@morrasparra5051]

570 000 000 women: "We are strong and independent!" One tuby boi: "I'm about to end these women whole career."

[@neutroncactus]

It's because of the shape.

[@scitechian]

@@neutroncactus Tubular Boi

[@cyrilprescotte6288]

I usually roll my eyes and skip the sponsor segments of any and all youtubers but that one was absolutely hilarious and a perfect slap in the face of the raging terf 🤣

[@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214]

She looks like the human version of Randall from monsters inc

[@joelmacha2104]

"My dog smelled that horrible smell..." You?

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

😎

[@theghost7277]

Got to close to her legs and smelled the fi...

[@alexandrevaello8746]

”Rape shoes” lmao Click em’ three times, you know what happens.

[@qook1543]

That reminded me of that movie "The Dictator" with Sacha Baron Cohen

[@Dickinabox]

*Bill Cosby voice*: HEY HEY HEY

[@mythshark409]

@@silentangel2259 it used de-clothe but nothing happened

[@earlloh8323]

Thanks for the laugh bro

[@mackenziehill721]

lmao

[@tawney9191]

I know that this was the smallest part of the video but her mentioning her trich was extremely comforting to hear as someone who has dealt with it for 8 years

[@sagarpatel5312]

Biggest flex ever Putting a ad of shaving item in video about no shaving🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

" Get a hobby " - the person shaming other women for doing different things and having different hobbies

[@1kryhsage265]

Sorry I read your username,please forgive me🙏

[@seb5542]

@@1kryhsage265 you have been forgiven.

[@1kryhsage265]

God I don’t understand,what have I been forgiven for?

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

@@1kryhsage265 Your sins

[@1kryhsage265]

StopReadingThisUsername what sins?

[@elzearcontelly2651]

Her: "women do not have a choice not to wear makeup" Also her: "i don't wear makeup" Wait did you even read your script

[@My20GUNS]

I don't think she has a script. She probably huffs paint, lets the camera roll, and it all just kinda happens.

[@dennisdomnig3601]

Maybe she's trying to tell you she self identifies as a man

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

She doesn’t think logically. She wants to do whatever grosses out men the most and then her mind works backwards from there. A lot of feminist behavior makes sense when you realize this.

[@AddBowIfGirl]

John Doe Illogical is straight men being grossed out by the natural health bodies of the opposite sex. What a moron you are without realizing it.

[@christiancarr5279]

🤣🤣🤣 "The invisible hand of the patriarchy!" Gold.

[@taizai3161]

handmaiden of the patriarchy sounds like a dark souls boss

[@ghostface4836]

KZbinr: Exists Dollar Shave Club: *Im about to fund this mans career*

[@stephennelson9212]

‘Mans’? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ahofmann1577]

Stephen Nelson REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@jeremiahjohns5258]

it's free REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEalestate

[@jeremiahjohns5258]

@@beepbeep4582 Oh gawd, that sounds like something on a Burger King menu if Hannible Lector was the CEO

[@Nonaryfame]

Sponsored by dollar shave club! Edit: Oh my God it actually is!

[@OhWaker]

Dollar Shave Club such a savage.

[@clammymercury395]

I'm Canadian How do you feel now?

[@leechyfruit4464]

@@clammymercury395 For you its $1.34 shave club.

[@dontask9002]

Best ad ever. Dollar Shave Club: "Don't Eat It"...

[@fiercetoast8338]

Dollar shave club is literally the 2019 edition of Manscaped.

[@urmomdotcom4039]

"Women like to pretend that they have the choice not to do these things" - A women who doesnt do those things 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@JeromeViolist]

UrMom DotCom That’s just because I’m better than you. I’ve ascended to the next level of awareness, so I can choose. But you cretin “women” can’t choose until you reach my level.

[@urmomdotcom4039]

@@JeromeViolist lmfaoo fr tho 😂😂😂 I'll try harder

[@gogomarioloshi]

She's completely hypocritical. It's fine to do things if you feel like matter and it's fine to not do things if you feel like it doesn't matter and is unimportant. It's fine if a woman wears make up if she wants to express herself or just look good. It's fine if a woman feels disgusted by body hair and it's fine if she's fine with it. Why do people have to be fuck ups that need others to be fuck ups? It's fine to think things aren't worthwhile but why make an issue out of it? Imagine being a guy that hasn't had a haircut in a year and going up to a guy that just got a haircut and saying he got a haircut because he's trying too hard to look good and he should be ashamed. Also ironic how a woman is being far more misogynistic than any normal "unwoke" guy you would see walking down the street. She obviously hates other women for fitting in more and never got to the point where she can look at herself and not feel hatred towards other people and viewing them as horrible people for fitting a norm more. Maybe I'm reading too much into this but it doesn't seem too far off from someone shaming someone else for not fitting the norm. She has to create a group of people and she has to be better than the others so she talks about shaving being from the devil. Really similar to a group of people bothering the one kid that's just really quiet and into yugioh or something.

[@urmomdotcom4039]

@@gogomarioloshi yeah I think ur on to something there

[@Chase-uy9lv]

*Talks about men oppressing her* *oppresses women about their own hair*

[@shae2330]

But its okay when they do it. *"My body, my choice"* until some feminists says you can't be a flag girl anymore or apparently shave your armpits.

[@Chase-uy9lv]

Shae Feminist are flawless human beings and if you say other wise you’re a bigot

[@GTA2SWcity]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this inconsistency...well, okay, actually anyone with 1/10th of a working brain can see it. You're just saying what we're all thinking and seeing.

[@zofiamoczulska1189]

i get your point but thats not how oppression works my dude lmao

[@GTA2SWcity]

^HAH!

[@strifcon]

I am really late to finding this channel but it is really refreshing to enjoy your content because you are funny and not because of your political positions. Oh, and I like the honesty, much respect.

[@Brinsbenevolence]

I just found this channel and I’m literally obsessed🖤🖤🖤

[@gremlinlad3671]

apparently i’m a hop... didn’t know men could be oppressed by the patriarchy too

[@SkaterBlades]

I wonder what the threshold of self harm - colloquially called shaving - is. I'm a guy, most guys shave their face, i shave my entire body. Would i be a hop still if i just shaved my face?

[@dylanstafford3414]

@@SkaterBlades Nah, clearly the criteria is a woman that maintains her beauty and isn't a bi-pedal pig like that "woman" in the video.

[@MaxsRoost]

I guess I'm also a hop... but only part time I guess...

[@qrow8547]

Idk why but for half a second I thought your pfp was a dress not Kermit

[@vicedea]

Women are allowed? To wear makeup and heels by choice? Inconceivable!

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

AND SO THEY SHALL DIE A HERETICS DEA-oh wait wrong reference to a classic mediaeval story.

[@DannyB1111]

Vice Dea *slave paint and rape shoes

[@KarmasAB123]

LOOK! THE THREADS OF INSANITY!

[@tessab8195]

I lost myself when you said your sponsor was dollar shave club 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying that was perfect

[@xzero6850]

“The invisible hand of the patriarchy” 🤣🤣🤣. You’re like the only female that i genuinely find funny bruh

[@xmati373]

says:"shaving is not a choice" *decides not to shave*

[@CircaSriYak]

lol yea

[@rey_nemaattori]

I was halfway commenting the same, then the part of her shaving her head came up and I almost crapped myself laughing xD

[@adzee5397]

No one: Terf: LOOK AT MY HAIRY LEGS

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

So... I, being a man, shouldn't shave my face because im a slave of the matriarchy if i do so?

[@chickenlittle8158]

No one: Trans guy: LOOK AT MY HAIRY LEGS

[@madeofmeats]

Kaos171 this is the polar opposite of shaving your legs and demanding people feel the freshly shaved flesh

[@isaak1748]

Lmao, idk why feminists feel like they need to show their body hair. I don't need to show to the camera my perfectly shaved legs

[@DeletedUser938]

Her: You cant choose to shave. Also her: *doesnt shave*

[@Kristina_617]

Shoe: -"Ollie do you shave?" -"No, you're very fluffy." Crazy feminist: "OLLIE'S STILL A HOP!" 🐇

[@bandit5747]

"If you shouldn't do it to your dog, you shouldn't do it to yourself" Guess I can't eat chocolate, stand up, drive and have a job.

[@thecreamylad]

Ayy that means I can cut my hair

[@kuiper921]

I guess i can’t have balls either

[@EvanHynes]

Kuiper921 oh shit

[@papercut173]

Guess I have to eat the same thing everyday

[@thunderbite8562]

@@papercut173 i guess i have to eat shit

[@nicks732]

trans person: Exists** YOU CANT ESCAPE THE OPPRESSION.

[@loneronin6813]

@@ahmiehabibi NO ONE EXPECTS THE OPRESSIVE INQUISITION!!!

[@austinlange3154]

Holy fuck that's the BEST transition to an ad I've EVER seen oml! And the sentiment of neckbeards and legbeards got me

[@nika.5223]

"The invisible hand of the patriarchy!" This had me diseased

[@jazlynch198]

I guess you could call it.... . . . Shavery. I'll let myself out.

[@jameshenrybrennan5532]

We were all thinking it and you just said it and for that I respect you for that

[@alixx_ace.of_spxdes]

@@jameshenrybrennan5532 @Jaz Lynch Mad Respect 👏

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

I respect these people👏👏👏

[@Bear-fj2me]

Due props.

[@toganium4175]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LachskoenigIV]

Hands down the best Dollar Shave Club pitch so far *Expectations subverted*

[@Livingvapour]

holy shit I thought you were just meming, but fuck it actually was the best one ive seen lol. June 11/10.

[@613harbinger316]

Don't eat it. [supreme advice for all]

[@andrewmason1010]

I've only seen one better. I believe it was VarsityGaming, and man was it smooth and hilarious

[@CountArtha]

She womynsplained razors to an audience of mostly men without pissing them off, so June is officially smarter than everyone at Gillete, _combined._

[@dammitvictor798]

"Handmaiden of Patriarchy" sounds like a badass fantasy title. Just heavy metal as fuck. Also wonder what this crazy person would make of my shaved legs/pits/etc and the "slave paint" that my loving wife buys for me and helps me put on.

[@dracotempest7851]

I’m a small HOP. I will now call myself a HOPlite forever and bask in my newfound greek glory.

[@antitheist3206]

Dollar Shave Club: don't eat it. ~ Sh0e, 2019

[@mariofatovic6521]

Anti Theist after seeing this TERF, I want to. I want to eat the razors, fuck the butter.

[@luker6854]

sometimes when i feel sad, i harm myself, by *shaving my armpits*

[@luker6854]

@Hermit Crabbe ill shave my head

[@yasminchan7425]

Same.. I think I got a problem..

[@luker6854]

@Loser Lilac define hop

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Anti-feminists and men commit self-harm by shaving. Feminist commit self-harm by getting unsightly tattoos, piercings, dying their hair blue, and taking up unhealthy eating and drinking habits.

[@dr1742]

I don't know if I will ever stop enjoying Shoe's entertainment. She needs to make a collection of all of her videos and sell the whole thing. I guarantee you we would buy it.

[@cbuechler1]

A little Bus Driver playing in the background. Talk about a classic!