Shots Fired... by elspawno | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1029

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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
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Taken from Wikipedia
What is Humans are space orcs?
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"Humans are space orcs" is a sci-fi based sub genre where in the galaxy as a whole humans are treated like and or behave such as orcs in our fantasy setting. These traits can be strength regeneration hardiness as well as many others. This sub Genre is closely linked with HFY and Earth is Space Australia. "Humans are space orcs" was made popular by tumblr and has spread to reddit with the aptly names r/Humansarespaceorcs. Humans Are Space Orcs was porpoised by youtuber P.M Seymour bringing it to a new audience.
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[@ashbrea381]

The moment I heard them say that even the others across the room started getting sick, I thought: 'Someone crop-dusted the aliens.'

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Elaborate on that,from what I do know a crop-duster would be a type of tool no?

[@brianmeans5965]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb a crop duster fart is a fart that spreads across a room like a crop duster spreads material across the field.

[@admiralglenn2323]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb in basic someone walks by people while farting, like a crop duster spreading manure.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@brianmeans5965 Oh,that almost makes sense?

[@andythepanhead]

You squirrel coughing, nanite swarm infested, smooth talking rogue. Ya had me going. Really going. I just sat on the edge of my seat for 20 minutes for a fart joke....well done.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

the last person to do that was When Asimov ended the Foundation series with a dick joke.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@henrypaleveda7760 You mean SCP foundation?I don't follow the lore at all cause the size is intimidating,you might've spoiled something I could've been looking forward to...

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb No. Issac Asimov wrote a science fiction series called "FOUNDATION" which was about the fall and resurgence of humanity's empire in the galaxy.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@henrypaleveda7760 OOOOOHHHH I don't have the ability to be interested in those.I just don't read actual phisical books,and none of his are sold around me. But ending his series like that is such a power move,I wish more creators would be willing to stop taking themselves so seriously.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb the last line of the book is "It wouldn't have made a difference; I didn't take to calling myself "Mule" because of my nose." The villain in the last part is called "The Mule"

[@dwavenminer]

Gives new meaning to 'silent but deadly'.

[@MrBishop077]

The Hydrogen Sulfide component of farts (rotten eggs smell) is noticeable around 0.01ppm and grows in intensity till it becomes a disgusting sweet smell at 30ppm. Above 100ppm One rapidly losses the ability to smell it due to Olfactory fatigue/paralysis. Concentrations of 1000ppm to 2000ppm and above can cause near instant Death to humans. Truly Silent But[t] Deadly. 😶💩☠ 😱

[@kirkjones9639]

Celar, Celans, Mortalis.

[@jadesidhe2634]

There's another hfy actually called silent but deadly . It's along these same lines. It's read by either agro or net narrator

[@dragonriderabens9761]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD

[@rhulyon5728]

Why is this file labeled: "Contingency plan: Fart gun"?

[@jimvenanzio6561]

It's a modern take on the concept of "Foreshadowing".

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr2331]

Gru is finally gonna have a use for that damn thing

[@randomd2146]

Fard.mp3

[@ryantomer4126]

@@randomd2146 Everyone real quiet after it dropped

[@serpentinious7745]

Because we couldn't get funding for the Diarrhea Cannon Project

[@MrHuntingClaw]

That must have been a buttload of shots fired, kinda surprised the other people in that room didn't smell anything strange if it was THAT bad.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

The dying xeno was more attention-grabbing.

[@calvingreene90]

That POS constant farting was usual.

[@TheMonkey747]

Isn't methane odorless? The main 'scent' is hydrogen sulfide... apparently the xenos are fine with that compound...

[@alganhar1]

@@TheMonkey747 Methane is yes, natural gas used for cooking and heating in homes and the like have extra compounds to give the distinctive smell. The methane itself though is as you said odourless.

[@nunya3163]

@@alganhar1 Correct, the rotten egg smell in natural gas, comes from sulfur added for safety, so that people will sense the leak.

[@silvadelshaladin]

Looks like the kind of silly thing that could be overlooked.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

with how harsh the diplomat was being, I figured something was up, but I didn't think a porcelain breaker would have been behind it. ;P

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Porcelain breaker!Haven't heard that one!Might use it sometime...AND YES That damned fucking diplomat needs to be pegged by the angriest,biggest horsecock in the solar system,have all his joints broken,incinerated,then left in some forgotten forrested fitch where a thousand flies will infest his armpits under the scorching rays of the Sun!

[@chrome7657]

My aunt broke a toilet with farts

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@chrome7657 Calm down buddie,this isn't a competition. But if it was you /your aunt'd win.

[@jasonswearingin1009]

I laughed so hard in the last 2 minutes of this story that I involuntarily lobbed a few air biscuits.

[@AgroSquerril]

pew puff

[@elfeater1760]

Outstanding and original idea for a story. Thank you Agro for the reading.

[@AgroSquerril]

A pleasure , glad you enjoyed

[@norrasmedjegatan]

Liked this one. A bit like "Murder she wrote" with Jessica Fletcher.

[@JosephKano]

The Cabot Cove Butcher who would murder people then come up with clever ways to blame others. Very interesting serial killer that one.

[@LordGertz]

@@JosephKano That is so not true, it was just her misfortune to live in such a murderous hellhole. Don't blame the elderly Deathworlder because she lives on a Deathworld in one of its more deadly cities.

[@nocount7517]

Sometimes, you get sulfur dioxide in a fart, namely from onions, garlic, beans, and broccoli.

[@kokofan50]

And if that mixes with water in a membrane, it could do damage to something sensitive.

[@littlekong7685]

I was going to say, you get methane from simple bio degrading plant matter. Any life supporting planet would have SOME in the atmosphere, sulphur dioxide on the other hand, a little rarer.

[@timothyblazer1749]

Trace H2S too. Assuming a umm....serious problem has...OCCURED...

[@scp7375]

"we started a dust up" ..... well thats gotta be it right? thats even better XD

[@-cheezu-]

My god thank those nanite swarms, i needed that laugh

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@erikagehm2805]

Middle school level humor yep. Middle school level humor taken up to adult life yep. Chef kiss.

[@demonelf2094]

And Into Space!

[@jesseamaya4413]

Oh thank you for this one. Nearly died laughing, especially at the poor general having to explain the source of the toxins... On a more serious note, I can ABSOLUTELY see something like this happening.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@kurtismiller9544]

ROFL SBD silent but Deadly! What a honker, damn geese, I thought I smelled something fowl.. er... Foul. LoL

[@calvingreene90]

There was a moment I thought the security dust was the problem.

[@Chokah]

Me too.

[@karasuchrono]

I almost made it here on time. Had to rewind a bit. FTA~! Finished watching. Nearly died at the ending. Christ.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@sonicx059]

Butt quake... first time hearing that. Also what toes DS rep mean? Overall I can say, you're one of the few youtubers I actively look forward to and willing try to catch your premeres.... I take that back. By few, I mean you're one of 2 people I look forward to.

[@EllenbergW]

Diplomatic Service would be my guess

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

You should also check Zren + his friend who did Empyrean Iris narration (willow something,can't remmember),Net Narrator,and recently I found a timid-voiced fellow who does "those days with the monsters" called A GOOD BEAN.Happy browsing.

[@bathroomprophet2310]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb never heard of bean , thanks will check them out too.

[@basrengangetch.2042]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb ahh, diamond willow? She rarely upload but if she did, it'll be a blast

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@basrengangetch.2042 When I was watching her vids she responded frequently to comments.

[@9LiveEmpire]

Shoot fired? I would Say bombe drop with a payload of mustard gaz x3

[@sillerbarly4927]

As they say, he who denyied it supplied it

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@kalskirata42]

Talk about a disasster

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

Krell are incredibly weak to methane. Ill use that info in a war if needed.

[@charlesmclain6558]

Farts are all fun and games till they put someone into a coma

[@bna5590]

Silent, but deathly.

[@LordDarkmind16]

Silent, but deadly!

[@lonetiger74]

oh man, here I am, listening to this story in the dark, trying with all my strenght not to laugh too hard, as to wake up wife next to me, pure genius !!!!

[@almar8874]

Silent, but deadly.

[@robluxipiech4033]

my spine is pretty bad today, spams are just too terrible. i have to restart this to hear it all again but phew thank god i had it ty ty ty

[@AgroSquerril]

Hope it gets better , enjoy the laughs

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Been there (or similar). Hope it gets better for you. Best regards.

[@lasandrenstormewalker5432]

This is the third time I've listened to the story when it gets to the end and you always have me laughing my ass off of it

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

I expected capsaicin, but this was hilarious xD

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@turbopokey]

Trouser sneeze! Silent but deadly! 🤢😵

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@robertbemis9800]

I really though that it would be the spices in the air that did it

[@joseph1150]

Indian food is deadly when it's still being cooked.

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

Now is human farts ...

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Chokah]

For the butt quake!

[@JimmyJoeBob]

Drink everytime that the diplomatic attache asks to speak to someone's manager.

[@ashanks7731]

How did I see that this was gonna be the result at the start of the video.

[@Monster_Ink]

🤣🤣🤣 That's one heck of an accident! XD For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Elyseon]

That pompous attache needed a trip out the airlock. Of course he'd be responsible and try to blame everyone else.

[@gammaspector]

Good I love Tex mex dishes

[@garysprandel1817]

The attache will be forever known as he who dealt it.

[@arakheno4051]

For the Squerrils!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the Beano!

[@VadulTharys]

Every Marine office IS a jarhead ground pounder in disguise! That is what makes them so very good at their jobs. Oh and on a different note. Why do marines have leather collars? To form an airtight seal when they screw on their jarheads.

[@TheDrag0nsoldier]

So literally 'Silent but Deadly'. What fun

[@claws2129]

I laughed entirely too hard at the end. I needed that.

[@draconusspiritus1037]

From the first few minutes I suspected a gas attack. Was not disappointed.

[@seandees3028]

I needed that laugh! Thank you!

[@CaptainShield]

The Shart Heard Across the Galaxy!

[@triplejjj6633]

Ha haha 😄. Interstellar gas attack 🤣.

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Draconic bob

[@dioscurimas1018]

Love these stories!!

[@punkabooiscool1111]

Ah (other word for manure) here we go again

[@scoundral2995]

For bless Whitaker’s vocabulary on farts.

[@BYERE]

I figured it was going to be something the Krell ate... I guess I was half right xD

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril

[@bubbyscott7064]

Argo squirril should read some DnD (aka dungeons & dragons) story's because of his voice and he actually gets into reading it unlike other people who read it but constantly put their ads in the story's books and novals that people make on the internet and squirril doesn't do that at least he does it when at the beginning after intro or at the end I can understand the reason why it's at the beginning or the end and I respect that

[@furycarnategaming]

He does read fantasy in the same vein as dnd, like ars magica and scifi fantasy.

[@AgroSquerril]

Check out the Genre of Litrpg , some are actually based of the DnD ruleset

[@BazilRat]

Of all the bad times to step on a duck, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Also, nice 20-minute fart joke.

[@VadulTharys]

OMG I spewed coffee everywhere, that was EPIC!!!

[@IRMentat]

quite the diplomatic menu.

[@Grim-HEX]

this... this somehow seems... plausible

[@AgroSquerril]

scary stuff

[@chaosfriedeggz6014]

Farts Silent but deadly

[@AgroSquerril]

in space no one can hear you...

[@thefoxtrotter0130]

I love this it gos into the details of basic human biology interfering with basic alien nature

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@sean900fps]

ass-blasted an alien laughed outloud tears in my eyes . thank you good job

[@epicstyle1000]

Shots fired ! : )

[@AgroSquerril]

pew puff

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

Silent but deathly has a whole new meaning. now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dkau7029]

i love this story i get tears from laughing so freaking hard. i have herd it twice and this is something i can picture happening in real life. well, if we ever got to the stars for real.

[@markwarrenseadog2349]

Well Written

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr2331]

Finally Gru’s fart gun can do some damage

[@x1tekja]

He cropdusted them into a coma😂😂

[@ShiKageMaru]

I'm proud to say I guessed the solutiob within the first 20 seconds.

[@noahkleugh9323]

A monster butt quake almost ends the world!

[@Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony]

The conflict of the intergalactic texmex farts...

[@rheinbewachen1211]

Imagine the headline Krell diplomat nearly dies from toxic human farts, new protocols enacted:

[@AgroSquerril]

a new form off assassination would be born , a shart in the dark

[@redraptorx1066]

well that stinks.

[@gundam2jimmy]

I love this one.

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@TheAussief1]

A genuine silent but deadly.

[@phawkuffe9491]

Silent but deadly!

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@victoriasteichen122]

I was half expecting it to be capsaicin

[@chrissoto7187]

Lol 😂 farts 💨 nearly started an interstellar war.

[@Delgen1951]

Ah well wars have been started or worst things, some guys ear, some dudes noise, a bucket, stolen cow, a lost soccer game..

[@yomogami4561]

lol that wasn't what i was expecting

[@JKC40]

i thought it was going to be the LT's perfume.

[@derrickbarney8731]

Thought it was going to be from the hole that food goes in, not from where it comes out! xD

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

I knew it was fart from the beginning, but it was still hilarious, mainly from 18:40

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@sdeawsa]

Butt quakes for the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@mikec3976]

Gives new meaning to ‘silent, but deadly’

[@AgroSquerril]

pew no pwef

[@sleeping2696]

Silent but deadly

[@infernowolf056]

God, imagine farting so bad you nearly start a war

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Given enough first contact scenarios, this is almost guaranteed to happen at some point. If it doesn’t lead to war, it will be hilarious.

[@justacook6858]

Wow that was early Federation days Replace the old man's voice with an overactive Captain Kirk.

[@lsporter88]

Brilliant....😂🤣👍🏾

[@RedRipperDragon]

Longest best fart joke

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@dalesands1291]

I like these stories of things happening because of basic human biology but yet the end result is deadly to aliens. Who would have thought you really can kill with a fart.

[@WanitaLund]

I giggled

[@callisto1556]

That the fk I love this one

[@TheSonicfanx1]

Krell bathrooms and human bathrooms are to have entirely separate ventilation systems

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@iamnotamused317]

That was a belly laugh.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@davidteh3807]

One word ! " TOXIC " !!