shower thoughts that make me question reality..

[@notastrangeperson2298]

I love how you don’t just randomly state shower thoughts, but flow through them cleanly

[@atravis4004]

I'd like this but, its at 696 likes. I'd be a criminal if I liked it.

[@hampreyagustin7910]

Yeah ur right.

[@unscrupulous_shrimp3266]

Hand Grabbing Fruits That is hard to read!!!!!!

[@klngpsyduckk7936]

Mr. Nonsense he said you can’t hum if your nose is closed but I can

[@plsmaurice5549]

exactly unlike those stupid text to speech reddit videos

[@ghost_ly8831]

"you sleep for a third of your life" Gamers: are you sure about that

[@socoolyeahyeah4867]

KZbin, I think you're missing a few likes here

[@gaming_mohammed3650]

Justine Thanos Yup, underrated comment right there..

[@bigchungus8436]

Yeah I've had 4 hours of sleep in the past 5 days, redbull is the only thing keeping me awake right now

[@CrusaderKnight2000]

@@bigchungus8436 You're probably going to start hallucinating soon. You should go to bed.

[@yo_balls]

Yea relatable

[@rockstarvation]

"Sleep is just a free trial of death" Your free trial has ended. Now paying for full version. "what? NOOO!"

[@ifinnishboy4126]

Full version: Sleep is just a free trial of death Your free trial has ended pay for the full version YESSS (looks at account ballence) 0$ what NOOOOO

[@DJBrie333]

At least we get free trial for 80+ years! Good deal right!? "Haha haha ha..."

[@thatnbaguy8940]

my mom said i can sleep when i'm dead... so i'm paying for a free trial??

[@awzdtx1]

NeyherElite I will pay for the full version

[@F.RO.H]

Uninstalling and installing is reancerating

[@_xiper]

My favorite: The 'a' in 'apart' is a part of 'apart' but the 'a' in 'a part' is apart from 'a part'.

[@RuruTheTutu]

Its...lovely

[@Bruno-dv3ym]

whait , what?

[@_xiper]

@@Bruno-dv3ym Apart means separate but it's one word, meaning that 'a' is not apart but a *part* of the word 'apart'. So basically the opposite of the word, or more verbosely, antonymical. Then we have the phrase 'a part', in which the starting letter 'a' is *apart* from it. Even if it isn't a word but a phrase, it's still quite cool.

[@yesm2840]

godzilla has a stroke reading this and fking died

[@mintyo-P]

I dont know how i managed to understand that

[@not.a.casual]

Shower thought: you've woken up over *10,000* times and you're still not used to it.

[@myheartwillstopinjoy8142]

Damn, same.

[@earthinthecomments4944]

Sadly true

[@ss-pu8hc]

The fudge it mean your old

[@johnpangilinan06]

So hes 27yrs old how is he old??

[@johnpangilinan06]

@@ss-pu8hc ????

[@Ahmad-ot4oc]

Scary shower thought: You actually aren't afraid of being left alone at your house, you are afraid that you are NOT alone

[@snoozy_woozy]

Woah.. that’s actually really true, did not realize that

[@nadasomeone]

Genius😂

[@Radikai968]

Thanos really is cursed with knowledge.

[@fluffbunbun8377]

Your not afraid of the dark, your afraid of what’s in the dark.

[@nadasomeone]

@@Radikai968 xD🤣😂

[@mub8445]

Shower thought: almost everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.

[@thatman6916]

IQ level 3 digit, lol😂

[@sashazaher]

Me: Throws phone* Also Me:YeP

[@hieveryone6129]

I know you said “almost” but this is a joke. A balloon with helium! Did you ever think of that???

[@ashh_vr]

Don’t look at my profile Picture that actually eventually comes down to balloons dont stay like that forever

[@rakqgier4141]

@@hieveryone6129 Good point, but at the same time at one point it will pop and come back down.

[@bartoszgab9059]

2:33 Doctor is happy when you are sick Mechanic is happy when your car broke down Lawyer is happy when you mess up And only Thief wishes you wealth and prosperity

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

But does a gravedigger get happy when you die?

[@bartoszgab9059]

@@cuboembaralhado8294 It deppends on what kind of person is the gravedigger. Does he have respect for the dead? Does he understands the tragedy and inevitability of death? Or does he just view ceremonial burial as a stable source of money? Not to mention that someone without regard for ethic of every kind, may have a second "job" as a graverobber.

[@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2]

So they can do the opposite to you

[@DigitalAqua.]

how do they wish you prosperity if they want to steal ur money?

[@AgentToe]

@@DigitalAqua. Exactly

[@ziggystarbucks6383]

“You can’t move your top teeth” My little sister wiggling her loose top tooth: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

[@loveliaharmonie7719]

He meant to say 'You can't move your upper jaw'

[@emperorpierogi9772]

You get what you deserve. r/wooosh

[@chubbyfroggos7497]

ArcticFoxPT Mapper explain how this is a woooosh 🤔

[@emperorpierogi9772]

@@chubbyfroggos7497 He probably didn't get the joke, if not obviously.

[@salmodahir1694]

That's what I thought

[@huntermartin9895]

Exercising is just hurting your self until it doesn’t hurt anymore

[@pessimisticlana404]

Hunter Martin yes!

[@phrogd6320]

TRUE

[@sonyamcneil2754]

Hunter Martin true

[@just_lzr]

Ok

[@kmurdaa4]

bruh u got 666 likes i dont wanna ruin it

[@Fergusand]

Shower thought: if everything is a dream you must be really, really, creative.

[@bria4776]

Huhwhat ? 😂

[@ilovegtr9634]

Big brain

[@keys6469]

I have the weirdest most odd dreams- I guess I'm creative??

[@Potato436_]

You could have a boring life.........

[@rhysthomas4637]

every person/face in your dreams are people you have seen before in your life.

[@ChristopherB.]

"If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?" These videos make me question reality.

[@Ok-gp3nc]

The reality is mind readers don’t exist You’re not questioning reality you’re questioning a fantasy

[@Creeper_Pug]

@@Ok-gp3nc wow who would’ve guessed

[@Nabajyoti_Falls]

@@Ok-gp3nc how can u say that

[@thewinner4319]

BATMAN says their own minds and the other mind reader's mind!🙂

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

They are basically just talking to each other. Who says the can't have their own thoughts as well as being able to hear the other person's thoughts.

[@jeffalong]

"Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they'll be together" Bold of you to assume that i'll have a future wife.

[@nothing_114]

Good luck

[@limitedoriginz6109]

I don't want a wife so yeahhh

[@chillby4198]

*insert same*

[@limitedoriginz6109]

aubrey hotchkiss Nah I just like living with my family

[@limitedoriginz6109]

aubrey hotchkiss I ain't gay or a girl

[@chal_bajo5885]

Aperture: *has shower thoughts* His shampoo bottles: yo this man got a point Edit: Why tf do I have so many likes

[@scriptedjava9265]

Lmao

[@dee2109]

@@lightningstudios113 shut up you just ruined the whole point of this comment

[@vol230]

@@dee2109 what did he say?

[@julsssldvc864]

Dang im fucking fifth

[@dee2109]

@@vol230 he said something about spiders which had nothing to do with it

[@capncook2006]

Shower thought: The only times we ever talk about shower thoughts are outside the shower.

[@triggeredperson995]

Lmao

[@temitolaadegbenro5705]

Speak for yourself, ever heard of group shower talks?

[@seanbogann]

Cereal Eater Lmaooo

[@ihavepissinmybrain]

eshal shoaib Japan

[@ziggystarbucks6383]

Says who?

[@possumsquid50]

“You see people every day that you will never see again.” *Laughs in coronavirus*

[@maximuswest8681]

Wait a sec

[@wooekkd5982]

It is possible to see someone again. Through a dream you might see a total stranger, but that is just someone you saw and your brain just remembers the face. 😀

[@camallman2549]

Aperture: When you sleep, it's just you looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight. Me: bold of you to asume I get 8 hours of sleep

[@xotwod5674]

😂

[@mangfanpage7216]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@d0wntownki2k]

lmao me.

[@shadwfreak7800]

is he assuming that i sleep with my eyes close-

[@Sapphireskittles]

@@shadwfreak7800 ....Snakes sleep with their eyes open..

[@Luchi_ly]

"If vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef" This had me rolling😂😂

[@gavintuft5873]

Oluchi Izah no. Then they have broccoli

[@sy8278]

I BEEN SAYING THAT I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BE POSTED😂😂

[@W33LLF]

😂😂

[@superwatercow201]

Oluchi Izah I’m a vegetarian lol

[@hdtxmia872]

Oluchi Izah nah it’s considered broccoli

[@danilo7501]

Shower Thought: When we die in a dream, we wake up immediately because our brain doesn't know what happens after death

[@paperbag4956]

Wooah wuuuut that explains when I got shot at Walmart I woke up immediately...

[@lex6081]

Woah that is so good I have never thought of it that way

[@TwoTymez96]

When we sleep, were basically dead for a few hours. And does it feel like we sleep for a few minutes when it was a few hours. If we're basically dead when we sleep, is heaven a good dream and hell is a nightmare?

[@BushVFX]

I knew that one, I was going to comment but you beat me to it :(

[@bmo5713]

So im actually dead rn

[@huytrandang277]

"sleep is just a free trial of death" Death seems pretty comfortable and refreshing especially after staying awake for almost 2 days racing against time to submit your 3 months of homework intime

[@sandeepsrinivas7]

Shower thought: Lamps in video games use real electricity.

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

I like that. Do lamps irl use energy from somewhere else? :P

[@doctorthee]

Whoa

[@JasonSmith709]

So do electric cars in video games.

[@martiddy]

A videogame is just pressing buttons to watch the pixels in a screen changing colors and brightness.

[@alessandromangaXD]

So do rocks, plants, water and flesh. Huh.

[@siphelelesibisi6211]

"Cleaning is just rearranging dirt" - This video *"You're just making space for the dirt you're gonna bring in later"* - Gumball

[@bryantvillalobos734]

DaRwIn

[@moddraco3514]

AnAiS

[@2in1_shamp]

RiChArD

[@Jj-np8qt]

NiCoLe

[@bryantvillalobos734]

HaRoLD

[@whoisXsoe]

“Life is like a roller coaster, but on a roller coaster aren’t the downhill parts the most fun?” *Wait wha-*

[@831ImJustSaying]

Invent something that will be stolen often, so that they will be forced to buy replacements. Business strategy for the wickedly wise.

[@isnortcrayons6226]

I mean.. it's not wrong.. it is fun getting high, and drinking, and wasting all your money for wants.. Not that I know that HAHHAHAHA WHAAAA NO WAY :)

[@Asterly0]

@Sam Sharaf i have pretty much all of those :.D

[@GandalfTheGreen710]

Nice parashockx pfp. Be original

[@Asterly0]

@@GandalfTheGreen710 so a skeleton is original, "epicboy"?

[@gustavbinken]

I’v been listening to you so i can sleep for years now. This week i got diagnosed with MS. My life just changed. It Will never be the same, but the words you said about ”sometimes good things happen and sometimes bad things happen, we just gotta play with the Cards we’ve been given” That really spoke to me. Thank you

[@TotallyNotTori]

Shower thought: “Dang, I need more shampoo

[@sean_underneath]

Lmfaoooooo

[@theleanninja997]

“Dang I should stop using hot water because my feet turn super dry, and stop staring into nothingness for 5 minutes before using shampoo”

[@lenak859]

"Why the water is so cold"

[@baconcool5834]

When i look at your pfp it looks like a face with a brain that looks like a sky

[@grace.christina]

underrated comment

[@michelletrombley9960]

Shower thought: When you can decide on something you are basically arguing with yourself.

[@mildameskaite6702]

Can't *

[@moosehat3821]

Wh-

[@emir1105]

cant*

[@ev-0163]

"Your stomach is trying to kill you" Me eating continously without end* *I HAVE ACHIEVED IMMORTALITY* Guy narrating: you werent supposed to do that

[@f7ckrob]

Diabetes: i'll take care of that

[@r1martinez207]

Cardiac Arrest: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[@greencityyoutube3121]

I was confused about what this guy was saying until I saw his subscriber count

[@brady.widlake]

Sleepeating gang

[@jacobshaw1658]

Obesity: nice to meet you

[@lily1998]

"You can't snap your fingers inside your mouth" I fell for it. I snapped inside my mouth and it hurt so damn bad.

[@maximuswest8681]

F.

[@velionia]

F

[@girl_from_everywhere]

😧

[@nopalbeni3679]

Same to me lol

[@Jayasree0627]

Same🙄

[@jacques1526]

Everyone: *has thoughts in the shower about something smart and meaningful* Me In the shower: *tries to figure out how to win an argument that happened to me years ago*

[@ssilversquirrel9054]

Lol same!!!!😂😂😂 P.S. I know people usually say this but its truly relatable

[@klainez]

SSilverSquirrel yoo what’s good fam how’s quarantine goin

[@_pisnuspeach1406]

Same

[@jaedeagudera6955]

OMG me

[@CrazyAJOnYT]

😂😂😂😂

[@olin409]

1:08 "Sleep is just death being shy" Exurb1a

[@inkblade00]

thank you.

[@olin409]

@@inkblade00 you're welcome

[@ARCISX]

Aaah you are a man of culture as well....

[@VyzeXD]

Oli N litteraly the first thing I thought about

[@noxciel5073]

Oli N thought the same thing

[@DrivenByLuckGaming]

*Go with the flow*

[@crispynoodle465]

*nOw ThAt'S a LoT oF dAmAgE*

[@chaeyoungsbestie414]

I thought that was a reference to You

[@auguust]

_thats a big yikes._

[@schwellenangst1605]

*oof*

[@Apocryptoz]

Noah The Slayer Yeah, I bet you got a wife. Come on. Nobody calls themselves 'Noah The Slayer' and has Minecraft as their profile picture. You just want likes, let's be honest.

[@ColbieDaCorgiRoblox]

*shower thought* you could think about something for the last time and never know

[@solpport4276]

"There are only 365 different birthdays" *Cries in leap year

[@datboymanman8662]

😂😂😂😂tuff

[@breadpitt1]

is that shiina

[@ddthebreadslayer793]

I hope you realize that people born on leap year celebrate their birthday on March first...

[@badrecords-6476]

Cries in the 1/2

[@liz.7107]

SAME, my birthday is literally February 29th

[@FraserFilms21]

Shower thought: Every time you cough/sneeze, it is synchronized to atleast one random person

[@prwedros4883]

Its not impossible for only one person to sneeze though

[@jayaz4299]

@@prwedros4883 you dont get it dont you?

[@pb_x]

N1kc_ Exacts true, but considering there are 8 billion humans on earth and humans aren’t the only animals that can sneeze, the odds of a single living entity sneezing with no other random living thing sneezing at the same time is so low that there isn’t a point to your comment

[@kamhrl]

Dont you die for a second when you sneeze?

[@ibrahimdirie8148]

Daylight Dreamer YT *_wut_*

[@aldey8906]

Shower thought: what if someone in the world is doing the exact same thing that I’m doing right now

[@cloudystars55]

Al DeY sooooo someone is sitting eating ice cream in ur cozy bed watching Kim possible on Disney+ while watching shower thoughts HAHA doubt that 😂😂😂 (that’s what I’m doing btw)

[@snow_drop_falls1491]

ッCloudyStars umm hi same

[@cloudystars55]

Sarah 😂😂😂

[@cloudystars55]

Sarah doubt it

[@snow_drop_falls1491]

ッCloudyStars you sure about that

[@knightmare510]

Shower thought- You aren't actually afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the things in the dark.

[@nuetralkitty58]

GMM song reference?

[@Bazingler]

This is on every comment section ever please stop I’m begging you

[@knightmare510]

@@Bazingler hmm

[@nuetralkitty58]

@@Bazingler Who are you referring to? 🤔

[@Bazingler]

@@nuetralkitty58 there’s literally a comment above you saying the same thing. “Shower thought: You’re not afraid of being alone in your house, you’re afraid of NOT being alone in your house”

[@dark_regent2151]

Shower thought: When you see this comment someone else could be reading it with you at the same time

[@dark_regent2151]

@raincoattt Different time zones

[@dark_regent2151]

@raincoattt oh okay

[@kirbycat6007]

my loneliness: aight ima head out

[@kelsey5440]

Who’s reading this in February at 6:00?

[@SRT_Tom33]

Yep

[@-aiko-6552]

Shower thought: *We’ve all technically kicked a pregnant women before*

[@convertible412]

No, I haven't. I WOULDN'T DARE

[@ibrahimdirie8148]

Hexi u don’t get it do u??

[@Bonnie17]

@@convertible412 Think about it

[@nbryan0585]

😂 I haven’t thought about that

[@am4uri521]

Bro Hexi we did because as a baby we kicked our mom inside of her stomach

[@T4zchi]

"Before phones, 'where are you?' was never asked." People playing hide-and-seek: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@seretkaur3094]

lmao

[@lordfarquaad4639]

Imao

[@Anika-f1e]

That actually came up to my mind

[@msmramonc]

lmao

[@saryazakariya9928]

Lmao

[@TheFreebomb]

“Before the invention of phones, the question: “Where are you” , has probably never been asked” - people in the stone age playing hide and seek: ._.

[@eliVII]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWbSqneaeqqBsM0

[@gumballwatterson5074]

I've just thought of that😂😂

[@trossies7709]

Respect for them lol

[@whimzothewhimzical]

Or people before phones in general.

[@GusBoone]

This guy: Before phones, people probably never asked "where are you?" Telegraphs: *I'm bouta end this mans whole career.*

[@guacman5233]

Sunz blind people 😟

[@anthonywalls692]

Hide and seek much

[@aminazzzz]

Did this dude forget about letters?

[@dhfghdesfgrdg6917]

Amina Knows best how would you send a letter without knowing where they are

[@GusBoone]

@@aminazzzz With letters you need to know the address lmfao

[@ranken5936]

"The question: "Where are you?" was probably never asked.". People who play hide and seek: Sure ...

[@BrainRot4Life-j4z]

people who wrote letters 500 years ago... *sure*

[@BrainRot4Life-j4z]

also people in the darkness/blinds

[@thedudethatneveruploads2617]

People who asked "anyone here", and got a response but didn't see the responder: *sure*

[@lillburtlonk3721]

People who get lost in walmart while they're young

[@starflatinum4715]

People calling there family on the phone: Sure...

[@TREXHUNTERJOHN]

Shower thought: *oh shit I forgot about my essay due tomorrow I haven't even started*

[@juju0K_]

Tooooo mother fricking underrated i can almost pee myself 😂😂

[@rainbowzgrqce]

LMFAO SO UNDERRATED 😂

[@K4DETHB]

I actually have a pre test I need to finish by tomorrow

[@souIjaah]

💀💀💀

[@kermitzefrog1163]

Nah that's more of a just getting in or out of bed thought.

[@cookiemonster784]

“Looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight” *Me who only sleeps for 2 hours*

[@blue_animates]

69th like

[@S.Shadman]

ohh is it true?

[@victoriaramirez7037]

*shower thought:* the moment you're born is basically like a "face reveal" to your parents.

[@stanbtsandblackpink129]

And my parents we probably disappointed with what they saw xD

[@christopherdinoguy8346]

And an unboxing for the parents.

[@gehazelmuse1507]

Oh Shit 🤔💯

[@bungeegum8792]

😱well that explains why they looked scared

[@phantom4577]

Victoria Ramirez The moment you’re born, you already own the government a lot of money.

[@anupamaraianvirai1183]

Him : sleeping is just starring at your eyelids for eight hours. People who sleep with their eyes open : *You dare underestimate my power*

[@Jay-dy1ks]

Why doesn't this have 1k+ likes? 😂

[@alicelima285]

@z zu 5he kid3 ?

[@awho_o8682]

I sleep for longer so...

[@atrocityissad4637]

I either sleep for 4 hours or 12 not ever 8

[@beetchain470]

Lmao

[@rat7346]

Shower thought: History class will only get harder and harder

[@ramadevimangalampalli7797]

Perfect

[@TheTopGearConnoisseur]

It’s not a thought, it’s a fact🤣🤣

[@madebybroovy]

You made history

[@ambilir1858]

Yeah!

[@quinc77]

waterbottle mlp gaming it will prob be easy since we are living in it lol

[@kaviduhok2124]

It’s not the sounds itself that makes music/songs beautiful and meaningful, but it’s the silence in between each sound that does it.

[@carolynandbrandonkidd3014]

I'm not sure how much you know about music but there is plenty of stuff that goes into a song that is not a note and a rest. There is the tempo or speed of the song. The dynamics, how loud or how quiet it is. Slurs which remove the space of no sound between each note. But yes, the space in-between each note does help with the song ,but it does not make it a song

[@kyalovibes4295]

Shower thought: People say don't talk to strangers but that's how we make friends.

[@ေမာင္ဖုန္း-ဋ၁န]

yup

[@kidnamedfinger2301]

"Don't make friends"

[@armyshope]

Yes

[@_QaysSs_]

Daymn

[@scripted.2425]

Well, strangers that *aren’t your age.* If you’re 8 years old, hang with people that are around your age, like 6 - 11 But if you’re 15, hang with people that are about 13 - 18 *I get the joke; but this is a good explanation.*

[@maddir4933]

shower thought: when we mow the lawn, we are shaving the earth

[@charlenetownsend7681]

But the earth is a ball so that must mean it has a BROTHER?

[@_froskkk_58]

@@charlenetownsend7681 OH MY GOD-

[@melody-or1bv]

Charlene Townsend NO JUST NO 😭😭

[@The_Cheezit_Man]

Charlene Townsend but that would mean that if like the smell of fresh cut grass, you actually like the smell fresh cut earth pubic hair. ;-;

[@kalechips7534]

Charlene Townsend oh wow u guys r all just wow

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

These thought are really making me question how showers can be so intelegent

[@crapcantbeholy1389]

Oh no, it's you again

[@undi601]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access why do i see ur comments everywhere lol

[@nilofarrahman6717]

Ive seen u many times

[@MortyMortyMorty]

what the hell is intelegent? 🤣🤣

[@peezy1942]

Morty lololol so intelegent

[@thatweirdgirlnextdoor6196]

Shower thought: why is grey called grey and not light black unlike other colors which have a light version

[@zarthy4169]

And Pink is called Pink, rather than Light Red.

[@sunnirobertson4316]

And purple is purple, not dark red

[@iwbmo]

why not dark white

[@shaunjimbangan1166]

@@zarthy4169 "No, it is light ish red"

[@arzafatima234]

Grey can also be called dark white

[@archer8879]

Shower thought: Sleeping and waking up is basically one long blink

[@scissor_hands4296]

@JordyPordy 23 because your phone comes back to life and the animal is dead forever

[@scissor_hands4296]

@JordyPordy 23 Indeed

[@ZenfulHaze]

@@scissor_hands4296 idk how to react to the fact that somebody actually needed you to make that point. wowie...

[@ZenfulHaze]

@@scissor_hands4296 oh, he's a kid, that kind of makes sense, i guess (?) o.O

[@glittervlogsae2121]

Underrated

[@daronpopin9881]

"speaking of cleaning you should really clean your glasses right now" Me: *how* *did* *you* *kn*-

[@stuffit_7458]

*Heh I i did...*

[@maraj9360]

I literally said that

[@lillyen_phoenix]

Exactly

[@mythicalawesomeness2165]

I don’t wear glasses

[@sarahmodalla]

Shower thought: you can’t think about the next thing you will think about because you will already be thinking it

[@corlibriers1436]

Whoah!!

[@golden_tears_]

True

[@kayy2510]

I lost some braincells reading that

[@ef5tornadoes]

The eye of a hurricane is actually the calmest spot in a hurricane almost 0 wind and sometimes it’s sunny but in the other hand the eye wall around the eye has the strongest winds in the entire storm

[@siennacacador6948]

Shower thought: if everyone in the world blinked at the same time, no one would know........

[@hxgorr6652]

Sienna Cacador unless it was filmed ! *Mind Explosion* boom.

[@jeremiepigeon]

@@hxgorr6652 how the fuck would you film every person in the world huh?

[@ValentinodeHaas]

@@jeremiepigeon well everyone has their own FBI agent so...........

[@thevoidgamer7059]

@@ValentinodeHaas What a out The FBI agents? They're humans as well

[@ValentinodeHaas]

@@thevoidgamer7059 no

[@infraism34]

Shower Thought: You’ve never watched a full movie unless you don’t blink

[@lashgum9834]

No, you can pause the movie Everytime you gotta blink

[@YktVerti]

Ashieee Fox how do you know you’ll blink at the right time ?

[@sam-ps6wd]

@Ashieee Fox but then you’d have to pause it like every 5 seconds

[@earthinthecomments4944]

suzie sassy nailz But then you still watched the full movie

[@sam-ps6wd]

@Earth in the comments it would take like 30 hours to finish it tho

[@Wardog-pl9yw]

Shower thought : sex is basically transferring unborn kids to a different person

[@aub9769]

Gataar not always

[@cassandraa]

So basically,the men are the one’s delivering the baby *im guessing*

[@yum396]

Have you heard of a condom

[@kitazune9950]

Actually, no! Without the woman, the spermatozoïde is only a cell. Just like any other but when it meets the ovaries, then it becomes a child... We learned that once

[@movvvn]

Its like trading “ Ima give you this disappointing kid for that funny child”

[@blazeplays5097]

New theory for what happens after death: We rewatch our life over and over. Actually, if that's true, you don't know how many times you've relived this moment.

[@girl_from_everywhere]

And that would be where deja vu comes from.

[@Aris_W]

@@girl_from_everywhere and the mandela effect

[@Logannnnnnnnnnn]

I don’t mind that theory really I know some people are scared of it but i thinks it’s better then just darkness or something. But I also don’t like it because then I’ll have to relive many deaths of my loved ones.

[@7GHOST.]

*Shower thought* : *When a baby is born it beats the record of the youngest person alive...*

[@nickv.3573]

This is like everyones first shower thought

[@ceboula6871]

I never thought about it...🤔

[@abemurillo2931]

I've thought about that

[@mrmunch5615]

So twins break the record at the same time? Edit: A lot of people are saying no.

[@Angybirb]

Hmm

[@roxc1170]

“You can’t move your top teeth” My grandma: *takes out dentures*

[@alicelima285]

HAHHA

[@convertible412]

Why this only have 31 likes? Omg

[@MuhammadSaad-rf2gx]

😂😂😂😂

[@soccerflea4563]

Just made it 100

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

A baseball bat or sewer pipes to the face can prove that wrong

[@planet9437]

Why are people with glasses considered “smart” if they failed a test to get them?

[@j8n622]

that’s sadly true.......

[@imasalad9940]

Ouch

[@lostickss3421]

You mean "if they failed a test to not get them"

[@trii.spokes]

Im a lazy dumbass who knows nothing but cars and is terrible at school. Heh

[@Devi.456]

Actually that's a stereotype and a stereotype is bad to think

[@jonathan-zo9nh]

Shower thought: When you pointed a flashlight at the night sky the light would still be traveling into instellar space and into the cosmos

[@ImMatthewGodzilla]

Wanna know sum?

[@ImMatthewGodzilla]

The light you shined into the night sky is probably still traveling through space even after you took it off

[@_Umbrael_]

You wanna know something? The refraction of the light on the air particles in the atmosphere will prevent any normal flashlight's light from reaching space. And even it if does, it won't get far.

[@cozycarmine3803]

Shower thought: When you jump you fall for half a second, and when you walk you're just catching yourself from tripping over and over again.

[@mr.noaudio94]

Ya lost me

[@zero.0972]

😂😂😂. Yea no shit

[@tobi_ass3278]

now i wont be able to walk normally for 7 minutes

[@bingbong6176]

When you run you’re just jumping forward with one foot then the other over and over again

[@K4DETHB]

I'm bouta trip, no I'm fine, it's gonna happen again, I caught myself

[@planet9437]

I’ve got another one: When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

[@ivana-oc5bo]

Huh. That’s right. Because the present is the future’s past and we’re constantly effecting it. (Jesus Christ typing this made me cringe.)

[@Plantey]

W T F

[@montyeyesclosed]

That's because whatever you do in the present is what is always meant to be. But if you change something in the past, the butterfly effect may change your present. That's why they worry about it.

[@JamesMecs]

Nah bro thts just some edgy snowflake shit u read.

[@iann51]

its because the past is mostly something people have information about therefore people have more control and is more predictable, the future is something that people have no information about therefore highly unpredictable

[@madrikz.fj.679]

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

[@elmolovesyou2320]

underrated comment

[@clamchowder893]

Underrated genius

[@Kimpoy97]

This is ancient

[@karuki5791]

I don't think cops hope you're a criminal

[@elmolovesyou2320]

69 pls dont like this

[@oscarscadds36]

Shower Thought: “Are you asleep?” Is the only question you can never truthfully answer yes to.

[@NeverEndingFire13]

*laughs in dreams*

[@vadenlow5953]

"Are you mute? "Are you going to stay silent?" "Are you divisible by 0?"

[@NeverEndingFire13]

@@vadenlow5953 you can type yes in the chat, you can nod your head, um idk about that last one

[@vibrantebony]

‘Are you dead?’ You can’t answer yes or no 😮

[@Ryan-iu3tq]

Are you dead

[@oussama.b8939]

Shower thought: you can’t say “I’m dead” without lying

[@jamesmathew6164]

video games lol

[@76e85]

@j you respawn in video games, soo.. Minecraft Hardcore: *-respawn-* about that..

[@g4merkakyoin]

@@jamesmathew6164 that's not true, it's just the color of your screen changing.

[@danielwoods8263]

Unless you simulate consciousness

[@lain7758]

Neither that you "can't speak".

[@kpopfrog9917]

Shower thought: The moment we are born is the moment we start to die

[@artdaze]

I CAN'T HANDLE THESE COMMENTS ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE DEATH IS CLOSE NOW😭💀

[@gillesfou]

I don't what to say

[@artdaze]

@@gillesfou 😶

[@gillesfou]

Seriously i wanted to reply something but i don't what to say

[@artdaze]

@@gillesfou Lmao it's all good bro

[@hartsgd9172]

Shower thought: The first 18 years of your life is basically a free trial, and then after that it’s pay per month.

[@user-jm1lz6zg6m]

Not, if you're asian

[@JoshMcLemore]

Huncho Houdini 😂😂😂

[@greatestwithin3700]

Huncho Houdini 😂

[@spunchbob360]

True

[@mo-s-]

I have the free version. But aren't homeless people cheater then?

[@keziaplayz8015]

Shower thought: What if “humans” are actually fairy’s, and gravity is the timer for how long you can fly. Jumping is really flying.

[@ImMatthewGodzilla]

I techinically flew once cuz when i was younger i jumped and it lasted for a good 3 seconds Gravity please work for once

[@codislife3095]

"Aging has a 100% mortality rate" Queen Elizabeth: *and I took that personally*

[@Clownzyy]

Lol

[@AR_Animates]

loL

[@larawabsie]

lOl

[@venyeoo]

Lol

[@doge5762]

Lol

[@xabahava3026]

him: u scrolling doesn't mean u moved anything me: *scrolles down for some reason*

[@BrainRot4Life-j4z]

rather for no reason i guess

[@annirae9032]

omg me

[@rmkball1191]

Me scrolling for no reason led me to this comment 😂☺️

[@3960xRocks]

Shower thought: Sleep is just time travel to breakfast.

[@jacobthebugg6934]

I must say, the best time to time travel to

[@3960xRocks]

@*sips tea* Then you are not allowed to sleep :p

[@jaythepro7911]

3970xRocks that crazy

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

*sleeps til 2pm EST* OOp-

[@materialgirl1585]

Yo-

[@hana.7566]

Shower thought: Most of the time when we dream, we don't know what's gonna happen. So there's like 2 parts of you, the audience and the film maker

[@alexproductions8274]

Shower thought: if we think aliens exist, don't the aliens we think exist think that we are aliens too.

[@kantoverified]

That's what an alien is a living thing from another planet

[@heartlessguy8668]

No dur

[@HerHusband.]

Alien is another word for foreigner so yes

[@katelyn9683]

I had a heart attack reading that

[@grapes9771]

I don’t understand when people say aliens don’t exist when it’s almost impossible for them to not be real

[@fujoto9353]

It would be better saying “You only have 2 minutes left to live, but every you take a breath that timer resets” some people have different lungs but you get the point

[@Shadhooe]

Yeah...

[@i_hate_meinvis5379]

Shower thoughts: everyone you've ever imagined probably exists, existed or will exist.

[@snooppp8873]

So long ago someone probably thought of us

[@marklleshi3383]

frickin shrek they probably didn’t think of us exactly but maybe like their great great grandkids of something

[@snooppp8873]

@@marklleshi3383 ahh yes

[@milaliah]

*or has stopped existing.*

[@bangchanslaptop8666]

so like inklings and octolings???

[@potatofryes]

“how cute you often hear that life is a roller coaster, and i get it feels like it. but when you're on a roller coaster aren't the downhill parts the most fun.” I don't know but I laughed 😭

[@potatofryes]

i laughed but the emoji that i used is “😭” ......

[@allister6092]

"Everything is always trying to kill you" My toilet seat: SH-T THEY'VE FOUND OUT OUR SECRET! ABORT ABORT!!

[@alien_axolotl1620]

😂😂😂

[@Sim9730]

I uploaded my first video check it out!

[@sirmrkingburrito]

😂

[@riverunconfirmed]

“Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they’ll be together forever” Bold of you to assume I’ll get married.

[@memerlandd]

"this bloodline ends with me" ahahahhaa🤧🤧

[@JessieArt]

Hahahhaha

[@Ellievan01]

Very bold indeed

[@susanharp9443]

bold of you to assume it'll be a girl

[@omni8568]

Bruh

[@kimberlyleyva5773]

Shower Thought: What if the 2 E's in the word "Bee" are silent and the letter "B" is just saying it's name

[@dani_moo_]

O M G

[@iamarealearthling3612]

@Bowen White copied from tik tok

[@grac1cle341]

No wayy

[@stewedtea]

Same with 'queue'

[@darraarljod8911]

@@iamarealearthling3612 no

[@Tumama32]

As soon as bro said something about breathing I instantly started manually breathing 🤣

[@averagemonke4428]

*And We are Weird* **Tick-Tock ad pop up** Me: seems about right

[@brunomcleod]

The fact you spelt it tick tock made it even better

[@lmao.3661]

@@brunomcleod it doesn't deserve such respect

[@davis3816]

@@lmao.3661 You right

[@Astitva]

You mean qisjaksja ad

[@chinteshwarbabu9165]

😂

[@jmz7]

"Your lungs are constantly trying to kill you" Me: *heavy breathing*

[@gurtbag]

Asthma be like

[@reli7221]

NutsNHoney I have it lol I can die if I breath harder than you but I won’t do that

[@reli7221]

NutsNHoney it throughout time tho

[@Sapphireskittles]

Same. If you suddenly become self aware of breathing, it gets harder :p

[@ari__1703]

same

[@ciarawilliams5220]

Shower Thought: Mirrors don't break, they just multiply into more mirrors.

[@mark-kz1me]

Tru

[@eliaspietila_]

True, but isn't that the same with most objects?

[@ok-mt7iz]

@Chase the Electric God *confused screaming*

[@bunbon5894]

0-0

[@zenzonerzz4789]

...that's literally with every object XD. Matter cannot be destroyed, it just changes form.

[@SnailTrailJay]

Shower thought: people: “nothing lasts forever” me: technically life does for you. Like if you die before someone you don’t live forever to them but you do to you. So technically everyone lives forever

[@oioioioioi994]

Unless there's something after death

[@StalkerStrike762]

Souls are immortal, bodies you all using in this world is mortal.

[@ilv839]

​@@StalkerStrike762u are right exactly

[@erickevans7049]

Shower thought : Brain is the only organ that named itself.

[@glorym.5528]

everyone uses the word “brain” as an organ when you are literally the brain because all your thoughts are there, and you are controlling a giant meat sack...

[@dippledopple]

@@glorym.5528 You are conscious and have thoughts, however you are and are not your brain. Your brain controls and functions so many big to small things that it would be impossible for us to be our brain

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

Bruh I read it as "Brian" and I was like how does a baby name itslef

[@almarapa3719]

:OOOOO

[@shafiahussain2626]

Glory Monroe GIANT MEAT SACK I CANTTTT

[@oikawasmilkbread8799]

“You sleep for a third of your life” College students: *_Uh_*

[@DracRio]

“Normally, you empty your drink from the top, but when you use a straw you’re emptying it from the bottom” 😦🤯

[@fartbart1]

Underrated

[@iamgoo]

Nope

[@CharliDAmelio-kj4kq]

There are not college students their whole life...

[@Cloud-cz4cg]

**loud gasp**

[@cyruspogi4392]

Shower thought: in games you can see nametags of your teammates, but in real life you can't see nametags so basically everyone is your enemy

[@avilosey]

Wise words

[@yaboileonard2866]

School shooters be like...

[@drxppyjay993]

Fax

[@parkseonghwa4523]

Z Doctor E SCHOOL SHOOTERS-

[@jansenkj2259]

help i can't see my parents nametag.

[@Maayrakk]

6:19 “ you should really clean your glasses right now” Me:removes glasses and checks Also me:how did you know

[@ItalianFwog]

IDK BUT IT SCARES ME CUZ THEY *WERE* CRUSTY AF

[@monke8359]

I feel like I’ve just learned everything and nothing at the same time

[@jamesemanuel1313]

Yes

[@jamesemanuel1313]

The power of 3rd eye

[@jamesemanuel1313]

But if its in the middle is it not the second

[@zguesto]

that is beacause you just learnedn't

[@mychemicalmods5412]

420th like

[@stephencurry3502]

If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

[@whiteshadow8258]

Two people have achieved it....

[@adorbsxgigiw9346]

Wait doesn't someone have to drop ham and toppings.... •W•

[@KururuMukino]

@@adorbsxgigiw9346 the humans and animals are the ham or pork ir whatever and the grass the trees are the vegetable

[@adorbsxgigiw9346]

@@KururuMukino Oh Oki lol

[@anjanisinghbisen9706]

I have been dropping my bread on the floor everyday hoping to make a sandwicj

[@Daisydoesit39]

Heres a shower thought: Dogs hear us talk all day but when they bark we tell them to shush up ;^;

[@cringetv2153]

Thats actually pretty sad

[@N_IRL]

@@cringetv2153 Ikr

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Oof

[@ZM-nj2bx]

That is...really deep

[@AwkwardDogeE]

And they can hear noises much louder than us and we say shut up because they are too loud

[@rjiwaniec2716]

‘’ no British ruling king has used the internet” well timed

[@article580]

“365 birthdays for 8 billion different people” Leap year: *am I a joke to you*

[@dani_moo_]

Omg lollllllllllll

[@m_artroom]

My friend is born on leap year, she’s 3

[@m_artroom]

@@henrywong2224 Sí

[@anuj656]

Hey, so is anyone of you born on 4th of sept? Like if you are not.

[@lilytrantham1405]

@@anuj656 *^* i see what you did there

[@stxazy6320]

Shower thought: If you cut off Mike wasouski’s legs you’d be beheading him

[@donn1333.]

Epic Gamer why isn’t this comment popular ?🤣😂

[@battlebornxy2037]

@@donn1333. probably because it was out 4 days ago

[@the_weeknd_issuperior4262]

GET OUT MY HEAD !!! 🤯🤯

[@ryleeslentz6316]

That is so cool to think about

[@jeonkookie6919]

wtf wtf wtf wtf

[@youcancallmemaple2360]

Shower thought: "I apologize" and "sorry" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

[@irisenriquez7159]

So true...

[@user-uh3qj2tb4z]

@Moisty Pepperoni they say "I apologize" Because they killed them and "I'm sorry" Because they're just sorry for your loss

[@alang.n2837]

@@thedancingmoonfoxy7272 r/im14andthisisdeep

[@Lykajoy-diz]

I'm an ARMY too XD

[@cr1spy.s0cks92]

I- *w u t*

[@9_1.1]

“no ruling british king has ever used the internet” might wanna change that part