THE SIMPLE MAN PODCAST Ep.58 w/ Craig Jones & Nicky Ryan

Welcome back Craig Jones and Nicky Ryan as they grant NickyRod with his black belt!
Nicky Rod, widely known as the Black Belt Slayer, hail’s from New Jersey, the land of pizza & biceps. He is a two time ADCC silver medalist, an EBI absolute world champion, as well as the world's most beautiful grappler.
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Ethan Crelinsten, clearly the most intelligent and most good looking of the the three Simple Men, is a two time ADCC trials winner, as well as placing 1st in thousands of other tournaments. His grappling prowess goes far beyond what Nicky rod and Damien hope to acquire. As you listen to the podcast, pay most attention to Ethan as he will most likely be saying the coolest shit.
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Damien Anderson is an ADCC Trials Bronze Medalist with multiple wins over multiple black belt world champions. Currently ranked 8th in the world at 145lbs and 9th at 155lbs. Also has ownership rights of Ethan Crelinsten
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Nicky Rod, Damien Anderson & Ethan Crelinsten are based in Austin, Texas and roll daily at B-Team Jiu Jitsu.
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0:00 INTRO (Welcome Craig Jones & Nicky Ryan)
0:45 Whats wrong with Demon Hands?
1:14 Craig is the real Natty King?
1:51 Can JayRod Beat Craig yet?
3:10 Craig Jones hated Puerto Rico
4:52 Has Craig been arrested?
5:43 Craig on bully's and nick names
8:20 Nicky Rod gets his black belt! (and a gun)
12:10 Whats up with Nicholas Meregali?!
14:40 Nicky Rod vs Gordan Ryan 3?
16:00 Craig Doing ADCC 2024?
19:25 Nicky Ryans last fight
23:30 Would Craig fight Nicholas Meregali?
25:55 Would Craig do a MMA fight? ( Damien vs Craig)
30:00 ADCC 2024 & Craigs going to ADCC 4 times.
36:30 Sponsors
37:09 Does Craig have emotions? and Craig on travailing?
40:30 Does Craig study footage?
42:32 Having a routine?
45:05 Does NickyRod pull guard?
45:45 Where is Craig going now?
47:10 Whats next for JayRod?
48:10 Nicky Rod on him "greasing"
49:20 Seminars Suck?
51:15 How many black belts under B Team?
52:20 Russian Roulette drinking game
53:10 Craigs favorite Drugs
55:25 Nicky Rod getting his black belt was a long time coming
56:25 Voting?
57:30 Go Israel !
58:34 Open and carry?
59:05 Who is more athletic? Nick Ryan or Craig Jones?
1:15:25 Outro

[@BillyJohnsonize]

Craig is like a dead beat dad to the B-Team.

[@oscsantiago]

craig just casually pulling out a gun and we're just getting started. love it

[@imakimmy2]

And they're all stoned. Except Jay Rod.

[@Koreatn]

I was wondering why this episode took so long to come out. Now I know it's because Craig had to be edited so much 😂

[@imakimmy2]

Craig does Not edit himself. Ever.

[@JimChristopherGovea]

yup... lol

[@necroslikerock]

Watching craig banter everyone in the room is like watching that clip of the honey badger fighting off 3-4 lionesses simultaneously 😂

[@RubyRubyTV]

This is easily the best one yet 😂😂😂 "I'm a rabbit in a tortoise race." "Demon Hands" 😂😂😂

[@Zhcwu]

I wonder if John danaher watches these videos

[@RustyShackleford9000]

He definitely watches these alone in a dark apartment in his underwear

[@tylerlambert630]

this was the perfect full b team podcast special lol

[@NameThem14]

Ethan had an existential crisis when you asked him if he wanted money or gold more…

[@ForChristislord]

lmfaooo

[@ohhreally92]

Craig is just on the attack with shit talk 24/7 hahaha you can tell damien and ethan are nervous waiting for the next put down hahahaha so good

[@hermanmelville3871]

The amount these dudes take the piss out of each other is truly impressive. 👃🏼❄️

[@juanpablorivadeneirajijon3024]

BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!! one nose per simple man👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏼👃🏼👃🏾

[@ninjaml1011]

Nicky wanted more hugs 9:41😭😭

[@cognitivedissonancecamp6326]

Craig just casually wipes balls sweat on Nicky's neck, that's some Aussie shit.

[@TomFurman]

Always fun. The type of humor I'm used to with my crew.

[@jeffreylarsen3796]

“Holster those Demon Hands, please.”

[@MrAstro7110]

39:53 Rare footage of Craig Jones being serious

[@Itsaulguud]

This was so good haha the promotion and the revolver was classy asf! 😂 awesome stuff guys

[@MercedesSLSJpak]

Bleeping out every time we hear Nicky the Bull Ryan

[@scottshadforth4946]

Craig Jones is so godamm funny I'm an Australian just like him so I understand his humour and how he slays the yanks with our humour is so funny Craig my Boi shout out to you my brother

[@Waterbottlebandit831]

The fact it went over Nicky’s head completely when Craig gave him the gun then whipped out the black belt was kinda hilarious considering what Craig said 😂😂 8:27

[@mollyevansp]

Proof Nicky is a pretty face...😂

[@markdavis8430]

So happy for Nicky Rod getting his black belt man 💪

[@rachelwilson7822]

Best. Pod. Yet. Can we do more full team ones as a treat?

[@aiyachristian]

It's a must see When the pod is at full strength with all members. Best episode of all time

[@miguelgra92]

This was such a good episode 🫡

[@nicolaspicolas6228]

Great laughs, love it!

[@thelastchimp8670]

this is a must watch video pod

[@CarlosCasanova9]

congrats nicky rod 👏

[@cognitivedissonancecamp6326]

Congrats to Nicky Rod for being the new owner of a 357 magnum. You're going to need to win in Feb to afford to shoot such a weapon.

[@brayanpaniagua746]

Black belt 🥋, congrats 🎉🎊 Nicky Rod!. Just ask one of the boys to show you how to tie it 😂. Great episode could not stop laughing. It was awesome having the whole crew there.

[@calbaking]

N I CH Y R O B B

[@workhard3606]

Bro he wiped his ball sweat on dudes face 💀💀😭😭

[@MasterBradBowman]

Sitting here eating some delicious nicky rod carne Jerky watching the simple man podcast waiting for the B team 8 am class to begin. The Jerky is just as good as the Jiu Jitsu. It's an honor to try out for this gym.

[@petergraciano4084]

Craig Jones would be amazing on kill Tony .

[@TheGamingBigT]

I was thinking about this the other day. That would be EPIC!

[@ohhreally92]

Fucking yes I was thinking this that today. He would murder hahaha

[@nicholasbrown9447]

Great episode

[@tylerconley7665]

Craig’s like Patrick Swayze leading the outsiders! lol y’all the Greasers brah!!🤓😂🙏🏻

[@juangabrielacostacanessa626]

Its so sad when stuff gets cut out 😢

[@g8eo3]

Seeing that parts are edited out followed by everyone's reaction to what was said is actually pretty entertaining. It's good to know that Craig is a troll but doesn't release sensitive info in an uncontrolled environment.

[@calbaking]

kregg is a class act, top notch

[@jutosgrind]

That setup with the knives and all was so fucking great

[@Dpoolbbandit]

Great episode, can we please get a gi video just for the banter

[@zachconn2420]

🤓👃❄️😎 nose beers... I watched it all. Love the podcast, the vibe, and all of you as jiu jitsu athletes!

[@kes2106]

❄️👃🏽watched it to completion, gracefully.

[@gonzalorocha]

From black belt slayer to black belt slayer

[@mileslashlee5840]

You guys should all do a podcast about dds stories

[@forwardgrappling]

👃 quit bullying Nicky Ryan 👃

[@patheticworm]

the audio on this one was crispy keep up the good work boys 😂 👃

[@bobertmurda3419]

Best episode on god ‼️

[@kevivtawar7716]

such a funny episode!!

[@Luan9Oliveira]

Dude that's was unexpected 😂

[@MarcoelOsito]

Love it 🙏

[@kylebulldog2115]

Nicky Rod had 0 Clue !!!! Haha brilliant 👏 👏 👏

[@InternalEvil123]

Fair play I was almost able to hear half of that

[@Ipodtouchgenius12]

Craig pulling out that gun reminds me of Jonah Hill in This is The End

[@HansLaureles]

Crazy how I watched for completion

[@savionmaranon3239]

I would consider paying to see the unedited clips 😂😭

[@cognitivedissonancecamp6326]

I like how Nicky Rod starts pulling out his Danaher knives and nobody pays any attention.

[@jbb8261]

Wholesome 😂❤

[@Goodboi_Dindu]

Some nickname ideas😂 Silver Bullet Dark Child, Night Master, Peabody, Peanut Arbuckle, doorway, pink dress, Sweezy, Go-Go Nuts, Pineapple Man.

[@aussiedoyle1]

More episodes with the whole gang 👃🏻❄️

[@golden_smaug]

This guy has a hilarious ability to draw shit as well as throw it 😂

[@danielsiriphongs]

So much edited out lol. This was hilarious. Congrats NickyRod! 👃

[@jamespearce3172]

😂 half of Australia has nicknames. 😅

[@BG-sj7zh]

master jones on simple man...... kooks. Should make Damien wear the Gimp suit ay.

[@dmcfan9]

This was a good one 👃❄️

[@VicenteLopez70]

Craig "The Deflector" Jones. 🤣

[@totaan5813]

Cold blooded Craig..."I've never had a collapsed lung."💀😆😆😆👃🏿

[@robeln792]

Can we buy the unedited version 😂😂😂

[@saadatnazaralieva9753]

24:33 indeed a dream

[@tazhmvm]

Nicky Ryan using snus 👌👌

[@alasauerkraut]

Damien "Jerkoff Hands" Anderson

[@JediBrysco]

W promotion

[@MrDEVILDOG]

Meragali vs Nicky Rod let’s set it up 💯

[@petkovicdusan]

Why is this podcast not on bteam channel? It’s a great podcast and would have more views there.

[@frankgutt847]

welp im dumb didnt know there was a discount code on violent hippie Smh. Great pod though

[@victorienmaillet]

Make video to see who's the most athletic including strengh cardio ect

[@wills8656]

Do these seals or ranger military tests and see who gets the highest score, everyone can participate and Zach can be the ref

[@anyactioneffie]

Demon hands baby

[@youtubeconnollyfamily]

I wish I could start my life over and at that moment when the wrestling coach was really trying to get me to do wrestling rather than being the captain of my high school football team. I wish I did it. I loved wrestling I was OK did it. I love MMA I did boxing for a few years. I’m 38 years old now so can’t do it now but damn I just wish I had someone that mentored me to get me into that stuff. It’s hard for people that grow up with no one telling you what you should do.

[@aWildNelby]

Need more Craig guest appearances 👃🏻

[@GoshGollie]

1:06:40 that shit was too funny 😂😂😂😂

[@Daltonwhite29]

Demon hands is a horrible nickname to be fair

[@blackfrog1534]

nickey in the background looking like a child (with a beard )

[@jakebohne9123]

Craig make sure you give your inmate sailor boyfriend his cool hat back.

[@RunYourLuck]

Craig about to get deported for gifting a gun on video 😂

[@CarMad97ci]

2 seconds in; fuck that theme song 😂😂

[@Mr_Ja3]

Congrats NIcky Rod, the Slayer on getting the promotion!! If you measure Nicky Ryan's athleticism at Craigs's age, I give the edge to Nicky! 👃

[@BigBadBozley]

Didn’t this get released already and then taken down?

[@mattsummers3018]

sweet black belt gift --*nose emoji*

[@robertanthonyleal]

Fire ass fucking intro!

[@nabeiljaved5783]

👃Love it guys, get Jozef Chen in there as well for more chaos

[@Goodser]

Post below what you think is bleeped out?? 🤐😛

[@brax300]

The N word fsho

[@ssyankee121]

👃 great episode guys!

[@tonitonytones1602]

It's way more fun to say them is Bruce Buffer's voice in your head as you read them lol Craig " The Australian Abomination" Jones Nicky " Ain't nobody saving my privates" Ryan Keep it going if you have more nicknames.

[@carlosrobles7972]

Let’s go 👃🏼❄️

[@94_Video]

demon hands

[@CyberneticArgumentCreator]

If you close your eyes, Nicky Rod sounds a lot like Stavros Halkias.

[@PrimetimeBJJ]

Where's El segundo

[@user-wh4qx8pj9s]

Fucking Brilliant 😅

[@jniedrich]

👃 great episode bulls

[@zekezamora6657]

Nicky Ryan slowly slipping in a zyn thinking he’s drax the destroyer.

[@jameshemmings1542]

silver surfers and golden showers?

[@travisdespea7999]

Never bring a Ryan to a Rod fight..