SIR BILLI BAD MOVIE REVIEW | SEAN CONNERY'S LAST MOVIE | Double Toasted

[@paradisecity0406able]

Billy's laughter and Martin's cackle during this review is nothing short of amazing.

[@Only1BandIsTheBand]

billy laughing at shit he hasn't seen is one of the main reasons i watch double toasted lol

[@adamclifton29]

Corey's swallowing though puts me off

[@alejandromolina7270]

People use to hate Billy's laugh during the Spill days. I loved it when those two laughed and cackled.

[@Telecuhubby]

Billy's laugh kills me every time.

[@imjackm2174]

To think Sir Connery turned down films like Jurassic park, lord of the rings and the matrix but came out of retirement for this......

[@chrisbrown113096]

He probably just wanted a new watch that day

[@Bluehawk2008]

He's a patriot.

[@JohnnyZenith]

Good.

[@crazyguy43]

Well, to be fair, this was a voice role that he could've recorded from home in his pajamas.

[@NoBody-tf7ib]

@Bluehawk2008 Fucking up his entire career is the most patriotic shit I have ever witnessed.

[@nyanpirethecat2257]

Fun Fact: The makers of Sir Billi were furious at Disney and Pixar for not being nominated and ignored over "Brave". They were enraged when they learned the Scottish Parliament was backing "Brave" instead of their movie. I'm not making this up!

[@akaneonfox]

Wow, at least Brave was better.

[@novadselir1068]

You're kidding right ?

[@nyanpirethecat2257]

@@novadselir1068 Nope, I'm dead serious!

[@akaneonfox]

@@nyanpirethecat2257 shit

[@yolandacarroll558]

So the Scottish Parliament saw both movies and choose to back one that could actually win. :)

[@tylerhackner9731]

Billy and Martin’s laughs save democracy

[@michaeldavis1879]

Seeing an old man sadly stand by his wife's tombstone shouldn't elicit this much laughter, but "Sir Billi" found a way. I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

[@Magoo7956]

😂😂😂

[@comixproviderftw_02]

>Alex Trebek arrives in heaven Sean Connery: Suck it, Trebek!

[@beejay271]

This comment deserves some sort of achievement award!😂😂😂

[@Gemini_Samura1]

*Achievement unlocked* Best internet comment for 2020 10,000 gamer score.

[@johnlopez9014]

Nice! Somebody remembers

[@isuriadireja91]

Aw man... that's right..!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ScratchthechalkBoard]

It was so strange SNL didn't have a tribute sketch. It was such a missed opportunity that could have been funny, touching and respectful. Sigh but SNL is such trash these days that they couldn't come up with a damn thing

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

You said their government funded this? Probably hired the cheapest animators and pocketed the remaining animation money

[@lordrayden3045]

Lowest bidder

[@deriansanchez4476]

@@lordrayden3045 to the

[@darwincity]

I mean... Sean Connery was THE major ambassador of the Scottish independence movement, so I imagine that this was enough for the nationalist government back in Edinburgh to plow some money into the belly of the beast to satisfy the demands of Sean boy.

[@thisasiankidistrashfordram374]

Priiiiimmm

[@AxioProductions]

This was produced by the creator of the Fairy Oddparents

[@mrcritical6751]

What the hell is wrong with the audio in this movie? It sounds like everybody recorded their lines 20 miles away from the microphone with talking through a megaphone backwards

[@mrmalaysia1]

The moment i heard Billy's laughter,i knew this is gonna be an awesometacular review.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Same 😂

[@snaketooth0943]

I'm Scottish and I can't believe my country made this.

[@darwincity]

AND that you, as a Scottish taxpayer, paid, in part, for it.

[@AmbientMess]

Considering your country also gave us Sherlock Holmes, Television and GTA Wouldn't feel embarrassed in the least ;)

[@Raulbikcube]

Eh. You guys are good. America is responsible for most of the bad movies out there. We're way ahead of you. *God Bless America plays in the background.*

[@snaketooth0943]

@@darwincity Wait... it was made by our government? OH NO!!!

[@darwincity]

@@snaketooth0943 To be more precise, it co-financed it, but still, you could get a free copy in return for your hard earn tax pounds being burned for that shit.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

I love that you guys always start a bad movie review video off with Billy laughing his butt off

[@jadahayden1130]

Someone in the Double Toasted chat said Korey and the gang should watch Goat Story; if Kurtis Conner barely survived that film, then I doubt Korey

[@austinmarshall5102]

The animation and terrible characters, reminds me of Food Fight. I'd love to see you guys do a bad movie review on the POS

[@bigpictureguys8415]

47:12 Korey’s hard laugh killed me

[@blakegregory9762]

46:08

[@PiratesRock]

Man, was this Movie made by Asylum? Same level of quality honestly.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

42:04 “Awww Hell NOOO!” i lost it guys, i lost it

[@voicebox64]

Billy's review: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[@SmileyAdventures]

Lol! I never knew it was possible to type out his actual laugh. Well done sir.

[@ThatJohnKillion1970]

It's going to be a good day when Billy turns into the Joker.

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

@@ThatJohnKillion1970 Billy should be the next Joker

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

@zain mudassir yep pretty much.

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

@zain mudassir that's why I'm an unknown writer myself. I'm going to release some scripts pretty soon. I'm actually plugging away right now at my laptop.

[@jaythomas468]

Billy’s laugh within the first few seconds is like my siren’s call to watch the rest of the video. (And I’m pretty sure DT has figured that out since most of their Bad Movie Reviews start out that way.)

[@EKDrifter458]

Coming from Scotland, I don’t know how I’ve never heard of this. Probably for the better 😂

[@jimmyfaustjr6413]

I wish I never seen - let alone paid to see it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@creamfiend84]

5:05 10:30 11:04 18:20 21:59 26:20 40:50 42:02 46:05

[@jasonjohnson3290]

With all due respect to the passing of one of my all time favorite actors, this was probably the FUNNIEST bad movie review I have EVER seen the Double Toasted crew do (and I think I've seen just about all of them at this point!)! 😆🤓

[@Mysticist]

Everyone talks about Billy and Martin’s laugh but goddamn Korey’s laugh at the end! 🤣

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

Man, I remember watching Saberspark's review of this film.

[@karyehhunter3751]

Same here dude 😁👍

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

Yes

[@convoy034]

same here

[@justincecilstudio3506]

You know I have a feeling that the end credit scenes were originally supposed to be in the opening credits. It would have made at least a little more sense that way, but I guess they decided after the fact to do the Bond-style opening instead and didn't want to just get rid of the footage they worked on.

[@CMatt420]

I have been dying off those credits for at least three days. Who did this, and thought "Now that's a great was to end this!"

[@kaitlyndunlap8041]

Martin’s reaction when Korey said he didn’t watch the end credits 😂 45:04

[@codykodak]

The roasting y'all put on this movie is one of the best things on KZbin

[@muchlovegambine949]

It’s like the ja Rule trolls movie. That’s what he was doing. Trolling before he said fuck it. R.I.P Sean Connery

[@eddiedingle767]

Troll Land.

[@roxassora2706]

I forgot that shit existed

[@allys744]

Mom: we have Jimmy neutron at home. Jimmy neutron at home: (Also I didn’t know this was Connery’s last film. I used to think it was “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” which also didn’t do so well).

[@DariusWhite]

One of the funniest reviews I've ever heard. I was crying laughing.

[@DimplesonDemand]

When Billy laughs I can’t help but laugh too. 🤣🤣

[@lordrayden3045]

These guy need to take a field trip to Wisconsin for an episode of best of the worst. Imagine a panel of Corey, billy, rich and jay / mike all mixed up with booze. Martins the calm one, take him to drive them home. That would be so classic.......

[@zainmudassir2964]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AmbientMess]

Which one? :p

[@b1mw93]

The end credits singer sounded unintentionally hilarious.

[@akaneonfox]

Who ever is singing sounds like she had parkinson's when singing her high notes.

[@youreawizardkari7691]

That would be the great Shirley Bassey who sang in the intro too!

[@alejandromolina7270]

It could have been Skyfall. Sir Sean Connery's last couldn have been Skyfall playing as the Kincade, Skyfall estate Caretaker. But No! This is his final film.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

As much as i loved the man....this seems pretty fitting, the ego to come out for this and not something meaningful which means it almost certainly was for a paycheck (and not actually a final note for a great legacy) as well as the “it’s okay to smack a broad when she asks for it” bit seem to me to be getting punished right here and i’m for it.

[@jwnj9716]

I don't get the hate The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen gets. It's not perfect but you can have fun with it. It is not like Sword of the Valiant where he looks like a Christmas tree.

[@kemeshagreen5586]

for real I actually love that movie

[@yolandacarroll558]

RIP Sir Sean, the definitive James Bond.

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

This looks like an Asylum movie 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@opinionman8253]

Korey's Laugh had me cracked up 😂🤣

[@samuelbrown3405]

I think this might be the first time that the boys got Korey to full-on wheeze while laughing.

[@luciferpitchblack3217]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a guilty pleasure of mine I really like that movie !

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

Wow

[@luciferpitchblack3217]

@@authorrobjohnson3178 Hey it's not the best movie in the world but I did see potential in the movie and there are some things about the movie i did like but there's also a lot of problems with the story they could have handled better !

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

@@luciferpitchblack3217 that movie was extremely boring. Even the writer of the original material, Alan Moore hated it.

[@luciferpitchblack3217]

@@authorrobjohnson3178 Yeah i know !

[@kaylemkerr6989]

@@authorrobjohnson3178 Alan Moore to be fair damn near hates all of his works adaptations as well as much of his work himself (in retrospect). As well as being a great and intelligent writer he’s also an odd/strange individual.

[@flowerchild8586]

I can't with the intro movie singing 😭🤣🤣🤣fingah!!

[@maxskyfall7061]

Hey Corey and the rest of the DT team I’m a huge fan of the show especially you guys reviewing bad movies. During this pandemic I’ve been watching a lot of movies. Yesterday I came across what I can only discribe to you as “The Holy Grail” of bad movies. It’s called Future Sport (1999) it has Dean Cain in it and a so called guest appearance by Wesley Snipes in a horrible Jamaican accent. Plz plz plz tear this movie a new one

[@davidyurch4446]

Nothing says good movie quite like putting character development in the end credits.

[@milestrombley1466]

LXG retired Sean, Sir Billi killed him. RIP. 😔

[@themetalmeltdownofficial]

This looks horrible, can't wait to watch it!

[@cplsmithmaricek]

I actually enjoyed "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen," wish they made a sequel.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

or at least a reboot, i mean Alan Moore is going to be pissed off no matter what so, might as well.

[@Ramen_Hibachi]

I’ll pay you $3000 to review Arctic Dogs

[@Chaogod1233]

I mean... You could email them...

[@OGMillyMillz_]

You’re an idiot when you can review it for free for yourself

[@eddiedingle767]

PanPizza reviewed it

[@mbulelobam7529]

Am I the only one who loved the league of Extraordinary gentlemen?

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

Probably

[@matthewseal8451]

Definetely

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

@@matthewseal8451 was trying to be nice 😂🤣

[@rocketjjm]

Hey man I loved it

[@namouche_helsing]

Nope

[@someotherperson5279]

This movie is also known as GUARDIAN OF THE HIGHLANDS and is available on tubi.tv.

[@dariendarkhouse8538]

Connery went on record saying he believed in hitting women. During an interview.

[@cremetangerine82]

That was in an interview with Playboy. He then confirmed it to Barbara Walters, which he looks like he wanted to deck her for questioning him. Also confirmed by his ex-wife, Diane Cilento.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

but remember guys he said “never with a closed fist” cause that makes it okay...

[@christinahealy108]

Loved this review when I saw it last night when u reviewed it on twitch and ye made me laugh so much that I decided to watch the review again on KZbin. I found the plot synopsis for this movie and even the description is WTF. ''A retired veterinarian living in a remote Scottish village encounters a goat who thinks he's a dog, an Admiral who's afraid of the water and a beaver who was raised by rabbits''. I'm about to watch the movie for myself now to have a good laugh.

[@BugsyFoga]

Honestly were better of saying Lxg was his last film.

[@SuperWolsey]

Pretty much

[@OakViewFilms]

At least LXG can be enjoyable as a guilty pleasure. I can't imagine ANYbody, even someone who's blind and deaf, getting any enjoyment out of Sir Billi.

[@jamespolk5428]

Martin’s write-up of this movie as a lot of “what-if’s” with no inhibiting “but why’s”; that’s common for a lot of bad or otherwise bizarre animated movies. Freddie the Frog and Hugo the Hippo come to mind.

[@Cnoble59]

I thought this was going to be another Asylum animated film.

[@DieHardAlien]

Is it just me or does Korey's Shirley Bassey sound like Bobby from The Proud Family?

[@H.G._.Hansen]

Y'all forgot The Avengers (where he dresses in a furry costume) or Dragon heart (which people are still begging for a remake). Also how he rejected The Matrix, Lord of the Rings and Jurassic Park

[@darwincity]

I recently caught Dragonheart on television in Belgium recently, as it was shown as an alternative program choice to the Euro2020 tournament. It is… enjoyable, mostly thanks to the eclectic casting, but hot damn did the CGI age disgracefully.

[@phillipbrown6417]

Billy laughing everytime the word "beaver" is spoken. 🤣

[@BrontoSmilodon1]

Ok this confirms it, everytime someone makes a horrible animated movie there is always one characters that has to look extra hot and waste the movie's budget.

[@yungdynamic471]

it's not just the fact that he did this movie. It's the fact of how even before he retired, how he passed up alot of great roles (a couple that he could have really been goated for besides james bond) and chose the few in movies that didn't come nowhere close to being good. If he didn't understand the script or any other reasons, he wasn't gonna go for it. But this should have been one moment where he could've did that and it would've been the best for him. RIP Sean Connery.

[@taesu8]

I think Zardoz was the most surreal movie Sean Connery starred in.

[@cremetangerine82]

“Neil Connery can say, ‘At least I wasn’t in Zardoz’”. - MST3K

[@darwincity]

Dragonheart is quite a strong runner up.

[@zeathosthomas4847]

I'll bet that memory montage sums of the conflicting tones of this movie because they said "Put a sentimental montage at the end, no, put in movie references, MAKE IT FUNNY! NO MAKE IT HEART FILLED!" That's how it cones off to me.

[@miker.9138]

I watched this on Twitch VOD this morning when insomniac was keeping me up.

[@webkinzdare56]

18:30 has gotta make out to be a amazing ringtone I swear! xD

[@Trinspector]

this looks like that charlie sheen animated movie Food Fight with the food mascots LOL WHAT IS THIS ANIMATION! HAHA!

[@stephyalysse]

"With them DSL's" Jesus LOL I haven't heard that term since high school! This really is some insane Foodfight style bullshit! (Oohh! You guys should watch that!)

[@yolandacarroll558]

"Oh yeah, they just start shipping it in." I love Martin. :D

[@snowstorm209]

God I would love to see them react to Foodfight

[@Ghost8386]

RIP Sean Connery.

[@gam3rguy174]

Billy got that joker laugh

[@bludhuuntr4946]

Dragon heart was a great movie. And that's a fact

[@juliahornback2843]

dragon heart was such 90s cheese. I loved it

[@irishemogirl6720]

I adore Dragonheart.

[@darwincity]

Except for the dated CGI.

[@SlyfyGummy]

I knew I just KNEW IT this review was going to be the funniest accurate thing ever

[@Deform-2024]

Why do the women have jiggle physics in this kids movie?

[@XanderPGK]

*FOR THE PLOT*

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*REALISM*

[@jedriqventura5688]

They should review Hoodwinked.

[@robtheoutsider]

The CGI sucked, but it was a solid idea. The second one is a different story

[@SmartSmears]

It's hard to watch in hindsight but I remember absolutely loving that movie.

[@MrAlcazar]

They did. Back when they were Spill.com.

[@MrAlcazar]

Now that I think about it, they actually reviewed the 2nd one. If they did review the first one, I haven't heard it yet.

[@ScratchthechalkBoard]

Its so sad that he thought this was a Pixar movie that his grandkids were fans of. Wonder if they broke the news to him once he showed them what he did😔

[@screwballprotagonist4381]

This movie looks like it should be one of those previews before Tropic Thunder

[@poposterous236]

I just noticed the beavers were in wood boxes damn

[@cremetangerine82]

They could’ve chewed their way out! Yes, I know that’s the only problem with this movie...

[@noreehix5714]

He was in Finding Forrester which was pretty good.

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

That movie is so great

[@lordrayden3045]

Yes it is

[@jonathanleiman5380]

*YTMND*

[@reneedennis2011]

That's a good movie.

[@Thespeedrap]

Good movie never gets enough credit.

[@Uvi91]

Is Mc Coed's and sons on the trunk a reference to Highlander McCloud character? lol I just died of laughter after that and the review.

[@JoeChillton]

This looks like a fake trailer during Tropic Thunder with the initial animation tests from Hoodwinked 1.

[@trabertgraneau3323]

So, Sean Connery came out of retirement for this? 😭😭

[@another_bites_the_crust_pizza]

Easy paycheck

[@lordrayden3045]

Probably didn’t have to leave his house

[@profoundwanderer1441]

He thought this would be the last great movie he did before he passed.

[@yolandacarroll558]

He's Scottish. They appealed to his sense of patriotism.... and I assume told him a big lie about the plot.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

@@yolandacarroll558 lol..They left out that the animator was a former Pixar employee, who uses his forehead to animate.

[@sethmevans]

Damn near a hour long hell yeah!

[@lowkeyloki8832]

Please do a Bad Movie Review of (Silent) Warnings starring Billy Zane. It's an off-brand version of Signs. lol

[@user-th1vv3iw8b]

lmaao this review was as great as I imagined it would be

[@lordrayden3045]

Did Connery do this just because Scotland was sponsoring / in charge of the movie?

[@JoeChillton]

Possibly. It must be a important reason why he did this awful thing

[@lindinle]

TLOEG was a fun movie. I liked the gathering of folklore characters type of stuff

[@danielweir9253]

What is it with these big classic actors movie’s always being animated films I.e. Orson Welles in Transformers and Marlon Brandon in Big Bug Man, the one disaster that never came out due to his death

[@cremetangerine82]

Anne Bancroft’s last movie was Delgo, a terrible animated film. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delgo I think Paul Newman’s “last” (because he is also does voice work in “Cars 3” in 2017) is “Cars”: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cars_(film) Wow, is this a curse or what?

[@haileyshannon7548]

@@cremetangerine82 Cars isn’t that bad!

[@cremetangerine82]

@@haileyshannon7548 It’s not good, I really consider it subpar for Pixar.

[@michelcoolguy1701]

Bro orson Welles as unicron was fucking dope you can’t deny that And even though transformers didn’t do that well it’s an actual good movie

[@CLDJ227]

If they thought the animation and sexual inendo was bad here, just wait until they review Foodfight 😅😅

[@efnarios]

Martin: Where the hell is the skateboard!

[@The482075]

Has anyone heard of the film "Food Fight"? It is a strange film for younger audiences (sort of).

[@JoeChillton]

God what a pos

[@chrismaguren9649]

I found the budget for this film, 15 million GBP, which roughly equals 19.5 million USD 😬

[@eatatjoe]

The "Beaver Unit" like a Wales ripoff of Anti-Pesto from Wallace and Gromit.

[@tjjordan4207]

It gets confusing when discussing what is Sean Connery's last film. Because technically, one could argue that there are three films that can be considered his last. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is Connery's last live-action, high-budget blockbuster film. Sir Billi is Connery's last theatrical release. And then there was the documentary film where Connery was the narrator, Ever To Excel (which came out some time after Sir Billi). So, it's really up to debate about what is considered to be his last film. Looking back at the man's career, it is interesting that he has turned down certain films like Jurassic Park, The Matrix, and Lord of the Rings, but I think it was better if he wasn't in those films. I can't imagine anyone else in the roles that he was offered, they were cast pretty well. That being said, the man has chosen other films that are rather curious to be in, which is ironically probably why they are known about to begin with.

[@THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER]

@15:34 So dats like Ms Marvel in Avengers Endgame X'D LMFAO

[@claudialomeli4048]

So what you're saying is that The Avengers is not the worst movie Sean Connery ever did.

[@cremetangerine82]

Ever seen “Zardoz”?

[@MatawanBullShark]

I thought it was weird he died here in The Bahamas. I asked my father about it and apparently he has a frequently visited home on Lyford Cay, New Providence.

[@cremetangerine82]

Whenever I hear a U.K. citizen dying in the Bahamas (or Grand Cayman Islands), I immediately think “tax dodge”. Maybe that’s unfair, but that just my opinion.

[@anniatorova4032]

Do a review of "After we collided" already!

[@syryeiahlott5585]

The animation in the movie looks like the same animation as Jimmy Neutron.

[@gfys9724]

Can't lie... I was looking for that Beyonce bunny in every scene they showed🤷

[@rodneylove8027]

One of my favorite DT reviews! Fuckin hilarious!!!

[@comedylyfe2113]

The amount of times I might of puked in my left lung watching this

[@Inkbleedful]

The cgi in this reminds me of Tripping the Rift from the Sci-fi channel though Tripping the Rift's cgi looks some what better.