Yes, I Work for NASA

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Stevie Emerson

Stevie Emerson

Күн бұрын

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@markread7333
@markread7333 2 жыл бұрын
I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.
@adot7393
@adot7393 2 жыл бұрын
Would milk it too lmao
@rsb__
@rsb__ 2 жыл бұрын
I have a A friend who does IT/tech support at a hedge fund… Tells everyone he “works at a hedge fund”
@fameless0
@fameless0 2 жыл бұрын
@@rsb__ dude i hate people like that lol
@aitothechamp7263
@aitothechamp7263 2 жыл бұрын
A legend
@samwelnambande8504
@samwelnambande8504 2 жыл бұрын
If I might ask, does he get these many cheeks😋😋😋
@Benjamin-tv3hb
@Benjamin-tv3hb 2 жыл бұрын
NASA should use this as a recruitment video.
@cokacxD
@cokacxD 2 жыл бұрын
like they need it
@Gravitti85
@Gravitti85 2 жыл бұрын
that is an amazing idea
@vlydenknox
@vlydenknox 2 жыл бұрын
Like it isn't already competitive enough 😭
@CiCiLeathercraft
@CiCiLeathercraft 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@PussInBoot414
@PussInBoot414 2 жыл бұрын
If there are aliens on mars like the girl with red hair please for the love of god let me sign up.
@victorleon865
@victorleon865 2 жыл бұрын
I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets
@kvothe1417
@kvothe1417 2 жыл бұрын
*psssssht* M A R S
@jackeroo75
@jackeroo75 2 жыл бұрын
Thee was no moon landing and it was all a hoax.
@Leon-em1ip
@Leon-em1ip 2 жыл бұрын
do ya learn how to pick up chicks at 🥳🎉 party?
@mr.someone5679
@mr.someone5679 2 жыл бұрын
Ñ
@lindacarroll3549
@lindacarroll3549 2 жыл бұрын
What is this movie?
@davidmaione2742
@davidmaione2742 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer
@FartMeltonProductions
@FartMeltonProductions 9 ай бұрын
sanitation consultant
@shrek19yearsago78
@shrek19yearsago78 9 ай бұрын
Hygienic technician for public health
@TheRealishPowers
@TheRealishPowers 9 ай бұрын
Maintenance and engineering are 2 completely different things lol. I’m a jet engine mechanic but I’m nowhere as smart as a jet engineer (aerospace or engine) I just turn a wrench mainly 💀
@samiirai
@samiirai 9 ай бұрын
@@TheRealishPowers Are you not allowed to get jokes at you place of work? Explaining them kind of takes the joke away from joking about something
@TheRealishPowers
@TheRealishPowers 8 ай бұрын
@@samiirai I’m just explaining the difference between them because they are different things.
@rizescrappy8729
@rizescrappy8729 2 жыл бұрын
Had a girl sitting on my lap, told her I work in I.T. and she got up and left 😂
@matthew314engineering7
@matthew314engineering7 26 күн бұрын
Had a chat with a girl at a party, she told me she was a programmer. Six years later we're married 😅
@rulthlessrudy
@rulthlessrudy 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@i.172
@i.172 2 жыл бұрын
Amd by reading your comment I can say u are 100% lying about this bring accurate. Lol it's anything but accurate. Any one can easily tell that he is laying
@chadwells7562
@chadwells7562 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@FactStorm
@FactStorm 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@OvertheHIL524
@OvertheHIL524 2 жыл бұрын
I've always dreamed about pretending to work for NASA.
@avd3614
@avd3614 2 жыл бұрын
I've always pretend about dreaming about pretending to work for NASA
@jonamaximiliankao9262
@jonamaximiliankao9262 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone Also me: Doesn't have a badge
@rejuvenator8966
@rejuvenator8966 2 жыл бұрын
Have you been to Mars?
@derek24211
@derek24211 2 жыл бұрын
Do the girls come with the job? 👀
@daddyofalltrades
@daddyofalltrades 2 жыл бұрын
Wait do you seriously work at NASA ? Oh My God !!
@glibjibb
@glibjibb 2 жыл бұрын
Ask for that badge homie say it's for tax purposes
@lordmarsgaming1935
@lordmarsgaming1935 2 жыл бұрын
The badge is the key. No PhD required, just a printer and laminator.
@rizzoli7
@rizzoli7 2 жыл бұрын
​I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way. The only problem is NASA is strangely motivated to not work with me
@darkestknightishere
@darkestknightishere 2 жыл бұрын
I already work for NASA, SpaceX, and Microsoft. Lol
@TheEryk03
@TheEryk03 2 жыл бұрын
I work for NASA and this video doesn't show the true.
@elcanaldegaming6677
@elcanaldegaming6677 2 жыл бұрын
Engineering might be cool ngl
@luckyman9903
@luckyman9903 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheEryk03suuuure
@dgs299
@dgs299 2 жыл бұрын
5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆
@Yessentuki4
@Yessentuki4 Жыл бұрын
"This guy works for mars!" "Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO
@MaSTARMedia
@MaSTARMedia 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Mars water
@zephyr2792
@zephyr2792 2 жыл бұрын
Your dbz series is epic bro
@jacobstevens7046
@jacobstevens7046 2 жыл бұрын
"It looks just like Earth water!"
@sagnikbhowmik744
@sagnikbhowmik744 2 жыл бұрын
Why da fuk is he carrying it around in a party?
@onepunch5810
@onepunch5810 2 жыл бұрын
Bro you watch this?? Your DBZ series is peakk
@gzhang207
@gzhang207 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said he returned from a Mars trip …
@glibjibb
@glibjibb 2 жыл бұрын
Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science
@star-bp7jg
@star-bp7jg 2 жыл бұрын
Haha it sounds like that's something that you have experienced yourself lol
@derbenutzer5958
@derbenutzer5958 2 жыл бұрын
She lyin too then
@milkychipz6318
@milkychipz6318 2 жыл бұрын
"i dont like to talk work at parties" simples
@MEPHISTOPHELESw
@MEPHISTOPHELESw 2 жыл бұрын
The only actual NASA scientist chick on that side of the country given recent STEM numbers.
@yeetbra9485
@yeetbra9485 2 жыл бұрын
What the hell do you mean "most of the time?" How many NASA scientists have you bumped into a parties!?
@Dedhaven
@Dedhaven 2 жыл бұрын
This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.
@Rockoblocko
@Rockoblocko 2 жыл бұрын
No F’ing way… I work at NASA (meteorologist), I had no idea that this was a thing!!!!
@Dedhaven
@Dedhaven 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rockoblocko shiiiit yall hiring? Hook a brother up 😆
@Rockoblocko
@Rockoblocko 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dedhaven even the janitors can honestly say they work at NASA bro
@markwilson5967
@markwilson5967 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dedhaven haha LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!
@comawhitejohnny
@comawhitejohnny 2 жыл бұрын
lol yea you fucken were.
@squishypineT03
@squishypineT03 Жыл бұрын
If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.
@tredfxman
@tredfxman 5 ай бұрын
The only "Mars" im working on is a Chocolate Bar! 👍
@David-cz5to
@David-cz5to 2 жыл бұрын
This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.
@car4367
@car4367 Жыл бұрын
a heterosexual male fantasy anyway
@kcwexe
@kcwexe Жыл бұрын
​@@car4367and that heterosexual is like 99% of men
@thediaz07
@thediaz07 Жыл бұрын
​@@kcwexeLOL Exactly. What a moron.
@thediaz07
@thediaz07 Жыл бұрын
​@@car4367no one cares about any other type of fantasy anyways.
@Triisttan
@Triisttan Жыл бұрын
@@car4367no one cares that you're looking for something to be offended about
@mrtrololorific
@mrtrololorific 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team
@pjeffreypwong
@pjeffreypwong Жыл бұрын
Wow lol I looked it up only after seeing this. Gotta let more know
@emurphy42
@emurphy42 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to turn out to be a janitor (for the Mars Rover team)
@BerylliumBronze
@BerylliumBronze 7 ай бұрын
Bruh wait no way lmao
@rishavvajpayee2860
@rishavvajpayee2860 7 ай бұрын
What's his name?
@usmanzafar4751
@usmanzafar4751 5 ай бұрын
​@@rishavvajpayee2860 You should look into description of this video
@80PercentAshamedOfU
@80PercentAshamedOfU 2 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”
@jacobbornowsky4013
@jacobbornowsky4013 2 жыл бұрын
Same go for big dudes who lift weights.. I am a bigger guy myself ain’t nobody care but the dudes
@farwest9218
@farwest9218 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbornowsky4013 I know what you mean but trust me bro there are some good women out there looking to talk up a guy about his muscles 💪🏻
@blazenfate
@blazenfate 2 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Bornowsky the females are also interested, but honestly they are much shyer than they look. I had bumped jnto one at a bar, while I was ordering she asked if I went to the same gym. Yada Yada Yada, we talk, got her number. Main thing that stuck out was, she was too nervous to say anything cause I always looked so seriously into my workout. She's not the last to say that
@jacobbornowsky4013
@jacobbornowsky4013 2 жыл бұрын
@@blazenfate 🤔
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 жыл бұрын
cope
@iamnormal8648
@iamnormal8648 2 жыл бұрын
3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"
@vykn1142
@vykn1142 2 жыл бұрын
🤯
@aethrya
@aethrya 2 жыл бұрын
My man
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 2 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@maciekkula3438
@maciekkula3438 2 жыл бұрын
My guy is a professional
@otapi
@otapi 2 жыл бұрын
"Just to be sure you are not wired, take off your clothes" :)
@albamralba
@albamralba 2 жыл бұрын
I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha
@SJ-Lakui
@SJ-Lakui 7 ай бұрын
If they were smart they wouldn’t, they would in fact hate you for the terrible drops
@annakinderman8135
@annakinderman8135 Жыл бұрын
As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol
@arthurmead5341
@arthurmead5341 Жыл бұрын
The STD lab?
@nickg4564
@nickg4564 9 ай бұрын
Hi can I ask what you do? I was wondering if you could give me advice, its my dream to work for NASA
@rehmsmeyer
@rehmsmeyer 6 ай бұрын
@@arthurmead5341 Holy based.
@vekmogo
@vekmogo 3 ай бұрын
As someone who works at NASA, we are not allowed to show our badge in public nor images. Wish this video was true 😭
@believer2030
@believer2030 23 күн бұрын
I am the director of NASA, Anna you are fired
@blacksnow5069
@blacksnow5069 2 жыл бұрын
I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 жыл бұрын
🤪
@thinkingagain5966
@thinkingagain5966 2 жыл бұрын
Insurance adjuster is the job I pretend to have
@aethrya
@aethrya 2 жыл бұрын
Bro after fighting off so many chicks with a stick, you just have to tone down the badassness a bit. I work for the NSA. Definitely not a good way to make friends at a party. And no, I don't read your emails. Heard that one a million times. My area of expertise is cryptography, which doesn't dampen many a panty, lemme tell ya.
@benseiler2589
@benseiler2589 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I’m actually an insurance adjuster and am shocked someone would use that title to make themselves look “cool”😂 first time hearing that. When I tel people what I do they have no idea what I’m talking about
@Hearstbane
@Hearstbane 2 жыл бұрын
@@benseiler2589 Yeah, I was an insurance adjuster, and I'm also at a loss. As a matter of fact, I was about to reply the exact same thing to the OP until I saw your comment haha
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?
@fikunmiajayi
@fikunmiajayi 2 жыл бұрын
Where I'm an Engineering Student and there's like 3 females in the 3 major engineering departments (MEE EEE CVE)
@fikunmiajayi
@fikunmiajayi 2 жыл бұрын
To hope that some women see it
@aditsaini3595
@aditsaini3595 2 жыл бұрын
I thought women engineers weren't real
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 2 жыл бұрын
@@aditsaini3595 nah, they're real.
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 2 жыл бұрын
@@aditsaini3595 I know a few
@sebastianjoseph2828
@sebastianjoseph2828 2 жыл бұрын
3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls" I lost it. Realest part of this
@shadowling77777
@shadowling77777 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@theupsider
@theupsider 7 ай бұрын
completely🤣
@AndJusticeForMe
@AndJusticeForMe 2 жыл бұрын
I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.
@Cutiejuliya
@Cutiejuliya Жыл бұрын
Should mention video games
@BacklTrack
@BacklTrack 9 ай бұрын
I live right next to a major base so everyone around me is basically like me. No clout there lol
@fader1912
@fader1912 Жыл бұрын
My boy is a medical lab assistant but he always says he’s a scientist and milks the shit out of it 😂
@cletus2199
@cletus2199 2 жыл бұрын
As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas
@urhorsin_1124
@urhorsin_1124 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@reacher8042
@reacher8042 2 жыл бұрын
@@firestorm5071 lmao
@heavybre
@heavybre 2 жыл бұрын
Don't blame you bruh, those guys get all the ass, even the dorky ones
@nomooon
@nomooon 2 жыл бұрын
even better with the drone part, have to be good with fingers...
@pranavjayaprakasanut
@pranavjayaprakasanut 2 жыл бұрын
@@nomooon ohh damn 🤣🤣🤣
@TheTalentlessWriter
@TheTalentlessWriter 2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified Slappers classic on god
@ZootyTooter
@ZootyTooter 2 жыл бұрын
Algo
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 2 жыл бұрын
based....
@leobeelen290
@leobeelen290 2 жыл бұрын
eat your cereal my man
@benfichter5351
@benfichter5351 2 жыл бұрын
eat your cereal
@3114bsad
@3114bsad 2 жыл бұрын
This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party
@dayson8470
@dayson8470 2 жыл бұрын
Which guy lol
@brandonosrsnerd7220
@brandonosrsnerd7220 2 жыл бұрын
Big facts. Be out here selling these women a dream on god 😂
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 жыл бұрын
not me
@jameslshelton
@jameslshelton 2 жыл бұрын
I got out of the Army 8 years ago. Clearly I should have stayed in lol.
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 2 жыл бұрын
All I did was admin stuff. Me at a party *i do top secret shit*
@dustchip8060
@dustchip8060 Жыл бұрын
You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.
@ryanboswell7578
@ryanboswell7578 Жыл бұрын
This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻
@ladyreverie7027
@ladyreverie7027 2 жыл бұрын
This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".
@michaelmerck7576
@michaelmerck7576 2 жыл бұрын
It definitely had the Jim Carrey vibe
@Zanderman2000
@Zanderman2000 21 күн бұрын
Now when you say it. This is almost like Carrey imitation.
@cwoj8195
@cwoj8195 2 жыл бұрын
When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.
@patjcoan
@patjcoan 2 жыл бұрын
this may be the best one theyve ever done! all the girls rocking back and forth together while he does the mars walk was absolutely hysterical
@captainarrow5177
@captainarrow5177 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@franciscobeaulieu1831
@franciscobeaulieu1831 9 ай бұрын
Wait... 2:27 Isn't that Nina, Strikeland's girl? 😂😂
@thisisgettingold
@thisisgettingold 5 ай бұрын
Yep 😂
@DL3w003
@DL3w003 5 ай бұрын
@@thisisgettingold i was looking for this comment 😂
@John-ih7gp
@John-ih7gp 4 ай бұрын
Everyone's girlfriend
@mostlypeacefuljogger4622
@mostlypeacefuljogger4622 3 ай бұрын
Yeah Nina Drama 😂 she’s been in a couple of videos
@lonewarrior1549
@lonewarrior1549 Жыл бұрын
Stevie killed it with the Mars walk 🤣
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 2 жыл бұрын
I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂
@justinc963
@justinc963 2 жыл бұрын
There’s obviously water on Mars now that Stevie drank some, so I’m sure NASA has boats on Mars. He’s a man of the people throwing that in 😂.
@aaroncalderon5513
@aaroncalderon5513 2 жыл бұрын
That’s blasting off. Into the unknown
@ClarHD
@ClarHD 2 жыл бұрын
Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up
@rs8258
@rs8258 2 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk. The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.
@VCRider
@VCRider 2 жыл бұрын
You mean drop dead gorgeous? Or they hired them from a model agency?
@BigLoloFrmDaO
@BigLoloFrmDaO 2 жыл бұрын
Neither. Just stupid as all hell.
@samwillens3250
@samwillens3250 2 жыл бұрын
@@VCRider they hired you from a simp agency
@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018
@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018 2 жыл бұрын
@@VCRider he meant dumb
@corberus3119
@corberus3119 2 жыл бұрын
@@VCRider will do anything for a clout/status
@theNimboo
@theNimboo 2 жыл бұрын
When he leaned in close and whispered "mars" I burst out laughing ahahhahaha fucking awesome lol
@mevsol2447
@mevsol2447 Жыл бұрын
NASA employees aren't supposed to display their badges outside of the plant w/o authorization, usually for public events and tours.
@Kav1an
@Kav1an 2 жыл бұрын
Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS
@shanaadams5119
@shanaadams5119 2 жыл бұрын
Does she still think you work at NASA? 😂😂
@justinc963
@justinc963 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a hard lie to keep it going, but stay with it king.
@Brolie
@Brolie 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinc963 ever watch dirty rotten scoundrels?
@noiJadisCailleach
@noiJadisCailleach 2 жыл бұрын
Soooo... YOu're saying your wife is either a dumb blonde or a total air head? Oooooookay.... Leaving now...
@jonathanchen1026
@jonathanchen1026 2 жыл бұрын
What did you tell her when it was time for the truth?
@ronelz999
@ronelz999 2 жыл бұрын
Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.
@graysonprickett6348
@graysonprickett6348 2 жыл бұрын
I’m an accountant and I’m a little salty about this lol. Guess 6 figures isn’t much anymore?
@nile7999
@nile7999 2 жыл бұрын
never was buddy never was
@nile7999
@nile7999 2 жыл бұрын
@@graysonprickett6348 I only date guys over 6'3 figures now. Inflation n errything
@newlegend2402
@newlegend2402 2 жыл бұрын
Just tell them to watch the accountant movie and say yeah so that's my typical Tuesday
@KneeGrowFromDaHood
@KneeGrowFromDaHood 2 жыл бұрын
@@graysonprickett6348 now it has to be 8 figures 😂
@umnothanks9504
@umnothanks9504 2 жыл бұрын
as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.
@AOTDDESTROYER
@AOTDDESTROYER 2 жыл бұрын
Over in the UK being an accountant is a prestigious job so I’m not sure what there on about
@kwanziquadrillion525
@kwanziquadrillion525 Жыл бұрын
This is golden. One of the best skits ever🔥🔥🔥
@rishonthompson7816
@rishonthompson7816 2 жыл бұрын
No he DIDN'T!!! Mars WATER???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bballmaster1209
@bballmaster1209 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a scientist at a large pharmaceutical company. Guess I need to start clipping my badge on before I head to parties lol
@TheMitchellExpress
@TheMitchellExpress 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't think that's as glamorous as NASA.
@simatian2019
@simatian2019 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMitchellExpress May even be the opposite right now to be honest with the anger over healthcare prices in this country.
@TheMitchellExpress
@TheMitchellExpress 2 жыл бұрын
@@simatian2019 And the distrust against the medical community
@supervisorhere
@supervisorhere 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't work that way. That's being honest. You have to lie you work for a company, women have seen on tv.
@petrrepnin8794
@petrrepnin8794 2 жыл бұрын
Probably won't work, bro. In your case, you need a Ferrari keychain.😬
@MrTPF1
@MrTPF1 2 жыл бұрын
This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂
@boejiden7093
@boejiden7093 2 жыл бұрын
Haha my friend worked at NASA and this man got it all. Every college party, this man was taking all the chicks 😂
@del0ryan88
@del0ryan88 Жыл бұрын
I lie about my job to pick up new jobs lmao.
@GospelBearer
@GospelBearer Жыл бұрын
This video reminded me of this verse: They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is forever worthy of praise! Amen. But basically. Men and women are shallow in their own way. There are millions of high quality blue collar men, that would make excellent husbands and fathers, but often there are far too many deceived people that would rather chase after the fantasy of something.
@derekjones977
@derekjones977 2 жыл бұрын
You guys have to make a movie seriously have me busting a gut everytime I watch these. The acting by everybody is hilarious guys and gals are perfectly scripted. 🥰🥰🥰
@jeffreyblock16
@jeffreyblock16 2 жыл бұрын
They did make their own movie
@TheWaken
@TheWaken 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algo📈
@jefferymyname706
@jefferymyname706 2 жыл бұрын
Howww this is the earliest I’ve ever been
@MuhammadOthman88
@MuhammadOthman88 2 жыл бұрын
fastest!!
@TheWaken
@TheWaken 2 жыл бұрын
@@MuhammadOthman88 Yessir
@onedone2011
@onedone2011 2 жыл бұрын
Stevie done blown this one up! Triplol.
@breadstick6999
@breadstick6999 2 жыл бұрын
Algooooo
@RealNaisuCinema
@RealNaisuCinema 2 жыл бұрын
Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…
@Dev-ih1of
@Dev-ih1of 2 жыл бұрын
So are you also a NASA engineer?
@RealNaisuCinema
@RealNaisuCinema 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dev-ih1of engineer yes, nasa no lol
@DOPEdwarf
@DOPEdwarf 2 жыл бұрын
@@RealNaisuCinema lmfao why are engineers so delusional
@clarissamendoza8322
@clarissamendoza8322 2 жыл бұрын
Men won't give an ugly woman a 2nd look, even if she's the nicest person in the room, even if she's rich! Women will look for someone who will pass on a good gene to her offspring too and ensure it will survive well. That's just nature. We want the best genes and best life we could attain for our offsprings.
@RealNaisuCinema
@RealNaisuCinema 2 жыл бұрын
@@clarissamendoza8322 ugly women get laid and relationships WAY more often than ugly men… this analogy is bad. Money doesn’t pass on good genes hints why rich kids end up bankrupt when they run out of that trust fund money
@aarontooth
@aarontooth Жыл бұрын
Just wear a NASA shirt. They sell them at Target. Someone even asked me at a party if I worked there, when I was wearing one.
@AndreasGross-y7v
@AndreasGross-y7v Жыл бұрын
LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kon8757
@kon8757 2 жыл бұрын
Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!
@driskolestateshow
@driskolestateshow 2 жыл бұрын
2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!
@bofetada6841
@bofetada6841 2 жыл бұрын
when the plumber hander the lawyer the bill the lawyer said I don't make this much an an hour, and the plumber replied that's why I gave up law.
@Tianerad
@Tianerad 2 жыл бұрын
what
@ntgrg08
@ntgrg08 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tianerad handed* think that helps lol
@Tianerad
@Tianerad 2 жыл бұрын
@@ntgrg08 oh lmao thanks
@samgould8567
@samgould8567 2 жыл бұрын
Same with engineering nowadays. If you work for yourself in the skilled trades and live in a white collar area, you’ve got it made.
@hop92132
@hop92132 9 ай бұрын
Marswater, Marzillion, Marswalk... I don't know when I lost it that often watching a video. You guys outdid yourselves with this one. Hats off!
@sqlevolicious
@sqlevolicious Ай бұрын
NASA rizz is real. I live in Pasadena. The JPL nerds do get laid. It's actually awesome. Glad these folks are getting some of the recognition they deserve. These people spend every moment trying to get into these jobs and are incredibly happy doing the job they get. I wish they would get more recognition and fame, they absolutely deserve it.
@busbystandup1337
@busbystandup1337 2 жыл бұрын
TRUTH!!!! One Halloween I went to a costume party at a Hospice fundraiser. My costume paid homage to a Mitch Hedberg joke which goes as follows: "I went to a doctor and all he did was take blood from my neck... don't ever go to Dr. Acula." I went all in, bought real scrubs from a uniform store, got them embroidered with "Dr. Acula." I had fangs, blood red contact lenses, a stethoscope, and a well-crafted fake credential/ID clipped to my pocket from the local hospital with my picture and the name Dr. Acula. Nobody got the joke, they all just thought I came straight from work and put in contacts and fake teeth for a quick costume. I shit you not... I was a rock star at a party full of groupies. Nearly every woman in the place made a point to come and talk to me (which never happens) and the energy they threw at me could've been scooped up with a shovel. I felt like Hugh Hefner until I told them about the joke... as soon as they found out they excused themselves as quickly as polite social etiquette would allow. It taught me a lot about how many people out there like you other in direct proportion to your status in life.
@silentgrind34
@silentgrind34 2 жыл бұрын
Duh
@JunkiesBackyard
@JunkiesBackyard 2 жыл бұрын
These guys deserve 1mil 💯
@TreversYouTubeChannel
@TreversYouTubeChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Your sketches are always 🔥 but they hit even harder after a few shots of Mars’ water 🥴
@michaelyoon9355
@michaelyoon9355 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yea I remember. One time a really cute chick was measuring my HR for medical school and I had to lie and say my pulse was high because "I have a big heart".
@கோபிசுதாகர்
@கோபிசுதாகர் Жыл бұрын
I like how she still wants the mars rock after she found out they’re fakes😂
@highflyer23
@highflyer23 2 жыл бұрын
This NASA recruitment ad is funny
@MrNachtgespenst
@MrNachtgespenst 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time. The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions). Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^ No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p
@Ryan-ts9pi
@Ryan-ts9pi 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying it's OK to lie about who you are or what you do but every once in a while in college me and my buddies would do it sometimes just for the hell of it lol.
@SheepMan420
@SheepMan420 2 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened to my family a few hundred years ago! The government banished all of them from the country, it was Spain tho. 😃
@-.TS.-
@-.TS.- 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for brightening up my day!
@julianromantini5601
@julianromantini5601 Жыл бұрын
dude the photo on stevie's nasa badge is the funniest part of this whole video
@ns307
@ns307 2 жыл бұрын
Aside from the old reliable "I'm a pilot", this never fails lmao
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 жыл бұрын
🤥
@MDE_never_dies
@MDE_never_dies 8 ай бұрын
As an actual pilot I can confirm this works
@JackMeoff46
@JackMeoff46 2 ай бұрын
When I was in the Air Force, I often saw dudes flaunting their “SF” patch in front of civilians. No, SF does not stand for special forces in the AF. It stands for “security forces” aka military cops lmao.
@ARealNative
@ARealNative 2 жыл бұрын
the quality and writing of these skits just keeps getting better and better XD
@yungpeor2061
@yungpeor2061 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best Mars walk I’ve ever seen
@bast4rdlyreaper
@bast4rdlyreaper 2 жыл бұрын
3:37 "I am also a loyal employee that works for the planet of Earth.
@stephengregory1655
@stephengregory1655 Жыл бұрын
I cut the grass for a guy who put the shingles on the roof of a retired NASA janitor. And let me tell you something, Mars water is real
@ChefkochAntoine
@ChefkochAntoine 2 жыл бұрын
Now I get how Elon gets the energy to power through all of his projects. It seems so obvious now man, how could I have not seen this before?
@manaharav
@manaharav 2 жыл бұрын
And he's going through women like toilet paper, see the news lately?
@EricChamplin
@EricChamplin 2 жыл бұрын
On a quick side note: Most cool jobs pay less, so if a girl is seeking financial security (aka all girls), they gotta choose between "cool and insecure" or "slightly less cool and secure" - Go for the uncool jobs, kings ;) Source: Used to be signed with Universal Music Group and worked with their artists (Bieber, Chainsmokers, blablabla) but got paid in peanuts. Ears perked up but I was financially miserable. Left the industry for a sales gig at a finance company: Pays more, less cool, but happier overall.
@norbertk.5328
@norbertk.5328 2 жыл бұрын
4:25 the first man on Mars.
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 he could have just said: it's a new suit, i forgot to take the tag off, silly me.
@wet0wl
@wet0wl Жыл бұрын
Or like “Ok I know this isn’t real but I can’t just walk out of work with an actual suit on”
@Eatprepd
@Eatprepd 6 ай бұрын
The tag said partywear 😂
@SquatPenguin2
@SquatPenguin2 3 ай бұрын
Well in that case… imma wear a NASA badge when I go out this weekend.
@God_loves_you_70x7
@God_loves_you_70x7 2 жыл бұрын
4:45 - reminds me of those aliens from toy story 🤣😂
@eternity2221
@eternity2221 2 жыл бұрын
6:03 I'm dead. Look at him go! 🤣🤣
@himanshukamble957
@himanshukamble957 2 жыл бұрын
5:24 Come on!!! Giver her the Oscar already xDxDxD
@bee_lovin
@bee_lovin 2 жыл бұрын
I worked there for 8 months. No lie it really helped the resume 😂🎉 interviews go well… every time because of it lmao.
@AR-Exp
@AR-Exp 2 жыл бұрын
this guy is hilarious, found this video on recommended
@Coogfan1996
@Coogfan1996 2 жыл бұрын
This is an instant classic! So good! I was laughing the whole time
@rengokukyojuro5721
@rengokukyojuro5721 2 жыл бұрын
Slappers are the R rated Smosh, always with the good stuff
@ammar3094
@ammar3094 2 жыл бұрын
i went to college with a guy that works for a very small company that gets contracted by NASA so he got a nasa badge and makes sure to remind everyone he works for NASA lol
@ShaneMorrison-po3sn
@ShaneMorrison-po3sn Жыл бұрын
When I worked for att as a fiber splicer I always made out like I connected the entire planet with 10Gb Internet. I sit in a tiny air-conditioned trailer all day long splicing fiber to be hung by the lineman 😂
@foc42
@foc42 Жыл бұрын
No boundaries on that FAR OUT idea. Yet the best NASA commercial and support for Colonization ever. And I should know, because behind foc42 it is me, Mark Robber.
@hydro_wizard560
@hydro_wizard560 4 ай бұрын
Mark Robber, the evil twin that robs people
@MercuryVisions
@MercuryVisions 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been to Mars” had me rolling
@thebossthusiast1960
@thebossthusiast1960 2 жыл бұрын
For the algo!
@spacecat3761
@spacecat3761 2 жыл бұрын
For the algo!!
@aadiliqbalkhan8216
@aadiliqbalkhan8216 2 жыл бұрын
For the aligoratorithm
@yippers7230
@yippers7230 2 жыл бұрын
For the something
@ZaneDragonBorn
@ZaneDragonBorn 2 жыл бұрын
For the Something!
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 2 жыл бұрын
For the alligator rhythm!
@Germany12235
@Germany12235 2 жыл бұрын
really well done, love your skits
@HeyThatsInteresting97
@HeyThatsInteresting97 2 жыл бұрын
“Yes, of course I like the Martian but that’s hollywoods glamorization of it!” Lol
@arnideel3360
@arnideel3360 3 ай бұрын
Working for NASA Is a huge flex
@heedmywarning2792
@heedmywarning2792 2 жыл бұрын
4:31 every man at the party has vanished.
@Yofisha
@Yofisha 2 жыл бұрын
Love the content! Love the progression of this channel too keep it up!
@BrightNightmares
@BrightNightmares 2 жыл бұрын
Why did i get so hyped when he drank the fake mars water. What the hell
@sychoniems
@sychoniems 9 ай бұрын
AS A MMA FAN I CAN CONFIRM THE ONLY PERSON NOT ACTING IS NINA
@leokogut3235
@leokogut3235 2 жыл бұрын
I swear, this video NEEDS a part 2
@cryptomushroomcommunity5702
@cryptomushroomcommunity5702 2 жыл бұрын
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