I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.
@adot73932 жыл бұрын
Would milk it too lmao
@rsb__2 жыл бұрын
I have a A friend who does IT/tech support at a hedge fund… Tells everyone he “works at a hedge fund”
@fameless02 жыл бұрын
@@rsb__ dude i hate people like that lol
@aitothechamp72632 жыл бұрын
A legend
@samwelnambande85042 жыл бұрын
If I might ask, does he get these many cheeks😋😋😋
@Benjamin-tv3hb2 жыл бұрын
NASA should use this as a recruitment video.
@cokacxD2 жыл бұрын
like they need it
@Gravitti852 жыл бұрын
that is an amazing idea
@vlydenknox2 жыл бұрын
Like it isn't already competitive enough 😭
@CiCiLeathercraft2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@PussInBoot4142 жыл бұрын
If there are aliens on mars like the girl with red hair please for the love of god let me sign up.
@victorleon8652 жыл бұрын
I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets
@kvothe14172 жыл бұрын
*psssssht* M A R S
@jackeroo752 жыл бұрын
Thee was no moon landing and it was all a hoax.
@Leon-em1ip2 жыл бұрын
do ya learn how to pick up chicks at 🥳🎉 party?
@mr.someone56792 жыл бұрын
Ñ
@lindacarroll35492 жыл бұрын
What is this movie?
@davidmaione27422 жыл бұрын
I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer
@FartMeltonProductions9 ай бұрын
sanitation consultant
@shrek19yearsago789 ай бұрын
Hygienic technician for public health
@TheRealishPowers9 ай бұрын
Maintenance and engineering are 2 completely different things lol. I’m a jet engine mechanic but I’m nowhere as smart as a jet engineer (aerospace or engine) I just turn a wrench mainly 💀
@samiirai9 ай бұрын
@@TheRealishPowers Are you not allowed to get jokes at you place of work? Explaining them kind of takes the joke away from joking about something
@TheRealishPowers8 ай бұрын
@@samiirai I’m just explaining the difference between them because they are different things.
@rizescrappy87292 жыл бұрын
Had a girl sitting on my lap, told her I work in I.T. and she got up and left 😂
@matthew314engineering726 күн бұрын
Had a chat with a girl at a party, she told me she was a programmer. Six years later we're married 😅
@rulthlessrudy2 жыл бұрын
As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@i.1722 жыл бұрын
Amd by reading your comment I can say u are 100% lying about this bring accurate. Lol it's anything but accurate. Any one can easily tell that he is laying
@chadwells75622 жыл бұрын
🤣
@FactStorm2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@OvertheHIL5242 жыл бұрын
I've always dreamed about pretending to work for NASA.
@avd36142 жыл бұрын
I've always pretend about dreaming about pretending to work for NASA
@jonamaximiliankao92622 жыл бұрын
Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone Also me: Doesn't have a badge
@rejuvenator89662 жыл бұрын
Have you been to Mars?
@derek242112 жыл бұрын
Do the girls come with the job? 👀
@daddyofalltrades2 жыл бұрын
Wait do you seriously work at NASA ? Oh My God !!
@glibjibb2 жыл бұрын
Ask for that badge homie say it's for tax purposes
@lordmarsgaming19352 жыл бұрын
The badge is the key. No PhD required, just a printer and laminator.
@rizzoli72 жыл бұрын
I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA
@StupiderWithAB2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way. The only problem is NASA is strangely motivated to not work with me
@darkestknightishere2 жыл бұрын
I already work for NASA, SpaceX, and Microsoft. Lol
@TheEryk032 жыл бұрын
I work for NASA and this video doesn't show the true.
@elcanaldegaming66772 жыл бұрын
Engineering might be cool ngl
@luckyman99032 жыл бұрын
@@TheEryk03suuuure
@dgs2992 жыл бұрын
5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆
@Yessentuki4 Жыл бұрын
"This guy works for mars!" "Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO
@MaSTARMedia2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Mars water
@zephyr27922 жыл бұрын
Your dbz series is epic bro
@jacobstevens70462 жыл бұрын
"It looks just like Earth water!"
@sagnikbhowmik7442 жыл бұрын
Why da fuk is he carrying it around in a party?
@onepunch58102 жыл бұрын
Bro you watch this?? Your DBZ series is peakk
@gzhang2072 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said he returned from a Mars trip …
@glibjibb2 жыл бұрын
Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science
@star-bp7jg2 жыл бұрын
Haha it sounds like that's something that you have experienced yourself lol
@derbenutzer59582 жыл бұрын
She lyin too then
@milkychipz63182 жыл бұрын
"i dont like to talk work at parties" simples
@MEPHISTOPHELESw2 жыл бұрын
The only actual NASA scientist chick on that side of the country given recent STEM numbers.
@yeetbra94852 жыл бұрын
What the hell do you mean "most of the time?" How many NASA scientists have you bumped into a parties!?
@Dedhaven2 жыл бұрын
This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.
@Rockoblocko2 жыл бұрын
No F’ing way… I work at NASA (meteorologist), I had no idea that this was a thing!!!!
@Dedhaven2 жыл бұрын
@@Rockoblocko shiiiit yall hiring? Hook a brother up 😆
@Rockoblocko2 жыл бұрын
@@Dedhaven even the janitors can honestly say they work at NASA bro
@markwilson59672 жыл бұрын
@@Dedhaven haha LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!
@comawhitejohnny2 жыл бұрын
lol yea you fucken were.
@squishypineT03 Жыл бұрын
If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.
@tredfxman5 ай бұрын
The only "Mars" im working on is a Chocolate Bar! 👍
@David-cz5to2 жыл бұрын
This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.
@car4367 Жыл бұрын
a heterosexual male fantasy anyway
@kcwexe Жыл бұрын
@@car4367and that heterosexual is like 99% of men
@thediaz07 Жыл бұрын
@@kcwexeLOL Exactly. What a moron.
@thediaz07 Жыл бұрын
@@car4367no one cares about any other type of fantasy anyways.
@Triisttan Жыл бұрын
@@car4367no one cares that you're looking for something to be offended about
@mrtrololorific2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team
@pjeffreypwong Жыл бұрын
Wow lol I looked it up only after seeing this. Gotta let more know
@emurphy42 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to turn out to be a janitor (for the Mars Rover team)
@BerylliumBronze7 ай бұрын
Bruh wait no way lmao
@rishavvajpayee28607 ай бұрын
What's his name?
@usmanzafar47515 ай бұрын
@@rishavvajpayee2860 You should look into description of this video
@80PercentAshamedOfU2 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”
@jacobbornowsky40132 жыл бұрын
Same go for big dudes who lift weights.. I am a bigger guy myself ain’t nobody care but the dudes
@farwest92182 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbornowsky4013 I know what you mean but trust me bro there are some good women out there looking to talk up a guy about his muscles 💪🏻
@blazenfate2 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Bornowsky the females are also interested, but honestly they are much shyer than they look. I had bumped jnto one at a bar, while I was ordering she asked if I went to the same gym. Yada Yada Yada, we talk, got her number. Main thing that stuck out was, she was too nervous to say anything cause I always looked so seriously into my workout. She's not the last to say that
@jacobbornowsky40132 жыл бұрын
@@blazenfate 🤔
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
cope
@iamnormal86482 жыл бұрын
3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"
@vykn11422 жыл бұрын
🤯
@aethrya2 жыл бұрын
My man
@TheDennys212 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@maciekkula34382 жыл бұрын
My guy is a professional
@otapi2 жыл бұрын
"Just to be sure you are not wired, take off your clothes" :)
@albamralba2 жыл бұрын
I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha
@SJ-Lakui7 ай бұрын
If they were smart they wouldn’t, they would in fact hate you for the terrible drops
@annakinderman8135 Жыл бұрын
As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol
@arthurmead5341 Жыл бұрын
The STD lab?
@nickg45649 ай бұрын
Hi can I ask what you do? I was wondering if you could give me advice, its my dream to work for NASA
@rehmsmeyer6 ай бұрын
@@arthurmead5341 Holy based.
@vekmogo3 ай бұрын
As someone who works at NASA, we are not allowed to show our badge in public nor images. Wish this video was true 😭
@believer203023 күн бұрын
I am the director of NASA, Anna you are fired
@blacksnow50692 жыл бұрын
I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
🤪
@thinkingagain59662 жыл бұрын
Insurance adjuster is the job I pretend to have
@aethrya2 жыл бұрын
Bro after fighting off so many chicks with a stick, you just have to tone down the badassness a bit. I work for the NSA. Definitely not a good way to make friends at a party. And no, I don't read your emails. Heard that one a million times. My area of expertise is cryptography, which doesn't dampen many a panty, lemme tell ya.
@benseiler25892 жыл бұрын
Lmao I’m actually an insurance adjuster and am shocked someone would use that title to make themselves look “cool”😂 first time hearing that. When I tel people what I do they have no idea what I’m talking about
@Hearstbane2 жыл бұрын
@@benseiler2589 Yeah, I was an insurance adjuster, and I'm also at a loss. As a matter of fact, I was about to reply the exact same thing to the OP until I saw your comment haha
@williamwallace52012 жыл бұрын
Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?
@fikunmiajayi2 жыл бұрын
Where I'm an Engineering Student and there's like 3 females in the 3 major engineering departments (MEE EEE CVE)
@fikunmiajayi2 жыл бұрын
To hope that some women see it
@aditsaini35952 жыл бұрын
I thought women engineers weren't real
@williamwallace52012 жыл бұрын
@@aditsaini3595 nah, they're real.
@williamwallace52012 жыл бұрын
@@aditsaini3595 I know a few
@sebastianjoseph28282 жыл бұрын
3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls" I lost it. Realest part of this
@shadowling777772 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@theupsider7 ай бұрын
completely🤣
@AndJusticeForMe2 жыл бұрын
I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.
@Cutiejuliya Жыл бұрын
Should mention video games
@BacklTrack9 ай бұрын
I live right next to a major base so everyone around me is basically like me. No clout there lol
@fader1912 Жыл бұрын
My boy is a medical lab assistant but he always says he’s a scientist and milks the shit out of it 😂
@cletus21992 жыл бұрын
As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas
@urhorsin_11242 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@reacher80422 жыл бұрын
@@firestorm5071 lmao
@heavybre2 жыл бұрын
Don't blame you bruh, those guys get all the ass, even the dorky ones
@nomooon2 жыл бұрын
even better with the drone part, have to be good with fingers...
@pranavjayaprakasanut2 жыл бұрын
@@nomooon ohh damn 🤣🤣🤣
@TheTalentlessWriter2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified Slappers classic on god
@ZootyTooter2 жыл бұрын
Algo
@BillClinton2282 жыл бұрын
based....
@leobeelen2902 жыл бұрын
eat your cereal my man
@benfichter53512 жыл бұрын
eat your cereal
@3114bsad2 жыл бұрын
This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party
@dayson84702 жыл бұрын
Which guy lol
@brandonosrsnerd72202 жыл бұрын
Big facts. Be out here selling these women a dream on god 😂
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
not me
@jameslshelton2 жыл бұрын
I got out of the Army 8 years ago. Clearly I should have stayed in lol.
@BigstickNick2 жыл бұрын
All I did was admin stuff. Me at a party *i do top secret shit*
@dustchip8060 Жыл бұрын
You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.
@ryanboswell7578 Жыл бұрын
This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻
@ladyreverie70272 жыл бұрын
This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".
@michaelmerck75762 жыл бұрын
It definitely had the Jim Carrey vibe
@Zanderman200021 күн бұрын
Now when you say it. This is almost like Carrey imitation.
@cwoj81952 жыл бұрын
When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.
@patjcoan2 жыл бұрын
this may be the best one theyve ever done! all the girls rocking back and forth together while he does the mars walk was absolutely hysterical
@captainarrow51772 жыл бұрын
I agree
@franciscobeaulieu18319 ай бұрын
Wait... 2:27 Isn't that Nina, Strikeland's girl? 😂😂
@thisisgettingold5 ай бұрын
Yep 😂
@DL3w0035 ай бұрын
@@thisisgettingold i was looking for this comment 😂
@John-ih7gp4 ай бұрын
Everyone's girlfriend
@mostlypeacefuljogger46223 ай бұрын
Yeah Nina Drama 😂 she’s been in a couple of videos
@lonewarrior1549 Жыл бұрын
Stevie killed it with the Mars walk 🤣
@GodBlessedAmerica2 жыл бұрын
I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂
@justinc9632 жыл бұрын
There’s obviously water on Mars now that Stevie drank some, so I’m sure NASA has boats on Mars. He’s a man of the people throwing that in 😂.
@aaroncalderon55132 жыл бұрын
That’s blasting off. Into the unknown
@ClarHD2 жыл бұрын
Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up
@rs82582 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk. The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.
@VCRider2 жыл бұрын
You mean drop dead gorgeous? Or they hired them from a model agency?
@BigLoloFrmDaO2 жыл бұрын
Neither. Just stupid as all hell.
@samwillens32502 жыл бұрын
@@VCRider they hired you from a simp agency
@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis20182 жыл бұрын
@@VCRider he meant dumb
@corberus31192 жыл бұрын
@@VCRider will do anything for a clout/status
@theNimboo2 жыл бұрын
When he leaned in close and whispered "mars" I burst out laughing ahahhahaha fucking awesome lol
@mevsol2447 Жыл бұрын
NASA employees aren't supposed to display their badges outside of the plant w/o authorization, usually for public events and tours.
@Kav1an2 жыл бұрын
Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS
@shanaadams51192 жыл бұрын
Does she still think you work at NASA? 😂😂
@justinc9632 жыл бұрын
That’s a hard lie to keep it going, but stay with it king.
@Brolie2 жыл бұрын
@@justinc963 ever watch dirty rotten scoundrels?
@noiJadisCailleach2 жыл бұрын
Soooo... YOu're saying your wife is either a dumb blonde or a total air head? Oooooookay.... Leaving now...
@jonathanchen10262 жыл бұрын
What did you tell her when it was time for the truth?
@ronelz9992 жыл бұрын
Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.
@graysonprickett63482 жыл бұрын
I’m an accountant and I’m a little salty about this lol. Guess 6 figures isn’t much anymore?
@nile79992 жыл бұрын
never was buddy never was
@nile79992 жыл бұрын
@@graysonprickett6348 I only date guys over 6'3 figures now. Inflation n errything
@newlegend24022 жыл бұрын
Just tell them to watch the accountant movie and say yeah so that's my typical Tuesday
@KneeGrowFromDaHood2 жыл бұрын
@@graysonprickett6348 now it has to be 8 figures 😂
@umnothanks95042 жыл бұрын
as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.
@AOTDDESTROYER2 жыл бұрын
Over in the UK being an accountant is a prestigious job so I’m not sure what there on about
@kwanziquadrillion525 Жыл бұрын
This is golden. One of the best skits ever🔥🔥🔥
@rishonthompson78162 жыл бұрын
No he DIDN'T!!! Mars WATER???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bballmaster12092 жыл бұрын
I’m a scientist at a large pharmaceutical company. Guess I need to start clipping my badge on before I head to parties lol
@TheMitchellExpress2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't think that's as glamorous as NASA.
@simatian20192 жыл бұрын
@@TheMitchellExpress May even be the opposite right now to be honest with the anger over healthcare prices in this country.
@TheMitchellExpress2 жыл бұрын
@@simatian2019 And the distrust against the medical community
@supervisorhere2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't work that way. That's being honest. You have to lie you work for a company, women have seen on tv.
@petrrepnin87942 жыл бұрын
Probably won't work, bro. In your case, you need a Ferrari keychain.😬
@MrTPF12 жыл бұрын
This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂
@boejiden70932 жыл бұрын
Haha my friend worked at NASA and this man got it all. Every college party, this man was taking all the chicks 😂
@del0ryan88 Жыл бұрын
I lie about my job to pick up new jobs lmao.
@GospelBearer Жыл бұрын
This video reminded me of this verse: They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is forever worthy of praise! Amen. But basically. Men and women are shallow in their own way. There are millions of high quality blue collar men, that would make excellent husbands and fathers, but often there are far too many deceived people that would rather chase after the fantasy of something.
@derekjones9772 жыл бұрын
You guys have to make a movie seriously have me busting a gut everytime I watch these. The acting by everybody is hilarious guys and gals are perfectly scripted. 🥰🥰🥰
@jeffreyblock162 жыл бұрын
They did make their own movie
@TheWaken2 жыл бұрын
For the Algo📈
@jefferymyname7062 жыл бұрын
Howww this is the earliest I’ve ever been
@MuhammadOthman882 жыл бұрын
fastest!!
@TheWaken2 жыл бұрын
@@MuhammadOthman88 Yessir
@onedone20112 жыл бұрын
Stevie done blown this one up! Triplol.
@breadstick69992 жыл бұрын
Algooooo
@RealNaisuCinema2 жыл бұрын
Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…
@Dev-ih1of2 жыл бұрын
So are you also a NASA engineer?
@RealNaisuCinema2 жыл бұрын
@@Dev-ih1of engineer yes, nasa no lol
@DOPEdwarf2 жыл бұрын
@@RealNaisuCinema lmfao why are engineers so delusional
@clarissamendoza83222 жыл бұрын
Men won't give an ugly woman a 2nd look, even if she's the nicest person in the room, even if she's rich! Women will look for someone who will pass on a good gene to her offspring too and ensure it will survive well. That's just nature. We want the best genes and best life we could attain for our offsprings.
@RealNaisuCinema2 жыл бұрын
@@clarissamendoza8322 ugly women get laid and relationships WAY more often than ugly men… this analogy is bad. Money doesn’t pass on good genes hints why rich kids end up bankrupt when they run out of that trust fund money
@aarontooth Жыл бұрын
Just wear a NASA shirt. They sell them at Target. Someone even asked me at a party if I worked there, when I was wearing one.
@AndreasGross-y7v Жыл бұрын
LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kon87572 жыл бұрын
Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!
@driskolestateshow2 жыл бұрын
2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!
@bofetada68412 жыл бұрын
when the plumber hander the lawyer the bill the lawyer said I don't make this much an an hour, and the plumber replied that's why I gave up law.
@Tianerad2 жыл бұрын
what
@ntgrg082 жыл бұрын
@@Tianerad handed* think that helps lol
@Tianerad2 жыл бұрын
@@ntgrg08 oh lmao thanks
@samgould85672 жыл бұрын
Same with engineering nowadays. If you work for yourself in the skilled trades and live in a white collar area, you’ve got it made.
@hop921329 ай бұрын
Marswater, Marzillion, Marswalk... I don't know when I lost it that often watching a video. You guys outdid yourselves with this one. Hats off!
@sqlevoliciousАй бұрын
NASA rizz is real. I live in Pasadena. The JPL nerds do get laid. It's actually awesome. Glad these folks are getting some of the recognition they deserve. These people spend every moment trying to get into these jobs and are incredibly happy doing the job they get. I wish they would get more recognition and fame, they absolutely deserve it.
@busbystandup13372 жыл бұрын
TRUTH!!!! One Halloween I went to a costume party at a Hospice fundraiser. My costume paid homage to a Mitch Hedberg joke which goes as follows: "I went to a doctor and all he did was take blood from my neck... don't ever go to Dr. Acula." I went all in, bought real scrubs from a uniform store, got them embroidered with "Dr. Acula." I had fangs, blood red contact lenses, a stethoscope, and a well-crafted fake credential/ID clipped to my pocket from the local hospital with my picture and the name Dr. Acula. Nobody got the joke, they all just thought I came straight from work and put in contacts and fake teeth for a quick costume. I shit you not... I was a rock star at a party full of groupies. Nearly every woman in the place made a point to come and talk to me (which never happens) and the energy they threw at me could've been scooped up with a shovel. I felt like Hugh Hefner until I told them about the joke... as soon as they found out they excused themselves as quickly as polite social etiquette would allow. It taught me a lot about how many people out there like you other in direct proportion to your status in life.
@silentgrind342 жыл бұрын
Duh
@JunkiesBackyard2 жыл бұрын
These guys deserve 1mil 💯
@TreversYouTubeChannel2 жыл бұрын
Your sketches are always 🔥 but they hit even harder after a few shots of Mars’ water 🥴
@michaelyoon93552 жыл бұрын
Oh yea I remember. One time a really cute chick was measuring my HR for medical school and I had to lie and say my pulse was high because "I have a big heart".
@கோபிசுதாகர் Жыл бұрын
I like how she still wants the mars rock after she found out they’re fakes😂
@highflyer232 жыл бұрын
This NASA recruitment ad is funny
@MrNachtgespenst2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time. The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions). Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^ No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p
@Ryan-ts9pi2 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying it's OK to lie about who you are or what you do but every once in a while in college me and my buddies would do it sometimes just for the hell of it lol.
@SheepMan4202 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened to my family a few hundred years ago! The government banished all of them from the country, it was Spain tho. 😃
@-.TS.-2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for brightening up my day!
@julianromantini5601 Жыл бұрын
dude the photo on stevie's nasa badge is the funniest part of this whole video
@ns3072 жыл бұрын
Aside from the old reliable "I'm a pilot", this never fails lmao
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
🤥
@MDE_never_dies8 ай бұрын
As an actual pilot I can confirm this works
@JackMeoff462 ай бұрын
When I was in the Air Force, I often saw dudes flaunting their “SF” patch in front of civilians. No, SF does not stand for special forces in the AF. It stands for “security forces” aka military cops lmao.
@ARealNative2 жыл бұрын
the quality and writing of these skits just keeps getting better and better XD
@yungpeor20612 жыл бұрын
That was the best Mars walk I’ve ever seen
@bast4rdlyreaper2 жыл бұрын
3:37 "I am also a loyal employee that works for the planet of Earth.
@stephengregory1655 Жыл бұрын
I cut the grass for a guy who put the shingles on the roof of a retired NASA janitor. And let me tell you something, Mars water is real
@ChefkochAntoine2 жыл бұрын
Now I get how Elon gets the energy to power through all of his projects. It seems so obvious now man, how could I have not seen this before?
@manaharav2 жыл бұрын
And he's going through women like toilet paper, see the news lately?
@EricChamplin2 жыл бұрын
On a quick side note: Most cool jobs pay less, so if a girl is seeking financial security (aka all girls), they gotta choose between "cool and insecure" or "slightly less cool and secure" - Go for the uncool jobs, kings ;) Source: Used to be signed with Universal Music Group and worked with their artists (Bieber, Chainsmokers, blablabla) but got paid in peanuts. Ears perked up but I was financially miserable. Left the industry for a sales gig at a finance company: Pays more, less cool, but happier overall.
@norbertk.53282 жыл бұрын
4:25 the first man on Mars.
@TheDennys212 жыл бұрын
7:10 he could have just said: it's a new suit, i forgot to take the tag off, silly me.
@wet0wl Жыл бұрын
Or like “Ok I know this isn’t real but I can’t just walk out of work with an actual suit on”
@Eatprepd6 ай бұрын
The tag said partywear 😂
@SquatPenguin23 ай бұрын
Well in that case… imma wear a NASA badge when I go out this weekend.
@God_loves_you_70x72 жыл бұрын
4:45 - reminds me of those aliens from toy story 🤣😂
@eternity22212 жыл бұрын
6:03 I'm dead. Look at him go! 🤣🤣
@himanshukamble9572 жыл бұрын
5:24 Come on!!! Giver her the Oscar already xDxDxD
@bee_lovin2 жыл бұрын
I worked there for 8 months. No lie it really helped the resume 😂🎉 interviews go well… every time because of it lmao.
@AR-Exp2 жыл бұрын
this guy is hilarious, found this video on recommended
@Coogfan19962 жыл бұрын
This is an instant classic! So good! I was laughing the whole time
@rengokukyojuro57212 жыл бұрын
Slappers are the R rated Smosh, always with the good stuff
@ammar30942 жыл бұрын
i went to college with a guy that works for a very small company that gets contracted by NASA so he got a nasa badge and makes sure to remind everyone he works for NASA lol
@ShaneMorrison-po3sn Жыл бұрын
When I worked for att as a fiber splicer I always made out like I connected the entire planet with 10Gb Internet. I sit in a tiny air-conditioned trailer all day long splicing fiber to be hung by the lineman 😂
@foc42 Жыл бұрын
No boundaries on that FAR OUT idea. Yet the best NASA commercial and support for Colonization ever. And I should know, because behind foc42 it is me, Mark Robber.
@hydro_wizard5604 ай бұрын
Mark Robber, the evil twin that robs people
@MercuryVisions2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been to Mars” had me rolling
@thebossthusiast19602 жыл бұрын
For the algo!
@spacecat37612 жыл бұрын
For the algo!!
@aadiliqbalkhan82162 жыл бұрын
For the aligoratorithm
@yippers72302 жыл бұрын
For the something
@ZaneDragonBorn2 жыл бұрын
For the Something!
@googlepoodle58142 жыл бұрын
For the alligator rhythm!
@Germany122352 жыл бұрын
really well done, love your skits
@HeyThatsInteresting972 жыл бұрын
“Yes, of course I like the Martian but that’s hollywoods glamorization of it!” Lol
@arnideel33603 ай бұрын
Working for NASA Is a huge flex
@heedmywarning27922 жыл бұрын
4:31 every man at the party has vanished.
@Yofisha2 жыл бұрын
Love the content! Love the progression of this channel too keep it up!
@BrightNightmares2 жыл бұрын
Why did i get so hyped when he drank the fake mars water. What the hell
@sychoniems9 ай бұрын
AS A MMA FAN I CAN CONFIRM THE ONLY PERSON NOT ACTING IS NINA