THE ABSOLUTE SIZE OF SHREK

[@bang9088]

Please slazo make this a series, "the absolute size" videos are honestly the best

[@domenicwilliamson8930]

It's funny because the general public, relative to Shrek and Gru would probably be like 7-10 foot also haha

[@kimpayne3435]

I want an absolute size of Slazo then

[@sirtozzalot2926]

鄭安邦 hey thoughts exactly

[@peeblekitty5780]

yEs and then compare all the absolute sizes in one image

[@danieliusgrigas4682]

NO WTF, then we will be bored of these types of videos.

[@richardk.2959]

when people ask why math is important just show them this

[@biglad112]

@MrROOSterVulture _3 0 i n c h_

[@everblue2277]

Maths

[@raymonddeactivated7118]

@@biglad112 stop trying to diss our boi shrek, we all know it's much longer than that

[@counterfate3377]

@@raymonddeactivated7118 probs why Fiona loves him so much.

[@aac617]

Nice 969 likes

[@p1peb0mbb]

KZbin recommendations: The true size of Shrek Me at 3am: I dont need sleep I need answers

[@nathanjoeporter]

Billy Sp ok Sheldon

[@goofygoober7248]

R/MeIrl

[@korbifn9914]

Socratis Vossos i wont and i cant buuut r/foundthemobileuser

[@strawberryjam4107]

mood

[@WhitJit]

No joke its 3:06 for me and Im watching this...

[@quidmonster9266]

Gru: The flash Shrek: The hulk

[@chipsanddip593]

I would love to see a movie of them together, you know they will be the best duo

[@maybejackbright1581]

But Gru *broke a shark's spine*

[@type-10]

@@maybejackbright1581 and so did I.

[@cheeseloaf7788]

Gru is kratos

[@thegregster3808]

The ultimate battle

[@BionicPIGtv]

The Absolute Size Of Slazo

[@madiemerson4233]

The absolute size of PETA Jones?

[@JoeMama-iu3dv]

Do you like bannanas

[@wuzbde5707]

About like 6 feet

[@dogiyt6975]

Slazo is pretty thicc so maybe like 7,629 KG and prob 300 feet taller than shrek

[@bardhdrini5684]

the absolute size of Ursula wat a mad lad

[@captainethangamer]

This isn’t a game theory. This is a *film theory.*

[@riversuckshugeballs]

That's what I was thinking

[@user-js5zn7yf3b]

r/woooosh

[@akrybion]

But that's Just a theory. A KZbin theory! Thanks for reading.

[@katelynch4850]

Fact*

[@Xozkov]

anime theory

[@leonardocaschili6279]

we need to continue this: if shrek is around twice as tall as an average male, we can say that he's a bit overweight and so we can estimate his weight at about 390 kilograms, beacause of the square cube law. considering that he was carrying 186 kilos during that scene, and knowing that he was running at a speed of 92 km/hour, the amount of joules that he's generating is 52992, which is about 75 hp. And little do you know, it's the same power output as a Mazda 2 (a 2017 model) when it's going at its fastest (178 km/hour). Considering that a Mazda 2 takes about 20 seconds to reach that speed, we can compare it to shrek reaching a speed of 92 km/hour in about a second probably without trying, we can easily say that if shrek is trying seriously without any armor or weight to carry, his fastest speed would be between 300 km/hour and 400 km/hour, still less than half of gru's immense speed though. btw Usain bolt generates 6,7 hp at his fastest, which means that shrek casually generates about eleven times the horse power of that of the fastest man on earth

[@justsomeghostwithinterneta7296]

You don't have life

[@tommylynch3537]

Omg

[@DanielPfender]

This... this is glorious

[@megatron8561]

He may not be as fast as gru but shrek still rapes him

[@weinhard961]

Sonic vs shrek in a race

[@sythetic_vex]

"This is a waste of time, but it's a very good waste of time"

[@DarwinskiYT]

Do the roar

[@LadyViscera]

That’s life

[@bruhbruhd918]

What tf I don't get the hight of Shrek

[@fifomantv8955]

If its a good waste of time Its not waste of time

[@J-D03]

The sequel that I didn't know I needed.

[@captaincrust2180]

Shrek 5 2019

[@dr.avalanche4994]

I was going to correct you but someone already did

[@J-D03]

@@dr.avalanche4994 fuck I actually put know first and thought it was wrong

[@sadeedehsan5513]

But one that we deserved

[@kyran5961]

1 thousandth liked

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

"This isn't meant to be 'factual'" *_are you sure about that_*

[@vAqeii]

No, are *you* sure about that Kermit

[@aaron7544]

Hey ur from just2good's channel

[@aaron7544]

Ur my hero

[@skyet1273]

@@vAqeii kremit*

[@vAqeii]

@@skyet1273 I call him Kermit

[@playinwitmynutsack5558]

The absolute size of Mr.Incredible

[@gameon5992]

Sebastian Umana Shrek vs GRU vs Mr. Incredible. Who win? I bet $100,000,000,000,000 on GRU THE MADLAD

[@k4rma770]

Earth has layers. Therefore, the earth is an ogre.

[@voidfloof]

No, it's *like* an ogre

[@theamazinggamerperson3474]

Why use an ogre and not a cake Everyone loves cake Cake has layers

[@marcetplays7362]

The Amazing Gamer Kid *because Shrek is an ogre-*

[@swinbtr]

@@theamazinggamerperson3474 everyone loves shrek. Shrek is an ogre.

[@theamazinggamerperson3474]

Tyler Swinburne but what about parfait Have you ever said to someone “do you like parfait” And they say “no I don’t like parfait”

[@checkmyplaylist6879]

*MatPat is trembling*

[@quewhat2626]

Slazo x MatPat collab

[@halfcool5014]

The absolute size of spongebob

[@423adriana]

*MatPat is QUAKING*

[@nabielw]

Matpat is DONE!

[@okuyashoe_official]

What is the absolute size of Slazo

[@linkadoodle9568]

And they said you'd never use math in "the real world"

[@hectoraguilar4807]

??

[@soociesoocie]

r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@chloro6346]

@Akiva Greenberg r/iHaveReddit

[@brettonjohansen1619]

You're all special

[@chloro6346]

@@brettonjohansen1619 thx dad

[@internetpersona3496]

"He could destroy civilizations" The year is 2097. It has been 23 years since the Great Ogre War broke out. We've been hiding from Shrek for a couple decades now. I don't know what it looks like out there anymore. Green banners flying through the ashy wind, most likely. I tremble as I hear the door slowly creak open. My father stands to protect us, but we know he can do nothing against Shrek Overlord. The green Titan leers over us. "What are you doing in my swamp?"

[@colossal3922]

Bro, just leave his swamp

[@tijgertjekonijnwordopgegeten]

Where’s gru? Gru can probably stop him

[@jameswesley5694]

Tijgertje Konijn word opgegeten Gru had tried,but he slowly had to quit, he lost hope because Shrek killed the girls,and so he let Shrek absorb his power

[@Redneck_Technophile]

This comment has nowhere near the amount of likes it deserves

[@Top_Hat_Man]

Shrek Just Got The Infinity Gaunglet, And Erased All Humanity, Now There's Only Ogres, Oh No, I'm Disapearing....

[@diobrando6704]

1:28 Shrek's height 3:31 Shrek's speed 8:41 Shrek's strength

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

DIO

[@bfhm]

DIO

[@alexlearoyd8668]

You are doing a great service

[@Gabriel-bx8wk]

DIO

[@Emperor_Ace]

DIO

[@tylrdxm]

*Matpat has joined the server* *Slazo has joined the server* *Matpat has left the server*

[@Deeznutsmynamejeff21]

Otaku Kid I love this comment

[@igiveup12]

*MatPat has successfully banned Slazo for BULLYR*

[@fifashorts1078]

The absolute size of Garfield.

[@TheLivingPepsi]

big orange

[@tygrin162]

According to this comic www.gocomics.com/garfield/1982/02/12 ,Garfield was able to turn off the light in his room and get into his bed before the darkness reached him, proving that Garfield is at least faster than the speed of light.

[@TeemoQuinton]

Ten and a half Lasagnas

[@therealfbi5360]

TyGrin still not faster than Sanic 😂

[@RikkaOw]

The absolute size of Luis Fonsi The absolute size of The Annoying Orange

[@charleswoodard3354]

The sequel we didn’t know we needed but don’t deserve

[@cheapnotch2610]

The absolute size of Kingpin from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

[@vomdomdoo8903]

he’s mf huge

[@user-uy9dd8ht2v]

Hes a unit

[@Ake-TL]

@@user-uy9dd8ht2v Absolute size of absolute unit

[@Kami74159]

Could he compete with Shrek and Gru in size? He obviously can't in raw power.

[@MrSnowyballs_animations]

the dude is like 11.6ft tall bro (saying that he is twice the size of Miles Morales)

[@thesupreme5999]

I love how he has to put a disclaimer at the beginning of a joke video because of how sacred of a topic Shrek is and doesn't want the backlash of getting minor details wrong

[@pieman6178]

math teacher: you will use this in your everyday life me trying to find the height, speed, and strength of shrek: damn i should of paid attention in school

[@TheTwelfthCollector]

You should have paid attention to grammar too.

[@anthonyharrison308]

@@TheTwelfthCollectorI know right? “i” should have paid attention should “of” paid attention in school

[@tgpt-0170]

_Harvard would like to know your location._

[@TeemoQuinton]

No thanks - Slazo isn't into a Crisis Actor diploma #IssaJoke

[@mikevascura664]

Yiat

[@johnut6763]

@@mikevascura664 fiat

[@s.bregnest2857]

Blyat

[@AndrzejLKS]

I ruined the 666 likes ;)

[@jaysonata3211]

Bruh this is why I love power scaling. It allows us to ACCURATELY explore a character’s strength and limitations based on feats. It also shows us that Shrek has almost no weaknesses and all strengths.

[@nicolasrestrepo6177]

Y’know power scaling is what leads to some of the most heated and vicious “arguments” (or should I say brawls) the internet has ever seen? That’s why I sometimes try to steer clear of it

[@victorz_acc]

Now this is the real Harvard dropout

[@cloroxbleach1435]

*the category should be education*

[@franciscoparravano8075]

Clorox Bleach your my brother...

[@jamesonmacdonald5615]

@DJ Verri Language

[@perixcatlife839]

...

[@diamondofficial758]

600th like Just to let u know

[@315m42]

You’re at 666 likes while I read this

[@maxbell222]

Shrek vs Gru who secures the victory royale

[@ezram.gyllenborg4800]

Gru, but we’ll have to wait to see the absolute size of the Grinch.

[@lsd5789]

"Shrek could destroy civilizations!" The year: 2096 It's been 48 years since the Ogreshrëcke. I don't even know what it looks like out there anymore, possibly green banners flying under the ashen sky... My heart stands still as the door creaks and I hear screaming from outside. My father tries to prevent the inevitable, but is thrown across the house as the green titan steps in: "get outta ma swamp!" he exclaims. We're screwed. Gru can't help no more. Shrek killed the girls and Gru lost all will to live. He was... Absorbed. We're the last humans and he found us... No one will survive. Tell Irma I'm sorry... *Ck-ck-ck- ck-ck-crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[@iwancymrobulgarin]

Nice

[@puddle812]

The things people do for 3 likes

[@hyp3r566]

@@puddle812 *4

[@lsd5789]

@@hyp3r566 yeah, I'm debating deleting it...

[@hyp3r566]

@@lsd5789 hey dont do that. You spent time on it and it made 4 people laugh. I would take pride in that cause most likes I've gotten is 2 lol.

[@Ohmygodaprayingmantis]

I need an absolute size of wreck it ralph

[@thegreatalmightyfish7231]

leafmealone Well I will take one of the people playing the game, and say that she is 11. Know, I’ll take the average size of an 11 year old girl which is 132 centimeters, and it takes about 25 Ralphs to equal her height, so I divide 132 by 25 and determine that Ralph is 5.28 centimeters. You’re welcome.

[@caiomolinari4790]

@@thegreatalmightyfish7231 sounds right

[@SandaaaGW2]

@@thegreatalmightyfish7231 lol

[@SandaaaGW2]

@@thegreatalmightyfish7231 tell slazo

[@cutecottoncandycat340]

He's 9ft tall.

[@mallorielouann546]

The absolute size of jacksfilms forehead

[@dimactavicus]

it's the size of the galaxy

[@Plututo]

Ourboithedimz Probably more than that

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

And Beebo!

[@mallorielouann546]

@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition yes! Brendon's forehead is so large because he has an extra lung stored inside. That's how he hits all them notes. (As I was told 😂)

[@mrgodguy8047]

Infinite.

[@tinyturtwig7944]

Absolute size of my dad's disappointment in me

[@johnut6763]

How did this not get more likes?

[@ghosttoast8610]

To much to measure

[@talobsta]

Infinite

[@blacksmithpiano]

Tiny Turtwig his disappointment is immeasurable and his faith in the next generation is ruined.

[@rgoldstien]

Sorry but the size of it is too big

[@sattout]

*just imagine shrek running after you at full speed*

[@LazyLoonz]

*You won't even see him in time*

[@inkwell6131]

oh dear god

[@theheadhunter2427]

Imagine replacing cars with shreks

[@marcetplays7362]

*watch the Gru video, he’s faster than a missile, and if you think Shrek is fast just wait till you see this madlad*

[@sattout]

*just imagine gru running after you at full speed*

[@fj5385]

”remember when donkey killed a man?“

[@justsomeguy144]

OooooooOoooo

[@epicgamermccool4824]

Didn’t mean to make you cry

[@viel_.]

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

[@user-pr8jz7fz8j]

Carry on, Carry on

[@tuxedobird]

sprite C R A C C

[@sethstephens1179]

1950: we will use math and science to create flying cars in the future 2018:

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Wow they really underestimated our bounds in technology

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Satan gotta say when the notification popped up on my phone that Satan replied to me, I was pretty impressed

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Satan I’m proud, thank you anti-lord

[@silasnichols7593]

*says he’s gonna use the metric system* *immediately gives Shrek’s canon height in feet*

[@yellowbananago]

He used kgs though

[@PhoenixRPx]

Miles and feet is metric whats your point

[@marieke.g]

Cheatara YT no it's not. www.google.nl/search?q=metric+system&source=lmns&bih=696&biw=414&client=safari&prmd=inv&hl=nl&ved=2ahUKEwjmzNj3-tbgAhVowAIHHRgjBRYQ_AUoAHoECAAQAw#imgdii=_v410za8SHG04M:&imgrc=IYZHOadAO3H7jM: there u go.

[@PhoenixRPx]

@@marieke.g no proof because I use metric and its miles pounds and stone not km Kg And g

[@marieke.g]

Cheatara YT that's called the imperial system hun

[@timelordricknmorty8179]

Gru is larger, faster, and has more technology than shrek. However shrek has some very raw brute force and an earthshattering roar. A battle between the two would come down to raw strength and stamina versus incredible speed and technology. (They both have formidable agility, but Gru is faster.) But I know what we all really want to know is who tops

[@castorhedlund2761]

timelord ricknmorty Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!

[@taitsanchez3644]

This needs to be a movie

[@dariuszsliz1597]

I made a comment similar to this : Gru VS shrek I don't need sleep, i need answers

[@Chris-vs4wt]

Gru has reflexes as fast as 0.7 Mach

[@LostTerminal]

Shaggy comes in at the last second like Mr Rogers and claims the victory.

[@romanepaul3460]

*Australian boy admires the size of big green boy.*

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

*boi

[@occasionalcat4122]

Boii*

[@romanepaul3460]

*Not Property

[@CG5]

Film Theory is quaking

[@TeamRFX]

It's kinda sad seeing a channel with over 300K followers only get three likes on a comment... good luck bro.

[@blurry419]

BeefNation because believe in or not, you tubers watch KZbin

[@pocaricandy]

Uh bro hi and I like opinions yum eeeee

[@anjelousmoonwolf1940]

Is cg5 ghosted

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

Hi!

[@mouf1647]

I'm showing this to my algebra teacher so I can tell him I watched math related videos over the winter break

[@ReformedJesus]

saem

[@ratbat1072]

Relatable

[@redwerd2429]

@@ReformedJesus and im showing this to your English teacher

[@ReformedJesus]

@@redwerd2429 What?

[@CG64Mushro0m]

Also tell your science teacher you watch vsauce so you don't have to go to science class

[@16willia44]

*all the dislikes are people that just can not fathom measuring in multiples of 10*

[@Ultrakrill2411]

I want to see a battle between shrek and gru. Animators, get it done

[@wheatstack5018]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6eWiYCnj7Gppbc

[@perixcatlife839]

Wheat Stack its blocked

[@shansheep8292]

Got it

[@davepoulin8235]

Gru would mess Shrek up

[@doge8153]

Their battle would be legendary!

[@Jeoloseph]

Is Lord Farquaad actually average sized then?

[@diesalittle8618]

probably

[@madelynreed8334]

Everyone else is just really tall

[@rioreason]

Leothelion Go ask Atozy's girlfriend.

[@maddi4699]

no, bc he’s only about up to Shrek’s knee/thigh area, whereas the average human (at least in this world) makes it up to Shrek’s chest/shoulder area. So maybe the humans in this thing are all giants? idk

[@deadchannel9105]

Leothelion then Fiona is REALLY tall

[@slurpwis]

This is pretty factual. Do Barry Bee Benson next.

[@BroThaManGaming]

He's the size of a bee duh

[@ryn8575]

5 feet tall

[@ryn8575]

SimpleToast *s o i s e e y o u r a l s o a m a n o f c u l t ur e*

[@Opentil10]

420 feet

[@Juan-ln8rb]

Holy shit yes

[@vinnaragget4820]

“Petition to move Christmas to the 24th” *Laughs in Swedish*

[@lucassamuelson7392]

Yes 24th is better and nobody understands why I don’t celebrate in the 25th

[@dontsubscribetome3262]

plasmagum well every other european country were pagans too

[@biggamer7876]

You mean laughs in european

[@LazyLoonz]

@@lapsijahti your one reason why war still happens on this earth.

[@koxrod]

but christmas is 24th *laughs in normal human also america is weird like christmas 25th like why*

[@tessyboy7158]

I watched Shrek in my Social Studies class today.

[@jamblastwizard]

1. Why 2. I love your teacher

[@ciscokid3430]

I'm boutta switch schools now.

[@AwkwardOddyssey]

I watched the Christmas one in my math class today what the fRiCk

[@DrDinosours]

Im on holiday

[@tessyboy7158]

@@DrDinosours oh mine started today.

[@avaixiosqturnz2005]

.... I need to know the absolute size of Grinch •Edit• Holy shit 403 likes?! Thank you guys! XP

[@emperor9615]

guac is extra

[@louiemack]

Jim carrey

[@KNFLV]

Two sizes two small

[@lisaflores5159]

Literally microscopic. Says in the very beginning that this all happens on a piece of pollen

[@Jimmyfishthe3rd]

@@lisaflores5159 I thought it was a snowflake

[@snot1093]

Everything you just saw was only 1% of shreks power, you'd be scared of his full power.

[@kaidoloveboat1591]

For real. Shrek was just messing around in the movies. If you know the deep lore, you understand that he is in fact one of the strongest characters in all fantasy.

[@MT-pf1pv]

His snap can wipe out all of the universe without the stones

[@alliecbadcontentmaker9164]

He can kill scp 682 in nano seconds easily

[@kaidoloveboat1591]

Facts.

[@colinfosterbehl]

TOP TEN CHARACTERS THAT COULD DEFEAT THANOS WITH THE INFINITY GAUNTLET

[@Liam-qh9fh]

Wait…but he’s tiny compared to the ogres in Shrek 4…

[@tristancruickshank7209]

Holy fuck no

[@sanuiii]

13ft tall some of then 15ft then

[@Ponera-Sama]

Gru: You can't defeat me Shrek: I know but he can *An Ogre resistance member who's taller than Gru jumps out of a building*

[@paulboone9132]

The sequel we always wanted. But not the one we deserve

[@saucy3018]

I wanna see the absolute size of Peter Griffin

[@saucy3018]

Noaldreig you know theres some kinda maths Slazo can use to make him bigger like use Brian or something

[@saucy3018]

Noaldreig thats the joke isnt Gru supposed to be human sized? Because he obviously isnt 14 feet tall in the movies

[@hiunwx]

WHAT ABOUT TRUMP GRIFFIN

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

5'10

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

He's fast like a peak human but a Wall buster as seen under adrenaline he fought Ernie the chicken and rammed him to a Wall and survived INSANE amount of abuse like falling from space but it's not the kind of falling you would think of, more consistently survivedby characters comparable to him and even gone by far to survive being hit by a bull.

[@samantha_pantha4376]

but the real question is who would win in a fight between shrek and gru?

[@neonothanks.8653]

@@idiot5637 Check out Gubz.......

[@johnsmither8377]

Gru speed blitzes Shrek based on the missile feat.

[@Bruh-pl4zk]

@@johnsmither8377 Yes bit Shrek is the stronger god as far as arm and scream strength

[@MikasMeme]

Gru

[@fuzzyboi1721]

they would team up and rule over us

[@wukasch.3149]

Shrek: *exists* Gru: imma bout to end this mans whole career

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Well... not anymore, I will affirm though that Gru may be stronger then that though like the guy took an explosion that can be seen from the horizon and may be above Scarlett who staggers a large Minion. However Shrek on the other hand: Colleagues have investigated into Shreks lore which also includes comics and it turns out; Shreks rear end alone can input the equivalent of a *FUCKING NUKE...* I am not joking, And has fought a literal sentient monster fetish of them... Yeah. Although not yet confirmed he may be BEYOND faster given he managed to react to the Fairy Godmothers wand in time to push Fiona away and he even flinched, which given Harold also saw it coming and reflected off the chest plate may indicate it being light based attack.

[@Billy-tc2bc]

*The absolute size of spongebob squarepants*

[@aCaboodL]

On it

[@skysub1]

“Im gonna be using the metric system for this video” *Legit 5 seconds after* “So, official sources will tell you that shrek is like 7-8 ft”

[@lemursven9195]

@Brooke Stern that's a yeet

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Sky sub, I think WOG confirmed him being 7 to 8 feet tall it's not just the wiki.

[@BloodyMangle]

Sky sub 4 degrees in metric all = the same temperature

[@Trisaaru]

You know the way people say to drink your milk to grow up big and strong? It's the same for ogres, but it's onions instead of milk. That's why Shrek is an absolute *unit*

[@hydro0759]

Slazo-He can’t be beat! Gru- *laughs in 257 meters per second*

[@nightnim680]

Just went through some shit but watching your videos help me, thanks slazo.

[@willhaynes3505]

lol

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Vids keep getting demonitized?? I feel ya.

[@alonsan3977]

You got ligma too?

[@EllaMint6111]

will haynes how was that funny

[@liamstinkz3171]

Shrek absolute size would help with chronic depression

[@skepticowl7417]

Some people think that the strongest anime characters are goku and one punch man They obviously haven't read the Shrek manga

[@euph0rya672]

too true

[@ProstheticMeat]

You're forgetting about the unmatched, godly charisma of Barry b Benson though, that pushes him above both of them

[@kam3l749]

Both of you are uncultured *YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF BLING BLING BOY*

[@user-kd7nb7mc8w]

So who would win in a fight between Shrek and Gru?

[@rwiseart2269]

A Shrek

[@NieMonD]

Shrek is just a green ogre Gru is a fast moving giant intelligent man with tons of weapons So probably gru

[@gonzo2326]

Shrek

[@maddiemainer]

Bold of you to assume they’d fight. Clearly they’re lovers

[@bellenesatan]

Neither. It will go like this. Shrek keeps struggling, but in the end he is no more than a lover. And an ogre. Shrek pins gru to the hard cold floor. Gru moans softly under the intimacy. Shrek whispers "onions and tease." Gru's clothes immediately set a brilliant blaze, disappearing in a glowing ember. He is bare under the green layered beast, ready to be ravished. "Take me, if you fucking dare." They slam lips.

[@jeffthedoggo7990]

"In this video, I will be using the metric system, because it is objectively better." "So the official sources say he's about 7, 8 feet tall."

[@mimmi3434]

The Man The Myth The Legend Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Shrek.

[@thekathal]

(woo)

[@tirnanoq]

You forgot the unit

[@lowesmanager8193]

SHREEEEEEK!

[@averagewhitemale.]

The absolute unit.

[@Icelandic_Sand]

No no no. Not man. HES AN OGRE, ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

[@NSDMFootball]

I found ur channel thanks to the gru one, the series is back

[@liquitical]

ey me too

[@sbeveguggenheim4935]

Same

[@lanieraelynn8384]

Deynmckeachan 01 i found him from his weird kids channels video. not that anyone asked.

[@dewdropp8587]

Same

[@phanTomzz101]

Same.

[@wolfboss]

This is what they need to teach in schools

[@brik_productions3813]

wolfboss I please don’t mention school. It’s HECKING Christmas I don’t want to hear that crap.

[@kristiann4346]

They do teach this lol. People just never use math to do stuff like this. They only give you the tools in school. It's up to the student to apply it.

[@eliza8514]

What teachers need to do is use the math they teach in class for problems like this, that the students are actually interested in. I think kids wouldn't hate it as much if they did something to make it more fun, at least some of the time.

[@wolfboss]

Good point

[@colindelabie9734]

Next time you're going 80 imagine shrek carrying a sumo wrestler, slowly outpacing you.

[@AManOnline.]

As a translation for americans, Shrek can lift 3.6 million pounds. that is terrifying

[@bri.51]

Cool Corner Watch Gru. He can beat Shrek using 0.00005% of his power

[@darthnihilius6757]

U forgot shaggy

[@beanmaster60000]

Cool Corner thanks man

[@SoonerStateSirens1]

Mans can lift a loaded freight train with his finger

[@semelatifofalism5833]

Brian Santos SHREK IS A GOD

[@gilatrouble295]

Could the absolute size of Thanos be a video?

[@nootnewt9323]

Thanos, the Mad Unit

[@uhhcoversig8350]

Veloafiraptor Boi please

[@gilatrouble295]

@LiL TrashBag I can respect your opinion. But i still want one anyway-

[@laceyg4029]

Mad lad

[@SolidSpadesIsANerd]

Dude no, i'm so sick of seeing incel video everywhere.

[@theuwufurry4785]

But Slazo is the real unit here and you know it

[@martinsavage3942]

Cutie Sweet ASMR I do

[@theuwufurry4785]

@@andrematar3290 how dare you

[@dog7426]

This is all without mentioning the fact that Shrek's farts can canonically kill people. Meaning that him accidentally breaking wind is a threat to humanity.

[@psnVoLT]

When have shreks farts killed though?

[@dog7426]

@@psnVoLT Beginning of the first movie you see fish floating after he rips one in his pond.

[@lwrmdn]

@@dog7426fish ain’t human but he could kill donkey he told him that in the first one also

[@blakeodonnell8559]

*SHREK VS GRU*

[@phanTomzz101]

LIKE THIS SO SLAZO CAN SEE IT.

[@heart_goes_doki_doki]

We need this movie to happen.

[@theresaw1109]

BROCHARD top 10 anime battles

[@IndominusRex-lx5ru]

Absolute size of squidward

[@itzsupremedestroy4766]

Schedule1Meme wait a min

[@itzsupremedestroy4766]

Schedule1Meme how tall are you

[@RichardCide5090]

Sky Scrapers

[@MoTheMelon]

y’all ever just measure distance in pillar lengths

[@yeetyeetpotatoskeet7948]

Just to flex on dragon niggas

[@mrflamingo2140]

Yup

[@etherealstars5766]

Y'all ever measure in Donkey Toe-to-shoulder lengths?

[@MoTheMelon]

CptnAzl lmao truth

[@PK_Kevin67]

2:23 *you remember when donkey killed a man*

[@sarahmonkey99]

And people say that math is useless once you're out of school... pffffft

[@brendonwain5832]

Roses are red Night time is moonlit Look at the size Of this absolute unit

[@bruisesandbuttercups7290]

Beautiful

[@OGBeefStew]

In awe at the size of this lad. But he probably can't even beat book 1 of Bookworm Adventures Deluxe.

[@enotsnavdier6867]

Bookworm Adventures Deluxe is B.A.D

[@prestonalexander3581]

Bro I love that game

[@schoolupload7679]

Bookworm adventures deluxe is a mastapeece

[@nxtxlieyoutube7851]

ABSOLUTE UNIT

[@notalaeyt784]

BRO I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST DONKEY SHOULD COLLAB WITH YOU

[@TJ042]

Slazo: I’m gonna use the metric system” Slazo a few seconds later: Now, the official sources say Shrek’s 7-8 feet tall…”

[@joshuagraham5849]

Slazo is bigger and more powerful than Shrek or anyone ever.

[@danielrooney7964]

How dare you disrespect my religion

[@moshiachgirlie]

Funny how we've never seen Big Slaz standing up head to toe 🤔🤔🤔

[@bigbeefy2997]

How dare you

[@NobushiSnow]

Whata bout shaggy from Scooby doo huh? That's what I thought

[@winddracoon]

They don't call him B I G S L A Z for nothing

[@skyemc5455]

The video nobody asked for but we all needed.

[@erkki6224]

Actually like more than 40k people asked for this video so do your research.

[@erkki6224]

@@skyemc5455 r/woooosh

[@isaacsmalleymusic6070]

Me: How can math be applied in real life? Teacher: during a You tube video made by slazo determining the height of shrek, his speed and agility and the height of shrek compared to that of humans

[@josephkony78]

As a mechanical engineer, I agree with your calculations for the potion tipping part but if it were balanced on a pinned connection any extra force would tip it 😂

[@defaultmate]

So Shrek can lift about 900 2 tons cars at once. *NICE*

[@xXLanyuzAnlunXx]

900 elephants is a less confusing measure.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@xXLanyuzAnlunXx Well in that situation the person would have to find out the weight of an elephant. While in their comment they clearly state it's 2 tons.

[@TheLordofDarkness1995]

In case anyone was interested, it would be 300 elephants, because the average weight of an African Elephant is 6 tons.

[@kevinboyle3104]

I mean he didn’t have to lift the whole weight only enough to get the tip going

[@shibu5175]

The giant cauldron is on a flimsy looking hinge. Shrek pushed it. Even Slazo said that gravity is doing most of the work. There's a difference between pushing force and lifting force, so not necessarily can Shrek lift that much

[@ジムダロルド]

Shrek can basically murder Thanos

[@Vortex_On_The_Fritz]

*SHREK CONFIRMED FOR ENDGAME*

[@narwall7582]

Ya thought it was Captain Marvel NOPE *SHREK*

[@nanuqo2006]

The absolute size of Thanos

[@1neminutebonk3rs3]

He looks like him

[@VINOS234]

_Shrek roars his mighty roar_

[@nads5854]

STOP

[@captainassblast975]

As he fills my butt with his love

[@KaiTheKicker]

VINOS stop it

[@ERL40071]

“You can’t compete with shrek” 14 foot gru in the background: you dare oppose me mortal

[@schpinnerman5700]

Can we get the absolute size of Slazo?

[@potatogamer1431]

The absolute slazo of this size.

[@loisto1568]

Its 1 Giofilms exactly

[@vekbrkic525]

big big

[@Matt_Silverwolf]

It's exactly 1 Slazo, it's not hard to figure out

[@andreasbjrndal3083]

And they say you learn nothing in school

[@joshluke7105]

can you do a Shrek vs Gru vid? my bets on lord Gru 202 likes in 5 hours? wow i hope this video becomes a thing. plus i signed that petition you should too.

[@kamithesummoner6974]

Shrek will win.

[@phasergim2154]

Josh el S H R U

[@joshluke7105]

@@phasergim2154 HOLY SHIT!

[@joshluke7105]

@@kamithesummoner6974 i think that depends how many layers gru has.

[@Jonathan-dc8vm]

Shrek survived getting blasted by fire in the face in the 4th movie, he's invulnerable

[@filmeditstudios3182]

I stayed up all night last night rewatching the full Shrek franchise for the 10000000th time Including the short films. I swear I fall even more in love with the movie even more each time I watch it

[@celpro5205]

Who needs school when you have *Slazo?*

[@saffroncoasts6950]

Nobody

[@thedarkonegaming9293]

Now that we know their stats, who do you think would win in a fight? *Shrek?* Or *Gru?*

[@thebombombee]

Gru

[@ghosttoast8610]

Gru would evade all shreks attacks with his very high speed

[@propanonator9800]

Lol we all know the easy answer to this,shrek would win. What you experienced was 1% of his power,as another one has said. At full power can he snap a whole universe,with no stones. Look into the lore, and the all seeking internet wizards.

[@q-tek8349]

Donkey

[@fernandocontreras4981]

*_Big Chungus_*

[@thegingerspice24]

I am crying actual tears, you have outdone yourself slazo

[@josephstone547]

as opposed to those *fake tears* most people cry...

[@lunarpitch]

Video or it didn't happen

[@benm.9435]

For all of us Americans: Speed: 57.489 MPH Weight of Container: 3,672,287.3 LB

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Wait I know the jest of it all but I thought Ustain Bolt's was the pinnacle for now was around mid 20 MPH? I mean there's that other kid destined to surpass Bolt but either way Shrek on the other hand... Well you're still FAAAR slower 50 doesn't even cut it, Hell he outran Donkey whom compared to actual Donkey's a motivated Donkey can run a good 40 MPH done at SHORT DISTANCES meaning Shrek is FAR stronger and faster then a bull (34 MPH.) FAR stronger and faster then a grizzly bear (35 MPH.) And has slightly outran but fully react to point blank crossbow Arrows which reach 300 FPS. So yeah normally may God have mercy on your layers and the squeezed Jelly from your eyes after Shrek is done with you so REALLY don't give him trouble.

[@ultimatedingaloid3008]

Wait a minute... Shrek’s roar flings people through the air Fus Ro Dah flings people through the air Shrek’s roar is like a shout Fus Ro Dah is a shout Shrek = Dragonborn

[@gonkdroid8391]

His name... Dragonborn

[@knatspray]

He must now travel to Whiterun and slay the dragon

[@chaoskiller6084]

By the way, the actual name of the shout is "Unrelenting Force", just fyi

[@cartoskysin135]

The Ogreborn

[@liamanderson7082]

Except, Shrek's variant lasts WAY longer than what Dovahkiin, or even pureblood dragons can muster. Shrek > Dragonborn

[@unluckycatfish6866]

This actually makes math fun

[@GabrielRocha-yx9uh]

Soo ... Gru vs Shrek can we get a video on that?

[@RailwayPenguin]

Call deathbattle

[@narwall7582]

Considering the fact that shrek can lift over a million kg. Seems like he'd have Gru beat. Not in speed however.

[@YupCambodove]

Shrek would win no doubt. Hes faster than gru and smarter than gru honestly

[@GabrielRocha-yx9uh]

@@YupCambodove idk man gru is pretty smart, he took the moon and shit ... He's probably a better father as well

[@nanuqo2006]

Gru wins with his weapons, his deadly nose, his running speed, and his sheer size.

[@anna-ly1ft]

My friends: How do you like your men? Me: Green, thicc, 11 feet tall, fast, strong, and sexy. I like shrek.

[@lordlammi1562]

That's what I wish I was.

[@tusia3899]

Harvard wants to know your location

[@aarond3753]

First you saw the anime, now you'll see the manga.

[@unk0wn367]

Hey man did you get on to a cliff by doing a flip before getting resurrected by racconeggs

[@jaydencrews7128]

the first video I saw of you was the absolute size of gru

[@breannaexe3483]

same

[@jaydencrews7128]

What why did this get any likes? Umm ok

[@xiaritama844]

Me too

[@micahbell8900]

Same

[@quakeinboots1744]

MoOd

[@chrisx2009]

Based on an average of 50lb per square foot, shrek could uplift a 3,750,000 sqft building, which is much larger than any building we have built and is roughly .15 sq miles. He could also lift a .86 mile high tower of 918 cars based on the average of 2 tons five feet tall