TAROT (2024) - A Hilariously Stupid Horror Movie

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@Vexin980
@Vexin980 5 ай бұрын
So the woman was accused of being a witch, so her family died, and then she immediately proves that the accusations were correct by doing a dark ritual. Genius.
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
Definitely not being a witch by definitely being a witch is super easy barely an inconvenience.
@buncle4067
@buncle4067 5 ай бұрын
I mean tbf I get it. If they killed my family already I've got nothing to loose, might as well turn to witchcraft for revenge
@Vexin980
@Vexin980 5 ай бұрын
@@buncle4067 No, like, I get it, but doing the exact thing they accused you of seems weird to me.
@Goblinduchess
@Goblinduchess 5 ай бұрын
Could still be a witch..but a good one. And when her family was murdered, she turned to evil for revenge. To be honest, I would do the same. The issue I have with this story is that the witch has alardy killed everyone who was involved in the killing of her family. So the curse isn't that appealing to me. And why dose the AirBnB even have the deck?
@targard.quantumfrack6854
@targard.quantumfrack6854 5 ай бұрын
@@NightCityDrift witches are tight!
@DKF_oli
@DKF_oli 5 ай бұрын
“he’s an earth sign, they found him in the dirt” is giving sylvia browne “he’s in watta, you didn’t find him because he’s in watta.”
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud at that line. Terrible writing. Great shit.
@MePatra
@MePatra 5 ай бұрын
LMAO
@_Dark222Angel_
@_Dark222Angel_ 4 ай бұрын
he died in 911 🤔
@6sKi6z6
@6sKi6z6 5 ай бұрын
All of these stupid PG-13 “horror” movies follow the same formula: Group of teens do something stupid to get them in the cursed situation. One dies and they’re upset, but don’t tie it to the dumb thing they did. Another dies and they realize what’s happening. Somehow they discover someone else had this happen to them a long time ago and so they go visit this person in their creepy old house, insane asylum, library, etc. One more of the teens dies, but they all discover how to defeat the evil. Final girl defeats the evil………BUT REALLY DOESN’T!!!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
Gotta leave it open ended in hopes a sequel will get greenlit, even if it's just "straight to video" lol
@NoviLyric
@NoviLyric 4 ай бұрын
Thought of like 3 different movies that matched this exact plot, as I was reading it😂😂😂😂😂
@TheDeconstructivist
@TheDeconstructivist 4 ай бұрын
I don't mind the formula, tbh. It's fine. It's just that the execution is usually sooooo mediocre.
@NoobAtEveryGame
@NoobAtEveryGame Ай бұрын
*in a dramatic tone* PA PA PAAAAAAA
@emmaselander2160
@emmaselander2160 Ай бұрын
​@@TheDeconstructivist Agree. Final Destination (the first one) follows this formula but is, in my opinion, a good movie that also had a fresh concept for the time.
@BrettDMaynard
@BrettDMaynard 5 ай бұрын
Unless letting Paxton live was the Jester’s idea of a joke. It is kind of funny.
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
I do like the idea you have here but honestly I feel like the writers gave up about twenty minutes in. They had a great concept but had no idea what to do with his almost nonexistent "arc" so they shoehorned in a very last minute "Gotcha" to make themselves feel more clever than they actually are.
@BrettDMaynard
@BrettDMaynard 5 ай бұрын
@@NightCityDrift You may very well be right. Judging by the rest of the film, it’s more than likely!
@alifepug127
@alifepug127 5 ай бұрын
That was Paxter's fate the whole time. "When one door closes, another one opens" the elevator door was keeping Pacton locked in until the door reopened. The Jester was just scaring Paxton because it is called the Fool meaning that it was fooling him.
@liilyanarose
@liilyanarose 5 ай бұрын
Oooh I like this idea ! 😂
@justaguy9041
@justaguy9041 4 ай бұрын
I took it as if he would of fled the elevator when the door kept opening and not showing the fool was a trick to seal his death but since he didn’t his fate was changed
@LunaLinkle
@LunaLinkle 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Trevor Henderson, who designed Siren Head, did the monster designs for this movie
@alexv3372
@alexv3372 5 ай бұрын
I feel so sorry about him
@Lunapixel_
@Lunapixel_ 5 ай бұрын
He has such a bright future, even with this movie on his resume
@nick-elodeon9919
@nick-elodeon9919 5 ай бұрын
Honestly, I think his monster designs for Tarot came out great. Those carried the whole movie for me.
@cammyman32
@cammyman32 5 ай бұрын
Nice PFP!
@beepboopboopbeep3
@beepboopboopbeep3 5 ай бұрын
The best part about this movie were the designs, so that makes sense
@hieithefox
@hieithefox 5 ай бұрын
It’s sad to me that Trevor’s monster designs are so freaking good as always but they are in a boring stupid movie
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
MF gets to eat & that makes me happy.
@asrozaidi
@asrozaidi 5 ай бұрын
they carried the movie fr!
@libraeevee9467
@libraeevee9467 5 ай бұрын
Hey least with the designs those things at least made the movie interesting in a way
@kennybosefus
@kennybosefus 4 ай бұрын
You should be glad to know that they are getting paid, and it's building their careers. The Melting man is a dogshit film, but check out the credits on the fx artist now. ;)
@Lilthecat-lj7qo
@Lilthecat-lj7qo 5 ай бұрын
I'm so tired of the death card being a dramatic omen of literal death. It means change! Not even bad change, just change. (Dunno if it's in the movie, just seems relevant).
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
@CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 ай бұрын
I'm so sick of people using Satanism and Satan as a bad thing. Being evil to us is just a concept that we created and just like Satan, his evil means absolutely nothing, our evil is insignificant!! compared to the vast indifference of the Infinite Universe and the Waiting Room, all forms and concepts become meaningless in the face of unyielding Omnipotence. Power that transcends the very Concepts that give us meaning, the very Archetypes that allow Reality to form and shape itself. Power that's beyond the Concept of Incomprehensible, a vast power, that exceeds the Transdimensional and Trans-Archetypal boundaries of the End of Existence, surpasses every Vortex, Transcends even the very first layer of the New Universe. A power that isn't confined by any bridges of Fancy or Mathematics. We think are absolutely true and powerful, we think that our emotions and spirit and being is able to do all and be all. But we couldn't be any smaller and more insignificant. We are nothing in the face of the Absolute, the All In One. Yogg'Sothoth!!!! And it is indifferent to us.
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
It is in the movie. The writers had a field day with "In readings Death can mean the end of something, or the start of something new... but in your case it just means death." They liked it so much they had the final girl say it multiple times throughout the movie.
@noface5775
@noface5775 5 ай бұрын
Ikr persona 3 did it right
@saby777
@saby777 5 ай бұрын
It's kinda symbolic of how the curse was ended by the girl. I mean she destroyed it fully, and its a new world without a cursed deck, if that makes sense lmao
@KoalaMarch77
@KoalaMarch77 5 ай бұрын
WHY IS IT CALLED DEATH THEN???
@c.8565
@c.8565 5 ай бұрын
The part about the guy dying in the dirt because he's an earth sign had me screaming when I saw this movie! 😂😂😂😂😂
@gRinchY-op5vr
@gRinchY-op5vr 5 ай бұрын
I was laughing, then they had Paxton's elevator scene and I was like hang on...he's a Taurus, also an earth sign...what does his Tarot encounter have to do with dirt? The film basically couldn't even stick to its own logic on zodiacs 😂
@alexv3372
@alexv3372 5 ай бұрын
The worst part is that the tarot card isn’t being done properly
@GrindyVine
@GrindyVine 5 ай бұрын
The worst part is that trevor Henderson designed the monster
@CrankyB1tsch
@CrankyB1tsch 5 ай бұрын
how so
@amoyen_worior
@amoyen_worior 5 ай бұрын
​@@GrindyVine Trevor Henderson!?!? The person that made siren head, long horse, god of road kill, bridge worm, cartoon cat, country road creature, breaking news, ect!?!?
@Gaming2DMX
@Gaming2DMX 5 ай бұрын
@@amoyen_worioryes
@GrindyVine
@GrindyVine 5 ай бұрын
@@amoyen_worior yeah, he said it himself and he was credited as such so it's not fake
@ParkerShame
@ParkerShame 5 ай бұрын
The monster designs carried this movie they just look so good
@Kisaragi_eki
@Kisaragi_eki Ай бұрын
FR!
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 5 ай бұрын
It feels like Hollywood ran out of ideas and I feel the same way about the Truth or Dare movie
@gregheffley-kr3vh
@gregheffley-kr3vh 5 ай бұрын
They definitely have
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 5 ай бұрын
@gregheffley-kr3vh it's either a crappy remake, a crappy spin off, a crappy sequel or a mundane item they tried to make scary. Like coming this summer The Stick.
@kdusel1991
@kdusel1991 5 ай бұрын
​@@gregheffley-kr3vh I agree!
@andrewgrove1691
@andrewgrove1691 5 ай бұрын
More like the ouija movie
@andrewgrove1691
@andrewgrove1691 5 ай бұрын
There's a way better truth or dare movie in 2017
@Sisren86
@Sisren86 5 ай бұрын
As someone who has a passing knowledge of how to read tarot cards, the movie would have been 100 times more interesting (not better, just interesting) if it actually respected and followed the actual meaning of the cards rather than "Hanged Man = hanging, Magician = magic show".
@ixiepeach6787
@ixiepeach6787 5 ай бұрын
What were the actual meanings?
@Sisren86
@Sisren86 5 ай бұрын
@@ixiepeach6787 For the two I mentioned, The Hanged Man represents wisdom or knowledge of a situation that you have willingly placed yourself in, almost like a personal challenge. The man traditionally is hanging by one foot, with the other free, symbolizing that he is half free and that his situation is one he has chosen to be in. In practical terms, think of it like...going for a promotion. Inverted cards usually (not always) mean the opposite...so for Hanged Man, basically being in over your head in a situation. The Magician or Magus stands for resourcefulness and inspiration. Manifesting an outcome. So like...the first day of that new promotion the Hanged Man represented, getting the chance to prove you have what it takes. Inverted Magician is again the opposite...poor planning and manipulation rather than being deserving of what you were given. Coincidentally, I had no intention of picking two cards that were so closely related. Its almost as if...it was supposed to happen. Oooooooooo.
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
I don't disagree but I think the idea in the movie is that whichever is your final card will manifest in various ways leading to your death which will come at the hands of a shape shifting spirit who takes on the literal forms and traits of the creatures depicted on the cards. So the film tries to mix the two a bit but really just leans on bringing the artwork to life.
@juliadavis5957
@juliadavis5957 5 ай бұрын
it’s a card game that deserves as much respect as uno
@cheyanne2001
@cheyanne2001 5 ай бұрын
​@@ixiepeach6787 basically the hanged man means pausing and reflecting on your current situation or point in life, or wisdom in general. Magician can represent potential, power and change. There's a lot each can mean but this is a shorthand overview
@bryh555
@bryh555 5 ай бұрын
The two things that stood out about this movie to me are: 1) the main group had zero chemistry. Right from the campfire scene at the beginning, it felt like a bunch of strangers reading lines right off the page. Even when they talk about things that happened before the movie starts, like Hailey and Grant's previous relationship, I just don't believe any of it. 2) it felt like the writers forgot things they had the characters say and do from scene to scene. Like how after the characters start to figure out what's going on, they all agree to go to find the old woman who had some answers about how to stop it. Then, in one of the following scenes, Paxton suddenly disagrees with that plan and decides to go home, despite everyone else reminding him that if he leaves, he will likely die, based on his Tarot reading, which he seemed to understand up until that scene. It completely felt like there were multiple writers who didn't fully know what the other writers were writing.
@CerberusLives
@CerberusLives 5 ай бұрын
This is the most toothless, generic 'horror' film I've seen in a long time.
@stijnfawkes
@stijnfawkes 5 ай бұрын
Horror these days has become very uninspired. Same tropes, same storyline, same general vibe.
@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth
@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth 5 ай бұрын
​@@stijnfawkesnot really. Did ANYONE really expect a movie about Tarot was gonna be anything better than a 3/10?
@Zarastro54
@Zarastro54 5 ай бұрын
I was actually surprised that they didn’t fake out the monster death at the end for one last cheap jump scare. Instead they did the almost more annoying fake out of a fake out TWICE casting doubt on her demise.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
The meta-trope "it's OK to mock us, we do it too" is old af as well.
@user-lb9xw4xf2q
@user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 ай бұрын
The creature designs were generally interesting, which is something, I guess.
@EricTangy
@EricTangy 5 ай бұрын
There are a lot of characters in movies named Paxton, but I’ve never in my life met somebody with that name
@yahyahyor
@yahyahyor Ай бұрын
I've only met one person and he went to my high-school. in 10 years never met another Paxton. I'm sure I will meet someone with that name again soon now that I've said it lol
@Sharkgobrrrr
@Sharkgobrrrr 5 ай бұрын
14:12 MY BROTHER IN CHRIST WHAT TYPE OF MOSQUITO IS THAT?
@i_basl
@i_basl 5 ай бұрын
THATS A VERITABLE ASIAN HORNET
@SnackAttack77
@SnackAttack77 5 ай бұрын
Probably native to Australia lol
@cm03591
@cm03591 5 ай бұрын
not even the ceo of sex could save this film, damn 😔
@mitchellhouser1572
@mitchellhouser1572 5 ай бұрын
Wait who is that?
@cm03591
@cm03591 5 ай бұрын
@@mitchellhouser1572 google has the answers you are looking for
@bonbonnybon
@bonbonnybon 4 ай бұрын
​@@mitchellhouser1572 Me
@Democracylover710
@Democracylover710 4 ай бұрын
@@mitchellhouser1572Ned leeds
@IanLaurequez03
@IanLaurequez03 4 ай бұрын
​@@mitchellhouser1572 the fat guy.
@cacomeatballmarinara2014
@cacomeatballmarinara2014 5 ай бұрын
The best part is that Leprechaun 3 had the exact same magician and box sawing death scene, and is so much better
@davesykes283
@davesykes283 5 ай бұрын
A dozen movies have the same scene done better
@tonyvolony
@tonyvolony 5 ай бұрын
Tarot backwards means toraT which doesn’t make sense but not as much as this MOVIE!
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
Just for future reference if you're ever in jail avoid being the guy torat. Otherwise you're going to have a bad time.
@tonyvolony
@tonyvolony 5 ай бұрын
@@NightCityDrift lmao 😂
@michaelalim9340
@michaelalim9340 5 ай бұрын
Ha, ha good one!
@KraziAnnRKissed
@KraziAnnRKissed 5 ай бұрын
I googled that word... It's actually interesting. Much more so than this movie!
@jackarisho6607
@jackarisho6607 5 ай бұрын
Your pfp fits amazingly with your comment plz don’t change it
@Jay_T62
@Jay_T62 5 ай бұрын
2:42 okay this is actually very funny and it's got to be a very fun job to do; but if i got my overpriced popcorn spilled because i got jumpscared on my way to my seat i'd be so pissed fejvnbvd
@sanna9062
@sanna9062 5 ай бұрын
He very likely got a refund
@StripesZB
@StripesZB 5 ай бұрын
What bothers me in every media portraying tarot is that everyone always ends up with major arcane cards. major arcanes are like 25% of the actual deck. It'd be funny to see the scriptwriters trying to make a compelling death threat using the Four of Cups and the Three of Wands lol.
@TheBestAsbestos13
@TheBestAsbestos13 5 ай бұрын
I was surprised they killed off Alma with the six of swords when there were still so many interesting majors on the table. The Tower, Judgment, Justice... Oh, or maybe Wheel of Fortune since Alma was a fellow diviner!
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent 4 ай бұрын
​@@TheBestAsbestos13 This actually sounds so good, imagine what a good writer could do with this
@utatanepiko7087
@utatanepiko7087 2 ай бұрын
I thought the card that killed Alma was a Swords card. What was it? I couldn't read it in the video?
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent 2 ай бұрын
@@utatanepiko7087 6 of swords
@prodsoiiboii
@prodsoiiboii 5 ай бұрын
This movie is the equivalent to a plain burger with new jersey tap water.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
@CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 ай бұрын
Bro a burger has lots of flavour, try unsalted, oats mixed with hot water.
@goatfilms9549
@goatfilms9549 5 ай бұрын
That’s being generous
@Zarastro54
@Zarastro54 5 ай бұрын
@@CerealExperimentsMizukiA plain burger is terrible dude. Unseasoned meat with no toppings and just bread? Nah fam.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
@CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 ай бұрын
@@Zarastro54 still more flavour than unsalted oats. Although a plain burger for me is just a generic hamburger with lettuce, sauces, tomato, onion and seasoned patty.
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 5 ай бұрын
That’s too much, it’s like beans on toast in England
@DiabloTommaso
@DiabloTommaso 5 ай бұрын
The monsters are cool. That happends sometimes
@NightCityDrift
@NightCityDrift 5 ай бұрын
Yeah great monster design and an incredible prop department aren't enough to save everything.
@rarescevei8268
@rarescevei8268 4 ай бұрын
They were actually designed by Trecor Henderson.
@disgust4941
@disgust4941 5 ай бұрын
I just realized that this movie is just final destination with some more monsters
@Graycata
@Graycata 5 ай бұрын
That's how I explained this movie to my dad "It's like Final Destination but dumber. Still entertaining, but dumber"
@saby777
@saby777 5 ай бұрын
My exact thoughts when the first character died
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 5 ай бұрын
That’s insulting to final destination
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
Ppl are gonna think I copied your comment; I called it _Final Destination: Tarot Edition_ lol
@Peaceinthehead
@Peaceinthehead 5 ай бұрын
​@@favoritemustard3542 bro me and my mom literally said that last night 😭
@moricree5154
@moricree5154 5 ай бұрын
Elvis *hating on france* The whole of europe: "He's one of us now."
@aregulargenericname8794
@aregulargenericname8794 5 ай бұрын
Reddit tier joke
@uglukthemedicineman5933
@uglukthemedicineman5933 2 ай бұрын
Moricree: * makes a joke * The Whole of Europe: He probably uses Reddit
@roastingnerd8545
@roastingnerd8545 5 ай бұрын
I think a horror movie about Tarot cards have the potential to be insanely terrifying. There's something about the fact that your death is predetermined by symbols and cards and the only thing you can do is wait for your untimely death seem so scary, essentially final destiny with a few more steps. If they did it in a way that makes us FEAR the FUTURE and make us care for the characters, I think it would've been a good scare.
@davesykes283
@davesykes283 5 ай бұрын
You understand tarot isn't real right?
@queenofyasrabien
@queenofyasrabien 5 ай бұрын
@@davesykes283 neither is god according to science, yet when people dunk on it suddenly it's not okay. shut up and let people have things
@davesykes283
@davesykes283 5 ай бұрын
@@queenofyasrabien your comment is completely nonsensical. You're just stating that god is also fake as if that's some hidden knowledge. You're not making the point you think you're making. A for effort kid, but you fail.
@JustaBigMan
@JustaBigMan 5 ай бұрын
​@@davesykes283It's for a movie so who cares whether it's real or not
@rainbowsorceress2082
@rainbowsorceress2082 2 ай бұрын
@@davesykes283 nobody asked about your beliefs, dude was just commenting how the movie could be better.
@Hatox
@Hatox 5 ай бұрын
Paxton looks like the lost child of Forest Withaker and Kim Jong Um.
@raymonddouglas1222
@raymonddouglas1222 5 ай бұрын
Yokozuna too 😂
@kingtajeel
@kingtajeel 5 ай бұрын
In the movie they made it seem like you need to know the person's birthday to do the reading, yet the demon just casually did a reading for alma and the main girl casually did a reading for the demon. Like, how TF did you know her birthday, and if you don't need to know, what was all that in the beginning??
@haydent6751
@haydent6751 5 ай бұрын
I was literally just at my parents' place earlier this evening drinking with my mother and father in their hot tub. I went in the house to go take a piss when I noticed that my sister and her friends were in the family room watching a movie with the lights off. On my way to the bathroom, I asked, "what are you guys watching?" To which my sister replied "Tarot." All I said was, "sorry" and continued to the bathroom. I heard one of her friends say "wow, that bad huh?" Lmao.
@theDoctor-cb4zx
@theDoctor-cb4zx 5 ай бұрын
Why the hell were you in a hot tub with your both parents in their room 😅😅😅😅
@rarescevei8268
@rarescevei8268 4 ай бұрын
​@@theDoctor-cb4zxBecause some people do that when drinking, because beverages are usually kept cold.
@BigFanOfManyThings
@BigFanOfManyThings 5 ай бұрын
The death card is always taken too literally in media, it actually means Change. Which is I guess true when they ‘changed their fates’ but the movie made out it was literal death that killed the astrologist..
@drawingdragon
@drawingdragon 5 ай бұрын
I mean the astrologist was ALREADY dead, I kind of feel like "the inevitability of change" being the thing that ends her makes way more sense than assuming she just died because Death card
@oscarluigie5718
@oscarluigie5718 5 ай бұрын
This movie would be better if its about a Japanese Guy from school fighting a vampire that took his great grandad’s body.
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent 4 ай бұрын
Imagine if haley pulls a card and it just has dio on it
@Isaiah-h8n
@Isaiah-h8n 5 ай бұрын
It would be interesting to see Elvis review some older horror movies, maybe from the 50s era.
@Isaiah-h8n
@Isaiah-h8n 5 ай бұрын
@@Elatenl Why?
@Isaiah-h8n
@Isaiah-h8n 5 ай бұрын
@@Elatenl Well obviously some people care. There's dozens of classics in the 50s. But I'm talking about the really bad ones.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
B&W Elvis reviewing old horrors in a suit & tie would be _sweet!_
@nick-elodeon9919
@nick-elodeon9919 5 ай бұрын
4:00 Actually, from what I observed, the character Elise lives in a dormitory.
@LincolnWiseDidMyMom
@LincolnWiseDidMyMom 2 ай бұрын
13:11 you missed a chance to say "he isn't far from home."
@bohemianearspoon8493
@bohemianearspoon8493 5 ай бұрын
I saw the trailer and thought “is that a JOJO’s REFERENCE”
@mrhelitosis7564
@mrhelitosis7564 5 ай бұрын
Note to self: do not market something that hasn’t released yet heavily, since it’s likely you’re gonna make it look like you spend more on the advertising than the actual product.
@Kanie_
@Kanie_ 5 ай бұрын
FANALY MADE A VIDEO DISCUSSING THIS FILM THAT PORTRAYS TAROT READINGS INACCURATELY and I knew that this is gonna to happen 🤦🏽‍♀️
@UnchargedBattery978
@UnchargedBattery978 5 ай бұрын
“he’s an earth sign!! they found him in the earth!!!” instead of what, the fucking sky?
@UnchargedBattery978
@UnchargedBattery978 5 ай бұрын
@YTElvistheAlien-u4v they’ll find *you* in the earth :)
@ethansouls77
@ethansouls77 5 ай бұрын
Commenting for the algorithm. Need more vids from Elvis, have missed them.
@xoghost8105
@xoghost8105 5 ай бұрын
That merch is absolutely god tier! You are one of the only KZbinrs who makes merch of such high quality. My family and I love your clothes! Keep it up!
@theDoctor-cb4zx
@theDoctor-cb4zx 5 ай бұрын
Paxton's "Spiderman" cred made the contract so that he doesn't die in the movie and literally changes the "script" and thus changes his fate
@theDoctor-cb4zx
@theDoctor-cb4zx 5 ай бұрын
@YTElvistheAlien-v5f ok bot
@ajaxrao6042
@ajaxrao6042 5 ай бұрын
The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the Beaten Path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are, Death awaits you.
@RuinedSilver
@RuinedSilver 5 ай бұрын
nyx avatar was more scary than this whole ass movie.
@masterseal0418
@masterseal0418 5 ай бұрын
​@@RuinedSilver Same. For such a prehistoric alien and planet eater, Nyx is in fact scary compared to Tarot. And he was from a JRPG from years ago like Persona 3.
@MilenaMcDonald
@MilenaMcDonald 5 ай бұрын
*I don't care* *Becomes door-Kun
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
Death awaits me? It's nice to feel wanted...
@BuryTheLight-tds
@BuryTheLight-tds 5 ай бұрын
Is that from Pursona? Wow
@BrettDMaynard
@BrettDMaynard 5 ай бұрын
I love the frame with Ayy watching the content. It’s too fucking adorable, dude! Haha.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
Got that classic MST3K feel to it. 👍 (Plus it helps avoid the Copyright Bot I bet, not that it should be necessary under Fair Use.)
@yummyburgerpanini2868
@yummyburgerpanini2868 5 ай бұрын
Tbh this is kinda new for horror movies im sick of nuns, priest, a baby demon being birthed
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent 4 ай бұрын
yeah but for such an amazing premise it was shit
@SleevesYT
@SleevesYT 5 ай бұрын
Haven't watched Elvis in a while, glad to see his humor hasn't changed
@BuryTheLight-tds
@BuryTheLight-tds 5 ай бұрын
I just love how he tries to make sense of certain parts of a movie that don't make sense logically
@samsmith9315
@samsmith9315 5 ай бұрын
Comments on here looking a little light lol
@cake.1344
@cake.1344 5 ай бұрын
Yes I had the same thought maybe he is deleting the shall we say "chad man" comments
@Stonepeb
@Stonepeb 5 ай бұрын
​@@cake.1344What exactly happened btw
@CalebDoup-up3gc
@CalebDoup-up3gc 4 ай бұрын
Why would he be deleting comments?
@rarescevei8268
@rarescevei8268 4 ай бұрын
Elvis specifically used some of Shadman's art, however he didnt comission anything.
@justinbremer2281
@justinbremer2281 5 ай бұрын
I actually think Tarot cards are really cool, even if you don't believe in any kind of "magic(k)" powers behind them. I just think that they cover a wide and deep enough range of standard human characteristics and concerns, and the different arrangements of different cards just give you something to think about. It's a neat meditative aid or a kind of RNG brainstorming tool. Also it's always nice to get a little cold reading practice ;-)
@squishyazalea9970
@squishyazalea9970 5 ай бұрын
You cant fool me, thats ned
@d00mbr07
@d00mbr07 5 ай бұрын
I would love to see you talk about some M. Night Shyamalan films, especially the REEEEAAL stinkers
@jmsoshi
@jmsoshi 5 ай бұрын
hi i have to comment because i seriously love ur videos and ur videos help me sleep but like i seriously watch them like i’ve rewatched the resident evil video so much that while i’m drifting to sleep i can sometimes guess what jokes u are going to make from memory i love your videos and you’ve been a huge part of the media i’ve consumed over the past few years. thank you.
@clarkraivencandelaria934
@clarkraivencandelaria934 4 ай бұрын
Imagine if they make a movie about monopoly next, I mean there's nothing more scarier than going bankrupt.
@anubusx
@anubusx 4 ай бұрын
Having to stay in a hotel.
@mick7804
@mick7804 5 ай бұрын
Oh i absolutely love this new clothing line and you named by favorite artist too. Amazing work
@TalentGrant
@TalentGrant 4 ай бұрын
you should review LongLegs! As a dedicated Nicolas Cage fan I'm putting you on, his performance is really good.
@Selnathorn
@Selnathorn 5 ай бұрын
I love the overlay with the lowpoly alien watching. Sometimes it's just the tiny things
@SHIZLLIFER
@SHIZLLIFER 5 ай бұрын
I saw u from the shadlogs bruh😢
@rarescevei8268
@rarescevei8268 4 ай бұрын
Dont worry, Elvis only used some of Shadman's art in some videos, he didnt actually comission anything.
@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 5 ай бұрын
In DnD, there is an item called the Deck of Many Things. Its similar to tarot cards, but they are magic so the card you draw has a real impact. Like one card will transport your character to a extradimensional prison and leave you in suspended animation until the rest of players find you. Another card could give you 50,000 gold, while a different card could rip your soul out of your body and put it into a random object. Basically, do not pull cards from this deck. There is an entire supplemental book based around this one magic item that adds more story telling potential to said cards outside of just changing your characters alignment or some random devil wanting you dead for reasons. However, this is really dumb. It would have made more sense if the characters were just messing around and used a set of tarot cards that they didn't know were cursed or something. Or they pissed off a witch.
@themastersword1621
@themastersword1621 5 ай бұрын
The scariest part of this movie is the idea of using a bathtub in a college dorm bathroom.
@ethairnyx_books
@ethairnyx_books 26 күн бұрын
It wasn't just her house, it was a sorority building.
@azfk
@azfk 5 ай бұрын
Guys look it’s oompaville
@sawtist
@sawtist 5 ай бұрын
WOAH more elvis content and clothes !!!!! my sanity food is back, no longer starving! :yippee: this content helps me get through my days so damn much, and it all means a lot to me. :]
@brybaby89
@brybaby89 5 ай бұрын
I was really hoping this would be the next 13 Ghosts in terms of cheesy movie great monster design.
@Eyeluvayden
@Eyeluvayden 5 ай бұрын
Idk how you sit through some of these movies 2+ times, but kudos to you.
@michaelandjakob4963
@michaelandjakob4963 5 ай бұрын
I think Packston survived because he needed to be alone and when his roommate showed up he no longer was
@enjoyingwatching
@enjoyingwatching 5 ай бұрын
You watch movies too far away from the TV and too much light; you are truly an alien
@leonardoconles9401
@leonardoconles9401 5 ай бұрын
Had the guy been an air sign, his corpse would have floated into the air, I guess
@donavancampbell6658
@donavancampbell6658 5 ай бұрын
Ok if that demon hopped out from behind that curtain and made ME spill my 15 dollar movie popcorn I would be mad as hell 😂
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
_Final Destination: Tarot Edition_ if I may be so bold lol
@chesboo
@chesboo 5 ай бұрын
love these type of videos from you. they're my favorite!
@Uncleruckess3848
@Uncleruckess3848 5 ай бұрын
1:04 looks like a biblical accurate angel
@MrMCDERPINGTON
@MrMCDERPINGTON 5 ай бұрын
man i just wanna say, love your content and i recently just bought some of your clothing items and they are top notch. they arrived today so im incredibly happy with em. much love from aus my man
@dragmire86
@dragmire86 5 ай бұрын
This is incredible timing
@mightypumpkin3187
@mightypumpkin3187 4 ай бұрын
Do longlegs!! Me and my friend had a blast watching it
@onepewds8485
@onepewds8485 5 ай бұрын
"Maybe the guy who was holding the boom mic made a joke" *squash squash squash* "The Evil Lamp Barer" "He's an earth sign! They found him in the DIRTY" "It's better if you fight the urge to run" *She runs away* "The demon uses Madaline's dead body as a tea bag" "Tod" I laughed so hard watching this video 😂
@mandurrudnam7632
@mandurrudnam7632 5 ай бұрын
so this is what Ned was up to after Peter got Thanos snapped
@BespinGuard1
@BespinGuard1 29 күн бұрын
I'm not ashamed to admit that elevator door peek a boo scene got me
@JellyLard
@JellyLard 5 ай бұрын
I have to admit that from what I've seen, the monster designs and directing are pretty well done, even if the writing is kinda dumb
@HH-sn5qp
@HH-sn5qp Ай бұрын
Despite all of its silliness, the kills and monster designs are really cool. The magician one actually creeped me out
@kellydavis3219
@kellydavis3219 5 ай бұрын
In terms of ouija board horror I'm still genuinely shocked how good Origin of Evil is, although I shouldn't because Mike Flanigan is the goat
@GetchaGwopUp
@GetchaGwopUp 3 ай бұрын
You should watch "Slaxx" I dont want to spoil anything but its up there with the killer Christmas tree
@williamthegeckowallace3573
@williamthegeckowallace3573 5 ай бұрын
Alien clothing looking sick af my guy
@Genshion
@Genshion 5 ай бұрын
I love how every new horror movie has the characters doing quick research on the internet and often finds the exact same thing happened to other people. It's really funny
@martipan51
@martipan51 5 ай бұрын
Isn't that the wendigo from until dawn
@margaretgranata174
@margaretgranata174 5 ай бұрын
I came here to say that! 😂
@franciscorcolombrana1965
@franciscorcolombrana1965 5 ай бұрын
It was a fun movie. You shouldn’t think much into it, but I laughed out loud when the police told the group that nothing was amiss with their friend’s death. I guess getting repeatedly bashed to death by ladder is a normal occurrence lol.
@andrewjones7800
@andrewjones7800 5 ай бұрын
I wish I had your hair. Always looks so good 🙌🏻🔥
@AlfredSoul
@AlfredSoul 5 ай бұрын
Really such a small detail, but if the Magician had killed the woman by sawing her in half, but then put her back together, that scene could have been much more scary.
@michaelplantarich3375
@michaelplantarich3375 5 ай бұрын
Hey now, CandyLand is absolutely TERRIFYING! I mean, you've never been a few spaces until the end when you rolled a 3, hit a slide, and went back to space #11??? Oh wait...thats Chutes and Ladders, not Candyland...Ehh, theyre both the same 😂
@ohno_da_idiot3230
@ohno_da_idiot3230 5 ай бұрын
Its always a good day when Elvis uploads
@lildawfinn5517
@lildawfinn5517 4 ай бұрын
7:38 Best part of the video
@TheTallous
@TheTallous 5 ай бұрын
Really love that your channel does current movies.
@freshham603
@freshham603 5 ай бұрын
When’s the long Legs video dropping?
@OfficialPajamaLuke
@OfficialPajamaLuke 5 ай бұрын
I love the thumbnail! Great work!
@rigby1676
@rigby1676 5 ай бұрын
I was expecting a long legs review :(
@jdksdj11
@jdksdj11 5 ай бұрын
Probably he will do one when it comes out on blu-ray/streaming services.
@cameronkedas3375
@cameronkedas3375 5 күн бұрын
9:24 - 9:34 You just described every single life of luxury video ever made
@ivbremkinjardii5713
@ivbremkinjardii5713 5 ай бұрын
It’s kind of Tarot-ble I’ll see myself out the window.
@mekaylanicolai54
@mekaylanicolai54 5 ай бұрын
Yall the quality of Ayylien clothing is genuinely top notch. Love my hoodie.
@DarkLorddReviews
@DarkLorddReviews 5 ай бұрын
An actual horror is Elvis looking at Shadman's art.
@fritzy8318
@fritzy8318 5 ай бұрын
Proof. As in actual evidence. Not some dumbass saying he did this!
@TheReal0r3n
@TheReal0r3n 5 ай бұрын
finally a comment mentioning this, I've somehow not seen any others, he must be getting rid of them, theirs so many positive comments it seems so fake
@DarkLorddReviews
@DarkLorddReviews 5 ай бұрын
@@TheReal0r3n Ikr, like are we gonna ignore what he did was wrong?
@rarescevei8268
@rarescevei8268 4 ай бұрын
No. Elvis used some of Shadman's art in his videos. He did not comission anything.
@etienneleroi9515
@etienneleroi9515 5 ай бұрын
1. Nice shirt 2. France is great. If we’re talking about which country should have a wall built around it, some people in the US want to make half of it
@KayleeChacon-y9n
@KayleeChacon-y9n 5 ай бұрын
Hey Elvis if you have some time can you see the sadness the gore is on terifier 2 level
@KayleeChacon-y9n
@KayleeChacon-y9n 5 ай бұрын
Also Paige and Elise are dating
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 Ай бұрын
That one dude dropped his whole bucket of popcorn. Sorry, but that ish is expensive and truly the most terrifying thing I've seen so far in this video.
@DankrumStar
@DankrumStar 5 ай бұрын
I saw this and was genuinely into the plot. I loved the idea of these cursed tarot cards….but the rest of the movie just failed hard. Although I’m a sucker for cheap scares, and leading up to the first kill did have me jumping a little bit 😅
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent
@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent 4 ай бұрын
this movie was the entire reason I researched tarots, not that it wasn't disappointing
@virus8652
@virus8652 Ай бұрын
Cannot believe they got the actor of Ned from Spider-Man in this. Genuinely gotta be my favorite horror b movie for that alone
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