Snoke Isn't Mace Windu Ya Crazies

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I'm not gonna link that Mace Windu video. Let its reign of terror end

[@thomasjenkins7506]

snoke is obviously padme. who else would speak so highly of anakin?

[@benleon927]

Uh wrong, it's jar jar

[@luffydexter9705]

this loki makes sense

[@user-DullardBones]

@@luffydexter9705 Of course! Disney owns both Marvel and Star Wars!

[@Sawdustinthemakeup]

I think snoke is aunt beru...all the evidence is there...

[@charlesherbig4502]

This is my new favorite fanon.

[@beefchief2320]

Everyone always asks "who is Snoke?" But noone ever asks "how is Snoke?"

[@whitherwhence]

[Picture of a very sad snoke staring wistfully out a window]

[@jessalinnguyen1504]

Why is snoke

[@roguishpaladin]

He's...um...not doing too well.

[@warriorcatskid003]

Jessalin Lee stop beating me to good jokes

[@rown2689]

"what is Smoke"

[@meganwhite9090]

"Why does everybody in these movies have to be somebody else?" That aged like wine

[@alastorcorvus]

Aged like a fine single malt whiskey

[@iansteelmatheson]

**glares at the fantastic beasts franchise**

[@gerasandoval8649]

okay but Hoth is still Ice Age Earth

[@TheAbigailDee]

Snoke is the friendships we made along the way.

[@jiminyjustin]

You've won

[@agentstache135]

The real Snoke was inside us all along

[@pisscvre69]

Snoke; dies in TLJ The fandom; having a divorce with itself I think your onto something

[@Feasco]

The friendships we made and left in a giant pickle jar

[@dildonius]

My god...it really IS about family! I guess no one's ever really gone after all!

[@ComplexityComplex]

"Hey Mace. You know how to use the Dark Side, right?" "No! Why would you say that?" "Well. You're... you know... urban..."

[@Benbeasted]

This is the weirdest place to find a walking dead reference

[@liamross340]

Benbeasted Idk if it’s a walk-in dead reference. The walking dead was just referencing casual racism

[@alexanderbrown8921]

@@liamross340 "Well. You're... you know... urban..." is a verbatim quote from Telltale's Walking Dead. That's the definition of a reference.

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@alexanderbrown8921 That joke did not originate in that video game. "It's too... urban" has been a casual racist joke for decades. I remember hearing it in TV shows in the early 2000s. The first episode of Walking Dead came out 2010. Walking Dead made a reference to a racist joke, not the other way around.

[@alexanderbrown8921]

ChaoticKreg You could just as well say this is a reference to the concept of racism rather than TWD. I’m not saying TWD was the first to use urban in this context. I’m saying the entire quote in this comment (Except Mace and Dark Side) is the exact same words and phrasing. It’s a clear, direct quote from TWD, and therefore a reference to TWD over anything else that might happen to use the word urban in a similar context.

[@sharkboyfriends8359]

SNOKE IS THE TROOPER WHO HITS HIS HEAD ON THE DOOR IN THE FIRST MOVIE EPISODE 4. IT EXPLAINS THE SCAR JS.

[@sharkboyfriends8359]

and like it explains the affection towards vader and like why his face is messed up because of laser tag for like 50000 years yknow

[@Arian545]

I kinda want this, it would be so ridiculous and stupid that it would piss everyone off

[@marchatesyou1]

genius.

[@Sudstah]

lol he died recently in real life but that is hilarious lol

[@PaperbackWizard]

*laughs* *deep breath* *laughs and laughs and laughs*

[@crosseightyeight]

Turns out Snoke wasn't Jar Jar, but he was grown IN a jar.

[@davidv4018]

You are helping me heal.

[@SenorChubbs420]

ZING!

[@nightnavin]

@Cross88 This turned out to be surprisingly accurate

[@shadenox8164]

@@nightnavin Not that surprising when you look at when it was posted,

[@zanfear]

Snoke is the guy who should've stopped selling death sticks and gone home to rethink his life. He didn't. And now he's deformed and a Force user.

[@OwlQueenAnimations]

He has a _name_ and it's _Elan Sleazebaggano_

[@davidcheatham5828]

Well, technically, he _did_ rethink his life. Just not in a particularly useful direction.

[@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX]

Maybe Jenny is Snoke.

[@devinholmgren7986]

Big if true

[@elmerkado]

:-o

[@EnsToday]

Likely

[@millsbian2962]

Her part is on the same side of her head as Snoke's head scar. Canon confirmed.

[@OddlySpecificGaming]

Jenny was alive at the same time we were talking about snoke

[@greysquirrel404]

Snoke has to be a returning villain, and all but one of the returning villains are dead, so there's only one possibility. Snoke is the sarlacc pit.

[@thunderwilly2674]

it all adds up man, i cant believe i didnt think of this before

[@PrimeNumb]

Seeing a sarlacc pit uproot itself and swing around lightsabers with all its tentacles would be a terrifying sight

[@jheal62]

Grey Squirrel well...... That's an original theory. I'll give you that.

[@Basty135]

No you fool! Snoke is the Rancor! He wants revenge on Luke Skywalker for nearly killing him with the gate! So he lost a lot of weight due to his affinity to the dark side. Also, Snoke's supposedly super tall.... guess what.... SO IS THE RANCOR!

[@HansenSWE]

Don't be rediculous! The Sarlacc pit was instrumental in Skywalkers plans at Tatooine. Clearly a member of the rebellion.

[@carys7417]

I’m here from the future to tell you that the truth about Snoke is far more disappointing - he was a high school science project which received a C-Grade

[@chocolatepiano7366]

*you're

[@BlueCanary1]

Snoke is that substitute teacher from the Wayside School books that turns out to just be a dead rat under a layer of, like, 50 coats.

[@Awesomeasumpta13]

That was a new student, but still. XD

[@Rodanguirus]

@@tatianagois7291 Absolutely no shame in loving Wayside...they were really clever and wholesome. I just remembered the running gag of "dead rats" being, like, a species of rat, and not an indicator of whether or not the animal was alive.

[@BluesHonkey]

It's painfully evident that Snoke is Jimmy Scrambles.

[@peterhanna3206]

I'm sold on that theory

[@user-re7po]

Kek

[@essentials7190]

Deep cut, i like that

[@Nesseight]

'It's so dumb that Darth Maul came back to life" Darth Sidious: "Hold my beer" :: *cackles* ::

[@mildgrooveon]

oof

[@tatehildyard5332]

I AM ALL THE SITH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@davidv4018]

Boba Fett is coming.

[@biogopher]

Excuse me, that man is a Lord and I wont have you besmirch his title

[@joelcraig9803]

Clearly Mace Windu is Rey's parents! Both of them, i don't know how it works ether?

[@ghiblicat]

How do you think Anakin was born

[@joelcraig9803]

MY GOD It all makes sense now!

[@ghiblicat]

By Jove, we got it!

[@lapplandkun9273]

why isn't she black then? And finn is black so wouldn't that make finn her brother?

[@mrchriswin]

Racist.

[@terranman4702]

Snoke is Watto's third ex wife!

[@theglobalgame5962]

Badjoke Maker i can't even 😂

[@WingedSoda]

ANNNIIIIEEEEEE

[@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER]

smoke is that one guy from episode two who was selling death sticks

[@Mcrawf21]

Yeah. He rethought his life and became a sith lord. You're onto something here.

[@laluvstalho]

ha ha, good one my man 😊

[@TheMeanMongoose]

So he consumed his own product? That's what's wrong with his faaaace? Best theory like, ever

[@darthralin]

AHA! That was just Mace Windu. Undercover. Because he does that type of thing. For justice, you see.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

"You want to buy some death sticks?" "You don't want to sell me death sticks. "I don't want to sell you death stick." "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I want to go home and rethink my life." It was then that the boy (we'll call him Mouse) went home and thought about his past. He began thinking about all of the great Jedi warriors that fought, that died, that made a difference in the galaxy. He dedicate the rest of his life to learning the ways of the force so he too could become a Jedi warrior. Then he heard what the Chancellor had to say about the Jedi after they had supposedly attemped to destroy the republic. Instead, Mouse decided to become a Sith. During Sidious's reign, Vader took in a number of Sith trainees including Mouse. This was until one of Vader's trainees went against him and attempted to assassinate him. Vader had all of his trainees killed, but Mouse managed to survive. He was still too attached to the dark side to go against Vader and told himself that Vader did what he had to do. Once Mouse had heard of Vader and the Empire's falls whilst in hiding, he realized he had to do something to keep the Empire alive. He secretly reached out to surviving Empire members and put together The First Order. He eventually became so powerful from his self-training whilst in hiding that he was able to manipulate the mind of young Ben Solo and rename himself Snoke. He got Ben Solo to turn against his father and instead worship his grandfather. Ben Solo was fully loyal to Snoke as he spent the rest of his life trying to crush the resistance, the new republic, and his family. And that's the story of how Snoke saved Christmas. Goodnight!

[@devinholmgren7986]

Snoke = Man behind the curtain from Wizard of Oz

[@JennyNicholson]

Are you saying the 40-foot-tall hologram was just a... snokescreen?

[@devinholmgren7986]

Why are you the way that you are

[@rocketqueen232]

Dad?

[@holydiver327]

NO. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

[@U13SMILECRY]

LMFAO spot on that speculation is nonsense and you're not the only one to the debunk his theory oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry speculation because that's exactly what it is speculation.

[@gizzylaserfoot2604]

Turns out he's just some guy

[@Ektalon]

Nater Not only that, but he goes down like a punk biznitch to his whiny emo sidekick.

[@gonzothegreat1317]

Mace Windu was just some guy.

[@andrewmakesthings]

Selvokaz what about his character did you find interesting?

[@kevinwells9751]

@@andrewmakesthings Some people think that "mysterious" automatically equals interesting. He doesn't have any interesting motivations, ideas, or themes related to his character, but he's unknown and vague, so he's instantly cool

[@XCAltoona]

@@kevinwells9751 See: Why a random throwaway bounty hunter with a cool helmet is important at all.

[@brianwarner2171]

Calling it now: Snoke is Poe Dameron wearing a mask from his local Spirit Halloween.

[@Amsayy]

Brian Warner Snoke is Poe Dameron in a beastly costume.

[@fleeceblanket9515]

This isn't even as stupid as what we got in the actual movie.

[@Buenomars]

Snoke is Andy Serkis.

[@maleficarium]

Gollum is Snoke!!

[@presidentoflalaland5051]

YEESSSSSSS!!!! (PRECIOUSSSS.....) 💍

[@MrTrubow]

Bail Organa is snoke #BailUsOut

[@Torthrodhel]

nasty rebelses, snollum, snollum

[@appledroplarry]

Let's talk about your BB8 fettish.

[@Tesseradical17]

BB-8 BoobieBot-8 His head is a boob. "bby" is shorthand slang for "baby" Damn. We should've seen it coming.

[@stevenalexander6713]

Snoke was originally Emperor Palpatine's blow-up doll. When Palpatine "died," his energy entered into said doll and created the Snoke persona just to be whimsical.

[@homestuck_official]

You... weren't too far off

[@RosencrantzDead]

oh, poor past jenny. you're right that snoke isn't made windu, but the truth that lies ahead of you is really not much better.

[@ivanclark2275]

Snoke is Dexter Jetster the space '50s diner owner.

[@ThrawnTheater]

I'm glad I didn't have any beverage in my mouth when I read your comment, otherwise it'd be on my screen.

[@reptomicus]

Dexter Jettster is the Supreme leader of the First Order and he was a good friend.

[@squamish4244]

Snoke turns out to really be 50 feet tall.

[@JennyNicholson]

It turns out it was a normal holorecorder that shrinks the image of the user and he is 10x taller than his hologram was

[@dach829]

+Jenny Nicholson or is actually only an inch tall

[@squamish4244]

Frank Smertkopf I don't get why guys do this (and I'm one). It's not an appealing quality.

[@greyareaRK1]

There should be an 'actual size may vary' disclaimer on holograms.

[@bigbrekkieburger3843]

valar he should either be that size or Yoda sized lol

[@coolestinternetperson]

Snoke is jar jar

[@SKyrim190]

David Cable He is key to all this!

[@callofdoodyfuckinsux]

He's a funnier character than we've ever had.

[@elifier4861]

David Cable hell yeah!!

[@vinylrules27]

As it turns out, Snoke lives in a jar...jar. Good call.

[@anonb4632]

@@vinylrules27 SnokeS, plural.

[@matthewhay2038]

Snoke is a jawa who is insecure about its height

[@fenster666]

Snoke is three Jawa's in a trench coat.

[@XescoPicas]

@@fenster666 F*ck yes, I wish that would’ve been the twist XD

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

He also starred in a Jawa version of Tall Girl

[@for.tax.reasons]

Revisiting all her star wars videos after Rise of Skywalker is a walk of shame and despair

[@chillimack]

I have never heard of this movie you speak of.

[@pandahuezo-menjivar9154]

“Mace Windu is hella dead” This is the quality content I signed up for.

[@Advanced-Recon]

Snoke is a clone created by Palpatine, for some reason, which will never be explained, EVER.

[@PoochieCollins]

tHeY WoN'T ExPeCt iT

[@Fuga3]

I'm still holding onto the theory that JarJar is Snoke lol

[@Jonno790]

pls no

[@darthralin]

I'm holding onto the theory that Mace Windu is JarJar. The whole series was an elaborate ruse for him.

[@xvx4848]

Tbh this is the only way I can forgive the prequels in any way.

[@darthralin]

Sverige VK Obviously, Mace Windu dropped that disguise when it outlived its usefulness. He was already finished with his brand new Snoke holo-costume by then. This time, with more visible baldness, the lack of hair matching his lack of scruples.

[@Fuga3]

xvx4848 I think episode 2 would have reveled that JarJar was a sith lord working behind the senses but George Lucas got too scared when the public started hating on JarJar so much :/

[@amnesiophilia]

Darth Maul coming back to life is indeed canon - all the stuff from TCW and Rebels got folded into mainline canon. I thought that was a pretty cool storyline, because despite how utterly ridiculous and awful-sounding the premise is, they really sell Maul being this hate-fuelled maniac who has used the raw strength of his bitterness and spite to survive for years in miserable, sordid isolation while mortally wounded. It's a good re-imagination of what was originally a really flat non-character, and it shows the Dark Side's true face: powerful, but far from glamorous, because all it's really done for Maul is keep him alive while he descends into degradation and madness. Like, there is just so much more there than the growling guy with cool makeup who does a flip in Phantom Menace.

[@SithCats]

That storyline also gave us Savage Opress, which is the worst name any character has ever had in anything, ever.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

SithCats That’s the joke.

[@calebhazelton9203]

I personally think the way Darth Maul survived was pretty cool. The reason I say that is since when I watched episode 1 I wanted him alive and enjoyed the clone wars then rebels until he died once and for all in the rebels

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

SithCats Elan Sleazebaggano

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

I wanna see a parody or cameo where Darth Maul's lower half comes back with a robot top.

[@NekoMouser]

God, thank you. Maul still being alive was one of the dumbest "twists" ever. Dude was cut in half and dropped down a 500-ft shaft. His "hatred" didn't keep him alive when his bowels and 90% of his blood volume landed in a puddle thirty feet away at 300mph. He wasn't even that powerful a Sith. he was just a dude that happened to look cool and be there at that time in history.

[@samk8005]

Devil's advocate: Maul was cut apart at the waste, missing all vital organs. And the only time a lightsaber draws blood in canon is when the alien's arm is lopped off in Ep IV, so maybe they naturally cauterize the wound. That said, yeah, Maul was definitely supposed to be dead after Ep I.

[@gerunkwon2598]

"his bowels and 90% of his blood volume" >implying that Zabrak anatomy is exactly the same as a human's

[@JennyNicholson]

Ger Unkwon Are you implying he has more blood or less blood. Or no bowels. And which of those helps him survive

[@user-nl8nw6es8d]

Maul died in an episode of Rebels.

[@liam-398]

And then he turned up in Solo

[@earnthis1]

The "fans" utter desperation to have everything connected in a very small universe and focus was totally exposed by The Last Jedi. They are like the hardcore fans of soap operas.

[@Melthornal]

What if snoke is literally just a hologram? Like, that's it. That's the big reveal.

[@Melthornal]

They'd all go to confront snoke, because that's what you're supposed to do in Star Wars. And they're like, snoke, now you must fight us, this is an intervention! And he's like "....can't". What do you mean you can't? Here, I have a spare light saber. //kicks light saber to his feet//. "No, you don't get it, I can't touch a light saber". //audience awes! What terrible power he must have to not fight with a light Saber! Some force duel must be starting!//. Nonsense! Everyone can touch a light Saber! Come on, just press the on button and fight me. "No, I don't have arms... or legs.... or a body." Wuiuuuuuuuuuut? Oh, wait, you're a force ghost, aren't you? "Not quite, I'm a hologram". .........you're a hologram? Of a person? Where is the real you? "Nope, no person, just hologram. This is me. //flickers doing hologram stunts//. See, 100% hologram". //everyone feels stupid//. Sooooooooo. "Sooooooooooo". Yeaaaaaaaah. "Yeah :/" this just got crazy awkward, can I still fight you with this light Saber and you play dead for a sec? "Uh, i guess? Sure?"

[@MNGN101]

Snoke is Max Headroom.

[@mhoramdm]

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.

[@benpledger7818]

Melthornal I like that, I hope Snoke Is Like some Ancient Dark Side Holocron/Hologram Inside a Super Invincible Dark Side Starfighter, like a Jedi Starfighter but a Dark Side Holocron Controlled Black Starfighter with Unlimited Light Speed, Snoke could be a Dark Side Holocron Starfighter created by Sidious.

[@benpledger7818]

And Rey has to beat Snoke In a Ancient Jedi Starfighter Created by Luke, they crash on Endor and the Dark Side power from the Holocron has to battle Rey weilding the Dark Saber.

[@FManAngryAmerican]

Snoke is Jared Jared Binks

[@FManAngryAmerican]

*Jar Jar*

[@jakemarley6838]

Jared Jared Binks. You just named my first child.

[@countsarumandooku7063]

Jake Marley hahahahaha!

[@WALZ97]

"Next youre going to tell me Anakin is snoke" -looks at related videos- "Snoke is the REAL Anakin!"

[@KneeCapHill]

They trhrown him outta Windu

[@allluckyseven]

Snoke is _definitely_ Rich Evans.

[@phil8821]

If that's true, then WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS FACE?

[@theycallthatadefense5051]

No,Rich is... AT-ST!!!

[@therealjuralumin3416]

"It was that FUCKER Rich Evans"

[@aresx666]

oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHD

[@mattbradshaw7007]

Rich Evans is the key to all of this.

[@stevenfletcher3389]

I'm Snoke. Don't tell anyone.

[@stuflames4769]

Honestly, Jenny? Snoke could still be Windu. They're both dead, now. You can't disprove it. They're both bald, still. Accept it.

[@samrider1628]

The Second Death Star is Snoke. Real talk though, the whole point of Mace Windu and his fighting style is that he controls the darkness within him and channels it into his style without letting it take him over.

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

Sam Rider So why is the dark side dangerous and where does Windu get off preaching about how dangerous it is? Even the retconned prequels bullshit can't get things straight.

[@matthewlinus4691]

I know this comment is 5 months old, but a big theme with the Prequel-Jedi-Council was how hypocritical they were.

[@SorowFame]

@@Shapes_Quality_Control Windu probably assumed very few people, or even only himself, could control the dark side like that. From what I can tell Mace could be pretty arrogant.

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

@@SorowFame Seems about right.

[@dennyb654]

Luke is Snoke, it's the only way to train both Kylo Ren and Rey at the same time and that is what will truly bring balance to the force. That's what force-ghost Anakin told him to do. Rey is a female clone of Anakin and Kylo Ren is the nephew of Luke and the grandson of Anakin. Finn is Windu's son. What's going to happen though is that Rey crosses to the dark side and Kylo Ren crosses to the light side, in perfect synchronized swimming force ballet. Also Finn and Poe are gay for each other and R2D2 turns out to be the first force-using droid. Finn has been getting psychedelic transmissions from force-ghost Windu which made him defect from the first order stormtroopers. Rey gets pregnant by Poe in a twist where its revealed Poe is bi. She has twin babies who will start the next trilogy. R2D2 teaches BB-8 how to use the force but BB-8 goes to the dark side and has to fight R2D2 on a long skinny metal bridge in a super tiny death star called the Dark Vortex that sucks galaxies into a singularity.

[@MasterSandman]

+Denny B Awesome! Episodes 10, 11 and 12 right there... XP But mind you, the railing to that long skinny bridge *does* need to end a few meters from either side... just saying...

[@randythetool]

Yeah cool video but I mean hear me out what if Mace Windu is Snoke

[@LAVATORR]

The last couple weeks of fandom freakouts have been really fascinating because they give us so, so much insight into how diehard fans think storytelling should work. Like, yeah, having Snoke be an old character in disguise would be pointless, redundant, shed no insight into his character, grind the story to a halt, needlessly resurrect existing plotlines for no reason, and basically be cheesy, shameless, pandering fan service that would accelerate Star Wars' downward spiral into irrelevance. But then you listen to these fans bitch and you'd think "Everyone is related to everyone else" is some ironclad rule of drama invented by the ancient Greeks.

[@OfficialEricElemen]

LAVATORR , I wouldn't say that the "die hard" fans are pushing the "everyone is related" agenda. I consider myself a diehard Star Wars fan, and I think that is a STUPID agenda. I think those fan theories are just lazy, non-imaginative garbage that spew from people who are ignorant of the small pieces of storytelling that actually redeem the over the top camp that usually populates a Star Wars film. They're more lightsaber and spaceship fans, than actual film and drama fans. They see the superficial, never getting below the surface. And, it's funny, because Star Wars films are NOT deep. So...yeah. I don't get it either. Like, so many people said that Finn must be Lando's son....

[@SKyrim190]

I am just going to leave a comment here in hope that this will pop into your notification and you will give your insights about Rise of Skywalker lol

[@amaziahofjudah9722]

snoke obviously is snape after voldemort killed him

[@chocolatepiano7366]

Obviously

[@chocolatepiano7366]

Ooh! Like when Snape says that!

[@caseytrelka0]

People want everyone to be connected because nostalgia

[@caseytrelka0]

Also never stop doing these videos, they are funny. In a Ghostbusters 1 kind of way. Dry wit, love it

[@johnhurley8918]

It's the completionist principal. People need all the pieces to fit together.

[@Drewzer154]

'member berries.

[@caseytrelka0]

Ugh, the new South Park. Just not making me laugh anymore.

[@GreenLightMe]

but you can;t deny that the whole fucking country is consumed by member berries. Member GOONIES lets make a movie of what their doing now. Member Yoda, he's now an Orange woman named Maz

[@J.Skyler]

Back when Snoke could have potentially been someone. Turns out each director was making shit up as they went along!

[@THATGuy5654]

Am I the only one who would pay money to see every single one of Jenny's Star Wars scenes play out?

[@booqueefious2230]

This is the exact moment that Snoke became Walter White

[@triggerfingerstudios]

snoke's real name: JIMMY SCRAMBLES

[@SKMCTV]

Jenny Nicholson and Mr Plinkett come out with Star Wars videos the same day. I'm in heaven.

[@seanprice1054]

I think she really like BB-8. I dunno, just getting that vibe.

[@brendanfitzpatrick670]

I really like Darth Mauls return. It made him an actual character. He just looks cool and has a cool weapon in The Phantom Menace, but we don’t know anything about him. You can say that his return is a sloppy retcon, but you have to admit that Maul is a much more compelling character once we get to know him and see his entire motivation to get revenge on Obi Wan.

[@solarbear7229]

2 vids a day for the next decade! horray! love your vids!

[@caseysoper6576]

Darth Maul is cannonly alive and living during episode 4 at this point.

[@nathanfischer3495]

Maul's alive, but there's nothing to suggest he's alive during Episode 4.

[@masonlund9162]

Until he goes to the planet with twin suns and gets his ass kicked by old Ben

[@writingref]

caseythehuman see and you even told her nicely lol

[@EnsToday]

He has robot legs and dick though, not leadership material

[@ethanlyles7336]

how simple do they think we are. It's not exactly rocket surgery to figure out the plot of the season at this point.

[@BrandonBlackmoor]

And yes, Darth Maul surviving being cut in half and falling a million miles down one of the Star Wars universe's many vertical shafts is completely idiotic.

[@littlewinterflower1831]

Brandon Blackmoor I agree 10/10

[@ilznidiotic]

Agreed! (but the resulting story was worth it)

[@davydiver]

Brandon Blackmoor I am sparta! Got my bad idea for the pit from Star Wars!

[@bjbarlowe]

Well I mean like survived falling down one of those shafts. I mean he wasn’t cut in half but you know.

[@billvolk4236]

What's with all those bottomless pits with no railings? Are there nets on the bottom to catch people? There wasn't a net on Cloud City. Maybe Lando was cutting some corners to save money.

[@MrGuitarWhisperer]

I love all the BB-8's and how sometimes you're holding one like a pet LOL!

[@RobertChambers1522]

Snoke is Voldemort. They took parts of his face to give him a nose, which went horrible.

[@joshpwnsnoobs]

i love the real quick slip of , "#2 mace windu is hella dead"

[@joshpwnsnoobs]

oh and of course, canon in cludes all of the clone wars and rebels animated shows. so maul is still alive, we have nto seen his final death. he did get spider legs, but later got more normal cyborg legs. thanks for all the great videos!

[@FloppyRodrigo]

Mace Windu is hella more alive than Maul. Dave Filoni is a hack, retcon fetishist, and a crook.

[@tobyellis5039]

Maul with mechanical legs is cannon.

[@LuulitaCD]

What calibre? ...You know I had to.

[@alexfriedrichs6240]

PoptartInvasion Mauls mechanical legs are Snoke

[@roguishpaladin]

Alex Friedrichs No, no...Maul's detached ORGANIC legs are Snoke. They grew a new torso

[@joelgabriel3093]

YODA IS PADME THEREFORE REY IS R2D2

[@homestuck_official]

Well Rey was a robot in THAT one script so like, you were onto something

[@cubbyguy1]

"George Lucas at the time didn't really care about the integrity of his series".... You are seriously the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Disney.

[@cubbyguy1]

And I agree, bringing Maul back was kinda stupid.. I still haven't seen that whole Clone Wars arc but I am enjoying Maul's return on Rebels. It's pretty all right really. OMG what if Maul is Snoke? Someone make a detailed video about this so Jenny can make a video about why it's dumb!

[@Hob0mancer]

In Shatterpoint by Matthew Stover, it goes over how Mace invented Form VII light saber fighting. What makes form seven unique is that you must utilize the dark side in order to fight and be able to pull yourself back to the light side once you have vanquished your foe. Apparently the light side of the force is more powerful but the dark side is more ruthless which makes you a better fighter when using the dark side. Not saying Snoke is Mace but Mace definitely dabbled in the dark side.

[@DesolationAngel101]

Snoke is Smeagol. Using the force, I can sense that they are secretly the same person.

[@moscanaveia]

Colour coding lightsabers is asinine at its inception. It's like horoscope for Jedi and Sith? Anakin Skybumbler used his blue glowstick as a Sith to murder kids in RotS.

[@coadyj]

Jenny, I love your videos so much that I make sure to watch the whole ad before it starts to make sure you get some cash.

[@JennyNicholson]

THANK YOU mama needs a more visually striking comforter

[@amstel5468]

You need a BB 8 comforter and BB 8 wallpaper😜

[@coadyj]

Set up fan funding; I am sure there are plenty of people who would love to donate to the cause :)

[@amstel5468]

Yeah that 👈

[@justinn5357]

So cringey

[@iguessitsdan]

You should post more often

[@gandalfgreyhame342]

Like 2/day for the next decade often.

[@MasterSandman]

+The Knightcrawler Really? you went there? I know she's cute, but come on!! You couldn't come up with something more imaginative? Speaking of imagination, naked is *so* boring! leaves nothing *to* the imagination!!! Besides, your username makes that remark so infinately more creepy... and *not* in a good way! The *real* Nightcrawler is much more classy than *that*! I expected *more* from you...

[@oldthinkertube]

bamf

[@MasterSandman]

+Bard Still not impressed... And the fact you can't stand white knights more than creeps figures, thats what all creeps say! ;P

[@MasterSandman]

+Bard Fair enough... Good luck with that!

[@superonions22]

I bet in one of the anthology movies Andy Serkis will play a character that will eventually turn into Snoke.

[@SuperMovieLvr933]

Danyal Mohammad I'm sure that would be awesome, but thats most likely not gonna happen.

[@jony4real]

Hello! I'm your friendly neighborhood Sam N. Oke.

[@ShirDeutch]

So... Snoke is Smeagol?

[@expiredsoup1496]

“You know who else was alive then? Everyone else who was alive then.” I just died laughing!!

[@zetadroid]

I though we all were pretending that the prequels didn't exist.

[@vadoom3353]

2 and 3 were fine they weren't 4 5 and 6 but they were fine

[@jack_meoff69]

What's a prequel? They made new stars wars?

[@PoochieCollins]

@@vadoom3353 : 2 was trash, and 3 had a lot of annoying things about it when I rewatched it in my 20s. The main problem with the PT is that they were predominantly children's movies, which Lucas even admitted to.

[@jettingout9062]

Your right, this theory doesn't fly.

[@Mike-zk5jc]

Neither did Mace Windu.

[@jessiah343]

+Face Eater best comment ever

[@MasterSandman]

+Face Eater No, he *soared* like a leaf in the wind(u)!

[@stevenalexander6713]

Snoke is Mary Poppins pissed off that she was theorized into the Harry Potter universe instead of the Star Wars universe. So she forced her way in.

[@treytison1444]

The funny thing is they retconned everything so Snoke wasn't even around to see the empire rise and fall.

[@pragmat1k]

Uh... why do people ignore the fact that we're already told that Snoke is ancient...? That's been used to propel his Snoke is Darth Plagueis.

[@Curseco]

Type "Snoke is" in the search bar and count how many frickin Snoke theories there are! LOL.

[@anonymoususer3561]

snoke is snoke confirmed

[@remembertotakeshowerspleas355]

According to youtube, Snoke is... Plagueis Palpatine Boba Fett Leia Jar Jar Luke Jesus Anikin Darth Maul Chewbaca George Lucas.

[@OldTimeyDragon]

Anakin's Father! LOL

[@MasterSandman]

+pttoau Weldezion Ehm... not to be nitpicking here... but you forgot *Mace Windu*!!! In the comment-section of *this* video.... Nice try, but kinda sloppy... ;P

[@goininXIV]

Thanks, didn't watch any, but the search-suggestions are fantastic. I think my favorite is "Snoke is Boba Fett"

[@theMoporter]

Turns out Snoke is...Palpatine?!

[@Kelis98]

I don’t see how adding a new lightsaber color means removing any “integrity”. If anything it adds to the lore.

[@annedavis3340]

If throwing something in on a whim is adding to the lore, there is a whole lot more classical literature in this world than I previously thought

[@WildHart_z]

It doesn’t add to the lore when it’s done nonchalantly without any reason other than “okay sure whatever.”

[@annedavis3340]

@@WildHart_z this.

[@Nyxira]

I like your snark. A lot. Yeah, and the whole "the colour of the lightsaber is because of your SOOOUUUL" crap is... crap. Because padawan go and find crystals for their lightsabers, if I recall. They are just freakin' rocks. Colour you can find and most appeals to you, sure, but... there's no logical reason it would have anything to do with whether you were once on the dark side or not.

[@samclark4080]

can't Snoke just be a NEW character people????????????????

[@dstinnettmusic]

Seeing this 4 years later is wild af

[@rphuntarchive1]

You know in Episode 1, that little girl who told Anakin his podracer would never run? Snokes.

[@ian_b]

This is J J Abrams. It will turn out that nothing at all means anything at all.

[@katieell4084]

jaxxstraw Snoke is the smoke monster from Lost. Smoke plus... er, minus the em from Monster. Plus the en from Monster. Also, in a deleted scene, Solo mistakes the name for Smoke. It was a clue! Nothing further, case closed.

[@ThatOneShyguyCartoons]

KZbin recommended me a channel I actually enjoy ... What the hell is happening today ...

[@noalowenstein6741]

Snoke is R5. the scar is from when he blew his motivator

[@goodrich06]

R5-D4

[@BatePigCenturyInc]

You are my new hero. Please keep up the awesome work with these videos.

[@dildonius]

I can't believe there were ever any people who actually, legitimately believed this bullshit theory. I mean, it's only slightly more idiotic than the ACTUAL explanation of who Snoke is and where he came from...but still.

[@rattyeely]

0:41 I think you meant Samuel L Jackson, the way this is phrased sounds like Mace Windu got to talk to George Lucas, not criticizing I just think it's fun to imagine it like this

[@garboil]

I think you hit it on the head - everyone is secretly everyone else. That’s how Star Wars makes sense to me.

[@thecrystaltide3757]

maybe the real Snoke is the friendships we made along the way 😩

[@superextremelaser]

snoke is captain picard's daughter

[@jimmywilliamson8229]

what if spock is snoke, they both have names that start with the letter "S"

[@Garbaz]

I can quite vividly see in my head how this theory came into existence: Someone looked at pictures of the two of them side by side, and noticed that they, like, looked kinda similar, because both bald, that's it...

[@KyleBondo]

You are awesome! Your insights feel like the movie fights I have with my friends all the time on their whacked out theories. I love your rants -- never stop!

[@Sean-dm8ez]

That's a lot of bb-8s you got.

[@logical-functionsmodel9364]

the better to... um... I got nothing.

[@meloD30]

A for effort

[@DarknessEmpireLeader626]

Maybe she masturBB-8s to BB-8?

[@logical-functionsmodel9364]

***** Anakin is giving me life advice. Oh far have I fallen. :P

[@logical-functionsmodel9364]

meloD30 Abysmal effort that is.

[@RADARTechie]

YODA IS SNOKE!!!!!!

[@RADARTechie]

I mean, he talked about the balance.

[@RADARTechie]

btw, that wasnt a snoke hologram, it was yodas force ghost.

[@coalnoir9698]

Brilliant Jenny, love your videos.

[@Zerbaro]

"And my video isn't going to change your mind" It actually did! Good job on the video! (Y)

[@thetruthfulchannel6348]

Excellent video. Unfortunately, children don't think in terms of meaningful character relations, but in terms of absurd plot twists.