So what's up with the Mark Wahlberg plane movie?

[@kay-pn6lh]

he's bald! he's bald and he's torturing people who have hair!!!!!

[@jane-mulcahy]

truly the scariest part of the movie

[@ovalofsand]

Mark Baldburg is so brave.

[@polybius8571]

“MY EYES!”

[@ohnonotthegoldfish3559]

I'm here to piss my pants and fly this plane . . . and I'm all out of piss

[@xeroniris]

Because it's in my pants

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

That's exactly what I thought when she said "all out of piss" Duke would be proud; or maybe not?

[@DunlopPride]

Movies your dad will watch on streaming 6 months after it was in theaters and tell you it was "actually really good" during your monthly estranged phone call

[@exoticbandicoot7774]

This is so hyper specific yet so accurate

[@purplestuff]

Get out of my head, bro! 😅

[@mari98_]

literally going to force myself to sit through this to take my dad out for a movie night 🥲

[@shaneszucs6683]

💀💀💀

[@Elena-c5c]

The trailer for this played before Nosferatu and I leaned over to my friend when his hat falls off and said "Mark Baldberg" and then I was losing it everytime he was on screen

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

🤣🤣

[@finpin2622]

Yeah I remember being at Nosferatu and seeing several trailers in a row that were all this action, “my wife was killed and now I must seek revenge” type stuff. It kind of struck me as odd, I prefer seeing horror trailers 😂

[@vlad5042]

@@finpin2622 yeah it gave me the impression someone was trying to "bring back" that genre of action movie, idk maybe itll work but the various versions i saw trailers of all looked like they sucked. i much prefer the current zeitgeist of the past few years which is "prestige horror movies".

[@bee_zzus]

Bro doesnt even know about the "movies your father will recommend to your uncle" genre

[@genesiselaine]

or “movies ur grandad will recommend his daughter” in my case

[@richardsonrym]

Movies you've only seen the last half hour of on TNT.

[@makeitthrough_]

​@@richardsonrym omg that is such a mood, I still somehow remember what Switchback is because I caught the first or last 5-10 minutes on tv when flipping through channels

[@tinywitchfrogs_]

movies my dad used to choose for movie night and have all blended together in my brain years later genre

[@LaurenScherer-b1y]

a lot of youtubers don't think it's a big deal but it really is a huge deal for you to have captions especially when your videos first come out, thank you so much jane!!!

[@emilyr8668]

I soooo agree as someone who is hard of hearing ❤❤

[@readyforclarity]

When I put my videos up the captions are automatic, I've never needed to do anything special to make them. I use captions and subtitles constantly myself and haven't run into any videos that didn't have them🤔 is this the one time in my life I've been lucky 😅

[@pabixiao]

​​@@readyforclarityyes I think you are being lucky

[@readyforclarity]

@pabixiao weird yeah I just checked in KZbin studio and it seems I would have to manually add other languages, but other than that, it's auto generated by KZbin on my vids. IDK how many languages are available for auto tho. I can't imagine it's a whole ton, but English ones are auto generated at least.

[@sebby97]

If Mark Wahlberg's hair was on that plane things wouldn't have gone down the way they did.

[@vlastelinprislic286]

I see what you did there.

[@tinytallguy7521]

when I became an AMC A-Lister I started watching all these action movies because I could see so many movies for free but I'd leave the theater and try talking to people about the movies and that's when i realized I was living in that alternate universe you speak of

[@funnytastingmilk]

For me, the movies I was surprised by even seeing trailers for was Christian faith based movies.

[@vlad5042]

@@funnytastingmilk i definitely do have distinct memories of being a child and getting bombarded with "god's not dead" trailers in the theater

[@robbiealixsantos]

Mel Gibson directorial credit jump scare lol

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

"Mark Wahlberg is actually an evil bad guy" Okay, but what about the movie? Hahaaaa gottem.

[@reneeelias9514]

You mean evil bald guy.

[@Meanie74]

It’s pretty baldist to make the bad guy bald to denote his badness. Con Hair

[@mayarae6272]

baby, there's a mark on the plane

[@TheRogueCommand]

If I had any editing skills, I’d remake the trailer for Snakes on a Plane, but every snake has a tiny Mark face

[@CaptainCJ97]

​@@TheRogueCommandlmaooo

[@ciiru]

Mark Wahlberg is in his geezer teaser era.

[@jane-mulcahy]

my thoughts exactly!

[@HarishBabuM]

@@jane-mulcahy you should do more vids on Mark Wahlberg movies. I actually enjoyed Shooter, Spencer, Mile23

[@jackmclean4120]

I saw the trailer for this when I went to see Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim, and I was amazed when they put a threatening music sting over the reveal of him being bald.

[@absolute-altitude134]

SAME

[@ProdCritic]

The genre you’re discussing is called “Dad movies”.

[@maggie7897]

flight risk? more like shite risk

[@robbiealixsantos]

😎

[@audiosurfarchive]

[ha_gotem.wav]

[@vyelee]

are we absolutely sure this movie wasn't written by two middle schoolers in a trench coat.. the toilet humor, the rape jokes, the completely nonsensical romance... suddenly everything about this movie would make a bit more sense

[@ames-inthe-grass]

or AI

[@DuskFox14th]

Rape jokes?! You know, I'm kinda glad these morons are becoming bold enough to be honest about who they are.

[@audiosurfarchive]

What about.. one crazy Mel Gibson in a trenchcoat?

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I mean, Mel Gibson and Mark Walberg made/in this film, that'd explain the gross "jokes"

[@audiosurfarchive]

@@basementdwellercosplay but at the very least we could've had some "character writer" where Marky Mark throws racial epithets aroundn

[@chellyfishing]

Feel like it’s just the cherry on top of January 2025 to release a feature film headlined by a pair of walking hate crimes, Gibson and Wahlberg.

[@jane-mulcahy]

this is very much a "fuck you it's january" movie

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Gross game recognizes terrible game

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

The one thing I know about Mel Gibson is that he blamed people whose names end in " 'berg," for all wars.

[@DeadpoolNegative]

Hacksaw Ridge was one of the bloodiest, most violent movies in recent memory, so the idea that the wound effects in this film are terrible is pretty hilarious. Michelle Dockery looks like she had licorice glued to her cheek.

[@romulusnuma116]

The CGI moose looks like a bad effect from a theme park that would be on a screen

[@thelostone6981]

Marky Mark spent 70% passed out? Probably the best performance of his career!

[@kinesin8221]

Starting this video with my eyes closed, quietly chanting: "Please mention Mark Wahlberg's 2012 interview where he said he could've stopped 9/11 if he'd been on the plane, please mention Mark Wahlberg's 2012 interview where he said he could've stopped 9/11 if he'd been on the plane...."

[@ninjabunny9526]

im glad more stories are taking inspiration from diamond is unbreakable and having their main antagonist being defeated by getting accidentily run over by an ambulance

[@macaronisex]

90s comedians in an alternate world where “Mark Wahlberg” means “goddamn” and “movie” means “food”:

[@jane-mulcahy]

onika burgers

[@macaronisex]

@@jane-mulcahythat’s my drag name

[@baldmitzvah]

⁠mark whalberg wants mel gibson’s nachos

[@armadillofriend]

the twink/twig thing 😭😭 it’s my personal canon he was calling topher a twink

[@clarabyron3231]

every time you upload i think “thank god finally”

[@madij6163]

“If I had just fought off evil serial killer mark whalberg…” is about to me my new vocal stim for my boyfriend to deal with

[@muffinman6193]

I remember seeing the trailer for it when I saw Nosferatu, and when directed by Mel Gibson popped up, I turned to my brother and said,”well that makes sense now”

[@jeromeb6479]

Honestly I would say it doesn’t really make sense. Regardless of what u think of Mel Gibson, he’s at least shown to be a competent director with his other projects. So it’s actually more baffling that he directed this.

[@CaptPicard81]

It doesn’t make sense at all! Mel Gibson is an accomplished director that’s done really good work

[@Largentina.]

Yeah this totally looks like Apocalypto and Braveheart. Pretty much the same movie. This doesn't make any sense, regardless of what we might think of Mel Gibson as a person.

[@harryallsopp9136]

A movie script from the 2020 hollywood Black List, that wasnt written by an 80 year old seriously pulled an "ah yes, the telephone! Of course!" I feel like even an Amish person would know thats weird in 2025

[@alianne92]

Picturing the screed Athena Grant would’ve gone on if the person they put on the phone to help her land the plane had started aggressively flirting with her 😂

[@jane-mulcahy]

seriously!! I was thinking of Athena landing the plane a lot during this movie lol

[@QueenKunta]

7:22 omggggg the close up of the bald cap broke me 😭 😂 🤣

[@jugo1944]

How vain do you have to be to not shave your head for a fucking feature film? You'll just have abuzz cut in a week

[@exhaustedcat2943]

Flight risk? More like flight piss

[@JohnInTheShelter]

I can't imagine spending money to be stuck on a plane for two hours, so thank you for providing this service. Post more often!

[@LynnHermione]

Okay my conspiracy theory, this Script was written by ai and It was put on the blacklist Because executives Wanted to see if they can pass off AI scripts as human scripts, like Disney tried to do with wish

[@gothicanimeangel96]

There's no definitive source on wish being made with AI. Disney has made bad productionhell-y movies before this. It happens.

[@MerboM89]

I feel like the flirty instructor pilot really adds to this because what normal human being would write that

[@tae7727]

New 911 podcast episode and a new video today, you’re feeding us

[@haleykeck7430]

As soon as I saw the commercial, I knew I could not take Mark Wahlberg with that hair piece seriously😅 The trailer seemed to be going for an action/thriller vibe though? I am so glad you're telling us about it, I was very curious

[@courtneyp289wruosihj]

i feel the movie was written with AI, the ambulance crash scene is a jojo's bizzare adventure reference that's popular on reddit

[@LynnHermione]

Same. The cliches placed where they dont fit? The awkward dialogue? The random poop jokes? This is ai

[@samskpopcorner]

i saw the caption in the description and i thought mel gibson directing it was a joke only to look it up and find out its real

[@Aldrasio]

"Flight Risk" is an S-tier title though

[@user-jy2sj4ed4i]

Like someone came up with the name and forced a movie out of it

[@Agent_Cobalt]

I like to imagine that the assassin character mark is playing is also wearing a bald cap

[@Ellen-sj4cd]

I love your dedication to discussing every detail of the bald cap! 🧑‍🦲

[@ginganinja2507]

two racists telling each other "exactlyyyyy"

[@maddieb.4282]

This reminds me of the older Folding Ideas videos where he’d go see a terrible movie and make a vlog about it right off the bat 😂 truly my favorite format

[@bookshelfhoney]

I miss his movie reviews!

[@marchingham]

I'm so friggin excited to hear you talk about this!! Ok, tiny rant about Better Man. I had NO IDEA it was about Robbie Williams until it had left my nearby theater. Heartbroken as I was absolutely in love with him in high school. Ok rant over bye ha.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

It was actually really good too

[@delphilashay-el5453]

Lmao matter getting bombarded by ads for this film, I can’t wait to see what it’s actually about and if it’s as odd/confusing as it seems

[@jane-mulcahy]

oh I think it will live up to your expectations in that regard!

[@Mr-atom55]

I saw the trailer for this when I went to Nosferatu in the cinema and a good amount of the audience laughed at it.

[@holup4990]

Fun fact: the movie was projected to gross around 9-11 million on its opening weekend. Yes, you read that correctly.

[@monkolphix2381]

Genuinely you are one of the best video essayists i’ve seen of late. Always entertaining and insightful - it’s been a joy watching your content!! Can’t wait for the next lifetime video

[@GallyGears]

Flight Piss was RIGHT THERE

[@eatatjoe]

“The alternate universe where this is what all movies are,” is what happened when I heard It Ends With Us was a thing.

[@poindextertunes]

Rockos Modern Life was my shxt 🔥

[@magnets8072]

I don't know to describe this but his head looks.... untextured.

[@Auria51]

Well, $ is not going to launder its self.

[@LittleMissLounge]

Subscribing just for the foot joke during the retrospective of your wound effects and the lack of Algospeak. Edit: I have a soft spot for Topher Grace, so maybe I'll watch when this ends up on Tubi.

[@Dontmindbb]

2:10 lol these are movies that my grandfather watches exclusively. I feel like this genre is for older folks that really liked like Bruce Lee and chuck norris films when they were younger.

[@slavkovalsky1671]

You watch one of them, and Netlix would suggest nothing but.

[@Josh-ez5hf]

I love how the poster covers the bald spot even though the production goes out of its way to shave Mark's head

[@jane-mulcahy]

I think the movie was kinda trying to frame the baldness as a dramatic reveal?? which is hilarious I must say

[@DarthPerkins]

Didn't help that my eyes were immediately drawn to that baseball cap which is covered in at the 'back' (he's wearing it backwards.

[@davemac9563]

YALL NEED A PILOT?

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

Even with my autism and this situation i wouldnt forget i have a phone

[@katyesyes]

"wow this sounds just like con-air but bad for different reasons"

[@Gloomdrake]

The only other ones I know are Airplane and the one with the snakes on the plane. Can’t remember the name

[@tuinhoofd1923]

I love the very pronounced audible finger quotes while saying the word 'thriller'

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Everyone needs to read your video description, it's amazing

[@akscherrer]

wake up, babe. Jane Mulcahy posted a video about something i’ve never heard about

[@arashi86]

babe wake up, jane mulcahy dropped another video about a movie i haven't seen

[@TinyClara]

Hi! Fellow film student, I absolutely loove to go to the movies and just see the most insane shit that has ever been put to screen and 8/10 trying to figure out how it could've been saved is the fun part.

[@cg167]

Your video came up in my home feed. I enjoyed this. Especially the editing. The one "Top billed star: Mark Wahlberg" while he was blurry; genius.

[@graciegrace9752]

i literally spent all day listening to the first respodcast during work and i’m now rewarded by a whole video

[@noelledowney7168]

Honestly one of the weirdest parts of this movie is Mark Wahlberg saying he just made a “Jackson Pollock” in his pants when describing…pooping himself? If a man said that phrase my mind would uhhh not go to that he had pooped himself that’s for sure 😅

[@martymcflown3707]

The trailer for this played before I saw Nosferatu and I really thought I'd walked into the wrong theater because I could not IMAGINE someone deciding those two films would share a target audience.

[@gplove1835]

idk why but your delivery is so funny . these videos have me laughing like crazy

[@cornflakes-does-stuff]

so glad someone commented about the video description being great pointing me to it bc it is great, a cherry on top of the video :""D

[@radiocrickets]

the journalism we need rn

[@JohnInTheShelter]

Good info on The Black List. Back in the 80s, American Film published an annual list of ten best unproduced screenplays. These were at the very least really intriguing and unusual screenplays--ones too wild or challenging for Hollywood. Sad to see the idea has evolved into something about the exact opposite kind of screenplay.

[@666xRoach]

wait i am CRYING at the "twig" / "twink" thing, how on earth did they think that was a good idea 😭😭😭

[@TVandManga]

Brilliant video! Much better than the movie. Though it does make me want to rewatch that one where Cillian Murphy is evil on a plane, Red Eye.

[@cornflakes-does-stuff]

that's a great stuck on a plane with an evil person movie!! maybe I'll rewatch it too :")

[@ThiccabodGaynz]

"You don't understand! Being bald is VERY crucial to the plot!"

[@samuelwilliams3130]

To be fair, I've seen cases of people having to be talked down when flying a plane and the person does try and get the non-pilot talking about other things to take their mind off the sheer terror of not knowing how to fly a plane

[@ElementalWhispers]

I laughed so hard when you said that finding out it was directed by Mel Gibson was the perfect punchline. This was a great review, great eye for detail!

[@printisdead1983]

I love your civil war battlefield surgeon bowl in the background

[@FergVision]

Dude the breakdown of his bald cap had me in stitches 😂🎉

[@Fakelava]

Thank you for having captions!!

[@RabbitReads]

BRO “directed by Mel Gibson” was the biggest fucking jumpscare

[@gozergozerian287]

It actually isn’t a bald cap. Mark Wahlberg just has a freakishly huge head

[@mwal223]

Movies that your dad watches on a weekday afternoon and you ask him if he actually likes it but he tells you he was napping the whole time

[@pssurvivor]

maybe marky mark is entering his geezer teaser era

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

This reminds me of that tweet Mark Wahlberg made where he said “if I was in that plane, things would’ve went differently” about 9/11.

[@redlightmax]

30:40

[@strongii98]

On the effects: I feel part of the bonus of having a small-set film like this where it's one small room is that you have more room to make the effects and other highlights better. Because they've moved the focus from the macro by keeping us on the plane, they've got us focused on the micro

[@katereagon4299]

As a makeup artist in the film industry (who was trained by people with emmys and oscars and whatnot) you’re so right about the fx makeup. It seems like the producers refused to hire an fx lab and left the poor makeup artists to try to do everything out of kit. (That doesn’t explain the bald cap though, someone needs to learn how to stipple)

[@laurenh3548]

rewatching this knowing the twist it was directed by MEL. GIBSON!!! makes the pee pee poo poo jokes even funnier to me 😭😭😭

[@satellite991]

flight risk? more like might piss........ my pants during this movie

[@AnnikaMetazoa]

Genuinely can't believe this hit theaters as a movie you'd pay full price for instead of one of those regal mystery movie nights...

[@jane-mulcahy]

oh god I went to one of amc's mystery movies a few months ago and it was a DIFFERENT MARK WAHLBERG MOVIE!!! the one about him rescuing a dog, Arthur the King. I learned my lesson and haven't gone to one since, but I guess now I'm just torturing myself willingly instead

[@cal6137]

​@@jane-mulcahythat movie was the # 1 checkout at the library I work at . Our demographic is old conservatives, which is the only explanation I have!?!?

[@AnnikaMetazoa]

@@jane-mulcahy NO WAY...he's not just in his bald era he's in his Man Adopting Dog Reluctantly Movie era TOO!! 😫😫How much debt is he in!?

[@baby.yogurt]

just wanted to say I SO appreciate the time u put into writing that hilarious video description

[@emmarie2930]

I've seen the trailer for this movie multiple times in theatres, and I have burst out laughing every time. It looks amazing in the worst way!!

[@itsjessguys7005]

You going in about the bald cap had me in tears for about 5 minutes 🤣 thank you for sacrificing your dollars for our entertainment ❤

[@lilxamryn]

Omg I wanted to see Better Man too but it’s gone so now I’m gonna ask the friend who I like watching bad movies with to see this if it’s playing at our theater 😏

[@SmithMrCorona]

These movies are made for boomers who drink up stuff like conservative media. Hell, it's made by Mel Gibson and Wahlberg. It can't be more complicated than an episode of CSI Miami.

[@SacredDaturaa]

The end credit director reveal is fun when you go into a movie blind and it has you wondering "what the hell is even that" and then you see the director credit and it's like a missing puzzle piece clicking into place. I've had this experience with M Night Shymalan and Luc Besson a couple times each.

[@talistheintrovert]

thank god you watched this because hearing about it through your commentary is FAR superior to actually watching it

[@mn0g0nm]

with all that scatological humor, you know this flick's working title was Flight Piss

[@redlightmax]

Shite Risk?

[@TheDeonJackson]

“Higher Opacity” is a great movie title

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

This doesn’t even seem like something he’d direct, makes sense he didn’t write it.

[@Draganovaa]

bald caps are very easy to spot if you've seen el camino in a flashback scene bryan cranstons bald cap is so obvious its kinda hard to hide