Climbing the FBI Watchlist in Hitman

It's not a crime, if there are no witnesses.
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MUSIC USED:
Intro/Ending Music by SonicPicnic (Up to Speed - Part 1) - sonicpicnic.bandcamp.com/albu...
Fight music at 5:35 - The Hollow Howl by Doseone
Plus some Makeup and Vanity Set, PvZ, and stock stuff
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[@mycookiehasnoname]

They call him Agent 47 because he need 47 tries to successfully kill his targets.

[@drepie7537]

with 47 missed shots toward each target

[@thekingofgreen1765]

also 47 bullets

[@megacharizardxgod5298]

@@thekingofgreen1765 47 different guns?

[@thekingofgreen1765]

@@megacharizardxgod5298 bullets it says bullets you moron

[@mrman4211]

We have a much different definition of success

[@BowandSvent]

You managed to remove yourself from every single FBI watchlist with that gameplay

[@fritz2205]

Crimes against humanity simulator

[@MagdaGust62]

Let's look again at the Genebra Suggestion, just for inspiration

[@user-yt8ud9np9i]

That's Rim World. They even made a Geneva Convention thing to break or something like that... Reddit and the Internet is amazing.

[@waynedixon1044]

Nah I played that in real life

[@lloydxavier2300]

​@@waynedixon1044💀

[@havardl4495]

No, thats 🇨🇳

[@syncringe1885]

"And I have the average aim of your teammate in any fps." So you seemingly hit every shot while I'm sitting there missing every shot?

[@spacecatsftw]

ah so _you're_ the average teammate in an fps

[@syncringe1885]

@@spacecatsftw No I make the average one look like they are hacking... That was the joke I made.

[@silkenemperor]

​@Syncringe he's saying that you're an average in a different statistic.

[@syncringe1885]

@@silkenemperor Bruh depending on the game I end up with a negative score just because I use one to many nades that land near myself. The enemy have a harder time of killing me than myself. I swear if I could outrun my bullets I would accidentally do that too.

[@silkenemperor]

@@syncringe1885 feels like I'm reading Google translate. Looks like you're saying you kill yourself more than the enemy kills you.

[@basedjiren3889]

"We've got a violent assailant kicking random ass" Lmao legendary dialog

[@Skullhawk13]

For the record the FBI’s most wanted was probably not intended to be a leaderboard

[@Derin7890]

Lies

[@loki3618]

And the Genewa convention propably wasnt intended as a check list

[@gijs.22]

​@@loki3618are you Canadian?

[@fr3y438]

They might be, or they might be Russian, Floridian, possibly even Australian, or American in general.

[@pocketinfinity6733]

5:53 "We spotted JKF and he was completely innocent" --Grim Kleaper, 2023

[@legalise.nuclearbombs]

Your videos are always must-watch. Putting this much effort into every second of a video definitely has me glued to my screen

[@idontknoq4813]

Yes.

[@someonepassingby3060]

A true master of his craft!

[@shingoblin4218]

I am not glued to my screen. I am cemented to my screen

[@greeninja2728]

The industrial revolution and it’s consequences has been a disaster for the human race

[@iteha9286]

i was just losing my mind in freelancer and grim kleaper makes it all go away with a hitman video, dark magic

[@LeBronJame1776]

This helps me learn that I'm not the only person who is bad at freelancer

[@leonhardable]

Every person who is bad at hitman is bad there, and so is everybody who likes playing stealth. Freelancer is a very dvisive mode, to say the least.

[@korhol2065]

It’s open… sometimes a little too open… sometimes the targets are people you wouldn’t be able to kill without drawing attention to yourself… sometimes you get caught by an eagle eye guard that somehow saw you… yeah divisive is a very strong word

[@Alternateuniverse7157]

"but I prefer the hard science of cause and affect.... i cause a bullet wound, and affect my bank account." not only is the editing clean but your funny as well. Subbed!

[@DeathDarknessGaming]

yes, kealper with htiman is a match made in ehaven, the memes. THE MEMES i can FEEL THEM ALREADY

[@erinivy3260]

Redditor ass comment

[@Oddity_lol]

man what?

[@pacomatic9833]

@@Oddity_lol Lemme help you: Yes. Kleaper with Htiman is a match made in heaven! The memes.... THE MEMES!! *I CAN FEEL ALREADY FEEL THE MEMES!!!*

[@goreobsessed2308]

I used to take pride in getting a super low score in the older hitmans basically just killing everyone it was a grand old time

[@fredk4745]

Real shit I got -3.4 mil or something on moroccoo

[@ladywaffle2210]

As someone who has spent weeks worth of time on this game, as someone who has completed the game on Master Mode, as someone who does Silent Assassin Suit Only for fun: This causes me pain. Keep going.

[@chaoticmasterpiece]

That's hot. 🐨

[@TheChronova]

well if we didn't think you were a masochist *before*...

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@TheChronova There's a reason the M is in BDSM and mate, I'm into all four

[@TheChronova]

that's fair

[@mr.shameless1886]

ah yes, *random Cthuhluian chants. my favorite unexpected moment*

[@dagrub9605]

This isn't hitman, this is Armed Gunman.

[@havardl4495]

This is America

[@SayWhat1067]

I discovered you yesterday, subscribed today. Your content is hilarious!

[@leeeric9786]

incase anyone else might want to know; the caps lock + e thing, lets you "place" down most items/props without spooking the npcs.... most of the time, happy trapping!

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

Hey, Hitman 3 is like Golf, your objective is to win while getting as few points as possible. Eliminate 100% of the event guard. Leave a massacre scene. Let them know, the moment they go into hiding they are dead. 1:05 PFFF yeah nobody is ever going to do those missions voluntarily unless they're going for achievements.

[@beans9288]

Love hitman videos like this and just got this randomly recommended, haven’t watched the whole thing yet but this is awesome!! Just subbed :)

[@InnitVit]

ur videos are funny and actually enjoyable to watch. keep going man, ur a legend

[@KaneyoriHK]

Plays a good game of Rimworld, but the bloodlust he has carries over to the other games.

[@zachrobinson8357]

When I heard the speed runners soundtrack, I knew it was gonna be good. Underrated gem!

[@Shotgun-Duck]

This is the first video I have watched on this channel, I'm now binge watching this channel.

[@miles_alexp3304]

Your videos are hilarious and I love your editing. Defo subscribing.

[@CanadioIsCool]

It's always a good day with TGK uploads.

[@Walkingdeadfan675]

3:13 he really loves your banana so you have every right to smack him.

[@bobman1111111111]

"How hard can it be?" ATTEMPT 1: C O L O R A D O

[@monkeebunz8580]

It saddens me that this video isn't more popular, or maybe not yet. I've been waiting for hitman content after... A.i took out atroic. Good video

[@vizorel7477]

i found that the perfect solution to freelancer is a combination of being careful and careless, for example: kill and run or kill and hide (also that haven island is the perfect boss level because of how open it is with few restricted areas and the ability to shoot through the tall shrubs)

[@videowatcher3872]

Yes the hitman of fbi watchlists

[@heartlessnobody1143]

Man's greatest ally and friend *explosives*

[@tom-bruh]

Much better when you dont include billionaires ever 30 seconds, good stuff

[@kellanbrosnan7239]

Ah yes, the Russian hit man. Hitman 47 casualties per mission.

[@havardl4495]

It's not a war-crime, it's a mild amunt of trolling.

[@jonas4185]

​@@havardl4495*"we do a little trolling"*

[@dankdaze42069]

There's this crazy cure for syphilis called abstinence😂... Shocker 🤣

[@Oscar-qj7uc]

I love these videos Thank you for making them great

[@shawnio]

you threw the briefcase at him lol

[@sonnyboi1297]

So glad Kleeper my rimworld KZbinr has come to this amazingly funny game.

[@Epic0201]

First mission: Colorado. Aight, he's deranged but he has the spirit.

[@joelellks4063]

I'm kind of impressed by your interpretation of R'lyehian. Cthulhu fhtagn to you too!

[@samjesse3818]

Bro, the editing is top tier 😂

[@richardgarrison5286]

Dude the speedrun music It hits

[@Unknown-rs6wd]

For a person who does videos on games like RimWorld and Total WarHammer, this is a suprising video, also by the order of CIA you will be monitered until you're actions will change in a better way

[@gabesteinberg6244]

>summoning Bill Gates MADMAN

[@aydinogansoy1222]

Makarov is happy and scared most importantly, proud to have one fan.

[@lukestippo9650]

Thankyou soo much for all your dead inside humour I appreciate your videos way too much. Please make more warhammer videos😳

[@SwissTedd]

You seem like a nice fellow, very good voice chap.

[@painfull16]

😆 Production value (and irony) is strong with this one 😂 If only HM was this much fun ALL the time :p

[@Diamondlongbow5]

You make really good videos keep up the good work

[@xavierxavier166]

Wow, another clinicly insane youtuber, that ventilates his psycopathy into playing videogames. Neat. Time to binge watch the entire channel 😭

[@iankelley9302]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ONE OF MY FAVOURITES ON ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES!!!!!!!!!

[@DerpilicousVillager]

only realistic hitman youtuber that doesnt only show them constantly winning

[@Marinebioecolandcons]

9:36 my fav moment

[@TheChronova]

intro music gave me ptsd to an unfairly fast man in a chicken costume 💀

[@Pteryll]

The Grim Kleaper really does hitmen

[@neoduke007]

Ebeeto might not be making videos anymore but you'll do just fine 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious content!

[@a_man_of_many_screams]

pogging when i heard music from the EtG soundtrack

[@jimraynor3132]

This freelance game mode actually looks really sick I should get this game just for that

[@squiddy2895]

6:49 the legoland music tho

[@Kupari9]

Me before watching his videos: How many nice things in a video game The Grim Kleaper could have done? The Grim Kleaper commiting war crimes against humanity, elves, dwarfs and any race in the games he has played: Well...

[@Kupari9]

Also: Your videos are the funniest i have seen

[@alexanders.1359]

I played that mode a lot. And it is goddamn difficult! For the simple reason: There are no safepoints. And not just no safepoints for a single mission... you need to complete a series of succesfull missions without any safing at all. And the fact that you loose all your equipment on death means that it can really be frustrating a lot of the time. And even if I managed to get or buy myself some cool gear I would never ever use and risk it. I basically played all of that mode with NO gear at the start of the missions and only took what the guards had for me. Better to upgrade the collection then risk any of it.

[@bennethorst4967]

"oh come o-" -a guard knowing that theres something heading straight for his head and getting destroyed after

[@GallusGamer]

2:39 Bro was speaking Aklo. Isn’t that the Aklo sampler from Sandy Peterson’s 5e C.O.C. Rule book?

[@puzzleblokk4932]

Finally... A KZbinr I can relate to.

[@MindAtItsFinest]

A hitman does not have to be always stealthy, he can be stealthy, but he can also be the one who: enters the place, reaches the objective, eliminates it and makes his way to the exit. but afterall a hitmans are professionals and professionals have standards: be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone they meet.

[@tobiaswerner4418]

Hitman will always be entertaining

[@havardl4495]

Yeah but what about hitwoman

[@thefrogmagician9866]

Hitman more like stink man 🤣🤣😂

[@duphasdan]

Of course the luck started to turn around the moment he finds a plague doctor outfit. Lulz.

[@dylanhofften4047]

I think you can rename this video to just "climbing the fbi ranks in hitman"

[@VenceDrift]

wow i feel good at hitman 3 watching this

[@lakottke]

7:18 “oh these are pretty cool bananas”

[@EugeneFrancisVonSchmittIII]

The kleaper returns!

[@Binaeroooo77]

They call him agent 47 because he can go 47 days without pooping

[@Garlakel]

Good job agent 47.

[@GEN10HOLOPILOT]

That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday 6:28

[@cyanlol.]

Hitman KZbinr try not to wear the clown suit challenge (impossible)

[@Apple-tq3ve]

Good video kleap!

[@crackithcocainith]

Lol speedrunners sound track in theintro

[@kinkyslinky6839]

Saw 2 minutes in and your beautiful editing made me sub

[@micahthomas7644]

Hitman 47: Multiple collaterals

[@_.Wanderer_]

a my daily job, the grim kleaper you should keep it up, maybe one day you will be better than me

[@anyonenamedMili]

Grim kleaper my beloved

[@theburtongamer4214]

Hitman agrees with Legalize nuclear bombs

[@blendisherifi3739]

I actually got the test hitman free. Lancer mode before it came out, it was awesome. I thought to myself how bahahahad can it be. But it was very difficult.

[@thechairman2568]

I love how it randomly cuts to you killing the person in front of you.

[@KatabaticPlays]

He does indeed hit men.

[@RinAldrin]

This feels more like the movie version of 47 than the game version of 47

[@ALPHARIUS_257]

The best thing in hit man is that any you this is able to fill it’s target

[@Bandit-23th]

He lives!

[@saltyyogurt9136]

The amount of trouble you had to go through just to peel a banana.

[@LyricsVideo4U]

Nice, keep it up!

[@Kohl293]

11:24 It was later discovered he returned the game. Whoops.

[@Anakinvoorhees]

How to climb the FBI watchlist: Step 1: make 47 smile Step 2: wait for FBI to show up. It should take about 5 seconds

[@thedead12]

Peacemaker Simulator 2023

[@notreal9579]

Baby wake up grim kleaper uploaded

[@MrDoenyon]

Grim is a man of skill, determination and sheer will. Ok, mostly will and determination.

[@thijshagenbeek8853]

... Clan Eshin simulator. Great Horned Rat approves.

[@switchedcage]

In the map sapienza, italy, I got so frustrated that I put on the plague doctor suit in the mission and just started to kill EVERYONE with an AXE

[@sarahcordes1742]

Literally me irl

[@Slavalanche]

2:43 - if you try to summon Cthulhu at least not now.... I just bought a nice car, let me enjoy it...