...left and drove home with their hybrid pickup trucks.
@RversePegasister3 жыл бұрын
Okay I died laughing reading this one 🤣
@cosmblus3 жыл бұрын
@@RversePegasister rip
@Nzambi2373 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAH so accurate
@shreyasvasista3 жыл бұрын
cybertrucks
@richardcabanas13603 жыл бұрын
That's so fucking good😭😭
@joshbartel7384 Жыл бұрын
I’m from the rural midwest…once in a blue moon, you come across one of these guys and it’s glorious.
@lunarlight31319 ай бұрын
oh yeah? tell us about it?
@sunluvs16537 ай бұрын
As a black man I ran into one tall as white man wearing a Abraham Lincoln shirt he was so not racist but racist he became my best friend
@YELLLLOOOOWLOOOOOOONG7 ай бұрын
@@sunluvs1653😂
@WarPigstheHun7 ай бұрын
@@sunluvs1653I just like there eee good people that mean well even if their approach is a bit wrong. At least they're trying to make things better
@freddyrodriguez47325 ай бұрын
Carbondale IL ftw
@andrewhendo84724 жыл бұрын
These could be background characters in GTA 😂
@lynxmusic41834 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@_meangreenjersey9734 жыл бұрын
Definitely 😂
@prajwaljayaraj58874 жыл бұрын
Totally
@re_i_gn3 жыл бұрын
Approaching them would give you a side mission to kill or subdue thlse civil border patrol guys (Minute Men).
@tonyp5343 жыл бұрын
@@re_i_gn why not real border patrol?
@stanbillington8143 жыл бұрын
“Just adopted my eleventh…just can’t help myself” 😂😂😂
@Splicer-lb5xbАй бұрын
Bruce Wayne's southern cousin
@PR3M35 жыл бұрын
What was your didn't see that coming moment in this skit? Mine: The non alcoholic beer
@MalyiBird5 жыл бұрын
librarians
@OrvCharl5 жыл бұрын
Definitely "Librarians"
@James3-55 жыл бұрын
"Tip tap dancin wancin around the elephant in the room" I don't know why this is so funny to me that took me by surprise though the librarians and the earthquake relief in hatti were close
@antoinettegross50745 жыл бұрын
Librarians
@barryb3015 жыл бұрын
The chick next to them has all her teeth!
@starvin65585 жыл бұрын
Most positive racism ever
@SupaTraxHD5 жыл бұрын
@TheDodicat Issa joke
@anandsuralkar29475 жыл бұрын
Right
@Raidenkz4005 жыл бұрын
I'm the 1000th like :D
@Satan-nw4lv5 жыл бұрын
TheDodicat R/woooosh
@ShennellOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Racism isn’t positive.
@FacelessDeviant4 жыл бұрын
"Not bad for a non-alcoholic beer!" **drank about one sixth of it**
@hellborne79954 жыл бұрын
So how can they even call it beer if it's non alcoholic? It's just water at that point.
@batista666bomb3 жыл бұрын
Wtf are these stupid jokes i see on youtube, extremely repetitive and boring jokes,let the comedians in the video do the joking, you dont have to make a fool out of yourself
@FacelessDeviant3 жыл бұрын
@@batista666bombsomeone made a joke. How upsetting!
@peterwiehe54453 жыл бұрын
@@batista666bomb calm down man just keep scrolling
@EnviSnipes3 жыл бұрын
@@hellborne7995 same as saying root beer is just water because there’s no alcohol in it
@stephaniecarrow48982 жыл бұрын
One thing so amazing about their comedy is how they can be both funny and deeply touching at the same time. This is true art and brilliance.
@kevine94742 жыл бұрын
How was this video funny?
@sqlevolicious2 жыл бұрын
@@kevine9474 it's funny becasue it triggers racists like you, go cry some more snowflake
@blaisemacpherson76372 жыл бұрын
@@kevine9474 fair question. A lot of times when people say racist xenophobic or sexist stuff it comes with this edginess like "they dont want me to say this its politically incorrect i hope i dont get cancelled but...." and this is making fun of that. Basically there is nothing brave about saying something anti-semitic on 8chan to a bunch of like minded people. If you really had balls you were really brave you'd defend minorites in a cracker bar.
@burnt7882 Жыл бұрын
@@blaisemacpherson7637Funny how you say that and say “cracker” bar, hypocritical. They’re making light of the sour and unpopular truths that gets overlooked by emotions and close mindedness. “Defending minorities”, such a shallow thing to do and say; who asked, many of the minorities don’t even ask to be “defended.” Oh and just incase you make the wrong assumption, Im Asian, sometimes called a “minority.” Anyways, the point is, its just a simple joke, no need to get riled up about it.
@blaisemacpherson7637 Жыл бұрын
@@burnt7882 yeah I got the joke. Doesn't look like you did. If you want me to explain it to you I can. Key and Peele are hilarious but you usually have to get several layers of irony to appreciate their jokes.
@steveob3325 жыл бұрын
The way he said “Blaaaacccckkks” 😂😂😂
@owenmokgalutsi5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@crucified_to_the_world5 жыл бұрын
Victims of institutional racsmisme
@sheepdog9165 жыл бұрын
BuhlAx
@James-jb1do5 жыл бұрын
1:37
@danieldaw17785 жыл бұрын
The cross-eyes killed me!
@plus25795 жыл бұрын
They had to throw in “I tell ya that’s not bad for a non-alcoholic beer” lmao
@nicklasbrady47265 жыл бұрын
Plus I like the comment don’t want to mess the 555
@tuckerkeevers87635 жыл бұрын
Can’t mess up the 666
@josuealmaguer62115 жыл бұрын
Can’t mess up the 696
@22781dave4 жыл бұрын
Damn, I messed up the 779
@YASAMALProduction4 жыл бұрын
That means they didn't say these words with a drunken brain
@FilosofiadiCazzeggio4 жыл бұрын
They come from a parallel universe where the South fought to end slavery in America
@abstracttechnician27504 жыл бұрын
From the way they are acting, the south still lost.
@FilosofiadiCazzeggio4 жыл бұрын
@@abstracttechnician2750 yep, that's what it looks like, the South was abolitionist but still lost the Civil War.
@jessepancamo84494 жыл бұрын
There was racism all over America during the time of the civil war why do you act like the north weren’t racist
@Zeolot224 жыл бұрын
@@jessepancamo8449 Because vast majority of the north didn't have slaves, and even if people were still personally racist, their governments and legal codes had already shifted. People take a long time to change, the government changing laws like that is the first step. Thats not to mention things like the underground railroad or the refusal of northern states to return runaway slaves.
@zenix93134 жыл бұрын
Ryan Morgan the main reason why the north was fighting to end slavery wasn’t because of the moral reasons but the economic. And while it is true that the majority of the pro emancipation group were denizens of the north most didn’t really care.
@computerentity3 жыл бұрын
I liked the "we're both librarians" at the end.
@bibliomorganrevival6 ай бұрын
As a fellow librarian here, I'm glady they choose my profession to give a hint about the censorship and hatred we are suffering these days because of... oh well white folks fill up with prejudice values.
@altafansari76863 жыл бұрын
When you realise there's always a key and Peele sketch you haven't watched.
@matganja72813 жыл бұрын
and then u saw the upload date was like 3-4 years ago and was like wut....
@urmaisgay64953 жыл бұрын
and i already worked through all the episodes a few years ago!
@BushMaster420circle3 жыл бұрын
@@matganja7281 then you realize the shows been over for that same amount of time LOL XD
@fabiodias74063 жыл бұрын
Progressive jokes aren't funny
@Wesblumarine3 жыл бұрын
Same! Just saw this for the first time tonight!
@harolda.735 жыл бұрын
I wanna live in this alternate universe
@benspook18705 жыл бұрын
That would mean all normal people would now be racist
@mr.domble65195 жыл бұрын
RedbullAddict tbh America has had a pretty low bar
@truejaystone34255 жыл бұрын
Shipwreck78 that’s what these people don’t understand. This is relatively normal. Actual racism is rare.
@salvatoredali43845 жыл бұрын
@@truejaystone3425 Maybe it depends on where you live. But i couldn't count the number of times that racist people just assumed they were in good company and said really horrible stuff.
@145981755 жыл бұрын
It's called Hollywood. Where Disneyland and other utopia's live in people's minds. But somehow I'm betting you already live in an alternate universe.
@hjelsethak4 жыл бұрын
So wholesome, in the strangest way possible...
@influencedbythesystem51054 жыл бұрын
Im your 300th like, your welcome bxtch
@js57914 жыл бұрын
jeffery Weston you’re*
@SerweeFitness3 жыл бұрын
I don't know... it hurt my feelings 😪
@user-ie6jr4bg1w3 жыл бұрын
Racism is not wholesome, please go back to school. Ever heard of generelisation?
@FeministCatwoman3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ie6jr4bg1w wtf
@ph.a.b21275 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna be racist...but those mfs gonna save the country 🤣🤣🤣
@bakayarokonoyaro58785 жыл бұрын
That's racist
@unitedwestand52055 жыл бұрын
You just came right out&said it
@danispieceofhistoryhistory19385 жыл бұрын
No it's not racist, racism is when you think that your race is superior.
@danispieceofhistoryhistory19385 жыл бұрын
And Mexican isn't even a race lol
@themanwiththeplan80815 жыл бұрын
@@danispieceofhistoryhistory1938 we know
@graysoncampbell59913 жыл бұрын
I'd love to do this in a real bar and see peoples reactions
@21CCommunIT3 жыл бұрын
@@oogabooga2581 Kinda like what you just did, eh mate...??
@Rudra-fu1kr3 жыл бұрын
@@oogabooga2581 what a roundabout way of saying you're basically racist
@somkeshav41433 жыл бұрын
@@Rudra-fu1kr what did they say?
@Rudra-fu1kr3 жыл бұрын
@@somkeshav4143 it's been a long time man sorry I can't remember
@somkeshav41433 жыл бұрын
@@Rudra-fu1kr meh it’s alright
@SpawnFanboy4 жыл бұрын
*"I'm just gonna say it".* They deserve an Oscar for their 100% excellent use of the southern depiction while being the whitest black guys in America.
@yaminiasir45944 жыл бұрын
They are the whitest Blacks in television 😭😭😭💀💀
@ridetn76954 жыл бұрын
Not really
@aarontoles59884 жыл бұрын
Only the "whitest" blacks on tv. Most other tv portrays black people as your expectation of "black", but most real black people are just like any other people in America, depending more on economic background.
@SpawnFanboy4 жыл бұрын
@@aarontoles5988 It was a comment of humor, no need to try and get all deep and political. Lol
@svenmohamad86464 жыл бұрын
@@yaminiasir4594 They are wearing black masks. 👀
@AshwinSelvakumar3 жыл бұрын
I might get in trouble for saying this these days but..... we need more people like this
@sergiotorres77415 жыл бұрын
"ESSENTIAL IMMIGRANTS" *clinks beer* 😂😂
@IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt5 жыл бұрын
*non*-alcoholic bear.
@BoogalooBoy4 жыл бұрын
Get off muh lawn ya fecking mexicans!
@ivo31114 жыл бұрын
Cheeeers!
@willc59794 жыл бұрын
@Cant_Touch_This lol the comment aged quite well in 5 months
@DomoniqueMusiclover4 жыл бұрын
😅
@superbros16905 жыл бұрын
Non-Alcoholic drinks at the end was epic.
@dfgdfg_5 жыл бұрын
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
@lewhitey25445 жыл бұрын
CarExpert when u read comments before u finish the vid...
@mikkosimonen5 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele are the greatest white comedians of our time.
@otterwingate75815 жыл бұрын
They may be 2 of the best comedians of our time full stop
@Pintexx5 жыл бұрын
I just found out they’re light skins with white moms lmao
@alexklein4555 жыл бұрын
@@Pintexx both they black dads abandoned them and were raised by single white moms 🤣
@1of1-v8p5 жыл бұрын
Mark McGarret why is that funny?
@alexklein4555 жыл бұрын
@@1of1-v8p because they're anti white "woke" activists.
@edwardzhou85903 жыл бұрын
This one made me smile in a different way. Deep appreciation and reflection like this is what everyone needs
@DeVaughnTaylor5 жыл бұрын
"...just to become CEOs **looks around** and entrepreneurs!" DEAD
@willb92595 жыл бұрын
💀🤣
@phraze4105 жыл бұрын
FACTS JAYZ A BILLIONAIRE we did it and overcame....BLUE PRINT SET
@Ryanide965 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice he looked in the camera right after that?
@erindonnelly82835 жыл бұрын
Entrepenewers
@phraze4105 жыл бұрын
@J. Bar Only thing stopping me is the money....i can't afford to be in debt...you know in collections on your credit report they have a spot for student loans? So you suppose to get the college degree to make more money but u dont you end up getting a 40k job like my bro cause you still black at the end of the day now you can't get the dream house u want cause you owe $80,000 in student loans and your credit score jacked. They start garnishing your pay check.
@jakefromstatefarm27395 жыл бұрын
People that disliked it are the ones who wont say it
@Competitive_Antagonist5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd feel a bit racist to judge people of different races as a group.
@IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt5 жыл бұрын
Cos they ain't got the darn guts to, ya hear me?
@jonhouse86725 жыл бұрын
💯
@aa1bb2cc3dd45 жыл бұрын
it is sjw propaganda... that's exactly what it is... Women do not make less than men. That is a myth that people started to make everyone feel like a victim, because in 2019-2020, everything is victimhood. Everyone has to feel like someone is the enemy. There has to be an enemy. otherwise, what good is living, amirite?
@damionwatson94335 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@chrisez31885 жыл бұрын
They’re obviously southern... Californian 😂
@Sesshomaru4745 жыл бұрын
Yea clearly wrong about blacks and women being payed less. Maybe your wife should do the same amount of hours you do, then the pay will be the same. But everything else was right.
@ryandarling78595 жыл бұрын
They are Canadian. They are so nice cmon
@runningriot63995 жыл бұрын
Sesshomaru474 what if I told you even women who work the same amount of hours as men get paid less on average? Stop watching Sargon videos bud. There is actual facts available now days.
@ExternusArmy5 жыл бұрын
Running Riot, except this is not true. Most statistics point that women get paid the same (sometimes more depending on who you ask) for the same job and same hours. I’d suggest maybe you stop watching Buzzfeed. The world isn’t black and white, and you don’t need to watch Sargon of Akkad to disagree with an apocryphal belief that’s thrown out there. He’s a twat anyway.
@stealthanimation97135 жыл бұрын
@@runningriot6399 that's is the stupidest shit I've ever heard, if women made less for the same exact job working the same hours.... why do men even have the job huh?
@ShudowWolf Жыл бұрын
"I want to throw them out but they haven't technically said anything bad"
@uguumurtsomo40305 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie this is how I always imagined Canadians
@EpilepticOrchestra4 жыл бұрын
Uguumur Tsomo 😂😂
@AnimalMother604 жыл бұрын
Uguumur Tsomo someone’s gotta say it
@god-son-love4 жыл бұрын
North Park
@j.clementec.m.15584 жыл бұрын
@TheMagnificentPony the fuck are you even talking about you weirdo
@fanboy13984 жыл бұрын
Why were you gonna lie in the first place?
@jerrygamez21224 жыл бұрын
"Phuccin Mexikens" -Oh man, do not get me started on the Mexikens
@ahabrawgaming12894 жыл бұрын
mezcans
@leoochoa18944 жыл бұрын
Good family values
@x1t884 жыл бұрын
They hold the goddamn economy
@Nehauon4 жыл бұрын
667th like
@Hannibalkakihara3 жыл бұрын
My people prefer the term “messicuhns”
@YourGrannysThong3 жыл бұрын
The versatility and chemistry of Key and Peele is second to none. They can jump into a character and kill it every time. I can only imagine how it would be being in the same room as them at a party or something.
@SamraK642 жыл бұрын
They would probably want to have a chill time and not be the permanent clowns of the group lol
@alanhoal60042 жыл бұрын
"We're both librarians, buuuurp" "You okay""?" 😂😂
@Richardlizhu4 ай бұрын
I thought he said "nerds" under his breath
@vb84285 жыл бұрын
Be black and old in a bar and before you know it.... CONSEQUENCES!
@RedHoodOutlaw5 жыл бұрын
"i got hit by a water Buffalo"
@xlokoh82195 жыл бұрын
A piano fell on my head
@jayvalle505 жыл бұрын
@@xlokoh8219 got 88 concussions.....one for each key
@dreamycreams39085 жыл бұрын
V B shot out of a catapult..... INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON
@SE-zw1fb5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@NeuKrofta3 жыл бұрын
What's funny is I've actually worked with redneck hillbillies who were just like this. The ignorant part is when people assume they are hateful bigots because of their accent and culture.
@jpmc2712 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@enzog10782 жыл бұрын
Well, most of them are lmao
@Clothori2 жыл бұрын
@@enzog1078 Case in point
@enzog10782 жыл бұрын
@@Clothori when you’re “culture” is flying a racist flag and using the N word liberally, you’re probably a racist. Not rocket appliances.
@iangustafson10722 жыл бұрын
I guess up in north Carolina and Virginia, there are a lot of hillbillies that talk with an accent who are racist bigots. Try Poquoson Virginia
@YungRasputin5 жыл бұрын
I think it’s hilarious that almost 10 thousand people disliked this because they got triggered by people being nice
@witnessesofthelightjq56235 жыл бұрын
Tommy Luce maybe they just didn’t like it
@twrecks46405 жыл бұрын
WitnessesOfTheLight JQ clearly they didn’t like it. The point is WHY they didn’t like it... and this is his opinion why...
@witnessesofthelightjq56235 жыл бұрын
T Wrecks idk but at least people just dropped thumbs down and moved on I’m glad looking through this comment section there’s no toxic people in here. Not exactly what I’d expect from this many dislikes
@twrecks46405 жыл бұрын
WitnessesOfTheLight JQ I thought the same but I found a thread full of toxic people shortly after this one lol
@witnessesofthelightjq56235 жыл бұрын
T Wrecks 😅 typical
@hayzed94914 жыл бұрын
Don't get me started on that Key and Peele flipping stereotypes on there head in perfect examples of both visual and verbal contradictions of our shared ingrained perceptions and surprising us with continued statements on the human condition wrapped in movie quality delivery. Yeah I said it.
@RNG3000-s3n4 жыл бұрын
It was on everyone's mind but you're the one who said it. 🔥
@wisteriabloom94124 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally saying it
@growingmelancholy83744 жыл бұрын
If only you had used the right "their."
@tw48984 жыл бұрын
Goddammit I knew someone would go and say this.
@dillondoggett31904 жыл бұрын
Tip toed around that one and came right out and said it. 😂
@returnnull34762 жыл бұрын
They were saying what we have all been thinking
@one_man_community5 жыл бұрын
"Thats good for a non-alcoholic beer!" *TURNS OUT THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRUNK*
@fontirolo5 жыл бұрын
Hippo glad you got the joke
@vb84285 жыл бұрын
Diss on those bastards who blame racism on momentary lapse of judgement. E.g Liam Neeson
@trappedsol5 жыл бұрын
Nothin gets by you
@jeepersmcgee34665 жыл бұрын
@@vb8428 I'm not sure you understand his story
@michaelh66115 жыл бұрын
Good job you explained the joke
@Growmetheus4 жыл бұрын
Considering my dad has a confederate flag tattooed on the back of his head and married to a black woman... this is my kind of racism!
@theangrydriftmob62274 жыл бұрын
John Gray hell yeah
@milesshaw73364 жыл бұрын
That is the wildest thing i have ever read
@Growmetheus4 жыл бұрын
miles shaw What can I say he’s a miracle man ☺️
@os21714 жыл бұрын
You father was (I hope) real confused by putting that tattoo
@dansomething77424 жыл бұрын
That is so bizarre, I love it
@jamiedorsey41674 жыл бұрын
When I first started watching this I was pissed, like royally pissed. Then I was like, well someone needed to say it.
@bladabladabloo4 жыл бұрын
We are not a monolith.
@tintomara62094 жыл бұрын
Hitch those pants brother!
@chriswitry69764 жыл бұрын
Get those pants
@roberteli52354 жыл бұрын
You were pissed before they even spoke?
@tintomara62094 жыл бұрын
@@roberteli5235 It's a reference to another sketch by the pair,called The Black Republicans...
@themcmc11 ай бұрын
Just unnecessarily adding that his wife makes 2/3 what he makes, and that they are librarians. I just love the non-sequitur expositional hilarity squeezed in there at the end lol. Classic K&P witty humor. This skit is great.
@afrokoku-jin51613 жыл бұрын
I may get hunted down for this but “Minorities are necessary for the American economy” someone had to say it🤷♂️🇺🇸
@treehunter40063 жыл бұрын
Everyone was thinking it someone had to say it
@chaosXP3RT3 жыл бұрын
We don't need white people
@barneystinson27813 жыл бұрын
@@chaosXP3RT not cool
@afrokoku-jin51613 жыл бұрын
@@chaosXP3RT yeah no bueno
@beezzarro3 жыл бұрын
@@chaosXP3RT LOL, moron
@1nvd4 жыл бұрын
This is what the slogan ‘Make America Great Again” should sound like.
@charliem15254 жыл бұрын
it does..
@trashfishtvoregon72904 жыл бұрын
No.
@shawnyfin4 жыл бұрын
@Stay Woke ...yeah, "was it ever great?" People keep asking that - and yet they keep voting Democrat. 🤷♂️
@shawnyfin4 жыл бұрын
@Stay Woke Trump did lower taxes, and has kept more promises than any other president ever. It matters who wins. If Democrats are racists, and Republicans aren't, then it matters. When Obama got elected the confidence in the market plummeted. When Trump got elected, it skyrocketed. It matters...
@shawnyfin4 жыл бұрын
@Stay Woke dude, the market totally tanked when Obama got elected, and did shit for most of his presidency. I know many people that lost their asses because of that. The market now is actually doing well, considering half the country wants to shut down because germs. You really have no idea what you're talking about, do ya? Haha - like EVERYTHING you just said is total media left bullshit. Haha
@nathanrowalnd33755 жыл бұрын
"I got 3 words for em asians" Studious Hard working Industrious Wait a sec
@crusaderthestranger59825 жыл бұрын
FOR THE SHI!!!
@briankenney95285 жыл бұрын
Hard-working
@kxmode5 жыл бұрын
Hard-working is HYPHENATED like a 2 liter bottle of water.
@larsongregory23305 жыл бұрын
T.....otally secure with their average penis size? :)
@daviedawg33185 жыл бұрын
larson gregory are you ? Lol
@brunotheartist21 күн бұрын
I really needed this today 😂
@melodymckane48205 жыл бұрын
The confederate hat was a nice touch
@keithrose42275 жыл бұрын
Why
@AshleyTogepi5 жыл бұрын
@@keithrose4227 Because it subverts your expectations of what they're going to say based on the knowledge that confederates are racist. It allows for surprise and pleasant shock when you realize the characters who you expected to have racist opinions actually ended up having nice opinions. The confederate hat is a nice touch, because it adds to our assumptions of them being racist. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk where i explain the joke.
@CreamySenpai315 жыл бұрын
PrincessTogepi well said
@AshleyTogepi5 жыл бұрын
Jim Halpert thank you, Jim. I saw you in that documentary. thought it was brilliant. that means a lot coming from you.
@AshleyTogepi5 жыл бұрын
MinemanAlert thank you UwU this is turning out to be a rather positive KZbin comment
@julianmeza17595 жыл бұрын
I as a Mexican feel accomplished after watching this😂
@lanawinter33705 жыл бұрын
Julian Meza as you should brother as you should
@julianmeza17595 жыл бұрын
Lana Winter ❤️
@natedill91805 жыл бұрын
If it takes a comedy skit to make you feel accomplished then I feel sorry for you.
@joel57535 жыл бұрын
@@natedill9180are u fucking dumb 😂
@ethanxmt5 жыл бұрын
Nate Dill r/whoooosh
@EzeICE5 жыл бұрын
The way he says "Baahlaacks!" With the cross-eyed I'm freaking lost it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm weak as hell
@peterg4130 Жыл бұрын
"Not bad for non-alcoholic beer!" "not bad at all" Fucking killed me 😂😂
@JustAJok3r5 жыл бұрын
“Essential immigrants” Pretty much sums up this video lmao
@keithrose42275 жыл бұрын
Yeah, not illegal immigrants
@keithrose42275 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ how is that ironic. The American citizens who are alive today had nothing to do with that. Secondly, the first Americans who were here already were doing the exact same thing to eachother
@entertained...5 жыл бұрын
+Jesus Christ classic whataboutism from someone who can't have a logical, reasonable debate. Same assholes who deflect anything democrats assert by bringing up the kkk w/o any context.
@Justiceandtruth3575 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ Well okay so whites enslaved blacks, and if you have an issue with something that happened so long ago, then why not make a massive deal about the North Africans (Moors), and the majority of the Muslim nations that enslaved whites, before USA even existed, between 1530 and 1780. So then by your logic the Moor enslavement of whites was even worse because it lasted for roughly 250 years, and USA took less then 388 000 black slaves vs the 1 to 1.25 million whites the Moors took, and on top of that, the Moors murdered off the whites in droves too while taking some as slaves, which the Americans did not do when taking slaves, as the slaves they bought, were already slaves or prisoners of war. Over 10 million Africans were sold as slaves in South America, way worse than what the USA did, ancestors of those same South Americans, crossing the border illegally, acting entitled and hating on whites, (yelling racism and about the enslaving of blacks), as if they never did anything wrong, while they in fact did much worse. So why are you biased against whites? Why aren't you up in arms about the fact that whites were enslaved first and by a MUCH bigger margin by the same ones you are now defending? Why is it wrong only when whites do things, but when others do it, it's either defended, made as if it's not a big deal, not spoken of, or forgotten? Why do you think slavery is synonymous only with Africans? Caucasoid's, Mongoloids and Negroids, as well as the "interbred races", were all slave traders at some point in history, why only focus on 1 race and not all?
@popinabondon1165 жыл бұрын
@@Justiceandtruth357 proud of you my man
@Cxpooh5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t study for my test... Then I got trapped in a new universe. CONSEQUENCES!
@hazardous4015 жыл бұрын
"We're both librarians" part is legendary
@superbros16905 жыл бұрын
The irony is unreal
@rhabdoviridae5 жыл бұрын
That truly was the cherry on top!
@RED01SEA5 жыл бұрын
@@rhabdoviridae i dont get what is librarians ?
@stonecat6765 жыл бұрын
@@grimjudgment6527 don't forget a fucking MASTER'S DEGREE. TO BE A LIBRARIAN.
@WinstonPoptart5 жыл бұрын
Wage gap isn't real though so joke falls flat
@UnBalancedMinds Жыл бұрын
This went in a COMPLETELY different direction than I expected.
@zacharyclark56175 жыл бұрын
I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
@Jesse-cw5pv5 жыл бұрын
You said that?!
@zacharyclark56175 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing but a thing.
@merry86475 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyclark5617 you said bitch though?
@joshzaring5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I said it!
@blackmomo64315 жыл бұрын
Yeah I look in the socket of the skull and I said
@BronxWavy5 жыл бұрын
"Time i go home and take care of my kids" 😂😂
@BronxWavy4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless Sniper right, they are just "acting"
@BronxWavy4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless Sniper Sightless Sniper fcku KZbin for always deleting my comments. So you got racially worked up by a comedy skit? Anyway AS I SAID these men are acting and portraying FICTIONAL whte ppl. Whtes being the majority in US is a lie. However you dominate welfare and domestic terrorism. Look at the stats of prison accommodations since 2016, you dominate that too. So its a pity you had to pretend as if somebody asked you a question just to spew your racst rhetoric.
@HauntedHarmonics4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless Sniper damn edgy racism in my youtube comments. I hope it gets you the attention you're looking for
@TheFlynCow4 жыл бұрын
@Stay Woke Im sorry but did you actually look at the data you're referencing?
@TheFlynCow4 жыл бұрын
@Stay Woke Please be aware that the absolute numbers have no significant statistical meaning. It's dangerous to interpret data wrong.
@Dc-tz7os5 жыл бұрын
“Meskins” 😂 that accent alone made me laugh
@xxXthekevXxx5 жыл бұрын
Dc 1399 that’s actually how a decent amount of people say it here in Alabama lol
@Anonymous-wy5dc5 жыл бұрын
That's how the Migos say it too. More like Mesco.
@tigerx225 жыл бұрын
I re heard it and they said Mexicans
@tdog44235 жыл бұрын
Dc 1399 ha that’s so funny how they can make fun of people that they don’t know anything about.
@DHB25 жыл бұрын
Mesicans got on boots
@neerajanaghosh1007 Жыл бұрын
Love the guys and their team on taking us serious issues and delivering it in such a fun and interesting way...!!
@kiya_ki2605 жыл бұрын
“WE STEAM-ROLLED IN AND GENOCIDED THEM WE OWE THEM SUMTHIN”
@keeganbluegrass5 жыл бұрын
those two guys must be at least 150 years old! damn unaware any of those Calvary members who killed natives were still around!
@davidp27075 жыл бұрын
Nobody ever mentions the natives here slaughtered the people they found here before them
@williamkirima82955 жыл бұрын
@@davidp2707 stop reading books from the back to the front dude. You'll get confused 😂 😂
@plodojed5 жыл бұрын
DAVID P Any link on that topic? Thanks
@theminecraftwhisperer9955 жыл бұрын
To be fair nearly every time humans encountered different races or species of humans we just fucking butchered them at first. Think about when we came up from Africa and butchered the Neanderthals... We did the same with a few other species of sapiens. It’s pretty much the same thing. Humans are just like an invasive species, it’s kind of our style at this point. Hell, now we’re doing it indiscriminately to nature in general.
@JrobAlmighty5 жыл бұрын
Other than the non alcoholic beer and wife part, I've heard this exact conversation actually. Worlds a changin
@danisviejo1235 жыл бұрын
"It may be unpopular but is true" 🤣😂
@Incessuserro5 жыл бұрын
In your mind.
@1800-j8x5 жыл бұрын
Incessuserro to you
@BillClay885 жыл бұрын
Soft bigotry.
@xkilla9115 жыл бұрын
since when is it unpopular anyway, i hear it all the freaking time
@rawattitude351w2 жыл бұрын
I’m from the south and a good bit of ppl say this believe it or not. We may not be as book smart and sound smart but the common sense and real world knowledge is there.
@CC-vw1nd2 жыл бұрын
Yep, from the South and heard a lot of people talk just like this
@derekmbrownii3 жыл бұрын
Man I love the way they took a moment to highlight the importance of minorities in the US. Well played.
@TheeDionysus Жыл бұрын
W
@coolkid7151 Жыл бұрын
Only the positives of course
@GeronimoPlaz Жыл бұрын
The trope of southerners being more racist than black people is racist and ridiculous.
@sneed. Жыл бұрын
@@coolkid7151oy vey shut it down
@khaospilot4050 Жыл бұрын
Facts bro. Big W
@linknl1125 жыл бұрын
"Just adopted the 11th.just can't help myself" ROFL
@dethkid75 жыл бұрын
Took me a while to get that joke
@NinjaSushi25 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what he said.
@andrewwalker8255 жыл бұрын
"I'm tip tap dancing wancing prancing around the elephant in the room" idk why that shit kills me everytime.
@Swimmingly-5 жыл бұрын
The only thing they tap danced around was facts.
@MachineGunMouth5 жыл бұрын
@@Swimmingly- aww, another hurt white guy needing some attention because he feels bitter about the skit. Here you go lil fella, some attention. Hope that helps...
@Swimmingly-5 жыл бұрын
MachineGunMouth oof, Ran that machine gun. Okay so if you want to have an actual debate, go for it. I don’t mind. But this isn’t the platform
@jo-flowbmoonsmell85645 жыл бұрын
@@Swimmingly- Let me know when you post that manifesto to 8chan
@Swimmingly-5 жыл бұрын
Jay Caldwell name one thing i said that was racist
@robbieduffy99982 жыл бұрын
Had to subscribe....just had to...these guys somehow popped up on my KZbin feed and I cant stop watching them..so feckin funny..!! Never heard of them before over here in the U.K..gotta check which channel they're on..
@bigtex28175 жыл бұрын
This was too darn good! Had me laughing up a storm.
@jbpt_20555 жыл бұрын
Damn Straight!
@donovinskates00625 жыл бұрын
Thanks Big Tex
@cretannia97905 жыл бұрын
When Mississippi finally turns liberal in the year 2047
@bobross46165 жыл бұрын
Evi1M4chine mmhmm
@jeffthevomitguy11785 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine more like august 23 2077
@jeffthevomitguy11785 жыл бұрын
NotPseudo Dammm feelin goofed
@spicecrop5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's pretty much how the racists in California talk now. As if minorities are their pets.
@nonoseyt49975 жыл бұрын
After WW3 in 2033
@DJillWill5 жыл бұрын
Make America great again by showing love and respect to the Immigrants. The reason we became so great in the first place. Well done guys
@landonvantrease21885 жыл бұрын
ill Will respect is earned legal immigration is good if you do it illegally you should be deported end of story
@pashlyn5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow this made me tear up a little bit well done
@jonathansaucedo19245 жыл бұрын
@@landonvantrease2188 Why do you want to deport all the whites that the Indians din't authorize to come here in the first place? You need to let it go.
@technokokos5 жыл бұрын
As European i really dont understand why are you painting Trump as anti immigrant. Being anti illegal immigration is exact opposite. United States are nation of immigrants in its core, being anti immigration is dumb, supporting illegal immigration is even dumber - both goes against same core values of your nation.
@officeranoos65445 жыл бұрын
@@jonathansaucedo1924 The Native Americans didn't claim any land as theirs, uhh since idk they migrated all the time. There was no law of the land saying people couldn't come here at that time and now that there is a law set in stone, people can't just come to the USA illegally. Not only does it mess up our economy, but its a serious threat to the US as a whole.
@ithinkinoahguy1581 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is at the end when the guy reveals that he's a librarian.. brilliant
@panoramictv92495 жыл бұрын
Im asian and I feel like I've accomplished something just by watching this lol
@ETwOneE215 жыл бұрын
PANoramic TV 😂😂😂
@power-corrupts5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@daffroof36845 жыл бұрын
Congratulations..u've just been institutionalized..
@skymike45095 жыл бұрын
PANoramic TV how that doesn’t even make sense?
@TheSaltBoiCometh5 жыл бұрын
Jack MeHoff 1,258,320
@Lunchboxdx4 жыл бұрын
i swear that belch sounded like he said nerds, after he mentioned his wife and him were librarians "we're both librarians, *belches NeRRRRDS*
@bandofthebayou14014 жыл бұрын
Bro I thought the same thing
@trau2874 жыл бұрын
I think he did lol
@the_bacon_god4 жыл бұрын
He did
@randomaccount88464 жыл бұрын
Wait he didn’t say nerds
@randomaccount88464 жыл бұрын
Nate no I’m saying wait he didn’t say nerd as in I thought he said nerd.
@darrinharris3735 жыл бұрын
Can I move to this parallel universe
@nr301995 жыл бұрын
Darrin Harris Only if I can be your plus one buddy! 😀😀
@Amatsaru295 жыл бұрын
I hear these conversations in my community pretty often (Southern California).
@spldrong5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you are already here
@cyberzangoose165 жыл бұрын
You just copied the other comment cockhead.
@knot2895 жыл бұрын
Sure. Move to San Francisco. You'll go broke at 200k a year. You'll never get away from the stench of human shit as it covers the street. You'll make new friends all the time with the thousands of homeless who are happy to ask you for money until you say no and they get violent. You'll be hand and hand with ms13 and not too far from other gang banging homies. Have a great time.
@LuisAlonzo-p1l5 ай бұрын
I live and work in Minnesota and this is EXACTLY HOW THEY SOUND. 😂😂😂
@veganchristian51275 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.
@Gotallofthem15 жыл бұрын
What part of that was funny?
@veganchristian51275 жыл бұрын
Gotallofthem1 its a meme
@amorbaeza91575 жыл бұрын
Honestly so confused at first then was like dam there genius’s
@Andrew-ix2ul5 жыл бұрын
amor baeza they’re*
@Andrew-ix2ul5 жыл бұрын
amor baeza geniuses*
@Andrew-ix2ul5 жыл бұрын
amor baeza damn*
@nikolaskatanjian42265 жыл бұрын
User relax keyboard warrior, grammar nazi.
@Andrew-ix2ul5 жыл бұрын
Julian Kat i was kidding, lmao
@whoisfrance5 жыл бұрын
"It was in everyone's mind. But I'm the one that said it" - every racist ever
@jfm145 жыл бұрын
They really do think that way. They don't know how much they don't know and have no desire to learn either.
@notpebis.mp45305 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Murray that's where your wrong kiddo
@felipemorales86865 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Murray wow you are a sheep
@magik975 жыл бұрын
It's true most of the time though. Many people hide what they truly think about others because they fear the consequences or they want to appear as politically correct.
@elephant_8885 жыл бұрын
Kyle Murray - they sure as heck can. Racism is a pretty universal human problem.
@HSKim-gu7nd2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your kind words! -From a Korean immigrant 💙
@bigogg114 жыл бұрын
I was having a bad day. A really bad day. This made me feel good about humanity. Thank you.
@KaneK12344 жыл бұрын
Now watch the news and come back to reality.
@yourargumentsucks99684 жыл бұрын
Yeah, unfortunately the liberal media won't allow positivity, because anything positive can offend those who are less positive-fortunate.
@yourargumentsucks99684 жыл бұрын
@@aevum6667 Indeed. All media is crap these days.
@yourargumentsucks99684 жыл бұрын
@@aevum6667 I do feel that the conservative media is not nearly as spineless, but every bit as belligerently fake, as the liberal media. He who does not watch the news is uninformed. He who watches the news is misinformed. Anyone who believes that is untrue is not being honest with themselves (no matter which outlet they choose).
@lusciouslocks87904 жыл бұрын
Your Argument Sucks every outlet is biased. That doesn’t mean it’s all fake. Look for what sources are used with each piece. It’s easy to lie but hard to make it look credible, especially with how much news these outlets need to churn out every day
@ScreamingGoat-m6z5 жыл бұрын
“You opened up the flood gates now my friend” 😂
@reycaribe5 жыл бұрын
You know what you done done did?
@DrMurdercock5 жыл бұрын
@@reycaribe Released the Kraken
@sellamwani73005 жыл бұрын
Its maafwend.hahaa
@rayneedaze3084 жыл бұрын
As a minority and hearing negativity about my race all around me all the time this was really nice to hear. It's one of those comedy skits that actually teared me up more than it made me laugh, and in a good way.
@neveenhaidar4 жыл бұрын
same
@wardaddy63744 жыл бұрын
Same, but I’m a majority
@crow_77174 жыл бұрын
Well im glad to hear this made you feel better
@Theozzie114 жыл бұрын
@@wardaddy6374 Exactly.
@anonymoususer6384 жыл бұрын
People call me racist shit everyday welcome to the internet
@BOBMAN19802 жыл бұрын
So real shit: I come from a small rural AZ community. My first college, just an hour away, had a full-time student enrollment of around 400, and was in a small cotton-farming town. I worked overnight at the 24-hour diner to pay my tuition, and there were so many times I'd hear the town's 'good ol boys' get into conversations like this, almost verbatim.
@dskdev7 ай бұрын
fuckin mexicans hard working and industrious people they are
@theoster3 жыл бұрын
Finding key and peele videos you've never seen is like finding $36 in your pocket after taking your clothes out the dryer.
@theoster3 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Caine it is that's why you're watching seeing if you find a new video
@theoster3 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Caine ok, stupid dumb ass loser how did you get here? It really don't matter because I don't care about your life or your thoughts. So kick rocks bum
@eldrickemc46027 ай бұрын
I always find money in my winter coats, like a year later. It's the best feeling
@奶粉-j2i5 жыл бұрын
Peele fits in all the characters, even how they talk or how their body languages is…so impressive
@sabin974 жыл бұрын
and they way he fixes his hair.
@tanayc86795 жыл бұрын
"How about the Indians" Me: Hell yeah India... we gonna finally be represented in Key and Peele!" "F* Native Americans" Me: Damn.
@davidbowman29915 жыл бұрын
You clearly set yourself up for disappointment.
@xxslears2xx5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gavInaWifcSjoLM this one has them playing an indian, but im not sure thats what you meant?
@mfsneko19055 жыл бұрын
India is part of asian
@sakthiveltamilan5 жыл бұрын
MFS neko neko right!!
@07cbailey075 жыл бұрын
Yea I think native Americans would come before India in this scenario. But hey I'm cool with India. But dont think it doesn't piss me off when I say I'm Indian and people assume im talking about india 🤦♂️🤦♂️. That gets me. Native Americans still exist fam. We aren't extinct yet. 💪
@urallbadkids2 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my absolute all time favorite skit's they do - pure gold.
@nathanpray62795 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they reuploaded this cause this is my favorite
@wisdomozubu61445 жыл бұрын
We both librarians. Burps(nerds) 😂😂😂🤣
@techgoggles5 жыл бұрын
Wisdom Ozubu wait a minute... why is being a nerd bad? I wish i was a nerd... they are smart, invent shtuf... they save lives!
@DarknessGamingAtYoutube5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I didn't realize that until now 🤣
@amandeepbaghiana45105 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of racism I can get behind
@theaquaticadventurer56024 жыл бұрын
Damn right
@suhatafe4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup!
@MattM02013 жыл бұрын
I love how he burps "nerds" at 3:01 lol. Totally off-vibe at the end.
@bait52572 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mainaru55585 жыл бұрын
Oh man too much positivity in this 😂😂 is this a re run or is there another season?
@NemyacX5 жыл бұрын
this is a re upload
@spitty34565 жыл бұрын
This is old man
@n1c985 жыл бұрын
You can never have enough +++++++++itivity xD
@babyslimeargo5 жыл бұрын
Re-upload
@tdog44235 жыл бұрын
Main aru ha so funny
@Manthis5 жыл бұрын
2:34 "That's not bad for a non-alcoholic beer" LMFAO
@sweatshirtmusik4 жыл бұрын
Barry Allen finally corrected the timeline
@CC-vw1nd2 жыл бұрын
This is closer to the truth than some think. I live in Kentucky and these kinds of conversations are not uncommon. My husband is an immigrant from South America since the 80’s. We moved back to my home state of Kentucky from California. He was blown away at how friendly people are, nothing like the stereotypes fed by media.
@AvitalShtap Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to hear that! I exist at the intersection of a few minorities so I feel like huge portions of the country are basically inaccessible for safety reasons🤣but I love how you mentioned that more folks are becoming like this. That is so great to hear. Thank you! /gen
@condemnedpotbelly8491 Жыл бұрын
Wow... that's awesome
@truebluekit5 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly wholesome. Everyone was just thinking about it, but I damn well said it.
@crovax175 жыл бұрын
This is the most truthful key and peele skit ever made.
@draco_dadonut90505 жыл бұрын
Id like to crack a non alcholic cold one with these dudes lmao
@preparingforyahuah78715 жыл бұрын
It nothing like a non alcoholic beer and a tobacco free cigarettes after a long days work!
@nutritiousnut5 жыл бұрын
@@preparingforyahuah7871 tobacco free cigarette? So just cancer
@Trendkilla5 жыл бұрын
Non alcoholic beer and tobacco free cigarettes? Why do stupid without any of the benefits. Just save your money kids.
@preparingforyahuah78715 жыл бұрын
I'm going thru a identity crisis...I dont know whether I want to be the "Biker Type Bad Boy" or the "Prius Driving Vegan"...guess you can say im weighing out my options!
@nanceenhoskins1128 Жыл бұрын
"We're both librarians"... got to love the educated.
@kombuchas46845 жыл бұрын
This is the most wholesome sketch I've ever seen
@jencgold5 жыл бұрын
Hannah W. Sweet. If everyone can joke like this. 😂🤣. Theses guys make me happy ❤️❤️☺️🐥🐥
@Namelezz_Guy5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 😂 Another video proving why these guys were/are/will always be my *FAVORITE* comedians of all time... Really wish I could meet them some day...
@gassy80025 жыл бұрын
Bro ikr
@camwise49735 жыл бұрын
Take it easy
@bushisahomo5 жыл бұрын
apart from the substitute teacher skit they really arent funny at all
@ponderoustomes90055 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Richard Pryor
@anthonymcdonagh64165 жыл бұрын
Me toooooo🍀😂👍
@briang83995 жыл бұрын
“How about them Asians” 😂
@sunshineandhookers8012 Жыл бұрын
If someone hasn't been to a dive bar in the south, hey would be surprised at how accurate this actually is the conversations are more hushed to be polite and the beer is definitely alcoholic but other than that pretty much spot on.