ASMR | (Alleged, Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 5-3-2023 (Soft Spoken)

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[@krazyoyster6003]

Hypothetically, I've been waiting for another gossip video. Allegedly, anyway

[@dreamerfishb]

😅😅

[@codered0280]

😂😂

[@angelawilson4868]

😂😂😂😂

[@tortimeese]

My fave, too!

[@Reldas]

Just to play devil’s advocate, same.

[@phunkybarbie]

The biggest twist would be if Mary one day reveals that they don’t actually have any neighbors and this all was really hypothetical 😂

[@taylornicole5037]

Anything involving Joe is bound to be a gem of a story, hypothetically.

[@Splattermelt]

Have the Nosey Lady go into Buffalo Bill's yard at night to see what's going on and you'll solve two problems at once.

[@SketchyxJeff]

This is a hilariously good idea, hypothetically. Allegedly.

[@tultiden2040]

This video is, hypothetically speaking, very relaxing. Theoretically, this whole channel is a palace of tranquility.

[@abbierose92]

Mary being on the HOA is the plot twist I was waiting for, I love it lol

[@wubbalubbadubdub_64]

I be eating up these videos more than any reality tv show

[@darlene9894]

me fr

[@Thiccems69]

gurl so true

[@hailee9620]

i need this to be a tv show 🤣

[@cleown5123]

the Mrs Nancy situation has me on the floor, old people who have nothing to do all day truly go crazy huh....... "decor of the barnyard nature" I CAN'T

[@44macymoo]

Hypothetically, I think “Joe” has other reasons for housing wayward women that may or may not involve that plumbing service. Hypothetically, of course! 😂

[@Laura.v.b]

your neighbourhood needs its own comedy tv show....the stuff going on is stuff that even the best tv writers cant make up.

[@melodykosik333]

You are SUCH a good storyteller!! Allegedly

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

The description on of the “Wing-wing” bike never ceases to take me out. A lot of people drive them in my community so the accuracy is spot-on to me. 💀

[@gracefulbarbie]

yaaaayyyy Mary posted a video!!!!! even though you’re going through so much right now you still take the time out of your busy days to make a video for us ❤️ thank you mary we love you!!!

[@sarahdenzer1444]

I am so invested in the dudes in trucks saga! These neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite videos on you tube!

[@katk1958]

I squealed with delight (hypothetically, of course) when I saw this video. Partly (just a small part) because I didn't even expect a video tonight because of your brand new job. But, a bigger part of partly, 😂, is because it's a Neighborhood Gossip video! I'm in heaven. 😊 Thank you, Mary!

[@emilycarney7827]

I clicked so fast on this! Thank you for this hypothetically allegedly story😂

[@messylifewithnikki8408]

Girl you better stop it. We live for these videos mary. ❤❤❤😊

[@loupurvis3148]

“Some drains gettin’ snaked over there…” 🤣🤣🤣 Hypothetically, this story is the best thing in my life. 😂

[@alexandrablue4709]

“Tiny house for wayward woman” oh my god I lold so much 😂😂😂😂

[@thottywizard]

I could never have the patience you have Mary, if my neighbors had come to my door with these issues after a long day of work I’d have some rude words and a door to slam in their faces! Being on the hoa board sounds so stressful!

[@melinix]

No matter how many times I hear the nickname you still crack me up whenever you call the two lady-friends Itchy and Scratchy 😂😂 I've been, hypothetically, a silent subscriber of yours for many years, thanks for all the content Mary!

[@TessaLCastro1216]

Theoretically, if I lived in this hypothetical neighborhood, I'd be sitting out with my tub of popcorn allegedly enjoying the show lol Thank You so much for this tonight, Mary🍿

[@stikkinixx]

Ugh I cannot stand nosy neighbors!! Like Mary, I'm an anti-packrat, and I get rid of stuff on a regular basis. I generally give it away in my local 'buy nothing' group, or sell it on Craigslist/Facebook, so people come to the house to pick it up. I'm also disabled, and can't drive, so I order all my groceries and get food delivery. On top of that, I have a personal care attendant who comes over several days a week, plus lots of friends and family who care about me. My neighborhood busy-body noticed cars coming and going, and told everyone who would listen that I'm a drug dealer. She did everything she could to get me in trouble for it, including trying to get me evicted (I rent). I tried to explain the reality of the situation to her, but she thinks I'm lying. It's really added a lot of stress to my life. Y'all, there are so many different reasons why someone might be getting a lot of traffic. Mind your own business, Nosy Nancy's!!

[@starrynightasmr]

I love these! It’s like the Burbs 😂 What is he digging back there?!

[@shannonwestfield6641]

Omgosh the carrot cake with the " not carrots" had me dying on my drive home from work today. Thanks for that Mary

[@Mmercury24]

Your neighbors are absolutely nutty. I’m so sorry you have to deal with these people!!

[@becausehiddles]

also with every one of these hypothetical videos, the dudes in trucks saga has me more and more convinced that your town is being haunted by the ghosts of pipeline workers

[@mz3588]

I need a conclusion to Buffalo Bill and the dudes in trucks! I feel like I've been following this storyline for years and I'm desperate to know why they're doing what they do 😭

[@marshmallows5641]

Oh I would hypothetically, allegedly love to see Tripp's alleged TikToks! LMAO 🤣They sound hilarious!

[@kaoo3540]

19:28 It’s 1AM and I can’t stop laughing about this situation 😂😂 it’s so absurd and weird

[@letty2712]

This Joe is unbelievable! 😱 The more I hear, the more I wonder how in the world you manage to stay calm Mary… hypothetically. Take care ❤

[@luciditymarch__]

Buffalo Bill's part of the video sounds like something straight out of the Burbs 🤣🤣

[@emmam8973]

mary, you are allegedly one of the funniest ladies on youtube

[@annac1896]

“i think it just goes back to some sort of insecurity that I’m not familiar with.” so deadpan…Im on the floor Mary! lol hope i can remember this while dealing with men in my own life lol

[@larahporter8123]

My mum’s front yard has a ceramic rabbit and turtle. I’m about to get her a donkey that holds 2 baskets of flowers. It looks so beautiful, everybody that passes in front of her yard pays her so much compliments! She is so happy!

[@keziafrancesca9334]

‘I like money’ me too son 😂

[@JustVaughn.]

I have waiting to hear about the home owner's association meetings and what ever happens in your neighborhood. Love your Hypothetical neighborhood gossip.

[@katejohnson5275]

Omg, Nancy’s a hypothetical theoretical REAL LIFE 40’s Gossipy Lady!!😂

[@adelaxoxo]

Buffalo bill has definitely hypothetically committed some kind of crime

[@ellahiple]

hypothetically, this is the juiciest gossip i’ve ever heard. you’re life is so exciting, allegedly

[@sydalexatea]

CONGRATULATIONS on your new job!! I too just started a completely new career a month ago and I'm still slightly overwhelmed learning something totally new but I do LOVE it so far! ❤🎉

[@SelinaShaw]

OMG these Alleged and Hypothetical board stories are VERY relatable. I've been on several boards, including a planning board, and people just don't realize that individual board members have zero power or authority: You can only act as a board, and only in session. I do appreciate, after watching these, both the time I spent on them and the time I got off them. 😂

[@acybanks616]

Omg Mary Have you seen stranger things? Lol your town has become a testing Zone!! Haha. Find out what’s down that rode!

[@psandker]

Trip actually sounds pretty hilarious😅 Can you do an ASMR interview with him?

[@MK-Hogan]

I’m always aggravated with things in my HOA. Then someone reminds me that I could run for the board, and I think of all the responsibilities and how people will want to blame me for everything, so I hush and go back to my own business.

[@juliayvr2015]

LOST IT at the cake part lmaooo

[@thecabinwitch6689]

This is the best of the series yet ms Mary 😂😅 can’t wait 4 the next 1!

[@Noname-vw7vj]

I’ve recently came across your channel and I love this alleged story. Hypothetically speaking miss Nancy is definitely a negative one.

[@beckym1728]

this is allegedly my absolute favorite series on youtube… im so glad for the update, thank you mary!!!!

[@elksel]

Yay i’m so happy! This is my fav series! Thank you Mary 🤍

[@JessTheory]

These are such a treat, like aldi hauls, sandwich making vids and eyeshadow on paper face vids🎉

[@dmaz4406]

These are my absolute favorite but I always fall asleep and I never finish them so I actually don't know any of the gossip😂

[@hollssfilm]

Oh my goodness! A gossip video!! What a treat

[@Bambi568]

Lol the carrot cake reminds of the pie from the movie the help

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1i]

Your videos bring me so much comfort ❤

[@lizzywhispers3905]

Hypothetically these videos make my day…. Always looking forward to the next 🎉

[@laurakelseymari]

Hypothetically I am so invested in your neighborhood drama and these are my favorite videos 😂❤️

[@becausehiddles]

your neighbors are always such a... colorful bunch... allegedly

[@krisblue12]

This is allegedly exactly what I was waiting for

[@meganalice93]

We moved house and had no WiFi and the anxiety has been awful not having your videos. So glad to be able to watch them again! ❤

[@Asongfromme]

I've been really stressed and out of sorts this week, thank you for doing a nice long chatting video 👏🏼

[@kelliking6428]

😂😂😂😂😂I love these so much you have no idea. At this point I watch regardless of If I’m trying to sleep or not

[@maddie107]

Does Joe actually look like Roland Schitt from Schitt’s Creek or is my imagination all wrong? 😁

[@esmusc1]

This neighborhood gossip is new to me, but this is hilarious 🤣. Thank you Mary ❤ You make me laugh so much. You're the best!!

[@lizziew4741]

the way I gasped when I saw this notification like it was a huge plot twist in the series finale of a tv show 😂

[@susanneary4165]

Mary you are wonderful. You always cheer me up. And i want to congratulate you on your new job, i know you will be absolutely amazing at it.

[@SueBeka]

I was worried when I heard you say your son would be doing the mowing. The neighbors are crazy, hypothetically

[@ScottBill28]

I can't wait to watch this later. I've been waiting for another one of these videos.

[@genniepenny]

Love the updates

[@RiaBale]

Been waiting for another one of these 😍

[@nayrainbowsparkle]

Hypotheticaly allegedly i love your videos. Allegedly hypothetically this is just what i needed todat. Allegedly.

[@PaperAntlers222]

Omg yes these are my favorites! Can’t wait to watch tonight thank you so much for always sharing even though you are busy with the new job! Best wishes 🥰🥰

[@kaybee2921]

plot twist: all these characters are Mary’s alter egos 😂 hypothetically of course jkjk love ya hope you had a wonderful mother’s day ❤ i’ve been waiting on another neighborhood video! yours are by far my favorite on youtube ! 💯

[@Kekeke230kekeke]

Love these types of videos the most ❤❤❤

[@Ljenn_86]

If only Miss Nancy knew about the phallic ornaments in the back🤣🤣🤣

[@KayW-gd2if]

Wow imagine having that little going on in your life that somebody having a decorative pigs on their property winds you up that much that you have to complain 😂

[@thottywizard]

The neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite! It’s like a bunch of fun (hypothetical) updates haha, loving the video so far!

[@twiggystardust9573]

Yep. Joe is definitely overcompensating.

[@blacknailzpolish]

Omg!! Got so happy seeing this upload, they’re my favorite

[@voiceofreason6686]

Alligatory 🐊& hypnothetically ⏱😴 been waiting for this video 🥰

[@bizygirl1]

You make me smile… I love your sense of humor

[@mediocrebit]

I'd like to paint my house mint green and put flamingos in my yard

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Yes, that'd be awesome! 😊

[@WeAreTheNewAgeHQ]

THIS IS PURE GOLD 😁👍

[@melaniejones1172]

Great video Mary!

[@BabyBlue-um3li]

I love this videos so much! Hypothetically speaking of course. 🤭💕 Thank you Mary!!

[@markromanoff2374]

I could not put this down once I started listening 😮! I so hope these are just super wonderful stories and not true but if they are - OMG Mary, I feel horrible for you 😢❤!!

[@victoriaablett9098]

You are hilarious. Love your stories. Xx

[@maxbull6166]

I love these story’s hypothetical ❤

[@sarka4727]

Is this like a whole series? I need to go back and watch them all i really am enjoying this one. Do you have a playlist with them all in it?

[@slay_ur_existence2960]

Yes she has a playlist of them

[@sarka4727]

@@slay_ur_existence2960 ty! Im going to check it out rn.

[@susanp.4781]

Why do I like these episodes so much…😜

[@Jesslyn2911]

These are my favorites. Thank you!

[@_Mimi_711]

Your facial expressions, holy shit I love them! Great vid as alwaysss

[@Schmusekissens]

Yesss love your gossip videos! Great that your new job is going well!

[@anewrae]

Thank you for this video 😊. So excited!

[@michm5655]

These gossip videos are gold! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to keep us in the loop… allegedly 😉

[@Danistormcloud]

Oh how I love these!

[@acybanks616]

Start recording your neighbor That’s sketchy killer type stuff. Especially with the Weird compliment I’d for real say keep an eye on him

[@MarianelaVarela-f5w]

Yeah that's super concerning

[@jessicafreeborn4997]

The dudes in trucks are definitely aliens or spies lol

[@sonjalh]

I love these videos. 😊Feels like talking with a friend.

[@mrslisafielding]

Have you Googled street viewed to see the service road? I would just be curious. Hope everything is going well Mary.