Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 4/5

[@SovietWomble]

Press 6 to count those nipples!

[@edwardlee2662]

Great work again Soviet. Now have a nice break.

[@yabaiyen]

6

[@Pilot4Fun]

See you in a month!

[@exter7951]

I myself also have 6 nipples

[@viperbite25]

@@edwardlee2662 for 3 - 5 months he deserves it

[@EdbergUploads]

People forget the amount of hours I've spent in the trenches. So do I sometimes..

[@MN-ce7ec]

Holy shit it's male nep

[@sckecherten8304]

Do I dare ask what you were doing?

[@manumukhesh6116]

This sounds like the penultimate scene from a movie about gulag survivors

[@Xfier246]

?

[@applehack97]

oh look it's the mexican sniper

[@jomar1001001]

ZF would airstrike a village of poor people if it meant them getting to their destination 10 seconds quicker.

[@EricGamer87365]

F A C T ‘ S

[@stupidoeecho6949]

Jomar1001001 yeah, except they’d miss the village and hit themselves

[@TheDunestyler]

wait... they DID do that!

[@HicSvntAnseres]

Where you see an orphanage, ZF sees a shortcut.

[@rebelkommando6166]

You wouldn't?

[@claxs11]

Watching bullshittery over the years it's like Nevil has had a whole character arc going on

[@alexpreface]

He's going through a phase

[@oldmanramblingatclouds]

I know, right? I gotta admit, I had my doubts that first video he appeared in, but he's fitting in quite well! He's certainly growing on me- like a fungus, to be fair, but still.

[@privatelast8724]

He finally learned how to talk

[@samiham]

Womble can understand him now

[@grayvestowne5751]

He’s actually Womble’s dog

[@lpsstars6080]

The stages of watching Soviet 1) Get excited for new video 2) Watch new video 3) Binge watch old videos 4) Get bored cause you've binge watched them 10 times already 5) Forget about it for a month 6) Repeat

[@AchyutRM]

It's impressive how there's so much replay value to his videos. Blows my mind every time I watch them and not feel happy.

[@Kenneth-zk1nh]

Agreed but, yeah that's pretty much the process

[@iamthepepsiman5730]

Step 4 seems to be wrong. It implies I've ever gotten tired of binge watching his videos.

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Stage 6 is also inaccurate. It implies that after stage 5 of waiting a month, Stage 2 becomes possible, suggesting there'd be a new video in just one month instead of 42 years internet time.

[@justinherrera7120]

@@Kenneth-zk1nhes þ t

[@JanitoRiceMeister]

**Gets fired upon and RPG'd by his own allies** Edberg: Call an ambulance... (pulls out sniper rifle) ...BUT NOT FOR ME

[@dannyn6036]

Hat Guy American Sniper here lads

[@mdriz1353]

Well said!

[@notreallytomclancy]

Hat Guy when is that

[@simplyhammer5105]

Just remember that when they first met Edburg, he single handed wiped their entire squad, just for messing with a side base on rust.

[@ProjektSymphony]

@@simplyhammer5105 Do you have a link to the rust video where they first met him?

[@thegamereaper5755]

Womble: “Nevil your money is around that corner there...” Suspicious Nevil: *loads LMG with malicious intent*

[@ramboslice7191]

Fuck, you beat me to it lol

[@seantaggart7382]

NEVIL: COME HERE!!!!

[@hunterbassett2550]

Damn I was going to do that as well

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

Ye- Yeah hold on a sec... just gotta insert this clip here, latch this there; close it all up, flick off the safety- BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM........ BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM...

[@arneblonski2688]

*loads LMG with suspicious intent*

[@LarrysTea]

Either: A) Nevil's speaking has gotten better Or B) I've gotten better at understanding Nevil

[@ltamez2635]

Both

[@guardianboreal1432]

Definetly both

[@michaelaeschbacher4648]

He tends to communicate more through the universal language of a gun barrel

[@michaelkurniawan4629]

Both

[@najibalq4426]

C) were being fluent in idiot

[@danielskrivan6921]

2:19 I guess you can say those mines are anti-Social.

[@outrighteight8205]

will you be seeing yourself out or.......?

[@De_Lune8002]

That's not terrible and that also not good

[@callsignhermit]

Maybe they got mad when they didn't see Social distancing.

I'm sorry to break the combo you guys got going on here but damn, this comment thread is hilarious. Congrats guys.

[@sparkz6349]

Take a like, and leave. Right fucking now. Please. You are scaring me.

[@jellomiki]

I kinda love how Nevil said multiple times that it wasn't his name, but everybody chose to ignore that

[@wea69420]

They can't ignore the holyness of Nevil tho

[@cyman8667]

Yeah, I thought the same thing. I think he simply gave up by now

[@louvie1066]

I still find it hilarious.

[@skar9556]

His name is Nevil, he embraced it.

[@MrRolnicek]

Ignore? They just didn't understand him when he said it!

[@entirelystressed]

"No, dont, it's a civilian." "So?" I think Nevils been taking lessons from Cyanide

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

He was definitely the Cyanide of this video lmao

[@KainaX122]

"Citizens"? I think you mean "acceptable casualties"

[@beefystu559]

He is even more chaotic than Cyanide.

[@kasureashtadoke1604]

Even better than Cyanide

[@lkcdarzadix6216]

@@beefystu559 his chaotic neutral

[@xtosxblind1]

Nevil is the Best developed character in this weird Office type show.

[@PalPlays]

I never compared it to the Office, but I certainly do now.

[@Rikimaru0523]

Except these guys are actually funny.

[@shaneg4511]

Aztec0523 ur a sinner

[@pandoranbias1622]

Tos Nevil is the only character with a story arc.

[@MrAlekoy]

Wouldn't be the same without Nevil

[@doubleoof7907]

Other Arma 3 players: *careful tactics and planning* ZF: *spends the entire GDP of the US to get revenge on some guy*

[@capy-karma186]

Me seeing Businessman: "Womble's Homosexuality seems to be pursuing him."

[@erikbeuk900]

It is because of his gaydar

[@thebilldaman0113]

This is a Cyanide level line right here

[@seantaggart7382]

G MAN

[@tommygunengineer9184]

G-Man: Prepare for unforeseen consequences Womble: *Gets rammed from the side by a truck* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mr.2083]

He just forgot to turn Grindr off

[@artificerdrachen6908]

"The money is around that corner in the room." Nevil: *MENACINGLY RELOADS LMG*

[@EricTheRedWiseman]

Eyes glowing red

[@JODRecaps]

hello Artiicer. btw its scarce here

[@makcumko]

ゴゴゴゴ'

[@sharkie0042]

@d skux *RELOADS LMG WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

[@prestonstewart6516]

Holy N’ Evil. Not Nevil.

[@S1L3NTSNA1L]

"Far superior driving" Clang transcends games

[@kurovy07]

@3D Modeller womble is just getting good on understanding idiot language.

[@dadragonfireoutdoors5642]

Perhaps pink business man is clang in human form...

[@QuixoteBadger]

@3D Modeller I think womble is just better at translating than before.

[@S1L3NTSNA1L]

@3D Modeller the subtitles

[@jasontodd9947]

@3D Modeller he just got a better mic

[@dorkmax7073]

"Nevil plays heavy metal music" Ah yes, Fall Out Boy, the pinnacle of Metal

[@z123zocker2]

Whats his channel tho cant find it

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

@@z123zocker2 As far as I know, he doesn't have a KZbin channel. He does stream on Twitch as "HolyNEvil," though.

[@saintlucifer7250]

I was about to comment the fact that fall out boy is not heavy metal xD

[@seandaly4833]

Time stamp?

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

"Did I just become a victim of a hit and run?!" No, the Daily Mail took revenge on you for running over their reporter

[@masonjames6628]

Holy fuck I'm dieing

[@kapitankapital6580]

Don't fuck with the Daily Mail, they always get even...

[@primalcarnage2480]

no your just a dick

[@hedlund]

@@kapitankapital6580 Yeah, though usually they "get even" by publishing their shit before there's anything to get even for. Pre-revenge, I guess?

[@KallegrandStudios]

Pretty sure it was saying Buzzfeed. Which is why everyone laughed.

[@caleron6945]

8:39 Just wanted to point out the 'pew's that hit the wall and then slowly sink and fade away in the water. Some real dedicated editing there that I think a lot of people probably missed

[@DeathnoteBB]

Caleron And people wonder why these videos take forever

[@seantaggart7382]

@@DeathnoteBB yeah!

[@sebyarg9413]

Do you know what program use to edit? That shit is so haard xD

[@charliemyszkowski6681]

Seby Arg I believe it’s Sony Vegas, but could be Adobe Premiere Pro

[@thaurane]

Iirc it used to be Vegas a long time ago but is now Adobe.

[@joshwalker1453]

I still love the fact that his name isn't actually nevil

[@debjoy12]

"just embrace it, man" 😂😂

[@byronyao5748]

debjoy12 “so you embrace the bellend?”

[@novaiscool1]

If he ever went with Nevel we all know they would start calling him HollyinEvil

[@420bakedLizard]

@@byronyao5748 not the right qoute

[@byronyao5748]

Slimeshack idk just trying

[@alexwaddington6161]

I fucking love how Nevil just goes "fucking cunt gimme my money" that's some genuine character development since he was too nervous to correct his name for months

[@Mystic2760]

and in just the previous episode he _did_ correct Womble but Womble just insisted Nevil roll with it anyway

[@n0m4r22]

"They're not loot boxes, they're suprise mechanics" "It's not screaming, it's a yelp of surprise and alarm"

[@gamer-hl4cp]

it’s not delivery, it’s digiorno

[@thatguybrody4819]

i did not lose! i merely failed to win.

[@ElatedSphee]

It's Hotel... Trivago.

[@ashippoi5711]

When you really need to get that 3000 words

[@SkullzJoker12]

@@thatguybrody4819 fking hell i understood that reference

[@sol9513]

Seeing a sovietwomble vid uploaded is like seeing an old friend that you've lost in touch for like a decade.

[@mannyheffley9551]

Truest analogy ever lol.

[@FGirao]

Yes

[@WorldHello-ne8mn]

This is what quality costs

[@acannibalpotato]

Truth!

[@roboalexjohn5353]

@I see it like this I feel like He does care but he is trying to do quality over quantity

[@mctavishsoap3815]

That business man is a weapon dealer for sure. He’s just hanging around to check if his clients are happy with the products or not.

[@saffiwilli2585]

He is Cyanide just trolling them

[@Rekzombies]

@@saffiwilli2585 I feel like this is accurate, but is this actually based on anything?

[@saffiwilli2585]

@@Rekzombies just the fact that it is something cy would do.

[@goshyplays3839]

Hes G-man

[@rachelbennett6464]

He's an NPC called Nikos Panagopouluos. I'm not sure why he's showing up in Soviet's gameplay, since his official role is "The Current President-elect of the Republic of Altis and Stratis" but the character model is his.

[@CHern_1153]

Womble : “Because I appreciate all of you” *stifled snicker*

[@SB170]

Me at 7:42: "Holy shit, they actually hit something." Five seconds later: "...seems about right."

[@MrHarshverdhan]

I mean.... They are ZF?

[@oddacity5883]

Shaun Appleton The only thing they’d hit is hit themself

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

They did their job, but they still fucked up 😂😂

[@lowresgamr]

Everytime ZF hits anything it's always going to be themselves.

[@BarstucksCoffee]

SSS Security ZF is literally the Task Failed Successfully meme

[@cisco3111]

ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1986.

[@miljenko4209]

what are they serbs

[@Looted_guy]

*since 1967

[@Peporoni]

@@Looted_guy *since 1946

[@blooxeno1537]

"didn't you hear him sneeze when he fired the RPG? He definitely didn't mean to kill all those orphans."

[@Freakyman403]

@@Peporoni *since 1914

[@The1Fau]

Nevil: you owe me money Soviet: I don't have it right now *Name has donated xx amount* *Name has subscribed for xx months* *Image of soviet surrounded by money*

[@JODRecaps]

hello Fau. btw its scarce here

[@nganjieming]

Btw Nevil english has improved Or Womble has become fluent in idiot

[@flameBMW245]

1:26 i love this kind of unexpected comedy, when you expect Womble to laugh because of his remark of appreciating his chat, but end up with him getting mad at his team who is shooting each other, i personally love that

[@danoconnor5138]

“I know the Americans are the ones eating.” Can a man not enjoy his canned tuna in peace?

[@therealanonymous6627]

I'm trying to eat my cereal and I'm getting harassed

[@MrClickity]

Jokes on him, I finished my pizza before he made that remark!

[@MultiGodofrock]

I somehow manage to be eating the moment he says that, Everytime i watch this video

[@Eddneton94]

probably aint even tuna

[@danoconnor5138]

Nearly Evil 665 Cross my heart it is 💛

[@Bomber_Ted]

"What are you shooting at?" "I don't know." Nevil's an American.

[@duckman12569]

Isn't that the RoE for using an MG anyway?

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@duckman12569 If you just fire until the box is empty, you'll have to hit _something_

[@whoknows7968]

I mean... is he? What the hell is his accent.

[@S-Asker]

@@whoknows7968 Like American English is seen as the English for Mentally slower people by the British, so is the language N'evil is speaking for the Americans, it is an even more simplified version of American English.

[@whoknows7968]

​@@S-Asker ... The joke was that Nevil is American because he shoots at things blindly, not that he speaks for Americans. I asked what his accent is because, as an American, it didn't sound like anything I've heard before. He has a Vietnamese accent apparently and a speech impediment.

[@unoticedskillz4311]

“Far superior driving” “Clang will transcends to other games to punish Soviet for his mistakes”

[@josephburchanowski4636]

I'M FLYING

[@keyofrage5386]

lol

[@joet7449]

I bet Nevil is secretly Clang.

[@unoticedskillz4311]

Joe T I secretly bet that Edberg is Clang all along.

[@TheActualMrLink]

Clang. Like Berserk 2016.

[@FinanciallyConfident-h7f]

“I’ll have you know I have an exam in 2 months” - Corona virus enters the chat

[@Ahmed-vk8pv]

That was literally 9 months ago😂😂

[@ghostcat8399]

9:24 It sounds like the chat wasn’t the only thing Coronavirus entered

[@wp6192]

"What if kids work in that factory?" Be honest Womble, that hasn't been a concern in the past for you.

[@chitandaeru7239]

He was hoping for it.

[@x_zerzex7556]

*sings* : badgers we are the badgers yeah...

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

@@x_zerzex7556 "We blow up faaaactories that endorse child labor!"

[@Slizzo82]

Need I remind Womble, of the shotgun frag round incident?

[@hunterbassett2550]

May I also remind how he called an air strike on a civvi village

[@praetorian9823]

*Releases a video only a month after his last one* “Don’t do that, don’t give me hope!”

[@felixsubakti6907]

Two different games though technically two different editing lines

[@aisterpendragon6694]

@@felixsubakti6907 he has a lots of different editting line if that's wat u meant.

[@JODRecaps]

hi Joseph. btw its scarce here

[@nightx7596]

@@JODRecaps you done?

[@TheXr4tz]

You mean don't give food?

[@mareczek00713]

I love how you rained hell on Edberg to no effect while he casually one-shotted two of you...

[@gagecole4913]

Edberg is easily the most competent of the main cast, mostly because he actually learns and focuses on succeeding instead of war crimes.

[@gagecole4913]

@Professor Pulsar Yeah, in any of their CS GO videos Edberg carries the whole team

[@midasking7580]

Edberg is definitely one of the best, if not THE best, members of their clan. Just check his KZbin or Twitch clips for proof. Dudes a badass.

[@malcubed2327]

"Blow that shit up!" "No it's civilian" "So?" The Badgers in a nutshell.

[@branchtree448]

8:23 "Is it bad to be erect?" Depends. Is it because of the explosion or because of the thought of potentially children dying?

[@big__dooosh]

b o t h

[@insertyourchannelnamehere8018]

@@big__dooosh or especially the second one

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Unless the firey explosion looks like a hot lady nobody should be getting erect

[@insertyourchannelnamehere8018]

@@jareththegoblinking3191 well i got erect while hearing the word children so deal with it ,liberal😎

[@poggersquirrel583]

Why not both?

[@dart9435]

"Blow up the car!" "Its a civilian" "so?" ZF in a nutshell

[@rn-zu5ld]

As womble says ZF means Zebra fiddles cause they like to fiddle with zebras

[@ytjazz1011]

Dart Productions well that did come from the guy who speaks in broken English and sometimes doesn’t even know what he just said

[@GamesLegoemais]

I laughed so hard at that

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

He fits in perfectly

[@Mikoyan01]

ZFCyanide (in 2015): Soviet, why are you in a diving suit? SovietWomble: Pays to be prepared. Also SovietWomble (in 2019/2020): *asks the exact same question he's asked 5 years ago to Nevil* ...man, I feel old.

[@somewhereelse1235]

It's only like, 7 episodes ago.

[@iago110]

Yeah so 5 years

[@metalhead1027]

"WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?!?" -Cyanide

[@onyxlord3574]

He's passing the torch

[@kangomatocryptid86]

I just put this as A bloody comment!

[@BeefSupreme138]

“I say Americans because I know you’re the ones eating.” *Looks down at plate of chicken in despair*

[@Qtoyghs]

9:10 "Piss off, Ed!" He says after spending minutes firing magazines worth of rifle rounds at him and at least one RPG round.

[@fulcrum2951]

"at least one"

[@Danjor0613]

@@fulcrum2951 Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

[@rat-wc7wj]

And not a single one of them fucking hit!

[@Gralorn]

@@rat-wc7wj Typical ZF aiming at its best. Edberg is another category.

[@TheMotionHero]

Social: *Grows two legs right after the first mine* The second mine: “Allow me to introduce myself”

[@cheesecake8620]

*I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

[@mujtabaellari2597]

Nah Social was crawling on the ground with his arms and the second mine blew those off as well.

[@SocialSystemable]

Fuck those mines!

[@TheMotionHero]

@@SocialSystemable They seemed to already fuck you there! xD

[@MoonVeill]

Just a subtle 2:56 "AHH WHY AM I FLYING" that really got me

[@giantturtlecat2959]

Element Zero About as subtle as Raid:Shadow Legends

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

He sounded like the scout from tf2

[@malakkennedy6949]

Sat straight-faced all the way til then and fucking lost it.

[@LybertyZ]

@@malakkennedy6949 My favorite part!

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

A question asked by someone not well versed in Arma physics, to be sure

[@trentonshipp2875]

5:25 the pink shirted businessman is like a supernatural entity that brings upon bad luck to all who touch his hatchback

[@cayden2443]

"You have an RPG" "Ooh..." "Ah, ah, ACHOO!" I don't know why, but this made me die laughing for the next 10 minutes.

[@GamesLegoemais]

That was funny as hell

[@vrygon0]

''Hang on...I've got a sniper rifle!''

[@muto_112]

That was my favorite scene 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vierre-2]

@@vrygon0 "all fire on the jetski"

[@cayden2443]

Damn, didn’t expect to come back and find over 900 likes here lol, what’s up y’all

[@1nterzept661]

"He was killed by an American caliber weapon therefore he was killed by the Americans as far as I'm concerned." Intelligence 100

[@1nterzept661]

@Russell Brown I'm talking about what they said on the vid but thanks for the term

[@magigooter2096]

The funny part is, he's not far off. Media basically does that shit all of the time.

[@boobyqueen]

Russians at Zakhaev International Airport be like

[@huntermoss9403]

Hey you spelled caliber correctly!

[@Kisseyhersh123]

@Professor Pulsar well they focused on the one who was found dead, the American.

[@lost0.4]

Soviet: “Bare with me I have an important thing to do.” *walks away from pc* Soviet: “THIS CREATURE HAS 8 NIPPLES”

[@Yadid1]

*Bear.

[@williewilson2250]

@@Yadid1 yes, because there was a bear with him Bare means to stick with or tolerate Mr. Grammar nazi

[@rn-zu5ld]

@@williewilson2250 grammer nazi corrects it correctly but this was a grammer failure.

[@williewilson2250]

@@rn-zu5ld I'm not being a grammar Nazi by telling someone else who tried to be one but failed now am I?

[@reploids1990]

@@williewilson2250 ? Bear with me is the correct expression though? Bare means revealing or undress. Do you want the person to undress with you?

[@drunkonsuccess779]

I love how Nevil's english has gotten better and somewhat understandable over time

[@augustwinterman6952]

I think his English was always fairly decent, it's just that his accent was pretty much indecipherable.

[@Dinklebean]

My arch nemesis... My alter-ego... My worthy adversary... The "Dingleberry" *Inception noises*

[@Nordern]

found a new nickname did you now? 😂

[@Dinklebean]

@@Nordern Don't you fuckin' dare

[@mrx7227]

hey Dingleberry

[@Nordern]

@@Dinklebean sorrynotsorry

[@Dinklebean]

@@mrx7227 DON'T YOU DARE

[@dt9255]

When Womble drops a video the world stops. It's a cultural event.

[@TheShadowMasked]

1:36 Calls Nevil out on wearing a wetsuit, forgets he did the same thing and it made him invincible.

[@JustinTK416]

TheShadowMasked Glad I’m not the only one who remembers that. Lol

[@harleyretherford6329]

Yes.

[@fernandoramirez1605]

XD remembered it too

[@kamikaze4172]

So I think we've learned a few things, one: Womble's a liar. 2: the ZF Clan sees any and ALL things living and moving, friend or foe, as targets for a thousand rounds. 3:Nevil apparently learned better English. And 4: pink shirted men are the bane of Wombles, as I think that's the third time Sov saw that man and subsequently died within ten feet of him. So remember kids, death isn't a skeleton in robes, it's a bald businessman in a pink shirt

[@fpsftw95]

Soviet: "Stop using them as target practice you berks!" The others: laughs in underbarrel grenade launcher

[@kody_h598]

I wonder what happened to the guy that sounded like womble.

[@fridaygh0st]

Oh zeb? Idk

[@bnsmark6794]

I recently watched that bullshittery again and was wondering the exact same thing.

[@galilean2023]

He has a youtube channel it's called SebAshwell he hasn't posted in a year though.

[@MoleHillish]

He has been absorbed into the womble collective

[@roguenines230]

He's the one who uploaded this video, he killed the real Womble and replaced him. No one knows though because they sound the same, also he stole Wombles dog.

[@bennythemonk]

The moment of the greatest turnabout to date: “Hang on, Ive got a sniper rifle.”

[@PlayinFreak]

"Florida Businessman walks into gunfight between regime and Antistasi, walks out as sole survivor"

[@Victor-um9ce]

"Prepare for unforseen consequences."

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Fear.

[@guillaumejoop6437]

Nevil's English has really improved, you can *almost* understand what he's saying now Edit : first time with so many likes, thx y'all

[@NielSerenio-p5t]

Ooooorrr because we understand idiot

[@agradiptam.bintang1399]

I'm with Niel on this

[@Htrad]

Naaah it's the subtitles

[@kawaguchitara1610]

Devolity🌝

[@BlackCoffeePlanet]

Almost

[@ufuk5872]

"Loading Mg with malicious intent" -Nevil

[@Archris17]

Given that Soviet was trying to kill him for his own amusement, was that intent really malicious, or merely retributive?

[@ananayjoshi]

@@Archris17 for god's sake Socrates😂

[@quetzal8100]

1:44 "Blow that shit up" "No, it's a civilian" "So?" Nevil really showing his Vietnamese origin there.

[@hioyua650]

I dont understand this joke

[@rozza3135]

Would make more sense if he was american

[@oldtimer4791]

He's a true gamer. Nuff said.

[@xnyxiee1784]

Such a gamer he'll never be in the clan again.@@oldtimer4791

[@oldtimer4791]

@xnyxiee1784 True, but only true gamers don't give 2 shits about moral codes, rules, regulations, laws, policies, etc. They do whatever they want because it's a game. It's not like they're harming anyone in real life. Games are the *one* place where everyone should be allowed to let intrusive thoughts win.

[@ElDiablo123]

At 7:35 it says "Defend Leventis Floros" which roughly translates to "Defend the Gallant Wuss". It's ironic how they have no idea what it says, yet it describes ZF better than anything else.

[@fan9775]

Is it Greek?

[@ElDiablo123]

@@fan9775 yes it is

[@lazyc1412]

Chat: Does Nevil stream? Soviet: (Uncertainly) I think he does... Soviet: Proceeds to give an in-depth description of his streams with video proof...

[@FFKonoko]

I figured the uncertainty was of that counting as the same activity he does.

[@zapatomic2988]

5:09 hit the glass wall. Wombles editing continues to amaze me.

[@michaelkovalik8438]

You don't watch a SovietWomble video like a normal video. You watch and rewatch, enjoying the humor each time, and the editing even more. It's fucking art.

[@josephgoh2194]

While the rest of ZF can't drive, Soviet is so good that the game can't process his driving

[@karanbirsinghbhullar]

It's like driving in India

[@stronkbon5630]

“And I say American viewers because I know you’re the ones eating.” *choked on solyanka*

[@zackharrison9880]

i choked on my poptart. (yes im an american)

[@thedukeofidoicy1576]

I choked on my popcorn

[@magfeed]

I have to look this up now

[@britainburleson2226]

As I get my food out of the microwave

[@DasAugenTV]

Choked on my Schnitzel as a german.

[@jasontodd9947]

Everyone: Tried to kill Edberg with RPG Edberg: Hold on, I have sniper riffle Also Edberg: Overturn the table with only *2* *shots*

[@indiexanna]

Uno reverse card

[@carontorliak2760]

Damn its like you watched the video

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

@@carontorliak2760 unneeded sass is unneeded, top kek sureshowedhimboss

[@arnabmondal3032]

That's why he is globul

[@Gamer88334]

@@carontorliak2760 Do not sass them, friend!

[@MrMoorkey]

02:28 - Womble "Drive me places!" 02:30 - Drives - "I only said I would 'drive you places'. I never said you would LIKE the places I was going to drive you to!"

[@LokkerG]

They clearly need help, even though others would disagree.

[@vickygayming]

Honestly this is the most legible N’evil has ever been

[@harleyretherford6329]

Nah, I think we've just learned to speak Nevil.

[@Yceb0x]

He’s getting better with each video

[@stuntkratos]

This is real character development everyone.

[@Choppytehbear1337]

Chaotic Good: Womble Chaotic Neutral: Cyanide Chaotic Evil: Nevil

[@thegeneralissimo470]

Praise be to Nevil

[@sparklygames71]

It's pronounced Neevil

[@ozziew007]

Chaotic GoodNEvil

[@TheMinelol]

Neutral Evil, or Nevil for short

[@Jocke-04]

Womble is more Lawful Neutral

[@watwat9864]

Conspiracy theory: the pink businessman is Clang.

[@aggravatingsalad5528]

He Watches

[@calebbucholtz3901]

Hey guys wanna play space engineers? Sure you do

[@t3rr0talabode52]

All hail Clang!

[@harrowedone974]

No he is the Doctor, or perhaps the GMan?

[@t3rr0talabode52]

@@harrowedone974 GMan or GayMan? There's a big difference, but honestly there's behavior that supports both. Still think he's Clang.

[@rosedphoenix6851]

Can I just say, I like how Womble wore a Wetsuit in the first bullshitery and now Nevil is wearing it, I think that’s amazing

[@jasoncrawford4929]

Womble: "I say Americans because I know you are the ones eating" Me (at 11pm eating microwaved lasagna from 5 days ago): Dammit...

[@anthonyrodriguez96]

me at 9 am eating my 3 bowl of frosted flakes after waking up hung over. like he said that and i literally looked down at my bowl and back at my screen like "he knowwwwwwwwwwws"

[@The_Murder_Party]

Jason Crawford I did the same thing with the sausages I just made... (yesterday to clarify.)

[@winter0nyx]

I usually eat while watching KZbin but this time I was too lazy to get food. I won this time

[@kissaginger2144]

fuckin taco bell

[@overlordvera4014]

Me at work eating a stromboli and reeses: "... Shit"

[@Helix597]

This was released halfway during my AP world history class. This will make a great topic on how rebellions fails thanks to severely incompetent leaders.

[@TheGuardDuck]

I know right?? The first Badgers episode is like watching the fall of human decency, as they resort to more and more war crimes!

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@@TheGuardDuck Small correction, it's called the Workers Autonomous National Kollektive. With a K

[@ddogg14]

good luck with WHAP my dude

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@dr.vikyll7466 Everyone calls it that, until they screw up, then it's the Badgers again...

[@deusexmachina101]

@@dr.vikyll7466 don't forget the Molos Independence and Liberation Front!

[@WorkingClassZombie]

7:30 - Two things I noticed: 1) Nevil is a corporal, so he has the ability to command other players of a lower rank 2) Nevil is basically Trombley from Generation Kill

[@AshyGr33n]

Whopper-Junior! Whopper-Junior!

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

I love how at the end Nevil's LMG was just empty so he had to load a whole ass box magazine before he could shoot. I'd like to think he spent the ammo harassing civies prior.

[@thisguyyyyyyy2723]

“And I say American viewers ‘cause I know that you’re the ones eating” ... GOD DAMMIT

[@Dre.K]

>as I have a huge plate of food

[@natehines1882]

As I’m eating my pizza rolls

[@claytonmerle976]

Ya know sooner or later we are going to learn yo NOT watch these videos while were eating.... for the record I was eating popcorn chicken.

[@Timcanpy]

jokes on him i was eating ice

[@obumb]

as I'm eating some enchiladas

[@jeshaunwallace3829]

Womble: "I say Americans because I know you're the ones eating." Me with my Chick-Fil-A: "Well, I, for one, feel personally attacked..."

[@vestraduke1411]

Me and my steak n Shake

[@Fire_of756]

Me and my Sour Skittles.

[@HomeAndHappy9999]

Me and my gluten-free chicken tenders.

[@DrakirGaming]

me with my mac and cheese

[@ghosttoast-xx1652]

Me and the exact same cereal he showed

[@spoof2281]

Womble : "I know the Americans are the ones eating" Me, an American, eating a full meal at 5:47 am:

[@godriclondon9535]

Me, an American, eating pizza rolls at 3:28 pm

[@TTuddles]

Me, sitting down to watch this after coming back from getting fast food at 11pm

[@awesomery4596]

Me, an American eating dinner at 4:52 am

[@michealcronin8586]

Honestly it’s not the food that’s telling about America, the frigging times we eat our meals is what is telling 🤣

[@bolt7959]

Me, an American eating a peanut butter sandwich at 11:30 am

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

It's funny how the more understandable Nevil is, the more vile he is (to the point where apparently he's not a part of ZF anymore)

[@penitentpotato1344]

Right? His unintelligible speech was funny, now he just yells "fuck you" all the time

[@fightingfitz214]

What did he do?

[@sigmundspankr5505]

tweeted some racist stuff apparently, past the point where ZF drew the line

[@jasonalbert6251]

@@sigmundspankr5505 I shudder to imagine what Nevil said that was so goddamn racist that fucking ZF had to cut ties…

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

@@jasonalbert6251 Apparently, he was working as a security guard at some place, it got robbed, and in response he tweeted something along the lines of "Note to self: Never trust fucking black people in your area", and I've also read that apparently he was kind of an asshole off camera and was trying to use Womble to launch his own career streaming. Do keep in mind that this is alleged, but that's what I've heard

[@_byrtsi]

Sums up my antistasi experiences quite well: - Squad shooting at friendlies in spawn✓ - Squad shooting at civilians✓ - Stealing cars from civilians✓ - Horrible driving in said cars✓ - Blaming the physics✓ - Guy in swimsuit✓ - "Accidental" blue on blue✓ - Civilian getting revenge on you✓ - Helicopter crash on commander✓

[@bota6575]

OK, but does your squad have a guy with broken, barely comprehensible english?

[@_byrtsi]

@@bota6575 Ah, that seat is still open

[@creepykid92]

@@bota6575 ummm....that would be Nevil.

[@shivalah]

Byrtsi did you really forget the anti tank mine on the main road?

[@hurnimda7637]

@@creepykid92 Whoa, you must be very smart.

[@mees2817]

That businessman went from chaotic neutral to herobrine real quick

[@seantaggart7382]

YEAH

[@ariosTV]

Nevil should be on the cover of the book "The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F*ck"

[@FoxieShay]

That book is AMAZING

[@half.blight]

Hey i read that book!

[@half.blight]

"Everything is Fucked" is better tho

[@ropy89]

fucking hell been trying to get a hold of that one for ages now -.- gotta step up my game ...

[@kazdaseer4507]

@@SpookyBees about 7

[@E_E69]

5:44 that is the most sincere "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I've ever heard womble say, nay, the most I've heard ANYONE say.

[@Cynderfan35]

Womble didn't prepare for those.. unforeseen consequences on stealing the car from the businessman

[@TallulahSoie]

6:15 I really hope we get the full story in part 5/5 in 2022.

[@MarioAdNoman]

And here we can admire the might of our new lord: Businessman. For he must be pleased with the hardships of Altis else his wrath shall destroy not just the land of Altis, but all.

[@samuel-gj9ro]

Fuckwits stole me car

[@inspector_beyond]

Badger's anarchy made him as powerfull, as G-man himself

[@jackarmstrong8790]

Mario Ad Noman he is the harbinger of disaster

[@MarioAdNoman]

@@jackarmstrong8790 Unless we quench his thirst for it

[@mrme247]

2:08 Social shouting "My legs!" Couldn't have been more well timed or funnier 😂

[@urishima]

"I need some ligaments!"

[@rebb9890]

I see he's a big fan of Fred the Fish aKa "My Leg!" from SpongeBob.

[@rodrikforrester6989]

reminds me of that bloke who pretended to be legless

[@TheGreaterDane]

“You like democracy, Nevil! Give democracy a chance!” He says to the Vietnamese man

[@burnedbread4691]

Yes? Vietnam is quite democratic

[@ng.tr.s.p.1254]

@@burnedbread4691 -and 100 other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

[@kane5645]

Nevil: *starts reloading his lmg* Payday 2 Players: *deathwish trailer ptsd*

[@Rcsev-kb2lu]

Chains getting cocky as the dozer watches him then chains pulls the trigger to realize he has to reload which surprises him and the dozer proceeds to reload without a care in the world as the badass music start to kick off the fight between a skull dozer and a well armed chains

[@ghoulishpugold2348]

payday gangster

[@Zenxolu]

Lul Deathwish, try Death Sentence One Down Mini Dozers with Medic Dozers

[@mondomendez5165]

5:33 And with that Womble just became the protagonist in an Isekai anime, courtesy of Truck-kun.

[@TheKlyn10]

Trucky Wucky*

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

TRUCKY-WUCKY-TAN

[@8oyNamedSue]

I would pay cash money to see a video on this

[@rgm96x49]

ZF getting isekai'ed is an utter disaster waiting to happen. I need it.

[@Luminethereploid]

He's the only sane man in the cast of increasingly wacky characters, most of which are perverts. He's already Isekai.

[@sorenkazaren4659]

“Is that an insult for British people now ‘Brexit?’ That’s fair” 🤣

[@geronlooney1670]

EU should get one UN seat and one Olympic Team. I'm sure the provinces won't mind.

[@eugeneng4187]

Just like how Donald Trump is an insult to americans

[@sage2520]

“I know Americans are the ones eating” Me:*offended with a slice of pizza in my hand*

[@tybronx2446]

It's because everyone knows you Americans are always eating-*shot *

[@TuffMelon]

Im so sad no one sung "Mama, i just killed a man!" after he got shot.

[@louvie1066]

right? I got frustrated.

[@707paws8]

Someone needs to make a edit of that

[@revs7837]

@@707paws8 edit in edberg singing it when compared to cyanide

[@massey81]

Because they'd be the next to get shot

[@707paws8]

@@massey81 the words you're looking for are "worthy sacrifice"

[@renc7769]

Womble: "I say American viewer's cause I know you're the ones eating" Me with my hand in a box of Cheezits: How did he know

[@OklahomieTV]

i was eating arbys

[@granpappytom5540]

I'm sat on my couch eating Taco Bell

[@unkown4775]

​I was eating some cereal

[@XxDmanMCxX]

I too was eating Cheezits

[@Turfysea]

Fucking same dude I'm eating cinnabons rn

[@KaminaTribal]

I really do like the "PEW" being added to every gunshot. It adds to the whole bit. I laugh way harder because of it. Excellent work Womble! Also i can understand Nevil without sub now. And i'm scared

[@kyletotton1506]

Where is Neville from

[@mannyheffley9551]

@@kyletotton1506 vietnam but he has a lisp along with his accent

[@kyletotton1506]

@@mannyheffley9551 had no idea

[@mannyheffley9551]

@@kyletotton1506 yeah he has improved a lot tho.

[@KaminaTribal]

@@mannyheffley9551 Oh wow he has a very indistinguished accent then. I'm from VN and even i can't recognize it.

[@theenigma2861]

The pink shirt guy is definitely some form of morpheus, who I know Womble appreciates so much.

[@redheadrogue]

8:22- I'm surprised Womble didn't caption the guy saying, "Is it bad to be erect?" as the factory dissolved XD Edit: I'm surprised I haven't noticed before, but Womble's "impact" editing is excellent. Just the subtle screen shake as one of his teammates gets shot. Not enough for me to be aware of it (until this point) but just enough that I can feel the impact!

[@JohnnyShagbot]

I think that's actually Arma. Not sure.

[@Slavalanche]

It's actually arma

[@beatthegreat7020]

“And I say American viewers because I know you’re the ones eating.” It was then that I put down my Salmon plate.

[@aaronloveday4858]

Beat The Great why does the color of the plate matter?

[@theundeadpancake9869]

@@aaronloveday4858 Maybe they were eating salmon

[@stefanusbayu1426]

The plate is made of salmon

[@Faramik2000]

@@theundeadpancake9869 on a plate?

[@theundeadpancake9869]

@@Faramik2000 Yeah, sure! Where else ya gonna hold your salmon?

[@medicindisquise4271]

The Government: "We're sending a SpecOp's squad to take down those damn rebels!" Also The Government: *gets hit by anti-air and suicide-bombs the rebel's HQ*

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

To be fair, if you're already going down, you may as well point the kinetic missile you're now occupying at the bastards that did it.

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong holy shit that is the best description I've ever heard lmfao

[@kamikaze4172]

Our SpecOps are top notch. When they set out to destroy something, they fuckin destroy it! So apparently better that ZF clan, who's better at bombing themselves

[@mikd157]

Funny Valentine Did Do Nothing Wrong

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

When they said they were sending "special" forces, I didn't expect these guys.

[@TruArchon]

I'm glad KZbin still recommends me this video after seeing it a billion times, it never gets old.