The Dancing Lich

[@rhonir3209]

I think we massively underestimated the effects Alien:Isolation had on Womble's mental well-being.

[@Wilson-qf9sg]

To cope with the horrors, he *BECAME* the horror.

[@Bruh-rz2hc]

Agree

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

Nah I think this is just a clear effect of the PTSD he got after all his years in war torn areas doing things-that-are-definetly-not-war-crimes.

[@RohitRajput-iw5yd]

@@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 oh you mean blowing up a village full of civilians and then planting fake evidence to justify your call. Totally not a war crime

[@Wolfkin18]

I think you might be right...

[@mariofreak2250]

As he said it himself: “If you’re not on a no fly list somewhere in the world, someone’s not doing their job”

[@tdubbeld646]

And as cyanide has said. "What? You got to have some sort of mood going."

[@MrStickman13579]

Womble never fully recovered from losing Clive.

[@Kolokommouna]

The memory lives on

[@JohnDoe-tc5jp]

Clive shall be remembered

[@Honorultrasmerf]

@@JohnDoe-tc5jp Cap?

[@devilo1234]

@@Honorultrasmerf During one of his livestreams he picked up a rock in the culling and called it clive and it even got its own twitter account. Cyanide threw the rock away.

[@Honorultrasmerf]

@@devilo1234 thx cap

[@JoshSweetvale]

Wanna hear something really terrifying? He still hums this. During his streams.

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

I think a few of those moments may have seeped through to the bullshittery videos as well, now that you mention it.

[@rogerpineda2358]

@@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 which ones???

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

@@rogerpineda2358 I can't think of any specific ones, but I swear I've heard this hummed at some point in a bullshittery episode.

[@nihleenzul2158]

@luke oreilly Nop, we was humming - "Badgers, we are the badgers yeah!"

[@Caillte_Cruleic]

Wait really.

[@duckslayer6444]

Not showing up for conventions was the right choice, I think...

[@arya6085]

How is this comment a day old?

[@jpredonky1299]

How is this a day old

[@duckslayer6444]

@@arya6085 Magic? Or that Patrons and Twitch subs get a day or two early access? One of those.

[@arya6085]

@@duckslayer6444 What kind of sorcery is this?

[@GhoulehGoddess]

It’s Patreon Jesus you idjits need to give money to get early content. I’m the 2 thousand like on your comment, thought you’d like to know..

[@RNJ142]

I think we just found out why Womble doesn’t have a girlfriend

[@TheFluorescentNinja]

anymore.

[@creem6391]

Its because his willy cant get hard.

[@mr.k418]

Tyler Rockett it’s because he doesn’t have one as a lich.

[@sunfl0wer_988]

No because one of his tits is asymmetrical

[@Fralite]

The only thing that would get him hard is a finger from his arse.

[@Animefan1803]

Just imagine a single guy. Standing in his flat. Dancing with a vr headset on his head. Saying: da da da da da the entire time while spinning in the room.

[@Elenrai]

And this is why he is single, in every sense.

[@Animefan1803]

@@Elenrai That and his asymetric nipples of course.

[@vorlash1]

Thanks, I hate it.

[@thwartedatom6551]

With Lulu happly snorting I'm the corner

[@esaron1071]

You probably don't want to know what voice actors look like when performing...

[@cipher88101]

Well you know you've lost your lid when the AI is clawing at the exit door to get off of the level with you. I think he scared the game.

[@TamLe-bj2yl]

Late fact: his game crashed when he was doing this, and because of that he had to cancel a livestream to do everything again, so I think the game agreed with you

[@danielm.595]

@@TamLe-bj2yl which livestream was this?

[@CHRF-55457]

Thats ZF for you, they tend to give the servers a heart attack. They also taught the AI to start running over other AI civvies too lol.

[@CHRF-55457]

Classic ZF clan fuckery.

[@Luminite-hx3zs]

"Don't worry. I've got new videos on the making." New videos in the making:

[@yanislahtal6253]

Me: Mom, can we get new videos on the making Mom: No, we have new videos on the making at home new videos on the making at home :

[@giantWario]

Womble hasn't been the same since Vietnam.

[@DasAugenTV]

Charlie was everywhere

[@dowom1452]

yep *flashbacks*

[@lordofjonkeys5609]

I think he wasn't himself since he first uploaded a video on YT, but Nam sure as hell gave him the ol kick in the noggin... Aaaaand made it worse

[@davetakketeef4170]

Still waiting for part 2 of the vietnam video

[@lettherebedots]

Guess the PTSD or agent orange is kicking in....

[@FlyingFusilliMonster]

This man spent hours in his room (probably alone) with a VR headset on, laughing and spinning around like a psycho for a 2:30 clip. That's what i call commitment. Love it.

[@Samot0423]

Hm

[@maxchristian9126]

He streamed it...

[@marcdiamzon9616]

What does his neighbour feel

[@HUNDLEYGUY95]

@@maxchristian9126 When, for the love of god when i want to watch this on the Stream Archive channel lol

[@incendium8348]

To quote himself: If you’re not on a no-fly list somewhere in the world, someone’s not doing their job.

[@ericratata6395]

And this is why Cyanide will always be the only loving woman in your life.

[@TheShieldsMD]

And his hot girlfriend.

[@WWuxian]

i was thinking about that. LOL

[@setesh1294]

@@TheShieldsMD you mean Cyanide's *psycho* girlfriend?

[@jatisoem7472]

@@setesh1294 he means Cyanide is Womble's hot girlfriend

[@gingermcgingin1733]

@@setesh1294 She fits right in, don't you think?

[@sharkingame]

I just can imagine a man alone in his room with a VR in the head, both arms in the front, going in circles while doing a " Master yoda with bronchitis" voice... nice.

[@louktore975]

Imagine how lulu felt watching him

[@mada1082]

Personally i feel it's just a Batman TAS Joker voice.

[@ArrogantGenius]

in the head

[@arcadiandynasty8830]

Welp... Soviet has lost his absolute marbles... On the plus side I now has insperation for a lich boss in D&D

[@justingridley8786]

Lmfao right lol

[@udeleted7206]

Holy shit! You are right. This could be one amazing boss.

[@sanddry738]

Considering there’s literally a spell called “Otto’s Irresistible Dance”, I feel there’s some potential

[@scottbrownlee1054]

I had the exact same idea

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

Bold of you to assume he had any marbles to begin with!

[@lugiagaurdien773]

Womble, do you realize that you have created the best introduction to a Disney villain anyone has ever seen?

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

I

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

Would

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

Like

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

That.

[@BryanCoxR]

Disney. Are you sure mate? hahaha

[@MagWasTaken]

That's it boys, Soviet finally broke.

[@Mathyueng]

"Finally" implies he wasn't already broke

[@cpt.doomsday6912]

@@Mathyueng +1

[@Noobitty]

All those years with Zf and the fact that he and cyanide were dropped when they were children will do it.

[@mark.082]

He might've gone through another drinking game... or two

[@inktim]

Nah... *WOKE*

[@Breadloof]

This is the closest soviet Womble has ever been to fully transforming into the joker

[@groundpound3126]

Well as it may seem he can be a good joker

[@savage4749]

That and the closest he will ever be to a girl

[@patrickiamonfire965]

Breadward you said it we like to laugh at him I mean if it wasn’t for cynicide he would not have been famous also his still a second hand streamer and how can people say this. WHEN PEOPLE ENTER TWICH WE PAY THEM TO ENTERTAIN US. Also for the GLORY of M.I.L.F.

[@patrickiamonfire965]

Salivar Ravilas nah they seem normal as usual.

[@germanoverlord8655]

@@bruh-gs2eo gamers rise up

[@djdodd7161]

if you aren't on a no fly list someones not doing their job

[@FrostReave]

What bullshittery was that from? Uh Vicera cleanup I think? If not Arma.

[@yochillino9707]

Alpha Sullys it's from viscera

[@gtahsn665]

nice👌

[@santanuphukan6064]

I see you are a man of culture.

[@Spudgonzo]

Betcha anything Womble wouldn’t remember that. Lol

[@bamcki991]

Imagine being Soviets family who doesn't really know about him but hear about him being a successful content creator so you search him up and this is what you find

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

That would be my family if I were a successful KZbinr.

[@chillice1539]

I would be very proud

[@cryonunknown5990]

Lamram be like "Oh shit, so I was really lucky back then..."

[@jn5379]

Hes the only survivor of zf vietnam squad

[@ralfgeollegue5272]

ZF Vietnam War flashbacks

[@savage4749]

*THIER IN THE TREES*

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

He’s gone mentally insane

[@hongkyang7107]

No, plz no! Not Quebec's flamethrower! Noooooooo!

[@TexoCraftReal]

Mois army

[@kye367]

*I think the many years of him being a single has taken a toll on him*

[@hellsentthe3rd318]

maybe that we're all the girls that friendzoned him or ignored him

[@patrioticcat5768]

Why doesn't he just pay for it? It's like fast food.

[@SensationalBanana]

He's not some Incel loser. He's just weird.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

@@SensationalBanana what do you think incel means

[@zacharytsai2043]

Rusty Shackleford Definition of Incel: “Incels are members of an online subculture who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Self-identified incels are largely white and are almost exclusively male heterosexuals.” Checks out.

[@Hootkins.]

Oh nice, a new SovietWomble vi..... * slowly backs away out the door *

[@frantisekfojt8688]

Haha, me

[@AMRIV]

"Now where do you think you're going?"

[@aNOOBmeister]

this is SovietWomble evil brother... I hope so

[@dktjtc]

"i won't ask you again"😂😂

[@kappatsu3265]

He sounds like the Joker all of a sudden

[@laynewyman3160]

I love that voice he's doing, its a beautiful mix of goofy, sophisticated and freaking terrifying. I wonder if he'd consider voice-acting. He'd make a killing.

[@Caillte_Cruleic]

...pun... ... ... ... ...included with the comment huh...

[@KingGeorgeV1914]

This is what Wombles neighbours must hear all of the time, classical music blasting and the horrifying screams of his victims.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

The Imperialist What if he uses headphones ?

[@Stinglarva]

@@nicholasleclerc1583 They'll just hear him laughing, giggeling and screaming - even more disturbing

[@grpmph]

Clockwork Orange

[@DiscoDragon-yd8uv]

Y E S Y E S Y E S Y E S Y E S ! ! !

[@депрессивныйстудент]

I wish my neighbors hear that so I can make them shut the fuck up at night through pure fearmongering.

[@aliencicada2985]

“You expect so little from mortals and yet their still disappointed. Oh well, one born every minute.” I swear soviet would make the perfect villain in a fantasy series.

[@madokaneaigasaki]

Definetly and a cute villain as a fact 😇😇

[@giaxo1739]

"...and yet you're* still disappointed."

[@witchmadousa5277]

So this is what happened to Womble after he was locked in his bathroom...

[@EnzoSantos-si9gl]

And fingered (?

[@tnaolizard319]

Exactly.

[@raprot7829]

420th Like.

[@basementdweller887]

@@raprot7829 it has 358?!

[@LimeSkittleGoat]

1k like

[@blah029]

"Saori, will you marry womble?" * 5 second pause * * visible recoil * 3 years later here we are...

[@TheGuardDuck]

Ouch.

[@konrad8541]

Bullet dodged I guess

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@konrad8541 For Womble of Saori?

[@konrad8541]

@@TheGuardDuck obviously for saori

[@emilandersen8804]

@@TheGuardDuck for womble

[@burnbarnaby]

"I've been single for 6 years" - Sovietwomble, 2017.

[@TheAKgunner]

Eight years now. Probably.

[@kolizar666]

No wonder SaoriGameOver recoiled when she was asked "Will you marry Womble?" in the heartbroken.avi. It wasn't a recoil for "I don't want to break his heart" but more of "I dont want my head smacked off by him after dancing."

[@arya_joy]

Now we know y he is single 💃🏻🕺🏻

[@brycedurano7706]

I feel bad.

[@muhittinkraman3227]

There is a reason for it i guess

[@HaydenLau.]

Let's not discount the fact that Womble's really talented at voice acting

[@dukeofasg3280]

Aye, he is really good.

[@TheJanvicgwaps]

Yes yes

[@dumpygrimbo8623]

Reminds me of Liam O'Brien, the voice of Lloyd Asplund in Code Geass.

[@HaydenLau.]

I feel like he can absolutely be a pro VA if he wanted to

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@dumpygrimbo8623 a guy that sounds like liam o'brian voicing a lich. That's appropriate.

[@c_lazorus9191]

Operator: 911 what’s you emergency? Me: I... um... I don’t know how to describe this.

[@secretfbidoggo4610]

Me:HELP ME THERE IS A GUY IN MY HOUSE DANCING AND SINGING (In the distance getting closer) DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

[@shezarrine]

"The Dancing Lich" You could also call him the Necrodancer

[@De_Helen]

Get out

[@BB-hc9jj]

No stay in here, that one was good xD

[@darkhorseman90]

They wanted off of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride Too bad they didn't count on Womble being the conductor of this pain train

[@avishekpdsyouthoob9083]

Necrodancer doing Necromance

[@nyet_maker7948]

Necro-prancer beeing a majestic indian looking sidekick unicorn, with a humongous... Horn (what did you expect cy would get)

[@thedevil505]

See kids, this is what happens when you stay single for too long.

[@manemane9500]

I'd say that for Soviet at this point, it's better that way

[@WorldWalker128]

I can live with that.

[@manemane9500]

@@WorldWalker128 That's the mark of a man comfortable in his own skin.

[@brandonlewing1096]

Shit it’s been three years lmao

[@Tom_Conan]

Oh dear the poor women who would cope with this mess named womble... 😔

[@TheAzureblaze]

Soviet on his dates: “Stay conscious stay conscious!”

[@andreakosick4273]

Kinda difficult when he spikes their drink

[@S117M4sterChief]

Is this at the restaurant or in the bedroom?

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

Soviet "if shes a fighter hold her tighter" Womble

[@S117M4sterChief]

Ashton I should not have laughed at this

[@lostmanghost5040]

Why can I see this it's terrifying

[@SoPhokingGood]

Cyanide: Are you ok man? You seem to spending a lot of time in your apartment, all alone... I gotta agree with him

[@blankabs7056]

"how's womble" is the best question to speak now

[@0809eddy]

Hey, respect Clive!

[@gagak1784]

Soviet womble spendibg alot of time in. His (GAMING ROOM)

[@FreddyGamster]

Police Man: "Ok so at what point did you notice he lost it?" Lulu: " He never had it "

[@hukama6911]

the fact that the madman successfully teach a dog how talk...

[@backupaccount6341]

Looks like Soviet isn't the only one who lost it.

[@MM_115]

Before watching: Aw sweet! Soviet uploaded a video! After video: ......Holy shit dude.

[@circetelesto7544]

Yeah I was kinda hoping for something... not... creepy (O_ O)

[@alexmaguire6096]

This video made me question Womble's sanity ... God, he truely has freaked me out

[@outlawtanker1283]

I have no clue what I've just seen

[@BottomlessCoffee.]

Nah just reminds me of a Robbaz video

[@KOTYAR0]

Yap. Yap.

[@dylancollins5421]

Therapist: "Charles Dickens villan Soviet Womble can't hurt you he isn't real" *in background quickly approaching* "DA DA DA DA DA"

[@Brmemesrule]

Made my day

[@TheBanditkiller]

^

[@capnz15]

I wish there was a way to bookmark comments

[@MikyBounty]

yes, Yes, YES, *YES*

[@cjin3680]

After being in Vietnam with Quebec, Womble clearly lost his mind.

[@foxtrot570]

Clearly an overdose of napalm and racism

[@Habibak]

I'LL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY *FLAMMEN-WERFER*

[@ianmaluk1]

The madness and shell-shock have imploded in his mind, resulting in Womble travelling four hundred years into the past.

[@cjin3680]

@@Habibak WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FLAMETHROWER!

[@jamesmarco516]

first minute watching: why is this on the horror playlist? after finished watching: oh ok

[@nexusthereal]

"Oh look a new Womble video. It's awfully short though" *30 seconds in* "Please god when will it end?!?"

[@Vieledspy]

Breaking Bean in another 2 min

[@SuperJackman117]

Lmao same here first time I wanted a Soviet womble video to just be over with I got halfway and thought "ah fuck it's still going?"

[@Jaybird9x]

I mean I know He’s had some weird videos. But when the first 30 seconds of a video sounds like he is raping a girl while practicing for a Shakespeare play...that is when I call time out.

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

It’s just a joke

[@trickydicky2594]

*Losing Clive really did a number on him...*

[@savage4749]

*you may be gone but never forgotten*

[@kimeikato9071]

666 like

[@paramagician6778]

Who’s Clive

[@frark3117]

@@paramagician6778 the rock from his The Culling bullshittery

[@animeworldnr1]

Is he dead?

[@danterosales6985]

2 videos in the same year? You spoil us womble

[@estefanaluma6212]

You mean 2 videos in the same month, holy shit

[@iceintheair]

@@estefanaluma6212 whoosh

[@swoqix2892]

@@iceintheair actually, it is you who has wooshed

[@DominguezJJR52]

@@iceintheair woosh

[@Sovietdeprus]

4 videos in the same year

[@LucarioredLR]

Womble makes one of the greatest villain voices I could ever hear

[@HeulenderWolfe]

and dialogues....

[@nerwoman]

"SovietWomble Court Evidence Tape - 150 of 300"

[@connormac2855]

Add those warcrime tapes in there for good measure

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

*Well this was the most interesting introduction to a D&D villain I've ever seen.*

[@peakiality1725]

Or better yet, a player character.

[@vaspeter2600]

Already planning the campaign.

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

@@vaspeter2600 Nice! I love reading and listening to D&D stories but I've never played the TTG myself. Although I've played games inspired and heavily influenced from Baldur's Gate to Divinity Original Sin, it pales in comparison to the real thing and you can tell even as an outside observer like myself. It's the most dynamic fantasy game ever concocted and the equal potential for awesome gritty story-telling AND silly whimsical absurdist humor is why I love reading and listening to campaigns. I can just imagine a party happening upon a sort of magical viewing mirror or other item and witnessing and listening in on a Lich dancing with his victims in a beautifully insane manner. I'm so glad womble made this video because it's conjured potential stories in my head that I'd love to see realized someday in a campaign that is equal parts serious and whimsical. Anyways if you've gotten this far thanks for listening to me gush about all this shit.

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

@@peakiality1725 BOTH! Possibly DM controlled? Or one of the players becomes a lich and betrays the party? Evil campaign? The possibilities are endless and amazing.

[@vaspeter2600]

@@Guts-the-Berserker Give it a shot, I can't recommend it enough. Preferably get a few friends together, or maybe even look for a group online. It's absolutely great fun and allows you to be as creative and immersed as a videogame never would.

[@KeatonX92]

Soviet: I am not a serial killer. Also Soviet: *puts 11 severed heads on a wall to watch while he dances with future victims.*

[@sairassiili]

I like that you took the time to actually count the exact number

[@memeticgenetic5160]

They wouldn't have been victims if they complied

[@mr.h1083]

In the horror game perspective: You have to kill him or else you or forced to dance with him for eternity.

[@TheGuardDuck]

He's a lich. Kill him, and he grows back.

[@rexsanchasejoker0415]

TheGuardDuck good point...* gulp*

[@slashharkiri4581]

You have to Pretend to Court the Lich, doing your best to pretend to stand the obviously-rotten cadaver's advances while attempting to find his Phylactery any moment he's not focusing his dreaded attentions on you. Dance with him, do the best you can to withstand it, ask for breaks in only the most polite and dignified of matters (or perhaps suggest one of his other "Ladies" Are eager for a dance.) Could frame the whole thing with controlling/Abusive Relationship parralels and there goes a semi-successful Indie game idea right there.

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@slashharkiri4581 Or an anime! I was reading your comment thinking "He's gonna make an anime out of this!" Making a game would be pretty hard, but if it could be written well enough, then it'd be AMAZING!!!

[@finnmurtons8727]

@@TheGuardDuck so which studio's handling this?

[@ZacharyReaper]

"Yes officer, this video right here"

[@BejoKuadrat]

I want to like this but 123 likes looks good

[@Angelique448]

Dear soviet, Are you okay? Sincerely, Concerned citizen

[@enochchaos9152]

Sincerely Concerned world

[@Mad_Matt_27]

be careful calling yourself a citizen ... you might get an air strike on your village ...

[@tehgehrmanwalf9765]

Sincerely, all your fucking subscribers

[@mikec1331]

As someone who's watched a decent amount of people play this game... quite honestly this seems kinda typical for what happens after a few hours.

[@mattig89ch]

+

[@TheFluffyops]

love how the funny guys always can play a perfect villain

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

Playing the villain is always better, you can just let yourself be free.

[@flattttttttttt]

Playing the villian was always more fun, personally

[@australiangamer7956]

Obviously you never heard of mike Myers

[@SallinKari]

The best villains are over the top, and comedy is about exaggerating for effect. You can see they're close neighbors.

[@darling9413]

@@IndigoTail No no, Mike Myers. He is the actor who plays Shrek and Austin Powers. He also plays as Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers series.

[@wolfania]

“You expect so little from mortals and yet you’re still disappointed....” “Oh well...” *camera pan* “*One BoRn EveRy MiNuTe*” THIS LINE IS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING AND I’M NOT SURE WHY

[@leunam3004]

It's indicates two things: 1. He is no human. 2. He never has to fear to run out of "dance partners". I still don't know what is the scarier of the two.

[@wolfania]

Leunam 300 it’s also the whole sense of superiority it gives. A whole God complex, that he is capable of deciding life and death

[@ironboy3245]

@@wolfania sasuga ainz sama

[@yourlocaljester3075]

Well he is a lich, which is an intelligent undead wizard who can’t die, so that might explain it.

[@albertamalachi3560]

@@ironboy3245 Such a cool but terrifying reference.

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

"#31 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" Oh dear.

[@Jack-xs4eu]

make that #36

[@Brettjnash]

1+ million views in 24 hours...

[@TheReconSpecialist]

Boof yes, so maybe I rewatch this video a lot?

[@rockrock198]

Welp 27# now God save the gaming community

[@Jack-xs4eu]

ooF

[@big_pingu]

If you did this in your normal voice, the creepy factor would have been 100 times weirder

[@taehyunkim5709]

Bob Jones in a hella calm voice haha

[@100dead]

Can't have a Lich with the voice of a Bitch!™

[@Zman2024]

Lol 911 likes

[@toxicatto6074]

What if that's his normal voice?

[@100dead]

Blood Kitten Lung cancer doesn't seem like one of Womble's issues.

[@LaunianUz]

The British accent makes this soooo much better. Hope you can keep making videos from inside the asylum.

[@krage3931]

Sounded more like a angry german accent to me

[@theherosquad9665]

The ending where it speeds up and rushes the girl actually scared me cause i didnt make womble out to be a dark person

[@IndorilTheGreat]

"Oh hey, Soviet uploaded a new video! Neat!" *Quickly deletes viewing history 3 minutes later*

[@conagherdenson2194]

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[@JerrodKane23]

Soviet - this is without a shadow of a doubt the single most *terrifying* thing I have ever seen you make. The Ancient Spirits of Evil dwell within you!

[@lemonbot4906]

Well yeah that's pritty obvious. Everyone watching him making a fool of himself and his best friend constantly argues with him.

[@cherryk_119]

I don't know if I should laugh or be really concerned about Soviet

[@etherallullaby5482]

I'm currently experiencing both

[@ryanbraat1821]

Well at least now we know why he doesn't have a girlfriend

[@misterdayne2792]

You should see the kind of videos Nerdcubed has doe with this game, equally hilarious and slightly terrifying.

[@Sn0r13X69]

u definitely should did u not see the heads at the end 😂

[@bearbear8693]

Is both for me

[@BunBurrow]

You know, after seeing the face reveal for Soviet at the end of the forest video, I was like "I don't understand why Soviet doesn't have a girlfriend, he's quite handsome." I completely forgot about this video, it makes total sense, my bad.

[@grimm_plush]

"stop struggling" -womble 2019

[@jacktraister7853]

This isn't even out of context.

[@Sinkubus]

Genuinely unsettling. Voice over work may be your future.

[@ianferris]

McAllister omfg, ikr !

[@flairthedark6000]

I second this notion.

[@mighty-roman]

I think we have found our cast for Joker for any future Batman movie.

[@kertaspaper94]

And maybe motion capture.

[@onno3573]

No shit people getting their head knocked off is unsettling

[@BigHeadClan]

Hmm I'm torn between laughter and genuine discomfort after watching that...

[@romusa10]

Well im experiencing both

[@sakariaskarlsson634]

I feel the same its funny but kinda on the edge..

[@heyday1233]

@@sakariaskarlsson634 I mean it's a video game. It's just funny. There's not discomfort aspect to it. The accent is clearly indicating it's satire?

[@sakariaskarlsson634]

@@heyday1233 yeah but still its kinda.. Weird, but its ok. KZbin will probably remove it though they are all sissies

[@heyday1233]

@@sakariaskarlsson634 I just found it hilarious. It was like a comedy skit back before everything became pc. And i cant see KZbin doing anything. Probably won't have ads on this video. But that being said. He makes 8k a month of patreon

[@tdubbeld646]

"You don't keep the sound on when watching pornography. You dim the lights and put up some clasical music"

[@hukama6911]

l'amour un oiseau rebelle~

[@AllenJakes]

It's like he snapped.. I can't even tell if he's the same person in this video. It's so impressive and concerning at the same time

[@UMDdynamo]

I think the years of arma PTSD have gotten to him

[@darxcyber]

UMDdynamo cyanide finally broke him lol

[@IndigoTail]

He killed 2 teammates in his Rising Storm Vietnam war video and said it was PTSD, so I wasn't very surprised that he does this after he snapped

[@PLUMandPINE]

His PRE-Traumatic Stress Disorder is realer than any realest

[@jobertuy2130]

I think porn would have been easier to explain than this to my parents

[@Scott-ik1oe]

Lol

[@tailpipe2712]

XD

[@kcwacw1]

So true

[@deadeye4047]

I have not stopped saying "What the fuck" for 5 minutes straight.

[@desmondkenway4952]

Save yourself the humiliation and answer “I’m watching a man descend Into madness”

[@owneduall100]

Holy shit that ending. I was not prepared. You truly have gone mad.

[@budderbro1395]

The screams of fear make this so much better, showing that this is indeed a kidnapping dance

[@wcd1411]

No wonder he hasn't uploaded in forever; he's gone completely mad

[@theblackbaron4119]

Mad as a hatter.

[@cutlassken6194]

Crazy as the Joker.

[@cutlassken6194]

He even kinda sounds like him.

[@connorgregory3986]

Yeah he has to deal with everyone lol

[@electricowl9912]

His voice reminds me of David Tennant from Jessica Jones

[@mr.mistermister9841]

Thanks, this video will be very useful against you in court

[@cyansuy3062]

not only that, it will also be used to say "video game makes people violent"

[@linusdn2777]

Jokes on you it will be used FOR him. In the sense that it will prove he is clinically insane. And therefore not going to jail.

[@olorinmagus4479]

Same here

[@daniel418100]

@@linusdn2777 I'm with you this video is exactly what temporary insanity looks like

[@comradeolive]

How did you comment this one day ago?

[@OUTLAW_2_FIVE]

Me: oh cool Soviet uploaded again Me 30 seconds later: (JonTron voice) ohh nooo...

[@datdabdoe1417]

Im a brave boy, But not Brave enough for this

[@epicgaymer2324]

Soviet has officially gone mad

[@terminator3768]

Ohhhh hey finally an upload for womble (30 seconds) Oh no (End of the vid) HOLY HELL

[@savage4749]

Me: *I don't like where this is going*

[@loganstewart3369]

"FBI should be knocking down this door any minute now"

[@arthries]

Watching this after watching him play Alien Isolation makes him look even more psychotic

[@noctesrebellionem212]

idk anymore, I feel like I should go to jail just for watching this

[@lanzdeisidro8350]

We all need to go to jail after watching this video It's horrifying to watch this vid

[@sakariaskarlsson634]

Noctes Rebellionem no its perfectly legal! Have fun! (Its a game dammit, and even if it was real it still wouldnt be illegal to watch it, but to distribute it in some counties but really really weird)

[@DalaihLamer]

The people who view the evidence have to go to jail, too. I think we're kinda safe

[@joksizantos7520]

Evidence that Sovietwomble has multiple personalities

[@whofuckingusesthese]

And is a boss of the mafia

[@logancastro9839]

@@whofuckingusesthese *KING CRIMSON!*

[@lordalph2102]

This personality is: Soviet's version of Mr Hyde

[@siebedaneels9815]

*Rips the ladies arm off* Womble: oh I've done it again haven't I.

[@Pyrozen_Plays]

Siebe Daneels best part lol

[@crazycappie]

"Wow this quarantine has really gotten to Wo -" *sees timestamp from April 2019* "..."

[@joeguy9817]

I'm not sure if this was to entertain us or threaten us

[@beansjohn9569]

Both

[@cutlassken6194]

Homer Simpson Seems like it.

[@cptjackpl8690]

*_Hey Soviet uploaded a new video!_* After video: BY THE NINE DIVINES WE'VE GOT THE PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE.

[@crawlingboy]

He has violated the law

[@emilgau6783]

9 divine? Skyrim?

[@yannickebner5961]

It’s ‘a psychopath’ but love the reference😂

[@supercool1312]

CptJack PL you mean 8 divines? *shh the thalmor might hear you*

[@supercool1312]

Yannick Ebner no, hes *_/THE PSYCHOPATH/_*

[@steveroyal6229]

Oh, a new sovietwomble video! I wonder what crazy situation he’s gotten into now? Huh.

[@foxtrot570]

Too crazy? I think so

[@kevinthelazybear1365]

I love towards the end the girls unconscious and he's just sitting there "again?"

[@KadRSP]

The "Again?" was him asking if she'd like to dance again. Not a comment about her being unconscious.

[@jennyhatter7012]

SOVIET ON LIVE STREAM: I promise I’m not a psychopath SOVIET Proceeds to post this on KZbin

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

Which live stream?

[@louktore975]

@@stuffmorestuff6647 pretty much every blade and sorcery live streams

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

@@louktore975 Thanks

[@thewunga3175]

This is what Alien: Isolation does to you.

[@omeka8842]

or too much vr chat can do that

[@thornyduck8367]

OMG your profile pic and name is the most nostalgic thing i have seen im tearing up

[@inspectoralexei3694]

😂😂😂😂

[@arielkagamine3782]

😂

[@senorlopez1412]

I don't think regular show, or any of its viewers, are old enough for nostalgia

[@Wanderer628]

Every one freaking out and I feel like the only one admiring Wombles ability to create a cool horror video.

[@shadowwarriors7408]

Screw it being a video, turn it into a movie

[@nooanykanen5864]

not horror fantasy

[@jackmatutum7747]

Definitely would watch over an award winning musical.

[@sleepytimetaquito]

He actually had great voice acting in this

[@_water4652]

I didn't know it was a horror thing until the very end.... Probably because I have no idea what a lich is.

[@nazeonrave2501]

Wombles FBI agent: **CONCERN**

[@billrich9722]

British citizens living in Brittan don't get FBI agents.

[@gingermcgingin1733]

*MI5

[@stephencronin1080]

@@billrich9722 yeah they do. Five Eyes program. British spies aren't supposed to spy on British citizens so they get the Americans to, the australians spy on the Canadians, the Canadians spy on the kiwis and the kiwis spy on there usa. Then they all compare notes

[@billrich9722]

@@stephencronin1080 That's... convoluted as fuck. Britain is already basically a police state anyway. My point is that you don't assign FBI agents to monitor people in other countries. That's CIA stuff. FBI is internal affairs.

[@stephencronin1080]

@@billrich9722 yeah that's true, it'd be cia. Five Eyes is a thing though. It's one of the things that Snowdon et al revealed

[@sirturtlethegreat7190]

Womble: doesn't post in months Womble: posts a weird murder pshyco dance video in vr many questions but to scared to get any answers

[@Revosityy]

Have you seen his old content? Once he even talked about how he can just wank off for weeks without posting and spend minutes on a vid lol

[@Elmischievous]

@@Revosityy trueee but he still spent like hours and hours alone per day just to make this 3 mins video

[@hafor2846]

@@Revosityy You do know that this was a fucking joke? Seriously people, use your brain once in a while...

[@Dplusithicus]

@@hafor2846 Did you know that we knew that already? We're not all idiots, we just happen to follow one.

[@hafor2846]

@@Dplusithicus Who is even talking to you? I didn't. The guy I actually replied to apparently did not know that. So what does it matter that you know?

[@aknowevery]

I think we pressured him too much.

[@EchthelionII]

I don't, if we keep pressuring him maybe he will come up with something even better.

[@ozzycat1687]

Soviet: Hand on the hip... Also Soviet: *grabs his victim by the throat* That's not where the hip is, Womble...

[@lysypolpot]

That's why he is alone

[@ozzycat1687]

@@lysypolpot And he wonders why they wouldn't listen to him..

[@pyromainia4710]

I think he failed biology...

[@mza2107]

True

[@Jambion]

Shoot from the hip

[@cassman1237]

Womble? How does it feel to have elicited greater fear in your audience then a contemporary Hollywood blockbuster?

[@ASR-Ansori]

Goes to show the decline of quality in Hollywood, eh

[@calvinhuddleston576]

"I'm totally immune to freaking out" -womble

[@legolascousins]

We won't get another video for 2-3 months and this is what you give us... Can't complain

[@Tyork42]

legolascousins more like 6months to a year after the trial

[@sushiibird7799]

This is so sad

[@Anti_fasc1st]

This is so happy

[@smallfoot5689]

so, this is what womble was doing while he's gone nice

[@juandeleon1075]

I can just imagine Lulu just looking at her owner just dancer around his flat making these noises

[@xXdeathshotXx]

Those ladies had so much fun, they couldnt stop screaming of joy

[@midgetman4206]

This is probably what went through his mind

[@fakechopinfan2825]

Womble we know that apartment gets a little lonely but uh.... insanity is a different level

[@sushiibird7799]

Should we help him already?

[@apasserby5217]

Nazi Loli the communists are here

[@fakechopinfan2825]

@@apasserby5217 no I think we make it worse XD

[@fakechopinfan2825]

@@sushiibird7799 nah he's perfect

[@sushiibird7799]

@@fakechopinfan2825 You sure? He might do it to people in vr

[@lawleious6166]

This is actually some god tier RP from Womble. Love the character.

[@paltysork2412]

What character?

[@ferro1398]

He has always loved RP'ing in every game he plays it's awesome.

[@tomaszm7860]

@Ibraheem Khan wooosh

[@MrHarshverdhan]

@Mrlightning 101 difference between rapist and psychotic sorcerer.

[@leptonGM]

@Mrlightning 101 A lich is a fantasy trope where an evil wizard sheds their humanity and becomes a powerful undead skeletal mage. Senseless killing is kind of their thing. It's in the title. Either way these women get boned.

[@haku2597]

Cyanide : Are u alrite man? I know u spend a lot of time in your apartment alone. I understand your need of companionship. At first i dint think much of it but i change my mind drastically after watching this.

[@TheBoomamatic]

"if your not on a no-fly list somewhere, someone isn't doing their job" - SovietWomble

[@tani7895]

“If you’re not on a no-fly list somewhere in the world, someone isn’t doing their job.” -SovietWomble (I love that quote, hopefully I remembered it correctly.)

[@J0k3r2K8]

Not gonna lie, the end made me jump a bit, never expected that from Soviet

[@amaliafelix6993]

Kody Hinkle i found it humerous 🤣🤘🏽

[@tumadrev598]

I think we found his new gf 😂☝️

[@amaliafelix6993]

gabriel alfonzo urrutia sanchez I’m..DEAD😂😂😂💀

[@o.602]

Yeah no shit. That part scared the crap out of me. Really enjoy how he built the tension so well. This guy can direct a horror movie better than most filmmakers out there.

[@Zionith]

talk about Zero Fucks clan

[@Po0fwad]

My Therapist: "Dancing womble doesn´t exist you don´t have to be afraid " . . . dancing Womble *whispering* "yes, yes, yes my dear"

[@sultanag3612]

O_O can you hook me up with your therapist plz ;-;

[@rsf2466]

After watching his face reveal video...i can put a face to this man's madness.