Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)

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5:02 - Adagio for strings
6:29 - House Husslepuff by / bewbewdingo

[@iwanwilliams300]

2016:we're gonna leave the EU soon 2019:any minute now

[@jellevogelezang1256]

Iwan Williams exaxtly

[@all4mobilegaming157]

Still waiting.....

[@somethingsomewhat8860]

@@all4mobilegaming157 give it a couple years and we'll make the right choice and stop this fucking farce

[@eccomi21]

i was just thinking that

[@somethingsomewhat8860]

@Ben neill yeah, can't believe they just round up all the Brits and put them into labour camps. Seriously, they forced British citizens abroad to weak cups of tea on yellow pieces of cloth in order to identify ourselves. Also hate how they starve their own citizens, while preaching that we are all equal, from their massive palaces of course. Christ, who would ever want to live under that.

[@housekilla457]

“You can tell the sex of a horse by it’s teeth” mate, its a lot easier than that.

[@Sarge80]

Yea Cy is kinda full of BS.

[@ragedice6853]

@@Sarge80 that was not the joke

[@Sarge80]

@@ragedice6853 Its not about 1 joke, alot of the stuff he says are either half truths or make no sense at all.

[@ragedice6853]

@@Sarge80 but how is that relevant at all, like yea he said it but it was just a joke dude, chill

[@Sarge80]

@@ragedice6853 I am chill, no worries :)

[@DivyanJain]

Two years later KZbin algorithm sends me this video so I can remember that Cyanide knifed NBK Edit: can't believe years later this comment is still relevant

[@mickey9964]

Cyanide paid for that, I guarantee it

[@evantiel727]

and dont forget it 😂

[@safetytheflamewolf]

Lmao

[@blueninja1779]

There’s a video where NBK is getting interviewed and he cuts the interviewer off and says stuff like “Oh yeah I would like to give a shoutout to my friend Cyanide real quick...” and then it’s just a bunch of stuff like on how Cyanide apparently taught him everything about the game

[@masonschwartz1818]

Blueninja 177 link pls?

[@frosty8592]

“ don’t worry Britain will leave the EU pretty soon “ *4 years later*

[@tashkent561]

*so that was a fucking lie*

[@jamesmoody9628]

Shhhh... Most brits are still in denial about it

[@CommissarChaotic]

Wait so thats why brexit was a big deal?

[@OK-fi4yq]

@@CommissarChaotic no, mostly people overdramatising it as if our lives will completely revolve around the 'change' + it's completely shifted our political landscape over the last 4 years and been the focal point of 2 elections.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@OK-fi4yq I mean it greatly affects businesses trying to ship goods out

[@UndeadCrow99]

3 years later... Everyone remembers that Cyanide knifed NBK. But nobody remembers that Waffle helped kill him.

[@thecourier3492]

Accurate

[@cypresswillow2591]

Unrelated....but wheres Nep these days?

[@patricklastin5624]

Nicolas probably serving a prison sentence for stalking NBK

[@morsdominus5249]

4 years later I've been watching almost all his videos pretty much every month and I didn't know waffle helped

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@cypresswillow2591 dating Tabsen from BIG

[@DvntyDigital]

It's always a good day when Womble uploads

[@hmurti5137]

True that.

[@scottmctrusty3062]

Good month

[@pizzatheslice1911]

true

[@Rafifcahya]

yes indeed

[@ibrahimkamone3947]

agreed

[@beni0827]

In a group project: Peter: I wrote down everything John: I sorted out the information Ashley: I made a presentation Cyanide: Well I knifed NBK

[@Thegameshadow1]

This comment was beautiful before I came around. Now it has a comment.

[@ramonnapolano6308]

Hufflepuff Slytherin Ravenclaw Gryffindor

[@goingblargh]

Ramon Napolano We're all Husslepuff.

[@gamot4183]

Husslepuff; it's where all the black wizards go.

[@sambenmoser1240]

@@gamot4183 DID YOU KNOW

[@chickenpox5434]

Moogle has a Deagle today

[@chickenpox5434]

He has a deagle today

[@haydensayles7543]

Yes in fact he does

[@E_E69]

He will have a deagle tomorrow

[@chickenpox5434]

Moogle had a deagle yesterday

[@viveksubramanya9869]

Moogle has a deagle today

[@BillyOnYouTube]

Wife: I completely payed off both of our life insurance plans. Cyanide: Yeah? Well I knifed NBK.

[@Randus1058]

My cousin traded me for a cow

[@orlando780]

Jeong Woo Rhee I still don’t understand the story about that can you explain?

[@Randus1058]

@@orlando780 My cousin. Traded me. For a cow.

[@orlando780]

Jeong Woo Rhee oh... I thought that was a joke on cyanide and people saying he fucked his cousin for a cow or something. I don’t know I don’t get any of it

[@skysoldaccount5531]

@@orlando780 its from one of the Day Z videos

[@SephConUno]

"Don't look at this as censorship, let's view this as *Selective Viewing* " Cyanide Predicted EA's Defence for LootBoxes omg.

[@jackinthebox8981]

Oh god that ea reference made me shudder, god ea is one of the worst companies that I've ever heard of.

[@nebvbn4504]

@@jackinthebox8981 *Have you heard about Nestle?*

[@theman3645]

Activision are catching up, EA actually realised a free game that had no p2w

[@Nelyak_07]

@@nebvbn4504 I remember the CEO of Nestle said that "water is not a human right"

[@reloadseven2198]

@@Nelyak_07 he's a fucking chode lol

[@christiancotie4189]

Womble: we’re not to be misogynistic Also Womble: Cake, you’re now the eye candy. Moan seductively for the audience

[@chonacastillo4777]

Cake:*whimpers*

[@-xghost_4013]

I said Moan seductively Not having a Fucking seizure

[@DegenerateWeeb69]

New actually blocked me on Twitter for making a moaning joke on her birthday

[@erwidobi7812]

@sabine seems like she does it 4 attention so she prolly assumed u were making fun of her

[@cinnarator6945]

You cannot put ZF and the word "sensitivity" together in a sentence.

[@thegrekorian2465]

I like how Cyanide integrates the facts so seamlessly. “The bomb is down in mid, There is one in garage, And you can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth…” Comedy gold.

[@Lightkie]

Did you know that "it's" is a contraction of "it is"? SCNR

[@AGenericAccount]

I clicked faster than an African bushman when I saw this in my feed

[@yousefjeyawi3528]

are you me?

[@joshuak7236]

I'm an African...

[@capnheadmuncha3952]

dude, that was awesome :")

[@MightyAntyz]

That is one of the best comments I have seen in my life.

[@campbellpatton4653]

So fucking true!

[@fimau7337]

Always remember! "Soviet Womble is a professional csgo player... but he never said he is a good one"

[@Irisfantasies]

as he does it for a living... like anyone working on a office from 9 to 5

[@radiusapplejack7336]

You have 666 likes ...

[@jacoblansman8147]

I was gonna say, Womble should have mentioned to NBK that he said it's his job, not necessarily that he's good at it.

Stalin was a good cs player in Real

[@dankmememaster434]

i hope scissorballs got un baned

[@prop3297]

This reminds me of that time Cyanide knifed NBK in counterstrike

[@MediHusky]

Kinda reminds me of when Dunky beat Sky in smash.

[@datamazingsoldier7189]

Protoka kind of reminds me when Russia beat the Nazis

[@maxwellwalker8050]

this reminds me of that time dunky beat sky in smash

[@chickerhoof]

This reminds me of the time that FUCKING SHUT UP U ABSOLUTE FUCKNUGGET

[@whoooz9385]

Chickerhoof the chicken the word “fucknugget”😂😂 if the nuggets really fucked each other.....

[@KTechOffical]

“Pretty soon britains gonna leave the EU” ... this vid is from 2016...

[@smoketinytom]

Yup, confirmed. This guy can read a line.

[@CombatKing1237]

@@smoketinytom yo thank man i wasn't quite sure. i appreciate you clearing that up for me

[@amadeus5182]

Anytime now

[@tashkent561]

So that was a fucking lie

[@TheTfrules]

Aany day now

[@Psychopatrick88]

THAT'S where I learned it from! Okay story time: I'm in a training class at my job, my trainer decides to start a quiz game in our chat. Random knowledge. We get a question from her: "What organic component is used in most brands of lip stick nowadays?" In a flash, I'm like "Fish scales." My whole team, including my trainer, is in sheer awe of how fast I answered that. I could not, for the life of me, remember where I heard it from, but now I realize that I have Cyanide to thank for that random tidbit of knowledge.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

holy shit, congrats on that even tho I'm over a year late for that.

[@Saxdude26]

The hilarious thing is A LOT of the facts he read out in this episode are found on wrappers for pads. It truly begs the question: did Cyanide search these or does he have a rolladex on hand?

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@Saxdude26 *_Both_*

[@drumboarder1]

I hope you got uber laid for that

[@drumboarder1]

@@Saxdude26 pads? Are there British pommy pads that aren't the pads I'm thinking of?

[@jackvallance2289]

When you learn more from cyanides fun facts than you do in a semester at school

[@leagueofshaco1214]

true hahaha

[@Nere_]

Did you know that 99% of "Did you know"-facts are made up?

[@leagueofshaco1214]

doesnt matter , still more than in school :P

[@srenandersen6410]

Fun fact. Birds do pee, thay just pee and shit at the same time.

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

I'm from Iceland and dogs are legal here.

[@OvenHut]

Awww Nep getting all embarrassed about saying she wants NBK's babies is so fucking adorable

[@Dominom108]

OvenHut I swear is it even possible for her to be so fuckin cute?

[@bensontauro7706]

How can be someone so cute?

[@papermartin879]

NOI

[@yuryi1548]

Kawaii

[@002-v7j]

2:10 best bit xD

[@trx90vito29]

cake is incapable of moaning seductively as SHES JUST TO CUUUTE

[@milimnava8635]

Sorry but who is cake i now it's a girl that sounds cute like does she have a channel also?

[@samanthawsy]

@@milimnava8635 look for Helena Cake

[@kickasspeanuts]

@@milimnava8635 a girl in ZF that makes everyone in the current channel "melt" from cuteness, and one that is incapable of being a discount nep

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@samanthawsy she barely uploads

[@IodizedNaCL]

@@kickasspeanuts does nep have a channel?

[@AJSLV2002]

5:43 you can also tell the sex of a horse by whichever one has a fifth leg

[@lt-yx1hx]

Exactly

[@khalilrahme5227]

No no no we use the teeth on youtube

[@sarcas1847]

I was confused and now I think I got it-

[@Randus1058]

@@sarcas1847 *DICK*

[@Antidote4369]

A 5th leg lmfao

[@JammyD2579]

There's something unreasonably cute about the way Nep says "no".

[@churrocharcharm]

JammyD2579 agreeed

[@avorkle53]

I get erection everytime I hear an English girl/woman talking, especially when she says "Nawh"...

[@geniemiki]

You have some weird fetish xD

[@elithen1]

Isn't Nep Turkish?

[@churrocharcharm]

Obamacare Death Panel Pretty sure, yea. She sounds like one of my relatives whos turkish. So I can only assume she is lol

[@drdiabeetus4419]

Cake's "Seductive moan" sounds like a fucking ghost

[@FoshyTakashi]

Fat Ghost "OOOOOOOOOO"

[@edvinandersson3977]

Who is Cake??

[@Derdonaueschinger]

the gril

[@edvinandersson3977]

Who's girl? It is Nep and Cake, Cake is obviously a girl but who.

[@fyrentenimar]

YT channel Helena Cake

[@Siptom369]

Cyanide is still watching this video every day to remember when he knifed NBK

[@justan324]

And having a rememberance wank lol

[@Antpoolio]

Pretty sure about 50% of this video is just Cyanide saying facts. Well, the more you know

[@Reza-hq6bq]

did you know that 50% of this video is Cyanide stating random facts mid game?

[@Alpheamus]

Aaaaannnddd..... SCENE.

[@InFluxCapacitor]

Did you know there is a petition calling Cy a Chubby Bunny by members of ZF? www.change.org/p/sovietwomble-every-member-of-the-z-f-clan-must-refer-to-cyanide-as-chubby-bunny?recruiter=597930797&Link

[@filipl1130]

remember me?

[@Antpoolio]

Isorange3 the kid who said to use faceit instead of having an unranked mm? Lol what a coincidence xD

[@ultidragonlord887]

"Yeah, well, I knifed NBK" "Yeah, well, you missed a planet"

[@Jets_Archive]

That's a good point

[@wyattguilliams2621]

I forgot about that

[@tiggytheimpaler5483]

Is this from a stream or a bullshitery episode

[@64-rd]

Space Engineers Bullshittery (the one with planets)

[@Eric-vs2he]

@@64-rd the update video

[@andrewknickerbocker314]

Im so 'mad' that Womble left out when Nep and NBK realized they were just a few hours drive from each other and started making it seem like they were ACTUALLY gonna smash lol. it was freggin funny!!!

[@wowdogememe1541]

Too hot for youtube

[@lemonbot4906]

Do you have a clip of that? To see you're not lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@baccaismemebob2603]

Lemon Bot if i recall it was part of the womble v cyanide livestream (thats the title)

[@baccaismemebob2603]

Lemon Bot kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3bEhZ1jmtibes0 Youre gonna have to wtach all of it to find it good luck when

[@Jay-fs2nw]

I watched it, good stream but what he’s talking about is basically only just saying he’s in Germany and that Nep could drive there since she’s in Austria, and her saying no since she’s scared of his girlfriend, unfortunately there’s not much more

[@Wok777]

This entire episode can be summarized with the three words: "Did you know..."

[@quantumblur_3145]

The square root of rope is string

[@hizkiajeremmy7797]

oh God, I can hear cyanide's voice when I read that

[@MrLuque19]

Did you know that Cyanide knifed NBK?

[@suleyman9199]

Did you know a whale shark in Japan aquarium once anus shaming the men's who were there with tilting it's underside to the audience to show its 'additional' big FIN.

[@smoshinlinksux4146]

No its : Cyanide knifed NBK

[@NJAS113]

@0:37 “well pretty soon Britain’s gonna leave the EU” 3 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧... Well you see, there’s been a few problems with that..

[@louisryan5815]

This was the comment I was looking for

[@Hybrid10Prime_Creative]

It's crazy how long ago this started

[@louisryan5815]

@@Hybrid10Prime_Creative ikr?

[@hardlyfen1x892]

Don't worry, just a few more years and we'll get there

[@swevixeh]

"Democracy" in a nutshell

[@swimsvg1855]

I would pay real money to have Cyanide read fun facts to me when I'm sad.

[@hehexd8089]

That would make me even sadder because of the fact that i have to pay someone to spend time with me

[@HabibuHalama]

You must be fun at parties, funny man.

[@detroitdave9512]

you don't have any money

[@swimsvg1855]

Thats why I said "would" otherwise I WILL do that.

[@izharhaque2851]

SWIMS Gameing Who knows the name of the song at 5:04 ?? Plz, I liek very much :p

[@Aztro]

really want womble to take yt full time when he hits 1m

[@thinhvcoin]

He is full time now. However, it still take long time for him to complete a video. He is also working on multiple projects simultaneously.

[@borgy9651]

he has been full time since february i think,

[@timnone2924]

he already does youtube full time but his subs dont matter, hes not monetizing youtube. Only twitch and patreon

[@emilysanders2176]

It takes so long because of how beautifully he edits this shit. I'm amazed by his subtitles

[@ItsUbi]

he is full time

[@callmecassian6952]

“Pretty soon Britain’s gonna leave the EU...” Yeah. Soon soviet

[@benmellor8191]

its already happened

[@herrherr2086]

@Ben Mellor yeah 4 years after this video was posted.

[@Tony_ratface]

"i said moan seductively not have a fucking seizure"

[@isaiahshy2406]

PotatoKing Tony mmmm

[@isleepless]

Cake is just too innocent to purposefully seduce someone.

[@chief117s15]

Wow, you are just so fucking cool and knowledgeable aren't you? Stfu

[@wabbajack8283]

ShepherdOfMemories No shit, Captain Sherlock.

[@bradleymorgan8223]

I love how cake was perfectly fine to be objectified like that...

[@siegesquirrel42]

"Why do you have a Deagle, Moogle?" "Because it's Thursday." Makes sense to me.

[@TANKCRAZY1]

Best part

[@john34261]

maybe becouse he wants to rotate the pistols on the day to have a variety

[@wavestrider2160]

Because its wednesday my dudes~

[@ogloc420]

I played with Moogle once and I asked him why he didnt have a deagle cuz its thursday and he was like I dont use the deagle anymore and then my friend asked if he was a horse would he be called neighle and then he disconnected immediately

[@igneous061]

Gold

[@KottiXD]

"But i knifed NBK" ... this sentence Cyanide will say in every argument xD

[@_explo__explo_likeexplosio6405]

KottiXD kop

[@lupvirga]

And i'd say, "yes, but how many times did they Kill you?"

[@hadezcro]

Hellcase website free case to open with code GabenPls

[@aspielm759]

KottiXD Cyanide at a Job Interview: „I knifed NBK“

[@UnknownSpectre5]

*Gets Hired On The Spot*

[@ijustpostedth1s724]

Womble: makes a joke about face reveal. 6 years later, 4.01M subscribers: makes a 3 hour long video about the forest, face reveal on the last 30 seconds. As it turns out, our guy is one handsome dude. Shockingly handsome.

[@zohess9419]

Shocking to know it's the same guy who gets butt fingered by a doctor monthly

[@savvi3128]

Yep, coolest moment ever

[@Sergeantmajormario]

"Oh no he's hot!" - Squidward Tentacles

[@suylapolat1378]

Thanos: iam inevitable Cyanide: well i knifed NBK

[@WolvericCatkin]

_699th like..._ nice... 😎

[@filipbitala2624]

@George Corbul hitler:commits a global genocide Cyanide: well i knifed NBK

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

@@filipbitala2624 too far man

[@filipbitala2624]

@@Samuel-vw4yv well i knifed nbk

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

@@filipbitala2624 fair enough

[@__-il4sw]

NBK knifed flusha Cyanide knifed NBK Flusha cheats Cyanide > cheats

[@TheOtherLPer203]

Cyanide knifed NBK. Edberg knifed Cyanide Edberg > NBK

[@francis3334]

Edberg: So goddamn easy

[@rikupv]

@@francis3334 I think he fucking rage quit - Soviet

[@Randus1058]

@@rikupv Video cut

[@igneous061]

Because its thursday

[@moritzziermann1691]

"Did u know that French has 17 words to surrender" this killed me...

[@JAMEYX]

Moritz Ziermann yes

[@senpaiclark1042]

Moritz Ziermann I think one of that 17 kinds of surrender has a “I surrender” in it

[@r.a.c.douceur766]

We have 105 words for vagina and 216 for penis tho

[@raafikilevraienv2v]

DOUCEUr THAT'S SEXIST, WAMEN HAVE LESS WORDS lul.

[@r.a.c.douceur766]

Mouth and butthole synonyms compensate that

[@spooks4771]

Dude Cy’s scream when he knifes NBK is still hilarious to this day

[@DiagonalByte]

Update a year later: still funny

[@scottm8292]

10:49

[@kfcdonutking4237]

betrayal..BeTrAyAl....BETRAYAL

[@TheStrikeofGod]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[@phoenix4267]

"sound check1..2..3..1" "HURRRRRRRRR"

[@flipvsgaming8458]

B E T R A Y A L

[@TheStrikeofGod]

AnimCZ - That Czech Guy I wonder if you know how we do in Tokyo

[@phoenix4267]

"beset by all sides by teachers" - sovietwomble 2k16

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

That Nep blush was fucking adorable

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

lol

[@samuraiii6434]

sᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ I luv nep

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Nep is pretty according to Twitter

[@Shadow-fb7gj]

I loved Nep moaning

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69]

Curly i need a link or at least a name

[@RamblinRick_]

The Nep vs. Womble knife fight at 10:40 was classic...a moment of pure karma.

[@syl_cherub]

777scubadiver LeGEnDary KaRMa

[@whyareyougay4630]

Someone: **exist** Joseph Stalin: 11:17

[@tyjans370]

Da, comrade

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

Betrayal! Goolagong!

[@Manly-Tears]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

[@shadowraft6726]

@@Manly-Tears Hitler to Stalin when he invaded Russia and Stalin started to push him back:

[@JN7F]

Did you know that person like cyanide can tell 284 facts during 1 competitive game?

[@wubz2879]

Janne Nuutinen *one round

[@TheRABIDdude]

2:26 *

[@comrade6947]

TheRABIDdude-brah lol 😂

[@elijahd.1340]

TheRABIDdude true

[@hopoffz]

blatant cheater lmao

[@manictiger]

Someone should edit this to be rebels shooting at Darth Vader and having the shots deflected back at them.

[@pikaman_]

loooooooool

[@3Dusers]

Nep's "no" "Noi nyoi noi noi" so adorbs

[@KarloStudios]

That's cute xD

[@sharpmvg6861]

Did you know a bear has 42 teeth

[@greger_utan_armar4437]

RuN Gaming Shat ap xD ffs

[@spartanxander-0476]

RuN Gaming Did you know that if I find you I will punch you #themoreyouknow

[@sharpmvg6861]

+CAGRappin Games Did you know the longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds

[@CheeseYourself]

6:43 False; Mr. Bentham's skeleton was present at _one_ meeting, in 2013.

[@danielschroedinger2090]

Maybe it was the only important one

[@edwardheppenstall8690]

It's not actually his skeleton they use, it's his taxidermied corpse, it's kinda terrifying

[@thealmightyswanklord9804]

What if they only had one important* meeting at the University of London?

[@samsonguy10k]

Don't forget the meeting it missed because it was out for a coffee.

[@ryuumarutakahashi7064]

@CheeseYourself nnnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrddddddd.

[@TheStrikeofGod]

This is the reason why Cyanide is my favorite person.

[@HajileMalach]

hee hee

[@dawsontvdc]

+fishing_gamer_vlogs Actually it's h3h3 ;D

[@hzmsyhm88]

did you know hahaha its kill me when he said that xD

[@zachwithanH07]

+rimi How bout' no?😒

[@user-ho4ex4oi7t]

The Ultra-Gamer cxcxxXxvcxxx

[@jordansenger6185]

did you actually play with NBK?!?!?!?! THAT'S AMAZING!!

[@thatonegamer6]

Yep

[@carson1429]

Gambit zeused him but it was not shown in the vid

[@Romrijsel]

As an Envyus fan I recognized the voice of NBK, that's him for sure

[@lolcopter1911]

I think the bigger question is how Cyanide managed to coax him and Enkay into playing with him against Womble.

[@FG_Chaos]

it is yes nbk even live streamed it :D

[@roxana1986]

00:00 - Cyanide one deaging 00:05 - CT or T sided map? 00:10 - face reveal on 100 followers 00:19 - why's Soviet got an AWP? 00:25 - I'm not going where you're going 00:37 - what will happen wen the UK leaves the EU 00:43 - why do you have a deagle Moogle? 00:47 - italian lessons with ZF 00:57 - Occupational hazards 01:12 - dominion owners 01:29 - H3H3 01:47 - teachings of the ZF Sensitivity training meeting 02:14 - 4 AWPs going mid to B 02:18 - the handicap Soviet 02:25 - totally cocked 02:35 - Edberg banned for friendly fire 02:47 - stuck in the wall 02:56 - selective vieweing 03:15 - NASA should hire Soviet to throw things into orbit 03:29 - Edberg clicking 03:41 - inconspicuous gun-barrel 03:46 - about lipstick usage 03:51 - about fast food intake 03:59 - what are you reading? 04:03 - about Ithyphallophobia 04:07 - about tapir's goods 04:11 - about hot air ballons 04:14 - about grounds for divorce 04:19 - about defeated apes 04:23 - about lipstick ingredients 04:26 - about japanese names 04:31 - about French marriage 04:34 - about pets in Iceland 04:37 - about flinks 04:40 - about the Heinz Ketchup bottle 04:50 - about whale's goods 04:58 - overdramatic death 05:12 - Nep missed 05:21 - Cake as the eye-candy 05:35 - about the sex of horses 05:43 - about a pig execution 05:49 - about sloths digestion 05:53 - STOP with the facts 05:56 - Wombles's Dignity timed out 06:05 - no one wants Womble's babies 06:24 - Husslepuff 06:33 - about slugs noses 06:36 - about Los Angeles 06:43 - about the skeleton of Jeremy Bentham 06:48 - about pigs physiognomy 06:52 - about catfish 06:56 - about the French language 07:00 - about birds 07:03 - unsubscribed from Cyanide fun-facts 07:12 - he's in the smoke 07:20 - Womble's pure skill 07:30 - the average ZF game 07:47 - The Face-off preparations 08:15 - Cyanide's team getting butt fucked 08:37 - Cyanide's team getting good 09:00 - haxx clearly 09:03 - NVK and Frosty of EnVyUs 09:32 - Nep want to have NBK's babies 09:45 - false sense of security 09:51 - NBK could be in there you go first 09:59 - Cyanide flirting with NBK 10:05 - Cyanide doesn't believe 10:16 - forgets to stad up 10:24 - I shall boost you...PSYCH! 10:28 - knife fight: Nep vs Soviet 10:47 - Cynide knifed NBK 11:10 - BETRAYAL 11:22 - 360 no scope 11:33 - beset on all sides by idiots

[@ochoaboyy4064]

+roh86 i'm very impressed

[@gewoonsam4650]

+roh86 im not sure if its low life to have done this or do i have to be impressed

[@davebowman9000]

Thank you kindly, good Internet citizen

[@MediHusky]

It's like scene selection on the dvd menu. 10/9

[@giermash5279]

I don't know what to think about it

[@TheDakkaman]

8:37 “Get good” “Getting good now” “It was at this moment Womble knew: he f***ed up.”

[@faitharielsterling235]

I can just re-watch bullshittery because it doesn't go old to me, it's always funny

[@gamerminion3865]

I've watched every bullshittery at least 10 times

[@appelsappie8736]

It's more because soviet doesn't upload anything new.

[@faitharielsterling235]

I'm not bothered that he doesn't upload often, His content is just so funny it doesn't go old, if you're going to complain to soviet, why are you even here because some people can have busy or complicated lives they may only do something funny sometimes so obviously he can't always upload

[@meltingstream3385]

You guys remind me of the reds & blues from red vs blue

[@prodbym1daz]

Melting Stream i miss red vs blue

[@meltingstream3385]

+Srate they made a new trailer, I can't wait for that

[@thebadger4040]

Cyanide = Caboose

[@lesh9418]

Srate well your in luck, there's a new season that came out

[@agenttennessee]

TheShdow425 Just ended like yesterday

[@benjaminokonski9186]

6:56 Cyanide: “Did you know that the French Have seventeen different words for surrender?” Well, that explains a lot…

[@nightspicer]

of course they have xD

[@TheGreatDorian]

Fuck off with the stereotype. Also, only two words for surrender : "se rendre" and "capituler".

[@gurke640]

@@TheGreatDorian angry french man?

[@Skrubs]

@@gurke640 yes

[@achievementbird2641]

Mordred he actually knows both words for surrender just in case someone looks at him funny and he has to flee

[@kaevek8937]

"Why do you have a deagle Moogle?" " 'Cause it's Thursday" Best Logic 10/10

[@Null24]

On Wednesdays he buys an awp

[@B.Scruby]

This is a callback joke and i'm surprised Moogle remembers it. It's in the Antistasi vid about The Badgers aka Molo Independence Liberation Front, where they decide who will lead the country during what day and that it'll be total Anarchy during Thursday.

[@LilFrenchie]

I'm french and I've spent ten minutes trying to figure out wich was all these 17 words to say surrender I've waisted ten minutes of my life

[@vikiingen]

Julien Boluda How many did you come up with? xD

[@Kenddamus]

capituler, abandonner, abdiquer, caler, céder, composer, fléchir, parlementer, plier, ployer, renoncer, se démettre, se rendre, se replier, se retirer, se soumettre, succomber, tomber, traiter, transiger That's actually 20, and I didn't count the expressions xD

[@theashennamedjerry3203]

Kenddamus traiter et parlementer ne sont pas des synonyme de se rendre.

[@0keimchi]

Synonymous for the number of times France has to surrender? :p

[@Kenddamus]

@lolsquad Bah, en fait j'ai juste tapé sur Google et retiré vite fait ceux qui étaient de plus d'un mot (se ne comptant pas pour moi). J'ai pas trop fait gaffe aux quelques "synonymes" qui sont en fait plutôt dans l'implicite ^^

[@cairotimothy3215]

Approximately a year later and this is still better content then most KZbinres

[@hariyanuar8222]

Cairo Timothy321 *than

[@ascended8174]

*KZbinrs

[@Chris_KAy]

im watching this for the... ehm ... 10th time i think, cant find anything better x´D

[@CaptainEarls]

Chrusaster same

[@Tokyo_Pop]

Check out Mr. Sark's content~ It's very well done too

[@risingstar1811]

was that actually NBK?and how tf did cyanide manage to get him to play

[@epion660]

He's a fan of these videos.

[@christiannugraha1011]

Just seach "nbk twitter sovietwomble" on Google.

[@joodajoo]

Believe it or not : pro gamers are just gamers who get paid and famous for doing such.

[@cradleofgoth]

...and are better than nearly everyone else.

[@TheWinjin]

.. and are people who can watch some Womble bullshittery for fun and enjoy the level of crazy in the videos.

[@mrvelic8523]

If somebody didnt notice Moogle said its thursday because in their Arma series they said thursday is no goverment and only anarchy day

[@deceitfulhero1723]

Do you remember which Arma series? There was more than one, and I can't remember.

[@psines2021]

@@deceitfulhero1723 I think it's the anstitasi part 9

[@stephweasenforth7891]

Fifty Ga definitely antistasi. I just can’t remember which one.

[@psines2021]

@@stephweasenforth7891 I already said above it's anstitasi part 9

[@knightsoliareofastora8133]

Yeak he said that two years after this came out

[@jackhealy3328]

I finally paused the video at the exact fucking moment Soviet put in that subliminal Neeson.

[@alexslobyy3383]

You could just slow the speed down

[@jimu9718]

mee too

[@jackhealy3328]

alex Slobyy Yeah. But it's more rewarding to get it right on the money.

[@sharpmvg6861]

Did you know unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it

[@diptyapinakaherringcandrad2930]

Can you tell me what time it showed?

[@Azinnation]

I love it how it went from fun facts with cyanide to annoying facts with cyanide

[@denneledoe873]

fuck you

[@worlds3061]

STFU i've seen you everywhere nobody cares m8

[@sidneyisais8862]

I want to see more of Cake :D

[@kentknightofcaelin4537]

Sidney Isais i think she left

[@TheKartoffel101]

froschkoenig4 What about Nep?

[@kentknightofcaelin4537]

Jan Solo idk i don't watch ZF that much but i was asking myself that question too :/

[@VarietzHD]

Yeah I love their soothing voice lol

[@lexidreyar7777]

Apparently one of my friends said if we were this group, I'd be cake

[@Eliconean]

00:10 6 years later, we got that face reveal. But what's more important, Cyanide knifed NBK.

[@LordArthex]

Nep seriously needs a youtube channel :D

[@jeancarrascoplane5579]

She has

[@lucas8198]

what is her channel?

[@BlackCrafte]

For research purpose...?

[@polirythm1]

.

[@NanayaShikiVN]

Not sure about Nep but Cake has one.

[@Aksuuuk]

Did you know french has 17 words for surrender not surprised

[@Grityom]

I'm french and this is true.

[@zangtar31]

that's not even true lel

[@tomcarr9713]

Yeah, it's twenty.

[@kamilskiba9158]

+Mr Pyrosaxo Same in Polish.

[@Sosorasoul]

Did you know these jokes never been funny ?

[@user-hw7hi7pb3x]

Is anyone gonna realize that NBK watches Soviet's videos/streams, hence the only reason he knows that Soviet said he was a CS pro?

[@sukondisnuts8806]

Orrrr cynade : come play a 5 v 5 with me against my friends Nbk : okay against who? Cynade : a guy called soviet he said hes a csgo pro Nbk : lmao

[@giggusmaximus2167]

@@sukondisnuts8806 how would cyanide know NBK tho. NBK had to have seen cyanide on Soviets videos because that's the only reason anyone knows that idiot lol

[@ThSadomasohista]

@@giggusmaximus2167 yeah but then why would he volunteer to go to cyanides team instead of womble?

[@roponen332]

2016: *Soon* we are no longer in EU *2020* : lost 5 billion pounds and 4 years, not great not terrible

[@jochen4207]

5 billion pounds? That's what I call determination for weigh loss

[@sirkana]

@@60508 I mean, they could have used that to help the homeless or the unemployed, but instead shat it down the toilet.

[@emielverbeeren8181]

@@sirkana Well, they saved a multitude of that now by now having to pay the insane EU coronavirus relief aid or however it's called so actually I think they did pretty well.

[@fish3977]

@@emielverbeeren8181 you know that the UK is getting way more fucked by covid than most of Europe.

[@PhoenixAce]

@@60508 that’s a bad way to look at it

[@yaboicryingseal5889]

Did you know the French language has seventeen different words for surrender killed me

[@WalkingCWild]

Ya Boi crying seal thing is, that is just stupid considering they never fucking surrendered

[@yaboicryingseal5889]

Moley’s biggest Fan that doesn't mean that it's not funny

[@aaronj6060]

They did surrender. In the "Battle of France" which started 10th of may, 1940. They surrendered just over six weeks later to Nazi Germany, on the 22nd of June, 1940 which is when the armistice was signed. The armistice ultimately meant that France would give 2/3 of their land to Nazi Germany. All the while, Mussolini (Italian Leader) declared war on France on the 10th of June, 1940, which France once again surrendered, on the 25th of June. Still didn't surrender?

[@aaronj6060]

Also, the Italian attack actually only started on the 20th of June. So the French only lasted 5 days against Italy, and just *under* six weeks to the Germans.

[@_NobodySpecial_]

aaron julian ANNIHILATION

[@nolla7591]

-See Ellie, we're nice people -Extremly ni- -Shut your mouth

[@crispybacon4240]

Aha... That's the joke...

[@crispybacon4240]

@@michaeljharin6152 are both of you too fucking stupid to see I was making fun of OP for just commenting something funny from the video for likes?

[@jaemoo7574]

Was that actually NBK?

[@faustowowfireholo9266]

yes

[@nielvanderwesthuizen2768]

D

[@allenqueen]

how did they get him to record with them?

[@Tobias-dp7xh]

Yes he was, he also streamed a few games with him

[@tiosfertop]

Yep

[@smogilez4517]

He finally got 100 followers

[@iwasgroomed]

Soviet -You’re now the eye-candy cake Cake -Ok! Soviet- Moan seductively for the audience Cake- *moans pathetically* :( aw least cake tried

[@peeweeweepee6024]

Na Cl I want to like but this comment has 69 likes

[@kamikaze4172]

@@peeweeweepee6024 It now has 269 likes

[@Ribbons0121R121]

lol

[@kamikaze4172]

Cake sounds way too young to be moaning seductively

[@Creed034]

@@kamikaze4172 she is lmao

[@xxloopermanxx9699]

yo im from iceland and i have a dog.... SWAT breaks in

[@sarcastic_slob]

You dog damn law breaker.... If the dog wasnt so dog damn cute, you would be in jail for life.

[@GaleHUN]

*FBI OPEN UP!*

[@IAOIceland1984]

@yajo891 yeah cy is just talking out of his arse, think the tapir also only has the largest penis/body ratio for mammals

[@atomicwaffle5787]

@@IAOIceland1984 barnacles actually have the largest penis to body ratio

[@DanniV8]

I too am from Iceland and have a pet dog. Please don't tell anyone.

[@22I22]

WE WANT MORE CAKE +SovietWomble

[@bennyb4283]

with who does cake live?

[@rcticfloof]

With a guy named Devil

[@lilramen1648]

Cyanide

[@danenriq3451]

that cake moan is so cute

[@rcticfloof]

Han Alister ha, no, she lives in Norway

[@skunk4918]

Womble: see ellie, we're nice, we're nice people Ellie: extremely nice Womble: shut your mouth.

[@nanimuwu]

"I TOLD YOU TO MOAN SEDUCTIVELY, NOT HAVE A SEIZURE" Immediately gets demonitized for misogynism and promotion of slavery.

[@warlocknote]

Demonitized?

[@ramirezcameron]

@@warlocknote did somebody say demon?

[@demonetization6596]

I heard my name?

[@tashkent561]

@@demonetization6596 What bring you here?

[@demonetization6596]

@@tashkent561 I have come for sovietwomble, to grant him immunity

[@GRIEFDRUMS]

So when is the face reveal then?

[@agen1man]

Cyanide already did it on his twitter.. just google cyanide twitter face reveal

[@GRIEFDRUMS]

😂😂 really??? It was a joke pal. Thanks though 👍

[@agen1man]

Ah, my bad. Difficult to spot sarcasm on the interwebs

[@aethericphoenix3423]

at the moment he said face reveal at 100 followers there popped out a box with their current followers ....over nine thousand

[@GRIEFDRUMS]

@hooman who you talking to?

[@Scarletchi]

if only you guys knew how much editing he had to so for 7:12 to 7:19 . I know i tried once

[@christiannugraha1011]

I know right. Most people don't appreciate that. "Womble, what took you so long to make a video." Pffft, let them try to make a video like this once, I guarantee you they will shut up.

[@rickmarx2480]

Yet the shots that he thought were coming from the enemy were from his team mate behind him xD

[@ltrgaming8554]

Wasabi KH you use keyframes, it's not that hard actually.

[@marshawn_ing]

It's not really all that hard to do when you edit a shit ton like Womble does. Really the only things needed for that are keyframes and a mask for the box. He does have some amazing as shit syncing with his audio, though.

[@418593]

Yeah its not 'hard' its just very long and tedious...im sure he uses some kinda motion tracking to a null object, then animate the position and size based off that null. And yeah masking the box...depends how much he does it though...going through every frame to make sure its ok at 60fps can be a waste but can make it really smooth

[@kye6375]

2:27 dude that ct must be the protagonist in an animated movie

[@maxliu7576]

protagonists don’t die

[@himanshunaidu389]

They respawn

[@teorasduxas754]

4:34 That Icelandic 'fact' is completely bullshit lmao

[@wertyswar]

Ooooh that one got you suspicious xD

[@teorasduxas754]

wertyswar yes :D

[@alcor3372]

Teoras1 So is the penis to body ratio one, that goes to the barnacle.

[@hakonandreasolaussen1949]

Used to be illegal, they changed the laws a decade or two ago

[@basharshehab5803]

Teoras1 all of them are lol

[@Zahiimchen]

WE WANT MORE CAKE.

[@rizkydayut478]

WE WANT MORE CAKE.

[@redeyes1775]

WE WANT TO EAT CAKE!

[@dragonics3797]

WE WANT MORE CAKE!

[@GetOutterMeHouse]

MORE.

[@rebornfire6]

which video was that?

[@theashennamedjerry3203]

Cyanide is my fucking spirit animal man. The perversion is strong in this one.

[@SalieriFromABOVE]

0:09 6 and a half years later, guess what ?

[@zohess9419]

He looks like Sheen from Friends.

[@aranyaroy]

I have nvr clicked on any notification so fast xD

[@MrLotr24]

SAME

[@bobvance8915]

Holy shit that's actually so true

[@MrJoserobo]

Soviet is life

[@donovantran3634]

same

[@xersuas258]

The e family is very disappointed

[@lauras.7154]

"14 different ways to say surrender in French." God dammit France.

[@lauras.7154]

*17

[@Faco66]

Was expecting a shitload of racism at this point.

[@kasper4135]

It's not 17, but somewhere around 8-10. Still alot. Altough I wouldn't call all of them a direct translation to "surrender", they're more like synonyms. like "give up".

[@cyrogen9922]

-Abandonner -Se rendre -Lever le drapeau blanc -Poser les armes -Se soumettre à l'ennemi As a native French, these are the only terms that I know for the word "surrender" :/

[@zachconnacht6564]

+tony ly I'd rather say fuck off

[@FoxtrotGolfLima]

"BETRAYAL" fucking killed me

[@mariic2]

Fabian Leiva So did Womble.

[@lenardprinsloo5515]

watching this again after years, never noticed the subliminal Neeson at 5:12, these videos just keep on giving.

[@ernestogastelum9123]

you never noticed that? that was the most obvious "subliminal" message ever

[@lenardprinsloo5515]

@@ernestogastelum9123 guess I didn't have such a keen eye

[@supersidrox8538]

soviet's channel blew the fuck up. I remember i started watching this like 5 months ago when he had like 150-200 thousand subs. Now he has almost a million, like damn.

[@seansdfilms]

His Space Engineers Bullshittery video got featured on a gaming Facebook page. Possible explanation how it got up faster than usual. P.S. - I was part of that minority.

[@SolarE845]

I'm pretty sure one of his rust videos was on UNILAD as well.

[@demigod666555]

Yeah it was one of his Rust vids that brought me here, been a fan ever since.

[@alistairepascua6895]

I discovered Soviet in 8gaming. Then, the first time I subscribe to him he had like 200K subs

[@ZETxZ4]

For me it was the Arma 3 Bullshittery 5 that got him famous, that video was shared on imgur and then reposted on 9gag, then it just went everywhere. I was one of the guys on imgur that saw the video, later on, I spent about 3 - 4hours watching every single Womble's video.

[@ronitkhetwani4100]

anyone noticed them singing the Tokyo drift theme song at the end

[@BFFsEngineer]

yes we have ears

[@tacontrol7084]

Hey buddy you're here too XD Say hello to Neebs from me

[@schlumpfdieb9670]

You mean the Tokyo drift with the chinese girls?

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

Junko Enoshima Must have been an exchange day

[@kittyyyyyyyy]

5:22 the way cake said "okay" is so fucking cute

[@linden6352]

I agree. Also my favorite clip.

[@RedRocky54]

The way cake exists is fucking cute

[@jackthelad6386]

Does she have a channel on yt or twitch?

[@Blazewolf23]

tb Kitty. Lol yep Literaly nai reason i Came back to this specific video in the series

[@leeyeow4434]

Radu Nicolae Turtoi deleted channel?

[@JJVLT]

Nep being flustered is the most adorable thing ever "no no no no no no"

[@PaxPirate]

I want a compilation of Womble fumble with grenades.

[@christiannugraha1011]

It's gonna be a 10 hour long compilation.

[@sharpmvg6861]

Did you know 85% of plant life is found in the ocean

[@BebxOfficial]

RuN Gaming 100% of water is wet.

[@sharpmvg6861]

+bestiebest Did you know 8% of people have an extra rib

[@BebxOfficial]

RuN Gaming Did you know that if m=2, 2m^2 is 8

[@christopherharding4140]

I can't stop laughing at cyanide's did you know facts😂😂

[@kristof9773]

Most of them aren't even correct

[@poposbtw]

Germy Jeremy cyanide is... Spain?

[@Andrei-cb3qg]

He's indian

[@DarkLink1996]

DELTA_ 44 Did you know

[@benni4451]

I can they werent funny

[@notgayifitsdavidduchovnay256]

Who else wants to see Moon base alpha bullshittery? Reply with aeiou if you agree!

[@Myrkvi_]

john madden

[@RyGuyGinger]

YES AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@USA0312]

aeiou

[@dtghanvey]

*GHHHEEEYYYY

[@thecrustylog]

it's not ghey if it's on the moon

[@HSF8811]

I appreciate how the Teamspeak gets quieter as the team gets further away at the end.

[@jeffwang543]

this is the first month that i became a twitch sub and so far I'm loving so I think I'm going to keep supporting you. thanks for the awesome videos womble.

[@SovietWomble]

And thanks for doing so. Happy to provide updates on what's going on to Twitch Subs alongside Patreon. Every announcement to Patrons can be copy-pasted to Twitch subs. Thanks for paying my rent! *Edit* - Some words, because apparently I cannot spell and may be legally retarded.

[@santinoalexanderskowronek6382]

+SovietWomble unlike Pet Dogs in iceland. they are illegal. no Matter if they r retarted or not. thx cyanide

[@arttu22]

Please bring dayz bullshitteries back :C

[@jeffwang543]

ardudu I'm sure there will be day z related videos on this channel soon enough ;-)

[@BimboLiqueur]

Well, he doesn't play DayZ much anymore on stream or anything like that because of stream sniping. Idunno about anything else :l

[@gotchupham8152]

Nep: No no NO NO NO WOMBLE:*yes u did* u did want to have NBK’s babies

[@InnocentC0]

NOi NOi

[@nathansingleton7532]

RIP Nep xD

[@tiffd5484]

I lost my shit when he thought h3h3 was pronounced heehee

[@Kampfwaer]

artisdank forgive my missing knowledge but what is h3h3 anyway? Is it this h3h3 productions?

[@Delian795]

LeRufus yep

[@Kampfwaer]

Deli thank you, much appreciated! :)

[@Delian795]

LeRufus NP

[@lifeontwowheels3104]

Actually they were going to call the channel HEHE based on their initials (H)ila(E)than(H)akmon(E)dwards (her former last name[H] and his middle name[E]), but that name was already taken. They then replaced "E" with "3".

[@Noxvoyager]

00:10 6 years and a couple of million followers later, Doom finally got his wish.